I genuinely hope he goes full Netflix Dracula.
Completely >"ANY ONE OF THEM COULD HAVE STOPPED AND SAID 'NO, I WON'T DO IT, I WONT BE A FRICKING ANIMAL ANYMORE!'"
Not sure if this is a compliment or a joke, but the Castlevania Dracula was 11/10. In fact the first two seasons of that show were unbelievable kino that really made me excited for the future of English "anime"...but here we are.
I'm being completely genuine. And yes it would be a compliment.
The only problem is that Keanu isn't a good enough VA to bring that level of energy Dracula had
>ARK laser changed to time machine >Instead of blowing up the earth, Shadow is going to use it to age the planet, killing off all life, but leaving the beautiful blue ball that Maria loved >Gerald's plan is to still cause the space station to crash into Earth, killing everything >Shadow will use the time machine to bring back Sonic, Tails, Knux and Stone after they died in the fight.
Honestly, probably better this way. Biolizard kind of came out of no where and would just confuse the hell out of people.
>Damn....Now where is that motherfricking sonsofbitching Black folkhit fricking emerald.
I mean come on I get they want to draw in all ages but that felt a little excessive.
Utterly based if that's the case.
This might be the first time I spend movie on a theater ticket for these movies, rather than waiting it out for them to come on streaming services.
A bunch of the kids who watched the first and second movie are gonna be teenagers by the time it comes out, and Shadow is edgy anyways, so it makes sense.
You're right, they probably are, the first flick released in 2020. If they aren't teens yet, then they're likely in their edgy tween phase anyway. Taking the Harry Potter/Toy Story 3 approach and aging with their audience is probably the right move.
the sonic movies are fricking shit. 90 minutes of james marsdens black sister in law for 10 seconds of Sonic saying "Chillidogs" and getting into an EPIC RUSSIAN DANCE OFF!?!?!?
I want better, not fake lore about an owl and CW tier "small town set" and "on location hawaiian wedding" so the crew can get a tax write off 6 month vacation
Theyre so made for TV it hurts. props to 2 for having some moments of higher production but some shit is embarassing, its like a 100,000 dollar movie that turns around and makes a billion >but thats good business
I thought the wedding scene was funny in 2. Before I watched it Ganker also made it seem like it took up half the movie or something, such whiny b***hes
Everyone that I talk to about the movie thought that it went on for too long. The rescue part was fine, but the chase scene of the groom was what got them to say, enough is enough.
>but the chase scene of the groom was what got them to say, enough is enough
Well yeah that was bad
But I liked the scenes before hand with Tom. They're amusing enough. Also the alternative going on at the same time is sonic and tails dancing to Bruno Mars in russia
i dont know the exact runtime of all wedding related shit but its too much. The giant maze/temple holding the master emerald ends up being far too brief for how much screen time the wedding, and the criminal minds guy admitting he loves the sister in law, and the sisters using tails gadgets, and even the minute long scene of sonic Ringwarping James marsden and offbrand Zoey saldana to the wedding, the weird pecking order shit between james marsden and criminal minds, theres too fricking much of it. THIS IS A SONIC MOVIE, NONE OF THIS IS SONIC. Itd be equivalent to the mario movie having some huge setup and payoff that involves Marios second cousins high school graduation in the middle of the film.
>we ate up an hour of movie because they were GUN all along
the secret government organization that captures Sonic and gets nearly 0 screentime across 5 games? THANKS PARAMOUNT, I NEEDED THIS!!
>whats the one thing you dont like in the sonic movies >the humans, thankfully knuckles doesnt have the same problem and can be free of all the moronic humans you morons keep injecting into this series >oh.....well Knuckles is best friends with a human too
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
We'll probably get that eventually, as others have already said, the initial generation of kids who started off with the first movie are getting older, so they'll have to drop some of the cringey behavior & humor at some point.
>Sonic 3 will be PG13
Based. At least they are aware that its target audience is also manchildren >We get to hear keanu chungus saying Damn as Shadow
What a waste. It would have been extra kino if they have hired Christian Bale to do the voice of Shadow instead. Talking about a missed opportunity
People that got shown an early version of the trailer confirmed he's using his bike from the Shadow game. If it's PG-13 he might actually have the blicky too.
Sonic 3 test audience member here. Plot is a bit shaky with them borrowing some bits from SA2 and Shadow The Hedgehog game stories. The weirdest part was the 30 minute titjob scene from Rouge The Bat who was voiced by Claudia Black.
I'm fine with it. Obviously would have been a step too far for parents. I mean, even if she wasn't big titted, she would still need to be curvaceous and possibly in a skin tight suit. I am expecting her in Knuckles season 2, if they decide to go along with that.
>Jim Carrey comes back or we riot >Live and Learn or we riot >white female Maria or we riot >PG-13 rating or we riot
[YOU ARE HERE] >Rouge booba or we riot >GUN raid involving Grandpa Wachowski executing Maria or we riot >Biolizard and/or Chaos or we riot
damn
Shadow WILL say the Black person word
It WILL be kino
Daily reminder: PG-13 movies are allowed one F word.
>this is like taking candy from a NNNNNNNBlack person, which is fine by me
d*mn that's so hardcoar
No balls. If the first official trailer doesn't have shadow loading at least a pistol and wienering it, they're just lying
Oh no, OP won't be able to watch this one!
>T.Mariogays quaking out of fear
GODdow's movie will mog the Mario movie with ease.
Bold move considering the oldest Sonic fan is mentally 12.
That's insulting to 12 year olds. Most Sonic fans make them seem intelligent and dignified
I know a 12 year old. She's moronic and all her stupid friends are moronic too. Pretty sure all 12 year old are moronic
Youth is wasted on the young.
Shadow will say "Damn! Not here!" In a gag scene and everyone will laugh and clap and shit their pants
Maria gets shot and dies on-screen
>PG13
Do Adult Amerimutts really watch children's films?
Considering that the top 3 highest grossing movies of all time are all PG-13...
Looks like the entire world does.
And when you account for inflation, turns out the Top 1 is G, which is the rating for babies.
kino if true
>"Disgusting Black folk, get out of my sight."
How did Sonic Team get away with that?
>OMG the cartoon character said "Damn" this movie is so edgy and dark!
Only moronic Gen-Xers and Millenials care about movie ratings.
>not being able to take the piss and enjoy a joke
There’s a reason you have no friends
>Posts mobo man
>has shit opinion
>uses terminology favored by children
A dipshit is, as a dipshit does.
dumb wojak poster
>I SEE NO HEAR NO EVIL
>BLACK WRITINGS ON THE WALL!
I bet it's Sonic crying about the oh so innocent black creatures again
I genuinely hope he goes full Netflix Dracula.
Completely
>"ANY ONE OF THEM COULD HAVE STOPPED AND SAID 'NO, I WON'T DO IT, I WONT BE A FRICKING ANIMAL ANYMORE!'"
Not sure if this is a compliment or a joke, but the Castlevania Dracula was 11/10. In fact the first two seasons of that show were unbelievable kino that really made me excited for the future of English "anime"...but here we are.
I'm being completely genuine. And yes it would be a compliment.
The only problem is that Keanu isn't a good enough VA to bring that level of energy Dracula had
That means they get one F-word, right?
I think the PG13 will mean
>Shadow cursing
>Maria's death
>Gerald's death
>Gerald's plan
>ARK laser changed to time machine
>Instead of blowing up the earth, Shadow is going to use it to age the planet, killing off all life, but leaving the beautiful blue ball that Maria loved
>Gerald's plan is to still cause the space station to crash into Earth, killing everything
>Shadow will use the time machine to bring back Sonic, Tails, Knux and Stone after they died in the fight.
Honestly, probably better this way. Biolizard kind of came out of no where and would just confuse the hell out of people.
This homie thinks this is Wakfu season 1...
God I wish.
It's because rouge being in it.
>Damn....Now where is that motherfricking sonsofbitching Black folkhit fricking emerald.
I mean come on I get they want to draw in all ages but that felt a little excessive.
Mfw Shadow commits TND
That's extremely unfunny and not cool because you left out TKD
i still can't believe i have to side with antifa to even hope for TKD
Utterly based if that's the case.
This might be the first time I spend movie on a theater ticket for these movies, rather than waiting it out for them to come on streaming services.
DISGUSTING BLACK CREATURES
TDBCD
>TOTAL DISGUSTING BLACK CREATURE DEATH
Is Shadow gonna say heck?
Worse...way worse, he's gonna say damn
We had that as a rumor for a while, mostly because even an IMPLIED child getting shot is enough to pump the rating. It's fine though.
knuckles sings his SA theme at some point when he crashes a Tyler, the creator concert. Screenshot this
>I do not chuckle.
>trustworthy
>insider
A bunch of the kids who watched the first and second movie are gonna be teenagers by the time it comes out, and Shadow is edgy anyways, so it makes sense.
You're right, they probably are, the first flick released in 2020. If they aren't teens yet, then they're likely in their edgy tween phase anyway. Taking the Harry Potter/Toy Story 3 approach and aging with their audience is probably the right move.
>sonic 3
there's a second one???
Come, hedgehog.
I know the way.
How's the show?
Comes out on Friday. Probably going to get a trailer for 3 sometime after.
Omg it’s so awesome you’ll be like wow woah wee why is this so awesome wicked cool
knuckles does gangnam style
>PG-13
That means that they get one use of the frick word in a non-sexual connotation. Where do they use it, boys?
I genuinely believe
>Where's that fricking fourth Chaos emerald?
>Jeff waited 20 years to Shadowpill all the normans of the world
>he wouldn't let them take the age rating below pg13
I am kneeling as we speak
He's going to say the Hard R
>Where's that goddamn motherfricking piece of shitc**t cowardly Black person of a fourth emerald?
the sonic movies are fricking shit. 90 minutes of james marsdens black sister in law for 10 seconds of Sonic saying "Chillidogs" and getting into an EPIC RUSSIAN DANCE OFF!?!?!?
They're not perfect but it's what we have.
I want better, not fake lore about an owl and CW tier "small town set" and "on location hawaiian wedding" so the crew can get a tax write off 6 month vacation
I like them. Even the black sister wedding thing in number 2. Say what you will, but they have soul.
The third is going to be shit though.
Theyre so made for TV it hurts. props to 2 for having some moments of higher production but some shit is embarassing, its like a 100,000 dollar movie that turns around and makes a billion
>but thats good business
>Shadow drops the one allowed f-bomb
I might watch it
He's gonna pull out the glock and shoot Sonic
>FRICK YOU SO"NIG", BLUE IS THE NEW BLACK.
Damn Shadow wtf...?
I thought the wedding scene was funny in 2. Before I watched it Ganker also made it seem like it took up half the movie or something, such whiny b***hes
Everyone that I talk to about the movie thought that it went on for too long. The rescue part was fine, but the chase scene of the groom was what got them to say, enough is enough.
>but the chase scene of the groom was what got them to say, enough is enough
Well yeah that was bad
But I liked the scenes before hand with Tom. They're amusing enough. Also the alternative going on at the same time is sonic and tails dancing to Bruno Mars in russia
i dont know the exact runtime of all wedding related shit but its too much. The giant maze/temple holding the master emerald ends up being far too brief for how much screen time the wedding, and the criminal minds guy admitting he loves the sister in law, and the sisters using tails gadgets, and even the minute long scene of sonic Ringwarping James marsden and offbrand Zoey saldana to the wedding, the weird pecking order shit between james marsden and criminal minds, theres too fricking much of it. THIS IS A SONIC MOVIE, NONE OF THIS IS SONIC. Itd be equivalent to the mario movie having some huge setup and payoff that involves Marios second cousins high school graduation in the middle of the film.
You will take more humans inserted into the film franchise as GUN and you will like it
>we ate up an hour of movie because they were GUN all along
the secret government organization that captures Sonic and gets nearly 0 screentime across 5 games? THANKS PARAMOUNT, I NEEDED THIS!!
Knuckles got a 8/10 on ign
>whats the one thing you dont like in the sonic movies
>the humans, thankfully knuckles doesnt have the same problem and can be free of all the moronic humans you morons keep injecting into this series
>oh.....well Knuckles is best friends with a human too
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>I found you, Black person
Please have a time skip and make sonic older and more attitudeier.
We'll probably get that eventually, as others have already said, the initial generation of kids who started off with the first movie are getting older, so they'll have to drop some of the cringey behavior & humor at some point.
>thumbnail
Not clicking on this safe comedy shit. We all know what Shadow really likes.
His big sister/niece?
Yes
And wife.
the spikes wouldve perforated her womb
>here's your Thanos-replacement for the 5th movie, bro.
>Sonic 3 will be PG13
Based. At least they are aware that its target audience is also manchildren
>We get to hear keanu chungus saying Damn as Shadow
What a waste. It would have been extra kino if they have hired Christian Bale to do the voice of Shadow instead. Talking about a missed opportunity
People that got shown an early version of the trailer confirmed he's using his bike from the Shadow game. If it's PG-13 he might actually have the blicky too.
Sonic 3 test audience member here. Plot is a bit shaky with them borrowing some bits from SA2 and Shadow The Hedgehog game stories. The weirdest part was the 30 minute titjob scene from Rouge The Bat who was voiced by Claudia Black.
How are you all coping with the fact that Rouge will NOT be in Sonic 3?
Kristen Ritter is in the cast, so Rouge will probably be replaced by a human master thief equivalent who serves the same story purpose.
Saving her and/or Amy for the next flick, probably.
It is kind of odd why haven't had one of the girls show up at this point in time though.
I'm fine with it. Obviously would have been a step too far for parents. I mean, even if she wasn't big titted, she would still need to be curvaceous and possibly in a skin tight suit. I am expecting her in Knuckles season 2, if they decide to go along with that.
>If the world chooses to become my enemy... I will fight like I always have!
They had BETTER do a Finalhazard tier finale
Shadow knows how to make his audience grow up
>Jim Carrey comes back or we riot
>Live and Learn or we riot
>white female Maria or we riot
>PG-13 rating or we riot
[YOU ARE HERE]
>Rouge booba or we riot
>GUN raid involving Grandpa Wachowski executing Maria or we riot
>Biolizard and/or Chaos or we riot
Diablon piloted by Walters or we riot.
'tism
>PG-13
So still a kids movie, on par with the latest Transformers clownshow?
SA2 is a video game made for kids, what did you expect, moron?
No Jim Carrie, no Sonic 3. He carries Sonic movies on himself, like Milla in Resident evil.
KINO IS ON THE MENU
Who gives a shit? I can't remember a single fricking thing from either movie. Even Jim Carrey's performance was weak and horribly miscast.
Prediction
>I don't chuckle
>Do you know the way
In knuckles tv