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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Genuine question. Why don't you buy an ad?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who do you work for??? troony scum

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ubishit hasn't released a good game since Rayman Origins in 2011

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The last great Ubisoft game was Assassin's Creed IV in 2013 and I'll die on that hill. Still 11 years of utter slop since, though.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The last great Ubisoft game was Assassin's Creed IV in 2013 and I'll die on that hill. Still 11 years of utter slop since, though.
        Don't remind me how good siege and ac5 could have been

        Gg and the sjw literally almost blew up the entire earth i hope ww3 kills them all off in Russia gaza and shit

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >ac5
          What?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >ac5
            >What?
            Ac unity

            What could have been frick

            Even watch dogs 1 and 2 where the last ubishit i actually enjoyed

            God i miss weird stuff like driver sf as well i still think back about playing that amazing game for the first time jfc vidya peaked so long ago

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Almost all AssCreed games are good.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Their concept is better than their execution.
        AC 1 is a really cool but boring tech demo.
        Ezio's trilogy was nice but it should've closed the franchise along Desmond. But overall 7.5/10 was really cool to see Ezio grow and mature.
        3 onward, specially 4 and the last two all suffer from huge identity crisis where they would've been amazing games if they didn't have to be AC games with their forced mechanics.
        Really who the frick though it was a good idea to have level based progression on a fricking stealth assassin game where you can't assassinate someone because their magic number is too high.

        Franchise should've been soft rebooted into a some sort of Generational History Action/adventure series where each has their own story focusing on the themes/culture at hand, instead of showhorning assassins or templars in it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Divisions I and II are great for the first week you play it and goes to shit after that.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    When's the Star Wars David Cage game coming out?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      got cancelled aswell as respawns fps

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Please tell me you're just fricking with me right now.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          a bit
          the cage game is still in development
          but the fps game is actually canned

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >the cage game is still in development
            Oh good.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              dont get your hopes up too much tho anon
              tech is going return to office for a lot of people
              hundreds are being fired

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer the other Outlaws

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I always wanted to play that, is it any good?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes it's kino

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh wow, another Star Wars story led by a woman? Very original!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Women make up half the population but they haven't got even close to half the stories. Frick off.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know you're joking, but storytelling should not be a "Gimme" competition. You tell the story you want to tell, you shouldn't be obligated to meet some soulless quota for stories.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, because women flock to female-led projects like The Marvels and Madame Web in droves ensuring they’re massive hits instead of money pits for the studios making them

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Madame Web
          >Massive hit

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >the joke
            >your head

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Esl

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous
          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            moron

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Great games have been written by woman.
        Peter Principal your hiring decisions will never make great games and stories usually why theres a fricking committee to write everything now so it can be watered down enough to not offend the right people but not care about anyone else.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        And yet none of their stories are memorable…

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like female characters though and some of my favourite webnovel protags are female

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Already cancelled

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >only gameplay shown is 8 months old
    >game is scheduled for first half of 2024
    >studio has gone radio silent
    Dead on arrival

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I frickin hate Ubisoft so much it's unreal

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I frickin hate Ubisoft so much it's unreal

      >He unironically cares about Star Wars in 2024
      It's a dead franchise, anon. Let it go.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah he should care about it ironically

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Unironically true, being a "huge fan" of Star Wars media in Current Year helps emphasize to normies how bad the franchise has gotten.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I still enjoy the original trilogy stuff. But all these new games, movies and shows don't do it for me. Would like SW a lot more if people just ignored the recent media

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The only way to make a decent Star Wars anything is by going to the Old Republic years or the time in between the classic trilogy. Anything after that is corrupted beyond hope

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's Montreal

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    That slap at 2:13 looks so fricking weak wth is his helmet made of paper?

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So you're telling me the thousands of benign collectibles and outposts littering the dull and barren open world will now be Star Wars themed?
    I can't fricking wait.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Imperial Outposts liberated (3/95)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Imperial Outposts liberated (3/95)

      watch it unironically become some kind of botched combination of Mass Effect 1's uncharted worlds and Far Cry's outpost liberation mechanic

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ubisoft can't help themselves from hammering all their games into the same, generic Ubisoft Game mold with open worlds, outposts, slow map reveals, very light RPG mechanics, frickton of irrelevant collectibles, and safe middle-of-the-road story. The Avatar game might as well have been Far Cry 7, for example. I fully expect this to be Assassin's Creed with Star Wars paint.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ubishit
    >NuWars
    >female protag
    dead before release, shan't be playing

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks exactly like the Cal Jediman games, except with a smuggler woman, and added simple space combat. Ehh... those games were fine. This looks all right too, I guess. Not rushing to buy the $500 mega deluxe early access launch edition or whatever, but will probably pick it up when it's at a discount. That's the highest praise I can give based on the trailer.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      At least it doesn't look like a loading simulator unlike Starflop.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The last Ubisoft game I played was Splinter Cell Conviction. I've refused to play their games since.
    Also I've never played an Assassin's Creed game in my life, it was always made to appeal to normalgays who can't tell what makes a game actually good. I hope they are the first to go under if the AAA studios start crashing left and right.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The last Ubisoft game I played was Splinter Cell Conviction. I've refused to play their games since.
      My Black person.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    another Ubiflop incoming

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't people theorise that this will heavily reuse assets from the secretly-scrapped Beyond Good & Evil 2?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the same engine and mechanics. If so, it's a good decision.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It's the same engine
        Nah BG&E 2 was planned to use a new "Voyager" Engine while Outlaws is running on the "Snowdrop" Engine.
        The main dev of BG&E 2 is one of the assistant teams working on Outlaws though.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It would make sense to from a finacial perspective, reusing assets isn't exactly secret. Many studios do it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"le mixed-race quirky girl with Afro haircut" protagonist
      I hate millennial writing and UbiSlop.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m so keen to do some anal prostate vibrator twitch streams of this epic new disney content! Make sure to tune in folks!

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf it actually looks good though?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >replying to your own thread

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Star Cry

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      b***h made Greedo do a little dance

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    who the absolute frick still acknowledges Ubisoft in a positive light anymore? it's a shovelware company pretending to make video games. kino is in the past, cringe is the future.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Remember that Thunderhawk cartoon that dropped a couple months ago?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >has full frontal male nudity but no female one
        >not even male anthro dicks
        It’s shit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >who the absolute frick still acknowledges Ubisoft in a positive light anymore?
      normalgays, the same people who buy COD every year, the same morons who buy 2k games every year, the exact same bozos who pick new FIFA every year, etc.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I won't buy games with femoid protagonists, sorry not sorry.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    can i customzie her

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ubisoft kino

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    have a nice day marketer and take your slop with you

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ubishit
    >nu-star wars
    >minorities and gays
    >marvel type of writing
    NO, frick off and die OP

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let me guess, she hates white males, doesn't need a man but will fawn over a random black guy just to spite white males. Then of course she's a girl boss who barks at everyone and magically all other characters think she's an amazing leader. At some point she will fix something that is truly difficult, but magically not for her and it will be a snub specifically at men.

    I hope every ubishit employee dies a horrific death. And I want it streamed.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >will fawn over a random black guy just to spite white males
      No, this game will either be completely sexless or she will be a lesbian.

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've always liked Star Wars games but man am I sick of them now. The same visual style, the exact sane sound effects and music, each somehow more generic than the last.

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want
    >open world because Shit this is star wars
    >seamless landing/flying
    >space combat
    >character customization
    >2024 graphics
    >pc optimization
    Anything else?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't forget about diversity, trans folk and no white m*les

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I exclusively do NOT want that
        Some fricking billionaire on Ganker with a massive star wars dick bankroll this i beg

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >open video
    >female lead
    >close video
    simple

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ubisoft kino coming
    >Ubisoft
    >kino
    >Turd smelling like flowers incoming

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    farcry: avatar
    watchdogs: starshit
    next up: asscreed: capeshit

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think the game looks kind of fun. If it didn't have Ubisoft's name attached to it I think people wouldn't treat it so harshly.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Right but it does, so that comes with the publisher implementing decisions for financial gain. I wish it was as simple as them just slapping a logo on it

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why are they all women? how am I supposed to take anything seriously?
    >here's your female protagonist bro and your female gang leader and your female admiral
    who defends this trash?

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Open world
    >outposts
    >compass line on top of the screen with quest markers
    >minimal white HUD
    >quest log on the side
    >brown female protag
    >shitty ass creed stealth

    yeah no, its just another yearly AssCreed iteration disguised as another IP ilke when they did the same shit with Watch Dogs.
    Have fun consooming that trash

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>Open world
      nothing wrong with it

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    oh hey, maybe it's not gonna be complete sh-
    >QUIP QUIP QUIP QUIP

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    most generic slop I've seen in a while

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will not buy your product.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >That jaw
      >Those shoulders
      >That wide stance
      They're not even being subtle here

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why did the waste time on this when they could have made avatar frontiers of pandora even better?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      More like why did they waste time on "humans are le bad" game?

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ubisoft kino

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ubisoft
    >kino
    good one

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm about to play Far Cry 5 right the frick now. God save my soul.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm about to play Far Cry 5 right the frick now. God save my soul.
        Most kino endings and start besides fc3

        Such a shame midgame ubishit is so bad the start and ends always worth it
        At least until 2015 when it all went to shit

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >brownoid female protagonist with generic mandatory tiny compact droid following her everywhere

    Miss me with that shit. How about we play as someone interesting, like a rogue stormtrooper or something, with his renegade Gonkbot in tow
    No, Finn wasn't even close to being interesting beyond getting beat up with a stunstick

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Remember when they advertised the Battlefront 2 campaign being very unique and daring because you finally played a stronk Imperial woman? It was really obvious you'd flip sides early in the campaign, but they tried to insist otherwise in the marketing.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Totally forgot about that, why would they market it as something it wasn't? If they knew the interest was there then why not play it as a straight imperial?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That initial trailer was really something, too bad they never followed through.

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't touch anything called Star Wars anymore, it's a cucked IP. The OG trilogy and even the prequel trilogy will always remain, but post-Disney acquisition it's a puppeted corpse.

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    having watched the trailer a 2nd time
    i think this is just their AC engine with a star wars skin

    although i like the clever use of a loading screen with flying
    then again it will be pretty mid

    but i want that
    but better
    and more of a rpg

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