>>you’re the best Pokémon player of all time >you look like a sub-5 unfrickable freak
Wolfey is the GOAT and he's at least a 7. His fat ugly Black person lips set him back a point unfortunately
Wolfey is a flash in the pan that turned into a C-list youtube celebrity. Michaelderbeste has dominated showdown for years and has unmatched knowledge and expertise. There really is no comparison.
The level of expertise required ist much higher on showdown than on VGC. Showdown is really what competitive Pokémon should be about and michael is the undisputed greatest of all time in that.
>ist
Hello, Michaelderbeste . You're an ugly homosexual and your israeli master Wolfe Glick has more talent in his left testicle than you have all together
The level of expertise required ist much higher on showdown than on VGC. Showdown is really what competitive Pokémon should be about and michael is the undisputed greatest of all time in that.
>ist
Hello, Michaelderbeste . You're an ugly homosexual and your israeli master Wolfe Glick has more talent in his left testicle than you have all together
Wolfe benefits from being a solid 5 in a sea of 'professional gamers', people who don't even groom themselves for the single day out of the year they go in public
He's slim, he looks like he grooms himself (well kept beard and his hair doesn't look greasy), doesn't turbo sperg in front of women and isn't bald. He's a chad in comparison to the average pokétard who look like MewtwoKing but fat.
Idk about OP but I got braces this year, and I'm scheduling lasix to get my eyes fixed, and I've been hitting the gym 4 times a week since last October.
>best player of all time
Like retroactively? How am I gonna trade into oppressively bad looks if my newfound talent is "can google copy paste teams everyone uses"
There’s much more that goes into being the best showdown player of all time
>best player of all time
Like retroactively? How am I gonna trade into oppressively bad looks if my newfound talent is "can google copy paste teams everyone uses"
no
but i dont care about looks, and Im saying this as a 10/10 dude, looks don't matter at all in this troony world. anyone can have sex, what does "unfrickable" even mean in a prostitutessa AIDS asociety?
Everyone is unfrickable, even people that look good turn me off because their personalities are weak as shit.
If anything being ugly and looking abortious HELPS with being hit on by others, unironically i've even been told this is how many people act but im not gonna elaborate further.
Anyway being good at pokemon mainline isnt a good enough reason to look like this shit and besides, looks are a reflection of your self, so
Because they are dull, empty beings whose only interest is sex, to start with
On top of that they are rejected eternally for looking like shit
It's how the world works. Looks matter but they matter not as a tool to be liked by others. It's a much more serious discourse if i have to get into it
y'know i'm already pretty ugly but i'm not this bad
i guess having some sort of actual talent but ugly would be preferable to being below-average but even more useless
Guys,do you think he stand a chance to slip into her buttcrack if he played the cards correctly? They are basically made for each other,they would pretty much look like the average amateur porn couple you'd see on pornhub
Being the best Pokémon player of all time is definitely something you can talk to women in conventions about. Nerdy women LOVE pokemon and are usually less shallow than men about looks. Just shower properly, wear good clothes, put on some cologne and speak about your passion, and some girl will dig you enough for it. Don't be pushy, tho.
>bad thing BUT bad thing
no
I am uglier than that so it's an improvement on all fronts.
No
I don't even play the games anymore, only give a shit about some of the Pokemon.
>>you’re the best Pokémon player of all time
>you look like a sub-5 unfrickable freak
Wolfey is the GOAT and he's at least a 7. His fat ugly Black person lips set him back a point unfortunately
Wolfey is a flash in the pan that turned into a C-list youtube celebrity. Michaelderbeste has dominated showdown for years and has unmatched knowledge and expertise. There really is no comparison.
>h-he's the heckin' goat on the candyland fanfic site!
yeah ok buddy
The level of expertise required ist much higher on showdown than on VGC. Showdown is really what competitive Pokémon should be about and michael is the undisputed greatest of all time in that.
>ist
Hello, Michaelderbeste . You're an ugly homosexual and your israeli master Wolfe Glick has more talent in his left testicle than you have all together
Kek
Michael caught with his pants down
Wolfe benefits from being a solid 5 in a sea of 'professional gamers', people who don't even groom themselves for the single day out of the year they go in public
He's slim, he looks like he grooms himself (well kept beard and his hair doesn't look greasy), doesn't turbo sperg in front of women and isn't bald. He's a chad in comparison to the average pokétard who look like MewtwoKing but fat.
why does he refuse to admit he cheats when he's gotten busted several times now?
Why would he?
>injecting is cheating
Only shitters with no tournament wins think this
I'm already an unfrickable sub5 freak so i'll take it
Imagine being a woman and letting that thing propagate its genes inside you
He isn't all that ugly though, he just needs braces to correct his hillbilly smile, a good haircut, contact lenses, a bath and well fitting clothes
when are you going to do these things mikey?
Idk about OP but I got braces this year, and I'm scheduling lasix to get my eyes fixed, and I've been hitting the gym 4 times a week since last October.
gen 1 randomizer is the only meta that matters in competitive pokemon
Who
He could be normal looking if he ditched the pedostache and goatee
Would you let him frick you if you were a woman?
There’s much more that goes into being the best showdown player of all time
>best player of all time
Like retroactively? How am I gonna trade into oppressively bad looks if my newfound talent is "can google copy paste teams everyone uses"
no
but i dont care about looks, and Im saying this as a 10/10 dude, looks don't matter at all in this troony world. anyone can have sex, what does "unfrickable" even mean in a prostitutessa AIDS asociety?
Everyone is unfrickable, even people that look good turn me off because their personalities are weak as shit.
If anything being ugly and looking abortious HELPS with being hit on by others, unironically i've even been told this is how many people act but im not gonna elaborate further.
Anyway being good at pokemon mainline isnt a good enough reason to look like this shit and besides, looks are a reflection of your self, so
> i dont care about looks, and Im saying this as a 10/10 dude, looks don't matter at all
Kek it writes itself
How come you never hear a disheveled 5’6 sub5 with a tooth gap say that looks don’t matter? Gtfo
Because they are dull, empty beings whose only interest is sex, to start with
On top of that they are rejected eternally for looking like shit
It's how the world works. Looks matter but they matter not as a tool to be liked by others. It's a much more serious discourse if i have to get into it
>sub5s are rejected eternally for looking like shit
>looks don’t matter as a tool to be liked by others
Choose one
I'll take it, top VGC players are winning stupid money. Nobody is unfrickable if you put enough money
Where's the upside?
Competitive pokemon is unspeakably gay. I have regular (gay) sex. I would not make this trade.
I'd rather be circumcised again.
y'know i'm already pretty ugly but i'm not this bad
i guess having some sort of actual talent but ugly would be preferable to being below-average but even more useless
Im already fricking gorgeous but im also autistic so im never gonna get a gf tbh
Looks exactly how you’d expect, dysgenic
Someone link him this thread
Guys,do you think he stand a chance to slip into her buttcrack if he played the cards correctly? They are basically made for each other,they would pretty much look like the average amateur porn couple you'd see on pornhub
No
It’s more likely that he troons out than that the sleeps with someone like picrelated
God her buttcrack must smell like strawberry and chocolate, what i would give to get a taste of that rear end ,damn
brutal
but he wouldnt be so good if he wasnt a sub5
this is just jestermaxxing but on a thing no woman would ever care about lmfao
he look israelitey
He looks like he would get upset about 59 frames per second
not if he’s a poketurd
Being the best Pokémon player of all time is definitely something you can talk to women in conventions about. Nerdy women LOVE pokemon and are usually less shallow than men about looks. Just shower properly, wear good clothes, put on some cologne and speak about your passion, and some girl will dig you enough for it. Don't be pushy, tho.