>The last great Ubisoft game was Assassin's Creed IV in 2013 and I'll die on that hill. Still 11 years of utter slop since, though.
Don't remind me how good siege and ac5 could have been
Gg and the sjw literally almost blew up the entire earth i hope ww3 kills them all off in Russia gaza and shit
Their concept is better than their execution.
AC 1 is a really cool but boring tech demo.
Ezio's trilogy was nice but it should've closed the franchise along Desmond. But overall 7.5/10 was really cool to see Ezio grow and mature.
3 onward, specially 4 and the last two all suffer from huge identity crisis where they would've been amazing games if they didn't have to be AC games with their forced mechanics.
Really who the frick though it was a good idea to have level based progression on a fricking stealth assassin game where you can't assassinate someone because their magic number is too high.
Franchise should've been soft rebooted into a some sort of Generational History Action/adventure series where each has their own story focusing on the themes/culture at hand, instead of showhorning assassins or templars in it.
I know you're joking, but storytelling should not be a "Gimme" competition. You tell the story you want to tell, you shouldn't be obligated to meet some soulless quota for stories.
Yes, because women flock to female-led projects like The Marvels and Madame Web in droves ensuring they’re massive hits instead of money pits for the studios making them
Great games have been written by woman.
Peter Principal your hiring decisions will never make great games and stories usually why theres a fricking committee to write everything now so it can be watered down enough to not offend the right people but not care about anyone else.
I still enjoy the original trilogy stuff. But all these new games, movies and shows don't do it for me. Would like SW a lot more if people just ignored the recent media
The only way to make a decent Star Wars anything is by going to the Old Republic years or the time in between the classic trilogy. Anything after that is corrupted beyond hope
So you're telling me the thousands of benign collectibles and outposts littering the dull and barren open world will now be Star Wars themed?
I can't fricking wait.
Ubisoft can't help themselves from hammering all their games into the same, generic Ubisoft Game mold with open worlds, outposts, slow map reveals, very light RPG mechanics, frickton of irrelevant collectibles, and safe middle-of-the-road story. The Avatar game might as well have been Far Cry 7, for example. I fully expect this to be Assassin's Creed with Star Wars paint.
Looks exactly like the Cal Jediman games, except with a smuggler woman, and added simple space combat. Ehh... those games were fine. This looks all right too, I guess. Not rushing to buy the $500 mega deluxe early access launch edition or whatever, but will probably pick it up when it's at a discount. That's the highest praise I can give based on the trailer.
The last Ubisoft game I played was Splinter Cell Conviction. I've refused to play their games since.
Also I've never played an Assassin's Creed game in my life, it was always made to appeal to normalgays who can't tell what makes a game actually good. I hope they are the first to go under if the AAA studios start crashing left and right.
>It's the same engine
Nah BG&E 2 was planned to use a new "Voyager" Engine while Outlaws is running on the "Snowdrop" Engine.
The main dev of BG&E 2 is one of the assistant teams working on Outlaws though.
who the absolute frick still acknowledges Ubisoft in a positive light anymore? it's a shovelware company pretending to make video games. kino is in the past, cringe is the future.
>who the absolute frick still acknowledges Ubisoft in a positive light anymore?
normalgays, the same people who buy COD every year, the same morons who buy 2k games every year, the exact same bozos who pick new FIFA every year, etc.
Let me guess, she hates white males, doesn't need a man but will fawn over a random black guy just to spite white males. Then of course she's a girl boss who barks at everyone and magically all other characters think she's an amazing leader. At some point she will fix something that is truly difficult, but magically not for her and it will be a snub specifically at men.
I hope every ubishit employee dies a horrific death. And I want it streamed.
I've always liked Star Wars games but man am I sick of them now. The same visual style, the exact sane sound effects and music, each somehow more generic than the last.
I want >open world because Shit this is star wars >seamless landing/flying >space combat >character customization >2024 graphics >pc optimization
Anything else?
Right but it does, so that comes with the publisher implementing decisions for financial gain. I wish it was as simple as them just slapping a logo on it
why are they all women? how am I supposed to take anything seriously? >here's your female protagonist bro and your female gang leader and your female admiral
who defends this trash?
>Open world >outposts >compass line on top of the screen with quest markers >minimal white HUD >quest log on the side >brown female protag >shitty ass creed stealth
yeah no, its just another yearly AssCreed iteration disguised as another IP ilke when they did the same shit with Watch Dogs.
Have fun consooming that trash
>brownoid female protagonist with generic mandatory tiny compact droid following her everywhere
Miss me with that shit. How about we play as someone interesting, like a rogue stormtrooper or something, with his renegade Gonkbot in tow
No, Finn wasn't even close to being interesting beyond getting beat up with a stunstick
Remember when they advertised the Battlefront 2 campaign being very unique and daring because you finally played a stronk Imperial woman? It was really obvious you'd flip sides early in the campaign, but they tried to insist otherwise in the marketing.
Totally forgot about that, why would they market it as something it wasn't? If they knew the interest was there then why not play it as a straight imperial?
I don't touch anything called Star Wars anymore, it's a cucked IP. The OG trilogy and even the prequel trilogy will always remain, but post-Disney acquisition it's a puppeted corpse.
Genuine question. Why don't you buy an ad?
Who do you work for??? troony scum
Ubishit hasn't released a good game since Rayman Origins in 2011
The last great Ubisoft game was Assassin's Creed IV in 2013 and I'll die on that hill. Still 11 years of utter slop since, though.
>The last great Ubisoft game was Assassin's Creed IV in 2013 and I'll die on that hill. Still 11 years of utter slop since, though.
Don't remind me how good siege and ac5 could have been
Gg and the sjw literally almost blew up the entire earth i hope ww3 kills them all off in Russia gaza and shit
>ac5
What?
>ac5
>What?
Ac unity
What could have been frick
Even watch dogs 1 and 2 where the last ubishit i actually enjoyed
God i miss weird stuff like driver sf as well i still think back about playing that amazing game for the first time jfc vidya peaked so long ago
Almost all AssCreed games are good.
Their concept is better than their execution.
AC 1 is a really cool but boring tech demo.
Ezio's trilogy was nice but it should've closed the franchise along Desmond. But overall 7.5/10 was really cool to see Ezio grow and mature.
3 onward, specially 4 and the last two all suffer from huge identity crisis where they would've been amazing games if they didn't have to be AC games with their forced mechanics.
Really who the frick though it was a good idea to have level based progression on a fricking stealth assassin game where you can't assassinate someone because their magic number is too high.
Franchise should've been soft rebooted into a some sort of Generational History Action/adventure series where each has their own story focusing on the themes/culture at hand, instead of showhorning assassins or templars in it.
Divisions I and II are great for the first week you play it and goes to shit after that.
When's the Star Wars David Cage game coming out?
got cancelled aswell as respawns fps
Please tell me you're just fricking with me right now.
a bit
the cage game is still in development
but the fps game is actually canned
>the cage game is still in development
Oh good.
dont get your hopes up too much tho anon
tech is going return to office for a lot of people
hundreds are being fired
I prefer the other Outlaws
I always wanted to play that, is it any good?
Yes it's kino
Oh wow, another Star Wars story led by a woman? Very original!
Women make up half the population but they haven't got even close to half the stories. Frick off.
I know you're joking, but storytelling should not be a "Gimme" competition. You tell the story you want to tell, you shouldn't be obligated to meet some soulless quota for stories.
Yes, because women flock to female-led projects like The Marvels and Madame Web in droves ensuring they’re massive hits instead of money pits for the studios making them
>Madame Web
>Massive hit
>the joke
>your head
Esl
moron
Great games have been written by woman.
Peter Principal your hiring decisions will never make great games and stories usually why theres a fricking committee to write everything now so it can be watered down enough to not offend the right people but not care about anyone else.
And yet none of their stories are memorable…
I like female characters though and some of my favourite webnovel protags are female
Already cancelled
>only gameplay shown is 8 months old
>game is scheduled for first half of 2024
>studio has gone radio silent
Dead on arrival
I frickin hate Ubisoft so much it's unreal
>I frickin hate Ubisoft so much it's unreal
>He unironically cares about Star Wars in 2024
It's a dead franchise, anon. Let it go.
Yeah he should care about it ironically
Unironically true, being a "huge fan" of Star Wars media in Current Year helps emphasize to normies how bad the franchise has gotten.
I still enjoy the original trilogy stuff. But all these new games, movies and shows don't do it for me. Would like SW a lot more if people just ignored the recent media
The only way to make a decent Star Wars anything is by going to the Old Republic years or the time in between the classic trilogy. Anything after that is corrupted beyond hope
It's Montreal
That slap at 2:13 looks so fricking weak wth is his helmet made of paper?
So you're telling me the thousands of benign collectibles and outposts littering the dull and barren open world will now be Star Wars themed?
I can't fricking wait.
>Imperial Outposts liberated (3/95)
watch it unironically become some kind of botched combination of Mass Effect 1's uncharted worlds and Far Cry's outpost liberation mechanic
Ubisoft can't help themselves from hammering all their games into the same, generic Ubisoft Game mold with open worlds, outposts, slow map reveals, very light RPG mechanics, frickton of irrelevant collectibles, and safe middle-of-the-road story. The Avatar game might as well have been Far Cry 7, for example. I fully expect this to be Assassin's Creed with Star Wars paint.
>ubishit
>NuWars
>female protag
dead before release, shan't be playing
Looks exactly like the Cal Jediman games, except with a smuggler woman, and added simple space combat. Ehh... those games were fine. This looks all right too, I guess. Not rushing to buy the $500 mega deluxe early access launch edition or whatever, but will probably pick it up when it's at a discount. That's the highest praise I can give based on the trailer.
At least it doesn't look like a loading simulator unlike Starflop.
The last Ubisoft game I played was Splinter Cell Conviction. I've refused to play their games since.
Also I've never played an Assassin's Creed game in my life, it was always made to appeal to normalgays who can't tell what makes a game actually good. I hope they are the first to go under if the AAA studios start crashing left and right.
>The last Ubisoft game I played was Splinter Cell Conviction. I've refused to play their games since.
My Black person.
another Ubiflop incoming
Didn't people theorise that this will heavily reuse assets from the secretly-scrapped Beyond Good & Evil 2?
It's the same engine and mechanics. If so, it's a good decision.
>It's the same engine
Nah BG&E 2 was planned to use a new "Voyager" Engine while Outlaws is running on the "Snowdrop" Engine.
The main dev of BG&E 2 is one of the assistant teams working on Outlaws though.
It would make sense to from a finacial perspective, reusing assets isn't exactly secret. Many studios do it.
>"le mixed-race quirky girl with Afro haircut" protagonist
I hate millennial writing and UbiSlop.
I’m so keen to do some anal prostate vibrator twitch streams of this epic new disney content! Make sure to tune in folks!
Wtf it actually looks good though?
>replying to your own thread
Star Cry
b***h made Greedo do a little dance
who the absolute frick still acknowledges Ubisoft in a positive light anymore? it's a shovelware company pretending to make video games. kino is in the past, cringe is the future.
Remember that Thunderhawk cartoon that dropped a couple months ago?
>has full frontal male nudity but no female one
>not even male anthro dicks
It’s shit
>who the absolute frick still acknowledges Ubisoft in a positive light anymore?
normalgays, the same people who buy COD every year, the same morons who buy 2k games every year, the exact same bozos who pick new FIFA every year, etc.
I won't buy games with femoid protagonists, sorry not sorry.
can i customzie her
>Ubisoft kino
have a nice day marketer and take your slop with you
>ubishit
>nu-star wars
>minorities and gays
>marvel type of writing
NO, frick off and die OP
Let me guess, she hates white males, doesn't need a man but will fawn over a random black guy just to spite white males. Then of course she's a girl boss who barks at everyone and magically all other characters think she's an amazing leader. At some point she will fix something that is truly difficult, but magically not for her and it will be a snub specifically at men.
I hope every ubishit employee dies a horrific death. And I want it streamed.
>will fawn over a random black guy just to spite white males
No, this game will either be completely sexless or she will be a lesbian.
I've always liked Star Wars games but man am I sick of them now. The same visual style, the exact sane sound effects and music, each somehow more generic than the last.
I want
>open world because Shit this is star wars
>seamless landing/flying
>space combat
>character customization
>2024 graphics
>pc optimization
Anything else?
Don't forget about diversity, trans folk and no white m*les
I exclusively do NOT want that
Some fricking billionaire on Ganker with a massive star wars dick bankroll this i beg
>open video
>female lead
>close video
simple
>Ubisoft kino coming
>Ubisoft
>kino
>Turd smelling like flowers incoming
farcry: avatar
watchdogs: starshit
next up: asscreed: capeshit
I think the game looks kind of fun. If it didn't have Ubisoft's name attached to it I think people wouldn't treat it so harshly.
Right but it does, so that comes with the publisher implementing decisions for financial gain. I wish it was as simple as them just slapping a logo on it
why are they all women? how am I supposed to take anything seriously?
>here's your female protagonist bro and your female gang leader and your female admiral
who defends this trash?
>Open world
>outposts
>compass line on top of the screen with quest markers
>minimal white HUD
>quest log on the side
>brown female protag
>shitty ass creed stealth
yeah no, its just another yearly AssCreed iteration disguised as another IP ilke when they did the same shit with Watch Dogs.
Have fun consooming that trash
>>Open world
nothing wrong with it
oh hey, maybe it's not gonna be complete sh-
>QUIP QUIP QUIP QUIP
most generic slop I've seen in a while
I will not buy your product.
>That jaw
>Those shoulders
>That wide stance
They're not even being subtle here
why did the waste time on this when they could have made avatar frontiers of pandora even better?
More like why did they waste time on "humans are le bad" game?
>Ubisoft kino
>Ubisoft
>kino
good one
I'm about to play Far Cry 5 right the frick now. God save my soul.
>I'm about to play Far Cry 5 right the frick now. God save my soul.
Most kino endings and start besides fc3
Such a shame midgame ubishit is so bad the start and ends always worth it
At least until 2015 when it all went to shit
>brownoid female protagonist with generic mandatory tiny compact droid following her everywhere
Miss me with that shit. How about we play as someone interesting, like a rogue stormtrooper or something, with his renegade Gonkbot in tow
No, Finn wasn't even close to being interesting beyond getting beat up with a stunstick
Remember when they advertised the Battlefront 2 campaign being very unique and daring because you finally played a stronk Imperial woman? It was really obvious you'd flip sides early in the campaign, but they tried to insist otherwise in the marketing.
Totally forgot about that, why would they market it as something it wasn't? If they knew the interest was there then why not play it as a straight imperial?
That initial trailer was really something, too bad they never followed through.
I don't touch anything called Star Wars anymore, it's a cucked IP. The OG trilogy and even the prequel trilogy will always remain, but post-Disney acquisition it's a puppeted corpse.
having watched the trailer a 2nd time
i think this is just their AC engine with a star wars skin
although i like the clever use of a loading screen with flying
then again it will be pretty mid
but i want that
but better
and more of a rpg