Trade offer

>you’re the best Pokémon player of all time
BUT
>you look like a sub-5 unfrickable freak

Do you take it?

Unattended Children Pitbull Club Shirt $21.68

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >bad thing BUT bad thing
    no

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am uglier than that so it's an improvement on all fronts.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No

    I don't even play the games anymore, only give a shit about some of the Pokemon.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>you’re the best Pokémon player of all time
    >you look like a sub-5 unfrickable freak
    Wolfey is the GOAT and he's at least a 7. His fat ugly Black person lips set him back a point unfortunately

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wolfey is a flash in the pan that turned into a C-list youtube celebrity. Michaelderbeste has dominated showdown for years and has unmatched knowledge and expertise. There really is no comparison.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >h-he's the heckin' goat on the candyland fanfic site!
        yeah ok buddy

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The level of expertise required ist much higher on showdown than on VGC. Showdown is really what competitive Pokémon should be about and michael is the undisputed greatest of all time in that.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >ist
            Hello, Michaelderbeste . You're an ugly homosexual and your israeli master Wolfe Glick has more talent in his left testicle than you have all together

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The level of expertise required ist much higher on showdown than on VGC. Showdown is really what competitive Pokémon should be about and michael is the undisputed greatest of all time in that.

        >ist
        Hello, Michaelderbeste . You're an ugly homosexual and your israeli master Wolfe Glick has more talent in his left testicle than you have all together

        Kek
        Michael caught with his pants down

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wolfe benefits from being a solid 5 in a sea of 'professional gamers', people who don't even groom themselves for the single day out of the year they go in public

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's slim, he looks like he grooms himself (well kept beard and his hair doesn't look greasy), doesn't turbo sperg in front of women and isn't bald. He's a chad in comparison to the average pokétard who look like MewtwoKing but fat.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why does he refuse to admit he cheats when he's gotten busted several times now?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why would he?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >injecting is cheating
        Only shitters with no tournament wins think this

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm already an unfrickable sub5 freak so i'll take it

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being a woman and letting that thing propagate its genes inside you

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He isn't all that ugly though, he just needs braces to correct his hillbilly smile, a good haircut, contact lenses, a bath and well fitting clothes

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        when are you going to do these things mikey?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Idk about OP but I got braces this year, and I'm scheduling lasix to get my eyes fixed, and I've been hitting the gym 4 times a week since last October.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gen 1 randomizer is the only meta that matters in competitive pokemon

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He could be normal looking if he ditched the pedostache and goatee

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Would you let him frick you if you were a woman?

      >best player of all time
      Like retroactively? How am I gonna trade into oppressively bad looks if my newfound talent is "can google copy paste teams everyone uses"

      There’s much more that goes into being the best showdown player of all time

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >best player of all time
    Like retroactively? How am I gonna trade into oppressively bad looks if my newfound talent is "can google copy paste teams everyone uses"

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no
    but i dont care about looks, and Im saying this as a 10/10 dude, looks don't matter at all in this troony world. anyone can have sex, what does "unfrickable" even mean in a prostitutessa AIDS asociety?
    Everyone is unfrickable, even people that look good turn me off because their personalities are weak as shit.
    If anything being ugly and looking abortious HELPS with being hit on by others, unironically i've even been told this is how many people act but im not gonna elaborate further.

    Anyway being good at pokemon mainline isnt a good enough reason to look like this shit and besides, looks are a reflection of your self, so

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > i dont care about looks, and Im saying this as a 10/10 dude, looks don't matter at all

      Kek it writes itself
      How come you never hear a disheveled 5’6 sub5 with a tooth gap say that looks don’t matter? Gtfo

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because they are dull, empty beings whose only interest is sex, to start with
        On top of that they are rejected eternally for looking like shit

        It's how the world works. Looks matter but they matter not as a tool to be liked by others. It's a much more serious discourse if i have to get into it

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >sub5s are rejected eternally for looking like shit
          >looks don’t matter as a tool to be liked by others
          Choose one

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll take it, top VGC players are winning stupid money. Nobody is unfrickable if you put enough money

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where's the upside?

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Competitive pokemon is unspeakably gay. I have regular (gay) sex. I would not make this trade.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd rather be circumcised again.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    y'know i'm already pretty ugly but i'm not this bad
    i guess having some sort of actual talent but ugly would be preferable to being below-average but even more useless

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Im already fricking gorgeous but im also autistic so im never gonna get a gf tbh

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looks exactly how you’d expect, dysgenic
    Someone link him this thread

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Guys,do you think he stand a chance to slip into her buttcrack if he played the cards correctly? They are basically made for each other,they would pretty much look like the average amateur porn couple you'd see on pornhub

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s more likely that he troons out than that the sleeps with someone like picrelated

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      God her buttcrack must smell like strawberry and chocolate, what i would give to get a taste of that rear end ,damn

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    brutal
    but he wouldnt be so good if he wasnt a sub5
    this is just jestermaxxing but on a thing no woman would ever care about lmfao

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he look israelitey

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He looks like he would get upset about 59 frames per second

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      not if he’s a poketurd

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Being the best Pokémon player of all time is definitely something you can talk to women in conventions about. Nerdy women LOVE pokemon and are usually less shallow than men about looks. Just shower properly, wear good clothes, put on some cologne and speak about your passion, and some girl will dig you enough for it. Don't be pushy, tho.

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