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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's the matter poorgay? too much for you?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why don’t you want to pay $50 for some fast food? what’s the matter poorgay? too much for you?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        unironically if you're paying for more than just yourself 50 is damn near standard for a lot of places

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >French shops trying to scam you
          unsurprising

          I hate inflation and the retrogaming market like you wouldn't believe

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't know what you're complaining about. That's actually pretty cheap for a local shop. Picrel is my local place. Their prices are usually based on online retailer listings, too. So this isn't even that high for Emerald carts. Hell, check ebay right now. The cheapest emerald you'll find is Spanish and 80 USD. The cheapest (working) English language one is 175. Emerald is expensive, simple as.

            The gray market for everything has been fricking stupid the last few years. Scalpers and Covid really fricked the market over in a way that we'll probably only recover from if the fricking thing straight up dies. We're talking bubble bursting kind of death. And I for one cannot wait for that shit to happen. Retro games have it even worse than stuff like cards or toys, though. Because the retro game gray market has to deal with auction groups and shit. Those are the frickers making your life a living hell if all you want is a fricking retro game. Those predatory buttholes are artificially inflating the value on retro games so they can buy and trade them like art pieces.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >$100
    >average time spent playing the game through to the end: ~15 hours
    >100 (amount of money) ÷ 15 (amount of hours) = 6.7 (rounded up)

    $6.70/hour, and that's assuming you only play for the duration of the main story, and stop immediately after becoming Champion. Never mind that it is actually a game with potentially hundreds of hours worth of content, that it retains its value over time, and that you will be able to experience and enjoy it again later in life because of that (without making any further payments), and that it is an appreciating asset, albeit a small one.

    So, you either don't care enough to own it (but then why make this post?), are too stupid to understand the most fundamental elements of investing, or are too poor to scrape together a meagre sum of $100. Not surprised you're ESL.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      holy autism

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And you can put 300+ hours into minecraft, are you going to pay $1800 for a copy of minecraft now moron?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The point is that video games are ridiculously high-value, so OP nor anyone else has any ground to stand on when they complain about getting hundreds of hours of fun for the cost of dinner at a restaurant. Your example only further proves that we're absurdly well-off as gamers that we DON'T have to pay exorbitant amounts of money to experience gaming. Thanks for the help, moron.

        holy autism

        The most basic arithmetic constitutes autism, now? You're definitely an Amerimutt if this degree of math stumps you.

        Calm your manbreasts hoennbaby.

        It has nothing to do with Hoenn. The same formula could be applied to any other video game that exists and costs $ to play, and it would still work out. Sorry not sorry for making sense.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          seethe more sperg

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >300+ hours into Minecraft

        Is...Is it bad that I have 10 times that?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly this is how people typically justify PC purchases too, buying an $1800 PC to play Minecraft I would imagine isn't something unheard of at all either coincidentally or intentionally. I know that isn't exactly the answer.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Calm your manbreasts hoennbaby.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't tell anyone but the game is literally free. You can download it from Internet Archive or Vimm's Lair or Myrient. The 100$ is for literal piece of green plastic.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHA NIGNOG THE GAME'S FREE HAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHY WOULD ANYONE PAY 100$ FOR IT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Glad to be a bonglander at times like these

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you sure about that?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >mis-ed-ventures
        I hope to the Lord above I wasn't the only one who played or even remembered this game

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I mean I had the GBA version of it so you're not the only one who experienced that fever dream.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Thanks the Lord

            I let someone in high school borrow my copy of emerald and leafgreen and i never got them back

            I hope they got their ass beat for that

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not gonna lie if reading the story isn't too important to you I recommend using a deputy service to buy games from Japan.
    Yes you'll pay way more for shipping but the money you'll save for the games, particularly if you buy multiple will cover that.
    I bought boxed Pearl, Platinum, & White version a few days ago for $50 plus $30 shipping.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just get yourself a service that allows you to make custom cartridges with ROM hacks and such and just send them the ROM for emerald in french.
    it'll cost you less than this bullshit

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    buy a used JP version for $20 on ebay. Pokemon uses kindergarten tier JP you can learn in 5 months to 1 year if youre not moronic. make the jump already and stop being scammed by westerners.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. I got Green version, complete in box, for $30 in the midst of the COVID scalping period by choosing to go to Yahoo Japan Auctions instead of the usual Western places.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. I got Green version, complete in box, for $30 in the midst of the COVID scalping period by choosing to go to Yahoo Japan Auctions instead of the usual Western places.

      This. I got a copy of JP Emerald off fricking ebay of all places for less than 50 bucks. Probably overpaid but it was a steal compared to a copy of US Emerald.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A bargain at any price. If you just want to play the game get a flash cart.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hack your 3ds
    >play emerald on it
    ???

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I mean frick unless you're really autistic about playing it on the actual GBA or something you have no reason not to emulate since you can play it on your:
      >DSi
      >3DS
      >Gamecube
      >Wii
      >Wii U
      >Switch
      >PS3
      >PS4
      >PSP
      >PS Vita
      >Android, iPhone with some digging

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Won't let you connect to the console games or trade with other gen 3 games, or transfer up to gen 4.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Emulated 3 can transfer to emulated 4 in MelonDS or any other DS emulator that supports adding a slot 2 GBA game. You can then either load your gen 4 sav file onto an authentic cartridge using Checkpoint on a hacked 3DS or Godmode9i on a hacked DSi to transfer up to gen 5 using two DSes, or use an emulator that supports DS Download Play like MelonDS. Then for 5 into Bank you can either load it onto a real gen 5 cartridge, or use Dream Radar Cart Redirect to make PokeTransporter read your sav file instead of looking for a cartridge. Once it's in Bank you can move up to Home normally.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          A lot of people say this but you actually can, with some ease if you know what you are doing according to my searches.
          I still however prefer carts because this allows me to hand off a copy any of the gen 3 games and my spare GBA to someone for a side by side playthrough, or if I meet anyone else that has any of the gen 3 games I can play with them easily without having to frick around with emulator netplay settings.
          I have not had to justify any of my purchases because I owned practically all of the games already, only gen 3 related thing I purchased were the gen 3 battle e-cards which set me back $450, which while it wasn't exactly worth it, I imagine those cards since I stored them properly will still hold their value.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Use PKheX to move Mon across saves
          >Can put Gen 1-5 Mon on a Gen 7 save
          >Move Mon from save to bank then bank to home

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Bank is dead, Anon

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Nope

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just get a Japanese copy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Or get a flashcart. You do need some authentic gen 3 game to transfer up from, but Ruby and Sapphire can be had for less. Or make that flashcart an Ezflash Omega Definitive Edition, which is the one flashcart that can work with Pal Park.

      Or play gen 3 in an emulator and transfer up to gen 4 and then 5 using a DS emulator. You can get from emulated 5 into Bank using a CFW'd 3DS with the Dream Radar Cart Redirect patch for Poke Transporter.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You need an EZFLASH Omega DE. Before you go "but muh pal park", you should know that it's the only one on the market to actually support it.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes really, it's the best game from the world's most popular franchise.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what a steal!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Man, I'm glad I got Emerald for a decent price right before all of this shit.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dont these carts have batteries in them that eventually die. What's the point of spending so much on it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the battery can be replaced very easily and the in game flags can be reset with a tool on an r4 card or a save editor

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Most of the expensive ones have replaced batteries. I swear you can get a dead battery cart for 100 smacks cheaper, which is psychotic because the batteries are like a buck a piece lol.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The battery controls the passage of time not the saves. If the battery dies all that happens is berries stop growing.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And the Shoal Cave locks to whatever tide pattern its in when the battery dies, which is kind of a pain in the ass

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pffff
    thats cheap nowadays.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love piracy
    Amirite pirateCHADS?

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw still have my copy of soul silver that i got from an old friend when we got bored of pokemon
    sucks to see people throw triple digits out there for a game they missed out on getting lmao

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I let someone in high school borrow my copy of emerald and leafgreen and i never got them back

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        everytime i hear about people who stole games from other kids makes me wonder if they're actually still holding on to them

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Same, but for Sapphire. I eventually just bought another Sapphire copy years before the market got so inflated.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sucks man. Even as a kid I always told my friends if they wanted to play my games they could come over, but I would not lend the games out and since the only friends coming over were the good kids stealing was never an issue.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nice, got mine from a local flea market for 20 bucks (no box or pokewalker though)

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gb2 Ganker

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