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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    lul ubisoft
    how does anyone still swallow the ass creed's formula?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Normies are aware of almost everything too. Been exposed to many recently. They know their food, entertainment, government, culture etc are all shit but they are sloppers by nature.
      They know the turd is a turd...just have no capacity for self denial.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Even if they know, they wont pass on buying games like this because not playing the latest sloppa and being out of the loop is a bigger problem for them than putting up with garbage practices raping them in the ass.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >how does anyone still swallow the ass creed's formula?
      It's pretty decent formula that changed multiple times over the last 10 years. Ubisoft games are mediocre but not bad.
      You know what's actually bad? People who want to seem superior and talk about games they haven't even played. Like this

      Normies are aware of almost everything too. Been exposed to many recently. They know their food, entertainment, government, culture etc are all shit but they are sloppers by nature.
      They know the turd is a turd...just have no capacity for self denial.

      homosexual.
      Like, seriously, there were always loads of mediocre games coming out and everyone played them and nostalgic for them now. When the frick did everyone become douchey pseudo-intellectual homosexuals?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >actual ubishit defender

        You're too far gone to even realize it, that's hilarious.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          So what games do you play?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            This is fricking adorable.

            (new IP)

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Black person

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine being this much of a favor cultist.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not an argument.

          Try again.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jesus fricking christ

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Ubisoft games are mediocre but not bad.
        Being mediocre is worse than being bad you stupid shill. Bad would mean you at least tried and failed. Ubi games are market tested shitty products created with the sole purpose to earn money.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >how does anyone still swallow the ass creed's formula?
      plenty of people don't. the main gripe about the first game when it first came out was the repetitiveness formula

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tell me another series that takes place in historical locations, let's me parkour and do stealth kills with smoke bombs and social distraction and shit

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I feel like the animus shit drags down the whole historical atmosphere. Can't they just settled with a normal interface without the scifi buzz and bings?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          The books have no modern era segments and weird animus bs

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hey at least animus shit gave them excuse to let us climb eiffel tower in unity.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        ummmm video games arent supposed to be fun sweetie

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think the only people who hate AC(other than rpg shit like origins, odyssey etc) are those who don't know how to play it stealthily. You probably end up entering into direct conflict in all missions.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        why would i want to sneak around like a gay for 100 hours when i can slice and dice for 70?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >are those who don't know how to play it stealthily.
        homie, it's Ass Creed, those turds are some of the easiest stealth games on the fricking planet.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was ok until the Greece game where they turned all the Greeks into poos

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >how does anyone still swallow the ass creed's formula?
      I only played (i think) the second one. Thought it looked cool and somewhat enjoyed upgrading this italian mini town you were the owner of but felt the game was a bit samey. Are any of the later games any good? I got odyssey on sale because i'm a sucker for ancient greek settings and it looks interesting but i can't be arsed to slog through dozens of hours of bloated gameplay.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just approach Odyssey as an action-adventure, and not an assassin's game, and you can have a good time with it.
        The setting is the best part still.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The map in Odyssey is good. The story, dialogue and voice acting are fricking atrocious. Also it’s a series designed around climbing set in an era with basically no tall buildings so it’s kinda weird in that sense.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You played the only good one that the entire franchise built its identity around. Everything after has been a half baked derivative of AC2.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’m assuming their main audience has brain damage. I don’t know how you can enjoy a game without actual gameplay. Something which Asscreed has literally never implemented.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    So day 0 version can be crackable?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It will probably work with a steam emulator such a Mr. Goldberg's.
      But given Ubisoft's track record the day 0 release is probably full of bugs and borderline unplayable.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Luke Stephen says it's generally bug free, it's been 3 years since Valhalla and Mirage is a smaller title both in size and scope so I believe it.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    gaymers are the most moronic consumer base in the world on par with apple fans

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will only play ASSASSINS CREED if they number it 5. simple as'

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    So they intentionally uploaded a version without Denuvo?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They know Denuvo hurts sales, so they intentionally got a billion people to buy it and then patched Denuvo in to frick them over.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        They deserve it for buying ubislop day one.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was always there they just lied

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    But Denuvo is good. Piratetards stay seething

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      but pirates can easily pirate it for free since they released it without denuvo
      this only hurts people who buy it
      fricking moron lol

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're all doing this now. Probably 'guidance' from irdeto themselves because they know public opinion against Denuvo has soured significantly and newer versions come with massive perf overhead that contributes to performance issues

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It would be very funny if this ends the preorder culture because these dumb fricking companies can't help themselves.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hope Steam and any other store selling games that do this bans the practice because it's fraud.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You really don't have to wait on steam, no word of a lie call up your government official's office and complain saying that's fraud.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How is this not even surprising behavior from Ubisoft? They're such a scummy company, it's no wonder why they're failing and nobody wants to buy them out.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, won't this just result in the game being cracked super quickly since the crackers now have a version without Denuvo to compare to?

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >release game without denuvo
    >then quickly add denuvo even though there's already a copy of the game that can easily be cracked thus rendering adding denuvo pointless
    what was the plan here?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody besides the journalists have access to the game yet.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        these fricking Black folk, that should be illegal. Shouldn't there be some kind of country-wide consumer-side "terms of service" to make this type of bullshit illegal? Might as well be a bait and switch

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was released in Oceania

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Implying journos even know what denuvo is

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >release game without denuvo
        >then quickly add denuvo even though there's already a copy of the game that can easily be cracked thus rendering adding denuvo pointless
        what was the plan here?

        Do normies and shit even listen to ign and stuff anymore? It seems like social media and youtube celebs hold more weight with zoomer normies than some site getting paid.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          pretty sure masses of normies just buy it because it's asscreed and they zero standards

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Normies in the millions buy shit like Ass Creek and Cybershit on console just because AAA. Nobody, or no media outlet, tells them; they're npcs on scripts. then sell it for $50 on Facebook Marketplace to their other moron normie friends
          It's the modern slop economy

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            that pic makes my skin crawl

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >they sell it for $50 on fb marketplace
            So they're smarter than steamcucks.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          pretty sure Ganker listens to ign. the hive mind is pretty tsundere about it.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sometimes you can't download a 1.0 version of the game

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Even if you could it would be encrypted until release, on steam at least

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It makes it all the more obvious that the real value of "DRM SOFTWARE" is to plant spyware on your customer's computer. Not stop piracy.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was never about stopping piracy. It's about legally monitoring customers.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >company spends millions of dollars developing a game
    >takes steps to protect its property from being illegally stolen
    >NOOOOO MUCH *HECK-IN* DRM!!!
    Colossal yikes. Texas-sized.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >still pretending to not understand the problem after having it explained multiple times

      what exactly is the problem with it?

      >what exactly is the problem with it?
      deception

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Stolen

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >stealing an arrangement of bits
      how can you steal something that doesn't even have a physical weight?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        information has no substance, however the representation of information has substance because it is a the implementation of processes sequentially arranged by human labor through languages in order to craft computer programs.

        A program it is a physical asset. But a program is useless without the existence of a medium, in this case, a computer, which is the private property of the final user and consumer.

        This last point is the reason why large companies have the desire to migrate to a cloud business model for the electronic entertainment industry (Stadia, Games as a Service, Always Live Services) where the organization has the total control and ownership rights over both the software and the medium where the software can run and the customer pays a subscription to obtain the right to consume the resources.

        The people must remember these abusive strategies and always protect both their freedom and defend their material goods and private property.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        What is identity theft

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          You don't "steal identity" you impersonate a user stealing his access credentials.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >stealing his access credentials
            So yeah, stealing something non-physical.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              User credentials are the physical representation of information. Just like every day computer data.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Then the game is the physical representation of the computer data. If you can steal one, you can steal the other.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                The first data set represents the identity of a person in a computational environment. The other data set is a product that makes sense only in the private property of the consumer.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                So yeah, you can steal both.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                One data set allows access to extremely sensitive information about an individual. The other is a proprietary, closed source product that does not put any sensitive information at risk.

                >convincing other people that i'm you isn't stealing your identity
                go away

                Information has three possible states during its existence: rest, transmission and processing. Identity is not information, because it cannot be transmitted. I cannot be you. You cannot be me. You can only exfiltrate something I have or know, but not who I am.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                The sensitive information is the code that lets you play AC, which you're not supposed to have without owning a copy

                >second paragraph
                Absolute pedant
                If you weren't checking yourself and you found out someone was using your details to impersonate you, you'd say 'someone has stolen my identity' out loud, because we all know what it means

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                The sensitive information would be AC, the product itself. However, sensitive information is defined as data that puts an individual, organization or entity at risk. A pirated copy poses no threat to the end consumer.

                >absolute pedant
                We need to uphold the highest standards of accuracy.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >uphold the highest standards
                you are doing the opposite

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >convincing other people that i'm you isn't stealing your identity
            go away

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"I am going to steal this chess move, from my own chessboard and pieces, which are my private property."
      That's how stupid you are being read.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Steps that make the product objectively worse for paying customers and puts invasive spyware on your machine

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    what exactly is the problem with it?

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    worst part is it isn't even a game worth pirating

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    anyone who buys this trash deserves this, no sympathy

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >implying any reviewer would have cared about it
    who cares lol

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    they fricked up
    you can manually download old versions via the console
    however, they do have the ability to manually get rid of old manifests. there's a decent chance they just won't think of it, with how these releases usually go.

    here's a pretty decent write up of how to do it (https://www.makeuseof.com/how-to-downgrade-steam-games/), if someone wants to, feel free to use that news site archive site, i've never used it so idk the name.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sometimes you can't download a 1.0 version of the game

      this, it's not even on steam yet. when they upload it to steam it won't be 1.0.

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >game runs noticeably slower a day later. On purpose

    This is slimy as frick. Did they hired any former EA executives recently??

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    why don't they just rename denuvo? the goyim don't care lol look at how many times tiktok was renamed before it actually stuck.

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I played the 1.0.2 and 1.0.4 versions last night and it already had Denuvo you fricking morons

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who the frick cares about AC in 2023. You are beyond moronic if you still play this series

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Do I fit in my dude bros!?!?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It doesn't really matter what game it is. Adding denuvo AFTER review copies go out is scummy as hell.
      The fact they did this with Assassin's Creed shows they have no actual talent on the dev team and no faith in this release. They KNOW its fricked and wanted to secure sales through disingenuous means, then let it crash and burn..

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    denuvoless on csrin

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >preload files already had denuvo
    frick

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is this important? Who cares? Never mind pirating, you'd have to pay ME to play a modern Ass Creed game in any format, shape or form.

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    twenty bucks says it has nothing to do with problems of including denuvo and everything to do with the bean counters needing to write a check for the denuvo license as soon as it's implemented in an external copy of the game, even if it's for journos only

    those morons probably drink whatever denuvo's marketing kool-aid is about how it "only marginally impacts performance" anyway and aren't even sure what a video game is, they only give a shit about dollars

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >those morons probably drink whatever denuvo's marketing kool-aid is about
      i've seen this sentiment multiple times, but intuitively i'd expect the power-dynamic to be the opposite of this.

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wanting to play asscred
    I played until black flag when the removed the killable npcs, after that I never touched it.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unity is when AC peaked
      your loss

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        actually it was brotherhood, everything after that was pure slop

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Meh. Unity was whatever.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I played 2 hours of the first AC game, it was intolerable garbage for morons.

        Don't know how anyone got into it, I guess you just had to be 12 when it came out or something.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I played 2 hours of the first AC game
          when did you play it? me and my friends played it on release, it was interesting but flawed

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I can't remember if it was release or like a year or two later. I just remember it being absolute ass.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Personally i was 13 when the first AC game came out. Didnt play it much however.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I played up to unity and Unity was by far the lowest point in the series. Genuinely killed off the old fanbase and replaced it with sloppers like you

        AC2>AC Brotherhood>AC 1 >

        [...]

        around in a septic tank> Revelations > black Flag >>>>> moving to india>>>>AC3=AC unity

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Unity was so moronic you and the assasins side with the monarchy instead of the revolutionaries when france was the hq of the templars

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >play an ubisoft game
    >expects not to be reamed in the butthole
    its on you really

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Too bad the normalgays don’t care.
    I’d love to see them go broke for trying to pull off shit like that

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you buy any ubisoft game post-Watch_Dogs 1 under any circumstances you deserve to get fricked in the ass and slapped around like this. Denuvo has been in literally every one of their games for the past few years and to expect them not to add it now is moronic. Luckily ubisoft is the master of releasing "The games of all time" so you're not missing much.

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't get the one they gave away for free after some homosexual building burned so still not gonna pirate this

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Based troonysoft, making their trannies pay for literal spyware lmfao.

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    the last ubishit product i bought was rayman legends

  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    A game for goat frickers? No thanks.

  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >refuse eula
    >refund
    >blacklist
    Done.

  34. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no even worth a thread in cs.rin
    absolute state

  35. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dont care about kebab valhalla so moronic the weapon bouncing of kebab armors

  36. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    They dont need Denuvo when their games are so bad people wouldnt want to pirate them anyway.

  37. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >implying ass creed is worth a pirate

  38. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    People still buy Ubisoft games? Why?

  39. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Assassin's Creed truly started and ended with Ezio Auditore da Firenze. everything else before and after Ezio was plain garbage.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      i read your comment and all i could hear in my head was tony yelling
      >in this house ezio firenze is a hero! end of story!

  40. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Piracy is counterfeiting, not theft.

  41. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Decided to watch a few streamers play it, why does the UI look so similar Genshin?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Modern UI game design boils down to everyone doing the exact same thing

  42. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't even know it had released.

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