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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the greatest victory music in any video game ever

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw the best Total War menu theme is in arguably the worst game

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Picking any house other than Julii is a sin punishable by crucifixion.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's Europa Barbarorum

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      for me it's fricking up randoms with meme armies in Rome 2

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why would anyone use Egypt on pvp tho its even more meme than yours

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Any faction that has Royal Peltasts is a good faction in MP

          But I don't know why people don't just use Kush, your average player can't deal with being at a missile disadvantage for some reason and Kush is the Akimbo 1887s of Rome 2 in the sense that they're braindead to play but the people who play them often lose to good players

          Which none of you are so it doesn't matter
          t. former top TW player

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >randoms
        You're literally fighting the same dude over and over because no one else plays Rome 2.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Rome 2 literally killed the series, it's been ten years and it only gets worse

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Whenever I read divide et impera updated I download it again, but EVERY SINGLE TIME I stop after a few turns because I realize in the end I am still playing Rome 2 and all the design flaws turn me off. The tacked on family and political system, the shitty diplomacy, the awful models, the uninspired tech tree, the boring maps, the interface in general, etc.

          It's just overwhelming and I just can't enjoy it regardless of all the great work the modders put into it.

          Now, with Attila I can get it going for longer but the problem with it is that most Attila mods feel incomplete.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          In hindsight Total War series never really recovered from the engine change in Empire. Still, to this day, there's baggage CA apparently cannot fix.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Still, to this day, there's baggage CA apparently cannot fix.
            because any programmer worth anything probably left by now.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      PHALANGITAI

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you will never be roman, anglos and germs.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They literally became roman.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >a game where you have 3d rome never

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    PERIOIKOI HOPLITES

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Rome: Total War thread

    Finally. Look at this, this intro montage is pure, undistilled kino.

    Their voice acting, this cinematography effortlessly oozes soul without the need for modern tech. This is how it was before everything was tainted. This was before humanity lost its way and doesn't know how to make games anymore.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >egypt intro
      kino

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What's their problem?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      israeli

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >playing these guys and razing Rome to the ground
      How do you like them apples goyim

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    SCREECHING WOMEN

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the most memorable line from the game

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >*routs*

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >*routs*
      >rallies behind your 9* general and kills him

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Genoese crossbowmen.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Holding a hill with these homies at 3.3 to 1 odds is one the the best feelings ever

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Am I the only weirdo who prefers Medieval? Campaign mode in that game was precisely what I wanted - a Risk style presentation to give context to battles. I think addition of movements points was a waste,

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I too liked medieval over at least rome 1 and medieval II, mostly because of the way movement worked meant you could set up 1 turn Nani the frick invasions on the Levantine coast or turn your six star assassin into James fricking bond by having hum travel the world in single turns to assassinate people without failure.

      That, and the way units worked in engaging/disengaging meant you could literally hold a castle with two strong boys and diligent kiting against several hundred men.

      I probably like shogun II or the forbidden one nobody likes the most though. The former because it requires a highly aggressive play style compared to the others and the latter because I’m part israelite and trade is very important in it. Plus you have all the fetching pre-camo uniforms

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Which roman faction did you pick first?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Romans are red, so yeah

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You just posted them.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think everyone picked Julii first.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Come to think of it, why the frick are Romans associated with color red anyway?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Its the favoured colour of Mars, the god of war. Red symbolises victory in battle

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Iceni because I'm from Bongland

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Scipio to salt some Carthaginians

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >pick julii
      >dont fight the gauls, cuck the brutii instead
      >get awesome red+get the east

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How's the Rome Remastered? I started the series with ME2 and wanna try Rome.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Still fricked apparently.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Its good,, but some people don't like the ui, it just takes a little to get used to. Personally I would wait until RTR comes out of beta.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Feral has already moved on to M2 remastered.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    God, I wish there was a good modern rome game.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ryse II when?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Actually could be soon.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >After Crysis 4
        Still doubt though

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw no fantasy RPG set in classical antiquity
    why live

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    PRAETORIANS

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    prostagma?

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