>Greetings Anon! I raise my glass for the one competitor who's made it all the way through the Twisted Metal tournament!
What do you wish for? Other Anons can corrupt (you)r wish.
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I wish all trannies would become straight
Granted!
Unluckily for you that was your only chance at love. No women like you anymore either
*teleports you to the children hospital*
Granted!
You now shit out your mouth
GRANTED
NOW EVERYONE IS THE REVERSED GENDER, AND CANNOT REPRODUCE LIKE EVERY OTHER troony
WE WANT BABES!
I wish you had taste buds in your butthole
I wish to not have this wish granted.
Granted! Ah, but what better way for a wish to not be granted if you didn't exist in the first place to make it?
I wish for you to spread misery and torment to the entire world for all eternity Calypso.
Granted! But Calypso only spreads misery and torment by doing silly things like stealing candy from a baby or pulling pranks on people where they don't get seriously harmed.
I wish the death of all TORtanicgays.
Granted! But the resulting vacuum is quickly filled by degenerates, Basedjack.party users and other undesirables! Somehow Ganker becomes even more cancerous than it was before.
As soon as the thread reaches 499 replies it will be deleted.
Granted! But because you don't have the fighting spirit necessary to control the stand, it makes you feel weak and eventually kills you.
Granted! You become a little girl (male)!
Pizza? Pizza. Your wish for Pizza, is granted. But before you can take a slice, a bunch of ninjas appear and steal it.
I DID MY TIME
AND I WANT OUT
CALYPSO GRANT MY WISH ALREADY
I DID MY TIME
AND I WANT OUT
You want to be out? Granted! You are out of this year's Twisted Metal contest! See you again next year!
>You are out of the contest you won
Nani
Alright, fine.
Calypso, i won your race.
Now give me a sandwich.
Nah make your own
Granted but it's made of week old Gregg's pasties between two stale bits of bread.
I wish this thread would get deleted
i wish to gain the milagro man stand
I wish to be the little girl
I WISH FOR PIZZA
>what do you wish for?
more Twisted Metal games that dont end up as reworks of previous titles.
Granted! We're evolving from the deathmatch format and introducing open world maps to support our vision of a car-based Tarkov-alike
Yes, it is always online and multiplayer only
I wish that you'd eat shit and get fricked in the ass homosexual
Granted! I will eat the shit that are buffalo chicken wings and I will be fricked in the ass (figuratively) by the IRS for a few seconds before I magically conjure 1 ton of gold to pay what I owe the IRS!
i want anthro women to be real
Granted! Each one of them has rabies and is highly aggressive to any human or wildlife. After 2 months all anthro women are dead and their bodies are cremated.
i wish i could redo the race in an overlord tank from c&c generals, with a gatling gun upgrade, please
I want to go back to 1993.
You go back to 1993, but you're still the same age.
So I know a shitton about the future? Some downside huh.
Going back to your original age with original memories, doomed to do everything again would've been more of a "twist".
I wish Metal Gear would stop being relevant despite a boring 1:1 remake and the games finally being preserved on PC/Steam, therefore no longer a concern.
ok, I wish you become me and I become you.
Are you insane?! I won't grant that wish!
i want fruit gushers
I want anon to have shit gushers
I want my dad to stop hitting my mom
Granted! Now your dad is exclusively beating up you.
CALYPSO
WHERE IS MY OVERLORD TANK
It's right there, in the middle of the road. Better be quick, someone might also want to man the Overlord Tank before you, like that Afro-American who has just opened the hatch.
i want to meet shrek
Granted! You are transported into the swamp where Shrek lives, however, it's a pitch-black night and you accidentally fall into the bog and drown.
Calypso! I have won your game, I ask only for a Sega Saturn copy of Golden Axe: The Duel.
Calypso, I wish to have a well paying job that will financially support me and my family