Turtle WoW

Is anyone here playing Turtle WoW?

It's a very populated vanilla WoW private server. It's easy to set up and you can play all vanilla content for free.

If you've ever been curious about WoW but didn't want to pay for a subscription, I highly recommend checking it out.

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    frick off shill
    this server's moderation and rules suck ass. nobody play on it

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      isnt that the case for almost every private WoW server except a few that dont exist anymore?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes but that shouldnt mean that it's now acceptable just because everyone is doing it

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      like not being able to call people Black folk? how does that affect the gameplay?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        no you dumb c**t

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          share an example

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            i said "i think gms overmoderate a bit" (verbatim) and got banned for it and then they doubled down on their bullshit when i emailed explaining the situation and why i didnt feel like i deserved a ban. people will say "b-b-but you're not telling the whole story!" you can believe me or not but im telling the truth

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is literally it. Probably why Ganker doesn’t talk about it.

        Free wow classic with original content, sounds like a sweet deal to me

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          shut the frick up you gay moron

          you dont know shit about good servers; this is why you never get any pussy

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is literally it. Probably why Ganker doesn’t talk about it.

        Free wow classic with original content, sounds like a sweet deal to me

        >get banned because hurt someone's feelings
        >loose all time investment
        >can't play game
        seems like it affects gameplay
        also if you can't enjoy banter while playing a game you have no sense of competition and fun

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >t never competed in his life
          in real irl competition people lose their shit over sportsmanship, which generally includes not harassing people during official play. everyone talks shit to each other when they think they can't be seen or heard, of course, but that's certainly not in the spirit of fun or camaraderie.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >in real in real life competition

            2real4me

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            you mean sponsored leagues where adl advertisers pay you

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            most people dont actually give a shit if sports players are buttholes to each other. it's always companies that are pussywhipped into thinking that any amount of controversy whatsoever will sink their profit costs, so they threaten to pull funding if the people involved dont "behave themselves"

            >but think of the corporations!
            isnt the argument you want to go for on this one

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >fgc
            >yousuck

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >also if you can't enjoy banter while playing a game you have no sense of competition and fun
          they can't relate to that as they've never had friends irl and play mmo's solo. Sad losers ruin gaming for normal people like you and I.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >also if you can't enjoy banter while playing a game you have no sense of competition and fun
          Doesn't sound like it was banter to me. People today have thick skin and have heard it all, so if you get banned then clearly you were just being obnoxious and thought it was banter due to your autism

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >People today have thick skin
            im e-girlng so hard right now. what alternate fricking reality do you live in?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              You're right, next time I should add in an exception for that guy who complained about getting banned, since obviously he's a thinned-skin crybaby lolololol

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                he got banned because other people were thin-skinned toward him you fricking idiot LOL. people nowadays are thinner skinned than ever. there literally has not been a time ever in history where people were more easily offended

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he got banned because other people were thin-skinned toward him
                Nah, like I said, people are pretty damn thick-skinned. I mean, it's 2023. We've seen it all by this point. Nobody gets banned for "what they say" or hurting other people's feelings. You have to be objectively disruptive in order to get slapped, and to act that way and cry about it after being slapped shows they're the real thin-skinned child here lol

                I'd say that, if you think most people are thin-skinned, it's just you and any other baby anons projecting your own thin-skinned nature onto everyone else, and you think that's right cuz you're all sucking each others' thumbs 🙂

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                who determines what is and isnt disruptive?
                on twow their definition of "disruptive" is skewed heavily towards one direction
                on twow they have a policy of "keep conversations topics centered around the game"
                but ive personally seen some topics get the ok while others immediately get gagged.
                i remember guild chat was talking about what drinks they like (mostly soda and sweet coffee)
                i chimed in "i avoid drinking empty calories, just water and tea for me"
                well someone took offense and I got a 24 hour mute.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >i chimed in "i avoid drinking empty calories, just water and tea for me"
                >well someone took offense and I got a 24 hour mute
                lmao

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                bait

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                i lost thousands of hours to that server
                i wish it was bait

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >People today have thick skin

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >People today have thick skin
            quality bait

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            2/10 made me reply

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is literally it. Probably why Ganker doesn’t talk about it.

        Free wow classic with original content, sounds like a sweet deal to me

        newbie samegay

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >like not being able to call people Black folk
        I don't like second guessing whether I'd get slap when someone asks "what are you guys doing" and I wanna say something dumb like "your mom"
        >how does that affect gameplay
        It's a MMO. Interactions with other players is an important part of the experience

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I wanna say something dumb like "your mom"
          have you tried not being 13

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            have you tried not being a belligerent moron who finds any excuse to censor people he dislikes?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            The flipside is people being cripplingly affected by someone being mildly childish

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Who are you? The Maturity Manager?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's a vanilla wow server you stupid Black person, the only people playing it are desperately trying to be 13 again

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        public guild chat was talking about what kind of gay porn they like
        I complained to staff and said it was inappropriate.
        those b***hes IP banned me.
        i wish i was kidding.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          another example
          in retail classic i had a NE hunter named Niqa
          this was a name ive used for years
          you can probably see where this is going
          i was playing another NE hunter on twow
          i was also HARDCORE and SLOW AND STEADY
          i was level 29 at the time and wrapping up
          some unfinished quests in elwynn and westfall
          (full quest completion)
          this is what happened
          >walking into cave
          >2 high elf females walk out
          >both stop next to me
          >10 seconds later my account is banned
          >no explanation
          >have to make another account
          >lose in total 5 characters, all hard core and slow and steady, highest level was 46.
          i dont know for sure why i was banned
          but i have a strong suspicion it was those 2 homosexuals who reported my name because
          it vaguely resembled the word Black person

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            public guild chat was talking about what kind of gay porn they like
            I complained to staff and said it was inappropriate.
            those b***hes IP banned me.
            i wish i was kidding.

            imagine playing on this server lmao

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            when classic came out some homosexuals reported me because my mage was Grandwizard

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I got away with the guild name "Cuck" for a while on retail, it was nice while it lasted. Not sure how that got through the censor.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I play pretty slowly, only 36. Im waiting for Human Hunters and the Gilneas Zone. Its pretty enjoyable, no one talking about any new content kinda adds some mystique I enjoy.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What’s the deal with VanillaPatch? Is it necessary? My PC flags it as a virus, and I know the video on the download page explains this, it just sketches me out.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      had twow on two pc's for about half a year now and didn't notice anything.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    frick off shill nobody wants to play your mentally ill troon mod and dev team run shit hole server

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >troon

      There are no trannies on the dev/mod team, I checked

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    So what's the guild for Ganker incels

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    troony server that instantly bans for the slightest offensive language

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Surely you can convey any kind of message without having to call people Black person or homosexual, anon?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >slightly offensive
        >Black person or homosexual

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i say Black person and homosexual all the time in turtle wow but i only play with my friends in discord. the only interaction with other people in a theme park mmo that you can solo is rushing for the same mob in a mini, silent race. pic related.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    why are there so many upset people on this board? I tried it out for like 6 hours the other day and had an incredible time

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      say something mildly disagreeable in world chat and get back to us

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Project Epoch is going to mop the floor with Turtle. So much that you can't do with the vanilla client, very strong scripting and the quests aren't obviously written by a random bunch of ESLs

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Revamped Deadmines/WC are also very good examples, probably more interesting to look at than this

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks for posting this. That server might bring me back to wow. Are there any trannies involved with it?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >opt in pvp
        nevermind

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You guys keep saying the same thing in any Turtle thread, but the simple fact of the matter is that people can play Turtle right now, but not Epoch. It gets shilled like there's a competition to be had between the two at this point, but people can't switch to Epoch because there's no fukken Epoch to play.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, you're right, I wouldn't really mind going back and playing more turtle more until epoch is out once the population goes down a bit if I didn't have other games to play, I'm just excited for epoch because it looks really good and addresses some of the criticisms I had with turtle

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Shilling another Shena project
    Frick off.
    Try saying anything on that shit tier server and a it's an insta-ban.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love Twow. But i always lose interest after hitting 60

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