Trench Crusade

What's going on with this? It looks sick but the kickstarter was only for a few miniature sculpts so I'm not really sure if it's a full game or someone's art project

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was originally just a few minis but has since expanded and is now going to be a full wargame. There's a set of playtest rules floating out there somewhere last I checked.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/kajhoamisshzfxfvige66/Mercenaries.pdf?rlkey=uttdswrhjt6sx4fonde7k5onb&dl=0

      this just looks like some stat blocks

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >what if 40k but with extra dumb

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      not really familiar with this but it looks like 40k crossed with turnip28 (which was already very 40k-like)

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        gothic trench warfare with long robes, impractically large guns, and religious overtones is very 40k
        the artwork also seems very blanchitsu
        put some skulls and aquilas on the structures in this pic and it would look like an imperial guard defensive position

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >gothic trench warfare with long robes, impractically large guns, and religious overtones is very 40k
          only because 40k just ripped off other sci-fi at the time that did the same thing. having those elements doesn't make a game a "warhammer thing"
          this isn't a 40k thread go back to your general

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >this isn't a 40k thread
            NTA, but yes, it is.
            >go back to your general
            Or what? You're going to cry and shit yourself? Maybe you could use that as basing material for this garbage mudcore 40K clone.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              No, it clearly isn’t

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Incorrect. It clearly is. Most of this thread is just posts talking about 40K.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Only because you raided the thread

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Incorrect. Again. Would you like to make another attempt?
                Every thread about this game is just people saying it totally doesn't have anything in common with 40K while posting art that is clearly ripped off of 40K.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Only because you're a literal Black person raiding a thread like a falseflagging prostitute, 40kid.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >only because 40k just ripped off other sci-fi at the time that did the same thing.
            who was doing that before 40k?
            it's rather uncommon even today, with 40k being hugely influential - people tend to copy other parts of it
            40k certainly ripped tons of shit from other scifi (most notably dune) but i don't know who else was doing gothic religious trench warfare

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Rogue trooper obviously

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                i'm not very familiar with anything from 2000 AD but looking at pictures online that doesn't seem to be very gothic OR religious
                it does seem to have had a lot of influence on 40k though, along with judge dredd and probably everything else ever published in that magazine
                just not the kind of influence anon is alleging

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nemesis the warlock is and there are several things in warhammer directly ripped from it and history of the runestaff

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Nemesis the warlock
                never even heard of this one but it looks pretty sick
                it's certainly gothic but i don't see trench warfare
                >history of the runestaff
                this one seems MUCH closer, but as it's a novel i can't tell from a quick google search if it describes gothic architecture and cathedrals

                to be clear, i'm not saying 40k is some perfectly original israeliteel (there is nothing new under the sun) but that the specific aesthetic of devoutly religious conscripts dying in trenches dug at the feet of great cathedrals is a rather distinctive aspect of it

                anyway now i have some more shit to look up and read so that's cool

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                More like the artist of Nemesis the Warlock also worked for GW.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Do you mind to elaborate?

                Which one? It sounds like BS.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I suspect he's thinking of Pat Mills' writing The Redeemer.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                That was fifteen years later than Rogue Trader, that anon is stupid AF.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          in fairness to it, Blanche actually plays it (has a trench crusade warband painted up on his facebook) as does the guy that invented mordheim Tuomas.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the artwork also seems very Beksinski
          Fixed

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >here's my canned response meme image to prove you wrong
        This is literally 40K but without the comedy present in the early years that had a lasting effect on the franchise. The result is an even edgier and more boring setting.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          40k also has a wide variety of different types of things with different aesthetics in it. This is 40k with all the fun and interesting parts filed off.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        got em

        Thanx anon needed a giggle.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sixth post best post.

        >Verification not required.

        >it's just a coincidence that Trench Crusade resembles 40K, which just so happens to be the most popular miniature game on the planet

        Frick off James.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >RTH

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It's nothing like 40k! Ignore that the creator is very open about being influenced by Blanche!

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Game about the Crusades never ending even as it progresses into industrialized trench warfare and opens the gates of Hell on Earth
            >"iT's JuSt ThE sAmE aS 40k"
            It's like you can tell whose tabletop gaming experience is 5th edition D&D and playing the Dawn of War video game

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >religious trench warfare with gothic architecture
              >blanchitsu style in all the official art
              >grimdark setting about a never-ending crusade
              >creator literally isn't trying to hide the fact that it's inspired by 40k
              Why are you so deep in denial about this? Being like 40k isn't a bad thing.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Trench Warfare
                One faction in 40k is known for this.
                >Blanchitsu official art
                I haven't seen any of Blanche's art. It just looks like grotesque medeival horror art.
                >Grimdark Crusade stuff
                Not exclusive to 40k by a long shot.
                >Creator isn't trying to hide
                Haven't seen this, either.
                But I do agree- it isn't a bad thing to be similar to 40k in some ways. However, I like this is more grounded in an industrial era and seems to lack the absurd shit from 40k (which is fun for 40k).
                It does seem like it's trying to be its own thing- but let's be fair- the last thing we need to do is give GW the idea that they've defined an entire genre that is basically 'dark and violent with guns and war'. They'll try and trademark every one of those words.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It does seem like it's trying to be its own thing- but let's be fair- the last thing we need to do is give GW the idea that they've defined an entire genre that is basically 'dark and violent with guns and war'. They'll try and trademark every one of those words.
                fair
                Looking more into the art, it does seem to be leaning even more heavily into religion than 40k does, as well being far more grimdark than 40k has been for the last... I dunno, 10 years? 15?
                But I'm more interested in collecting miniatures than playing a skirmish game, so I'll wait and see if it develops in the direction of full armies or not. An RTS would be cool as well.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >leans more into religious vine than the game about the God emperor of mankind.
                Lol
                It's okay dude, you can just say your game was influenced by Warhammer. It'll work better than this bullshit.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I have been saying that this entire thread, moron.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >"The only tabletop game I've ever played is 40k"
                Fixed it

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                IW, IF, DK, likely.more

                Too.much assblasted amusement to respond pst that.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I haven't seen any of Blanche's art. It just looks like grotesque medeival horror art.
                Lmao. Lol.
                Just shut up and let the grown-ups talk, secondary scum.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Game about the Great Crusade never ending even as it progresses into industrialized trench warfare and opens the gates of Hell on Cadia
              I changed two words you absolute clown.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                nta and I'm going to leave aside it being rich for a 40kgay to moan about other settings being derivative, the great crusade ending 10k years before the present day of the setting is a bit inconvenient for your stupid tryhard gotcha attempt

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's made by one of the guys that created Mordheim, so...

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean it very clearly has some inspiration from 40k, but yeah I wouldn't call it just another version of it either thematically or aesthetically.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        They hated him for he told the truth

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    not really familiar with this but it looks like 40k crossed with turnip28 (which was already very 40k-like)

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's really just too early to tell. Right now it's a handful of models and no real system to play them in so there's not really any way of knowing how it'll wind up. I do like his models though, so I hope they do some of these lads.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it's not based on 40k
      >the heraldry is fricking codex compliant

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think there's only so many times you can say "that's because they're both taking after the same things".

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >red helmet for sarge
          >squad arrow painted on pauldron (post-firearm pauldrons for that matter)
          >medieval-armored giant with machinegun
          If it's not 40k, perhaps you would prefer another target? Name the system.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, he also is "a soldier guy" and is "portrayed over a background", and is "in color".

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Apparently it's "warcraftian amerislop" inspired according to

            That model you linked is way cooler than grimdark Warcraft amerislop.

            As for other things that have taken inspiration from the spanish inquisition or heavy religious tones and mixed it with either scifi or dark fantasy, off the top of my you've got
            >Nemesis the Warlock (which 40K gleefully ripped to the bone)
            >Requiem: vampire Knight
            >Metabarons
            >The Studio Ghibli short/music video "On Your Mark" where cyberpunk cops raid a bunch of technocultists experimenting on an angel
            >Doom
            >Quake
            >Blasphemous
            >Dark Souls
            >Darkest Dungeon
            There's of course tons more out there pre and post-dating 40K because believe it or not, 40K did not invent the concept of heavily borrowing the aesthetics of the Catholic Occult.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Ok but that doesn't stop that inquisitor model from being rad af?

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mudcore religious fanatics shooting enemies from trenches with grimdark garnish on everything
    So... Krieg? From 40k?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      See

      [...]

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I did see that. What's your point? Can you actually articulate an argument instead of posting memes in place of one?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think not even getting into that most of the tropes this shares with warhammer are thing warhammer ripped off, the issue is you guys have this mindset of "oh why should I care if this is just like warhammer" when really you should just be glad that there's more dark sci-fi to enjoy.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everybody keeps saying "ripped off 40k" but his stuff looks cooler than what 40k makes now so that's just fine by me.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh a monodominnt Inquisitor. Cool 40k vibe.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        If only actual Inquisitor models were that cool instead of discount WHF Witch Hunters or discount space marines.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          That model you linked is way cooler than grimdark Warcraft amerislop.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >man with no taste.jpg

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              You sound like you jerk off to slop you've "created", no wonder you'd like generic digital quasislop too.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Angry man with no taste

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bitchin’ be the shoulder pauldrons, Penitent One.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Buying trench crusade models because GW stuff hasn't been grimdark or gothic for years.
      Worthy point anon.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's just a coincidence that Trench Crusade resembles 40K, which just so happens to be the most popular miniature game on the planet

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >32mm
    As if models weren't too large already. It'd feel really awkward running battles with more than 30 or 40 models between two players at that scale on 4' x 6' tables.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      not a fan of the scale, but it's the stupidly small board size thats the issue. A real board is big enough you can only just reach over the mid point

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Haven't heard anything about it. Call me a skeptic, but when it's getting towards a year and you can't show me anything other than like 5 miniatures... I'm going to write this off as "probably dead but I might be surprised".
    Sorry but if it's going to be another "skirmish game where you can choose from nearly 25 characters!" I'll just.. go do something else.
    Plus if "OnTabletop" is preaching it like it's the second coming of Christ, it may as well just be nothing at all.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >loincloth is ammunition belt
    That's a fun detail.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is one of my favorite images from the artwork.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >orthodox Christianity
        >flagellation
        Why?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Orthodox Christians had them too, they were called khlysts. Rasputin was alleged to be one of them but it was (likely) bullshit.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >khlysts
            >christians
            I'm already being extremely generous by calling Orthodoxy Christianity at all rather than being an asiatic despot infrastructure with the veneer of religion, but this is well beyond the pale.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              I don't give a frick about any of that and I am not going to engage your desire to go off the deep end into some pseudo-Ganker sperg out. Khlysts existed. Deal with it.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Khlysts existed. Deal with it.
                No one was debating whether or not they existed, but you moving the goalpost tells me everything I need to. Concession accepted.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The Khlysts or Khlysty were an underground Spiritual Christian
                NTA but you seem like a Supreme gay of the highest order. Don't bother @ me because I'll just ignore your gaygity ass.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Don't engage him, he's exposed his hand as a shitbaiter.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >disagreeing with someone is bait

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                > bases his understanding of complex religious institutions on Wiki
                He's right tho a lot of "christian" sects have absolutely nothing Christian about them beside using a similar language to describe different things. An isolationist, sexually promiscuous sect which encourages what would widely be seen as sorcery and claims a new Christ as his leader is not Christian in any shape or form, its just using the same words.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              lmao all of Christianity is a despotic infrastructure meant to indoctrinate the masses into slave morality, Anon

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks for the input Mr Marx.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                [...]

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                This. 40k is the biggest pile of ripped off material in the entire goddamn world and yet these homosexuals think this argument works on literally anything else? It is mindboggling how moronic the average 40k fan has to be to think ripping off the mother of all ripoffs is some sort of capital crime.

                >man with no taste.jpg

                >Angry man with no taste

                >I haven't seen any of Blanche's art. It just looks like grotesque medeival horror art.
                Lmao. Lol.
                Just shut up and let the grown-ups talk, secondary scum.

                arguing on Ganker again?
                some quippy one liners to totally btfo the other anon?
                some greentext, maybe some bait?
                a few buzzwords maybe?

                yep. it's Ganker time!

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >6'0 vs 5'11

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Im still waiting for the lore reason which explains the high birth rate which justifies the high death rate
    and if its not orgies of holy prostitution and sinful hedonism i will be very sad

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    > During the Crusades a heretical band of Templars dared defy the Almighty and, casting aside their sacred vows, unleashed the forces of Hell upon the Earth
    AGAIN with that silly anti-templar propaganda. Oh well, silly enough of an excuse for a setting full of litteral demons, I guess. But still, it's as old and tired of a meme as surrender-french is

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >AGAIN with that silly anti-templar propaganda
      Did you forget the "heretical" part of their name?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Did you forget that the entire Templar order has been branded as heretical irl simply because goddamn Philip IV didn't want to pay back his goddamn loan? So yeah, "muh devil-worshiping templars" is kind of the lamest excuse imaginable for having demons on earth

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >conflating real life with a game
          And now things are making sense

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >no, you don't understand anon, it's FICTIONAL, that makes my shitty lore based on an historical lie that's been repeated forever 100% cool, you see?
            Black person

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Mad you straw grasping is that obvious huh?

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyway. Where is the game? Where are its rules? Do those even exist? It's just a vague scam with no lore to speak of, and illustrated with some AI slop lazily thrown together in order to steal the money of some gullible fools, right?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      We've entered an age where all bad art is just assumed to be AI-produced.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Where is the game? Where are its rules?
      https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fo/31wxlx6f1lhkway38cmuv/h?rlkey=tkuih4cf7yu9luy2wy3j3l7il&dl=0
      It's currently in an early beta state at the moment. I'm surprised no one has posted the full rules yet. Starts with around 10 models each side with the implication you would increase that during campaign play. Most units outside of high-specialized elites are pretty simple and rely on gear to customize how they function.
      >illustrated with some AI slop lazily thrown together in order to steal the money of some gullible fools
      https://www.artstation.com/sirfrancisdrake
      Game's creator has been working in the tabletopg and vidya industry for a while, so it's definitely not lazy AI art.

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Semi-related, if you were to run a one-shot set in the Trench Crusade, any particular system you'd use?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Heavily modified Esoterrorists.

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does the game actually have saracens? I'm down for dieselpunk muhjadeens,

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I believe they're the 5th faction alongside two flavors of hell and two flavors of Christians.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        The crescent shield lmao this shit is literally so fricking bad I can't this sucks so much

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          That is certainly a "you"-problem

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I believe they're the 5th faction alongside two flavors of hell and two flavors of Christians.

      They're technically considered a part of the Faithful faction.

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Trench Crusade thread
    >Immediately devolves into shitflinging
    Some things never change

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like how the falseflagging 40ktards have gone from saying "this isn't /tg/ ban it from the board!!" to screeching about how much it "rips off 40k" now that it's an actual game and all their usual shitposting literally doesn't work anymore. Worst posters on this board by a country mile.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >"rips off 40k"
        They aren't wrong, and the fact that you get so assblasted by that indicates you know its true as well. I don't get what your problem is. Starcraft shamelessly ripped of 40k and made history. Why are you so insecure?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because 40K is all a bunch of ripoffs of other space opera tropes. Frick off.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            This. 40k is the biggest pile of ripped off material in the entire goddamn world and yet these homosexuals think this argument works on literally anything else? It is mindboggling how moronic the average 40k fan has to be to think ripping off the mother of all ripoffs is some sort of capital crime.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Zoomer gamers who haven’t ever read a fricking book in their lives. Hell, these days a lot of them don’t even game themselves. They watch other people game and consume their opinions too. Shitposting is free.

              Today on /tg/:
              /nogames/ shit themselfs about a super obscure indie system that will have six players worldwide.
              More at eleven.

              Yep.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I don't get what your problem is
          Fanboys don't like it when you call something they're a fan of "just xyz but slightly different" because it's reductive and shows you're a normie who doesn't care about fiction beyond surface level aesthetics.
          >Starcraft shamelessly ripped of 40k
          Another lie forced by 40kids.

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Idk they are cool indie models. I threw down for some a looooooong time ago and have been waiting and I think James (the dude’s name, not James Workshop) is shipping them sometime soon. I saw pictures of his bins full of finished casts anyway.

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Today on /tg/:
    /nogames/ shit themselfs about a super obscure indie system that will have six players worldwide.
    More at eleven.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are right, this should have been another 40k or D&D thread

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Best case scenario, it's a game to play when 40k hits critical mass and becomes unplayable. Worst case, cool minis to kitbash with.

    I don't see the problem these people have. Having elements that look like 40k just mean it won't be as hard to convert minis between the games.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some people would rather just be angry here than talk about games.
      >Worst case, cool minis to kitbash with.
      They've previewed some renders of the basic troops and they're multipart kits, which should be neat. No idea what the ETA is on those though since the first batch of Kickstarter models hasn't even shipped yet.

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Christian hell exists, is actively invading the world
    >Christian God also demonstrably exists and is helping the catholic church fight back with visions-as-intel, holy blessings that kill demons, occasional angelic intervention, cloned copies of Jesus who's flesh turns you into the hulk, resurrections for faithful martyrs, and more
    >Muslims still exist, refuse to convert
    Based?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Muslims are actually one of the Faithful factions opposing the Heretic and Demonic forces. All of the Religious groups unified more or less to push back the onslaught of Hell, but still leave their own individual beliefs and internal issues.

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's like reading your average Palworld thread.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not really because pokemon actually started a trend of monster catching games (smt came before it but it was darker in tone) and warhammer just ripped off existing dark sci-fi. Really if any game is like palworld it's warhammer not trench crusade, which isn't even in space and has completely different lore from warhammer 40k.

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this another thread where 40k tards claim GW invented everything?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

      Who cares about aesthetics is the game any good? If this going to be worth playing or is another in a long line of coffee table wargames that are all style and no substance?

      The rules were posted and it's being developed by the guy who did Mordheim. Determine for yourself if that's good slough for your arbitrary standards.

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    40kids should get their own board similiar to /mlp/

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      They did, you're posting on it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I do too, but it also wouldn't make trench crusade any less shit. It's a game that's a compilation of art first, a setting second, and a wargame last.

      This isn't even getting into how dogshit trench crusade threads are. Yes, it's a 40k derivative, but aside from it being a derivative of the most tasteless fictional casserole second only to marvel, it being a derivative by itself is not necessarily a mark against it.

      tl;dr trench crusade being a wargame is an afterthought and has nothing positive going for it

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >not a single comment on the rules

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's just Mordheim, what else is there to discuss? Nothing has been innovated here and it only serves as a reminder that it being a wargame is an afterthought after this art got popular on twitter.

          If it had just remained as a few pieces of art and nothing else was elaborated on, it would've been fine. It didn't need to have additions of dull lore or rules for a game.

          I don't even blame the artist, beyond caving into these demands to build a derivative piece of schlock. The real culprit here is ultimately corporations who have latched on to the "shared universe" model of franchising ever since the release of the Avengers. Now, nothing can simply stand on its own merit, it has to connect to a dozen other vaguely related pieces of work, and nerds being moronic have gobbled this right up.

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who cares about aesthetics is the game any good? If this going to be worth playing or is another in a long line of coffee table wargames that are all style and no substance?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      What do you think? Honestly, what do you think the answer is? It seems obvious to me.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know but maybe this one was going to be the exception that proves the rule.

        maybe my memory is such that it simply doesn't retain stuff I'm interested in, but what coffee table wargames? doesn't seem to be much of a thing compared to RPGs

        They are wargames that are designed to be displayed rather than played, almost always coming with an evocative art style, overpriced stl minis, and mechanics so bland and simple that they make OPR's stuff look like old WRG games like Challanger.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          thanks captain obvious, I asked for examples though

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Reign in hell (or almost anything by snarling badger studios), sludge and its imitations, Forbidden Psalm and other mork borg wargames

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              didn't realise moerk boerg had wargames and was inclined to believe you at face value but I'd also heard a few interesting things about Sludge so decided to google it, and in a very literal sense it's not a coffee table wargame as its PDF only which does undercut your air of authority

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Remember, you're not allowed to like a 'small' wargame.
                You can only play a wargame if it's popular.
                If you and your friend group are the only ones who play it - even if you maintain enough minis that anyone who shows up to the local shop can jump in for a pick-up game - it doesn't count as a 'real game.'

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I am sorry you have brain damage anon, it must be tough being able to only play rules with the mechanical depth of a puddle in the middle of july

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      maybe my memory is such that it simply doesn't retain stuff I'm interested in, but what coffee table wargames? doesn't seem to be much of a thing compared to RPGs

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rules are out. It's Mordheim with alt activation.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It's Mordheim with alt activation.
        I mean, that's already a pretty good basis, if a bit uninspired. Anything else that adds flavor to the mechanics?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        So, kinda like Agartha? The game /tg/ shitposted 10+ factions with over 200 units out of nowhere in less than 6 months, and got playtested?
        And this guy has had how long to work on this?

  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >draw a few portraits that are aesthetically interesting
    >Feel the need to "craft" "lore" for the morons on Twitter who got into the hobby circa 2014
    >Several years of stringing these tards along and all there is to show for it is a few half baked models

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Feel the need to "craft" "lore" for the morons on Twitter who got into the hobby circa 2014
      There was always lore. Like, from mthe very beginning. You cynical Black folk always do this shit - assuming everyone else is like you and that they're incapable of doing shit on their own for their own enjoyment and love of worldbuilding without being "forced" by other people. And I know damn fricking well that people with mindsets like yours have not and will never play games.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        GMing a Star Wars FFG and preparing to GM a Blades in the Dark game. Also a player in a Chronicles of Darkness game.

        What are you playing, anon? It's something other than dnd, right?

  27. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >“I am the son of many chiefs. My sword is sharp and terrible. It is the mightiest of things when the cauldron of war boils fiercely.”

    >Military expeditions over the Great Iron Wall into No Man’s Land carry many risks, and their commanders are field officers known as Yüzbaşı. They are expected to lead from the front and their selection is solely on merit, with no consideration given to family pedigree or wealth. Many are promoted from the ranks of the Janissary corps.

    >Their bodies are enhanced by the Jabirean alchemical arts and their minds conditioned by the mystics, allowing them to face any foe unflinchingly. The downside of the mystic mental hardening is their utter disregard for pain and their cold ruthlessness on the battlefield. Casualties, both their own and those of the enemy, as well as those non-combatants who believe, are purely utilitarian to Yüzbaşı. For is it not just to send heretics to Jahannam, while the warriors who fall in battle will wake in Paradise, as has been promised?

    >Under the orders of a powerful pasha or emir, or even the Sultan himself, the Yüzbaşı assumes the command of an elite squad of warriors to fulfil their task, such as to reclaim holy artefacts lost during the catastrophic period when Heretics took the Levant by storm. Other times, they are told to find and eliminate powerful foes, such as Heretic nobles who were once subjects of the Sultan but have turned their backs to Allah.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Yüzbaşı are equipped with superb armour of meteoric iron, the finest carbines gilded with silver and loaded with alchemical shot, and carry kilij swords of the past heroes of Sultanate, where great deeds of old are inscribed with golden calligraphy. If they serve the Sublime Gate well, their name and glory will be etched on the blade as well to inspire future generations.

      >The strongest carry the dreaded hand cannons which double as deadly halberds. If they are hunters of distinction, they wear pelts of their greatest kills, such as chimeras, as cloaks, which offer protection from the powers of Shaitan.

      >Success brings Yüzbaşı the favour of the Sultan and along with it honour, splendid weaponry of damascus steel, gold dinars aplenty and access to the wondrous devices and creatures created by the Jabirean alchemists in the House of Wisdom. Hunting is a noble pursuit within the ranks of the officer corps, and artificial birds of prey and automaton hounds double as potent weapons of war and are brought along to the front to aid their masters at war.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >My sultan, your orders regarding the "artificial birds of prey"... perhaps there was a mistake
      >What do you mean, Khemsit?
      >It says that they must have... bazongers, Sultan? What is this you specify?
      >Khemsit, stop playing stupid right the frick now. breasts, Khemsit! Breasts! The birds must have boobies!
      >Esteemed Sulta-
      >BREASTS!
      >...It shall be so, Sultan, Alhamdulillah.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Sultan is truly a wise man.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Truly ugly art

      >the artwork also seems very Beksinski
      Fixed

      It might wanna be Beksinski, but there is no talent, no imagination - it's a bad concept badly executed.
      Truly looks like slop.

  28. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >WWI vs. hell
    Sounds like a cool setting for an epic-scale wargame
    >...Mordheim clone
    Lmao wtf, we all love Mordheim but I don't think that's the best ruleset to sell this guy's art project

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a heavily modified Mordheim. Personally, I think it works for now.

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've been stumbling upon this project over and over.
    It seems awfully tryhard for some reason.
    The author coming here and b***hing about how it's totally unique and deep probably doesn't help.
    Also regardless of whether you like the aesthetic or not, the artstyle looks like the worst possible one to translate well into models.

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really hope this wargame succeeds. GW needs competition, and honestly this game has some nice aesthetics and the miniatures look nice.

    Though I have a feeling that a lot of Warhammer fans will be turned off from the miniatures because chances are that the miniatures will be released in resin, which Warhammer fans seem to have a never ending hatred for.

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