>turn up to 40k match
>your opponent pulls out this bad boy
What do?
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>turn up to 40k match. >your opponent pulls out this bad boy
>turn up to 40k match
>your opponent pulls out this bad boy
What do?
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>"I thought we agreed to 1,750 points of 4th edition?"
>"1500 of 3rd, silly. I've brought kroot mercs, what did you bring?"
Assume I've suffered some kind of brain trauma as why the frick would I be playing nu40k
Scale creep has got out of hand.
Primaris Tau!
No, wait, to be Primaris it needs more guns.
I charge it with my 400 gretchin.
This anon is the kind of guy to respond to a Hellstar in Battletech by taking its value in Scorpion Light Tanks and giving them all AP ammo.
Ha, fricking brainlets
They could have brought Savanah Masters and had 50% more units!
Yes, but let's be honest, that's cliche at this point, might as well mix it up slightly.
>savannah masters
>not glorious saladins
i'm honestly not even mad, just disappointed.
Saladins with precision ammo so that you get your hits. Not like they'll live to empty those bins. Or Mechbusters, lol.
Assembled and painted? Tell them it looks nice, ask them about it - how it was to build, when they got it, etc. then play as normal.
Sorry, anon, your opponent has 41% himself.
Probably the same. Titanic models are a fricking excellent display piece for an indulgent hobbying / painting project. It'll probably be a shitshow of a game for them since they blew 790 points for a laugh but it'll likely be a fun novelty so I do love seeing these unusual sights occasionally.
I placed all my units lets go
Plot twist: you're playing a game of Kill Team on the courtyard at it's head.
No. Witnesses.
That's a cool idea.
Tread carefully, lest I jostle the table and its weak effeminate ankles break and it fall off the table.
>What do?
Probably win an unserious but fun enough gimmick game?
There's a reason nobody sweeps tourneys with those big moron models, they're hobby projects for people more than game pieces for competitive lists, the rules for them tend to skew bad.
use my orks
I run up an hit him with my axe.
>"That's a cool model mate, warhammer is it?"
>"anyway, ready for the mega game? I've got the 40000 bv of 3078 Word of Blake, you've got the coalition forces right?"
>"let's set up, the others will be here soon. This is going to be epic"
>"stick your big bot over there, he looks ace"
Ya guy did that in a 3K game and I did 36 devastating wounds to it turn 1 with my Shadowsword
>like the giant robots Tau has
>don't like Tau itself as a faction
>brother likes Tau
>doesn't like the giant robots (wants more xenos like kroot)
The duality of man
Tau is a mech army. You only have some few weird blue men walking around to spot and capture objectives for you.
>Tau is a mech army
moron take.
Seething krootoid.
Laugh and pull out 4 shadowswords
exterminatus
I was at a wargaming event this weekend, mostly other games but one table was playing 40k. Holy shit I could not believe how massive those models are. Sure I played 40k almost 20 years ago as a kid, but I'm about 100% certain the models weren't as frickhuge back then. There was barely any space left for movement on that table with the terrain pieces and massive tanks and mechs and shit.
Is this thing even good?
It's overpriced. If it was 500ish points it would be a pretty good pick. The railgun does has 2-3 DW attacks at BS4 (2 with observer + enhancement) at strenght 26 and 16 damage.
Praise him for his paint skills and ask him if he'd paint a Tau'nar for me
Like all things T'au it looks infinitely better mostly in camo-green.
Why does it work so good on them?