TotK final undisputed review

>Graphics: SUBPAR
>Story: NOT BAD
>Gameplay: SAME AS BOTW (fun)
>Content: REPETITIVE
>Final Boss fight: DISAPPOINTING
>Final Cutscene: HILARIOUS

The atomic bomb explosion and surviving a fall from orbit in to water had me dying laughing. These squinty eyed bastards are too funny. Anyways, BotW was better. Still not a bad game. 7/10 stars.

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m going to have to disagree with you, dumb Polcel shud. The “squint eyed bastards” made an incredible game all around.

    Literal 9.8/10 from IGN and Gayming Magazine. The final cutscenes were perfect. The story and gameplay was an improvement to BotW’s already perfect game. The fact that Mineru is confirmed LGTBQIA+- is but one of these improvements.

    Stay mad, incel.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mental illness and troon content makes the game….LE PERFECT!

      Hahahahaha! No.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The atomic bomb explosion and surviving a fall from orbit in to water had me dying laughing. These squinty eyed bastards are too funny.
        Japan are basically the masters of making "so bad it's good" media. While this has some value in its own right, it prevents Japan from elevating the media we consume to a new level like western games and movies tend to do.

        REKT! Damn, I love being a channer!

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Japan are basically the masters of making "so bad it's good" media.
          Ya got that right

          >Western/Non-animeshit game: We want to tell a gripping tale with very human-feeling characters and engaging gameplay that keeps you on your toes 24/7.
          >Meanwhile, in Weebcoomerland: DOYYYIIIEEEE!!!!! SO DA 15 YEARU ORUDU BOI BECUM DA CHOZINU WANU AND HE GET GIRRFREND WHICH MAI SOOPERU SPESHERU OC DONUT STEERU MISAKIKOTAPAKITOCHISUMERODICHINGCHONG-KUN-CHAN-SAMA-SENPAI WHO IS AKSHUERRY GODESS!!!!! AND THEY DEEFEAT THE DARKU RORD OF DARKUNESS WIT DA POWA OF FRENSHIPPU!!!!
          Japan is the DeviantArt of the world istg

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Post of the year!

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think you fricking assraped that Nintendo SJW b***h.

        Good job my mans, Now those stupid fricking fanboys know not to mess with actual badasses who bully stupid games.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy frick.....
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      Nintendo, ToTK and their fans confirmed SJWS!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You stupid Nintendo frick! Ahahahahahahaha! Enjoy your SJW fricker game!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/IEVm3vJ.jpg

      >Graphics: SUBPAR
      >Story: NOT BAD
      >Gameplay: SAME AS BOTW (fun)
      >Content: REPETITIVE
      >Final Boss fight: DISAPPOINTING
      >Final Cutscene: HILARIOUS

      The atomic bomb explosion and surviving a fall from orbit in to water had me dying laughing. These squinty eyed bastards are too funny. Anyways, BotW was better. Still not a bad game. 7/10 stars.

      I agree that botw was better. Too much content but they kept botws minimalist rewards. If i do 200 sidequests i better be a fricking unit by the end of the game, instead i get a few extra hearts, some shops, lurelin village (which is great), a bad yiga move, and a few extra armour sets that dont compare too well to the ones you already have anyway.
      Hopefully in a third game they give us some actual rewards.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        armor sets is funny because they give you so much, but most are useless and everyone just plays as Fierce Deity Link cause he has the best look with best stats.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    for me, botw is better
    but i am very interested to learn about the zonai
    they were supposed to be the savage race who lived long ago, right? why are they portrayed so differently in totk?
    also, is the great plateau actually the founding place of hyrule (as in, where rauru and sonia actually had their castle, with the original temple of time that now floats in the sky)?
    i guess what rhoam says when we first meet him in botw now makes sense, plus the location of the new temple of time with a very different architecture could be a replacement for the one that now floats in the skies
    and what's the deal with hylia? i thought the leaks were supposed to be her, but turns out its sonia

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Y'all gotta remember that this is the same country that thinks designs like this are what the gaming populace wants in a high-budget AAA release.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I... I still don't know how designs like this got past QA... This shit would get laughed at and punted across the planet in any self-respecting media.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Japan is the country of porn addicts and pedophilia. That itself explains the whole lot.

        I’m going to have to disagree with you, dumb Polcel shud. The “squint eyed bastards” made an incredible game all around.

        Literal 9.8/10 from IGN and Gayming Magazine. The final cutscenes were perfect. The story and gameplay was an improvement to BotW’s already perfect game. The fact that Mineru is confirmed LGTBQIA+- is but one of these improvements.

        Stay mad, incel.

        Nintendo fanboys are here! And they're bringing their SJW shit over! Let's all laugh at them!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      so weird how people defend this game and design. Even if you're a coomer this design is shit

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Xenoblade 2 is the Ganker-certified most hated game of the 2010s for a reason. This is why we moved to the west for actual good games.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          frick off ACgay

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >so weird how people defend this game and design.
        They're immense porn addicts. XB2 is the modern-day Sonic 06. Basically all of Ganker only brings it up now to make fun of it, like they should.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Y'all gotta remember that this is the same country that thinks designs like this are what the gaming populace wants in a high-budget AAA release.

        There are literal essay-length posts going into all the problems this abomination of a game has...

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Xenoblade
      >AAA
      I wish.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I, as a fellow professional Chan-Critic, personally give this game a final rating of : So bad it's hilarious! So basically similar to you lol. Very hilarious post OP, proves why Ganker kicks ass!

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Legend of Zelda Tears of the Kingdom has lightning in a bottle and then let it all out at the very end, ruining the entire experience. As a transracial BtW woman, I was heart struck when Zelda sacrificed her mind and being to become a dragon. It seemed like a clear metaphor for my state of conscious at the time, with fear about the future that was ahead. I started crying. And then the next time I cried was when I was betrayed, when Zelda goes back to being a Hylian. Never in my life have I been backstabbed quite like this. Would I want to go back to being a black person? HELL NO, Zelda should’ve stayed a dragon to reaffirm transracial authenticity. And for that, I’m never playing a Nintendo again. They may trick you with their words of support but underneath it all is an archaic, traditionalist company that hates those who struggle.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Story: NOT BAD
    Please pick up a book or at least play hames that aren’t Nintendo games

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Me, personally? I see the story of ToTK as "So bad it's good", just like a great many other Japanese games.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        'so bad, it's good' refers to story with cheese and cornyiness.. but have charm.. like Sonic Adventure 2.

        TOTK story is all based on memories, that are boring and trash. There are interesting elements but they're still lame.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >'so bad, it's good' refers to story with cheese and cornyiness.. but have charm.. like Sonic Adventure 2.
          >dude.... what if sonic had an EVIL TWIN!!!! who was EDGY AND LISTENED TO LINKIN PARK!!!!!
          What was sega smoking when they came up with that plot lol fr

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sega was smokin hella boof back in the 2000s. It was the era where animes like Gayruto and homosexual Tail were considered the coolest shit ever lol. Glad we're all past it.

            so weird how people defend this game and design. Even if you're a coomer this design is shit

            It's mainly a eceleb named Enel and his discord buddies concensus cracking to defend this dogshit moeshit.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alright! Just invited some anon buds over to this thread. This gon be a good time...~

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Graphics: terrible
    They waste too much time and money trying to make things pretty, which makes the game run terrible. To say that it achieves 20 FPS would be generous, and that really hurts game pacing.

    >story: absolutely terrible
    Characters should never show any kind of feelings or emotions. Zelda deserved a tire iron to the face for daring to cry while doing nothing. I'm the hero, I'm the only one allowed to show agency in this world.

    >Gameplay: so/so
    No challenge = very little fun. Messing around is only worth so much until you realize the game stops putting up a front, and then it just becomes a walking simulator.

    >content: repetitive
    Can't argue here. Too many koroks and boring shrines.

    >final boss fight: horrible
    Sit in one place and press x for le epic cinematic. Same as BOTW, but somehow even more disappointing.

    >final cutscene: even worse
    I wanted Zelda to die. I was not given that. Disappointing finale.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I wanted Zelda to die. I was not given that. Disappointing finale.
      She didn't need to die, but the entire ending ruined the plot point of turning into a dragon, it was moronic and came out of nowhere. If she stayed a dragon it would have been better written, narratively.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    kino game

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you search for every totk criticism thread? totk is botw dlc get lost.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        kino ending

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          kino game

          >got btfo last thread
          >comes into this thread to seethe

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >projecting

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              You already tried this arthur. Nobody is buying your shtick this time.

              >who?
              That's what you're gonna reply with. You're that predictable.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Arthur is literally defending what Ganker universally considers the modern version of TORtanic. It's so fricking hilarious LOL!

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >projecting

            New thread, new strategy, shake it up a little.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    : NOT BAD
    The story was fricking awful, though?

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    can someone qrd me on who this arthur is

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      some boogeyman made up by shitposters

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this the ACgay thread?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, it's the discordtroony thread.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      some boogeyman made up by shitposters

      >Another day , another Tears of the Snoy thread
      can you imagine being cursed to make delay threads for the next 6+ years

      No, it's the discordtroony thread.

      Tendie used Whine Raiding!
      ...
      ...
      ...
      ...
      It had no effect on Badass Nintendo BTFOer Thread!

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Another day , another Tears of the Snoy thread
    can you imagine being cursed to make delay threads for the next 6+ years

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't TotK gained as much traction as BotW?

    When BotW released I know that for at least two years there were people jerking it non stop.

    However TotK was talked a lot for a few weeks then suddenly stopped being popular, as opposed to BotW.

    Is the game THAT worse?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lot of ppl here agree the game is so worst then botw

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I loved the game, but like BOTW it's not without faults. My biggest gripe with both games is the crappy reward structure. I dislike getting the strongest tools/powers at the start of the game with no real transformative milestones to progress toward. I was thinking they could have done an indestructible sled/skateboard tool so you can do it as much as you like. The classic hookshot is always a good reward too. The Master Sword should be a great reward, but again feels like a limp dick. The set bonuses for cool armors could be way more creative. For instance, Wind armor could increase the strength of wind effects, Twilight armor could give a wolf companion or transformation, Miners armor could add a wave attack for clearing massive rubble, big interesting things like that.

    As for the ole koroks and shrines: I didn't mind the koroks as much this time. It was amusing being able to play around with the backpack ones. They lightened my mood more often than not. Shrines on the other hand are once again pitiful. Some of them are just straight-up braindead wastes of time. Tedious load screen simulators. The game could be improved if half the shrines were taken out and the remaining half more fleshed out to be like dungeons. At least this time there was a lot of cool overworld cave and temple exploration to distract from the dull shrines. Hope they expand on that. Maybe the temple structures could be much more humongous and feature winding side paths that require attainable tools to progress through.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >TotK final undisputed review

    Imagine being so mentally ill and delusionally incapable of self-awareness that you actually think you are participating in some kind of definitive discussion about TotK on a hentai pedo image board on the ass-end of the internet.

    TotK will still be considered a masterpiece and one of the greatest games of time, by the entirety of Planet Earth, when you wake up tomorrow.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >could've let the thread die, as it was on page 10
      >decide to bump it for no reason

      ??????

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