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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    pers
    putting some discord gay's cat in the game doesn't excuse rereleasing the same game for the past 15 years

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    -pers.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      ...pers

      -pers

      >not purrs

      you had one fricking job

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        this board is filled with uncreative shitskins, pls understand

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        falling for OPs ruse was their job, the cringe has become the based

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frick off with your dad joke-tier takes, Ubisoft has become worthless once they let go Ancel.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    ...pers

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    wtf! i hate this!!! im really angry now OP! reddit! discord! people being wholesome ?? people with pets? this is the kinda shit that just pisses me off!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah outside the annoying language I find it hard to be mad about this. the cat having the assassin logo on its face is funny and its cute a dev actually saw that and added it.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    bazed!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      fat...

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      is that operator a dude?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, Iana is all woman (biologically born). And she's a whole lotta woman, so much that they had to nerf her ass size and remove her win pose.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Siege models have a weird property of looking fine-ish in game but absolutely awful when in isolation.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >shoulders wider than Arnold's

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      why does specifically 2b get shoved into literally every fricking franchise as a collaboration

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      2B? More like 2 balls. Now we know how they can take literal models and turn them into she-men in other games.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      fat...

      is that operator a dude?

      >shoulders wider than Arnold's

      why does specifically 2b get shoved into literally every fricking franchise as a collaboration

      2B? More like 2 balls. Now we know how they can take literal models and turn them into she-men in other games.

      It's not 2B you morons. It's this character dressed up as her as a skin. She's hotter than your jap trash btw.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Play Siege a couple of years ago
        >Gadget/20sec meta
        >Iana releases and considered useless and a bad pick besides her nades
        >Everyone would call you moronic for picking her
        >Came back to Siege recently
        >She's one of the best picks currently because the meta is now all about shooting people

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        What's her shoulder/hip ratio?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I legitimately fricking hate this board. You people are so fricking stupid.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's looks better on her normal model. It's just Western Devs shit modelling skills. Just look at how bad the other collab skins are like Kiryu from Yakuza.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's a linebacker

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is legitimately wholesome but it doesn't make me want to buy Ubisoft stuff. That is one cute cat.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Was, anon. That was one cute cat.

      Kitty ded.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's actually extremely not wholesome because the image is clearly shopped and he tricked them.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    -pers

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    purr

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    the frick is a rainbow bridge did the cat become a gay

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      thread is full of discord crossposters praising this homosexual shit.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Recently crossed the rainbow bridge
      He's was gay, the cat?

      I'm assuming he's saying his friend died. Maybe you cross the rainbow bridge to get to the gates of Heaven or something I don't have a clue.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        isn't that a stairway

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Recently crossed the rainbow bridge
      He's was gay, the cat?

      Only newbies and actual gays hate based cats because Ganker is a cat site,but yeah "the rainbow bridge"sounds cringe af

      [...]
      I'm assuming he's saying his friend died. Maybe you cross the rainbow bridge to get to the gates of Heaven or something I don't have a clue.

      Rainbow Bridge is something the animal community in general made up to let people grieving about their animals believe that they are in heaven, I think because a lot of religions don't believe animals have souls. It's kind of an agnostic thing IIRC.

      It's just infantile baby speak young adults like to use. Shame the cat died but judging by what massive homosexual the owner's friend is, I can assume it lived a pampered life.

      It's not some gay metaphor, it's literally a bridge in Canada over the Niagara falls into America.
      The poster is obviously a leaf because of the word 'timbit'.

      However, Canada is still gay .

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a poem, you fricking moron

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thank you for being the most sane anon in the thread.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Man I'm depressed afk now.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Dont be, its a positive poem. Sone day we will be reunited with our pets. Until then we have to stay strong!
            Stay strong anon, life goes fast.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Fake positivity

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thank you. I couldn’t believe those anons earlier who had either never heard of this or wrote it off as “something for agnostics”

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          The culture war brainrot is bad on Ganker, please understand.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's called the road, it's called the rainbow roooooad

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Aah so the OP cat didnt die, he just moved to America.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          What the frick is a Timbits

          kek

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          A fate worse than death

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Petgays keep chucking their dead critters off of this thing

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      His friend became a homosexual and no longer wants pussy in his home.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He went to Valhalla

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Recently crossed the rainbow bridge
      He's was gay, the cat?

      it means the pet passed away
      jesus, how sheltered are you virgin third worlders?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day out of my website normalgay Black person. You don't belong here and never will.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          seethe some more, shitskin

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Recently crossed the rainbow bridge
    He's was gay, the cat?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I laughed

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cute, wholesome, but still not buying Ubislop.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    cringe

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    HECKIN KOTTERINO!!!

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Too wholesome for nu-Ganker honestly.

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Very cute.

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ubisoft are bad developers.

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only newbies and actual gays hate based cats because Ganker is a cat site,but yeah "the rainbow bridge"sounds cringe af

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's just infantile baby speak young adults like to use. Shame the cat died but judging by what massive homosexual the owner's friend is, I can assume it lived a pampered life.

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    One has inherently inferred an understanding

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rainbow Bridge is something the animal community in general made up to let people grieving about their animals believe that they are in heaven, I think because a lot of religions don't believe animals have souls. It's kind of an agnostic thing IIRC.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Rainbow Bridge is something the animal community in general made up
      Please be trolling, holy frick.
      The rainbow bridge is the path into the realm of the gods in Norse myth. It's like saying "went through the pearly gates."

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Die
    >Get isekai'd to Assassin's fricking creed
    That cat had a terrible fate

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's one happy vidya kot

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    pers.
    But that is a nice kot.

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    -purrs

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick is a Timbits

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Canadian crypto?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Greasy balls with cum on them, cannucks are weird.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're dunkin munchkins you fricking moron

        Americans are so fricking moronic they call this a donut hole despite it being literally not a hole

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          anon read the box you posted

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I can certify that donut holes are not the holes of donuts

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            krispy kreme konfectionary?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            How sticky are your work shoes?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I lick them clean every night

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            imagine the smell

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        cum makes the outside crispy, it's texture kino you plebs would never understand

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're doughnuts.
      Except they're not rings, they're just a small ball.
      They're doughnut balls.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      ligma balls

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Donut Holes sold at Tim Hortons, Canada's Dunkin Donuts

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    cheap PR tactics
    ew

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The proportions are all wrong. Why is it so rare for games to have animals that look like animals?

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    did the cat a disservice by putting it in a bad game

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ubisoft releasing a muslim game during a time when muslims are officially the bad guys
    hooo

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    > crossed the rainbow bridge
    The frick?

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    WAOW they saw the thing on social media and did the thing, heckin' wholesome 100.

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Crossed the rainbow bridge
    Based Hotline Miami 2 cat

  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    cute cat. deserved to be in a better game.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      brutal

  34. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want coffee and timbits

  35. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    ubisoft are stupid Black folk who deserve to burn in hell

  36. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    nice cat

  37. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >die
    >Instead of going to heaven or hell, you end up in a *bisoft game
    Fate worse than death

  38. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    They are bad developers. Ubishit has been rereleasing the same fricking game for 15 years, and with every iteration the series just gets more boring and repetitive. Origins was pretty decent, but that game is only an exception to the rule.

    All said, Black Flag was the last genuinely good Ass Creed game. Such a shame how far the series has fallen in quality since then.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unity was great tbh but then they just fricking went back to the worse old formula for Syndicate.

  39. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    FRICKING BASED!!
    I can't believe I was going to complain about the abysmally bad combat, shit gameplay loop, forced woke story, unlikable characters all around, same old shitty open world but this 1 image of a cat made me reconsider refunding
    Thank you OP

  40. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    A heckin catterino?! And you can freaking pet him?! HOLY HECK, FRENS that totally makes up for 10 years of constantly awful releases and maximum israeliness!

  41. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  42. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    purse

  43. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >precious snout
    >crossed the rainbow bridge
    >pay with coffee and timbits

    What a disgusting fricking way of communicating.
    Adults acting childish is never ever endearing despite what they seem to think.

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