Total War: Warhammer 3

>the culmination of over a decade of development
>dozens of unique factions
>hundreds of units each with distinct stats and skills
>huge campaign with hundreds of regions, factions, and endless possibilities
>intense live action battles
Why aren't you playing Total War: Warhammer 3?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What gave you the impression that I wasn't playing it?

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    they ruined campaigns from 2
    >Gelt
    >Belagar
    >Skarsnik
    lighting fricked
    ran like shit
    RUNS HOT

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >RUNS HOT
      This reminds me, how is it possible that the campaign map is making my PC sound like a jet engine, but battles are all OK. Shouldn't it be the other way around? Something feels fricked.
      Also, is there any mod or option that allows to limit the framerate on the map only, so battles can run high fps, but map limited to 30 to prevent fan noise?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Campaign maps are generally more resource intensive than the battles, way more unique assets.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        CA is just awful at optimization, nothing new to see here.
        Try any of the fog/effect removals - there's a bunch of those in the Workshop.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I wish i could find any fog remover for the battle maps. There's this Cathay map that just tanks my fps if i see any fog clouds.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Turn off 3D portholes

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          They are off, and still. Oh well, I guess these developers just fricking suck at doing their jobs.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >but battles are all OK. Shouldn't it be the other way around?
        Battles aren't really more demanding than before, but the world map?
        It's huge and not optimized

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Battles run way worse for me than in 2 as well. I get 80fps on ultra settings in 2 but I need to go all the way down to medium in 3 or I can't hit 60.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            There's been a lot of improvements to particle effects and such
            Look at the lore of fire. That's the most recent update. Flame storm looks way better now.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        cap your fps

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        if its anything like attila the trees are resource hogs and the campaign map water is 10,000x larger than it appears

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      best way to play gelt is to get a mod that disables imperial authority for him and then move to estalia

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I bought it at the end of the summer sale and it gobbled up a week for me
    I get one-more-turn'd bad

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Nu-total war with spreadshit combat and HP pools and towers like a fricking MOBA
    Jeez no wonder it's shit

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      tell me you only watched the trailers and never played the game without without telling me you never played the game

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      How do you look at the current total war games and think "This is a MOBA"?

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because there is no savescum mod and I can't help myself from doing it, so it takes all the fun out of the game for me. If I start losing a battle I will just load. If I start getting trapped I'll revert to an older save.

    Give me a mode that saves automatically every X seconds like say elden ring, where I cannot do it, and I will play the shit out of this game.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you play on Legendary campaign, doesn't this automatically happen?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't that the absolute hardest difficulty in the game? Also, if you start losing the battle can't you just alt f4 and start it over again?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I guess you can, but at that difficulty if you made a mistake a turn ago you will hardy avaid a losing battle that easily so it's less effective than ooutright negating a battle. Try it out.

          Don't think my PC can run it, and I'm still playing 2 anyway.

          Runs better than wh2 for me. No idea if its the drivers, or new engine. But I also play off SSD, because I still remember waiting like 15 mins for a battle to load in wh1.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Legendary difficulty is very hard campaign difficulty but without the ability to manually save. You can still play on lower battle difficulties
          >Also, if you start losing the battle can't you just alt f4 and start it over again?
          You can, but you're still stuck with having to fight/flee that particular battle, since the game saves at the pre-battle screen

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Anon savescums if things go sour and complains
          >Anon gets a anti savescum mod for easier difficulties
          >Anon ALT F4s if things go sour and complains
          >Anon gets anti ALT F4 mod
          >Anon just starts pulling the power cord out of the wall
          >Anon now needs an anti tamper sentry gun mounted over the PC power cable and the houses power breaker switchs
          Gotta love autism

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >savescum
      The problem with most campaigns is it's way too easy, even on legendary, 90% of the time. And then there are sudden spikes of difficulty that at that point seem like "total bullshit, dude" and then you save scum.
      Basically, go play a campaign that's "bullshit" from start to finish. WH2's Wulfhart campaign was like that on release, and so was WH3's Miao, again on release. Although both were patched to be far easier.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's what Legendary difficulty does, the game autosaves when shit happens and you cannot savescum. IIRC it also restricts your camera movement - not just your view but actual camera control - over the battle map and I hate it with a fiery passion, which is why I just play VH/VH instead.

      Problem is that the game has also been known to sometimes corrupt autosaves, which is another downside to playing Legendary. You're really better off learning not to minmax everything and to take a loss when you make a bad move.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't think my PC can run it, and I'm still playing 2 anyway.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      3 runs 10x better then 2 for me.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm playing it, but not that much at the moment. Will play more when Mirror of Madness comes.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the culmination of over a decade of bug and glitch pile up
    >dozens of unique coding problems
    >hundreds of bugs each with distinct frequency and annoyance
    >huge bug list with hundreds of problems, balance issues, and endless glitches
    >intense live action fatal crashes

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's my fav strategy game right now. Like how there are so many factions and characters, kinda feels like homm in a way for me, million combinations and battle possibilities.
    Still haven't played every faction, let alone lord and I have almost 800h on it. Also, praise Slaanesh for Miao modders.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      She already has a really... Interesting animation in the base game.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        why are animators such weirdos?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >oh boy you mean i can create my own reality? where anything goes as long as i can make it look convincing? oh boy oh boy oh boy!

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >dragon eating humans
          >weird
          uhhh, what?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's kinda weird I guess since she can turn into a human and leads them, but eh, dragons will do dragon things.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              She's no human, even if she can assume a form of one.

              Whats the most OP race? I literally want a no brain/strategy day of playing today

              WH3 Chaos Warriors, by far.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I cannot abide by a one and a half minutes load time per battle even on my SSD.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Played the shit out of 2 and the only thing that's still engaging for me on field battles are gunpowder factions (who are now shit in sieges which are fricking everywhere)

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They currently removed minor settlement battles if you don't have walls built, and chaos dwarfs are the best gunpowder faction right now. It's literally what you asked for.

      But yeah, sieges are still not very good in general, hate it how there is like one tall wall you can jump over and towers that cannot fire back for more than 10s. A significant buff to supplies is needed to increase the difficulty of sieges.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >chaos dwarfs
        'Empire but OP as frick' isn't interesting enough to make me buy a ~~*CA DLC*~~ outside of a heavy discount

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Chorfs don't really play that similarly to the Empire

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >buying DLC when creamapi exists

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >not buying the DLC anyway to show the poorplebs that you can afford them

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Sorry, steam doesn't take fake money, sir

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                then how can you explain me trading my way to 10 keys, selling them on the steam market and using the money to buy a new DLC?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he trades in TF2/CS:GO/Dota
                >or in something much more irrelevant I don't know about
                Sorry to hear this, sir

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >>he trades in TF2/CS:GO/Dota
                Yes
                and thats how i got 200$+ to afford every thing i might want, all without forking over a single dime

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I kneel

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The combat kinda sucks. I could not for the life of me get my ratling gunners to shoot their targets despite having full line of sight and standing at in incline with full view of the entire battlefield. Also half the factions are blatantly stronger than others and some are incredibly overpowered.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >win a difficult 20 minute long battle
    >game crashes

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >get to turn 10
    >play another faction
    how do i continue with what i have going

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Set up a goal (i.e. befriending the Asur as Dark Elves, it's very much doable), stop being a min-maxxing gay, use themed armies

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Diplomacy playthrough is pretty nifty

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Millitary Alliance with Tomb Kangz, Pirates, Rat Chinaboo and worse of all
          >A FRICKING DRUCHII
          If you're friends with any Dark Elf playing as Alith Anar I don't know what to say.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      play chaos and see where the campaign gets you other undivided are usually bro’s and your cities are OP as is your economy

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    because it’s shit now only chaos has fun campaign

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    maybe if they ever develop a remotely competent campaign AI that isnt just full of anti-player bias and "tee hee im gonna calculate your possible movement every turn and stay 1 pixel away from your attack range no matter what xd"

    its so tiresome

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seiges.

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    teminder that 40kiddies will NEVER get a total war game

    their franchise is doomed in mediocrity and corpo slop

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      40k is better suited to Dawn of War 1 style and systems
      Even Age of Sigmar is better suited to Dawn of Wars gameplay.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        AoS would do fine in total war style. Could be cool going around founding your own cities since the realms are all infinite space. Only issue would be stuff like Kharadron boats breaking CAs garbage ass engine.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Space marine 2 will be kino who are you kidding?

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m still pissed over how Demon Prince turned out
    >fully customizable, but you’re just gonna use the top tier options anyway
    >no real tech tree
    >no real skill tree for demon prince
    >shit start location
    >once you start your 2nd army, the faction loses all its charm
    >additional conent is locked unless you own a powerhouse intel PC (and even then, the content is restricted to Tzeentch devotion)
    >gets a mediocre mechanic of the other monogod factions
    >Belakor is simply better in every way

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is it worth one campaign at least? I still haven't bothered yet. I tend to forget it's in the game.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not him but I tried a Legendary DP Vortex campaign just to see if both of those things are as shitty as people say and honestly I found my fun in the fact that it was probably the hardest and most brutal TW campaign I've ever played. Had pretty much the entire south-eastern quadrant at war with me by turn 15 and couldn't even get out of my second province until turn ~40 for how many invasions I had to fight back. I don't think I've ever lost my capital in one of these games since Medieval 2 when I was 10 years old and got vassalised by HRE

        As for whether or not it's "good" - dunno, beats Lizardmen I guess.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        No. Just play Belakor instead

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have trouble wanting to play DoC when WoC exists. Daniel is how every daemon prince you make should be. Let you customize and boutique design them so you get to watch some random lord build up and up and become a truly LL with their own concept.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >additional conent is locked unless you own a powerhouse intel PC (and even then, the content is restricted to Tzeentch devotion)
      What?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        the most recent major patch added those tzeentch-themed special battles that have intel's logo slapped all over them, by getting a good score in each you unlock tzeentch wargear for the demon prince in the campaign

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cuckscape engine
    >moba like microing of super single entity units
    >non sensical sieges with hero single entity dancing on a pressure plate wins the siege
    >pondering to american mutt morons
    >thanks for the super chat

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post the beastmen webm.
    Do it now.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which one

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The mod.

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    they still haven't fixed the performance in campaign view, shit is like a GPU stress test while actual battles run decently well

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's 100gb and don't have that much free space on my ssd.

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >yakuza series gets a gog release including like a dragon
    Surely sega will put Total War there next, right?

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't finished a single campaign in either 2 or 3.
    I tend to reach sort of mid-game then get bored to tears or not really know what the frick I'm meant to do next.

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    angry grudge noises

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's so fricking bloated.
    I have no fricking clue if my Hot Sauce Cannons can handle the Demon Rape Pillars.
    I have 60 different resources and most of them give me a bonus like "The Die will be shaken 3 times before it is cast" and I have no idea what that implies for me.
    My Leader has "Increased Honk Radius" but I don't see any abilities that seem to use it. Maybe I need to buy the quest with my primeval currency so that I can fight Scribblius the Mad for something that honks?

    I sure as frick don't know.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't understand what you're talking about fricking schizo.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      read the stat cards idiot
      look at the prices of the units
      play the game

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why aren't you playing Total War: Warhammer 3?
    I am though. Took a break to play Iron Harvest after I got it on sale but I'm back on it.
    Not sure if I wanna start a new mommy run or a new chorf run.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      So how often does Morathi frick that horse?

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm just waiting for Thrones of Decay and whatever the Slaanesh DLC will be called before I jump back in.

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I started up my first game of TWW3 as festus and facerolled half the map so easily and quickly I got bored like 20 hours in. The AI is simply dumb, cheating piece of shit. No way to enjoy this game until they rework the AI (never)

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Buy the game, and try to play.
    >Chinese faction looks fun, I could play as a cool dragon...
    >Shit gets too intense, end up uninstalling the game.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >installing degenerate nonloreful coom mods
      You asked for it yourself
      The only good coom mods are for slaanesh and dark elves, and only for showing the breasts.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"The dragons are older than gods, what need do we have of a god's power?"
      >100% seductive influence later
      >"Ooh N'Kari frick me harder while my brother watches!"

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Chaos can't be that bad, it's just Empire nazis spreading lies, but we won't fall for that, right?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          where from image?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Wouldn't you like to know, Empire boy.

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm having a blast. So far Lizardmen, Skaven, and Tzeentch are my favorite campaigns. Grom is good too.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Grom
      IZ IMMENSITY is truly the most fun you can have with the greenskins.
      Shame the pointy ear frick dies so fast to N'kari these days.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        There’s nothing quite like watching armoured supermen get the living shit kicked out of them by basic goblins that Grom’s buffed to hell

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Can't even play a battle with him without putting on the Putin March song.

  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >open game
    >spend 20 minutes looking at all the campaigns
    >realised I already played 80% of them in the first and second games
    >already played Warhammer 3 ones

    I think the game tries to bamboozle you a bit with '100 campaigns!' or whatever, but if you played the first two games then you've already played most of whats on offer

  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    which way, chaos warrior?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tzeentch but khorne proposition is kinda enticing

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      KHORNE

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Give me that moron violence mindset 24/7

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish my answer was Khorne but I know it's really Slannie. We're gonna do some sexual stuff that makes the other three jealous. I will enjoy most of it. Honestly if Tzeench wanted to do drugs, I might switch.

  35. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    because Im a moron who cant into tactics so I just play the game like a shitty 4x game playing sims with my provinces and towns. This usually devolves into me spamming stacks of basic b***h spearmanni and archers abusing auto resolve cause I have two stacks to their one.

  36. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thoughts on Yuan Bo? I hope he has less inventive to just conquer the world but actually has a build-tall playstyle and Machiavelli's his way through sending intervention armies if any of the other dragons start getting fricked on, and can influence AI's relationships similar to the HE.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yuan and Yin Yin are both pretty boring
      Li Dao is going to be the best sibling left. Can't wait for him vs Monkey King

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Haven't read his storybook just yet, but he does look pretty cool. Makes me curious how the Monkey King will look like

  37. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    cause im playing total war saga troy
    i played fair bit of wh1 cause i got it for free
    should i play wh2 before wh3 or can i just jump to wh3?

  38. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why aren't you playing Total War: Warhammer 3?
    Too lazy. Way too many bugs, lot of them carried from previous version of the previous games. Also, the dwarf DLC had on less legendary lord and cost 5 more €.
    Therefore I didn't buy it and stopped playing the game despite having bought and played every other DLC.

    The devs are dead to me and so is this franchise. They had it coming for a very long time. Without the warhammer franchise I wouldn't even have bothered past rome 2.

    And apparently I'm not the only one since the gameplay videos for their new egyptian total war get like 30k views on youtube

  39. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Go in
    >Have all DLCs
    >My mouse hovers over "it" anyway
    Oh yeah, time for another campaign.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      dangerously, irrevocably, unredeemably, unquestionably and unbelievably based

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Go in
        >Have all DLCs
        >My mouse hovers over "it" anyway
        Oh yeah, time for another campaign.

        >Go to play a different faction this time
        >It always continues as this chad
        WE MUST NOT BE BLINDED FOR OUR OWN NEED FOR POWER

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >ally and protect the dwarfs
          >eventually get their helicopters through allied points
          >it aint me starts playing

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Behold, the majestic!

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        THE MAJESTIC DEFENDUH

  40. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Too many bad reviews for me to bother. Also all my fav factions are already in TWWH2.

  41. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I doubt it runs on my Steam Deck.

  42. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no banners/musicians or officers
    >no speeches aside from quest battles
    >no dynamic speeches tied to what traits your general has
    >no minor settlements
    >no night battles
    >no weather effects during battle (i.e rain effecting fatigue/vigor and gunpowder units)
    >no units pushing siege towers
    >no reload animations for the majority of units
    >no seasonal changes
    >no army painter or avatar mode where you fully customize your units and generals feature from Shogun 2
    >no burnable cities mechanic from Attila
    >no siege escalation mechanic from Attila
    >no random civilians running around during a siege feature from Attila
    >no dynamic music feature from Attila
    >no soldiers who visually look sick and start vomiting during battle if the army is struck with the plague feature from Attila
    >no soldiers who visually look tired and breathless during battle if the army is fighting in forced-march stance feature from Attila
    >no unique camp-site battle map while in encampment stance
    >no more Jeff van Dyck
    >no armor getting a visual upgrade during battle if you upgraded the unit’s armor in the campaign
    >Archaon's helmet clipping still not fixed
    >Old World factions don't have new dialogue when engaging with the WH2 factions both in battle and the diplomacy screen
    >no snow staying on shields/armor like in Rome 2
    >generals no longer gain visual upgrades as they rank up(i.e. viking generals in Attila would gain a gold trimmed helmet at level 4 and a fully decked out gold helmet at level 8)
    >buildings you build in the campaign map no longer can be seen during siege battles like in R1/M2
    >no dismount cavalry option during battle
    >no burning death animations despite units having literal flamethrowers
    >no visual trade caravans or trade ships on the campaign map
    >no naval battles
    >cant edit the campaign map, voice lines and music like in R1/M2
    >shit siege battles
    >no fortifications
    >no formation
    >no breasts mods

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no breasts mods

      wrong

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no speeches aside from quest battles
      Actually, WH3 has pre battle speeches but only for the WH3 factions. But you gotta zoom in close to the lord at the start of the battle.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      holy frick I know that we've regressed since past titles but I actually forgot some of the shit we used to have, thanks for reminding me just how far we've fallen
      and on top of that look at all the morons itt who lap this shit up replaying the same faction over and over

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good point but warhammer ones are still way more fun to play.

  43. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They lobotomized the AI so hard that you literally can't fricking lose. I played these games for 500+ hours but I have never seen a game over screen.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      WH3 in is general is a LOT easier than WH2.

  44. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Nagash mod is very good.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nagash mod is 100% the best mod ever made for these games
      It's a shame the mod makers can't seem to resolve that persistent random crashing that keeps happening.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I never understood people who say Nagash is too powerful to add to the main game, when characters like Mazadamundi or Kairos, who could lorewise solo all the other magical LLs put together, are in the game

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The main issue isn't the powerscaling. The main issue is that he is objectively and factually a lord of all undead. It's like asking Sigmar. Sigmar isn't the most powerful being in warhammer but he is a god dawn father of all Empire. I don't want Nagash, since almost all other undead lords will feel redundant.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      i've never played tomb kings
      can i jump stright into nagash or should i play someone else first?
      which tomb king gives the best tomb king experience?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Probably Settra - he's the most vanilla Tomb Kangz experience (easiest as well).

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Best Kang right now is either Arkhan or Khalida. Settra's surrounded on all sides and Khatep is well, Khatep.
        And no you don't really need to. Nagash's economy is totally different from Kangs (his units actually cost money and you'll be running red the entire time and surviving off loot). He works with unit caps and buildings increasing said caps, but really that's not unique to kangs.
        And he's got horde mechanics

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Settra's surrounded on all sides
          I think you've got the wrong idea here

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous
            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              I love Settra so god damn much. I guess it’s time to start another campaign

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're all fun but I would recommend either Settra or Arkhan.
        Khalida feels left behind and Khatep is a very strong lord with a very bad start position.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That shit keeps crashing constantly for me

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Needs a bigger hat

  45. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Crashes my gpu dogshit game. No other game does this.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What gpu

  46. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does the game run like SHIT

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unoptimized
      Same reason WH2 ran like shit until maybe halfway through (potion of speed was the turning point)
      I dunno how much they can improve performance at this point, since dev team is so fricked I doubt they've got the knowhow

  47. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am playing it on and off, among other games. I plan a Kislev campaign and probably some Chaos stuff once the update is out.

  48. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Personal no Denuvo rule. Please understand I've lost two hard drives suspiciously while playing Denuvo games and I don't want to have to buy a new drive and reinstall everything on my computer again for a third time.

  49. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Checked out Kislev stuff
    >Their infantry literally can't retreat
    KINO

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bretonnian knights are probably the single funnest human faction in the game currently.

  50. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where's the monkey king DLC CA?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This month.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nope. The new cathay lord is the bureaucrat dragon kid.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Monkey King can only really work if it's Monkey King vs Li Dao but that would be a pure Cathay DLC
      I dunno how they'll manage it with their new DLC format. Heck it doesn't even fit into the old DLC format.

  51. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll wait for holidays sale.

  52. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    BEASTMEN RAROOOO
    >*proceeds to BVLL the entirety of bretonnia and naggarond*

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        If I wasn't a total Nakai fan I'd play Oxyotl more often.

  53. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who's the funnest Chaos dwarf LL?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They are all the same.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      astragoth and drazoath are both competent hybrid LLs which gain access to spammable versions of the high end hashut spells, former buffs bull centaurs and gets WoM reductions on hell hammer, latter buffs infernal guard/ironsworn and kdaii, gets WoM reductions on flame of azgorh, though drazoath gets barrier and a flying mount
      zhatan's skills buff all units so just build what you like with him, though his starting army and position near a chorf landmark leans him more towards the war machines and artillery, competent foot lord with wide mount selection, but the main draw is his faction effect which lets you get 2 caravans at once
      if you ask me, drazoath has the easiest campaign since you can cheese caravans by parking a lord in the dark fortress and they frequently pass by its zone of control for ez money and slaves - and he's the LL least close to grimgor who'll be your main hurdle in any chorf campaign, but if you're playing and thinking in the long term, you can confed the other LLs via campaign mechanics so start with zhatan for the strongest labour economy

      basically described the core of all 3 LLs here so do whatever you like the sound of most

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'll go with Draz then thanks lad

  54. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Someone actually drew a r63 Drazh.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      ZOOO LA HOOOO

  55. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why aren't you playing Total War: Warhammer 3?
    it's worse than rome 1, medieval 2, and shogun 2. i refuse to play inferior games made for casuals. total war and warhammer deserve better

  56. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    they fricked up the economy and now you can field less armies. im guessing this was for performance since they have more factions so they had to globally reduce army count to make the game work.

    makes it less fun

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The game is still braindead easy.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >they fricked up the economy and now you can field less armies.
      Black person, what? Did you even play the game? Supply lines aka the biggest gold sink are now a joke and barely matter. WH3 lets you field way more armies than ever, even on highest difficulties.

  57. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not available in my country. Never buying S*ga games again.

  58. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why aren't you playing Total War: Warhammer 3?
    sieges are shit

    khorn faction is all about cutting your balls off and wearing a cück cage

    and kislev is now a feminist utopia

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >and kislev is now a feminist utopia
      What I find funny about this is that they present Katarina as the nemesis to Chaos and Archaon, so trying to say LE STRANG WAHMEN is the only one keeping the world safe from Chaos.

  59. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sieges are somehow worse than 2
    AI is somehow worse than 2
    Garrisons were completely gutted from 2
    Performance is worse than 2

  60. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate reddit, the community apparently made them remove every single minor settlement being a siege battle in the campaign
    the upgrade to siege battles was one of the best things about WH3, almost reminded me of the insanely good siege battles of attila
    now I have to spam garrison buildings in every minor settlement which makes the AI too moronic to actually attack them

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the community apparently made them remove every single minor settlement being a siege battle in the campaign
      the core problem here is the fact that the sieges are shit

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the upgrade to siege battles was one of the best things about WH3,
      lmao no
      The siege rework is the fricking worst thing they did

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        you are moronic, the sieges from WH1 and WH2 were an absolute fricking joke
        we need attila sieges back with entire cities being modelled, and what they did was at least one step closer to that

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Remove the absolutely moronic capture point system and the new siege maps would be better than the old ones.
          The siege rework is complete dogshit as long as that garbage mechanic exists.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I kinda agree, the capture mechanic definitely is moronic
            but the current sieges are definitely better than defending a tiny strip of a huge city like it was back in WH1 and WH2

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Also forgot to mention the tower building mechanic and supplies are also shit and should be removed.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                The towers/barricades would be fine if it all remained in the deployment phase. I don't like magically spawning buildings out of your ass mid-battle.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          WH2 sieges were crap but at least the AI pretended to have a brain. WH3 is just awful.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            it definitely did not, you could just blast their siege engines and the AI just started storming your gates like a braindead moron

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sieges suck. CA hyped up the rework and they're actually worse. Then, in true CA fashion, they have vanished on the issue altogether. Whenever CA fricks up, they bury their heads in the sand and hope it blows over.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >defensive sieges actually make you more vulnerable because you have to defend two capture points not to lose
      Whoever the frick thought it was a good idea to have both points generate victory tickets need to be offed. I should never feel like I have a handicap because I'm on the defensive side of the siege

  61. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love this game and Warhammer in general but it has glaring problems that you're underplaying, OP.
    >huge campaign with hundreds of regions, factions, and endless possiblities
    Simply bullshit. The map is huge, I'll give you that. But the faction and possibility part is so disconnected from reality. If you've played one campaign, they tend to all go the same. Minor factions/clans/tribes whatever simply don't put up a fight. They roll over for major powers, and they refuse to expand. In my Azhag campaign, I GIFTED multiple settlements to the 'Red-Eye' tribe so that I could build an alliance with them and they'd secure my southern flank. They wound up getting kicked around by Thorgrim. I jumped in and helped, I killed ALL of Thorgrim's armies. Red-Eye had several stacks and a small empire, they were running unopposed at that point. Imagine my shock to see not 10 turns later they were on the defensive again against one single Thorgrim stack. Why? Thorgrim is an LL, and Red-Eye are minor Greenskins. They're hard-programmed to simply not win. They won't expand, or if they do there is no rhyme or reason to it. Beyond that, every endgame ALWAYS goes the same depending on the latest patch. Right now, Chaos is very strong. You usually see Chaos doing well painting the map, Grimgor dominating his area of the map, etc. The same LLs that do well always do well until a new patch comes out that makes rebalances another race or area of the world, then the game plays out that new way every time... Until another patch. So on and so forth. The games aren't half as random as you let on.
    >intense battles
    Lmao. The AI in WH3 is the worst it has been in a long time. Now I'll admit, I got 500 hours spread out over all 3 WH games so I'm definitely an experienced player. But I have friends that I introduced to this game pick it up quickly, and it doesn't take long at all for them to crank up the difficulty and still step on the AI.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The best the campaign has ever been was the post vampirates patch that caused minor factions to run wild. Fricking rogue armies and blue vipers dominating Lustria, stirland conquering the Empire and Sylvania, Minor kangz and dwarfs tearing up badlands, Vlads beach vacation crusades.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, but does it matter if it's fun?
      I don't mind pointing out problems or " it could be better" but often it's just moronic and worthless.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're right, it doesn't matter the campaign sucks compared to games in the same franchise 10+ years old.

        I maintain my argument that people get off on the sheer spectacle of these games. Seeing giants step on stuff, spiders eat people, Foot of Gork get 500+ kills in a blob. Because the actual game itself is in many ways a giant leap backwards from the likes of Medieval 2, Rome, etc.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah yeah sure.
          Man I miss time when people were playing video games instead of whining about them.

  62. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate how unfun they have to make the game to give the AI a fighting chance against a non-braindead player.
    I don't like lategame almost mandating doomstacks.
    And early game is so unbalanced that if you start snowballing you basically just win.

  63. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am but the game could still use a lot of work. the amount of shit in the game is impressive tough.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This have better animation than Elden Ring.
      And it's a fricking unit in a strategy game lmao

  64. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Warriors Of Chaos are so unbalanced it seems like trolling. Aspiring Champions are almost immortal killing machines and it's not that hard to get them.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Warriors of Chaos lack speedy option and will struggle against most cavalry or ranged focus factions.

  65. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because my toaster can't handle any Total War newer than Rome2 and WH1
    I've played the first Warhammer Total War quite recently and it's honestly pretty great. I'm a long time GM for Warhammer RPGs and it really helped me to get back into the vibe after a long break in running it

  66. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >campaign map feels both bloated and empty at the same time
    >AI hate boner is so high against you they will ignore closer threats to beeline a fullstack at you
    >AI will always refuse a fight it knows it wont win via autoresolve results, leading to a constant game of cat and mouse
    >only fix to the garbage turtling got nerfed (Lightning Strike) by CA because... because it just needed to be, ok?
    >melee units are still mostly useless especially heavily armored ones due to all the armor piercing missiles/magic damage missiles
    >CA releases entire powercreep faction (Chaos Dwarfs) that have a powerful as frick army roster that is a pain in the ass to fight and an easy win to play, all for an extra israelite price
    >the worst sieges ever made in CA, psuedo RTS with towers that they get to start with meanwhile you don't get that luxury and have to wait a bit for it to build
    >clearly unfinished armies for the newer factions besides Belakor and Demon Prince who get every Chaos option available
    >Demon Prince is an embarassment, awful stat line, mechanics, start position and overall worse than Belakor so no point to play him
    >new lighting on the map looks awful and shows you the difference in quality between 1 and 2 areas vs 3 areas that were added
    >multiple new bugs and glitches that make the experience even more painful for you
    Unfun game

  67. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >still no crack
    It's getting silly at this point.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      EMPRESS is too batshit crazy to realize what people would actually enjoy playing

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      somehow I doubt it'll happen

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably not gonna get cracked anytime soon since it's getting constant updates and that's a massive issue for denuvo.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You have a better chance of it landing on gog than getting cracked.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does 2 even have all its content cracked?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, I don't think so. Iirc Sisters/Throt DLC is the last one cracked.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Serene Naestra....

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            DO NOT TOUCH N'KARI

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous
            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Asrai women have truly bountiful tracts of 100% organic woodland.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                wood elves dont look like this

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Tell CA that

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                In-game art that was also approved by GW. So yeah, they now look like this.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah but they also probably don't shave their pubes or armpits so they probably smell bad too.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Gorgeous Spellsinger melons

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Saturated with the energies of Ghyran.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Incestuous Arahan!

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Serene Naestra....

              Still can't believe that's a real line.

  68. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zhatan or Arkhan for best Black person?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Arkhan is from Africa - he's a certified homie.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        He can read, write and build stuff though

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          And Chaos Dwarfs can't? They're literally "Industry - the race". Plus, Arkhan is an actual Tomb Kang.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            homies can't

  69. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    mazadamundi or nagash in a 1v1

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mitsubishi casually moves continents around because they're not where they're supposed to be after waking up from a nap.
      I love the Skelepope but he's gonna get rekt

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      bony homie has no chance

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mazdamundi easely

  70. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm creamapi Nagash and Incarnates dlcs if they release after 2023 ends btw.

  71. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I play for she

  72. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because I want to play the campaign from 1 or 2, but the morons refuse to port them over to 3.

  73. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mannfred buff when?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why would he need a buff? He's pretty damned strong

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        because he is the destroyer of the old world

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, that's why he should never be buffed.
          Mannfred is a major homosexual and ruined literally everything.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            cope gelt

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous
              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Winds of Death in your path

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                i miss warhammer 2 winds of death

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      How would you buff him?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Buff him how

  74. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have played it, but honestly waiting for more DLC/Updates. All of the base factions of the game need DLC to get up to snuff with even factions from 1/2 that got DLCs/Updates. They feel very basic compared to them, and we all know CA are israeli as frick and will release plenty of DLC.

  75. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    For the coomers out there is a mod in nexus that turns every unit into naked females

  76. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    So, Yuan Bo ( Jade Dragon ) / Changeling / Oestanka ( Baba Yaga ) probably is the next DLC

  77. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What’s everyone’s favorite faction and how long did it take you to realize it was always Khemri

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It actually is the Kangz.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I bought Warhammer 2 specifically so I could play as Settra.

  78. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    So what made people 180 on this game?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      it released

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Immortal empires, they shouldn’t have even bothered with a base game really

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      the game on release was unbelievably bad

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They fixed the most egregious things about the launch and IE came out. Took them a while, but it at least happened. It's a CA game so it's still pretty buggy, but it's nowhere near as bad as it used to be.
      The Realms of Chaos campaign was just fricking terrible.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It's a CA game so it's still pretty buggy

        That's why I'm not buying this game. Every total war game I've played seems interesting but has been fundamnetally broken with dumbshit AI and people just don't seem to care. I care.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me it went from 30fps on low settings to 60fps on high on a much larger map.

  79. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just can't get into playing the 'evil' races for some reason

    I'm leaving so much on the table anons help me

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's right. Morals and justice are so inherent to the human race that it's hard to imagine a viewpoint without them, and yet no other living creature cares about these concepts.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >and yet no other living creature cares about these concepts.
          Animals are perfectly capable of acts of kindness too. Wild animals are just way too fricking busy staying alive to be able to afford them.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >no other living creature cares about these concepts.
          Not true.
          Most mammals will go out of their way to help members of their species.
          There are even examples of synthesis between species, like badgers and coyotes joining up to find food.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just do it, homie. Some of the best factions in the game are evil.

      >It's a CA game so it's still pretty buggy

      That's why I'm not buying this game. Every total war game I've played seems interesting but has been fundamnetally broken with dumbshit AI and people just don't seem to care. I care.

      It's a lot better with mods.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not being a DROOKI enjoyer
      Missing out anon.
      Reminder Malekith did nothing wrong and mommy Morathi is always right.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        this didnt happen in lore

        Druchii are so edgy and over the top that they turn around into being fun to me.

        dark elves dont look like that

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes they do. And yes that did happen. I was there.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            youre shitposting

            How about this.

            warhammer races dont look like this

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >youre shitposting
              I am not. It is historically accurate warhammer lore.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >WOHOO! LOOK MOM I RULE!
                was never uttered
                sorry not sorry

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Prove it was never said in the lore. Point to me a source.
                You can't.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                you cant point to something that doesnt exist

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                So you're saying he said it. OK.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          How about this.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous
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              Anonymous
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                Anonymous
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                Anonymous
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                Anonymous
              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                greatswords are a meme unit

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >lore
          Who cares. WH3's a sandbox
          Make your own lore.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Druchii are so edgy and over the top that they turn around into being fun to me.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
  80. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Setting is boring and the AI is still braindead and can't into sieges. Easiest refund of my life.

  81. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >WELCOME TO ESTALIA GENTLEMEN!!!
    Shame Valten won't show up cos no end times shit.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Valten could happen since he's from Storm of Chaos originally. There is an empire DLC coming but it will probably be Elspeth unfortunately.

  82. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because it's sixty dollarydoos and then you have to include all the DLC on top of that. I'll stick with TWW II until there's a hefty discount, besides TOW might come out later this year so I why play the videogame when I can own the actual models and play it with fat, sweaty grogs in person?

  83. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    S M A S H
    T H E
    G I T Z

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Greenskins are great and I'm tired of pretending they aren't/

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Of course they are. This is my personal favorite bit of Greenskin lore. Azhag was a badass.
        >Lets the crown believe he is going to become a puppet for Nagash
        >All the while abuses the frick out of the crown's magic and tactics, letting him and his boyz have proper fun and burn the Empire for no other reason than a good laugh
        >Cause such a problem for humans they have to unite and confederate together to even stand a chance
        >Crown finally realizes it was Nagash, not Azhag, that was the slave the entire time as it fulfilled ZERO of it's hopes and dreams while giving the Greenskins everything they could've ever wanted (a good time)
        >Nagash is so mad and embarrassed he puts Azhag in a trance, allows him to die, knowing full well the Empire will identify the crown and lock it away forever

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >not taking both as concubines
          Low test.

  84. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    for me its beastmen because city management fricking sucks in warham
    just let me burn the world

  85. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    wasn't there some controversy regarding imported character models in the third one? i read somewhere that the character models from the previous games were totally bungled. some guy even showed how it could be done correctly with just five minutes of work and he got banned from the forums, or something. i dunno, i'm not a warhammer fan, anyways.

  86. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"Keep your head forward Chang. Don't pay the crocodile any attention. This is for the greater good."

  87. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have a hard time enjoying turn based strategy games. The pacing of them has always fricked with me and I can't get over it.
    >Mfw I pass a turn without doing anything even though everything I can do was already done and I just need to wait a turn or two

  88. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    STOP UPDATING AND BREAKING ALL MY FRICKING MODS

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm more annoyed by patches being some minor number changes for some units yet somehow being like 50 gigs

  89. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because the game is currently bugged to shit and in all likelihood will continue to be bugged to shit because CA is spending all of their time and effort on a worthless team shooter that nobody in the entire world is going to play.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      JOIN

  90. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >want to play a Queek's Big Chinese Holiday campaign
    >always end up getting bogged down in the Badlandsbowl for 100+ turns, don't even make it to the Dark Lands most of the time
    >get frustrated and give up on campaign
    >do it all over again a month later
    Help.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mors should get a not!WAAAGH!!! mechanic for their armies. Lore-wise they are Vermintide light. They literally drown the battlefield with Clanrats.
      Could see it as that if you manage to get enough food and get the right conditions then your armies will go full Orc and just go on a rampage. In this case even Skarbrand won't survive this.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anon skaven can trivially field extra armies of skavenslaves to back up any army they have.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Mors even so since they also bully weaker warlord clans into giving them their clanrats. Hence why they should get a not!WAAAGH!!! mechanic.
          Don't forget that Skavenslaves are only tarpits that exist to die and so that your more valuable troops will be shielded by them. Problem is when you meet an army that can take on your main one even when backed up by a Skavenslave army.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Skaven should by default have extra army unit slots that can only be filled with skavenslaves. Clan Mors then would have the ability to fill those slots with clanrats instead

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >skaven are inherent permanent double armies
              Don’t make them even more horribly annoying to fight, they’re already the very worst enemy in the game.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I didn't say an entire extra army, I mean like starting off with 2 extra slots and then expanding to 5 over the course of the tech tree (7 with Mors)

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >*spams warp lightning on you and Menaces below your archers*
                Nothing personnel man-thing

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                *routes through your walls and rallies on your artillery*

                nothin personnel

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Queek needs a headhunter mechanic. Killing specific LLs gives him extra bonuses, mark specific lords as a target for him (similar to waaghs targeting a city), etc.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          That too honestly. Depending on the trophy he gets different bonuse and even gets different quests from them (because Queek actually talks with his trophies).

          New Slaanesh legendary lord when? I'm sick of killing elves early game.

          Three DLCs onwards after Mirror of Madness. Hoping for Dechala vs HElves and DElves with whatever Lords they get.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Three DLCs onwards
            That's like in three more years.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              They CLAIM we're getting 2 DLCs before 2024, so it's probably only two years away.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >JOIN LE PACK XD
                Thanks, Hyenas. Frick you.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Not quite. DLCs now are going to appear a tad more frequently than like with TWW2 and half a year waiting for new DLCs. So expect them earlier than usually.

              Declaration would be nice. I'm also hoping that it updates Norsca. They really need more god aligned units and especially some more named characters.
              [...]
              Rolling.

              Norsca should get a CoC-style DLC with their own marked units (those that can take marks that is like the Skin Wolves since Fimir can't), new units (Curs'd Ettins being the most demanded), the god dedication getting reworked into what Daniel kinda has (as in even if you max out the initial bars you can choose a god or go full undivided...all with their own bonuses), an expanded tech-tree and their monster hunts reworked. And if they get marked LLs then hoping those get their god dedication mechanics replaced with stuff like tapping into the aspects of their respective gods (positive, negative or a combo of those).
              Not to mention Wulfric getting a lord hunt mechanic that works similarly to the monster hunts and Throgg getting a Monster Kingdom mechanic along with an expanded roster that gives him ALL the Trolls.

              What do we think about this guy being next DLC and changing

              He's cool. The e-book made him a badass and Miao doesn't want to mess with him due to being the Emperor's Executioner.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Norsca needs to be remade into 'Northern Tribes' and include the Kurgan also rerecord Throgg's voice lines and give him access to every troll unit

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Declaration would be nice. I'm also hoping that it updates Norsca. They really need more god aligned units and especially some more named characters.

            Found it meself You can also play with mods

            Rolling.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      wait for yuan bo for an even bigger mess

  91. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Quick, it's been a while since I played the game. Which faction and LL should I play? Think fast!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      tretch

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tiktaq'to of course

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Played Tiktaq'to in multiplayer
        >Everyone is managing their own bombing squadrons
        One of the most fun lords if you have some people to help with micro. Never sure what to do with Tictaq'to himself though

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          He was already decent prior to the Qoatl DLC but now he's just bonkers. Huge movement range bonuses and great units availalble very early.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Guve this anon a rolling picture already. me too, I lost my with Chaos Dwarfs

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, please, give me that rolling picture stat

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Found it meself You can also play with mods

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Speak of those mods. Also, thank you for finding the pic, rollin'

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Honestly, just go to workshop and oick whatever you want. I quite like Marienburg mod. And I always play Sartosa with Nixu's living units overhaul. Also there is mod that adds Ind, Khuresh and Nippon as a playable landmass with it's own settlements.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            rollan

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Rolllllll

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              I recommend to play her modded.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            sweaty repanse armpit

  92. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Posting my greenskin lord and campaign review because I'm bored and maybe to help newbies lurking pick.
    >Grimgor
    Pitbull of a lord, can quite literally "sick" him on enemy generals with his special ability. If you invest in yellow and get the 'Unbreakable' skill, he can solo armies. His campaign is surprisingly hard, or can be. Deal with Kholek early or you'll regret it. Archaon will show up to your neighborhood from the chaos wastes and kick your fricking door in. You can either send an agent up there to monitor the situation, or go there yourself immediately and run him down. The latter option isn't fun, fighting in the chaos wastes is a slog. Just have a big boss lurking and keep an eye out. He WILL come.
    >Wurrzag
    Greenskin magic is criminally underrated. Foot of Gork can get you an easy 500+ kills a use if you know when to use it, and Wurrzag gets them for almost nothing. The support spells like Fists & 'Ere We Go! are also very good with savage orcs, which is what Wurrzag specializes in. The combination will make savages punch way above their weight. They're pretty mediocre late game; Wurrzag makes them good. His campaign is just Badlands Bowl. Don't go south, you'll run into Skarbrand.
    >Grom
    Cauldron is stupid strong and Grom himself is a beast even after some alterations by CA. Just crash into shit. You can make bulletproof goblins that hit like freight trains. Grom is stupid OP and has a fun campaign if you invade the elven donut.
    >Azhag
    Criminally underrated. Free winds of death and a surprisingly good melee lord once he gets his quest stuff and wyvern. You also start right next to the Empire, which is a fricking pure kino part of the map.
    >Skarsnik
    Remember Grom? He's Grom but worse. I hate to say it cus I love Skarsnik, but he's not good. He is also all about buffing goblins, but not nearly as much. Skarsnik himself isn't very good in fight. He does have a cool ability that lets you sneak big monsters around the battle. Another Badlands Bowl campaign.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dont forget that Grom can get a Tier 5 capital on like turn 3 so that makes him super OP

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Grimgor sorry not Grom
        >tfw too much Warcraft 3

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Don't go south, you'll run into Skarbrand.
      Skarbrand is a massive pushover against anything that's either got archers or magic attack. Wurrzag has both.
      Plus, the AI is shit at this semi-horde playstyle, so it's like 3 battles and bye-bye Skarbrand.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wurrzag doesn't get magic attacks until later. And Skarbrand gets anti-infantry magic attack units from turn one, Wurrzag only has 0 armor physical resistance orcs from turn one. Skarbrand can absolutely be a big problem to a new player.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          homie, it's like a lvl 12 skill point and if you're not rushing his personal skill line, you're doing something wrong.
          Your Wurrzag should be well above lvl 12 when you're fighting Skarbrand. Skarbrand is a pussy when AI is commanding him.
          >And Skarbrand gets anti-infantry magic attack units from turn one
          Which one?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Bloodletters.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Bloodletters, also SKarbrand himself is still a good lord. Ture, the AI is moronic playing hordes but the AI is moronic playing everything lmao. I'm just saying from turn 1-30ish Skarbrand counters Wurrzag pretty hard.

              Bloodletters are dangerous only if you don't get magic attack for your boyz and why the frick would you not get it.
              >I'm just saying from turn 1-30ish Skarbrand counters Wurrzag pretty hard.
              Lord vs lord? Absolutely but that's true for most characters going against Skarbrand?
              Faction vs faction? Absolutely not.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You won’t have that until you’ve met Skarbrand most likely. Skarbrand hard counters basically every faction that starts near him in the early game.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Like I said, it's a lvl 12-13 skill. You should be well above that level before meeting Skarbrand unless you're rushing him for some silly reason.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                If he focuses the orcs to your south he’ll meet you really early.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Bloodletters, also SKarbrand himself is still a good lord. Ture, the AI is moronic playing hordes but the AI is moronic playing everything lmao. I'm just saying from turn 1-30ish Skarbrand counters Wurrzag pretty hard.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Don't go south, you'll run into Skarbrand.
      Skarbrand is a massive pushover against anything that's either got archers or magic attack. Wurrzag has both.
      Plus, the AI is shit at this semi-horde playstyle, so it's like 3 battles and bye-bye Skarbrand.

      Tomb king has one of the best anti-skarbrand tools in the game, the bone giant.

  93. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Campaign and battles are totally fricked.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Play like homosexual.
      >Game sucks!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What am I looking at. Archers are standing in the front or at the back? Where's the enemy supposed to be?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That no longer words on harder battle difficulties since the AI doesn't attack smaller units. Only big ones like dragons
      Still works on normal or easy but why the frick would you need to waste ammo. Distracting a dangerous arty like the chorf's dreadquake sure, but actively making it waste it's ammo is unecessary on easier battle difficulties.

  94. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm giving a break a Very Hard Karl Franz campaign to play Etrian Odyssey.

  95. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    New Slaanesh legendary lord when? I'm sick of killing elves early game.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You already have 3

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I said Slaanesh, not Warriors of Chaos.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >3
        4 technically
        N'kari, Azazel, Sigvald and Morathi.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I always forget about Morathi and all the other DE lords that aren't the KRAKEN LORD OF KAROND KAR

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I always forget about one of the absolute best campaigns in WH3 and the top 2 campaign of WH2
            I don't understand how people don't enjoy Morathi.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Morathi doesnt look like this

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                correct. morathi is the walking definition of lithe.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Morathi's constantly described as voluptuous in a lot of lore. Probably also tons of times described as lithe.
                Official artwork goes both ways either. And her model has pretty big breasts that you can tell.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >model has big breasts
                I cant speak for the tabletop model but the total war model is almost flat. Flatter than tzarina Flatarin even.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                The game's model is shit and I honestly can't play without using one of the improved models as far as Morathi's concerned.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Morathi's said to be the most beautiful and alluring mortal alive and her TW Warhammer model doesn't even begin to cover it. She's not even the most beautiful woman in the game.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the most beautiful and alluring mortal alive
                That's Sigvald, actually.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Playing Dark Elves.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                COLD BLOODED KILLERS > homosexual Asur
                Only exception is Imrik, who coincidentally is the best campaign in WH2 and WH3
                Nothing else is as high octane as Imrik.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Imrik is not fun in 3

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              I just don't like playing as the Dark Elves.
              I only remember Lokhir because I like to click on his portrait in the lord select screen to hear him say KRAKEN LORD OF KAROND KAR.
              I'm more of a Settra, Luthor, Gelt, Wulfrik, Grom kinda guy

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sigvald can't recruit the entire Slaanesh roster. Haven't played the others.

  96. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did they add faction achievements for IE yet?

  97. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Boris is the most fun campaign in the game currently.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Gets 5 faith points from every settlement that has Chaos Wastes as a climate
      That's actually useful in the long run.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a shame that Boris doesn't actually have his own mechanics.
      Also a shame that Rasputin doesn't have an Patriarch version of the Ice Court.

  98. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoyed 1 & 2 but I'm a history gay and all the historical titles they've released in the meantime have been dogshit. I also don't care about Egyptian warfare so it's just a total war drought and I'm thirsty.

  99. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Faction that focuses on flanking and chariots
    >Whoops enjoy multiple siege battles <:o)

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Starve them out and auto resolve

      Or just starve them

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You must defend this city
      >we included a chariot that cannot possibly flank any advancing infantry because it's in a fricking city in your miniscule garrison
      >Enjoy the siege rework, boner.

  100. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What do we think about this guy being next DLC and changing

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think nothing about him because Cathayan characters are all literal whos.
      Also the Changeling should be against the Monkey King, not this stoopid dragon

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        As I remember he is one of the few ones who had lore pre-tww He was killed by a bretonnian knight in the no-End Times future

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Merced by a literal who
          THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF CATHAY

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            bretonnians are, quite simply, the protagonists of warhammer fantasy

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Merced by a literal who
              THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF CATHAY

              And isn't a Bretonnian knight at the same level as a greater demon?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Greater? No. The grail knights are about Chosen level.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Grail knights are basically chaos chosen or so abouts in strength.
                But the average knight isn't a grail knight.

                I know that some Knights are juiced up to that level, Leoncoeur took down several greater demons

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Leoncouer is the Lady’s most favored, so he’s huge and so is his dick. Same with Franz with Ghal Maraz. Your standard Grail Knight is just chosen level, so they can get through Lesser Daemons with ease but it will take a lot of them for a Greater to be felled consistently.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Grail knights are basically chaos chosen or so abouts in strength.
                But the average knight isn't a grail knight.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              really? what did they do during ET?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                i don't read fan fiction, sorry

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                werent they literally the last holdout alongside the undead?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I wonder where that could have possibly come from.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm pretty sure one of the loading screen quotes sets up Monkeyman vs. the Fire (?) dragon sibling who looks after the Southern border and seethes about Miao Ying getting all the attention and glory for holding a giant frickoff wall while he gets no recognition for dealing with all sorts of constant bullshit without any giant fortifications to help.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Andy Hall read from the Cathay army book during an interview and mentioned that the Changeling was masquerading around as the Monkey King to try and drive a wedge between him and the rest of Cathay.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Bit odd, wasn't one of the very first bits of new Cathay lore about how the Monkey King pissed off all of the dragons by declaring himself Emperor and BTFOing all the siblings when mommy and daddy dragon went on holiday once? I would have thought there was a plenty big enough wedge between the two already.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              I believe that was long in the past and they are somewhat okay with the Monkey King now since he guards the border with Khuresh (or was it Ind? Or both?)

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Doesn't hurt to make sure they're keeping an eye on each other, and not on you
              And like the other guy said, they're at least tolerating each other for the sake of keeping Khuresh in check. Might as well break that up so Khuresh can actually weaken Cathay

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Cathay
      Literaly yawn

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can't believe we get chang and tzeentch instead of an empire rework

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Empire rework is the DLC after.
        Will be Empire-Kislev-Nurgle

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Its Empire/DWARF/nurgle you kislevite pig.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            You've got quite a short temper, anon.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >short(for a temper)
              Im honestly disappointed I have to wait another year for the fun dlc.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                What can the even add to the Dwarfs?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                They need a rework, they feel left behind. This is coming from a Greenskins player. I remember the days when fighting the dawi was an absolute chore because of their armor and 0 AP Greenskin units. They used to be annoyingly good.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I feel like CA has really messed up with the power creep. There's a growing list of entire factions that feel left behind. Of course they probably see that as a good thing: a way to sell DLC.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's because of how much more advanced the game has become. Particularly with faction mechanics. The dawi are fine in battle. Sure, they want more units, but get in line. Literally every player of any given race want more, even Skaven, and they've gotten the most love by a mile.

                But shit, it took CA years to fix the Beastmen. And since being "fixed", they've been the most Grug 'turn my brain off and fricking charge' faction. Their mechanics are stupid strong. CA just doesn't care, if I'm being honest. I've been here since WH1 and one thing never changes: CA doesn't listen to feedback until it is damn near shaking the very skies with how many people are calling for it.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                The dwarf DLC is ONLY six month away, anon
                It's a tiny wait

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Surely you jest. Were not even going to get the shadows of change for 9 more months.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Surely you jest. Were not even going to get the shadows of change for 9 more months.

                Dwarfs should've been given their own CoC DLC. Since CA said that not only army books and other tabletop books are on the menu (including all older editions except the three first ones), but also other Warhammer media like books, RPGs, even other video games and such (I mean they put in the Wyrdspawn from Mark of Chaos and turned them into a RoR for WoC and Tzeentchian factions) and spin-off games like Blood Bowl. If books, then it means Rune Golems are a possibility, as well as the other Runic Units, their crazier engineer units (not only Thunderbarges but maybe even Deathrollers) and a tad more expanded Slayer Cult that not only includes stuff like Doomseekers but also the Brotherhood of Grimnir.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Dwarfs should've been given their own CoC DLC.
                Vampires are getting the next CoC style one adding in non-Carstein bloodlines.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yep. But hoping that apart of the existing bloodlines they will also create thematic units for each of those.
                Not to mention adding Ushoran and Abhorash as LLs since they deserve this. As much as I hate End Times I think it was utterly a big waste to not make a model for Abhorash and give him rules. Hell, Ushoran could be a good blank slate to fill as a playable character (he's already fleshed out personality-wise).
                W'Soran however is dead. The closest thing to him would be either bringing Melkhior back (who is actually W'Soran possessing him) or Zacharias (which is more probable since before ET he was rumored to be possessed by Melkhior who is in fact W'Soran possessing Melkhior).
                Those all + thematic units + the units that the VCs had in their last and their older books (like Abyssal Terrors, Spirit Hosts, Coven Throne...even Litches and Barrow Kings but turned into LL versions of Wight Kings).

                CoC DLCs are jot planned at all. And Dwarfs have no real subgroups like WoC, only subgroup they have are North Dwarfs. I really dialike Rune Golems, since it's a monstrous infantry for an army that doesn't have them and doesn't need them. Same goes for Shard Dragon. Thunderbarge hovewer is a must and I can't wait to have them officially, hopefully billions times better than fricking sky lattern.

                As CoC types DLCs only Empire, Vampire Counts and Greenskins can get them.

                Thought more like focusing on the different aspects of Dwarfs. Tradition and modernity + runecraft and engineering.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                The VCs in general need some love. They get really powerful mechanics but the playstyle is pretty stagnant.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Undead race led by parasites
                >Stagnant
                Loreful

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >W'Soran however is dead.
                So is Repanse and that didn't stop them.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Focusing on the different aspects of Dwarfs have no real sense at this point and by itself it isn't CoC worthy thing. There is only one aspect of dwarfs that can be explored in fully - engineering. There is not enough stuff for runesmithing ( Thorek is already an LL and I don't think they will make another runesmithing lord, maximum Kragg as a hero ). Slayers can get only a hero type addition plus units and Malakai is already all but confirmed as legendary hero. All other aspects of dwarfs are non-existent or already in the game. Only units that could be considered as Valaya related, rangers, are already in the game, only way to make something with them is to go completely ridiculous route with Valaya's priesthood ( dwarf women ). And while we are at rangers Bugman's rangers should be RoR and not standard units. All other ancestors for dwarfs aren't as venerated and known and don't have any unit types. all you can thematically do is a witch hunter hero type as Gazul priests, and only if they want to kinda make Dwarf vs Vampire Counts DLCs with Khalida

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                CoC DLCs are jot planned at all. And Dwarfs have no real subgroups like WoC, only subgroup they have are North Dwarfs. I really dialike Rune Golems, since it's a monstrous infantry for an army that doesn't have them and doesn't need them. Same goes for Shard Dragon. Thunderbarge hovewer is a must and I can't wait to have them officially, hopefully billions times better than fricking sky lattern.

                As CoC types DLCs only Empire, Vampire Counts and Greenskins can get them.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Empire rework is the DLC after.
        Will be Empire-Kislev-Nurgle

        Dwarfs, not Kislev. Sorry.

  101. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've never played Realm of Chaos and never will

  102. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Waiting for patch 4.0.

  103. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The game is just too expensive.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      buy game, creamAPI everything else.

  104. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    dogs of war WHENNNNNNNNNNNN

  105. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer if the game would allow for more player freedom. Right out the gate, the corruption mechanic heavily limits who you can and can't side with, and the AI randomly decides to declare war on you based on who you're doing politix with, so it feels like there's only one correct way to play each commander's campaign even in mortal empires.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      If a faction has corruption you can’t deal with, chances are they are a faction you don’t want to ally with. Chaos hates mortals and undead, chaos hates eachother, mortals hate everything that isn’t mortal except Morathi, Nagash undead hate everything that isn’t Nagash undead.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        But the game would be much more fun and replayable if each faction started at a random location on the map and could do what ever the frick they felt like.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          So making every single faction functionally interchangeable with a mild difference in units? That seems like the opposite of replayability.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            worked for Rome, Medieval, Shogun, Empire, and Napoleon for like 20 years

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              But all of those had significant diplomatic problems with other factions.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          there are mods for that

  106. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thanquol when?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably as LL #99.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can't wait, /twg/ is going to have a complete fricking meltdown when he gets announced and it will be glorious.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      when he's needed

  107. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >TWW3 main focus is on slavs and chinks killing demons and homosexuals.
    BASED CA

  108. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This game is THE definition of wide as an ocean, deep as a puddle

  109. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whats the most OP race? I literally want a no brain/strategy day of playing today

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      lizardmen

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      TWW3 Chaos Warriors
      Autoresolve machine from turn 1

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Beastmen as the Brass Bull.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you just want to afk your army while it blows shit up, Skaven are probably the best for that. Wood Elves are also super easy, but you have to kite with them.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Warriors of Chaos
      Stack chosen and chaos knights with like 1 hellcannon and they're tard proof.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Skarbrand. Unga bunga. Raze settlements. Right click enemies.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      skarbrand or taurox

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      pee pee poo poo RAAA ROOOOOOO

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      SKARBRAND
      BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

  110. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ganker loves this game now after repeatedly shitting on it for the past year
    What changed?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      real schizo hours

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Immortal empires campaign mostly. The vanilla RoC campaign was so shitty it almost killed the game.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The actual game released to replace the wienerup that was Realms of Chaos

  111. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am. Currently doing my DAWI campaign. My goal is to take back my home and exterminate woodgay knife ears.

  112. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Sieges battles are even worse than before
    >Glorified xpack for 2, who was a glorified xpack for 1
    >AI still dogshit
    >DLC pipeline for what is essentially a game from 2016
    >Terrible release
    >Infantry still dogshit, melee is borderline suicide in higher difficulty
    No, I had enough fun with the estalia memes once and will not pay to do the same shit again. I play medieval 2 when I feel like doing a total war campaign now.

  113. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I play it frequently, both IE with the lads and multiplayer dom lobbies because I have autism, game is fun, desyncs suck dick

  114. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post beastmen autism thing. You know, the one.

  115. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >A monument to the success of marketing

  116. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gods... I hate the Gauls.
    My grandfather hated them too, even before they put out his eyes.

  117. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why aren't you playing Total War: Warhammer 3?
    Because TWW2 is simply better.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      break down the differences for me between IE and ME

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        ME doesn't have all the terrible design decisions that CA forced into IE

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >all the terrible design decisions that CA forced into IE
          Such as?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Read the thread

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        ME isn't cucked by chaos

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just play as picrel and find out.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          God, I wish the Delves got their mechanic back from the chorfs. I get that it was trivial and one-note in 2, but the new system is just worse.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            The ability to spend slaves and the rework to the buildings made it way better
            But yeah the old system was just superior.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              They should just give it back and keep the extra. It’s still farcical they have called slaves “labor” in chorfs.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            there's mods for that

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Ah I wish the Druchii would capture me. Keep me a few months to mould me and then sacrifice me for the Crone when I am begging for it.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                hellebron

                why is hellebron a literal hag, but morathi is so youthful?
                is it because of her diet of minotaur and norseman cum?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Morathi is doing hardcore chaos shit, Hellebron is working off of the lesser version. Hellebron is nealry as old as Morathi.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                because morathi was jealous that hellebron was hotter than her so she only shared half the secret to eternal youth

  118. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Waiting for new DLC.
    Like always I'll no life for a week and then lose interest until the next one comes out.

  119. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It's dark elf Black person again complaining that their core mechanic has been fixed and doesn't break game completely now.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >NOOOO YOU HAVE TO REMOVE FUN AND BALANCE THIS SINGLE PLAYER GAME LIKE IT WAS AN ESPORT!!!!!!!!!!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon the Delfs and the Helfs still have some of 5e strongest economies in the game. They’ve just made the system les good by copying the Slaanesh devotee shit for the core.

  120. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Which delf lord should I play?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      hellebron

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lokhir

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        MALEKITH, KING OF NAGGAROTH or KRAKEN LORD OF KAROND KAR. Rakarth is pretty sick too.

        redpill me on Lokhir. he starts next to the bugs but does he have other enemies to fight as well?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          with sea lanes, you can go anywhere you want

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            He can go literally anywhere he wants with sealanes

            Oh yeah I forgot those exist.

            He will have to eat all the bugs but will hit the darklands battle royale to the west and chaos to the north.

            sounds fun either way. Does he make Corsairs actually fun units or do they still suck shit?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Corsairs are actually really strong now that difficulty has nerfed very hard melee infantry being useless. They also get one of the very strongest names of power that turn them into horrific monsters in Krakenclaw. A Krakenclaw lord boosts them harder than Lokhir himself.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          He will have to eat all the bugs but will hit the darklands battle royale to the west and chaos to the north.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          He can go literally anywhere he wants with sealanes

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          When Ind will be made available, hoping he'll be there and one of his quests will be to sack the Temple of Gilgatresh again.

          The VCs in general need some love. They get really powerful mechanics but the playstyle is pretty stagnant.

          Would like the bloolines mechanic expanded and enhanced. Not to mention the generic vampire and Strigoi lords replaced with the superior bloodline ones and getting a vampire awakening mechanic that works similarly to the Ice Court (and hopefully like how the Colleges of Magic will work when the Empire gets an update).

          >W'Soran however is dead.
          So is Repanse and that didn't stop them.

          No. W'Soran is SUPER DEAD. Last time he was possessing his student Melkhior. The latter killed the former but instead the former possessed the latter and used his body as his own. Then Zacharias supposedly killed him. Either W'Soran/Melkhior survived the experienced or got killed only for W'Soran to possess Zacharias...until End Times came and confirmed sadly that Zacharias was not possessed because if he were, then he'd instead fly to Nagash the moment he'd feel that the Arch-Necromancer's back.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Anon, Repanse lived hundreds of years before the time of Karl Franz
            So did Grom for that matter
            The game has no issues breaking timeline.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Grom nor Repanse was ever confirmed dead. Grail Knights can live silly long and no Greenskin has ever died of old age that we know of.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Repantsu isn't a grail knight

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Repanse was never made a grail knight and Grom's rumours of surviving was a "once and future king" thing only for goblins.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Anon, Repanse lived hundreds of years before the time
              She wasn't a Grail Knight. All she got was the title of knighthood and became Duchess of Lyonesse.
              >So did Grom for that matter
              Grom gets tortured to death by Eltharion in a solo-mission in the latter's own novel, chopped up and his pieces fed to a magical furnace.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      MALEKITH, KING OF NAGGAROTH or KRAKEN LORD OF KAROND KAR. Rakarth is pretty sick too.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Malekith is easier for beginners

        [...]
        >hellebron
        if you can keep the sacrifices going she is a solid choice and fun

        >Morathi
        Don't know yet.

        I would argue Malekith has a hard start

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          He boosts every basic troop the delves have so his start is the strongest of them. He only has to batter down some skaven and an angry stunty before he’s mostly free to focus on what he likes.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't think Malekith actually boosts any units

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              He makes them cheap so you can field two armies when everyone else can only field one. Delf basic troops like Bleakswords and Darkshards punch way above their weight too. His start is really great, and when Valkia finally rears her ugly conehead you can just kill all of her most powerful troops with your tier 1 archer units.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Does he actually still do that? I know he did in 2

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            not really, depending on whether the ai decides to or not valkia can become a pain in the ass as well as taurox
            movement is difficult in his area and that beast group always shows up at like turn 3 and can be a nuisance
            to many directions to care about and you cant build armies or move enough to handle them at least in my experience
            you can definitely do it but i found that actually peace treaty out with the rats and ignore grombrindal to ambush valkia as she comes down to take ghrond faction is the best way to deal with the situation
            when norsca and valkia are gone you can either push south on grombrindal (usually has taken out the rats) or move east and take out more norscans

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              My legendary very hard campaign involved me having killed The White Dwarf and Taurox before I ever even met Valkia. I just had to push hard.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Malekith is easier for beginners

      hellebron

      >hellebron
      if you can keep the sacrifices going she is a solid choice and fun

      >Morathi
      Don't know yet.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Morathi
      Mommy'll take care of you anon

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Mommy'll take care of you anon
        Anon stop please I cannot again

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's already too late anon.
          Just do another mommy run.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes my queen

  121. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    So why are they called DOOKIE

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same reason Helfs are called ASSur

  122. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    because i'm not good at the battles and i don't like warhammer
    why did this franchise deserve 3 entries in 5 years?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because most people like Warhammer.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      because warhammer has been their most succesful total war series to date.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Games Workshop's paypigs are used to buying tons of overpriced content.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I doubt they ever planned for WH1 to make as much money and be as popular as it was.
      The bigger question is why when they released WH2 didn't they account for the possibility of expanding the map so they could just turn the ME map into the IE map without releasing a third game
      Of course that could simply be explained by israelites.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Three games being turned into one was the plan from the beginning

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I very much doubt that
          The plan was WH1 and that's it. Regardless of how CA wants to spin it, they never planned for more. But the success of 1 made them go into 2 and 3.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why do you doubt that?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Because WH1 to WH2 is almost an entirely different game while WH2 and WH3 isn't.

              Total warhammer was announced as a trilogy in 2015 which is a year before TWW1 released.

              Got the link to that?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Got the link to that?
                https://www.gamesradar.com/total-war-warhammer-just-start-new-strategy-trilogy/

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well shit. I eat my words then. Sorry.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Fair enough

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                https://www.creative-assembly.com/blog/total-war-warhammer-announced

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Because WH1 to WH2 is almost an entirely different game while WH2 and WH3 isn't.
                How is that proof the games weren't planned? It makes perfect sense that the most changes would occur from 1 to 2 than from 2 to 3, since 1 was the test run. Besides, I really don't see how 1 and 2 are almost entirely different games

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I already admitted defeated but yes, the thing is that 1 feels far more like a test. Like if things didn't work out, nothing lost. But with 2 and 3 there's far more put in, but at the same time less changed from 2 to 3.
                Though funny enough, WH1 still has the best looking campaign map.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Though funny enough, WH1 still has the best looking campaign map.
                In a lot of ways the graphics look better than what we have now. I don't like how saturated the colors are in 2 and 3

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Definitely
                Also the lighting is dreadful now. I dunno if it's something with my settings or just because I play way too much against/with slaanesh corruption factions but the lighting's always fricking purple.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Total warhammer was announced as a trilogy in 2015 which is a year before TWW1 released.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Warhammer was planned as a trilogy from day 1, anon.

  123. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember to download immortal empire expended if you play anywhere near Cathey.

  124. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a reason why elves love rats so much?

  125. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's a nice campaign you just started, anon.
    Would be a shame if something happened to it...

  126. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Give me a fricking option to play with all previous games' tactics terrain you Black folk

  127. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love Aranessa

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      you'd be the first

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