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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will there be a Skyrim planet

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >troonydevs, poojeets and "game JoUrNaLisTs" are incompetent fricks
    More news at 5.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think this article might be fake.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://www.forbes.com/sites/paultassi/2023/06/12/i-dont-even-understand-how-starfield-exists/amp/

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >this article
      Did you miss that every article now is:
      >BOLD HEADLINE
      >Identical headline
      >This is the exact same headline a fricking third time.

      'News' is literally all machine generated spam. Even the homosexual OP post. And mods are either payed to post it or are fricking morons. Every single thread has the same variety of troll OP.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand either, who thought it was a good idea?

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't Ganker make fun of game journalism?

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Modern video games technology, how does it work?????

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where's the article for Gollum?

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    "journalists" write shit like this and then wonder why they are being replaced by AI

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >article has 200,000 views
    Journalism is fricking toast lol

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's a Paul Tassi article

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this what the next generation of games journalism is gonna look like

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The ability not just to dogfight other ships in space, but board those ships, taking out their interior crew and then claiming the entire ship as your own. This translates to becoming a pirate yourself and raiding civilian vessels. Raiding them for sandwiches, if you want.
    Elite Dangerous BTFO. Toddsama is based

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      sounds like that would be pretty fun to do with actual people

      too bad it's single player

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Multiplayer starfish will come out after the inevitable VR version and the mobile phone spin off.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        frick other people

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The ability not just to dogfight other ships in space, but board those ships
      >See that mountain? You can climb it
      Skyrim with guns in space!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is that much different from AssCreed Black Flag?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Warframe added this and it was the worst thing they ever added until the next thing they added.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >So many articles starting with "I can't understand " and "nobody understands" recently
    It's illarious how they can't even hire being ignorant imbeciles anymore

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >HOW IS [normal game] REAL OMG??!
    I hate this the new journo meta

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    But how can games be real if our eyes aren't real?

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't even understand how they expect me to buy it. To play but. Or to even pirate it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >only attack homosexual can muster against the game is: there are blacks
      lmao

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        but my race is already made too much harm to black community.. this game is clearly should be given to them as a safe space from whities. this is not made for you, bigot, get over it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      NIGS
      IN
      SPACE

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Paul Tassi going to be the Patricia Hernandez of the 2020s?

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I don't eve-
    Kill journos. Behead journos. Roundhouse kick a journo into the concrete. Slam dunk a journo baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy journos. Defecate in a journo comment section. Launch journos into the sun. Stir fry journos in a wok. Toss journos posters into active volcanoes. Urinate into a journo poster thread. Judo throw journo into a wood chipper. Twist journo head off. Report journos to the IRS.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick do people basedface when journalists who don't play games go "SIRS HOW DID THEY DO IT I DONT UNDERSTAND"?

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    To be fair, it doesn't.

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