>try to play old game
>literally nothing about the controls or gameplay is explained at any point, you're expected to just feel around in the dark and figure shit out
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Sounds kino. More games should do this. Too bad devs don't have any sort of faith in their players since they were all taught "UX design" in some commie state.
What is the problem, are you an idiot?
Made for BBC
For TV Tokyo, actually.
ass sucker is 1/2 American and 1/4 german, she wouldn't look like this
>zoomers don't even know about manuals
Terrible times for mankind.
bzzzt wrongo
https://heroes3wog.net/download/[Heroes%203]%20Restoration%20of%20Erathia%20Manual.pdf
It literally doesn't mention mouse left click
It mentions mouse right click once
How are you too moronic to try clicking things anon? Do you need a cutscene to try left-clicking? Come on man.
it was 1994
someone could have a PC without a mouse
game doesn't say a mouse is required to play
Yes we get it you're too moronic to try clicking. Keep blaming the game for your mental ineptitude.
>it was 1994
>homm3
You know what I was actually going to doomp my Asuka folder but not anymore this thread is giving me brain damage
What did the word literally add to that sentence?
NTA but it adds emphasis.
I never learned the controls from the manual as a kid. I just tried buttons until I knew what all the controls were. I remember getting stuck on Jak and Daxter as a teen when you have to roll jump over that gap to access snowy mountain because I had no idea you could roll jump lol. I think I ended up getting over it in some unintended way and still never found out about the roll jump until my second playthrough.
hardly anybody actually used those. not that you really have to anyway.
>hardly anybody actually used those
what
>hardly anybody actually used those.
homie you underaged as frick.
Reading through the manual on your way back home on the back seat of your family car was THE hype machine of the first two gaming decades.
And even today, a great instruction booklet is half the fun.
old games used to have something called an "in-struc-tion man-u-al"
it was a book that contained basic information and lore about the game!
what is this book thing?
it's like an internet article but printed on thin sheets of tree
sounds horrible
lol moron, id shit up funcoland barley past toddler age trying out vidya while my gayrents went next door for groceries.
You just kind of press the buttons and surprise surprise you learn what they do.
Are you actually moronic?
is that supposed to be her pussy temperature
wait what the frick why did it force namegay me into revolver ocelot
what
I have literally never used the name field in my life
Sometimes if two people post at the exact same time, it'll mix up the details of their posts. Kinda funny, I've seen it happen more than a few times.
I don't know if the mods are fricking with the backend or what but I've seen some fricky stuff today
like /vg/ OPs showing up in the middle of threads and posts with no relation to the thread topic and links to dead posts popping up here and there
that's the temperature of your entire body, dumbass
>only 36.6ºC
fricking casuals
I fricking hate Asuka
Orange Woman
i fricking love asuka
Read the manual
RTFM
>didn't read the manual
>literally too stupid to press a very limited combination of buttons to see what happens
I am genuinely fricking baffled by so many of you morons. Even when the game gives you info on what buttons do at the bottom of the screen or something you never read it anyway and just complain.
"ohhh how do i turn the camera" i dunno how about you take 10 fricking seconds to figure it out its generally pretty simple stuff.
>moronic zoomer doesn't realize games came with manuals
weird that people miss manuals when in every other consumer field the rule of thumb is that the user will NOT read the manual
Old games had manuals homosexual.
Game?
Simcopter
>simulator
https://archive.org/details/SimCopter_-_Manual_-_PC/page/n17/mode/1up
You did this to yourself
michael bay's transformers
>try to play old game
>literally nothing about the controls or gameplay is explained at any point, you're expected to just feel around in the dark and figure shit out
picked up
Surely you have enough of a brain to at least look up the manual online.
Read the fricking manual you shitheel. It's where the game explains these things.
For instance: I had no idea you could give your guys drugs in Syndicate before I read it, so for like 1/3rd of the game they were just amblign around like they were in fricking zimmerframes.
it's not like it's hard to do. You need a game to tell you to push forward on an analog stick to walk forward?
Zoom zoom betas literally do. Not even joking.
If the game does not TELL them what to do, it might just as well not even exist to them.
only asukagays are normalgays and 3dpdgays of the evacommunity
Zoomers, especially American zoomers, are allergic to reading. They can't stand it. Words on a page repel them like a cross repels a vampire. Reading the text on Tiktok videos is probably the hardest thing they read. Asking them to read a manual is an exercise in futility. You'd get better results asking said vampire to stand in running water while eating a plate of garlic and checking himself out in a mirror as the noontime sun shines merrily down on him.