Fire game devs.Layoff game devs. Terminate game devs. Give a game dev the pink slip. Roundhouse kick a game dev into the unemployment office. Terminate game devs and make them mine coal.Fire a game dev and watch their family starve. Fire a game dev with out severance pay. Lay off entire teams of game devs and shit can their projects. Fire a game dev wearing steel toe boots. slice away their payroll in half with a katana
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they need to fire the shit writers, game designers and the entirety of the HR and Ethics departments.
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I think we should make a clear distriction between indie devs and AAA devs. AAA devs are not people and we should all be cheering for this.
Good
Frick em
Some quick math
$50,000 a year x 1,900 = £95,000,000 in savings.
Not bad tbh, probably all talentless homosexuals who do data entry all day and other non-jobs
Who's gonna do this data entry now though?
AI
Good morning sir.
My name is not essential... What truly matters are my intentions. I have grown weary of the game development industry and those who seem content with its imperfections. My life has become a frigid, relentless dissatisfaction... and I've long harbored a desire for change within the realm of game development. This is the era of restructuring, and no developer is untouchable. I will advocate for their dismissal as often as possible. It's time for me to voice my concerns... and it's time for them to face the consequences of their actions. My campaign for improvement within game development begins here!
In an ideal world all of those people would be pajeets, black people, homosexuals and fat whales wearing rainbow colors
But nah
All the best games were made by small teams. Large studios now have insane bloat and bureaucracy and it's led to dogshit games we have now that take 6 years to make, cost a bazillion dollars, and suck.
>Blizzard wants to form a union
Beautiful, every industry should have one.
>Blizzard management baits the workers into signing agreements that they won't vote for a union, and the union fails
I wonder how everyone lost their jobs?
Here, take this Blizzard employees. It's what you deserve for voting against your worker rights and further ruining the industry.
>Lazy unproductive homosexuals for a union
>Can't get legally fired or demoted even if everyone knows they're shit
>Employer now only employs through 1 year contracts that must be extended afterwards
And this is why we can't have good things. Kill all commies.
>worker rights = communsm
calm down chuddie
pretty much
Keeping the job you're bad at is not a worker right. It's just taking place from somebody else who deserves it. Because of the fact that you can't fire somebody who does nothing for you most of tech companies are stuck in eternal loop: their seniors leave for startups/own business because you can't give them proper promotion, they can't mass hire juniors because they can't fire shit ones later, but slackers stay and are very well comfortable with position they have, while asking for yearly salary bump to cover inflation. That causes 2 things, first - requirements for all positions rise drastically; second - the quality of the products fall drastically, because shit people don't want to improve and can only do shit from example. This is very observable in game industry, if you compare requirements of any developer position with the same position 10 years ago, you will see that now you need like 1-2 extra years of practical experience for each. And at the same time quality is all time low, games are unoptimized shit that can't run on hardware 10 times stronger than hardware 10 years ago. Mass layoffs are good, because all the trash was booted and new talented people actually have a chance of joining.
And that's a good thing
I still have my job 🙂
das it mane
SO LONG, GAY DEVS
>Fire all the devs that made half-assed, ESG driven slop
>Replace them with pajeets and ChatGPT, charge even more money and make the games even more predatory
Based corporations, I'm glad they have my best interest at heart.
>Every game company is finally getting rid of all the politically correct employees and diversity hires
Guess DEI and ESG is finally drying up. Highly doubt anything will change though.
Institutional changes happen slowly. It took 10 years to get games into this state, it will take same time to make them good again.
This is also assuming someone doesn't frick it up even worse
>thinking that companies will hire better (expensive) devs
DO NOT REDEEM
It's odd that you guys are assuming the HR diversity hires are the ones getting laid off, and not random low-level devs who just want to make games. In all likelihood, the HR people are the ones doing the firing.
By Checking accounts of most laid off workers you could see they weren't even close to game dev, but literally stuff like community managers. Actual coders at blizzard are probably never going anywhere ever, because WOWs frankenstein engine is a clusterfrick of archaic disorganized bullshit.
Those were literal, actual leeches.
>Avatargayging in 2023+1
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cant wait for another video game crash
>game devs mock gamers over and over
>uhhh we're losing our jobs hello???? Dont you care???
*shrug*
AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA GET FRICKED BLIZZARD ACTIVISION
are the candy crush staff safe?
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