>Trying to be bros with Gale. >It's either gay sex or frick off.

>Trying to be bros with Gale.
>It's either gay sex or frick off.
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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bro you have to come find me NOW
    >nah maybe later
    >NO IT HAS TO BE NOW
    >oh frick maybe he's about to explode from his magic thing i better check this out
    >homoerotic stargayzing

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Euros aren't human

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This shit is so moronic. How can people with so many years of experience not see this as an issue?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      liberal brainwashing

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    it was a little close but I already told him I wasn't interested so he didn't come onto me or anything

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i was holding off buying that because i'm playing something else currently (and because my retail site is out of stock) but i can't deny the evidence that this game seems very, very focused on gay sex, even if its nitpicking i know of no other game that had like 4-5+ gay sex stuff and its only what i've casually seen on Ganker

    is there an equal amount of straight/lesbian sex at least or is it all about ramming man ass?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      its more that every single companion will throw themselves at you, no matter WHAT you are. the thing is that gale is like... the only fricking companion character who is even remotely interesting because of his 'condition' and background, so people notice it a lot more when he comes onto you

      hes also the only wizard companion so 9 times out of 10 you'll have him in your party a lot, which makes him way more noticeable

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        forgot to mention that hes also the only character who is generally sane and will approve of rational decisions like NOT being a murderhobo. so players naturally end up with high approval from him without doing anything special

        still weird to have companions saying I TRUST YOU WITH MY LIFE after they've known me for less than a day

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >rational decisions
          but he's gay

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            hes player-sexual just like every companion. programmed to bone anything the player is

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            For no clear reason.
            He literally fricked goddess and him being gay makes no sense.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Only what I've casually seen on Ganker
      Gee Golly Goo, who would guess that you'd only see the same nit-picked lines of text out of literally hundreds of thousands and several female/demon sex dialogue in a 100+ hour game
      Get a fricking brain and make your own informed decision
      Game doesn't care what your gender is, the companions all literally want to frick you
      So every single female npc will also throw themselves at your dick, or your clam

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        can you answer my question again but turn off the autism rage?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's fricking shit cause now it makes me not want to pursue ANY of the male companion quests because now I know they'll all lead in them wanting to bang me.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >what I've seen on Ganker
      You're such a fricking loser lmao

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    hey bro (in the gay sense) I understand you got a taste of (you)s and can't stop cooming day and night to them all, but can you STOP FRICKING SPAMMING THE EXACT SAME THREAD NON STOP YOU homosexual

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >another thread
    I'm starting to think you might be gay...

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be a friend to him (Gay Sex)
    >be a total dick
    no wonder a lot of people accidentally fricked Gale, most players usually chose the friendliest option with companions

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    pandering to women more than anything

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pathfinder also pandered to women but you could still be bros with Sosiel, Daeran, Tristian and Regongar.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Black person
        >homosexual
        >traitor
        >cuck
        yeah what GREAT bros they were

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        true, but they didn't go off the fujo deep-end

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anon, Tristian romance.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i remember a time when fantasy medieval was actually medieval, and being gay got you stoned out of town or locked up by the church for 'reconditioning'

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bad bait

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why don't you split, Qui-Gon Jinn?

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Play homosexual game, get homosexual prize.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This past week I’ve learned that baldurs gay fans are mentally ill and extremely annoying.

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