You people are the biggest slop eating cows of any generation.
You know that guy who only likes sci-fi because he wants to shoot cool laser guns and bang hot blue alien women? THIS IS THAT GAME. The guy just wants to shoot the fireball wand and bang the blue haired druid bears. Every character is horny, yet this game has worse writing than a 3d porn visual novel. You can tell this was written by 96 writers at the same time. I can't put in words, but all of the characters have this social butterfly/socialite vibe to them. Like they were all made specifically to intermingle for cheap entertainment. Trashy reality tv show is the best description. There is no diffuse social order anywhere. Everyone is in a team. It's marvel. Their personalities and motivations are in the extreme end of serving the audience's low iq expectations. Fanfics syndrome. Also the characters aren't really distinct people. They are just members of a team. Team blue and team red
>team blue is cooler than team red bc we have sass *snaps fingers*
>nuh uh team red is better bc we have attitude *folds arms in an extravagant pose*
THAT IS YOU
Religious worship? It's just a youth club for juveniles to pick their favorite hero guy/boss babe and socialize with each other (sex). Worshiping Shar is just like hogwarts!
I can't take any institution seriously in this game. Everything and everyone in this game is an unintended caricature.
It's like a bowl of sugar and milk. moron consoomer anon gives it a rating of 5/5 "best cuisine I ever had my ooonly coomplaint is it needed more sugar".
THIS IS THE GAME YOU PEOPLE LIKE. THAT IS THE EXTENT OF YOUR IQ. YOU ARE THE IDIOTS DEPICTED IN THE MOVIE IDIOCRACY. REMEMBER THAT.
didn't read, take meds OP
Do you think he cried when selling off 30% of his company to Tencent?
pasta la vista
Dunning-Kruger: the post
come back when you're over 18
Mentioning dunning kruger automatically makes your claim the one of a moron. No exceptions.
>reddit phrases
Swen really brainally raped zoomers with the turn-based shit kek. They know nothing else but Soulsslop
>>team blue is cooler than team red bc we have sass *snaps fingers*
>>nuh uh team red is better bc we have attitude *folds arms in an extravagant pose*
holy shit this is accurate in a strangely and badly worded way. even the character creation screen is literally like that. all the classes do their stupid atypical pose of what they are supposed to be and everyone wants to be a archetype personality. baldurs gate 3 is a game for histrionics. thats the word youre looking for op
That's exactly the word I was looking for thank you. But an even bigger issue with the writing is that nothing has any consequence or
gravity or permanence whatsoever. Get tortured for centuries by a devil? That's okay once I free you, you'll be happy jovial little gold dwarf. Your centuries of torment is just a cute personality quirk "haha" LMAOOOOOOOO
Edit: thanks for the gold kind stranger
you are right, however this thread will be filled with seething shills, swearing their loyalty to a Chinese company that doesn’t even know they exist.
stop samegayging or I will call the janny
I didn't read this post but you should probably take your pills.
Seethe, fabio
Starfield is dead
Starfield is garbage and no one should pay for it.
Same goes to Badur's Gate 3
Baldur's Gate 3 is the best rpg there is and the game of the decade. This is an objective fact. Being a contrarian homosexual about it doesn't make you look cool or smart, zoomer.
OP dismantled your shit game, get some taste
No, he(who am I kidding, its you, samegay) just wrote an incoherent schizo babble that might as well have been written by a ChatGPT without addressing any of the game's actual flaws.
You say my op is shizo babble but you are paranoid and attack anyone agreeing with me as samegayging. I addressed the flaw with the writing, even if my post is a ramble.
Your insults basically epitomize reddit attitudes that make that place an echo chamber. I make coherent, comprehensible points, yet you put your fingers in your ears and incredulously pretend I just don't make any sense.
>buggy
>unfinished & frontloaded
>WEG
>shilled by literal bots
>sponsored by chinks
lo and behold, GOTY according to Ganker
You are rambling but you are essentially correct.
This game is a digital theme park, basically made for the audience that wants to walk around and touch the hecking darth vader's lightsaber or interact with the hecking iron man.
I'll admit I did ramble but what I said was an authentic raw reaction to the game while the credits roll in alt-tab. Trashy reality tv show is the metaphor
I'm going for but theme park also works. Because not one character is incomprehensible to me in this game. Certain groups and people should be so
magical and mysterious to us as to defy any mold we are used to. But everyone gives off this vibe like they are regular resident of san francisco but in costumes. Baldurs gate even has a news media outlet with your typical nosy journalist trope type lol. After a while I started wondering if the city had a starbucks.
what did you expect when marvel and George r r shartin are considered art
>But everyone gives off this vibe like they are regular resident of san francisco but in costumes.
True, only reason I didn't even try the game was because it just seemed so fricking fake
>After a while I started wondering if the city had a starbucks.
Kekd
>having woke homosexuals in the game is ok because they they aren’t invincible
>this makes the game not woke guys, we promise
>You people are the biggest slop eating cows of any generation.
have a bump, OP
I appreciate when other anons speak truth to the unwashed masses
SER DO THE NEEDFUL AND BUY THE STARFIELD
I did just buy this game very recently, mostly to play multiplayer, but...
Goddamn, almost every party member has been an incredibly insufferable c**t, though the githyanki chick is a c**t in the endearing way. Probably the only character i like so far.
havent touched this game yet planning on replaying again bg1+2 before playing 3. I know none of you homosexuals ever touched bg 1+2. and i know most the praise and hype is nothing but cutscene watching moviegame plebs who literally dont play video games,
cant wait to finally play it in a year, and tear this trash game apart, apparently core class functions are fundamentally broken and they havent bothered to try to fix it yet , and like the 3rd act is a fricking train wreck?
From what I've heard, Act 3 is very obviously unfinished, full of cut content, and horrendously optimized in general.
>I know none of you homosexuals ever touched bg 1+2
I tried playing bg1 last year but it was just old trash so I dropped it in the first 30 minutes.
I stand by what I said that the writing is trashy and on par with a WEG for woke audiences, bg3 does have it's pros. For one, the graphics for the environments is beautiful. Many scenes and views inspire awe and wonder.
I played with the full cast up until act 3 before getting fricked upside down by a soft-lock bug. Had to restart my entire playthrough. This time only taking with me Astrian, Shadowheart and Minthara because everyone else was fricking annoying and obnoxious. Ended up RP'ing my own story and characters for the game.
Once you get the Helmet of Arcane Acuity and Band of the Mystic Scoundrel you basically become unstoppable if you aren't completely braindead. Give your caster two lightcrossbows. Take level 3 in rogue for the extra bonus action. A bunch of level in sorcerer so you can metamagic shinanigans and cap off with maybe some warlock levels. Get the level 1 spell command. No concentration. Every turn your caster shoots the handcrossbows, and can cast two spells. With metamagic quickening you can cast even more per round. The arcane acuity makes command nigh unsavable by even boss types with legendary resistance/saving throws. Level 1 spell.
metamagic twinspells upcast command to halt entire enemy squad every round with 90% chance. Shuffle some lockets and shields and staffs that in the game restore spell slots, and you can have your caster shutdown every encounter with plenty of juice to recharge and keep going between rests. I swap these spell slot restoring items in battle because I'm mostly using bonus actions for casting command and shooting crossbows for acuity. I have never even tried haste because I didn't need it, but it would make this even stupider.
It's better than 1 and 2 in every way.
baldurs gay looks shitty. make a videogame based on the Toon tabletop game and let me fricking PLAP Babs. ok peace
>You know that guy who only likes sci-fi because he wants to shoot cool laser guns and bang hot blue alien women? THIS IS THAT GAME.
Sold. You couldn't have shilled for BG3 in a better way than this.
Such a shame people like you reproduce.
didn't read, bg3 cope posting is getting boring, you're such a genius for not liking popular thing, we get it, shut up you fat fricking moron
My IQ was officially measured to be 145. The only moron here is you for being lobotomized into enjoying slop.
and yet, here you are
>Every character is horny,
Yeah that's the human condition.
>fr fr time to rape some human women no cap
>Still unironically defending games like troonygate 3.
/v/, being the suckers they are, fell for one of the biggest shill campaigns in gaming history.
im sure the sex scenes gave them many millions of dollars and made their funding of the development of those scenes entirely worth it
sex sells, always has always win
Only if it's from westoids though, if it's from japan then it's degenerate and problematic!
Every single creature and even void entities in the game are gay/bi. Straight characters are something of an oddity and the few times they are presented, it's some slapstick silly event of a dysfunctional relationship. This game made me homophobic seeing the agenda played out so blatantly.
sers...
I like OPs post because it gives me mid 00s forum vibes
Didn't read, mald harder zoomer
yes anon this place is 90% zoomers they are all moronic normalgays
Meds
didn't read but you sound like a malding troony
Like this one?
yeah you sound just like that
Nice, so I get to voice characters in BG3
I do enjoy killing trannies in videogames, not many let you do it so I'm happy to have the opportunity in BG3.
Cheers m8. All for naught unfortunately since "gamers" will buy whatever is released to justify their expensive computers or be socially coerced into giving money to these trash companies.
>why are video games such shit and low quality?
Because morons keep buying them.
>troony samegayging
Pathetic
You're moronic. You have no argument so you name call. Gamers are like petulant preteen girls. Just spoiled nasty people.
stfu troony
Lol. It's your money you're wasting, moron. What happens when the next low quality offering becomes available after a months long ad campaign on Ganker? You'll follow your programming and purchase it. You'll wave your hand to dispell any notion that a game that requires day one updates is simply the product of being complex and not corporate greed cheap skating and corner cutting. How many pajeets in a call center utility closet does it take to make a AAA game these days?
Same with nu star wars. Is hilarious to see the seals clapping every time Haiden is brought back out of nowhere to play Anakin in a mindless moronic story
Only thing I ever liked about star wars was jar-jar. Hes like the right amount of moronic to make everything seem sensible. I can forgive Lucas for ruining it just for including mr binks.
Was this written by an AI? There's a lot of words without saying anything or substance. You wouldn't even guess it was written about BG3 were it not for the picture.
Sorry to hear that bro
Reminder.
Why do so many people defend this game as if criticizing it will cause the player count - which is still obscenely high, mind you - to suddenly drop to zero?
>Why do so many people defend the newest goyslop meant to push the globohomosexual agenda?
I fricking wonder.
Hi op.
You can't write a post without chatgpt.
You didnt even play the game.
Playing games is cheap entertainment.
If you think is something more you are moronic.
The whole game is built around you, institutions, characters and plot are just an excuse for you to act and that's because its a game and its not real.
Its a good game, but a game.
>guy accusing everyone of samegayging and using chatgpt does exactly that
of course the little weirdo rodents who defend baldur's gate 3 would resort to slimy tactics like this. and for what? a thread on Ganker?
Shhhhh, it's all they have in life. And their RGB keyboard and rig.
>Another autistic schizo trying to rile people up for attention
Just play the game if you want a friend simulator.
>work is built with consumer in mind
>it's bad!
???
>You didnt even play the game.
Cool
Show your numbers
oh starfield is besster
The motion capture means everybody is jigging around constantly while saying their lines and they look like a bunch of adrenaline junkies / tweakers.
>Muh starfield
>Muh baldur's gate 3
Both are shit for different reasons
What the frick is with the horrible texture pop-in? No other game I've played has it, except for Nier but that's because of the extremely low LOD setting.
Not reading that , have a nice day
El ogro de las americas