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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Too easy for me.
    Got to the lich in just 5 loop and I haven't got to see all of the different terrain and upgrade

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      even if you're talking about difficulty 1, that's just straight not possible in 5 loops. You wouldn't have enough terrain to even spawn him.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Got to the lich in just 5 loop
      Why are you lying?

      Valve straight up fricked up Russian developers ability to receive money from game's sales, so they ceased development and moved on with their lives.

      >Valve straight up fricked up Russian developers ability to receive money from game's sales, so they ceased development and moved on with their lives.
      Why are you lying?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not a lie tho, it's literally what happened

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I got to Lich in 2 loops, get on my level.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        What the frick is wrong with you? Are you mentally ill? Fricking moron.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Why are you lying?

        Unironically have a nice day. If you're going to say blatant bullshit then at least elaborate, otherwise, you're just a homosexual.

        He's completely right. The devs moved on because it doesn't make sense to continue if they're going to stop revenue because of some homosexual war.
        Do you support Ukraine, you little cuck?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          LMAO, do you support Snow Nigeria, you lil' chud?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Russians killing Russians is a good thing, but don't sit here and pretend the israelitenited states are the good guys.
            You fricking israelite wienersucker.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >starts a war of aggression
              >people side with the defender
              >this triggers the chuddie
              ???

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                He literally said he doesn't defend Russia
                Did you pass the third grade? I'm guessing not.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >don't sit here and pretend the israelitenited states are the good guys.
                >You fricking israelite wienersucker.
                If it shits like a Poojet and smells a Poojet ... it's probably a Poojeet.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Last question is absolutely moronic. Security matters way more than freedom of speech. Especially in hellholes like Nigeria and Russia

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >t.ard

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The money guy definitely raped kids btw

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Doesn't change the truth of those words. R*ssia (according to its own officials) is CP central btw, second only to Muttmerica:

                https://sputnikglobe.com/20100322/158277750.html

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                They have neither security nor freedom of speech, you dunce

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >that murder rate
                >security
                lol
                lmao even

                Also, those serfs are too fricking stupid to get that you can't have one without the other. If your government is free to control your very words they sure as frick are free to oppress you in any other way imaginable, too. And state violence always >>>>> random violence. You won't get a Holodomor from local warlords; anarchism, as moronic as it may be, is far less dangerous in that sense.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Also, those serfs are too fricking stupid to get that you can't have one without the other.
                We know.
                And just fyi if you see someone support Putin in english, they are more likely to be american than to be russian.

                How long is the game? Feel like I should just watch a Long Play then make a clone in Unity

                The game is like auto-battler, you make setup and watch the little guy run through it. You can slow down and interact, but a lot of the time you are just watching. So, ironically, because its a game about mostly watching, its dull to watch someone else play it. Just play yourself. How long depends on how good you are. I have 17 hours on Steam, but I added my custom move speed in the config files to make it faster.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >that murder rate, caring more about freedom of speech
                >at least I can say what I want before I get killed
                Lmao

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Lying
        I got to Lich in 3 loops lmao, before even unlocking the thief class. Just make the smallest deck with the best cards available, Lich is a fricking joke, enemies don't even have passives yet.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          How is that possible with no upgrades and no terrain?

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    so where are those new classes and items?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Valve straight up fricked up Russian developers ability to receive money from game's sales, so they ceased development and moved on with their lives.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Too hard.
        It literally plays itself, stupid.

        Good. Frick R*ssians.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          shalom nafo agent

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >russian game for russian people who can't buy it in russia
        >You are lying. Stop lying.
        Typical double IQ overweight burger.

        >Valve straight up fricked up Russian developers ability to receive money from game's sales
        This is an objectively wrong statement, written by someone who knew it was objectively wrong when they wrote it.
        Valve didn't do anything, and Russian developers can get paid in their Cyprian/Georgian bank accounts they all have since 2014. Something every Russian would know, mezhdu prochim.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fricking hell. How do creatures like you even exist when you're this stupid?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Instead of pretending to be moronic, just close the tab. This website doesn't have accounts, so people won't know you lied in this thread when you post elsewhere.

            >Cyprian/Georgian bank accounts
            Loop Hero didn't do this traitorous shit, they kept their bank accounts in Russia.

            >Loop Hero didn't do this traitorous shit, they kept their bank accounts in Russia.
            You are not Russian, and don't know how anything in Russia works. You are making this painfully obvious with your posts in this thread.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >literal 27 IQ post who can't google

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >google it
                >first page is results from vidya sites all copy-pasting each other within a 2 day window
                At least rockpapershotgun edited their article to say that SOME players can't buy from Steam and Switch. They didn't say that RUSSIAN players can't pay, because russian banks can't make digital payments to outside banks.
                Meanwhile, everyone who is actually Russian and knows their shit, and isn't googling to find reposts of a machine translated blog post, knows what's up: every russian company or even youtubers or cam prostitutes have georgian bank accounts to receive money.
                But hey, I do love it when fat hamburgers from Arizona call me a stupid westerners, and "teach me" about Russia and Russians. Makes me real proud to not be a stupid anglo who just lucked into wealth and power, so he can now be a disgenyc piece of shit and just LIE on a hentai forum for zero benefit and with zero reason.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Cyprian/Georgian bank accounts
          Loop Hero didn't do this traitorous shit, they kept their bank accounts in Russia.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Valve straight up fricked up Russian developers ability to receive money from game's sales, so they ceased development and moved on with their lives.

      >fricking over russian players
      BASED.
      >fricking over russian devs
      It's over.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    More like not enough content. Scratches the same itch as the last spell which actually delivered on its shit

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >check out Last Spell steam page
      >brown people on screenshots
      >close the page
      Thanks but no thanks.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can remove them all via character customization. The devs are french, brown is normal to them

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >french
          > brown is normal to them
          *new normal

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Scratches the same itch as the last spell which actually delivered on its shit
      Why are you lying? Completely different game. Last Spell is a turn based tactical game, with many characters that you directly control and develop.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Same grinding while watching your character(s) slowly get better while progressing some metagame bullshit in a roguelite feeling. If you don’t see the similarities, idk if you actually played either of these games

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why are you lying?
      >https://ixbt.games/news/2022/03/28/razrabotciki-loop-hero-razresili-skacivat-svoyu-igru-s-torrenta-i-podelilis-ssylkoi.html
      Run it through google translate or something.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why are you lying?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >water is wet
          >here is the proof
          >Why are you lying?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Your proofs prove nothing, moron. The text you posted doesn't say what you want it to say.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >russian game for russian people who can't buy it in russia
              >You are lying. Stop lying.
              Typical double IQ overweight burger.

              Find a room, maybe your combined IQ will reach 100.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Your post:
        >Valve straight up fricked up Russian developers ability to receive money from game's sales

        Their statement:
        >Russians can't digitally pay on Steam and Switch, so here's an official torrent link
        They wrote that statement in Russian, on the Russian social media vkontakte, to the Russians who can't digitally pay. Not that they themselves can't be paid. And not something "valve straight fricked up".

        You are lying. Stop lying.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >russian game for russian people who can't buy it in russia
          >You are lying. Stop lying.
          Typical double IQ overweight burger.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Read

            Your post:
            >Valve straight up fricked up Russian developers ability to receive money from game's sales

            Their statement:
            >Russians can't digitally pay on Steam and Switch, so here's an official torrent link
            They wrote that statement in Russian, on the Russian social media vkontakte, to the Russians who can't digitally pay. Not that they themselves can't be paid. And not something "valve straight fricked up".

            You are lying. Stop lying.

            >I was only pretending to be moronic

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Great game. Worth finishing. Yeah it has some hard parts and some dumb RNG shit at times. But overall, it's beatable. I'm sure smarter players than me could beat it faster/more easily than I did.

    The music is great too. The story/lore of the game is also pretty good but hidden overall. Still a great and fun game worth every penny.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The speed you beat it is only related to how fast you decide to start building up the village and min-maxing and someone telling you or you figuring out the best strat for cards.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    played this game for 11.5 hours, no idea what I was doing. kinda relaxing tho.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you need to continually win fights with 5 or more mobs in order to get a crucial item that's used for upgrades
      >game tells you nothing about this

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish there was more art of the black hole dogs from the 2nd boss

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Too boring.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >let's take out one hour long game and add 15+ hours of grinding to pad it out

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    More like too tedious. I know exactly what I need to do to progress, yet I have to grind like crazy to get the upgrades I need. A good roguelite needs to make the gameplay fun enough so I want to grind, not grind for the sake of grinding.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    disingenous muttoid meltdown itt

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Okay. I'll bite.
      Who is being disingenuous and how?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >disingenous muttoid meltdown itt

      >Why are you lying?

      Unironically have a nice day. If you're going to say blatant bullshit then at least elaborate, otherwise, you're just a homosexual.

      He's completely right. The devs moved on because it doesn't make sense to continue if they're going to stop revenue because of some homosexual war.
      Do you support Ukraine, you little cuck?

      >Do you support Ukraine, you little cuck?

      The following text is objectively incorrect:
      >Valve straight up fricked up Russian developers ability to receive money from game's sales
      Its a wrong thing, written by a wrong person, wrongly. Don't like it? Tough shit, its still wrong.
      Go be wrong somewhere else, wrong monkeys.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is it with turd worlders and their boner for R*ssia? Is it just their ingrained contrarianism to anything Western (except all their technology, culture and economic)? I mean it shouldn't come as a surprise given that they're moronic but still, going REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MUH COLONIALISM and then turning around and jerking off to R*ssian imperialism and irredentism is peak idiocy. Giving brownoids human rights was a mistake.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you wake up and immediately run your head into a brick wall every day? What the frick man

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hit too close to home, huh?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Hit too close to home, huh?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Post hand.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wouldn't be surprised if the dolts who made this flash in a pan success got drafted and are dead now.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      We can only hope. Anyone too moronic to GTFO after February 2022 kinda had it coming, hundreds of thousands of others made the smart choice instead.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man you just cannot discuss anything even tangently related to Russia anymore, can you?
    The second some Europoors get wind of it they immediately degrade the discussion into the war, muh pigs, falseflagging both sides, etc.
    Is it the fact that their brains are scrambled from the lack of A/C during the summer?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Man you just cannot discuss anything even tangently related to Russia anymore, can you?
      >The second some Europoors get wind of it they immediately degrade the discussion into the war, muh pigs, falseflagging both sides, etc.
      >Is it the fact that their brains are scrambled from the lack of A/C during the summer?
      A fat american (who is fat and obese) made a wrong post, lying about how sanctions work and about what the devs posted on their vkontakte.
      I, a herculean slav of pure hyperborean stock, corrected him. Then the fat american (obese lard humanoid) started talking about politics and war, because he is stupid, and fat, and very obese.

      These are the facts. Don't like the facts? Very sad. Still facts.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's too hard until you unlock forests and dunes, then eventually you get the ability to stack enough buffs and accessories that the game can't do a lot to you.
    Fun experience, shame that the war stopped them from adding new classes or tiles, I think the core gameplay loop was a fun version of a semi-idle game, my only real complaint would be that by later stages you can fill up the board to your liking, ans once that happens the game basically calcifies and nothing much changes. They should've implemented more RNG monsters or tiles to pop up randomly over time

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dunes
      Why would you use those? I put them in to unlock some achievements and then never used them again.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's been a while since I played last, but didn't they reduce all enemy hp by a percentage each? I seem to remember that being a useful benefit, especially when you get to double up the effect with a river, but I could be thinking of a different tile

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's been a while since I played last, but didn't they reduce all enemy hp by a percentage each? I seem to remember that being a useful benefit, especially when you get to double up the effect with a river, but I could be thinking of a different tile

        They're ideal for Rogue, combined with group damage since you want fights short as possible to minimize the chance of getting raped because you have no defense, something rocks and mountains won't help with at all. There's no limit to them so you can reduce everything to 1hp if you want. They turn adjacent rivers into oasis, which helps by making enemies slower to snipe them before they can act.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The game was out for a year with no development before the sanctions. They weren't in a hurry to expand on it.

      >I think the core gameplay loop was a fun version of a semi-idle game, my only real complaint would be that by later stages you can fill up the board to your liking, ans once that happens the game basically calcifies and nothing much changes. They should've implemented more RNG monsters or tiles to pop up randomly over time
      I agree with this, the game should've had more random tile spawns, that would force you to include and keep tech cards to do damage control, and to just disrupt your plants so you have to change and adapt the layout.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did the devs died in Ukraine or something? Will there every be more content?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They ported the game for Xbox in April this year, which is after the big dying.
      The lead artist is active on Twitter https://twitter.com/DmitryDeceiver

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        So there is hope or is it loop herover

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How long is the game? Feel like I should just watch a Long Play then make a clone in Unity

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really liked this game, I wish single digit yuropoors wouldn't ruin any attempt to talk about it

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty good game. Devs definitely moved on though, for one reason or another.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    just grind furnitures for perma buffs. The ones that give health break the game.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone familiar with the 2hu clone of this game?
    Trying to figure out if it's chinese or taiwanese is like pulling teeth

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