I wonder what was going through his head >Man why the frick didn't we create a new engine >I'm washed up. I've been carried by better creators who all had to work around me to make something good >I could have released 2 elders scrolls and 1 fallout game in the the time it took to make this heaping turd.
>What have I become? >My adoring fan >Everyone I know makes fun of me >In the end >And you could have it all >My empire of bugs >I will sell you false hope >I will make you hurt >I wear this crown of deceit >Upon my liar's chair >Full of broken games >I cannot repair >Beneath the stains of time >The fans they disappear >You have found new games >I’m still right here >What have I become? >My adoring fan >Everyone I know makes fun of me >In the end >And you could have it all >My empire of bugs >I will let you down >Your FPS will lag >If I could start again >A million mods away >I would redeem myself >I would find a way
thats the look of a man that rarely, if ever gets his balls drained
just a completely lifeless loser
his ambitions, crushed
his legacy, crushed
his balls, crushed
does he even have kids and a family?
>Starfield was a massive sales failure due to being included in game pass, the sales being so bad they still refuse to post sales numbers >game itself was so dogshit there are more people playing Skyrim than it >pushes out more Skyrim paid mods as a desperate cope to recoup sales
kek
AND YOU COULD HAVE IT ALL
MY EMPIRE OF DIRT
I WILL LET YOU DOWN
I WILL MAKE YOU HURT
IF I COULD START AGAIN
A MILLION MILES AWAY
I WOULD KEEP MYSELF
I WOULD FIND A WAY
Bethesda really reminds me of Piranha Bytes. Both used to make good games in the past, but never learned from past mistakes and only recycled the same game.
Fallout 76 should have been the wake up call for Todd, maybe Starfield will be. But I don't have any expectations for TESVI anymore.
>But I don't have any expectations for TESVI anymore.
come on aren't you excited for >1h Sword >2h Sword >1h Hammer >2h Hammer >1h Axe >2h Axe >Stealth Archer Class >Melee Stealth Archer Class >Magic Stealth Archer Class >armor being a full suit with no customizable legs or gauntlets or helmet
come one hype hype hype! if the Sars at India can do such a great job with Sarfield surely they can do better with TESVI?
This happens when you spend an entire year without rereleasing Skyrim. Give us the Legendary Anniversary Edition for Texas Instruments calculators Todd, we can save you.
Yo, it's Todd Noaward, feeling kinda low,
Starfield dreams, but awards move slow.
In a world of giants, Todd stands small,
Vertically challenged, ain't that a fall?
Short stack, like a game on a shelf,
Starfield's tale, but it's Todd's own stealth.
No awards for the vertically impaired,
Todd's height, like a secret not shared.
In the gaming realm, where giants roam,
Todd's stature, like a gnome in a dome.
Starfield's orbit, but no height ascension,
No awards for Todd, just a short suspension.
Awards pass by, like clouds in the sky,
Todd's height jokes, my, oh my!
Starfield's journey, in a small man's land,
No accolades for Todd, ain't that grand?
So here's to Todd, in his no-award plight,
Starfield dreams, but it's a short flight.
No trophies for you, just a height jest,
Todd Noaward, ain't that the best?
>FO4 was garbage >FO76 was a complete scam at launch >Starfield is garbage >NOOOOOOOO SOMEONE THINK OF TODD PLEASE THINK OF HIS FEELINGS 🙁
he should step down unironically
I made the starborn, you ungrateful fricks! You just DIDN'T UNDERSTAND how deep the story actually is! You can GO ANYWHERE and BE ANYTHING in ANY UNIVERSE!!!!
great, another fake lie against todd was born today. people are gonna be posting this pic for years thinking it's real and not caring when they find out it's fake
you just know he had a cadre of friends all like "THIS IS BULLSHIT TODD, STARFIELD SHOULD HAVE WON" with an outer circle of people just staring at Todd as he loses.
>theyve got a guy in a suit to show off the frickin tv show >cant speak >cant articulate fingers >can barely move his arms >apparently barely able to walk
this show is a guaranteed dud. cosplayers make better suits than this shit
There's really nothing to be flustered about. How the frick could they ever take pride in a game where 90% has been outsourced to pajeets and other third world companies.
>you know what our gigantic puddle of a game could use to make it more interesting? >I don't know, some actual depth? Relevant choices that add to repl... >MULTIVERSE!!!
>Hype new look at Fallout TV series entire show >some actors show up >stop the show to point and laugh at Todd >Todd leaves not winning a single award >Nothing new about the show was even revealed
What did they mean by this?
Let's be honest, will his slop being outperformed and out-awarded by a real RPG like BG3 light a fire under his ass? Bethesda are too comfortable making these RPG-lite shitfests since Oblivion, and now a real tabletop based isometric CRPG comes out of nowhere and blows him the absolute frick out.
We all know Todd has origins in real RPGs, the dude knows his stuff - he also knows deep down his toddler friendly RPG style is not only considered weak among people like RPGcodex, tt players and other real RPG fans, but also the general public. He can sleep well at night knowing at least he isn't the head of Piranha Bytes though, their games have always been Bethesda shit but even worse.
>Todd: "see that mountain over there? you can look at it" >Sean: "see that mountain over there? you can actually climb it for real and it's to scale with real mountains not your fake bethesda video game hill"
It must have been embarrassing for Todd. Bethesda are a big studio no matter how you cut it and he's the face. Starfield was their biggest game release in a decade nearly and was hyped to oblivion. And yet it wasn't even in the running. Every single person who saw him must have been thinking the same thing. >"Damn, he fricking failed."
sirs starsfield is a GOTY geoff is a blody basterd.
>the weight of his sins are finally beginning to be too much to bear
D E S E R V E D
I wonder what was going through his head
>Man why the frick didn't we create a new engine
>I'm washed up. I've been carried by better creators who all had to work around me to make something good
>I could have released 2 elders scrolls and 1 fallout game in the the time it took to make this heaping turd.
It could have been any number of things.
>I could have made more money releasing Skyrim DLC for a decade
>I should've delayed the release by a year so that the players could upgrade their systems to match my masterpiece
I'm surprised he hasn't killed himself at this point. the future of bethesda is grim
It's over.
>what have i become, my sweetest friend?
>What have I become?
>My adoring fan
>Everyone I know makes fun of me
>In the end
>And you could have it all
>My empire of bugs
>I will sell you false hope
>I will make you hurt
>I wear this crown of deceit
>Upon my liar's chair
>Full of broken games
>I cannot repair
>Beneath the stains of time
>The fans they disappear
>You have found new games
>I’m still right here
>What have I become?
>My adoring fan
>Everyone I know makes fun of me
>In the end
>And you could have it all
>My empire of bugs
>I will let you down
>Your FPS will lag
>If I could start again
>A million mods away
>I would redeem myself
>I would find a way
I almost feel bad for him.
Almost.
Kino
Imagine hiring a legion of pajeets to shill your game and then getting BTFO by bearfricking degenerates lol
Bethesda deserves it, I loved ya up until Fallout 3 Todd, but everything after is irredeemable.
I'm surprised there's someone who loves oblivion but not Fallout 3.
Nevermind I can't read kek
>All those people wearing sports coats with a t-shirt
Kek, didn't want to dress up but didn't want to look too casual. Geoff usually wears fricking sneakers and doesn't even really get dressed up either.
My friends and I were watching and drank every time there was a blazer-t shirt combo on screen. I'm still drunk now.
Put him in 100, 100 on the suffering chart
Todd Noaward
lel
zozzle
A man from whom everything has been taken, even the chess club membership
That’s it, his Indian slaves are getting executed tonight
thats the look of a man that rarely, if ever gets his balls drained
just a completely lifeless loser
his ambitions, crushed
his legacy, crushed
his balls, crushed
does he even have kids and a family?
That's odd because semen retention makes people full of life/energy and look extremely healthy and vibrant
kek if you say so clown. I bet you eat a keto diet and sun your butthole too
he's right
you should educate yourself before it's too late
I hope that fallout show flops next, bastard is claiming credit for the whole franchise in its marketing material.
>Starfield was a massive sales failure due to being included in game pass, the sales being so bad they still refuse to post sales numbers
>game itself was so dogshit there are more people playing Skyrim than it
>pushes out more Skyrim paid mods as a desperate cope to recoup sales
kek
His revenge was updating Skyrim AE and Creation Kit that makes old mods not work anymore if you try to go backwards in versions.
It was jet lag.
Don't care still buying TES6
The anti-Bethesda shills are snoys and BG3/Cyberpunk trannies
It’s your money, you are free to spend it on garbage
You JUST KNOW Todd was seething the entire time Sean was on stage talking about the sequel to No Mans Sky
I didn't watch it yeah wow that must have hurt
Did Starfield win a single award?
Xbox Game Studios humiliation for another year.
Hi-Fi and Forza took awards.
Spooderman was nominated for 7 and lost them all. lol
Spiderman was awful activist garbage with Black person morales taking up Peters space all the time. The only things the devs deserved was the noose.
Anyone got a clip of this?
AND YOU COULD HAVE IT ALL
MY EMPIRE OF DIRT
I WILL LET YOU DOWN
I WILL MAKE YOU HURT
IF I COULD START AGAIN
A MILLION MILES AWAY
I WOULD KEEP MYSELF
I WOULD FIND A WAY
Starfield just hit 12 million players, cope and seethe shills.
>goy pass players
Playing starfield feels like getting hit in the face repeatedly
Xbox lost
Xbox just got exclusivity for Kojima's new PT though
Can't wait to play it on PC when it's half off in 2 months
proof?
Give it up Rajesh, it’s over
>12 million players who accessed the game for $1 and dropped it after 10ish hours
Big success Todd-sama
you mean 12 million people downloaded the game at some point.
most of them for "free" with gamepass
I got game pass free
Hi Emil
Bethesda really reminds me of Piranha Bytes. Both used to make good games in the past, but never learned from past mistakes and only recycled the same game.
Fallout 76 should have been the wake up call for Todd, maybe Starfield will be. But I don't have any expectations for TESVI anymore.
>But I don't have any expectations for TESVI anymore.
come on aren't you excited for
>1h Sword
>2h Sword
>1h Hammer
>2h Hammer
>1h Axe
>2h Axe
>Stealth Archer Class
>Melee Stealth Archer Class
>Magic Stealth Archer Class
>armor being a full suit with no customizable legs or gauntlets or helmet
come one hype hype hype! if the Sars at India can do such a great job with Sarfield surely they can do better with TESVI?
PUNISHED TODD
more like job howard
>shows up for video game awards
>he has no horse in the running
did Todd just wander in?
It's an industry night anon.
Responding to all those negative steam reviews is tiring work.
"Picture Fallout 4 minus the exploration but as a loading screen.....
...
...
...in space"
>Wow Todd that's amazing
>You're a genius, Todd!
>Please sign my penis, Todd! Please!
I blame his coworkers more than I blame the man himself. inb4 who are you quoting. You know as well as I do that is exactly how it went down.
This happens when you spend an entire year without rereleasing Skyrim. Give us the Legendary Anniversary Edition for Texas Instruments calculators Todd, we can save you.
Yo, it's Todd Noaward, feeling kinda low,
Starfield dreams, but awards move slow.
In a world of giants, Todd stands small,
Vertically challenged, ain't that a fall?
Short stack, like a game on a shelf,
Starfield's tale, but it's Todd's own stealth.
No awards for the vertically impaired,
Todd's height, like a secret not shared.
In the gaming realm, where giants roam,
Todd's stature, like a gnome in a dome.
Starfield's orbit, but no height ascension,
No awards for Todd, just a short suspension.
Awards pass by, like clouds in the sky,
Todd's height jokes, my, oh my!
Starfield's journey, in a small man's land,
No accolades for Todd, ain't that grand?
So here's to Todd, in his no-award plight,
Starfield dreams, but it's a short flight.
No trophies for you, just a height jest,
Todd Noaward, ain't that the best?
(We love you Todd)
Brilliant.
Todd dosen't even make the best Toddslop
>FO4 was garbage
>FO76 was a complete scam at launch
>Starfield is garbage
>NOOOOOOOO SOMEONE THINK OF TODD PLEASE THINK OF HIS FEELINGS 🙁
he should step down unironically
Is this avelone on the wanted poster?
Josh Sawyer
Well he's much more handsome these days then.
That's just an awful photo Joshua jeez.
Sawyer
>I used to make Skyrim, you know. You kids like Skyrim, right? *cough*
>When that No Man Sky starts making No Man Skyrim as well.
>>I used to make Skyrim
I used to make Skyrim, still do but used to too
What is he thinking here?
>We made a MASTERPIECE
>Maybe we should put a few dragons in it
>Am I out of touch?
>No, it's the fans who are wrong.
nothing, considering it's a fake pic
I made the starborn, you ungrateful fricks! You just DIDN'T UNDERSTAND how deep the story actually is! You can GO ANYWHERE and BE ANYTHING in ANY UNIVERSE!!!!
it was needed
Todd Hoeaward
We can't have him in our chess club no more, that much I do know
It's up and Todd is seething while listening on 2x speed
great, another fake lie against todd was born today. people are gonna be posting this pic for years thinking it's real and not caring when they find out it's fake
you just know he had a cadre of friends all like "THIS IS BULLSHIT TODD, STARFIELD SHOULD HAVE WON" with an outer circle of people just staring at Todd as he loses.
Considering his claim to fame if he can't appreciate BG3 winning he's a massive loser.
the actual unedited pic
?t=94
>theyve got a guy in a suit to show off the frickin tv show
>cant speak
>cant articulate fingers
>can barely move his arms
>apparently barely able to walk
this show is a guaranteed dud. cosplayers make better suits than this shit
I was wondering why the same exact image was getting multiple threads, and its because it's fake and shitposters are spreading lies.
>Todd was all smiles and happy
>people had to make shit up just to shitpost a narrative
Damn, what did Todd do to piss these people off?
>thinking it matters
seething todd is reality now whether you like it or not.
AI should NOT be regulated.
Do you people have autism and can't read his face?
There's really nothing to be flustered about. How the frick could they ever take pride in a game where 90% has been outsourced to pajeets and other third world companies.
I should have released the 47th Skyrim port on Amazon Alexa...
What are the chances that the next TES will feature full nudity and bear fricking ?
Hopefully 100% I'm still getting rock hard from all the seething spergs that lambasts BG3 for it
You would think that they would angry about Act 2 writing instead which was a tremendous pile of smelling lesbian shit whereas bear sex is optional.
you will get to play out the lusty argonian maid ingame.
>I'm not a furry
>BUT
Do lizards fall under the furry category? i'm not a furry expert but seems unlikely.
>you know what our gigantic puddle of a game could use to make it more interesting?
>I don't know, some actual depth? Relevant choices that add to repl...
>MULTIVERSE!!!
>Hype new look at Fallout TV series entire show
>some actors show up
>stop the show to point and laugh at Todd
>Todd leaves not winning a single award
>Nothing new about the show was even revealed
What did they mean by this?
Someone needs to remind him that it isn't 2005 anymore.
toddy no give shit bout award, fans slong game $ell$
they bought the last one and will buy the next one
manletbros...
>You look like a good Joe
>Buy my game
>no hoverhand
Sean is in good company.
Todd ist tod
His show is looking pretty good though.
Let's be honest, will his slop being outperformed and out-awarded by a real RPG like BG3 light a fire under his ass? Bethesda are too comfortable making these RPG-lite shitfests since Oblivion, and now a real tabletop based isometric CRPG comes out of nowhere and blows him the absolute frick out.
We all know Todd has origins in real RPGs, the dude knows his stuff - he also knows deep down his toddler friendly RPG style is not only considered weak among people like RPGcodex, tt players and other real RPG fans, but also the general public. He can sleep well at night knowing at least he isn't the head of Piranha Bytes though, their games have always been Bethesda shit but even worse.
The next Elder Scrolls will either rule or be ESG'd even harder
>that one fricking ad of just Starfield but wishing luck to every studio in the awards
I was dying laughing, such a cope move
Reminder Starslop came for FREE with AMD CPU and GPU puchases all Summer long.
ES 6
Make or break, Todd
Just realized he was sitting in front of Ben Starr and Jesse Cox
>Todd: "see that mountain over there? you can look at it"
>Sean: "see that mountain over there? you can actually climb it for real and it's to scale with real mountains not your fake bethesda video game hill"
It must have been embarrassing for Todd. Bethesda are a big studio no matter how you cut it and he's the face. Starfield was their biggest game release in a decade nearly and was hyped to oblivion. And yet it wasn't even in the running. Every single person who saw him must have been thinking the same thing.
>"Damn, he fricking failed."