>total war warhammer died for this

>total war warhammer died for this

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good.
    Warhammer is the redditest franchise ever made.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      weak bait rightfully ignored

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dont care what the character looks like, are they fun to play? That's all that matters. If they're top tier considered me trooned

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's an apex legends cash grab thats only 3? 4? years late to the party. Im sure its going to be amazing.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I played it for an hour and didn't think it was anything special.

    • 8 months ago
      Stop being cuck

      >I dont care what the character looks like, are they fun to play? That's all that matters. If they're top tier considered me trooned
      Stop being cuck

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    what a fricking joke

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is litterally gonna be the most reddit game in existence
    I cant wait for it to flop hilariously hard

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It can't beat borderlands

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Sega will die for this
    ftfy but it'll be sad to see them go. They're not exactly rolling in money right now

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn't matter as long as BlackRock cash keeps flowing

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        ESG is dead

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          is it?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            The mere existence of this game proves you wrong.
            So what is your point?

            yes sirs, please do redeems starfields

            we will have to wait a few years to be sure

            The money isn't coming in anymore that's why they stopped investing
            >https://www.foxbusiness.com/markets/vanguard-joins-blackrock-rejecting-esg-proposals-shareholders

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              AAA these days take like 6 years to be made so we will have to wait atleast that to see what happens

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                This, we got a few more years of ESG funded titles still in the pipeline.
                Then when the economy recovers they might push ESG shit again anyway.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >he actually believes this as a game like Hyenas is being made
              you are being moronic on purpose right?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I doubt it
              If ESG dies, like 90% of corporations would double over because they're literal zombies held by free loans and business policies

              America would cease to exist as an economy if ESG is killed

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          yes sirs, please do redeems starfields

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          we will have to wait a few years to be sure

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          The mere existence of this game proves you wrong.
          So what is your point?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>Sega will die for this
      wont happen, when Hyena bombs the worst that will happen is CA will be shut down, Sega has too many cows to fall back on.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        What cows are those? Yakuza and Atlus?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Project Sekai
          Atlus games
          Yakuza
          Sonic

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I dont care what the character looks like, are they fun to play? That's all that matters. If they're top tier considered me trooned

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Galaxia - From Latin galaxiās, from Ancient Greek γαλαξίας (galaxías, “milky”), from γάλα (gála, “milk”).

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hero arena shooter
    >'lock' heroes
    Why?

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >almost $900M
    Jesus Christ.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Source?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        His ass

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hero shooters with ugly character designs

    Flop, the soulless execs chasing trends don't understand the women on twitter who praise these designs don't actually play the games. They quietly go load up overwatch and put on a loose mercy skin.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hero shooters with ugly character designs
      Worked for apex

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    MAJOR Lawbreakers vibes.
    Deja vu, even.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      But Lawbreakers was a decent hero shooter, unlike this ESG abortion of a game

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How come that projects like this gets greenlighted? I mean, how come that NO ONE at Sega or CA raised their hands during the early stages of development and said that this looks absolutely horrible, that all recent hero arena shooters have failed and that nobody wants to play as a bunch of dragqueens, trannies and soiboys?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody wants to be that guy who says the characters are ugly because it makes them look bad. Ironically it's the same shit with women asking you if that dress makes them look fat or bad. If men were honest with women, female suicide would skyrocket and never come down.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think its more that this type of game while clearly trying to capture a specific audience isnt actually made by them. This reeks of a high level comittee going "Market testing says drag queens currently get a lot of audience reaction" (good or bad reaction doesnt matter only engagement matters). So you get told to make a bunch of disjointed slop with no actual passion behind it.

        Like there are games made by the people this game is targeting that I dont like or find interesting in anyway but can tell someone on the team cared about it. I dont think anyone cares here.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bc meetings are filled with yes men who are rich and dont play video games anyways.

      They will just find a new job somewhere else after the conpany shits the bed and working at Sega looks good on the resume so who cares.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      A bunch of suits probably got together and decided they wanted this made years ago when these type of shooters were flavor of the year. Nobody along the way wanted to pull the plug and now they're stuck with a bad idea they've poured time and money into. Death is imminent.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      SEGA are suit boomers who gave a vague outline of what they want, the end goal being a cashcow.
      The nu-hires at CA are given too much creative control and the project is inoperable.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think the combination of western devs + eastern financing leads to a lot of breakdowns in communication. This same sort of thing happened between capcom (japs) and blue castle games (leafs) in making the dead rising sequels. I would bet the jap handler who checks in twice a year on this project is thinking "I don't get it, this would never sell in japan, but surely these guys wouldn't purposefully put out a turd."

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >join the -ack

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I chuckled

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >drag queen
    >her
    aren't drag queens supposed to be guys who identifies as guys but just crossdress?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a troony.

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The characters portrait are basedfacing
    You cannot make this shit up.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only the white ones, black ppl get to look cool.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      good noticing

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This looks like it was made by an AI trained exclusively on default reddit subs and twitter.

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well that definitely highlights how little you care about Total War or other Creative Assembly projects, this is a different team entirely. If anything Alien Isolation 2 or another game like that died for this, that's the team.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Then why did Warhammer take over a month to "hotfix" Kroxigors for Nakai?

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >troony character is locked from the get go
    ITS OVER HYENASISTERS, THE GAME DEAD ON ARRIVAL

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    war warhammer died
    good. history was killed for troonyhammer in the first place. spress S to spit

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >troonyhammer
      rent free your wiener obsessed Black person

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        go back and rope yourself

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >tau and skaven are homosexuals
          Unsurprising

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          If your going to paint some flag colors on your models at least be a good paint please for the love of god. Trying to execute a rainbow correctly on a model is one of the hardest things you can do, your either trying to blend 7 colors together on a tiny surface or get very straight lines. It almost always looks like trash.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          now show some actual trannies in troonhammer fantasy. I'm waiting

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just love how historygays act like Warhammer somehow killed their beloved franchise when it was CA's incompetence that did it far before the introduction of Warhammer. They haven't made a good historical title since Shogun 2
      >Rome 2
      God fricking awful and the beginning of the end
      >Attila
      I like it but it's incredibly unoptimized and runs like shit.
      >Thrones of Britannia
      Complete and utter shit
      >Pharaoh
      Looks like a cheap Troy ripoff and will most likely be just as bad.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >They haven't made a good historical title since Shogun 2
        frick off volound

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you shouldn't care what a character looks like. it's all about the gameplay!
    >gaming has too many white males, we must change that!

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >let's remake lawbreakers but go even harder on what people didn't like about that game

    simply epic

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hero Shooter game in 2023
    >Not free to play
    >Absolutely awful woke boring uninspired character design
    >Awful zoomer woke game design and terminology
    >only 8 characters
    This is another case of designing a game for literally nobody. There is literally no market or target demographic for this game even if it didn't look fricking garbage, its a completely dead genre, fricking TF2 is more popular than Overwatch.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hero Shooter
      Oh its worse than that
      Its the most moronic parts of extraction shooters and hero shooters glued together

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>Not free to play
      Is it really not free to play? Holy frick this is going to have like 100 players max day 1

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I could forgive a fricking RuPaul but commander Wright is just a seal of approval for Pozz

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    absolutely aids

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that this pretty much confirms that Space Marine 2 will be just as pozzed

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick do Hyenas and SM2 have in common?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why, did these make Space Marine 2?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        no
        >https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Saber_Interactive_games

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          What the frick do Hyenas and SM2 have in common?

          >no word about the publisher SEGA and it's ESG funded pozzed shit
          nice try Schlomo, better luck next time

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Powerful.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pure cringe. There really isn't a more appropriate word to describe it.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      is there a way to kill everyone involved with the project?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Their own brain will make them do it soon enough

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This seems like something the alt-right would make to satirize wokeness, yet it's (apparently) all supposed to be unironic.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's probably AI generated

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      One of the toughest heroes on the taint? Wtf is this gay shit?

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to bully and FRICK Digits

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You slay gurl !!!

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post the article

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ESG funded Battle Royale tax write-off

    Somebody check the investors at SEGA for insider trading please

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    shame because theres some fun unique gameplay elements judging from the trailers but nobody is going to care since the characters look ugly and obnoxious

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    And then some morons ask why politics in gaming sucks... Is not that politics in gaming sucks. It's your abhorrent current year California politics that sucks.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This picture doesn't even make any sense for the intent of comparing or complaining about characters in RPGs, its Critical Role fanart btw, because you just make your own character in DnD. You don't need to play as dumb pozzed races like Tiefling, though some homosexual always will, if you want to be human then its easy to just do that. All my DnD characters are always racist to those races, tieflings, drow, elves, genasi, dragonborn, any half breeds, halflings, gnomes, etc.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why are they all making weird faces at each other?
      It's like they're about to have an orgy or something.

  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Total War Medeival 3 and Total War Empire 2 died for warhammer
    >crybaby incel basement dwellers get Grace CA to quit
    >turn the franchise into DLC rape as they CONSOOM
    >still doesn't resolve their depression and anxiety
    >shitpost more on Ganker

  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >this courageus drag queen..
    >look to the top left
    >onions faces and Black folk

    people who pretend to care for these things dont even play games lmao

  34. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    war warhammer died for this

    Good, I was long tired of all these secondary homosexuals spouting le ebin Karl Franz memes for years while never owning a single model

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >secondary
      >actual canon media licensed by the ip owner

  35. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    ?feature=shared
    >Galaxia

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Venus>Galaxia

  36. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >game is called hyenas
    >no futa gnoll mommy
    why bother

  37. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >drag queen(black)
    >basedjak
    >nondescript black dude
    >latinx
    >basedjak(female variant)
    >nondescript powerful independent black woman
    >basedjak(zoomer variant)

    How is this real? Literally who thought this was a good idea?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>drag queen(black)
      Are you blind?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just look at that nose

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I take it that's a yes on the "blind" thing.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            No u tbh. He's obviously black

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Anon you are blind as frick.

  38. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    that's a man btw

  39. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    no sega is just giving its western stables an ultimatum either make woke junk or die, they already killed my boy company of heroes in february and now they coming for your games.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >either make woke junk or die
      >die or die
      Not much of a choice there.

  40. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >three of the eight expressions are soifaces
    this has to be a joke

  41. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I should make a list of hilariously out of touch corporate mandated shit games that utterly failed.
    One in particular that comes to mind is the Planetside PUBG clone that didn't even make it out of beta and took a massive amount of dev time and resources that could have kept their cash cow Planetside 2 far more profitable.

  42. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >drag queen
    >her
    These fricks are actually starting to erase gay culture. Drag queens are not the same thing as trannies.

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