Turtle WoW

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's exactly what vanilla-plus wow should be. if blizzard wants to save wow, they should shut down retail, revert classic back to vanilla, and do their own vanilla-plus

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They could ditch those extra islands that were added, the questing there wasn't very good.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I liked banana island

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    what is turtle wow?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      probably a shitty private server

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      imagine if WoW got the OG planned south seas + Grim Batol expac extending the original world instead of TBC and fixing the classes.
      It's pretty much like that, but different.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      classic+ private server

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      bitcoin miner

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i thought it was supposed to the "Alpha WoW vision" with darks nights, camping, and generally more of a slow survival sandbox? But now it looks like a bunch of modern WoW fluffy shit like transmog and pet collecting?

    if i wanted WoW+ and a server doing really creative, seasonal stuff, it'd be Ascension.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    because you chopped your dick off

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What am I looking at

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it sucks but it's unsurprising that their mod team are trannies. only the mentally ill would try to maintain and moderate a nearly 20 year old game

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not. It's just a bunch of noggit shit with scam dev shenna in charge

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not as good as it could be. The main dev is a known scammer, the devs themselves shut down all negative opinion with some of the devs being legitimate transvestites and/or narcissist autists (like the gay who renamed a guild without telling them and broke up a naked conga line in Stormwind); much of the content is open-source free material such as Stormwind Vaults and part of Karazhan Crypts; they have one guy who writes and tests the vast majority (like 95%) of all custom quests so they're usually broken/bugged and laced with grammatical and spelling errors; the longest running raid guilds are full of divas and narcissists, etc. Lots of people to play with though but it's the most sensitive and chat-enforced server I've ever played on regarding WoW.
    I finally won a good weapon yesterday that I've been after off and on for months lol too bad the server sucks

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want to work on a project like this this that doesn’t have such shit c**ts attached to it
      I want to help with zone designing and writing + testing quests for a server that tries to do classic+ but they all have horrible staff somehow

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >they all have horrible staff somehow
        Yeah dude it's fricking bizarre. I don't remember who it was (Gheor?) but there was some dev with turtle wow that ended up leaving after having lots of lore-relevant ideas and designs censored or shot down, in favor of complete fanfic and stuff to attract new players.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          weird that they would do that
          im pretty sure it’s a commonly held opinion that people would like to see a classic+ with the notable cut content restored and not some sort of weird fan fiction shit
          wonder how they got that in their mind

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yup, Censored was the word. Got muted for 3 weeks because I said "What is politics?" as a joke when GMs told everyone to stop talking about politics in world chat

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHOOP WHOOP SHILL THREAD
    >WHOOP WHOOP SHILL THREAD
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    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      ok anon, what can be discussed on Ganker that you wont try to shit on

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Any threads about video games and not a bunch of trannies trying to use Ganker as their personal adspace.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          ok name one

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nearly every thread up right now besides the Diablo ones and the ones about that ugly e-girl thing.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, link them, then lets see if they can pass the troony test

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I could link the most on topic thread this board has ever seen and you would only do mental gymnastics to act like it's the same as troonyWoW threads because you are a disingenuous shill.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                no anon, it'd be super easy to claim its a troony thread because everything is called a troony shill thread that you and every other room temperature IQ moron feel they need to shit up
                go back on Discord and shove your falseflags up each others dilated buttholes

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >feel they need to shit up
                I'm not in other threads doing this because I can tell when people are actually talking about a game.
                No one on Ganker wants to talk about your literal who server, because no one on Ganker plays on it. And the ones that do quit the game quickly and talk about how it's filled with power tripping mods and troons.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >saying something positive about a game is shilling
      Anon might I suggest you're moronic?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >making the same threads over and over again then bumping them with my discord troons isn't shilling bro
        TurtleWoW isn't even in the top 10 largest WoW private servers. It is reportedly filled with narcissists and trannies which tends to repel the kind of people who use Ganker as legitimate posters, and yet it has a vast over representation in threads and posts made about it. What explanation is there for that besides shilling?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >What explanation is there for that besides shilling?
          I literally just started playing it and like it and I have no idea about any of that shizobabble you just spewed out?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Have fun anon! Taking a short break myself atm

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Thanks anon, it's kinda refreshing after Classic, I like exploring the new zones and quests. I feel it's slower though? Is the exp rate like 50% or something (I can't be arsed to google it)?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                XP rate is the same but the levelling is actually faster
                Crossroads and goldshire usually have tents placed about which rapidly fill up your rested EXP bonus. The warmode glyph from the starting zones also gives a 30% extra exp from all sources.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >population is twice as big as when I was playing it last
    turtletrannies... I kneel

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's so many fricking people it's difficult to do any quest

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >1000-2000
      >not even half of what Netherwing, Whitemane, Ascension has
      So this is the power of HRT...

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >online since 2022
        They're well into their fourth year, no wonder the rest of that would be inaccurate.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        peak pop is around 6k currently, it was around 3k when I was playing last year

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    you morons really need to learn to move on

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >make post "actually talking about a game"
    >gets ignored for off-topic spazzing
    wow what a surprise

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >waahhh why are people being off topic in my shill thread please I need money to afford more makeup and XXXXL dresses

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        What does you coming here after 2016 have to do with the board topic?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          What makes you think Ganker is your personal adspace for a shitty private server full of troons?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            What does you coming here after 2016 have to do with the board topic?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            OP here, can you just frick off? You're literally worse than the troons you despise so much. Like hurr durr stop liking what I don't like, frick off lol.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              No. I know a shill thread when I see it. Had this just been a single thread, I would not have given it a second thought, but there is a very recognizable and suspicious pattern of troonyWoW posting on this site despite it being just being another fish in the pond as far as private servers go and there is nothing about it that seems like it would attract Ganker users in particular. The only explanation is shilling.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                What does you coming here after 2016 have to do with the board topic?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Listen you pimple faced weirdo. I literally post 3 threads on Ganker per year, I haven't seen a single goddamn Turtle WoW thread ever (literally ever) on Ganker, I started playing turtle 3 days ago and I had a lot of fun so far, and your autistic screeching is just embarrassing at this point. If I started the thread with "why does it sucks so much?" you wouldn't complain but LORD FORGIVE ME for saying something good about any fricking game.

                Please go outside, get some sun, take a shower because I smell you through the screen, and stop screeching like an autistic fricking sperg. I just like the fricking game, I'm not even on fricking discord jesus fricking christ.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I haven't seen a single goddamn Turtle WoW thread ever (literally ever) on Ganker
                I have seen multiple across several months and they are all the same. So you are either lying through your teeth or you're just that moronic and don't use Ganker that much. But at the same time, you JUST SO HAPPENED to start playing a private server with a known shill campaign on Ganker and randomly decided to make a thread on it is highly suspicious.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you are moronic if you're not on Ganker literally every second of every day
                yeah anon i have bad news for you

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not on all day and you're a disingenuous shill.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >everyone i don't like is a shill
                Ok next time I'm juts gonna start the thread with "this game sucks", maybe then I'll get an honest conversation here instead of screeching autists

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not everyone I don't like is a shill, just you. At least at this moment.
                And you'll get the same replies from similar Anons because I'm not the only one that can tell when something's being shilled.

                You are just fricking fuming that you and your discord butt buddies can't fill your shitty shill threads with milquetoast forced discussion trying to drum up users in a moronic guerilla marketing thread.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah I'm a huge shill, I started playing this fricking videogame 3 days ago and I'm already in full shill mode, look at me shilling, hurr durr. I don't even know who the fricking admins are or why I'm supposed to hate them, you literal sperg

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah I'm a huge shill, I started playing this fricking videogame 3 days ago and I'm already in full shill mode, look at me shilling, hurr durr. I don't even know who the fricking admins are or why I'm supposed to hate them, you literal sperg

                This is my literal play time so far on turtle

                Man I became a shill fast, holy frick. Must be a damn record

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm totally legit bro dude trust me
                Uh huh. Sure, whatever you say pal. That doesn't dismiss the obvious shill patterns that have preceded this entire conversation. Maybe you are legit, maybe not. But if you are then you have no reason to keep replying.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                My only reason is to tell you you're a sperg and you should go take a shower asap

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I accept your concession

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't get how people can claim there's "never been any threads" on a topic when Ganker is that well archived.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                it's funny because you can just search "turtle wow" in the archives and see that 95% of the posts either blatant shill posts or people complaining about how garbage it is.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                here's an idea, make another thread for complaining about turtle wow, and then circlejerk about how bad it is there. this is a thread for players who like turtle wow

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >waaahhhh stop interupting my shill time
                Go someplace else where people lack pattern recognition. Like Reddit. Perhaps Twitter?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                There's two ironic things about your posting here
                1) you're literally bumping this thread over and over and over again, thus contributing to the "shilling" you're so convinced is taking place here, since now more and more people are going to see this thread and maybe google turtle and start playing it, but much more ironically
                2) THE FRICKING SERVERS ARE FULL OF PEPLE ALREADY YOU DUMBASS

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >1) you're literally bumping this thread over and over and over again,
                You must not know how the site works, huh?
                >2) THE FRICKING SERVERS ARE FULL OF PEPLE ALREADY
                And? When it comes to moron admins making money off of a bunch of schubs online enough is never enough.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You are literally so fricking stupid it's beyond words. Any insult I throw at you is too mild

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I accept your concession

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah I'm a huge shill, I started playing this fricking videogame 3 days ago and I'm already in full shill mode, look at me shilling, hurr durr. I don't even know who the fricking admins are or why I'm supposed to hate them, you literal sperg

                [...]
                This is my literal play time so far on turtle

                Man I became a shill fast, holy frick. Must be a damn record

                Also it's fricking ironic you accuse me of shilling when the game doesn't even fricking need shilling, there's too many fricking people playing as is. There should be an anti-shill campaign so I can fricking quest in peace.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Uhhh if you defend yourself from me calling you a shill then dat means you're a shill DURRRRRRRRR

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >so mad you replied 3 times
                uh oh looks like someone's having a bit of a melty

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                t.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >still replying
                damn bro you are mad

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm mad only because morons entered my thread when all I wanted was a chill thread to discuss turtle wow

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                you will never have that because of how homosexual the mods are

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Then you should leave and try again on another website more hospitable to your kind. Perhaps Reddit?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                2016+ newbies only come here to disrupt any and all discourse.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'll discuss it with you anon, anything you need to know?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah how do I keybind "pet follow". Do I need to make a macro? It's kinda annoying not being able to stop pet with a keybind

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Can't help with that one I'm afraid, not a hunter player

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    half of the playerbase are HC players. the rest are chinks

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    there was 7.3k on at peak and I can't quest anymore!!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      you can tell its indians being paid to shill this with how some of these posts are written

      to any sad souls thinking theyre going to relive their teenage years by playing WoW again:

      IT IS NOT FUN AND IT SUCKS, IT IS THE BIGGEST WASTE OF TIME POSSIBLE

      i got 60 and raided on kronos and official classic. it was the biggest waste of time of my life in both cases

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >i got to 60 but you can't because i said so
        maybe you just don't know how to have fun

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          i camped booty bay for 6 hours a day for about a month killing low levels and escaping the nets as druid. towards the end i figured out you could pm opposite faction on battlenet and would do so to talk shit while i camped them. i know how to have fun my homie

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sounds like a shit way to have fun. A good way to have fun is to form friendships and go on adventures

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              what are you 9 years old you fricking moron? i was playing with people id been friends with for years as well

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                No I'm 35, I'd say getting dopamine hits out of camping other players is more in line with 9 years old players since you know, it's immature and moronic. But to each their own I guess.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Competition is the backbone of society. It drives innovation. Trying to remove competition aka PvP from a game ruins it.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ganking others isn't competition anon, it's malice. Competition is winning in pvp against opponents that match or exceed your skill level. That's where honor is, not ganking newbies like a manchild.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                No one's crying, I'm just saying ganking is 9 year old behavior. If you feel the need to do it, do it. I'd rather pvp against my own level because I don't find even a modicum of joy in ganking lowbies. Like I said to each their own.

                you are new to video games. WoW pvp can be flow charted, it's completely solved. only a child or someone who sucks would view the game like you do. or someone shilling for this dumb bullshit in a shill thread 🙂

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >waaah why am i not getting my bias affirmed when i literally get dopamine hits out of ganking lowbies like some 9 year old in between jerking off sessions
                embarrassing

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                are you afraid that reminding people WoW is tedious and that they will get ganked / camped is going to reduce interest in the server? this is all anyone plays for

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                your brain is screwed on backwards. 9 year olds can have fun playing WoW normally. adults get bored of the tedium and figure out how to have fun in the game in other ways

                the only reason anyone plays classic WoW after 2007 is to bully. the content is otherwise completely solved

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >immature gaylord thinks he has life figured out

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                video games arent life

                [...]
                [...]
                Also it's fricking ironic you accuse me of shilling when the game doesn't even fricking need shilling, there's too many fricking people playing as is. There should be an anti-shill campaign so I can fricking quest in peace.

                people probably pay for weeks of shilling a product in advance. its also necessary because 80% of the players that are playing right now will stop in the next couple weeks. happens on every private server. they have to maintain a critical mass of players

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >2023
                >crying about pvp on a pvp server

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                No one's crying, I'm just saying ganking is 9 year old behavior. If you feel the need to do it, do it. I'd rather pvp against my own level because I don't find even a modicum of joy in ganking lowbies. Like I said to each their own.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    or you can just pay the 15 bucks and play the game for real you troony. what is wrong with private server freaks? this server is infinitely worse than any classic blizzard server

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >paying blizzard for a worse version of the game
      Let me know when they do vanilla+ proper and I'll consider it

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    turtle is good because its fresh content and the tents make leveling less lonely haha

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    go shill there troony

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      they can't. the general died like 4 times in a row

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is it so shilled?

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >playing on sheena's server

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >muh sheena bogeyman
      back to sóymane, shill

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Alex is a schizo that needs meds ASAP

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    the guy crying about pvp is the same guy crying about trans lol

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