trashy reality tv show game gets 10/10

You people are the biggest slop eating cows of any generation.

You know that guy who only likes sci-fi because he wants to shoot cool laser guns and bang hot blue alien women? THIS IS THAT GAME. The guy just wants to shoot the fireball wand and bang the blue haired druid bears. Every character is horny, yet this game has worse writing than a 3d porn visual novel. You can tell this was written by 96 writers at the same time. I can't put in words, but all of the characters have this social butterfly/socialite vibe to them. Like they were all made specifically to intermingle for cheap entertainment. Trashy reality tv show is the best description. There is no diffuse social order anywhere. Everyone is in a team. It's marvel. Their personalities and motivations are in the extreme end of serving the audience's low iq expectations. Fanfics syndrome. Also the characters aren't really distinct people. They are just members of a team. Team blue and team red
>team blue is cooler than team red bc we have sass *snaps fingers*
>nuh uh team red is better bc we have attitude *folds arms in an extravagant pose*

THAT IS YOU

Religious worship? It's just a youth club for juveniles to pick their favorite hero guy/boss babe and socialize with each other (sex). Worshiping Shar is just like hogwarts!
I can't take any institution seriously in this game. Everything and everyone in this game is an unintended caricature.

It's like a bowl of sugar and milk. moron consoomer anon gives it a rating of 5/5 "best cuisine I ever had my ooonly coomplaint is it needed more sugar".

THIS IS THE GAME YOU PEOPLE LIKE. THAT IS THE EXTENT OF YOUR IQ. YOU ARE THE IDIOTS DEPICTED IN THE MOVIE IDIOCRACY. REMEMBER THAT.

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    didn't read, take meds OP

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you think he cried when selling off 30% of his company to Tencent?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        pasta la vista

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dunning-Kruger: the post
    come back when you're over 18

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mentioning dunning kruger automatically makes your claim the one of a moron. No exceptions.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >reddit phrases

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Swen really brainally raped zoomers with the turn-based shit kek. They know nothing else but Soulsslop

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>team blue is cooler than team red bc we have sass *snaps fingers*
    >>nuh uh team red is better bc we have attitude *folds arms in an extravagant pose*

    holy shit this is accurate in a strangely and badly worded way. even the character creation screen is literally like that. all the classes do their stupid atypical pose of what they are supposed to be and everyone wants to be a archetype personality. baldurs gate 3 is a game for histrionics. thats the word youre looking for op

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's exactly the word I was looking for thank you. But an even bigger issue with the writing is that nothing has any consequence or
      gravity or permanence whatsoever. Get tortured for centuries by a devil? That's okay once I free you, you'll be happy jovial little gold dwarf. Your centuries of torment is just a cute personality quirk "haha" LMAOOOOOOOO

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Edit: thanks for the gold kind stranger

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    you are right, however this thread will be filled with seething shills, swearing their loyalty to a Chinese company that doesn’t even know they exist.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      stop samegayging or I will call the janny

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't read this post but you should probably take your pills.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seethe, fabio
    Starfield is dead

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      stop samegayging or I will call the janny

      Starfield is garbage and no one should pay for it.
      Same goes to Badur's Gate 3

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Baldur's Gate 3 is the best rpg there is and the game of the decade. This is an objective fact. Being a contrarian homosexual about it doesn't make you look cool or smart, zoomer.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          OP dismantled your shit game, get some taste

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, he(who am I kidding, its you, samegay) just wrote an incoherent schizo babble that might as well have been written by a ChatGPT without addressing any of the game's actual flaws.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              You say my op is shizo babble but you are paranoid and attack anyone agreeing with me as samegayging. I addressed the flaw with the writing, even if my post is a ramble.

              Your insults basically epitomize reddit attitudes that make that place an echo chamber. I make coherent, comprehensible points, yet you put your fingers in your ears and incredulously pretend I just don't make any sense.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >buggy
    >unfinished & frontloaded
    >WEG
    >shilled by literal bots
    >sponsored by chinks
    lo and behold, GOTY according to Ganker

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You are rambling but you are essentially correct.
    This game is a digital theme park, basically made for the audience that wants to walk around and touch the hecking darth vader's lightsaber or interact with the hecking iron man.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll admit I did ramble but what I said was an authentic raw reaction to the game while the credits roll in alt-tab. Trashy reality tv show is the metaphor
      I'm going for but theme park also works. Because not one character is incomprehensible to me in this game. Certain groups and people should be so
      magical and mysterious to us as to defy any mold we are used to. But everyone gives off this vibe like they are regular resident of san francisco but in costumes. Baldurs gate even has a news media outlet with your typical nosy journalist trope type lol. After a while I started wondering if the city had a starbucks.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        what did you expect when marvel and George r r shartin are considered art

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >But everyone gives off this vibe like they are regular resident of san francisco but in costumes.
        True, only reason I didn't even try the game was because it just seemed so fricking fake

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >After a while I started wondering if the city had a starbucks.
        Kekd

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >having woke homosexuals in the game is ok because they they aren’t invincible
    >this makes the game not woke guys, we promise

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You people are the biggest slop eating cows of any generation.
    have a bump, OP
    I appreciate when other anons speak truth to the unwashed masses

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    SER DO THE NEEDFUL AND BUY THE STARFIELD

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I did just buy this game very recently, mostly to play multiplayer, but...
    Goddamn, almost every party member has been an incredibly insufferable c**t, though the githyanki chick is a c**t in the endearing way. Probably the only character i like so far.

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    havent touched this game yet planning on replaying again bg1+2 before playing 3. I know none of you homosexuals ever touched bg 1+2. and i know most the praise and hype is nothing but cutscene watching moviegame plebs who literally dont play video games,

    cant wait to finally play it in a year, and tear this trash game apart, apparently core class functions are fundamentally broken and they havent bothered to try to fix it yet , and like the 3rd act is a fricking train wreck?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      From what I've heard, Act 3 is very obviously unfinished, full of cut content, and horrendously optimized in general.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I know none of you homosexuals ever touched bg 1+2
      I tried playing bg1 last year but it was just old trash so I dropped it in the first 30 minutes.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I stand by what I said that the writing is trashy and on par with a WEG for woke audiences, bg3 does have it's pros. For one, the graphics for the environments is beautiful. Many scenes and views inspire awe and wonder.

      I played with the full cast up until act 3 before getting fricked upside down by a soft-lock bug. Had to restart my entire playthrough. This time only taking with me Astrian, Shadowheart and Minthara because everyone else was fricking annoying and obnoxious. Ended up RP'ing my own story and characters for the game.

      Once you get the Helmet of Arcane Acuity and Band of the Mystic Scoundrel you basically become unstoppable if you aren't completely braindead. Give your caster two lightcrossbows. Take level 3 in rogue for the extra bonus action. A bunch of level in sorcerer so you can metamagic shinanigans and cap off with maybe some warlock levels. Get the level 1 spell command. No concentration. Every turn your caster shoots the handcrossbows, and can cast two spells. With metamagic quickening you can cast even more per round. The arcane acuity makes command nigh unsavable by even boss types with legendary resistance/saving throws. Level 1 spell.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        metamagic twinspells upcast command to halt entire enemy squad every round with 90% chance. Shuffle some lockets and shields and staffs that in the game restore spell slots, and you can have your caster shutdown every encounter with plenty of juice to recharge and keep going between rests. I swap these spell slot restoring items in battle because I'm mostly using bonus actions for casting command and shooting crossbows for acuity. I have never even tried haste because I didn't need it, but it would make this even stupider.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's better than 1 and 2 in every way.

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    baldurs gay looks shitty. make a videogame based on the Toon tabletop game and let me fricking PLAP Babs. ok peace

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You know that guy who only likes sci-fi because he wants to shoot cool laser guns and bang hot blue alien women? THIS IS THAT GAME.
    Sold. You couldn't have shilled for BG3 in a better way than this.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Such a shame people like you reproduce.

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    didn't read, bg3 cope posting is getting boring, you're such a genius for not liking popular thing, we get it, shut up you fat fricking moron

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      My IQ was officially measured to be 145. The only moron here is you for being lobotomized into enjoying slop.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        and yet, here you are

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Every character is horny,
    Yeah that's the human condition.

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fr fr time to rape some human women no cap

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Still unironically defending games like troonygate 3.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      /v/, being the suckers they are, fell for one of the biggest shill campaigns in gaming history.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        im sure the sex scenes gave them many millions of dollars and made their funding of the development of those scenes entirely worth it
        sex sells, always has always win

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Only if it's from westoids though, if it's from japan then it's degenerate and problematic!

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Still unironically defending games like troonygate 3.

            Every single creature and even void entities in the game are gay/bi. Straight characters are something of an oddity and the few times they are presented, it's some slapstick silly event of a dysfunctional relationship. This game made me homophobic seeing the agenda played out so blatantly.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      /v/, being the suckers they are, fell for one of the biggest shill campaigns in gaming history.

      sers...

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like OPs post because it gives me mid 00s forum vibes

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't read, mald harder zoomer

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    yes anon this place is 90% zoomers they are all moronic normalgays

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Meds

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    didn't read but you sound like a malding troony

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Like this one?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah you sound just like that

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nice, so I get to voice characters in BG3

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I do enjoy killing trannies in videogames, not many let you do it so I'm happy to have the opportunity in BG3.

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cheers m8. All for naught unfortunately since "gamers" will buy whatever is released to justify their expensive computers or be socially coerced into giving money to these trash companies.
    >why are video games such shit and low quality?
    Because morons keep buying them.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >troony samegayging
      Pathetic

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're moronic. You have no argument so you name call. Gamers are like petulant preteen girls. Just spoiled nasty people.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          stfu troony

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Lol. It's your money you're wasting, moron. What happens when the next low quality offering becomes available after a months long ad campaign on Ganker? You'll follow your programming and purchase it. You'll wave your hand to dispell any notion that a game that requires day one updates is simply the product of being complex and not corporate greed cheap skating and corner cutting. How many pajeets in a call center utility closet does it take to make a AAA game these days?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Same with nu star wars. Is hilarious to see the seals clapping every time Haiden is brought back out of nowhere to play Anakin in a mindless moronic story

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Only thing I ever liked about star wars was jar-jar. Hes like the right amount of moronic to make everything seem sensible. I can forgive Lucas for ruining it just for including mr binks.

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was this written by an AI? There's a lot of words without saying anything or substance. You wouldn't even guess it was written about BG3 were it not for the picture.

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry to hear that bro

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do so many people defend this game as if criticizing it will cause the player count - which is still obscenely high, mind you - to suddenly drop to zero?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why do so many people defend the newest goyslop meant to push the globohomosexual agenda?
      I fricking wonder.

  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hi op.
    You can't write a post without chatgpt.
    You didnt even play the game.
    Playing games is cheap entertainment.
    If you think is something more you are moronic.
    The whole game is built around you, institutions, characters and plot are just an excuse for you to act and that's because its a game and its not real.
    Its a good game, but a game.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >guy accusing everyone of samegayging and using chatgpt does exactly that

      of course the little weirdo rodents who defend baldur's gate 3 would resort to slimy tactics like this. and for what? a thread on Ganker?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shhhhh, it's all they have in life. And their RGB keyboard and rig.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Another autistic schizo trying to rile people up for attention
        Just play the game if you want a friend simulator.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >work is built with consumer in mind
      >it's bad!

      ???

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You didnt even play the game.
      Cool
      Show your numbers

  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    oh starfield is besster

  34. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The motion capture means everybody is jigging around constantly while saying their lines and they look like a bunch of adrenaline junkies / tweakers.

  35. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Muh starfield
    >Muh baldur's gate 3
    Both are shit for different reasons

  36. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick is with the horrible texture pop-in? No other game I've played has it, except for Nier but that's because of the extremely low LOD setting.

  37. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not reading that , have a nice day

  38. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    El ogro de las americas

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