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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    quintessential third word moron prose and post

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >seething troon

      dont care, go suck up more failed games

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        your country (brazil) is full of transexual street prostitutes and your father caught aids from one of them

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          im not a macaco, nice try, anglcuck

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          iphone troony why are you a shill for this goyslop as well as Victoria 3?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >AIDS infested favela dweller tries to deflect with “muh trannies”

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      fantasoi troony seething at new levels LOL, are you the steam community manager?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >im being personally persecuted by shills employed by CA
        only low IQ ESLs with unwarranted self importance believe this

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah, CA locking any thread on steam with criticism of them is definelty a conspiracy LOL
          Try harder Evangelos

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            fantasoi troony seething at new levels LOL, are you the steam community manager?

            >seething troon

            dont care, go suck up more failed games

            https://i.imgur.com/mLf1kKG.png

            Instead of WE WUZ kek

            iphone troony why are you a shill for this goyslop as well as Victoria 3?

            These are the kind of moronic mentally ill posts you get when you open the floodgates and let Latin Americans and East Euroids in

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >racism outside of /b/

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >mutt hands type this frick copation post

              make me laugh, b***h

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                you can’t say mutt you’re from brazil

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >moronic ESL syntax and redditspacing
                the third world is not sending its best
                [...]
                grow a pair you fricking low IQ pussy

                CA shills woke up

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                See

                >im being personally persecuted by shills employed by CA
                only low IQ ESLs with unwarranted self importance believe this

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                See

                [...]
                CA shills woke up

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I would rather be a “CA shill” than a 70 IQ thirdie

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                instead of 70iq brazilian youre a 5iq paid shill who's told what to say LOL

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                this post was brought to you directly by iFunny.br

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                You type like a fricking moron

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                he's right though

                [...]
                CA shills woke up

                >mutt hands type this frick copation post

                make me laugh, b***h

                >racism outside of /b/

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >moronic ESL syntax and redditspacing
                the third world is not sending its best

                >racism outside of /b/

                grow a pair you fricking low IQ pussy

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >>mutt hands type this frick copation post
                What did it mean by this?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                You must be 18 or over to use this website

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >being this racist

                YIKES

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >being a low iq moron and reporting everyone who hurts your feelings for racism

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hi Evangelos

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      seethe

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Graphics = Shit
        >Unit behavior = Atrocious
        >Bugs = Abundant
        >Soul = Perfection, never reached again by any other TW game including Attila.
        Do I write my congressman about this? I can't ask CA to make another Empire game as it would just be dogshit. But I want a sequel that fixes the issues of the first game.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah that's called Napoleon

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            napoleon fixes nothing while removing unit and cultural diversity

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          There’s a mod out called TW Empire 2. It’s pretty good and fixes a lot.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >TW Empire 2.
            >Features: -4500+ Units,
            sigh

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pharaoh sucks but this is true poltards need to go back to containment

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    You found this website a week ago linked on a Facebook funny memes page. Frick off back there.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stopped buying Total War games after Warhammer 2. Probably the last good game they made.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yep, fun game.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish I would have stopped after Attila or hell even Shogun 2. My mind would remain pure and still be happy.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >definelty
    we’re watching these thirdie morons neurologically deteriorate in real time lol. must be the HIV

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cant think of a rebuttal
      >gives up
      So this is the intellectual power of fantasoi pissbabies

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody is epic debating you lol, we’re taking part in /vst/‘s favourite pastime - laughing at barely literate third world morons.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          You already gave your concession though

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, why are all the names flipped around? Isnt it "Empire: Total War", just like it's "Shogun: Total War"?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, but at some point(around Rome II iirc) they've decided to switch it around because apparently the original order gives an impression that "total war" is a subtitle rather than a series title

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only if you're fricking moronic.

        Sounds like the marketing department had too much say in the matter

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's probably just because they wanted the games to be all together in steam libraries.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    wonder what mods they're playing

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>mutt hands type this frick copation post

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's right though

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    CA shill meltdown LMAO

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      bump

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Absolute state of Nu-CA
    Medieval 2 was the last good CA game

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    another BR monkey embarrasses its shitty nation yet again

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    CA shills seething and coping at new records LOL

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no you see im so intelligent i spend $500 everytime CA tells me too
    >brazilians are too stupid to paypig for CA
    LMAO

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      CA shills seething and coping at new records LOL

      ai generated posts

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >we'll never get a gigakino WW1 Total War just called "Total War" with air, land and sea combat
    I hate this timeline

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Notice how the CA shills only defense are personal insults. They know the game's shit and have given up defending it

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair the open world in Elder Ring is ass considering how shit is literally the dark souls level system impremented.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It's da esl thirdies
    >Da esl syntax
    >Muh 100 year old NA only anime website

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      you literally type like a brain damaged favela urchin with HIV, begone from this white website

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        CA lost btw

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you literally type like a brain damaged favela urchin with HIV, begone from this white website

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      lmao the memes are even like favela variant wojaks. where do you get these from, facebook?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        See

        Notice how the CA shills only defense are personal insults. They know the game's shit and have given up defending it

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hi, guys, what's happening in this thread?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      CA shills are having mental breakdowns calling everyone Brazilian

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anti-Cosumers chills are having a failing in logic ,calling everyone moron.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's funny because actual Brazilians are too dumb and ESL to play ETW.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unmedicated schizophrenia. Our resident lunatic argues with voices in his head again.

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Which one is better?
    Shogun 2, Rome 2 or Attila?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Attila. Very good campaign mechanics, shame the combat is a mess of floaty unsatisfying shit.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thrones of Britannia

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shogun 2, especially if you include Fall and Rise of the Samurai.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shogun 2. Attila is just Rome 2 with a brown filter and an improved campaign

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    facebook tier meme

    Anti-Cosumers chills are having a failing in logic ,calling everyone moron.

    what are the frick are you trying to say esl

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  21. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    installed it today cause of all the positive comments. So far played only single battle mode cause campaign is confusing but im really not a fan of gunpowder combat in TW games, it looks cool but its not really satisfying compared to the flank and charge in old TW games, cavalry charges are so weightless and pathetic, am i missing something here?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, that is precisely why people say TW peaked in MED2 and sometimes Shogun 2, despite having guns Shogun 2 had uniquely visceral battles which was more fun than
      >watch lines of riflemen shoot each other for 30 minutes
      Just play Napoleon, Anon. They (somewhat) fixed cavalry, they buffed artillery (making it an actual danger that cavalry needs to deal with) and it's overall a much tighter (if much more smaller scope) game.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        recently i thought about buying Rome 2, are battles also so shit or they actually made it work?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Battles are exactly the same as any other tw released in the past decade. Only some of the campaign mechanics and aesthetics differ

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          They are still shit

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Total shit. Buy rome:remastered and use mods instead.

  22. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus Christ, the Ganker brainrot finally found it’s way here

  23. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've played these games and they're all kinda ass

    Redpill me on them, why are they so assy looking and assy playing? I mean the turn decisions make almost no difference until long long hours in and the RTS style is very slow and basic. It's like 3 games mashed together, being 4X, RTS and politics but none of the aspects is done particularly right

    It was novel with Medieval 2 and such back then. But tried almost them all at one point or another and felt like they never evolved, its just new coats of paint over the (same) engine?

    If so, what the frick?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Redpill me on them
      Why? Clearly you have played them and don’t like them so whats the point?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Some people are unable to understand why others may enjoy things.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Real time preww2 battles are arcadey garbage in every other game in comparison. Every single TW anihilates all competition in this regard.
      >RTS style is very slow
      They are not slow enough

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      They look and play like ass because CA adopted a dogshit engine, then all the talented devs left, then they started an insane production cycle that caused each new game to just be a fork of the previous one and now they have 10 years of tech debt.

      The idea behind the game is that it's fun to conquer the world as a general, but ever since Empire the combat is too fast and moronic to rely on actual tactics.

  24. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    great thread anon. you really riled up the trannies.

  25. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    oh nononono

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's at least doing better than the other Saga games it was originally intended to compete with

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's still new, give it a month or two

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rome 2 always wins baby!

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Rome 1 almost as popular as remaster
      I'm proud of you oldgays.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        its more popular for sure as most people play on non steam version

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Napoleon is lower than Pharaoh

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        take another look

  26. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I actually have no idea how Empire still has players, even more than Napoleon. The game is just so bad.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      game is bad but setting is top notch
      nappy may be better but i just don't even bother with it

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      the success of total war was always dependent on its setting first and foremost. thats why its still one of the most played despite it being worse than rome 2 in terms of bugs weird gameplay decisions and a very shitty map.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Empire was the most ambitious Total War until Warhammer, and there are millions of gunpowder era autists.

  27. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    We still need a WW1 Total War just called "Total War".

  28. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The first and only time I played a full campaign of empire I ran into a bug where my saves stopped loading, any fix for that?

  29. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    why dont they make dlc for empire, since its more profitable than pharaoh?

  30. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    There will never be a total war empire 2, and at this point, I'm glad that Black personhomosexuals at SEGAy don't ruin it.

    Downloading Total War Empires right now.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      i was thinking about trying that Empire 2 mod
      did you play it?

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