trash ass fricking garbage game

TRASH This game is fricking garbage, they really sold this fricking shit on the 3D alone huh?

>fly right through powerups, heals
>HURP DURP DIDNT PICK UP
>shoot double lasers at 100000 taps per second with reticle on top of enemy that fits 90% of screen
>HURP DURP GUESS YOU MISSED
>no where near attack, object, etc
>HURP DURP GUESS YOU GOT HIT AND LOST HALF YOUR HP
>your not near this wall at all
>HURP YOU GOT HIT
>LOL HERES AN ATTACK FROM BEHIND
>LOL ALL THE POWERUPS ARE BEFORE THE CHECKPOINT
>LOL CHECKPOINT PUTS YOU RIGHT INTO CHAOTIC SHIT BEFORE YOU CAN EVEN MOVE
>LOL HERES A BOSS WITH SUBATOMIC SIZED HITBOXED ON 6 PANELS THAT OPEN FOR A NANOSECOND WITH UNAVOIDABLE ATTACKS RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM
>LOL SAID MINISCULE HITBOX NEED PRECISION AIMING BUT WE FORCE YOU INTO THIRD PERSON MODE CAUSE ITS FUNNY LOL
>LOL ANCIENT ARCADE ASS LIVE BULLSHIT. GO BACK TO START OF GAME, GUES YOU GOTTA PICK UP THOSE POWERUPS AND HEALS WE WONT REGISTER FOR YOU, GUESS YOU GOTTA SHOOT THOSE ENEMIES THAT WONT REGISTER HITS ON, GUESS YOU GOTTA DODGE THOSE THINGS THAT HIT YOU EVEN IF YOUR ARWING IS 17 FEET OFF THE SCREEN INTO YOUR NEIGHBORS LIVING ROOM

fricking TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHH

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    obviously mad cause bad

    the real reason the game is hard to play is because of the poor frame rate

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah all video games are perfect flawless masterpieces without any design or technical issues at all, its just the players fault that the game doesnt register picking up powerups despite clipping right through them

      hurr durr durrrrrrr

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >its just the players fault

        yes

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >without any design or technical issues at all
        Why is it always Nintendo games you see this level of cope?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        works on my machine

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just extremely mad rambling. The usual low quality stuff.

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    FILTERED

    Don't worry, it filtered me too. Just play the superior 64 game

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      le epic may may to deflect criticism xdddd

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        homie no one reads your green text wall the way your thread starts

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    You cant even play star fox you gay. Put your SNES back wherever you found it and never touch it again .

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bitter angry zoomer has meltdown, posts forced weak bait about popular beloved game, again
    I seriously don't understand why you even typed all that crap out *even as bait*.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      You cant even play star fox you gay. Put your SNES back wherever you found it and never touch it again .

      homie no one reads your green text wall the way your thread starts

      >its just the players fault

      yes

      >balding soiboy boomer angry that someone doesnt like his nostalgia trip piece of shit that runs at 3 fps and has horrendous hit detection

      defaulting to the "must be a zoomer who doesnt like difficulty/hard games." I've played and beaten hard games, I love banging my head on walls to beat hard games.

      This ain't a hard games due to skill; it's moronicly fricking broken to the point of being unplayable.

      "youre just mad cuz filtered cuz bad get good zoomer wants easy mode longcat firing muh lazer numa numa rickroll xd memes"

      I have already laid out the objectively brokenness of the game. Flying right through heals, powerups, etc and it not registering is not "ur bad lol" its B-R-O-K-E-N

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        works on my machine

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        kirby isn't hard son

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >This ain't a hard games due to skill; it's moronicly fricking broken to the point of being unplayable.

        Why is it easy for me though?? Are you playing on an imperfect emulator that injects a lot of small glitches into it or something? Or maybe you're just... playing badly?

        I mean none of the "broken" stuff you're complaining about happened to me when I played (on real hardware)... or if it did, it was small enough that I barely noticed it and immediately discarded it from my memory as the irrelevancy that it was. Do you have something wrong with your eyes maybe? I don't know. You're certainly unpleasant, regardless of what the reason is.

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you're having a hard time on the easy route, you haven't seen anything yet. Go back and try the hard route and then report back to us. You're not going to have a good time, just do it for shits and giggles.

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >they really sold this fricking shit on the 3D alone huh?
    Well yeah, but it's not as bad as you make it out to be. Where'd you learn to fly?

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    stop making anti nintendo threads, fatty. They are too obvious at this point.

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

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  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Has a zoomer ever been F I L T E R E D this hard on /vr/ before?

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you wanna play baby fantasy shit, go play Space Harrier

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      space harrier is way harder than star fox

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    reminder that Ganker shitpost threads are ok if it's about nintendo games

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    TRASH fricking fricking shit
    >CHAOTIC SHIT
    >ASS BULLSHIT
    fricking TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHH

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I tried it on Switch online and couldn't get past the framerate. I'm not stickler for graphics but it was legit 10 FPS max.

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    After Burner on the Genesis is better than Star Fox.

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