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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    k

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    5 years ago, this was insanely OP. Today it would be more like
    >mana 1 Quest card; play 2 cards
    >Reward, hero power upgrade: transform a minion into a 1/1 sheep

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      And the 1/1 sheep has a rainbow flag behind it.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This card was never op. Even in basic it was considered too expensive.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was broken as frick in arena.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          hard clear is always broken in arena

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        it still was great in the sense it was very threatening and people had to play around it. The card now is useless since your opponent can just keep discovering minions that discover other minions on top of having a good onboard effects

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Deals the deathblow to your game.
    Heh, niffin personel gay

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >they nerfed the twig instead of this
      remember how original druid death knight was played in every druid (even wild for quite a while) just because it was a straightforward upgrade at a decent price?
      i remember

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      While obviously awful, nothing sounds quite like a deathrattle like adding more classes. They even jumped the shark with DUDE ILLIDAN IS SO COOL class first, what a joke.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah especially death knight release was extremely desperate move, they didnt want to add that ever

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah makes sense, people were clamoring for death knight since hs first came out but in classic blizzard fashion they had to wait for the game to die before finally giving people what they actually wanted all along

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah especially death knight release was extremely desperate move, they didnt want to add that ever

        >game lived and died before monk was even considered as a class

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          NEVER EVER FURBlack folk

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Honestly wouldn't mind if it wasn't tied to panda stuff, I just like monks in fantasy settings.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              What happened that caused people to dislike the concept of pandaren so much?
              I thought people really liked pandaren Brewster in wc3, and and also remember a decent amount of people thinking pandaren in wow would be cool.
              Was it just kung-fu panda coming out that ruined the idea, even if the movie came out AFTER Brewster in WC3?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Was it just kung-fu panda coming out that ruined the idea,
                Yes. By MoP you had a sizeable portion of WoW's playerbase who never played WC3 or even knew about it. Seeing Panda people do martial arts made said people immediately jump to kung fu Panda and Asian/Chinese market pandering.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah especially death knight release was extremely desperate move, they didnt want to add that ever

        DK is also just a conceptually bad class and terrible for the health of the game in the future.
        >>Lmao what if you just didn't have access to 2/3rds of your card pool at all times?
        Garbage idea when you consider that expansions have to be released, all ways of "solving" the problem of adding now DK cards to the pool are terrible.
        >Just focus on one rune each expansion (what they went with)
        Woah! This defeats the entire point of the class. Great.
        >Print more DK cards
        Woah! Now you are more likely to get DK cards when you open packs even if you don't want them.
        >Spread cards evenly over the runes
        Means that DK effectively only has like 3 cards every expansion.
        only 1/3rd of your card pool is balanced because the high rune requirement cards are better!
        Very cool in theory. One problem. Now neutrals can NEVER be strong again. Because if neutrals are strong that means DK with is just the best class to put those neutrals in.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >set your maximum mana to 20
      How the frick is that fair for druid.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because every other class had equally broken cards too.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          No it fricking doesnt this card still dominates.

          This game has been nicknamed Druidstone by the fans for a reason, they always have the busted shit.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Half the expansions the meta revolves around solving the Druid decks. Frick them. Their decks are fun tho.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              You know what's fun ?

              It was confirmed that the devs have a biased for Druids, hence them getting all the busted shit

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Half the expansions the meta revolves around solving the Druid decks. Frick them. Their decks are fun tho.

            yeah thought so,
            They were a b***h to beat even in classic, having draw power and putting big sacks of crap you couldn't get through unless you traded your whole board
            Fun to play if you were the opposite side. but ive always preferred quick games

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I miss having access to 18 free face damage for just two cards. Don't worry their board was always clear because I'd have thrown down at least one Fel Reaver because either the game ended at turn 8? or I lost. That bullshit got me almost to legend tier.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thats twenty mana anon the hell is more broken then twenty mana?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            you don't get that mana immediately dumbass

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >innervate and wild growth arent a thing to reach it faster

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Even worse, that card changes your hero power to "Choose One: Draw a card, or gain an empty mana crystal".

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >even worse
                that was the bread and butter of druid to ramp up

                still takes at least 3 more turns for the card to do anything ever

                And? you make it seem like they dont have taunts up the ass to keep you from their face and heal

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                still takes at least 3 more turns for the card to do anything ever

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Suspend 9 Mirari's Wake is not a good card anon.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      what the frick is that? good thing i quit this game 6 years ago or something

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      > doesnt shit up their res pool
      unironically worse

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is what I am calling GOOD desing.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >flavorful
      >powerful
      >fair
      yes, yes it is.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        people talk about powercreep but mtg has gotten better over time, old cards were cancer and people who play vintage should be raped and murdered

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          It helps that MTG in general has more formats available. People who wanna play obscenely busted decks play Vintage. People who wanna do stuff from over a long time period play Modern. People who just wanna play newer stuff play Standard. And then there's shit like Commander and even sort of 'Modern variants' like whatever the frick Pioneer is.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >people talk about powercreep but mtg has gotten better over time, old cards were cancer and people who play vintage should be raped and murdered
          In Modern, the most popular competitive format, the top played cards are mostly those printed in the "Modern Horizions" sets and the Lord of the Rings set(which is modern legal.)
          The cards you're complaining about in vintage where mostly printed almost three decades ago.
          Modern survived for YEARS as a card gaming format that had balance hiccups(Eldrazi winter, Pod Meta, ect.), but ultimately, you could bring your fringe modern deck to a Friday night event and have a good time.
          Good luck doing that now that people are playing Elemental incarnations, The One Ring, Orchish bowmasters, Ragavan, and much more crap that's just BETTER without being interesting.
          Meanwhile, every vintage player I've encountered encourages proxying and is jolly up and down.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >modern is a diverse format that changes with new cards
            >vintage is everyone proxying the most broken shit ever printed because anything else auto loses
            thanks for proving my point. There's a reason you freaks are segregated in your cesspit. btw you should be aware that vintage is the least played format and modern is the second most played format behind edh

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >the most skillful and fun format that filters out kids and normieBlack folk
              you say that like it's a bad thing. sounds like you're one of those that people used to gatekeep their hobbies from.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >vintage
                >skillful
                Damn, I know wannabe richgays are deluded but holy hell

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                What about Legacy then? I imagine it has more variety without the P9 everywhere, and I know it gets shaked a lot more from all the >we broke legacy again memes.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          holy delusion batman
          While the current powercreep isn't on the same level as vintage staples (most of the time), the output of broken cards has been WAY higher since FIRE became a thing

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          More like BORING over time.
          Even most art is now your generic soulless fantasy slop that might just as well be from AI prompts.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >return to owner's deck only when game is over
            Was this a clumsy way to say that you don't really lose the card or was there some other card that restarts the game and thereby resets the exile?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              you used to have to ante some of your cards in the very beginning of magic but that got changed quick

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stopped playing this seven years ago or something.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >is absolute kino in your face

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      frick no, this meta was cancer along with Gadgetzan

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      *sip* Now THAT was a good expansion

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >get raped by Zoolock
      >Paladin pulls out 10/10 cards turn 3
      >elemental dmg burst shaman with 6/6 fireball battlecry mob and murlocs adaptations
      >token druid adaptation spam dead turn 4 with living mana 2/2’s
      >Nether portal turn 5 warlock that destroys your deck immediately
      >OTK mage with 4 apprentice wizard duplicates, +1 turn and archmage
      >turn two rogue quest done and they pull 5/5 1 mana charge boars

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >is absolute kino in your face

        EXODIA, OBLITERATEEEE

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          This was unironically my favourite deck during this set, it felt so cool trying to win with whatever tome and glyph gave you. It was a good thing it was so shit and scarce because people would have complaied a lot otherwise.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Now it's
        >Get raped by ZOOgaras
        >Paladin sharts out a billion divine shield turn 5
        >Totem Nature burst shaman
        >Symphony warlock turn 5 that destroys your wincon immediately
        >OTK mage with SIF and 5 created by arcane bolts
        >Turn two rogue mech snowball as they create a 10/10 windfury reborn replicator

        Its funny that despite the power creep, the feeling is still the same

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kino.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        miss this guy, what's he up to now?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's working on Marvel Snap.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          He made his own company that made Marvel Snap.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            oh shit, didn't realize he was behind Marvel Snap. I've watched it played before but never paid much attention. is it any good?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Can't say I've personally played it but from what my friends who do say about it, Ben Brode's touch is obvious in the game.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Like any DCG it's designed to psychologically frick you.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I've sunk ~35 hours into it. I think it's fun. Matches are a lot shorter than hearthstone, and there's a lot more RNG I think. The artwork is also a lot nicer, and it's less pay-to-win.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This and Blackrock mountain Dragon Priest were the most fun I’ve had with Hearthstone. Kino indeed.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mfw remembering all the fun I had with my murloc deck
      >murloc knight
      >all those moronic caveman murlocs
      >everyfin is awesome
      i wanna go back

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >get raped by Zoolock
      >Paladin pulls out 10/10 cards turn 3
      >elemental dmg burst shaman with 6/6 fireball battlecry mob and murlocs adaptations
      >token druid adaptation spam dead turn 4 with living mana 2/2’s
      >Nether portal turn 5 warlock that destroys your deck immediately
      >OTK mage with 4 apprentice wizard duplicates, +1 turn and archmage
      >turn two rogue quest done and they pull 5/5 1 mana charge boars

      This. Absolute cancer expansion.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Exactly when I realized the game would never become better and left.
      Apparently the bots nowadays can fully emulate human behavior and grind to rank 2 easily, so basically it's all bots and mobile shitters on the entire ladder.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Best meta, easily.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Too slow now-a-days. For four mana you can clear the board and get about 32/32 worth of stats on your side of the board.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    its still a good card but reverb is way better for just one mana more (effectively)

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Was the 7 (or was it 9 been years) minion limit changed? That looks like shit if not.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The card is primarily used for removal. In 90% of use cases you cast it on an enemy minion so you can kill it with a single point of damage.
        Getting your own copy of that minion is then a bonus on top of that (even if it also dies to 1 point of damage, since you force the opponent to have to deal that damage)

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sorry, read it quickly and without much attention and though it said each minion.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >reverbing your own darkhan
          >reverbing and pinging any titan except sergeras (and might be even good with him if they have a board and nether is still up)
          >reverbing rush minions
          etc

          reverb is such a powerful card I really dont know why its not 4 mana

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Same energy

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me? It was KOTFT

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >4 orks

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        3.5 orcs*

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          There are no half ork presses

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            bruh rexxar is literally half ogre

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              what's the other half?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Read both posts and you should be able to figure it out.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Fat ogre wiener

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              he should be bigger than the others, i remember him being frickhuge in w3, but nowadays they don't really discern him from regular orcs

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                he often is in fairness, i guess they just dropped the ball a little with the image in question

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The rogue hero was also originally going to be an orc, and they only changed it when they realized over half the cast was 1 race.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Name one warrior that's more iconic than Grommash and Garrosh in WoW, or a Warlock/Shaman as iconic as Gul'dann and Thrall.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Varus

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Varian. Also, 'iconic' doesn't matter beyond, like, Jaina and Anduin because they pulled a very deep cut literal who for Rogue. Nobody knew who the frick Valeera was before Hearthstone.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Varian
            He ended up being one of the first legendary cards for warrior along Grommash, and again I'd say most people knew Grommash/Garrosh more than him.
            >Jaina
            >literal who
            Huh?
            Anduin and Valeria is fair enough, but it's not like there are a lot of relevant rogues and priests in the game.
            There's what, the leader of SI:7 and maybe that priestess from scarlet monastery?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I meant, BEYOND Jaina and Anduin (and I guess Thrall), the classes being iconic characters didn't matter too much because those were arguably the most iconic ones to pull. Really, the general people don't know THAT many Warcraft characters besides Jaina, Arthas and Thrall. Anduin was always a 'big name' character so he had to be in, but Valeera was a literal who pull.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          They should have made Magni the default warrior, since it would have fixed some of the race variety (there were already 3 other orcs but no dwarves) and the warrior hero power giving armor is way more appropriate for a heavily armored warrior like Magni than a guy who doesn't even wear a shirt like Garrosh.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Enjoy Magni as one of the first paid heroes skin, lol.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            It is funny how they have almost an embarassment of riches with some classes to pull alts for, and then some like Rogue are so scarce they basically just kind of awkwardly retrofit some (was Maiev particularly 'Rogue-y' at all?) before saying "frick it" and putting Garona in as a skin because she's the only Rogue that seems to actually exist that matters.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Lol, if anything Maiev was more of a hunter.
              Yeah, they were pretty desperate, all they had to do was make some literal who of ok importance like Noggenfogger or fricking Moroes from Kharazan, who was an easy pick.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                It is just kinda funny, but I guess Rogue as a character archetype is one that doesn't do a lot in story. Garona was an assassin, sure, but that was kind of it and she stopped mattering after doing the one assassination and having a now-retconned kid with Medivh.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                It should have been Vanessa.
                Oh but then there would have been 4 playable humans, and that's just unacceptable for any race that isn't orc.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Kinda surprised they eventually picked Edwin instead of Vanessa for an alt skin, but I guess Edwin was more popular in HS itself because of
                >THE BROTHERHOOD SHALL PREVAIL
                >18/18 on turn 6

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Maiev in wc3 is melee and has fan of knives as one ability..

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Needs less h*mans

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >surrender your will to the kabal
      >the light has betrayed me
      >pings you to death

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I only play priest and I hated it. I hate the heavy control decks with 20 clears anyways but Raza Priest happened to also be tier 0 at one point so you basically had no reason to not be playing it.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're moronic. Control is the only good archetype, with highlander being the most fun.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Control is fun, if you’re not priest.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Arthas boss fights for every class was kino.
      The mage murloc deck that heals by lifestealing was especially great.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I remember trying to do the run with budget decks and restarting the game 50 times to get the perfect mage hand lmao. Still my favourite portrait to this day.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      DK Rogue was fun as frick to play
      >15/3 lifesteal weapon
      even DK Priest had problems trying to kill us.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    YAHARRRR

    It's time to click some faces!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >*kaboom*
      EYE'M IN CHARGE NOW
      >*kaboom*
      EYE'M IN CHARGE NOW

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate Blizzard.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Still playing this rng fiesta

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >rng
      It's not RNG, and this card is the proof.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yea I really feel like the game just decides like ok you just lost so now we give you good draws this game and the opposite after you win.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Back when I was really interested in climbing the ladder in ranked I didnt even need specific cards for proof. Once you play long enough you can practically tell from your opening hand when the game wants you to lose. Game is rigged bullshit, not RNG.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I quit in gadgetzan what does this card do?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          It lets you pick between 3 cards which all just so happen to be very very good for the current situation. The joke is that this proves that Blizzard has some sort of system in place that can tell what cards are good and what not meaning that they could use this system to force 50:50 winrates.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Everything. Roughly.
          Basically it has a pool of cards, run the Hearthstone's AI on all of them, and let you pick between the 3 that the solo game AI would play the most.
          On an empty board it's pretty meh, but it has a knack to find the one card that could give you lethal out of nowhere.
          Or to NOT give you the card you would obviously want from his pool in whatever situation you are. Zephyr is playful like that.

          But yeah, it's a tremendously good card if you can afford the drawback.
          It's 2 mana: draw a standard card that will at least save you and at best win the game.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          As an example, if your opponent had 6 hp, it will discover a Leoroy or fireball.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        So it's even worse than RNG, if it was random oh well at least you know you had fair chances, meanwhile you're telling me the game clearly has some working algorithms that can understand how to change the tides of a match

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Reno decks were so fun

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stormwind was so broken the game was total kino, admit it

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >plays 40 cards in a turn and ropes

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you get two
      Two WHAT? you have to be specific when writing card rules!

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        One of the few things I appreciate about hearthstone, it uses simple intuitive human words to describe its effects

        >mtg card: after you spend the necessary mana to play the "Loan Shark" card from your hand into the battlefield under your control, choose an opponent, that opponent adds a 0 mana cost "Coin" colorless neutral sorcery card with "add 1 (one) to your current mana total this turn only" to their hand, after "Loan Shark" is killed by combat or spell effects add two 0 mana cost......

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          MTG doesn't have a computer that can enforce rules so you have to write the invisible rules on the card itself to prevent confusion.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Left HS during the Created By meta, is that still going on?

          >When Loan Shark enters the battlefiend, target opponent creates a Coin Token (It is a colorless Artifact with Tap: Add one colorless mana).
          When Loan Shark leaves the battlefield, create two Coin Tokens.
          Not that bad.

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    HS homosexuals deserve everything that has happened to them

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I definitely deserved that kino single-player adventures.
      Ladder gays can suck my wiener.

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    EVERRYONE GET IN HERE

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hearthstone was dead to me the very moment they released these story dungeon dlcs that had new overpowered cards in them. About 2 story dlcs in and my default Warlock was already unplayable. I quit and many, many years later I installed it again just to see how bad it's gotten and the first game i encounter a dude with a set of combo cards I've never seen before that kills me by round 3. Frick nu-Blizz, they destroyed every franchise, every single one.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the game should just be 100% free
      Are you stupid? Besides those dungeons only cost 1000 gold to unlock iirc.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >packs with power creep cards weren't making enough money so they had to add $20 ""story"" content that gives power creep cards

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      old dungeons were good value tho
      and you really sound completely clueless about card games

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        nice paypig cope, i bet you are a Star Citizen cultist too, homosexual.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Did you even play the game? Normally you buy packs for 100 gold and they can contain lots of trash. With dungeons you pay 1000 gold for guaranteed meta cards.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I quit the moment they retired cards that i had spent money purchasing

      >but all card games do this!

      Dont care, im not paying for dlc thats rendered invalid every couple of years.

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    last good expansion

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    They started printing some fun looking cards for a while but now it seems like they're slowly regressing into moronic "le randomly random effects" and brain dead "if you are playing [archetype] draw three cards/deal 10 damage :OOOOOOO"

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >replaces charge for rush
    Sorry aggro decks :^)

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The aesthetic the game had around one night in kazahkstan or fricking whatever and the league of explorers was incredible.
    then they had like three shitty dinosaur and fricking goblin expansions back to back? boring. totally killed the game for me
    the /vg/ was awful in a good way, too.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >7 years old

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the current state of hearthstone? I played last maybe six years ago, and it was addictive and a blast

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Absolute garbage, the entire old dev team is gone and what repleaced them were a bunch of ex 'pros', casters and shitters who were too bad for modern wow. Almost every decision they make is based around adding something new to the game that can be monetized, they have added so many new things to buy like 3d portraits, coin skins, battlepass, two more types of cosmetic cards that are similar to golden cards etc. Complete and utter shitfest. Unironically the last time the game was fun was like saviours of uldum and that was like 4 years ago. Oh, and the game is infested with bots, both blizzard and just china ones since blizzard games can't operate in china anymore.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      its the best TCG right now by a long shot
      its unironically based

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I dunno, I prefer Yu-Gi-Oh! with morons from Ganker.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's more fun than before because it got more interactions but doomposters don't wanna admit it that playing plain vanilla cards on curve was never fun.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Twist is fun, fricked around with some homebrew dragon priest decks and that was enjoyable but ladder is beyond fricked. All the extra modes apart from BG were also a massive waste of resources at this point they’re all dead.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You either lose on turn 3 or 60 with no inbetween, the power gap between free and optimized (whale) decks has never been wider because everything, SPECIALLY legendaries has steadily been powercreeped to frick, there is no point in getting into or returning to hearthstone unless you're willing to fork out hundreds of dollars up front, the game's pay to win and the f2p experience is miserable

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Or alternatively you just netdeck the cheapest top deck and farm easy wins.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      it has been bad for years. you can play 5 Marvel Snap matches in the time it takes to play 1 Hearthstone match that you know you are going to lose from the beginning.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aggro tries to kill by turn 4-5, mech rogue for example can build a couple 10/10 stealth windfury minions on turn 4 for the win on turn 5. Control decks are either Warrior stalling until they draw their 50 damage from hand combo or Warlock stalling until they can start dropping 12/14 in stats every turn for 2 mana. Midrange and tempo are just inferior to aggro and control right now so they're basically free wins for the above decks

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      My favorite part of modern Hearthstone is bot lobbies :^)

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >bot lobbies
        I haven't played in years, is this some China shit since their servers went offline?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well if you play ranked you'll play with tons of bots.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What's the current state of hearthstone?
      It's so bad most israelitetubers making their entire living from it didn't have the will to keep playing.
      It's so bad the most played part unironically is a mini-game that just re-use the UI and has next to jackshit to do with card games.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The most popular Hearthstone mode is battlegrounds. And that is all you need to know

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's because they did nothing to stop netdecking and worse they started rewarding whales. Personally if I was the dev I would've put netdeckers on netdecker island. The more optimized your deck (and common it is) the more likely you'd play games on netdeck island. Then the other people playing wacky decks can finally have peace.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >muh netdecking
          Anon, it was already nothing but that in Vanilla.
          Removing netdecking won't fix the game being now overfilled with bullshit cards.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Penalizing netdecking (or rather put them on netdecker island) does fix the game as people who want to engage in the deckbuilding side of the game without having to play against the same 5 or 6 meta decks. It's like you don't even know why the game sucks. Part of the appeal of any deckbuilder is the fact you don't have access to every card so you have to make compromises. So I didn't say remove netdecking, I said put them in netdeck hell where they can play each other.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I said put them in netdeck hell where they can play each other.
              That system already exists, it's called "ranked mode".
              People with good decks will actually win their matches and climb to high ranks where they play other people with good decks.
              People with shit decks will lose and plummet to the bottom ranks where they can play other people with shit decks.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                People netdeck in wild and casual modes you piece of shit. Frick off I hate people like you. No, you play on netdeck island with the other neckdecks. The algorithm is strictly based on how common your deck is. So if you netdeck, you play with netdecks.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I said put them in netdeck hell where they can play each other.
              That system already exists, it's called "ranked mode".
              People with good decks will actually win their matches and climb to high ranks where they play other people with good decks.
              People with shit decks will lose and plummet to the bottom ranks where they can play other people with shit decks.

              anon what do you think this card was

              >rng
              It's not RNG, and this card is the proof.

              They knew netdecking was a thing and wanted to remedy it, but people who want to netdeck will netdeck. And they climbed ranks with said deck

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Even Reno decks wound up with standardized lists.
                Because guess what, people want to use good cards so they can actually win the game, and that means they will inevitably gravitate towards using the same good cards.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >reno
                Right, i thought for sure that would fix netdecking
                But good cards and decks inevitably dominate

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, so you put them in Netdecker hell, they can climb ranks against each other :^)

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              If you homebrew decks you are already at an advantage, considering you are not building utter shit. Netdecking means the opponent knows every single card you run so I cannot fathom how you find it annoying. Most decent players will customise the decks to their rank/slash most frequent matchups.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Or I can just put in you Netdecker Hell and you can play against all other same decks. The best part is it's also a deck elo system, the more common/successful the deck the more likely it's a good deck. Also Netdecker Hell rewards homebrew, so it's a win/win.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                People netdeck in wild and casual modes you piece of shit. Frick off I hate people like you. No, you play on netdeck island with the other neckdecks. The algorithm is strictly based on how common your deck is. So if you netdeck, you play with netdecks.

                Penalizing netdecking (or rather put them on netdecker island) does fix the game as people who want to engage in the deckbuilding side of the game without having to play against the same 5 or 6 meta decks. It's like you don't even know why the game sucks. Part of the appeal of any deckbuilder is the fact you don't have access to every card so you have to make compromises. So I didn't say remove netdecking, I said put them in netdeck hell where they can play each other.

                Seething and obsessed.
                I wish your demands could be met, just so you could face how still utterly garbage nu-Heartstone is even without netdecking.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah have a diverse set of opponents to play against in a card game is awful! I already know modern Hearthstone sucks, but if this was done years ago maybe it wouldn't be like this today.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally the worst of all the digital card games, in both gameplay and economy.

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The game had been going downhill for me but the final nail in the coffin was Shudderwock

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Faeria was a much better MtG knockoff and it's a shame it died

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want to go back

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Was great until the first DLC launched then it became shit.

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remainder that Mercenaries mode can be used to farm lots of xp and gold
    >Open Mercs mode
    >Select the 1st level
    >Choose the 1st or 2nd encounter
    >Send heroes with AOE abilities that can instakill the encounter
    >As the fight begins, wait AFK for 30 minutes
    >Kill everyone and gain XP (Based on game length)
    >Repeat

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but then you are playing mercenaries instead of pretending it doesn't exist.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's why you just download a to play it for you and leave it running on a laptop all day.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >As the fight begins, wait AFK for 30 minutes
      What does this do?

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just wait for /ourboy/ to save the CCG genre.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      what happened to his game? it looked like a good concept but its been like half a decade?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Development hell because Reynad had no clear idea on what he wanted out of the game in the early design stages.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          figures, i got the feeling that the worst aspect would have been him completely underestimating the undertaking scope of creating a whole game

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's over.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's still alive? I haven't followed anything HS in years.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just checked the reddit for this, looks like they trashed all the ccg stuff and it's an autobattler now.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Development hell because Reynad had no clear idea on what he wanted out of the game in the early design stages.

        At one point he even tried to incorporate NFTs into it.
        But then the entire NFT market bubbled and collapsed faster than he could even figure out how to implement them.

        The game is vaporware. Reynad is a smug c**t who assumed he would just automatically be able to make a better card game than hearthstone just because he could point out problems with hearthstone. It'll probably never come out because it turns out Reynad lacked both the technical and creative skill to make a game and is desperately fumbling from 1 trend chasing idea to another, never properly realizing any of them. If it ever does come out, it'll be dead in the water since digital card games are already dying and all of Reynads old hearthstone fame has evaporated.

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only online card game I play is Runeterra for about a week after each major patch. I'm still sitting on a massive pile of wildcards and shards from when I played regularly and can craft literally any deck I want.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I play LoR, though almost exclusively path of champions. It's damn fun, actually.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Any other Legends of Runeterra players? Granted, I mostly just play the vs AI mode

        Yeah, but the rate of new champs is the bare minimum and so are the new challenges

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Used it play it but i always get bored of doing daily shit in any game. If i had to pick a digital cardgame though it would be that.

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >even trump dropped the game

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    BOW DOWN
    BEFORE THE GOD OF DEEEATH
    *Tree of Life*

  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any good youtube channels for watching wacky decks?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not anymore, Disguised Toast used to be decent. Most of the good Hearthstone channels moved on at this point.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Disguised Toast crashed when he went full nihilist.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Disguised Toast crashed when he went full nihilist.

        He doesnt even do hearthstone videos anymore does he? Last i saw he quit and was playing among us or league of legends

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know, I stopped watching him when it looked like he was going to put a shotgun in his mouth at any moment and he played games like a fast food worker about to spit in people's food and quit.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Disguised Toast crashed when he went full nihilist.

            Damn he seemed so carefree in the Hearthstone days. What the frick happened?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Hearthstone got really shitty and he started to really hate the game I think. But to be fair I don't know how Kripp plays that pile of turd for years straight. But part of being an entertainer is faking it plus they're making six figures playing games, I can have fun doing that.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Kripp looks and plays games like a zombie, i dont think hes a human anymore

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Kripp is for putting you to sleep, he knows his time slot.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >But part of being an entertainer is faking it plus they're making six figures playing games, I can have fun doing that.
                never understood how many of these weak-willed streamers cry and complain about playing bad games for a living. like, I understand it being frustrating but are you serious dude? they act like a child throwing a temper tantrum because they can't get exactly what they want. especially for the clique that disguised toast is now in, it's filled with the dumbest frickers in the industry. imagine 30+ people forming a streaming group, which would have the ability to work anywhere in the world, and stuffing them all in the most expensive city in the united states. just literal children throwing away money so they can have their "dream life" instead of acting smart

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I don't know, I stopped watching him when it looked like he was going to put a shotgun in his mouth at any moment and he played games like a fast food worker about to spit in people's food and quit.

              too much hearthstone, if you followed him he got increasingly tired of playing it thats why he quit and went to other games well that and apparently blizzard drama involving them forcing him to pay out of pocket for a tournament or something.
              Supposedly he's much better now, but i wouldn't know i stopped watching him too around that time.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              The ban over him testing the game crash exploit was probably the beginning of the end. Then the Hong Kong shit happened directly after which probably pissed him off further and was also around the time where Blizzard was spiralling downwards.

  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    the real sheep were the friends we made along the way

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      wow has been a disaster for warcraft

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Has been ever since BC, a lot of people just don't want to admit BC fricking sucked.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          It started to get fricky the moment Undead joined the horde and it wasn't a secret ploy by Old Horde Warlocks to take control of them with necromantic magiks.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Night Elves on the Alliance made no sense either, they just wanted everyone to frick off and stay out of their forest.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Blizzardgays are incomprehensible to me
      2/3 of their popular franchises are literally just plagiarism of Warhammer
      Their aesthetic is ugly
      There were other games doing essentially the same thing when theirs came out and blew up in success
      They just kept lucking into success for like 15 years then when they became big enough that they couldn't get away with ripping shit off after ripping off Everquest they ran all their shitty ripoff franchises into the ground

      Their biggest "original" idea (Diablo) was basically the progenitor of shitty mobile game grindfests today.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        They released good games, unlike GW who only cares for their IP as long as it helps them sell tabletop figures.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          The games that made them successful were the 90s/early 2000s version of movie games
          They took genres that already had all the work done on them and just added shitty FMVs to them to tell a shitty Hollywood story in between their ripoff gameplay

          Blizzard is the dumbest company in existence to have become as successful as they are

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >nooooo you HAVE to reinvent the wheel!
            Their games were good, what's the problem? Who gives a shit if it's ripped off generic fantasy shit, people clearly enjoy the setting.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              So why do people shit on crap like Lords of the Fallen but Blizzard gets a pass for making way more money being just as blatant?

              They could have made fantasy or scifi RTSes about actual original ideas but they chose to rip off Warhammer instead. I don't even like Warhammer either but the blatant ripoffery is galling.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >everyone has to love everything all the time
                Why are you so fragile? You're busy shitting on Blizzard and you're mad people are shitting on Lords of the Fallen? Do you lack self-awareness?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You're busy shitting on Blizzard and you're mad people are shitting on Lords of the Fallen?
                Do you lack reading comprehension?
                The point is they're both fricking ripoffs yet people immediately shat on one but pretend the other is good when they both plagiarized and ran their plagiarized franchises into the ground.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                This sounds like a personal issue and you should have self-reflection. People not loving your shitty game isn't a personal attack. I can't believe you're so fragile that the mere idea someone liked something and disliked something else detracts from your own personal enjoyment. You lack the nuance that you demand of other people and thus are part of the problem. I don't even believe you objectively assessed how much people like Blizzard games. If you like Lords of the Fallen, go ahead, why does it matter if some people on the internet says its a rip-off. Have you forgotten that some of those people are literally 12 years old?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >This sounds like a personal issue and you should have self-reflection. People not loving your shitty game isn't a personal attack.
                Stopped there
                You're too moronic to even understand basic English

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Of course you stopped there because you know it's a you problem. People calling Lords of a Fallen a knock-off doesn't make it a worse game. Even better given the Dark Souls crowd are emotional 14 year olds whose only accomplishment in life is grinding through a video game.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                To be fair, Lords of the Fallen was NOT a good game.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >So why do people shit on crap like Lords of the Fallen but Blizzard gets a pass for making way more money being just as blatant?
                Never played it or followed news surrounding it but I would assume it's because DS defined the genre and most people think only From makes those kinds of games while RTS was a well established genre with multiple studios developing RTS games so Blizzard entering the market just made them one of many instead of a studio trying to ape the latest smash hit? I wouldn't care in either case, if LotF is a good game then it's a good game, knockoff or not.
                >
                They could have made fantasy or scifi RTSes about actual original ideas but they chose to rip off Warhammer instead. I don't even like Warhammer either but the blatant ripoffery is galling.
                Their ideas are obviously heavily inspired by Warhammer but unique enough on their own that you should give a shit. GW was never going to develop Starcraft so just be happy one studio actually did.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because Blizzard took gameplay concepts and made them better or took the themes and gave them more mainstream appeal. Lords of the Fallen had a less interesting world and worse gameplay than Souls while not differentiating itself in a meaningful way. As an example, Remnant gets a pass as a Soulslike because it's a third person shooter with a very different setting and mechanics.

                I'm not about to defend modern Blizzard though, the company is a shitshow with or without that lawsuit.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >but they chose to rip off Warhammer instead

                Weren't they half-way through making a Warhammer RTS before they lost the rights, which they then spun into Warcraft?

                Might as well call Halo a Starcraft rip-off since the Flood and Covenant are just Zerg and Protoss.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >their biggest original idea

        Diablo was created by a whole other team of people that blizzard pulled into them and then called "blizzard north".

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Still posting the fanart
      You could actually just post art that's in game from the artist lmao.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        posting the fanart makes the uzbeki eurotrash seethe harder

  34. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that amazing feeling of dropping a Mountain Giant turn 4 while playing Handlock
    Take me fricking back boys

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me it's matching against handlocks with mill rogue.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      And now it's a Turn 5 Sargeras.

  35. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shartstone came out almost 10 years ago.

  36. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >polymorph a 5 drop
    >next time they play a 4 drop that's better than the 5 drop
    >and then two 3 drops
    All with rng effects of course

  37. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't it strange that almost every card game starts tanking and dying because of unchecked powercreep, but everyone still does it? Nobody gives a shit about hearthstone after all the discover and combo shit.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      MTG somehow manages to keep trucking on. Sunk cost, maybe, or maybe it's because the most popular format doesn't really care much for power creep because there's sort of agreed-upon power levels you play at.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >MTG somehow manages to keep trucking on
        You don't have to go quite as wild with the power creep and more importantly can still constantly sell cardboard when cards rotate out of the tournament format after however long.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cards rotate in Hearthstone too and yet it power-creeps like crazy.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can guarantee Magic would not be as finically healthy as it is right now without commander. There's a reason Wizard's started pandering to the EDH players so hard.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        mtg endures because it successfully established itself as an eccentric rich people hobby. Much like boomers buying a rolex to flex at each other wealthy nerds buy expensive magic cards for the sole purpose of appearing wealthy to other nerds
        >but that's stupid
        rich people are fricking moronic

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's pretty much a law for any game whose business model run on "buy new thing while old thing is still working".
      It mean "new thing" need to be better than old thing in at least *some* way.

  38. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Still playing Blizzardshit in 2023

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >criticizes blizzshit
      >shills the card game from riot
      >the company that is 90% ex blizzard devs

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're a bigger moron than WoWtards

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah he's nowhere near that bad.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          much worse, infact.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >t. Blizzdrone

  39. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Be Anduin.
    >Be the Priest default character
    >Somehow get less skins than Tyrande because she's more well known and Elves are popular in Asia.
    >Anduin skins can't decide if they want him to be himbo pretty boy, or pic related.
    Still disappointed the Legendary skin slot was wasted on Tyrande when it could've been Velen

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like the legendary skins being characters that already have skins was a bit of a waste. The Arthas one I'll give at least a pass because we didn't have "Arthas as Death Knight but before Lich King-ing up", but Sylvanas and Tyrande didn't need legendary skins. Doesn't help Tyrande's is just ugly.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I get their reasoning for Arthas, Sylvansas and Tyrande. It's versions of the characters that could essentially be considered their own characters/things.
        But there was so many better choices for both Priest and Hunter. Suppose they wanted living Sylvanas to go with Arthas, but the fact Tyrande got a 3D skin over Velen who hasn't had one in the games 10 year life span, is just sad

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >sexy big boob elf lady everyone knows and loves
          OR
          >old bearded blue goat man nobody cares about
          Which would you expect to sell more skins? There's why blizzard chose Tyrande over Velen.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            If that was the mentality they were going with, they wouldn't have done Blingatron for Rogue, C'thun for Druid and Varian for Warrior.
            Rafaam was gonna sell either way as he's a popular HS OC.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's a garbage version of Tyrande though.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >stronk boss wahmen
              I love current day.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              They all look like garbage frankly.
              Bad 3d sexy lady still has more appeal than bad 3d goat man.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think the Rafaam one looks good because it's 3D, sure, but it's cartoonishly done and Rafaam animates well. The C'thun one's cool too just because it breaks a lot of the boundaries, but it's also just... A lot.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >They all look bad.
                Rafaam knows we're all gonna make it, bruh

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >sexy big boob elf lady
            Please this is nu-blizzard we're talking about, the we would stand aside and let a woman kill herself because we're cowards
            So now we need to censor breasts because its (You) the players fault that we didn't have any balls to stand up for her.
            No exaggerations were made this is what Blizzard employees really believe

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anduin bussy!

  40. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I couldn't adapt to the meta and Blizzard is to blame: the thread
    HS is objectively in the best state it's ever been with the constant patches and mini-sets. Back in the day the devs literally didn't give a frick and you could have 1 (one) OP deck reigning supreme for almost a year

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Best state it's been.
      No it isn't. I remember when minisets were given away with PVE challenge content. That was a far better time.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love games that force me to either grind 100 hours or pay $100 to be competitive.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        By card game standards $100 to be competitive is a fricking bargain.
        In MTG you'd be paying +$100 for ONE copy of a card (of which you often need 4), and that's just 4 cards, you've got another 56 to go before you have a competitive deck.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >getting shit on is a bargain
          Play a real game

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            My point is that all card games are scams, but HS is one of the cheapest.
            Why did you ever even try to get into card games to begin with if you hate the idea of having to continuously buy new stuff to keep up when that's been an open fact about the genre since it's inception in the 90s?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Unlike Hearthstone you can play MTG non-competitively and take your shitty deck to any card shop and not worry about playing $1000 decks. Well at least that was how it was when I played 15 years ago. Maybe everyone's spending $1000 on decks now, guess that tracks with you spending $100 on Hearthstone like an addict.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                And how much did your shitty MTG deck cost? It wasn't free just because it was shitty you know.
                There's also nothing stopping you from playing HS non-competitively with a free shitty deck, you'll just lose a lot, exactly like you would if you tried to play with a cheap shitty deck in any card game. Actually, HS does give new players a free meta deck when they start the game nowadays, what kind of free stuff does MTG give players? How many free packs can you earn in a day by playing MTG at your local store?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're never going to defend spending money on a DCG. And you ignored my point, in Hearthstone you play against $200+ decks all the time, in Casual, in Ranked, in Wild, wherever. In Magic you can make a competitive deck for the buy-in price at Friday Night Magic and actually have fun with real people. You're just completely in a new world and every day every $10 you spend on DCGs make you even farther down the rabbit hole. It doesn't matter how many free cards Hearthstone gives you, you have to either do hundreds of hours of grinding or pay hundreds of dollars in imaginary boosters with no resell value. But don't worry whale, I'm sure you spent your money well on your imaginary card collection.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >In Magic you can make a competitive deck for the buy-in price at Friday Night Magic
                lol
                lmao even

                By card game standards $100 to be competitive is a fricking bargain.
                In MTG you'd be paying +$100 for ONE copy of a card (of which you often need 4), and that's just 4 cards, you've got another 56 to go before you have a competitive deck.

                Individual CARDS can easily run up to $200 in magic. And no matter how hard you cope with "muh resale", their value plummets once they get banned/rotated out and you'll be lucky to sell it off for 10% of what you paid for it (which you won't do to begin with by the way).
                Face it homosexual, you're the whale.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't need to autistically collect $200 cards.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he says this like it's a good thing
          Anon, please grow up. You're buying pieces of paper. It's even worse for DCG, you're buying digital pretend pieces of paper that disappear the second they shut down the Hearthstone servers. At least with my old MTG collection I can play with them with my kids.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >disappear the second they shut down the Hearthstone servers
            and your cards disappear if your house burns down
            see? I can make up moronic scenarios that'll never happen too

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              The Hearthstone shutting down is guaranteed. My real life card collection is not guaranteed to burn in a fire. Hearthstone will not exist in 20 years.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                you're guaranteed to be homeless in 20 years
                see? I can pull shit out of my ass too

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah anon, you're betting that Hearthstone will be around in 20 years? 30 years? 50 years?

                Blizzard is running money as it is.

                And you know what they're actually going to do. The real kicker: Hearthstone 2. Don't worry they migrated your account and gave you a 10,000 Dust welcome bonus.

                :):):)

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                two more weeks

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                For the game in a death spiral whose most popular mode is actually a spin-off?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                but enough about mtg arena

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Be honest bro, how much total money have you spent on MTG over the course of your lifetime?
                It's thousands isn't it. And that's not even above average for a magic player.
                You can cope all you want with "muh resale", but not only do we both know you'll never actually go through with selling all of them, but even if you did you know 99% of your collection is worthless pack filler garbage not worth the cardboard it's printed on, and even the 1% of cards you own that are remotely playable won't sell for anywhere remotely close to what you paid for them, since they'll be old, used, powercrept and not usable in modern.
                You're a whale. WotC has been milking you for years and years but you just don't want to admit it. You'll accuse me of being a HS whale (which not only am not), but I started this argument by saying ALL card games are scams, but that HS was merely a much cheaper scam than MTG. You however got upset, probably motivated by massive sunk cost fallacy, and tried desperate to pretend the game you fanboy for hasn't been exploiting you for +20 years.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                You want me to be honest? Probably around $600 total 20 years ago, a couple boxes of boosters and incidental boosters over a few years. My collection is worth way more than that now. Unlike you I don't buy singles to play in tournaments, I bought cards to play the game for fun with my friends. My collection will continue to be fun to play with.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You want me to be honest?
                Yes.
                Too bad we're arguing anonymously online, so you never will be, since there's literally no reason to ever actually be honest here when it'll only serve to hurt your stance.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I can take a picture of my binder of rares if that makes you happy. But I won't because you're a coper trying to rationalize his digital card collection tied to a server ran by one of the most evil corporations ever to exist.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >trying to rationalize his digital collection
                Man you just cannot stop with the strawmanning to save your life. I've already said both hearthstone and MTG are scams, all card games are, but since you're desperately fanboying for one game and trying to attack the other, you can't help but project that I must be doing the same. And that's not even touching on the weird way you keep accusing ME of buying expensive MTG cards despite YOU being the MTG player.

                And not only is your binder NOT worth more than you paid for it, but we both know you're never actually going to sell it, meaning it's functionally "worth" the same amount as my old hearthstone account, $0.00. You'll die with it collecting dust in your closest, assuming it doesn't get destroyed in an accident first.

                Oh, and saying blizzard is "one of the most evil corporations ever to exist.", but acting like WotC isn't? Just lol.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                If I don't sell it doesn't it just mean I believe my collection is worth more than the money? What's your point, how dare I spend money on things I don't want to sell? Doesn't this go counter to the idea people are buying singles for $200 and reselling them for $20? Obviously I'm not them. It's also weird you're in a Hearthstone thread if this is as your actual opinion about CCGs. Seems a little sad.

                Imagine if I had a board game collection and you come barging in about how their resale value is in the drain and are like "I don't even know why you people play board games." It doesn't matter if the Sorry! board game I own happens to be vintage collector's item worth $250. You completely miss the point.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          you can sell paper to someone else
          no digital card game allows you to do that after artifact died

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why is "but I can sell them later!" always the default cope from magic gays even though none of them ever do it? Also guess what, if you spend $10,000 amassing a collection of magic cards over your life, and then sell it for $2000, you're still down $8000 dollars, while the person who "wasted" their money on HS is only down $100.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >LotV
          >competitive
          >LotV
          >$100

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's an ancient screenshot, obviously.
            In fact I'm glad you pointed that out, because it perfectly illustrates my point. MTG whales will drop nearly $500 to get 4 copies of the latest competitive cards, then once it's no longer competitive will be lucky to sell them for 10% of what they originally paid.

            So thanks for helping prove my point about how "muh resale" is total cope from hopeless whales in denial.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Only morons like you spend $500 to netdeck. Netdecking isn't a good thing you moron.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Only morons like you spend $500 to netdeck.
                >"n-no u!"
                Holy mother of cope, you're so desperate for an argument you're just straight up trying to pretend I'm the MTG player now.
                No cuck, YOU'RE the MTG player, remember? You're the one claiming MTG is the consumerism friendly game that you can play competitively for pennies.
                Now go ahead and take your 54,000 pennies and order 4 copies of the one ring and orcish bowmasters like a good whale.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                umm sweaty?? the best deck in standard every year is monored aggro which is $40???? wotc already has a poorgay option they keep perma tier 1 on purpose

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                There was a time when people played games to have fun.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              LotV was expensive way past the point of its competitiveness AND reprint.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's an ancient screenshot, obviously.
          In fact I'm glad you pointed that out, because it perfectly illustrates my point. MTG whales will drop nearly $500 to get 4 copies of the latest competitive cards, then once it's no longer competitive will be lucky to sell them for 10% of what they originally paid.

          So thanks for helping prove my point about how "muh resale" is total cope from hopeless whales in denial.

          Never played magic, but the lewd card edits are my favorite.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            You probably shouldn't have posted that. But Stable Diffusion makes doing edits like these trivial.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        That was always the case. Back when I first started playing I could only build 2 competitive decks: face hunter and mech mage, both of which were mind-numbingly boring. Since I didn't want to pay I had to grind arena and git gud at it. At least they let returning players get a free (admittedly shitty) meta deck now

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Usually variants of zoo were pretty cheap too. I'm sure they've been powercrept out of existence, but zoo lock was my starter f2p meta deck in the first few months of the game.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is some variation of "skill issue" always the ultimate Blizzgay cope?

  41. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your shilling won't bring anyone back to this dead game.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >every thread is made by shills
      meds

  42. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's funny how much power creep there is. this card used to be one of the best in the game, now it is too slow

  43. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >announce twist mode with all the old cards for nostalgiagays
    >infest the mode with new unbalanced shit that ruins the fun and make unnecessary buffs making meta horrible
    >only Control Warrior, Jade Rogue, Discard Warlock and face hunter are viable
    >drag your feet with balance changes so the mode dies before its ever playable

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The wild situation is also so funny, they really said that they would finally pay some attention to it for them to only come in, buff secret mage (an already oppresive deck spamed by bots) buff discard warlock (also a strong deck that literally forced them to ban a card and rework another) and then fricked off. What in actual frick is wrong with these people?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The worst part is that pretty much all the wild changes did shit for the mode it was meant to be for.

  44. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did they un-nerf Jaina's portrait yet?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      frick off sexist you're the reason why that blizzard employee killed herself and no one spoke up
      Your toxic sexism is what ruined blizzard

  45. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have played this game on and off, casually for years and only played whizbang the wonderful in "normal" games , or whatever his name is. I wonder if blizzard regrets making that card.

  46. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    why dont we get heartstone classic?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      We did, no one played it and they scraped it for a new changing format called twist.

  47. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Thread makes me want to replay some hearthstone after not playing for a year
    >boot it up
    >download all updates
    >get in
    >half of my decks are missing just 1 card
    >start looking through
    >they are all legendaries I definitely didnt dust
    >Google around
    >these cards got removed from the core set this year and are just gone

    Because you are just fricking renting these cards. That was enough to delete and never return to this stupid fricking game. I waste money getting good legendarys and these israelites can just walk up and take them away with no repercussions. Fricking unbelievable, at least if a card is banned in MTG you still KEEP THE FRICKING CARD. pic unrelated.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      when wild was first introduced years ago, i spent all my dust to make my wild control warrior completely gold. i had it that way for about a month and they nerfed fiery war axe to 3 mana. i stopped playing the game soon after

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      core sets card are free. They didn't take anything from you. They just got replaced with different legendaries that are also free.

  48. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What was the card that made you decide you were done with the game?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mysterious Challenger. Like dude thinning your deck is one of the strongest shit you can do in a graveyardless 30 card gayme, attached to a body which passes the Vanilla Test and can give you its mana cost back as a battlecry?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frozen Throne. Came back temporarily for the Sunken City expansion but left soon after.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >yogg but worse

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      No specific card but I decided to do the gay pre-order bundle shit for Descent of Dragons (first and last time I spent money) and after opening my packs and getting dick all but the minimum 2 legendaries and a few epics I decided I'd rather set a pile of money on fire than grind enough to make a half-playable deck because at least that would only take 20 minutes instead of hundreds of hours.

  49. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's a fun deck right now? Redownloaded for the Titans stuff and got Sargeras.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The uninstall wizard

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        That bad?

  50. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I cant fathom how magic is still going. How can they possibly add new cards? Will magic still exist in 30 years? How about 60?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's weird about Magic is the company can go out of business and your cards still exist. And in fact, them going out of business will probably increase the resale value of the cards 🙂

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      If Hasbro/WotC go bankrupt and no one purchases the MTG IP, I firmly believe it'll keep existing. The only formats I see disappearing entirely is Draft but people make Cubes all the time so it'll still live somewhat through that.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean Vintage is still an actually played format despite every deck being 1/3 the same, why would it die just from no new cards being added?
        Hell now without the DCI being a pain in the ass you can actually proxie your Black Lotuses.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          What even WAS the last card that was printed that became Vintage-playable? The last I recall is Fatal Push, but I'm sure there's more.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Dunno, last I heard of Vintage was the Lurrus shitshow. I every now and then watch some videos about cards and sets and I am surprised by the amount of seemingly harmless cards that have somehow weasled into Vintage Top 8s.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Oh right Companion in general kinda busted open some Eternal formats didn't it.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well Lurrus did what no card in Vintage should do, looping back restricted cards, without it being restricted, and you already had it in every opening hand so restricting means shit. How noone saw that one coming is besides me. Every Vintage deck is already sub 1CMC average.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I have to imagine they just don't even take Vintage and Legacy into account when making new cards, because how COULD they? It's such a small pool of players. Modern occasionally gets some cards pushed for it (and explicitly sometimes there's Modern-only sets) but Eternal formats tend to be "Commander stuff and sometimes something slips through the cracks as a really good card in Legacy/Vintage".

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Design space is much higher than expected.

  51. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Went to shit when they nerfed really fun cards like yogg saron to the ground. I quit shortly after that.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      anon, the miniset right now is Yogg: the set

  52. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    casino rogue was the only deck I had fun playing with. was able to steal the shard of naaru from quest priests nearly every game

  53. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >amaz
    >forsen
    >reckful
    >reynad
    Bring me back...

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Those days are never coming back

  54. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    They should never have introduced set rotations. The moment my favorite cards rotated out, I lost interest and haven’t played since.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did they remove Wild or something? I quit before the ~~*Hall of Fame*~~

  55. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What was that again?
    Shadowverse?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I played the shit out of Shadowverse when it first came out. Game was a direct upgrade in many things from Hearthstone, but it was designed to be played every single day or else you would miss out on the meta. I ended out quitting because at the end it wasn't too different from being a gacha slave.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Holy crap your post made me remember when this game came out and people were spamming it in hs thread too so I checked if it still has a thread on vg and not only does It's much, much faster than /hsg....

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          NTA, but /hsg/ is on life support.
          Its a miracle is still there.
          As for shadowverse, looked to weeby for me. I have built tolerance but there's no way I would enter one of these games after so long

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        shadowverse WAS better than hs
        ...until its second expansion or so
        don't remind me of the fricking circus that the alice wonderland meta was

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          My main remembrace from Shadowverse is the English voicelines. Mordecai's still just pops into my head now and then.

  56. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The correct way to play hearthstone:
    Play Ladder for 1 week when a new expansion comes out. Perhaps slightly longer if you actually enjoy the meta. All other times play only arena and tavern brawl.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Play Ladder for 1 week when a new expansion comes out
      With what cards nanodesu?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Buy packs with gold you got from playing arena. Easy enough to get 50 packs with gold each expansion and craft the legendaries you really like

  57. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    SHAMAN

  58. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that HS died the day they killed Yogg

  59. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i just play battlegrounds every now and then. it's fun until you find out what the exodia build is, but they're at least decent enough to update the pools pretty often

  60. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Discover killed hearthstone

  61. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  62. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is the chance that it hits twice?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      50%?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      33% repeating.
      H/M H/H M/H

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      2/3

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean 1/3 of course

  63. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    im kinda over lich king shit tbh. its been 20 years fellas. can blizzard really not making anything more compelling in that time

  64. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >control priest
    >ropes every turn
    >discovers 5 synchronizes
    >discovers 4 ignis with protocol
    >steals my legendaries

  65. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Druid
    >turn 5 has 10 mana and whole deck drawn
    >plays Anub + Jailer + Tony
    very fun

  66. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >This many people still have HS rent free in their head
    Big yike.

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