Two years. What a fricking disaster. This is worse than the Wii U.

Two years.

What a fricking disaster. This is worse than the Wii U.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hey at least it's still seeing some use despite having NOGAMES

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is she cute?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Obviously not. She's old as frick.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >12

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          9 years too old.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            For me its newborns. There's a certain allure to them when they are straight out of the womb.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              BABYFRICK, BABYFRICK, IT'S AWWWRIGHT!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Probably obese.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Damn bratty kid

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >console on carpet
    >airvent blocked by wall
    don't you like the smell of 100c chips

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not like it's doing anything just idling there.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sex with Rose Winters from Resident Evil Village

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    People paid scaplers $1000 for this piece of shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >le scalpers!
      Always been a meme, a lie, cope. Invented by snoytrannies to distract from the grim reality that is the absolute state of the brand they've spent their lives worshipping and bankrolling. ElderRing's sales alone prove this, it sold millions on the PS5 alone. How would that be possible if there weren't any snoyboxes in the market?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        homie even fricking Congress talked about the PS5 scalping issue.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That's hilarious, source?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Look it up. Easy to find. Consider it an exercise in finding things and thinking for yourself (hard for you types to do, I know)

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >ElderRing's sales alone prove this, it sold millions on the PS5 alone.
        and STILL got beaten by PC by an embarrassingly large margin

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i know a guy who bought two and sold them both for twice the price

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine denying reality this hard to own the sonygays. Sad.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I bought my PS5 from a scalper.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        there's absolutely no subtlety to this bait
        please try again

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Best Emma!

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >worse than Wiiu

    Lmao get fricking real

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The WiiU had at least two games. (Xenoblade Chronicles X and Bayonetta 2)

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They were shit, wii u had no games hence why its sales forced nintendo to quit making consoles.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          lmao this guy still thinks console sales are in any way related to the games available.

          PS5 sold a frickton and has literally no games. It's not even a meme, it doesn't have a single game that justifies it. Every single WiiU game that was re-released on the switch sold millions more than on the WiiU so the games themselves were absolutely fine, even years later.

          console success is all about marketing and hivemind shit

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >PS5 sold a frickton and has literally no games
            This is a lie, plenty of games that people want to play are on the PS5. Nothing people wanted was on the Wii U.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >plenty of games that people want to play are on the PS5
              who the frick would want to play those game so badly that they buy a PS5 but never got a ps4, where they are also playable? PS5 has no exclusive games.

              >Nothing people wanted was on the Wii U.
              false, it had multiple games that sold well for the install base, and sold even better when rereleased years later on the switch. The best selling console exclusive of all time (mario kart 8) is a wiiu game

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >They were shit
          Holy cope

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's true. By this point the wii u had a comparative ton of games.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >cheap, warbly furniture
    >horrible paint job on wall and trim
    >ripped box spring
    >no bed sheets
    Exactly what I expect snoys to live like. I'll give this person credit though, at least they don't outwardly appear to have roaches like most of the ESL poorgays of that brand.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >pic
      Ok, thats fricking unnerving.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Have you seen the carpet? They have roaches.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >pic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what's horrible about the paintjob?
      are you talking about the dark spots? isn't that easily fixable?
      looks like dirt, man

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not that guy but the trim looks like it was painted without even being prepped, washed, or primed and while it seems there isn't any paint on the carpet Probably replaced at some point. They also didn't tape the trim before painting the wall and did a terrible job cutting in along it. It's a real landlord special, I doubt the walls even got cleaned/primed before they were painted over.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Look right above the trim. The slumlord who owns the place didn't even attempt to get close to the white part. The trim itself is also covered in chunky uneven white paint because it was probably slapped on there in between poor tenants. Disgusting.

          I see absolutely nothing wrong with the image.
          I bet you're women.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You're now breathing manually.
            And are aware of the fact your tongue isn't comfortable anywhere in your mouth.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Look right above the trim. The slumlord who owns the place didn't even attempt to get close to the white part. The trim itself is also covered in chunky uneven white paint because it was probably slapped on there in between poor tenants. Disgusting.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe if this person wasn’t so disgusting they wouldn’t have roaches in their ps4.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >snoys
        >being cleanly
        Pick one and only one.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >pic
      Yes, obviously. The vent holes are the issue, not the fact that he lives in a roach infested house.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Anon use your eyes, the mattress and box spring are new and they didnt remove the plastic.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        t. slumdog snoy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why does it not surprise me in the slightest that Vito lives in a roach motel?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        eeeyyyy he's walking here

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Because he is a disgusting c**t

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          hes right tho
          non-offenders dont get help because people want to kill them

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >existing laws

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          hes right tho
          non-offenders dont get help because people want to kill them

          seems like thought policing

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >we

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >we

            It's a royal we. Also I have seen many reports of ten year old pedophiles. No history of abuse, no exposure to deviancy, just a ten year old kid who liked to abuse toddlers. There is definitely a born with it component

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >royal we
              Nah, don't think so, boss.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >we

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i literally keep my ps4 in the garage and have never had this issue. this guys house is beyond putrid

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that's so fricking digusting

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Now you know where the term sonyroach came from

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >build new consoles
    >no real improvement in graphical fidelity over past generations
    >no real big games that everyone wants
    gee no idea

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the wii u sold 12 million units in its whole lifetime
    ps5 has already sold 30 million

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >ps5 has already sold 30 million
      To scalpers

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        cope

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >the wii u sold 12 million units
      At a profit.
      >ps5 has already sold 30 million
      At a loss. Optimistically, only 15 million of those are actually in the hands of consumers, and potentially driving a profit through software and subscriptions. The PS5 situation isn't "Wii U bad", but it's still really, really fricking bad.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        cope

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >ps5
      20 million """shipped"""

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      PS5 most certainly has not sold 30 million units

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      And of those 30 million, so few are even activated that publishers are outright breaking their exclusivity contracts just so they have a chance of making money.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      by this point in its life cycle, the wii u had wonderful 101, bayo2, tropical freeze, mk8, hyrule warriors, 3D world, pikmin 3, and mario + luigi bros u

      ps5 has uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >wii u had wonderful 101, bayo2, tropical freeze, mk8, hyrule warriors, 3D world, pikmin 3, and mario + luigi bros u
        all bad and massively disappointing games.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >donkey kong tropical freeze
          >bad
          >massively disappointing
          that is a hot ass take, really?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You thought it was good? 1/3rd of the game is a tutorial, the rest of the tamest most predictable rule of 3's platforming known to man. Were you actually impressed by the game timing platforms to music? First time?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >something contradicts your personal beliefs
            >hOlY pOpCoRn BaTmAn!
            >SOMONE JUST FRICKING CONTRADICTED ME ON THE INTERNET WAAAH WAAAH!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Epic bait my dude.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I mean at least the PS5 can still play multiplats. Not like Wii U which unless you were a hardcore bing bing wahoo you were very fricked.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        games aren't important only graphics and sales

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    at least it can play bloodborne at a stable 30fps

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ONE GAME
      I DON'T KNOW WHY

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sad thing.
        The Ps5 also only has one game and it's a fricking remake of another Fromsoft game.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >stable

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >SLEEPING STRAIGHT ON THE MATTRESS

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      seriously, why do Black folk do this?

      ban me again you fricking cuck Black person troony jannies. there is nothing on this site worth looking at. you moronic Black folk let a million coom threads up but heaven forbid i say Black person. there are THIRTY TWO thinly veiled coomer threads on this board right now and FIVE OF THEM ARE ABOUT CHILDREN but Black person IS A NAUGHTY NAUGHTY BANNY BANNY EATY SHITTY TRANNIE JANNIE

      MAKE IT PERMANENT FREE ME

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    We're going to see E.T. landfills for PS5s in a year or two

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    And you fricks will STILL lose your shit and try to preorder the NEXT system.

    I just now got a PS5 and I have a ton of content to enjoy now because I haven't consumed everything as fast as possible. Hell, there's PS4 games I could get and enjoy right now too. You can say hurr durr years behind all you like but at the end of the day I'm enjoying myself.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >buying an overpriced paper weight only to play worse versions of PC games
      I don't know what compelled you to do something so moronic but good for you I guess?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the fotm girl

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >reminder that her breasts are fake

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >and I have a ton of content to enjoy now

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I have a ton of content to enjoy now

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Looking forward to RE4 in VR next year.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I'll say what ever I want tourist homosexual.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >denial
      >seething rage
      >projection
      Tell me you're an NPC without telling me you're an NPC

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >present proof
        >spams buzzwords and wojaks
        I accept your concession.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >posting wojak
        kys my dude

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >wojaks
        >/pol/shit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not gonna lie anon this guy

        >present proof
        >spams buzzwords and wojaks
        I accept your concession.

        fricking dragged you. I miss the days when even moronic ESL snoys like you could at least argue and banter with basic rhetoric.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You got btfo.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >buzzwords
        >wojaks
        >tell me x without y, a facebook meme for 10 year olds
        holy shit

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >PS5 on the carpet
    Enjoy the static wrecking the internals

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What was the port that finally broke the camel's back? Spiderman?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      For normalgays, yes
      For Ganker it was persona 5

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That or HZD, yeah.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Exhibit B

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          why waste so many tears on such a shit game?
          if it was multiplat from it's conception, no one would have ever even heard of horizon zero dawn
          why do they care?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >why waste so many tears on such a shit game?
            A huge part of their existence and brand awareness is dangling their exclusives over other's heads like a toddler and their binky. When those games get ported, people quickly realize how shit they are and how abhorrent their taste is to lay down their lives and defend it online for free for years, if not decades.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Not even opened
              God I hate collectorgays.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Physicalgays are the biggest cringelords alive.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >"collecting" collector's editions
              literally nobody is going to want to buy any of those things in the future. Biggest scam of all time.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Do snoys really?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What the frick lol. They're angry other people get to play a game?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Exclusives is all consoletards have, without it they have nothing.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          why waste so many tears on such a shit game?
          if it was multiplat from it's conception, no one would have ever even heard of horizon zero dawn
          why do they care?

          >

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Should be "Employees into Acolytes" to keep with the theme, but ok.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, you communist basedboy.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            mentally ill

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          why waste so many tears on such a shit game?
          if it was multiplat from it's conception, no one would have ever even heard of horizon zero dawn
          why do they care?

          They know the more people get to """play""" """games""" like picrel, the luster of their exclusivity wears off.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I feel like if the player is that determined to be moronic they should just kill them and let the player sit through it again.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >no you dumb player, follow the SCRIPT
              Is this what being raised on moviegames does to someone?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                If you're not accomplishing something, and not even getting entertainment unless you're watching someone else be stupid, what's the point of playing a game?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Shit like this makes me sincerely think that some men have the inborn genetics to be war fodder and nothing else. If they can't do that they find some other bizarre thing to have zealotry level loyalty to as a cope. There's no other explanation for this behavior. Literally just worker ant tier brains.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        These are the same mentally ill psychotic schizos who shit up this board every day. Thank frick Sony are extinct.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What the frick lol. They're angry other people get to play a game?

        Unbelievable, imagine mentally stable people doing this.
        >Valve: Half Life 1 is being ported to PS2
        Noooooo! Please Gaben, sthap! You're ruining my birthday!11!! 10 years wasted ;_;

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Unbelievable, imagine mentally stable people doing this
          That's what exclusivity for moviegames and other such shit does to a person. When the only thing you have going for you is taken away it makes snoys seethe.

          [...]

          >God I love ripping on snoyboys
          This, I live for it. It's so easy too, all it takes is a screenshot or webm of their own games and a Steam page and they go hog wild.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I think it's because you really can't make a version that will be definitively than PC. HL ran like greased lightning on a Pentium 3 and GeForce 3 when it came out on PS2. Any game that's on PC looks and runs better on it. And even if it initially doesn't (early 360 games, arguably) it will in some time.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >I think it's because you really can't make a version that will be definitively than PC.
            I mean, I think this but most console players don't and that's okay. I Love my PS2, nothing necessarily wrong w/console gaming. The difference is that I want more people to play HL, StarCraft, etc. More money and people playing things I like. These are the same people who got mad when FromSoft brought DS1 over to the 360, which ended up running better and selling more copies than the PS3. It's mind boggling to me that they can't see that connection.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Well I think some people care and realize on some level that the only way to have a console version be definitive is to not have a PC version at all.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Well I think some people care and realize on some level that the only way to have a console version be definitive is to not have a PC version at all.
                Yeah, I think you're right on that. Great point anon.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine how meaningless your life has to be for you to get this worked up over fricking horizon zero dawn, one of the most boilerplate, room temperature, overhyped open world games I ever played

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          So in your autistic, frogposting brain, the quality of the game is the problem here? Have sex, you mentally ill incel.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Hey, if you're going to be a fanboy, at least be a fanboy over something that isn't the bland, reheated leftovers of countless better things.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        So this is the true power of consoletards, eh? Not bad...not bad at all...

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Snoys are hilarious. Their endless seething is something else.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >implying toddlers don't shit themselves when someone posts an emulated switch game running better than actual hardware

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That, or discussing emulation in general.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Nintendo fans playing more based Nintendo games makes nintendo fans mad
            Lol

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        consolecucks are mentally ill

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Exhibit B

        Why are normalgay consoomers so fricking braindead that they are actually mad about exclusives becoming available for everyone? How does a PC user playing a single player game affect them in any way?

        Even if you go the route of "waste of money on PS5" then the person is moronic for buying a console for a single exclusive and it was obviously not a good purchase. I mean hey, it seemed like a good idea to them at the time, why not just be happy they got to play it earlier than everyone else? And won't they still get oodles of anime games that will only ever come out on Sony station because >Japan?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I believe they perceive it as a loss of value for their purchase. Logically speaking the only "edge" consoles have left are exclusive games. If one purchases a console because of its exclusives and then those former exclusives get ported, they see it as the product they own losing value and they see themselves as losing the reason they bought it in the first place. Obviously this doesn't really make sense. If you were happy to pay in order to play game A on console X then game A being ported does not change your experience of playing it on your console at all, but I don't think they're making their purchasing decisions based on the expected experience they're buying it, they're simply just looking at exclusives. Do this over a few generations and you get a lunatic fanboy, especially if he cannot afford buying multiple platforms.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Spiderman is definitely the sign that sony is going to port everything, it's the game most likely to sell consoles to normalgays and has the most value in being exclusive as a result. So if that's getting ported then nothing is safe

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >sony is going to port everything
        WHERE BLOODBORNE?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Bloodborne actually didn't sell all that much. Like it made alright numbers, but not nearly as much as you'd believe considering how much people rave about it. Add to that the fact Sony said their main reason in porting to PC is generating interest for its ongoing franchises, which Bloodborne is most likely not considering it was an one-off project commissioned to a third party who's currently riding high and was co-developed by the now-extinct Japan Studio, and overall there seems to be a very low probability of a port actually happening. Same deal with Gravity Rush and whatever other one-off games or defunct franchises you might be looking forward to.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Stop being right for a moment, Horizon is only just an ok game, I want the good ones

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Are you one of those that believes Bloodborne magically stopped selling because they stopped updating it's sales milestones after 2 million?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Game sales typically fall off hard outside of the release window, yes, unless it's a live service game or sees a sudden surge in popularity due to some external event, neither of which happened to Bloodborne.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Bloodborne actually didn't sell all that much. Like it made alright numbers, but not nearly as much as you'd believe considering how much people rave about it. Add to that the fact Sony said their main reason in porting to PC is generating interest for its ongoing franchises, which Bloodborne is most likely not considering it was an one-off project commissioned to a third party who's currently riding high and was co-developed by the now-extinct Japan Studio, and overall there seems to be a very low probability of a port actually happening. Same deal with Gravity Rush and whatever other one-off games or defunct franchises you might be looking forward to.

          We're just going to have to wait for modders to finish building the entirety of Bloodborne in DS3's engine as a DS3 mod.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It was Yakuza. Snoys will try to say otherwise but that's when you first started seeing their minds and narratives break down.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That or HZD, yeah.

      I don't know if this says something about sony or about me but I had already completely forgotten they were porting these games.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      More or less for me. Owned every PS console since the PS1. Now I own a Switch, PC and Xbone for backwards compatibly. I loved Sony’s exclusive, however around the PS4’s lifecycle I’ve only liked a handful, and now they’re in PC? What’s the the point in owning on? P

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Switch, PC and Xbone for backwards compatibly.

        Same here, thought Xbone feels redundant to me but the White Xbox One is too nice looking that I picked one up.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    The one thing that triggers me in that picture is that the console is upside down.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Is this you

    >present proof
    >spams buzzwords and wojaks
    I accept your concession.

    beep beep boop
    boop beep boop

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >doesn't know how to check for samegay
      Way to out yourself as an election tourist.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        how do you do it bros

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          you don't, you can only see if the number of unique posters increased or not. In big threads you can't tell

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It hasn't been two years, the console was released in November, you've still got 4 months dude.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Clean your room.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        thamks mama

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Always puts a smile on my face

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >things arent the way they were before
      >you wouldnt even recognize a ps4

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    People still buy consoles after the ps3 era? lol
    lmao

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >buying a Playstation during the first 3-4 years of its release

    Bad move fampai. Sony consoles are late bloomers, and all the good shit comes flooding towards the end years of the console. And let's not forget the inevitable cheaper, revised models that come after.
    You have no one to blame but yourself.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >>This is worse than the Wii U
    No it isn't.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      cope

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just want one. I really don't wanna buy one from a scalper.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If only Sony had a studio that could make GOOD games EXCLUSIVELY for playstations

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >he unironically wants exclusives

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >exclusives
        I don't give a FRICK I just want another fricking Patapon game.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I fricking hate California like you wouldn't believe.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Take your meds

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Eat a dick, homosexual frick. You refuse to open your eyes

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        When you keep your eyes open too long you begin to see things that aren't there, schizo.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wow has ps5 really been out 2 years? Thats sad. I thought for sure thered be something for it by now. Are they still impossible to find? Guess artificial scarcity truly sells

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's pretty hilarious how ps5 is the only one not meeting supply demands anymore.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    In 1-2 years you'll be able to buy a (probably new model) PS5 and every good exclusive in its library for less than consoomershits paid for just their scalped consoles.

    NEVER early adopt.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >In 1-2 years you'll be able to buy a (probably new model) PS5 and every good exclusive in its library for less
      >saying this 2 years after the console released
      its a little late to still be calling it early adopting, dont you think?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Let's be honest, these consoles aren't "out" yet.
        Maybe they'll never be out. I don't know. Are they going to get any games? Because that's kind of the entire point of a console. Without that it's just plastic.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >its a little late to still be calling it early adopting, dont you think?
        That's just the problem - the new generation debuted partially-baked.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is everyone getting on the PS5s case? It had a better launch line up then PS4 and Series X/S.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >setting the bar so low that you have to compare one dead launch to other dead launches
      2 years.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's doing fine rn. Only issue is the stock. Stop doomposting.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          There is no reason to buy one if you own a pc or hell even a ps4. No its not "doing fine."

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The same is true for Xbox and yet Ganker can't stop sucking it off

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Because Ganker is just for shitposting now.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              xbox shares library with PC, big difference

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I wanna upgrade from my launch PS4. And yes, it's doing fine.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Then build a pc.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'll just get a Steam Deck.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Lmao why, pretty sure thats strictly handheld still. You can build a pc for the same price

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It can be docked. So i can use a monitor, mouse and keyboard.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I shall buy the digital one in 2024 to play the exclusives which will surely be out by then.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >exclusives which will surely be out by then
      lol, lmao even

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Well I'm not that bothered. I'm a PC gamer. I just mean I will get a PS5 at some point to play the exclusives. I assume by 2024 Spiderman 2 and wolverine and ff7 remake 2 will be out. theres no other ps5 games I can think of

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          FF7 remake is on steam isn't it?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Part 2 will be exclusive to ps5 for what I'm assuming will be 1 year and then another 6 months on epic store. I played part 1 on my ps4 so I'll probably just buy whatever the cheapest ps5 is the week part 2 comes out on ps5. I cant be bothered wait 1.5 years to play it and they might do some bonus shit for having done everything in part 1 which I did.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >I just mean I will get a PS5 at some point to play the exclusives.
          I assume he "lmao'd even" at the fact that you think the PS5 will have any actual exclusives.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Well it will have temporary ones like ff7 remake part 2. Thats what I mean. I cant be bothered waiting 1.5 years for it to come to steam.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Temporary exclusives are a good thing where most developers are concerned. Doing PS5/XSX/XSS means for every 1 feature you program off the design doc, you have 3 targets to debug and 3 sets of optimisations to do. More programmers tends make a hard job harder and doesn't scale so the more porting is necessary, the higher the likelihood that features and content will be shaved off to meet a deadline. When you add PC to the mix you now have an indeterminate amount of bullshit to deal with as you can't know that there isn't a regression until you test specific CPUs with specific GPUs. And it doesn't matter that it's just unreasonable for people to expect an i3 to fill out a 3080Ti, you'll still get negative steam reviews because "they should optimise better."
              So for better quality content in games, you want them to focus on one platform and port LATER instead of lowest common denominator'ing it down to a lukewarm simultaneous release.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Thats all well and good but the ff7 remake pc port is shit

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    never understood console wars, that would be like comparing the Circle K exclusive flavor of Mountain Dew to Casey's Exclusive flavor of Mountain dew.

    at the end of the day, it is still sugar water.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I cant find those ones

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >never understood console wars
      It's literally the simplest shit to understand. Mommy bought you a Shitcube but your schoolmates have Dickbox and they're talking about all their exclusive games that you can't play so you feel self-conscious and counter-brag about your own exclusives and turn into a brand loyalist drone.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Simple, I like my orange drank and Black folk won't stop screeching about how my orange drank sucks and their purple drank is so much better and when I tell them to frick off, they just screech harder.

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What are the upcoming PS5 exclusives out of curiosity? Feel free to count temp exclusives like FF7 rebirth.
    Spider-Man 2 = 2023?
    Wolverine = 2024?
    FF7 Rebirth = Like March/April 2024?

    What else?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >What else?
      FF16
      ....that's it. Really. The one game thing really isnt a meme anymore

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe they have lots of stuff not revealed yet...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Final Fantasy XVI
      >Final Fantasy VII Rebirth
      >Spiderman 2
      >Wolverine
      >God of War: Ragnarock
      >Valkyrie Elysium
      >Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
      >Forspoken
      I think that's it rn.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Forspoken
        >exclusive
        No. https://store.steampowered.com/app/1680880/Forspoken/

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I wasnt trying to shitpost or anything. I genuinely want to know what the upcoming ps5 games are because I'm trying to figure out when I should bother getting one. It seems like 2024 or 2025 will be the year to get it. Also I think God of War is on the PS4 as well.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'm getting it for Final Fantasy XVI.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            buy some patience at the patience store for when it's on pc

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Valkyrie Elysium is coming to pc on the same day if I'm not mistaken.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I like her hands.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >What are the upcoming PS5 exclusives* out of curiosity?
      None.
      *Also available on PC at a later date.
      As for timed exclusives, FF16, Wolverine, and Spider-Man 2.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    average snoy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      did his wife's boyfriend approve?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >give up room for baby
      >make shed out back so you have your own room still
      Is this a bad thing? Why?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it's a 3 bedroom house...

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah I didn't put two and two together there. I just woke up. Now I'm laughing at the thought of his room, the baby's room, and her room.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's not a terrible idea but he botched the execution. Just a dark le mancave littered with capeshit babby posters.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Should have at least made it against the fence so it didn't occupy the whole fricking backyard.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Should have at least made it against the fence so it didn't occupy the whole fricking backyard.
          Probably against code.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He has removed himself from the home. Given the woman complete control over the house. She will divorce him and take it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >no windows
      >flooring for the walls
      >plywood ceiling
      >2 folding tables
      this is absolutely disgusting and i bet it fluctuates between 0* and 120* during the year

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yeah but he can be as loud as he wants

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Literally 1 window AC built into the wall would solve the whole problem.

        Stop whining.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Stop whining.
          is this your shed you homosexual? i hope you get heatstroke in there because you probably only drink cornsyrup or you wife's bulls semen

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yep. That's me. Nearly 8 billion people worldwide and you found me. I almost blended in but I outed myself when I told that homosexual to stop being a whiny b***h.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >snoy builds his own cuckshed
      you can't make this shit up

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This place seems like hell during summer, or winter.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What a downfall. PSX and PS2 were absolutely amazing but after that, everything went down the shitter.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >PSX and PS2 were absolutely amazing
      They truly were. I was from poorgay family so didnt have much games as a kid so lately I've been going back and emulating PS1 games I missed out on and holy shit theres so many fun games. Been playing Parasite Eve over the last few days and its great.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've always been an idort and think console war shit is for pussies but this is finally the gen where I build a PC. I waited until 2015 to get a PS4 and there were only a handful of games I wanted at the time, and then every single one released after got ported. I used to like PS for JRPGs but now even those are on PC at release. I genuinely want to know what other people needed this thing for because my friends are using their PS5s to play the same shit the rest of us are playing on PS4.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      by "at release" you mean 5 years later?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not him but the way things are going lately it seems like everything will just come out on xbox, ps5 and pc at same time outside of a very small amount of games like god of war and ff7 remake 2 and ff15 and starfield which will stay exclusives for at least a year or 2 probably but I suppose at least starfield will be pc and xbox at same time. Theres just no longer a huge amount of exclusives on anything anymore. Its kinda shit in a way as it means the consoles makers have less incentive to bother making good games

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I assumed Sony would deliver over the long run like they always have. Jim Ryan is instead going to convert them into a software publisher because they’re too greedy to look at the big picture like Nintendo. I think PS5 will be moderately successful off brand name alone and this will be their last generation because they’re not protecting the brand enough. Never move to California

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tendie containment thread

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >This is worse than the Wii U.
    It's already beat the Wii U with only Ratchet & Clank: Rift Apart, Returnal, Destruction All Stars and Demon's Souls remake to sell it so it's testament to how strong the brand is

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      None of those games interest me. Nothing on the wiiu interested me either tbh. Everything has been so boring for the last decade

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Forbidden West on PC before 2025 please

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It will happen. It’s pretty clear the Sony model now is 2 to 3 year timed exclusives. They’re sacrificing credibility to chase every dollar

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I want it before 2025, but it just came out

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I dont think you'll have to wait that long. I wouldn't be surprised if Sony from now on starts putting games on PC a year after PS5 release. Certainly no longer than 2 years.

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It plays PS4 games better than the PS4 at least.

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw snoy bribes the yakuza and the new silent hill games are PS5 exclusive

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >snoy bribes nintendo

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      platform exclusivity is alright

      vr mode exclusivity limited to a specific peripheral is where i draw the line

      jesus christ frick re7 and ac7 vr being stuck in that low res headset

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >platform exclusivity is alright
        if you have frick you money, maybe
        >re7
        that's actually painful and a moron move
        and now they're making another headset

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Forspoken
    That game is going to flop so hard isnt it lol

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ill be pirating it and seeing how bad it is

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Probably. Movement looks cool but idk about the main character tbh...

        It just doesnt seem like a game that appeals to a large audience. Maybe I'm wrong and out of the loop.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Probably. Movement looks cool but idk about the main character tbh...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I still don't really know what it is. An open word action traversal game that's plot is an issekai?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yep. Snoys will shitpost about it selling a few million copies while ignoring a massive drop off in sales after word of mouth gets around and Square Enix will either say it was a disappointment or quietly sweep the matter under the rug. It won't make it's budget back.

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can you even hack it and install PS4/5 roms?

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Possibly dumb question. Do Sony games on PC use PSN at all?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Do Sony games on PC use PSN at all?
      No, entirely different environments lad

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Do Sony games on PC use PSN at all?
        No. Any multiplayer aspect is handled by Steam.

        Ah ok. I only ask because you can log into xbox account on pc for game pass

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That's because Microsoft is Microsoft and trying to push for everything to be connected, to an unnecessarily degree imo

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Do Sony games on PC use PSN at all?
      No. Any multiplayer aspect is handled by Steam.

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love hate how our whole existence is centered around tribalism
    I understand its evolutionary necessity, but it's appalling how it fricks up this hobby, and I'm not only talking about this type of infighting, but also real-world politics, propaganda and corporate bullshit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >tribes bad

      frick off pseud zoomie, probably just make it through your first freshman psychology class or whatever. what if everyone pretended they were the same!! then the israelites could really win!!! it’s so bad that people sort themselves into groups out of reflex and and it makes me feel bad and it could never ever be calculated voluntary freedom of assocation nooooo

      I would buy a PS5 if it had exclusives I enjoyed. I don’t hate it because I’m on whatever opposite team you imagined. Same goes for any other console.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not saying tribalism doesn't work IRL, but it enables companies to do scummy shit like exclusives being caged in inferior hardware and games being a poorly optimised shit that looks and plays like ass
        >what if everyone pretended they were the same
        never said anything about that, it's obvious that the "human" races are barely related to each other and are physiologically and mentally distinct, but tribalism is literally the reason why globohomosexual shit exists, it's a retaliation to puritanism that was also spawned by it
        also
        >I worship my corporate overlords and will buy a console to play 5 games

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Not him but it's a model for a different time. PC's aren't scary, expensive, and somewhat uncommon the way they were to the general population in the 90's, so it just works boxes don't make as much sense as they used to. It used to drive a lot of competition and likely lead to a lot of things we wouldn't have had otherwise since moving copies was how you made money, and a lot of the attitude now is basically the inertia left over from that. Now they've figured out that it's pointless trying to make your money through unit volume, instead focusing on getting people to the point where they'll pay $20 for horse armor, shark cards, and anime boobs that took an Indian guy 5 hours to make, which is ironically giving us the platformless world everyone has been wishing for for so long. Honestly we'll probably miss console wars once a failed hardware gimmick kills Nintendo, the homogeneous mass of cosmetic slurry is going to be a void of cheap garbage.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It's not like we aren't already living in a void of cheap garbage. Nintendo fricking off would just mean we don't get New Super Mario Golf Strikers Superstar 3D every couple years.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            nintendy is unironically the only company that makes actual consoles
            ps5/whatever-the-current-xbox-is are just shitty, overpriced PCs, while tendies with their "gimmicky" consoles offer different experiences from PCs and other "consoles"
            I think faceberg understands this and they will push the next quest HARD as a new console that offers something others don't have, it's even possible they make an actual VR console that comes with a helmet

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        bad
        >frick off pseud zoomie, probably just
        Black personbrain detected
        >tribes good
        go back to the jungle then if you're so obsessed

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >disgusting bed
    >disgusting floor
    >but has a ps5
    priorities

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    what trash on the WALL are you seeing, dumb schizo? do you mean the floor, and ONE WATER BOTTLE? you stupid fricking /misc/mutt doomposter?

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't it already outsell wii u

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah sold 20 million. Wii U sold 14 million. I think Nintendo will try to keep Switch going as long as possible with updated models to avoid another Wii U

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but they risk falling into another "snes". While that was a fantastic console, it took them almost 2 years to get into the 16bit generation, because they didnt want to step over the nes success, and that gave sega a HUGE foothold over the market that nintendo didnt recover until the Wii.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >sega
          >foothold
          I think you mean sony

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >carpet floor
    >mask and trash on the floor
    >no bed sheets

    Fricking disgusting.

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when people were like "PS3 has no games"?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Wii U not included in the image
      Rude

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      With the PS3 things started going badly, they were losing to 360 so they had to stop being moronic and turn things around. In the end they sold 87 million. With PS5 things are going ok so there's not enough pressure to get exclusives out and not be shit to Japan

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The PS3's software rates weren't nearly as disastrous as PS5's are though. The PS5 is mainly being sold to dipshit speculators who don't read the room until it's too late, and to social parasites who want trendy brand-name products as a status symbol (and thus they aren't buying games for long, if ever).

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Joke's on OP, I'm enjoying some sweet gaming time on my PS5 right now. Maybe one day he'll experience these pleasures.

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >already been two years
    >95% of AAA games still release on last gen consoles
    This is... whew. Quite possibly the worst console generation ever thus far.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      PS2 > PS1 > PS3 > PSP > PS4 > PS5

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Agree. I like classic Sony, but hate post 2010s Snoy. TLOU really killed them.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I might actually swap the PS3 and PSP tbh. PSP was great.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, TLOU1 was the point of no return. Its reception fricking mindbroke Sony (despite many of its scores and awards being paid for by them).

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, TLOU1 was the point of no return. Its reception fricking mindbroke Sony (despite many of its scores and awards being paid for by them).

          Demon's Souls PS3 only sold 1 million, TLoU PS3 sold 8 million. If this place wasn't Nintendogaf and actually bought PS3 games, Sony wouldn't of went down this path. Demon's Souls was better than even Mario galaxy that tendies never stopped circle jerking over, 1 million sales was pathetic for the greatest game of the generation. Nintendo was also literally mocking us to our faces, implying they don't need gamers anymore and can rely on casuals, you guys could of rallied behind Sony and bought a million copies of Neptunia and 5 million copies of Demon's souls, instead you chose to be cucks.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >soulsshit
            Yeah, no. I’d rather play something like Xenoblade or SMT. Besides, Ganker has no influence. Normies wanted walking simulators, Sony bends over backwards to pump them out.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >I'd rather play movie games than gameplay games
              The tendie reveals his final form.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >SMT
                >movie game
                Are you high?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Doug Harris why are you defending Sony again? I thought you hated cinematic loading screens and animations in vidya.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >it's the "Nintendo and Ganker killed the PS3" schizo

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I won't stop until the heat death of the universe.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Suit yourself. Not my job to stop you from bashing your head bloody against the wall in a fit of temper-tantruming insanity over a 15-year-old consolewarring beef.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                As if you guys aren't already doing that 24/7 with Sony.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Still plagued with stock issues
                >Switches and Xboxes being able to get on store shelves
                >Xbox being able to overtake sales of Playstation in Japan of all places
                >Jim Ryan dumping games on PC
                >Barely any exclusives
                >Exclusive lists are padded out with PS4 games that get smaller every day

                The PS2 didn't need to rely on PS1 games and shovelware and announcements one or two years out. It had games and I'm tired of snoys supporting Sony just beating around the bush with the PS5.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                weird way to describe someone countering your propaganda, so I take it it's working. Wii had fewer games worth playing than the PS3 by the end of 2007 btw.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                ps3 lost

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                says who? Wii has a frickload more exclusive games that sold well than the ps3

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Wii has plenty of exclusive shovelware, nobody is dying to play something like Zumba Fitness. Doesn't make the library good. Face it, all you had for the first year was the worst wario ware game to date and wii sports. Nothing came out on the console until late 2007. PS3 shortly had virtua fighter 5, motorstorm, folklore while you had ellen degeneres waggling.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Playstation gay trying to shame any other platform for shovelware
                you really don't want to go there Black person

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Lets go there 🙂 You don't even know the few good Wii games.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Are we going to pretend Sony was above this sort of thing? When they specifically tried to ape the Wii to get just a taste of Nintendo's sweet nutdust that generation and spawned tons of shovelware of its own on top of the PS3's existing share of tie-in shit and quiz shit?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                move had games worth playing. Still the only reasonable way to play thotd4.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                So did the Wii, by your own fricking admission.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Throwing in niche gems like deadly creatures and de blob is actually criminal

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                they're 6/10s among a sea of 4/10s. Wii's good games are interesting to decent C and B tier titles with a few top notch titles like lost in shadow and rodea scattered to the wind.

                I knew the n64 had a shit library, but I didn't know it was this bad.

                N64 literally had fewer games than the sega saturn, and not just by a few dozen, by over 500.

                So did the Wii, by your own fricking admission.

                Yes, I have much more realistic views on console libraries than fanboys like you.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >"Ganker killed the PS3" schizo is also a "here's how Saturn actually won" schizo
                oh my fricking christ this explains so much

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Saturn has more games worth playing. Nintendo fanboys are nintendo fanboys.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Saturn has more games worth playing
                Then why didn't people play them?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                bad or no marketing, why don't you play them?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Because I didn't own a Saturn as a kid. What was your excuse? Outside of Japan, only melvins had a fricking Saturn back in its day.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I didn't ask why you didn't get one, I asked why you aren't playing good games.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >I asked why you aren't playing good games.
                Because I'm being entertained by a raving insane person right now. So, again, what's YOUR excuse?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Didn't get one until 2016, so why are you getting all worked up over being told the Saturn is a very good console and better than a competitor?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >PS3 shortly had virtua fighter 5, motorstorm, folklore

                Barely anyone played VF5(also on xbox) and Folklore and most played motorstorm because it was a pack in game for most PS3s

                I'm still pretty mad that Folklore is completely forgotten by Sony and got zero attention for PS3 games.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >those games don't count because I didn't play them.
                OK.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                lol, lmao even
                PS3, much like the PS5, have no games

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Where was this conspiracy during the actual PS3/4 era? It just somehow never came up until the PS5 lost to the Switch? How come there was nobody complaining about Nintendo lying about their sales numbers when the WiiU was trailing behind the PS4?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Because nobody cares about Nintendo outside Zelda games. As long as they keep making Zelda games thats all people care about. Everything else they do is superfluous

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                There was a nintendo-Black person employee who'd mentally sodomize me and other people daily for years over the slightest criticism of Nintendo and would get the mods/jannies to gangstalk and harass you. It was overwhelming to deal with.

                Why you would let a psychotic moron with a financial agenda who hates nerds have moderator privileges and 'respect' is beyond me.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Meds

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Quite possibly the worst console generation ever thus far.
      Not with the Switch and Nintendo

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Switch is last gen isn't it? Personally, I consider it Nintendo's PS4 Xbox One equivalent.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That'd be the Wii U, though the switch did launch at a much earlier date than it's "gen" competitors I guess.
          At this point though, the idea of console generations is dead imo, since they're basically just PCs at this point

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Switch is last gen anon... nintendo is one gen behind.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What is the Wii U then?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            weaker than the ps3 and 360, but only by a little.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              So you're telling me nintendo has 2 consoles in the same gen?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Think of the switch as more of a 3ds successor than a wiiu successor

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It was such a disaster that nintendo killed it early with the switch. Nintendo had 2 consoles during that generation, like they did with the Virtual Boy.

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Good. Console wars are for morons.
    Now lets hang all the trannies trying to remake hot girls into garbage sacks or little boys and the industry will heal.

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >phoneposting
    >no sheets on the bed
    DO AMERISHARTS REALLY????? FRICKING REALLY???

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    TFW this was the generation I finally smarten up and did go the new shitstation.

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I bought one and only played Miles Morales and Demon's Souls on it. I haven't turned it on in nearly 2 years. I use my 3080 every day. Why the FRICK did I even buy one

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I agree, hopefully I could at least use it as a regular tablet

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Now that prices are slowly getting more manageable, there's really no excuse to not have a PC or at least think about getting one. The consoles this gen are a legitimate waste of time, even more so than before.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's not like the consoles are starving and PC is getting games, PC has no games either. COVID just fricked everything and we're still feelings the effects it had on the gaming industry

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >PC has no games either
        Bahahahahahaha

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          this is a legitimately moronic argument

          >PC has no games either
          zoom zoom zoom

          how is that a zoomer opinion? You're just telling on yourself with that level of projection, kid. What decent games did PC get in the last 2 years?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Factorio

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Factorio
              >not dyson sphere
              Nobody tell him!

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Factorio is easily superior. DSP isn't even finished, but it seems to have some fundamental game design issues which could very well prevent it from ever reaching Factorio's current greatness even when it's done.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Hit me with your top 10.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Top 10 problems with DSP? I don't exactly keep a list. The main and most fundamental issue is that they made a logistics game and then added a logistics option that basically solves everything automatically. I'm talking about the interstellar drones, the system is very boring since if you get to it all you need to do is spam stations with hardly any care about where your shit is coming from and where it's going, because the game handles that all automatically. It's boring and uninteresting, as there's no actual gameplay in that system. It's even worse that this is the only option you have, you can't even choose to do something more interesting since there aren't any other options. Compare this to Factorio's own designated long-range logistic system, its trains. The train system in and of itself is a rabbit hole with huge amount of depth, where you design everything from the rail network, the junctions, the signals, the stations, the ways you control trains, the train schedules and all the way to how all those things interact with the other game systems (like combinators/logic).

                DSP just made its core logistics backbone nigh-on braindead in a game genre that's about feeding every build with the right materials and at sufficient speed, this is basically a cardinal sin as far as game design goes. Factorio logi bots are also basically OP, but those at least have some downsides and kind of suck for long-range, plus the game gives you other options to use if you don't find bots entertaining. I also don't like how tiny the planets are in DSP, they don't feel like planets at all, just tiny balls. Obviously I don't expect them to make anything on true planetary scale but they should at least be much larger, they should be large enough to actually feel large.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >all this chinked up garbage
                How about an itemized list, Chang? I can’t be expected to sift through your bizarre Chinese musings.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Got a bit confused, anon? Too much word too hard? I'm not the one defending the chinkshit game.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >drones
                Aren't those mid to late game in DSP? So by the time you've unlocked them, you've demonstrated that you know how to setup a good factory line? What would you really be proving by continuing to setup more long into the end game? At a certain point, it's just busy work.

                And doesn't Factorio have the same drone shit anyways?

                >tiny planets
                You're in a giant mech suit. Those aren't broccoli sprouts you're stepping on, they're trees.

                Anyways, I want to like Factorio but it always felt like the developer was just winging it.
                >You need red science to make that!
                >How do I get red science liquid?
                >Iron cogs!
                >Okay. I'll do that and I'll make this other thing, too.
                >You need green science to make that!
                >And how do I get the magic green liquid?
                >Combine robot arms + conveyor belts! Duh!

                There's no logic here in this logistics game.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                you missed his point, the logistic drones in DSP literally end the game, you can just slap stations down on new planets, turn them into grey rocks, and move on to the next, you have beat the game
                factorio you can have a 10k science per minute base and still be working out new circuit conditions or fancy train ideas etc etc
                and like he also said, in factorio you can do train only, logistic only, belt only etc, whereas DSP you have no option whatsoever, if you dont use the intestellar logistics you will exhaust your starter systems resources before you accomplish anything

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >factorio permanently locks you into busy work
                Yeah I guess I did miss that point the first time.

                >if you dont use the intestellar logistics you will exhaust your starter systems resources before you accomplish anything
                Isn't there something similar happening in factorio with the bug aliens? If you don't make progress fast enough, don't they eventually grow to numbers larger than you can take on? So there's still something of a time limit in both?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Bugs are optional in Factorio. Also this isn't about time at all, you're missing the point again, it's about having options in how you build your base and how it works. In Factorio you have multiple options you can mix and match, DSP has 1 option and that option is bad and boring.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                In factorio the bugs are based on pollution level. If you just keep increasing the amount of pollution in the air by expanding your manufacturing without putting it towards advancement then you could wreck yourself. It's not really a punishment for taking too long, more like they pre-emptively punish you for trying to build out what you think you'll need in the later game too early. Which seems a bit shitty as people just tend to blueprint their way through the game to avoid tediously building, destroying and rebuilding to scale up.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                permanently locks you into busy work
                literally the exact opposite sperg, once you unlock DSP logistics you are effectively 1 construction drone roaming from planet to planet mining everything manually

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Aren't those mid to late game in DSP?
                Yes, which is a problem because the late-game should open up and give you more options, instead the late-game option is brain-dead and there are no alternatives, so you are forced into using the boring shit.
                >have the same drone shit anyways
                No not really. It has logistics bots which are similar, but they're ineffective over long distances and suffer from bottlenecks due to their need to charge periodically so they're nowhere close to being as brain-dead as what DSP offers. Most importantly, Factorio never forces you to use bots, you can literally ignore them 100% if you find them boring. DSP does not have any other options for interstellar logistics.

                >There's no logic here in this logistics game.
                I'm sorry but this is honestly such a low IQ, stupid complaint. You're literally complaining about the names and the icons and ignoring the actual game mechanics completely, like if the science had a different fricking drawing to represent it you'd be happy, or if the components were named differently but the recipes and machines did not change in anything but name your complaint would disappear despite the fact that the game would actually still be effectively identical.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm sorry but this is honestly such a low IQ, stupid complaint. You're literally complaining about the names and the icons and ignoring the actual game mechanics completely, like if the science had a different fricking drawing to represent it you'd be happy, or if the components were named differently but the recipes and machines did not change in anything but name your complaint would disappear despite the fact that the game would actually still be effectively identical.
                Yeah good point. Hey how come you're playing this shit instead of dwarf fortress? Is it because of the graphics? Because your interpretation of what you see on the screen affects your like or dislike for a game? And no matter how good game mechanics can be, they'll always be mired by unpalatable graphics? If given the choice between color or black and white, which would you choose? Do you prefer imagery or brief descriptions? Would you destroy all video games in the universe in favor of a world filled with quality books?

                I'm willing to admit it's petty to dislike these slapped together zero IQ recipes. But you're full of shit if you're trying to say you would still play this shit if it had atari 2600 graphics.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm playing this because I'm interested in playing a factory building & logistics game, not a colony management sim like Dwarf Fortress. It has nothing to do with graphics.
                >I'm willing to admit it's petty to dislike these slapped together zero IQ recipes.
                You're such a passive-aggressive, butthurt little b***h, holy shit.
                >you're full of shit if you're trying to say you would still play this shit if it had atari 2600 graphics
                I don't think Atari 2600 had games with the mechanical complexity of the ones discussed here, but I do happily play OpenTTD with OG 1994 graphics since the game is excellent even if the graphics are basic and low res by modern standards.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >b-b-but atari 2600 didn't have this game
                When I was bringing that up earlier, I knew if this was the counter, I won.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I knew the n64 had a shit library, but I didn't know it was this bad.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Dreamcast has more games than the Gamecube
          >Almost as many as the PS3

          how in the frick., it was only around for like 3 years

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Dreamcast had Skies of Arcadia and CVX which automatically puts its library in the top 3 of all time

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I always thought DC was quality over quantity when it came to software, never would have guessed it had more than any home console besides the newest gen

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Dreamcast was a development darling and actually selling at a good rate in its time. The problem was that the Saturn and 32X ate shit so hard that offsetting their losses would've required the DC to sell at a rate that was utterly impossible (even for a current console).

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >PC has no games either
        zoom zoom zoom

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hey moron,
      Did you know
      That most console owners
      Also have pcs
      I'm willing to bet that their PCs are better than the toaster you use to play LoL

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >there's really no excuse to not have a PC or at least think about getting one.
      The reason is that Windows 10 is cancer and Windows 11 might as well be terminal.

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >nogaems
    >no major improvements compared to the previous generations
    >price increase
    >subpar services compared to the competition
    >losing one company after another
    >all resources and efforts going to Neil Drunkman's company, all to remaster a remastered game no less
    I'd feel sorry for them because of their legacy, but they deserve to get the rope.

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Put some sheets on your bed your fricking heathen.

  63. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That base job and carpet tuck is unbelievably shit

  64. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >schizo moron shows up to sperg about nothing once again
    You are creating scenarios in your head to lash out at.

  65. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why do consoletards get so triggered by pc gamers existing?

  66. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    kinda irritating that FF7R2 is PS5 exclusive for now. really hoping that its not going to be a year long deal then sniped by Timmy again.

  67. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    damn kid, needs games correction

  68. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Guys, i stopped loving my PC ever since i took it to the repair shop. It feels like it's been raped or something. I still have most of my files I guess but it's not the same

  69. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That shit's gonna catch the bed on fire.

  70. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is only a problem for consumer cucks obsessed with consuming [PRODUCT]™. There's thousands of video games already available, grow up manchild.

  71. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sony lives rent free in Gankers head

  72. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I'm surprised they went for pedophilia before bestiality. Oh well, once the kids are in danger, people actually start to care.

  73. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  74. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ganker still seething that they cant play bloodborne I see

  75. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hot AF. I wish I could be one of the guys

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wow what a prostitute. She must have cummed buckets when her dad diddled her.

  76. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Genuinely, when should kids be educated about sexual things and such? I always thought it was better to teach them young so they know if Uncle Bobby is being a weird gay to them, but now I think it's better to teach them during middle school.

  77. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Im unironically asking, what exclusive game are PS5 users enjoying and what are they waiting for?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      returnal, ratchet and clank, ghost of sushi, gran autismo 7 and looking forward to stray, ff16, dad of boy 2.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >what exclusive game are PS5 users enjoying
      The popular cope from its (dismally small) pool of actual active players is "I-I-I didn't want new games anyway, I just got/want it for my PS4 backlog!!!!".
      >and what are they waiting for?
      The only things I can think of are Spider-Man 2 and Wolverine. But at least one of those is going to still be cross-gen.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >The only things I can think of are Spider-Man 2 and Wolverine. But at least one of those is going to still be cross-gen.
        what? Theres no way either of them will be cross gen. they are like 2 years away

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Wolverine seems set as a PS5 exclusive, but if Spidey 2 doesn't get delayed out of 2023 then it'll probably serve as the "swan song" for major PS4 releases. Kinda like how games like MGSV/Yakuza 0/Yakuza Kiwami/Persona 5 were coming out for PS3 well into 2015-2017.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Seems like a waste putting spider-man 2 on ps4 as then its just going to be a rehash of 1 as they cant do anything really using the power of the ps5 as it has to work on ps4 too

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              That's just a matter of game design, but business-wise I wouldn't put it past Sony to want to also have a PS4 release for Spidey 2 in order to maximize sales due to Spider-Man's popularity being wide and fairly "constant". X-Men and Wolverine are decently popular, but not having a PS4 release for his game probably wouldn't be nearly as big a loss.

  78. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    To be fair, who the frick is buying a console these days?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Combined sales of Switch, PS5 and Xbox X/S are 144 million so more people than use Steam

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >anon doesn’t know the difference between consumers buying something and stores stocking it

  79. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >her
    well i hate to speak in defense of the ps5, but girls don't play videogames so this conduct is to be expected.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      My sister played the sims and minecraft

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >the sims
        >a video game

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's a better troony sim than Terraria

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Terraria is a troony sim

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Yes.

  80. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have a 3080 and Sony is releasing all of its games on PC. why do I need a ps5

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you don't brother, at least not yet

  81. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw signed up with Sony to buy one
    >spent $600 on the Forbidden West physical bundle
    >all I do is play PS4 games

    I'm not rebuying the games on PC, even though I want to mod her nude with a bush for the DLC.

  82. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I use mine every day, and i don't regret buying it even a little considering how much better every single ps4 game runs on it.

    But i agree on the fact that it's basically just a ps4 ultra pro, considering there's like 3 exclusives for ps5 to this day.

  83. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Xtards thinks they are better while having even less games like strive, dnf duel etc kek

  84. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >no sheets
    >no pillow cover
    >frame is all fricked up
    >trash on the floor
    this is the average ps5 owner

  85. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I am using my ps4 as we speak to stream american dad to me in bed. I'd get a ps5 when it breaks to continue doing this as well as play the 2 lifetime real exclusives.

  86. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How bad will God of war 2 run on a base ps4?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      fine with a few patches. it's a 1st party game so it will be fine.

  87. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    We just got out of a 2 year lockdown from the worlds deadliest ever virus ok chud, relax.

  88. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Plain mattress with no sheet
    What in the goddamn?

  89. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So why the frick is acgay getting triggered over PS5 getting shat on?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Acgay
      >Animal crossing homosexual
      What does this have to do with PS?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        he is clearly talking about armored core

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I think ac is Assassin's Creed.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It obviously stands for Ass Clown.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Acgay
      >Animal crossing homosexual
      What does this have to do with PS?

      he is clearly talking about armored core

      I think ac is Assassin's Creed.

      Literally 1 window AC built into the wall would solve the whole problem.

      Stop whining.

      Acgay is the boogeyman of nintenschizos.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn't work once you've been doxed

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        ACgay allegedly shitposts about everything.

  90. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.gamesindustry.biz/articles/2022-06-03-playstation-5-sales-reach-20-million-worldwide

    Shut up morons

  91. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Doug Harris is malding holy shit

  92. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    if you don't have 1.5 - 2k to spend on a PC, just get a series X. If you are enlightened buy both and play them in different rooms with cross cloud saves

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