>Try out No Man's Sky
>First planet it spawns me on is 155 degrees and by the time I'm done reading the basic tutorials I'm already burning to death
>Assume this is just a glitch and immediately restart to spawn on a world that isnt fricked
>Spawn on a corrosive planet that actually kills me within 20 seconds
>mfw I find out this is supposed to happen
>mfw I try sticking with it anyways just to have the game have seven volcanoes surrounding me explode all at once as a wall of fire spawns on top of me, instantly killing me
>mfw I ask my friend that likes this game how long it takes to not suck ass and they say "oh, around 8 hours"
No Mans Sky players are fricking psychotic.
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Imagune unironically getting filtered by the tutorial
Imagine unironically playing a tutorial that spawns walls of fire on you and makes you go afk in crack shacks while collecting salt bushes just so you can continue to not have fun for 8 hours. Frick that shit, I can play a game that costs a fraction as much and doesn't require an entire afternoon to become enjoyable.
>Noooooo anon, after the 20 hour mark you cna start grinding for /SS/ tier helmets
Wow, so fun.
You're 100% correct. The game fricking sucks
I played the game for the first time ever last week and had no trouble with the tutorial, I dropped the game later as too much of its content is really shallow once you get into it, but you're just fricking incompetent OP.
>No anon you don't understand, it's a skill issue! You being forced to permanently sit inside a crack shack as waves of fire constantly melt you as you wait for brief moments where you can collect more plants to not instantly die is a skill issue!
Sounds to me like the devs just made a shit tutorial.
The tutorial laser is too weak to mine the ground. Your only option is to rush the tutorial and hope you didn't get a fire planet that instantly spawns a fire wall or get lucky enough to have a shed spawn nearby.
Filtered.
Sure whatever. I’m the only person who thought the game was crap, right?
The game gas a lot of issues even after 6 years of updates and improvements. That does not make you any less of a moron to get filtered by the game's tutorial. A tutorial that has remained unchanged too since it's one of the only aspects they got right from the beginning.
>A tutorial that has remained unchanged too since it's one of the only aspects they got right from the beginning.
Anon, they changed the tutorial to be harder. The "seven volcanoes exploding as a wall of fire instantly kills you" comments aren't an exaggeration, that's the base game now.
Nope, the game ALWAYS opened with a violent storm shortly after you start.
Yeah, I was filtered out of wasting 10+ hours of my life playing a tedious slog that actively tries to be as awful as possible as a testament to artificial difficulty.
Except the game is easy as frick after that tutorial and it turns out the tutorial is the only part of the game that's challenging in any way whatsoever. This isn't a tutorial, this is the final boss segment with "press x to jump" text boxes floating around it.
>i-it's shit anyway
Holy kek the copium. Funniest thread in weeks, thanks OP
It is absolutely shit. I've seen gacha game players that spew less copium than NMS fans.
>WOOOOOAH I JUST SPENT 10 HOURS GRINDING FOR AN S CLASS FRIGATE!!!
Black folk treat this game like a single player MMO. I can't think of a worse experience.
Ah, it's the same shitposter from the other threads. I guess this explains why you're so angry when the game's tutotial filtered you so hard.
This is my first NMS thread. Sounds to me like you're the salty cum gargling homosexual that can't handle people criticizing their subpar game that took over half a decade to be a 4/10.
Oh, i have a lot of criticism about the game. It's like a 5/10 at best, you're just completely moronic.
You know that the game being "bad" doesn't makes you less moronic right?
>10 hours
Black person the tutorial last 20 minutes at most
Also who the fricks dies by reading the basic controls? Shit is like 3 paragraphs
Are you moronic for real?
Ah yes, the 20 minute tutorial streched out to two hours because you have to spend 80% of it afk or you die from radiation and burning at the same exact time.
It took me 7 fricking minutes jesus how bad are you at videogames
My ship spawned on the other side of a volcano so I had to run all the way around it while getting pelted by fireballs and the second I got to it it told me to run all the way back to another objective and the second I left the ship it spawned a fire wall on me and killed me. This tutorial sucks ass and there is genuinely nothing I could've done to stop myself from getting vaporized. Every time I spawned I'd either get killed via fireballs or get hit by a wall of fire. I assumed this was normal because the other two tries I took for planets spawning spawned the ship at the bottom of a cavern filled with radioactive plants that would kill you before you reached the bottom and a planet that was so hot it would kill you the second the loading screen went away.
dont know what to tell you, i have over 200hrs in the game on survival mode.. i think you might just suck or got really unlucky
Seems like a skill issue
>but game le bad!
Yeah and you sre worse
>moron can't dodge for shit
>doesn't just run and grab plenty sodium like you're told
I did dodge for shit because I got to the ship and I did grab sodium, you illiterate moron. I could've been carrying a fricking uhaul truck filled with sodium and it still wouldn't have been enough to survive fire wall spam.
Bold of you to call me a fricking liar when you're just spewing pure fricking bullshit. Dumb crack smoking knuckle dragging turbo Black person.
Ship spawned on the other side of a volcano and then gave me an objective to go away from the ship right before spawning a fire wall on me. There was no way to make it back in time.
so you died once and gave up, got it
If you weren't an illiterate prostitute that had bull testicles for eyeballs you would see that I said that that was the third planet I tried that met me with instant vaporization.
>But anon, the ship spawns 20ft away!
Obviously it fricking didn't or i wouldn't be constantly vaporized from lack of shelter trying to haul ass a mile towards it.
I refunded this shit and undownloaded it ages ago. I will say I am genuine when I say that it was an incredibly fricked planet. No shelter or caves, just volcanoes on all sides with the ship in between me and a volcano while also being at the bottom of a massive crater. The second I entered the ship it gave me an objective to go away from the ship, and then it spawned a wall of fire that resulted in instant death because it slowed me and I didn't have enough resources to outheal it's heat. I know everyone here is just lmao'ing because I just sound like I got filtered but every planet I tried was equally impossible and tedious. Just constant fire walls and instant death.
Okay, let's say I give benefit of the doubt here and the planet really was fricked up...why didn't you start again then?
Be real, though, you do not instanteously die from thermal damage nor volcano eruptions, and the tutorial intentionally gives you a violent storm (or whatever the equivalent is for the planet you start on) so that you'e forced to learn to adapt, something you failed to do apparently.
I gave up because that was the third planet that had killed me and I realized I just spent half an hour having zero fun for $30 when I could've put that money towards a game that'd give immediate enjoyment.
>Be real, though, you do not instanteously die from thermal damage nor volcano eruptions
First planet was absolutely survivable but I reset it thinking it was a glitch. Second planet was corrosive and it did genuinely kill me in less than a minute due to how toxic the area was. Third planet was the one that made me run in circles just to spawn a heat wave on me.
Oh right, I missed that part. That's fricking embarrassing, you really are just incompetent if you couldn't beat the tutorial on a single planet after multiple attempts.
>Second planet was corrosive and it did genuinely kill me in less than a minute
I highly doubt that. Nonetheless, why the frick did you fail at the other 2 planets? Why would you reset the first planet thinking that a survival game making you survive would be "a glitch"? Fricking moron, you're somehow even more incompetent than the developers of the game.
Because basic game design isnt making the first 10 minutes the hardest part of the game, you fricking ape.
How would you know that it's the "hardest part" if it's your first time playing?
Sounds like pure copium to me.
You have literally said FIRE WALL in every post. As a guy with over 300 hours in this shit show game, nothing kills you instantly.you hqve a good 2 solid minutes before your base shield runs out. Youre a b***h and as everyone said; filtered.
Show footage of the planet you started in so I can tell exactly how much of a frick up you are
>a space ship survival game with hazards on planets! omg! why isnt every planet risk free and like earth! how stupid! space isnt dangerous in real life! and planets dont have any hazards in real life!
....anon....
>Except the game is easy as frick after that tutorial
Is it? Then they really fricked up. What boneheads, that game was a cluster frick from day 1.
The game intentionally gives you heavy environment damage as part of the tutorial, you are meant to figure out how to survive and gather resources quickly during it, not fricking sit there. You really did get filtered by the game's tutorial unironically, and now you're upsrt by this revelation that no man's sky of all games filtered you.
Your ship spawns right next to you Black person that's how you save yourself from hazards
Getting killed by invisible environmental forces before you even start isn’t incompetence, its bad design.
No, it's incompetence. It's a survival game, you are expected to survive harsh conditions which the tutorial presents you with immediately. It's the perfect moron filter, honestly, as if you cannot complete its tutorial then the game is not for you.
A survival game that kills you with invisible environmental damage before you have a chance to figure out which button does anything? Sounds like some jank ass shit I don’t need to play. So I didn’t. You can like it if you want, but there’s no way you can justify that being your first 90 seconds of the game. Its bad design. How can you tell? I’m not even the only person here who dropped the game immediately because of it. Imagine putting all the effort into making a game, and some people literally turn it off in less than 5 mins because you fricked up the start so bad.
It filters morons such as yourself, based devs.
Now if only they actually finished their fricking game.
People like hard games. You do not like hard games. What kind of games do you like anon?
>No Mans Sky
>Difficult
The game is genuinely piss easy and the only difficult part is the tutorial, which is just red light green light. Green light, collect the sulfur! Oh no, fire wall! Red light, stop playing the game! Fire wall is gone, green light!
>he has to stop playing when the storms show up
Jesus christ anon learn to adapt.
Kind of reminds me of those people who set Factorio to start up crazy hard and half to spend 2 hours slowly setting up what should take 10 minutes because they can't start polluting until they have a bunch of defenses set up
Same thing happened to me. Killed by the environment before I could finish reading what button did what. Dropped the game right there.
that sounds amazing honestly
>No Mans Sky players are fricking psychotic.
No shit, they are like beaten wives.
>oh my husband isn't that bad he only hits me every day right before dinner while lying about everything
>game starts you on planet with hazards so you can learn about the games mechanics
>gets filtered by the tutorial
Absolutely brain dead
The game spawning you on active volcanoes as walls of fire instantly melt you being good game design would be on-par with elden ring having the first enemy be godskin duo except you can't progress until you beat them. Frick it, might as well have the first area in Hollow Knight be the saw room. Because apparently having the tutorial be the hardest part of the game is good game design. Fricking moron.
I'm sincerely cracking up over how mad you are about this.
you type like a fricking american kek
T. Homosexual
>Gankereddit gets filtered by an optional tutorial
homie once you repair the spaceship (like 3 minutes) you can GTFO from there and do the frick you want
>Play NMS because some moron on the Internet told you that it's good now
lol
The core gameplay loop is still shit.
you literally have a laster that can burry into the ground for make shift shelter of many natural hazards, a big part of the game is surviving anon (at least in the beginning)
I don't think you start with a terrain manipulator though.
You're meant to use your starship to recharge your hazard shield in between bursts of being outside, at least until you can get your shit fixed and visit a space station. Then the game opens up a bit more. If you think that's bad though, permadeath mode does the same shit but spawns you like 750 meters away from your ship, and your shit drains twice as fast. It's literally the most dangerous time for a permadeath run, and everything after the first 5 hours or so is relatively safe by comparison.
>You're meant to use your starship to recharge your hazard shield in between bursts of being outside, at least until you can get your shit fixed and visit a space station. Then the game opens up
this, survival of the fittest/smartest
Sounds like a fun time, to watch someone suffer through anyway.
Filtered.
I wouldnt mind filtering your water to make sure its pure and delicious for you...if you catch my drift.
Life's too short to spend on soulless procgen garbage
That's what I just said, moron. He said I should've mined the bare earth to make a manmade cave and I told him that wasn't possible.
Ganker really sucks at video games
Better change the board's theme and name to Ganker - dicky and coom
Wtf it sounds kino af
You'd think so but in reality it just makes your screen turn neon red and gives you a movement speed debuff, so all you do is hobble around like an old man with arthritis or sit afk in your spaceship as you wait for the game to become playable. It's genuinely boring as frick.
Volcanoes actually shoot out fireballs everywhere, storms have lightening and it is possible to be struck by it. Not sure what game you were playing, or how long ago you played.
NMS is horrible, has always been horrible, and will always be horrible
it wasn't fixed, and anyone sucking its dick is a gay drone
git gud
Game is a mess but the tutorial is fine OP is just moronic there.
>Noooooo, walking around a brown map collecting yellow plants and sitting afk in a ship is actually good game design!
>NOOOOOOOOOO, it's actually fun to have your screen turn neon green and die the second you spawn in the game
>Nooooooo, your ship doesn't spawn 10000000 feet from you, it only spawns 1000000 feet from you!
>Noooooo i-i-it's good game design to put the hardest part of your game in the first two minutes!
The salt in this thread is off the charts. Not even Pokemon players are this moronic. What about this subpar game makes people defend it so religiously?
No one said it was good homosexual. Op is moronic for getting filterd by a simple ass tutorial
Your ship literally spawns right next to you, blind moron OP.
morons have no defense and cry out in anguish. Love to see it.
That's rich coming from the homosexual that lies to make themselves feel better.
Considering how many people have popped into this thread to express the same exact opinion, something tells me this tutorial is rng hell and you're either blessed with a piss easy tutorial that takes 10 minutes or you get an unstoppable torture prison where you die the second you spawn.
Game gives zero tools to survive spontaneous fire walls, go choke on semen. There's zero skill issue involved, this is pure rng homosexualry.
>Considering how many people have popped into this thread to express the same exact opinion
Anon, you are the only homosexual saying this and you have been repeating yourself all thread whilst every other reply is laughing at yout pathetic ass.
you can literally survive everything if you enter your ship that spawns 20 feet from you
Most people who dislike no man's sky do it because procedurally generated planets bored them after a while or because collecting stuff isn't their thing, not because getting filtered by the tutorial.
Seethe lmao
zoomzooms are really pathetic even of you die in the tutorial you don't really lose anything, just recharge your stuff.
Is ok to be weak op
>you don’t really lose anything
I lost the most important thing of all- my desire to experience the game.
>die once, give up instantly
i dont think games are actually for you
Lol, k. You’re defensive about a game you like, I understand.
Stop playing survival mode.
reminds me of ark spawning me on top of alpha raptors when i first started. thats why they call them survival games
No Man's Sky is pretty bad, but getting filtered by the tutorial isn't a valid reason to hate the game, homie.
Also there's other difficulties you could be playing on.
Your friend that said 8 hours is an idiot, by the way, the game's fun (or "fun") starts as soon as you're in your first working ship and have free access to warp whenever you want, which only really takes half an hour at the most, unless you're an invalid or a game reviewer.
The only thing I can think of at the 8 hour mark might be starting to build a frigate (which is a waste of time, IMO), or building a complex base (also a waste of time.)
The game's loaded with alternate ways to waste time for the purpose of wasting time.
Sure, you can get a frigate and a whole fleet, but all that's really used for is... uh, warping further for cheaper, if I remember right.
Sure, you can build a base and use it to get more materials quicker, but the vast majority of stuff outside of frigates and bases costs so little material that you don't need it. (Disclaimer: might still be worthwhile for gathering the rare stuff from dangerous planets, I guess.)
Sure, you can build yourself a fully-customized rover/mech/sub, but you're limited in speed and it's vastly quicker just to hop in and out of your starship and just fly over to things instead of taking a literal hour or two to drive there. (Disclaimer: the vehicles have specialized scanners used to find specific things, but there's no fricking way I'm driving the whole way there once it's scanned!)
Agree that the op is a goddamn moron if he cannot do the tutorial, but yeah NMS biggest problem is the lack of a reason to really do anything. It has a lot of content by now, but it's all very shallow. The game is the epitome of the phrase "wide as an ocean, deep as a puddle", not just in its scale but also is gameplay mechanics.
You need to be 18 years or older to post here.
I want to love this game so much, but I get so fricking bored.
It's a space game with survival game elements, i don't know what you expected OP. There is literally sodium and oxygen everywhere to keep your suit charged. Caves are good for regenerating your hazard protection too.
NMS is shit, what else is new
sounds like you are fricking moronic
Anyone chastising the OP is moronic. He didn't get filtered, it's an example of a bad start to a bad game. You fricks will defend anything if it means being contrary.
>t. OP
and yes, it is a bad game. Doesn't make OP any less moronic.
Not OP, didn't die in the tutorial but did start on a couple useless roadblock planets, played more and then discovered it was in fact shit. OP also encountered a crock of shit and called it like it is.
>start on a couple useless roadblock planets
Elaborate
It's just how I remember it. Felt like I couldn't find something I needed. Could honestly be misremembering something.
That's hilarious, I too spawned on a hell planet with an incoming firestorm but it was easy to get the sodium needed to survive. Honestly extremely impressed with this game, I guess it's not for disabled people though
>plays on hardest difficulty
>surprised when it’s hard
The start isn't that bad, you're quickly told how to scan for resources and what resources you need so your suit can keep you alive. I think the game is well made and caters to people that want a near endless space exploration game but that has its own drawbacks and the game isn't properly marketed in a way to inform people of that. Waking up in an alien system struggling to learn an alien language by scrounging through ruins and making desperate gestures is enjoyable in its own way but can understandably feel tedious. I feel that the long grind is what makes the game so rewarding as you work your way into becoming a self sufficient cosmonaut.
The game has potential to actually be really good if it didn't constantly reuse assets. They haven't added nearly enough to the procedural planet generation, the game has maybe 40 unique planet categorizations in total - everything else is a remix of those 40 base planet categories. It's not good enough for a game where the core concept and whole appeal is constantly planet-hopping. In addition, the planets themselves give you little incentive to explore them, just landing and looking around you already sums up what the rest of that planet will look like.
There's still no rivers, no waterfalls, only ever single-biome planets, no planetary rotation/orbiting (yes, I know the devs claim that playtesters didn't like it, I don't care), and barely any AI for the fauna on planets. The potential of this game is huge, I hope they continue working on it until it can get close enough to realizing that potential, it's still really cool to me that I can just get in my ship and fly to that planet I see in the sky with no loading screens whatsoever. Such a crying shame that the game itself is so shallow and planets are repetitive within just a few hours.
4.0 update when?
Wait so you’re not respawning? You’re having to start a new game, so you’re playing on survival?
Idiot