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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wow this dude is still spamming his dogshit on Ganker 24/7. Still never playing pizza homosexual frick tower b***h. How much money did you make desperately begging and shilling on Ganker for years? Probably like $20 because no one gives a frick about this game and no one wants to play it even for free. But you've been spamming it 24/7 like a crack smoking troony so some kid probably bought once.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Take your meds.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Make another thread in 5 minutes b***h

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Schizo. Meds. NOW.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Take your meds.

            >thinking about meds
            ngmi psycho.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >STOP TALKING ABOUT VIDEO GAMES AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH WHERE ARE MY COOOOM AND ECELEB THREADS

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      THREADLY REMINDER! Ganker is a haven for advertising and the big wigs know this so they pay people to shill there garbage here for a few bucks! This is well known in the tech community! Sage and report all advertising threads please!

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >threads about indie games are actually made by big marketing firms but threads about AAA games are organic
        why is Ganker so fricking moronic?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >why is Ganker so fricking moronic?
          The board is full of low IQ ESL's now. You have idiots that are surprised that most of the money spent on making a game does not go to marketing but paying the thousands of people working on the project. For some reason this shocks them.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Thirdies are literally unable to comprehend first world wealth. The idea that 200 million dollars goes to paying to employing hundreds of people is unthinkable to them because they only make 200 dollars a month. To them, a 200 million dollar budget is impossible unless one million people were working on something. There was a thread earlier where a thirdie said that the dude from american dad lives in a mansion because he could not understand that a house like that is just an average middle class suburban house in burgerland.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >why is Ganker so fricking moronic?
          The board is full of low IQ ESL's now. You have idiots that are surprised that most of the money spent on making a game does not go to marketing but paying the thousands of people working on the project. For some reason this shocks them.

          >missing the point
          If big industries are doing it and you think other smaller ones or even indies aren't than you're fricking moronic and probably a shill yourself. have a nice day israelite.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            And what are you trying to imply here? Most people in this thread have either played Pizza Tower or hated it before they even knew it existed, and those of us who've played it generally like it. That's why we're in the thread. That's why threads like these are made.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >no money to hire someone else to work on the game but enough money to hire a marketing firm to astroturf Ganker 24/7
            yeah ok gay

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >everything I don't like is a shill campaign
              Why would a game that's already massively successful pay to have people talk about it on Ganker of all fricking places? You are painfully moronic.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >implying the people who made pizza tower were piad like the people who made Horizon Zero dawn
              You realize that budgets are set for games and devs right? You can easily pay your friend to make a game with you for cheap and then pay the real $$$ for a marketing team to shill it right? Or are you so low IQ the concept of simply business practice is beyond you?

              And what are you trying to imply here? Most people in this thread have either played Pizza Tower or hated it before they even knew it existed, and those of us who've played it generally like it. That's why we're in the thread. That's why threads like these are made.

              The implication is that most of the threads that shill indie games for long periods of time are typically done so by the dev or the team of the dev. It's already been proven and known. Don't deny it jsut accept it and if that's your thing then go talk about it on your discord or something

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It's already been proven and known
                Post proof.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I literally did. Try keeping up or sit at the kids table.

                >most of the threads that shill indie games for long periods of time are typically done so by the dev or the team of the dev. It's already been proven and known.
                Why do you people keep insisting on this? I have yet to see any even remotely compelling proof of more than a couple stragglers.
                Pizza Tower threads are not shill threads.

                >I shill for this game but it's not shilling
                You are the shill anon.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You talk about the game therefore you are a shill
                Stop using words you don't understand.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >most of the threads that shill indie games for long periods of time are typically done so by the dev or the team of the dev. It's already been proven and known.
                Why do you people keep insisting on this? I have yet to see any even remotely compelling proof of more than a couple stragglers.
                Pizza Tower threads are not shill threads.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                lol are you one of those third worlders that thinks the average salary in the first world is the same as your shithole?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ok, post your sources then.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I literally did. Plenty of archive on Ganker for you to autistically scroll through and search for examples.

                >You talk about the game therefore you are a shill
                Stop using words you don't understand.

                OK shill

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I did, but i'm not going to post anything because i just can't, ok??
                Lol.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't have to lol DYOR israelite otherwise keep living in your fantasy realm

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            ??????

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Amy publicity is good publicity. I've shilled my game a few times here (not a big developer) and made a couple K off it since it was cute but going to a marketing firm like MGNI or others cost an arm and leg just to have them shitpost on Twitter all day. Sorry but I got mouths to feed and if I can save on marketing I'll do it

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nice roleplay.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Pure larp. You wish

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nice roleplay.

            If you look hard enough you can still see me shilling also (won't say what game but I had a thread a few days back) don't have to believe me idc I know I do it and I know others do too I just don't lie about it

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        GOOD. At least advertisers talk about FRICKING VIDEO GAMES instead of sperging out about ESG and china all day.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Plenty of other places for discussion anon if Ganker is the one place you look for to talk about video games you have limited yourself pretty hard

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      just frick off already

      Make another thread in 5 minutes b***h

      pozz'da twoer of libtard

      What's with all the schizo's on this website lately?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ganker has become a shitpost toilet for the rest of the internet because mods stopped giving a frick
        schizos come here after getting banned from other websites because they know that Ganker mods don't make an active effort to gatekeep and delete shitposts like other boards

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >lately

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Take your meds.

      what kind of sick FRICK doesn't like the noise?

      Why does a neat platformer with a wacky artstyle make so many people here seethe? I really don't get it. Wasn't Ganker following this game's development for years?

      cultish freaks
      on top of making a ripoff you fill it with troony snowflake diversity puppets so anyone that checks out your fan project that leeches off of an actually successful franchise now means anyone who likes pizza tower aligns with your dick splitting pedo groomer cult

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        No one mentioned Sugary Spire moron

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          same troony fanbase

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        same troony fanbase

        [...]

        Take your meds, lmao.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          The irony coming from an hrt gorging troon like yourself
          Back to discord your thread is dead no more kids to lure to your predatory discord to discuss ‘pizza tower’

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's one of those slackjawed Ganker motherfrickers that anything you say to him is going to be irrefutable proof you're a troony in his mind. Just say you're having sex with his mom while you post and move on if you absolutely must reply to him

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >thinking about meds
          ngmi ayy

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love, frick you homosexual.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >VIDEO GAME DISCUSSION?! WHERE ARE THE TWITTER SCREENCAPS AND WAIFU PORN DUMPS?! NOOOOO!

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    just frick off already

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      sneed

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >slop tower
    kys

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    a bit disappointing if true, i have zero interest in noise and hoped mcpig would be doing something else after the update

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      what kind of sick FRICK doesn't like the noise?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >What kind of sick FRICK doesn't like Undertroon Pizza edition.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          bait used to be believable

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        i was not following pizza tower's development, so i have no emotional attachment to him, he's zany wacky reddit

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    pozz'da twoer of libtard

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    it is time talk about vidya BUY MY GAME
    BUY IT ITS GOTY
    GOTY
    LOOK I MADE WOMEN YOU LIKKE WOMAN
    SHES MELTING ISNT THAT A FUNNYY FRICKING MEME YOU SHOULD MAKE MEMES OF THAT
    >AD
    NO I AM TALKING VIDEO GAME IT IS 45.99 ON STEAMM BTW
    OOY VAYY AAAAAGGGH
    YO ZACK MAKE SURE U BUMP THIS EVERY 8 FRICKING MINUTES BYE

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    We are so fricking back Pizzabros!

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does a neat platformer with a wacky artstyle make so many people here seethe? I really don't get it. Wasn't Ganker following this game's development for years?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ganker hates video games

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      for the better part of six months there was a sharty reject trying and failing to shit up threads about the game after it released, his magnum opus was his raid thread falling off the sharty's catalog from disinterest and having more Ganker posters in it than soijakkers

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's literally just one asshurt underage homosexual from the sharty seeking attention

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    anon runs in seething about an unrelated mod for the game that's declaring characters trans specifically to rage-bait people like himself

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    So who spilled the beans? I feel bad for mcpig but whatever... he must be lmaoing @ this

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    troony tower

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >complains about something no one was talking about
    >gets told no one was talking about that thing
    >OH LOOK [THING] DEFENSE FORCE IS HERE
    I think you might be mentally ill

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >think

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      troony by association
      anyone talking about fandom games is a troon groomer homosexual
      if only you creatures stayed quarantined in your discord communities until it inevitably gets shut down and you groomers arrested when your grooming chats get leaked

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is a level of brainrot I never knew was possible

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pfffft hahaha I can't imagine being this gay and moronic. have a nice day.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    661613453
    meds

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Oh thank frick someone else saw these
    >It's a schizo thread
    Aww. I'm still gonna talk about it anyways
    Noise game looks pretty good but I'm very interested in whatever that playable Stick level is for. Apparently he's McPig's favourite so I guess he wanted to give him a little more love

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I suspect it was intended to just be a quick bonus, albeit one with a startling amount of dev work attached. Makes sense he'd try to stretch out the cast a little.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's kinda based, you'd think it'd be Pepperman or Fake Pep or something but no, it's the guy that makes boss gates and then fricks off.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don't forget him dressing up in rags to get those last few bucks from you.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mr. Stick looks like he would be pretty interesting to play considering how floaty his gameplay looks.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Playable Stick level
      ?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Watch the video OP posted and skip to 5 minutes in

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    hurry the frick up mods no ones even talking about any games

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      did matpat ever reply

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He mentioned it in a video about theory baiting in the current industry like a year later, which is funny I guess.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          not directly but he made fun of it later on and im pretty sure i heard somewhere he hates the game
          dont blame him, it was a massive fricking letdown

          It did become a recurring joke on game theory.

          well damn. matthew patthew, i kneel

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        not directly but he made fun of it later on and im pretty sure i heard somewhere he hates the game
        dont blame him, it was a massive fricking letdown

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It did become a recurring joke on game theory.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    did not expect mr stick to ever be playable, that's kinda funny

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >p rank everything at release and never touch the game again
    >go back to play some more when he announced the noise update
    >suck ass at the game

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    661614840
    ngmi

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't deny that anon his (You)!

      Isn't the Noise gay?

      that probably explains why he doesn't want Noisette to touch him, but she's also a nasty little b***h anyway who wants Peppino sosig with a side of Vigilante cheeseslime

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just want to fricking talk about video games

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      We kind of discussed what there was to discuss last thread. I wouldn't expect steady threads again until the update actually drops.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >video game discussion
      >on Ganker
      You only have yourself to blame anon

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    what the shit is happening in here

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mental illness

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >77 posts
        >33 unique replies
        Shills arguing with shills arguing with anti shills

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          There are zero shills in this thread and one or two schizos.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'll ask this again, why would a game that's already massively successful bother shilling on fricking Ganker of all places?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            this sub likes to pretend it's still relevant to the internet at large for some reason

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why would a show that's massively successful shill on Ganker,reddit, etc etc because it's FREE you fricking moron. It's free to do it. Anyone can. There's no law against it dumbshit lol advertising is free if you know where to look and if you don't think people on Ganker don't have money check Ganker or articles about crypto millionaires that used Ganker
            Its all out there on your little phone you have in front of you.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >incomprehensible schizo babble

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                OK shill
                Work for that sale!

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >video game discussion on the video game board? this MUST have an ulterior motive!
                You are the cancer killing this website

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Work harder!

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Stop feeding the troll

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >unhinged psycho pedors

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      A schizo having a meltdown when people try to talk about games. Typical nu-Ganker behavior.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >try to talk about video game on Ganker
      >schizos spam the thread because they want Ganker to be their personal shitposting toilet instead of a video game discussion board
      many such cases
      frick the mods for allowing this shit to happen

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't Mr. Pig literally friends with the troony scammer and professional victim Keffals?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day frogtroony

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know who that is, and I don't want to get pulled into your bullshit drama.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      i've heard this with absolutely zero evidence

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        there never has been any evidence, actually that was the sharty spammer's favorite derail attempt was to bring up keffals out of nowhere back when the game was brand new

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Shartygays are the reason why I want 'troony' and 'troon' wordfiltered on Ganker already, everytime I bring that idea up, I get 5 replies all calling me "le bumhurty troony" so I know it'd work

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            They'd just switch up the word, or ignore the wordfilter like what happened with Wapanese -> Weaboo back in the day

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You fricking morons, quit arguing with schizophrenics that aren't interested in answering you plainly. Quit arguing with people that think shills exist for some French-Canadian nobody's game.

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You think the level design is gonna get changes or just Noises moveset changing how you interact with it?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just Noise's moveset imo, it looks like he has higher acceleration, lower topspeed, and *can't climb walls* compared to Peppino, and instead of climbing walls he does a walljump. There's that teaser footage of him going through a Gustavo area

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      There might be minor changes, such as how Noise doesn't swap with Gustavo/Brick and just goes through their sections himself.
      It'll be funny to see Noise getting arrested and then immediately escaping like its nothing

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    My biggest curiousity is how moments that show Peppino's anxiety will be redone for Noise, mainly Pizzaface Phase 3

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd be surprised if Noise didn't get a wholly original final boss with the amount of time that's been spent on him. It makes no real sense for him to know or care about Pizzaface/Pizzahead, I could see something like the boss being interrupting Peppino and Pizzahead in a fight-ball and they BOTH get pissed that Noise is being annoying

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Noisette final boss

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wouldn't get my hopes up too far, but something with Noisette would be cool
        Also his replacement for floor 3 is some kid's recolor in case you aren't aware.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >not changing the Noise boss out for True Peppino
          Missed opportunity. I guess Fake Peppino makes that slightly less viable.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Wait. UNLESS you also swap Fake Peppino for Fake Noise.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Pizzaface fight
      >Phase 1 is basically the same
      >Get to Pizzahead reveal
      >Right when it's about to start, Peppino dashes in and knocks Pizzahead off the tower
      >Rest of the fight is a 1v1 with Peppino

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Would a Peppino fight not be too similar to a fake peppino fight minus the melting?
        I'd have him use all the transformations against you

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I'd have him use all the transformations against you
          Could work. but consider,
          >Second phase is having to fight his turbo-pissed mode from the original boss
          >And he does the same amount of damage

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            That or
            >Noise blows up Peppinos resturant because of course he does
            >Scrapped naked red peppino boss brought back

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              GOOD GRIEF HE'S NAKED

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its so easy
    game I don't like is being discussed = shill thread pls delete or move to /vg/

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    woag

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bigot tower

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      isnt there some autist on the undertale general the seethes relentlessly over pizza tower

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I AM SICK AND TIRED OF SEEING PIZZA TOWER ON MY TWITTER TL
        STOP FRICKING POSTING IT FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST
        I WANT IT TO FAIL SO I I'M NOT FORCED TO SEE YOU FRICKERS POSTING YOUR ZOOMER FNF ADJACENT MEMESHIT
        MCPIG IS A BIGOT
        BIGOT TOWER

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      i have learned to associate the users of this word as deranged morons of no consequence

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Could you gays please settle if Pizza Tower is some kind of trans pipeline, or a chud game? One shitpost narrative is plenty, thanks.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Base game? Apolitical as frick, devoid of any of that garbage. It's about as reminiscent as watching a late 90's cartoon.
        The fanbase? Inevitably shit as long as Twitter and Discord exist. You've seen how Sugary Spire panned out, it's the antithesis of everything Pizza Tower is.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The fanbase?
          Irrelevant. They can languish and die for all I care. If the twittoids come here we'll chase them out like we always do.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ok,
            >Base game? Apolitical as frick, devoid of any of that garbage. It's about as reminiscent as watching a late 90's cartoon.
            There's your answer. Happy now?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              All that matters, yes.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >it's the antithesis of everything Pizza Tower is.
          just like undertale yellow with the original undertale.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I've heard lots of good things about Yellow, what's wrong with it?
            It's going to be one developer pet character or something isn't it.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >It's going to be one developer pet character or something isn't it.
              Kek you have no idea

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                One bad character hardly ruins a whole-ass game. That can't be the ONLY reason you call a fangame the antithesis of the original.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                OH NO NO NO HE DOESN'T KNOW
                Yellow is good. But only good, because everything wrong with the game is her fault, no joke 90% of the issues are caused by this one character and everything around her, it's kind of amazing how much of the game this affects

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I reiterate: One character does not the antithesis of all of Undertale make. I'm used to hating characters far less than everyone else (I don't feel murderous rage towards Toriel, Alphys, Mettaton, Muffet, or Undyne, which is apparently fricking unusual? Somehow?) so it'll probably be fine for me.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not the anon who claimed it was the antithesis, he's being dramatic. That being said, it does affect everything. I'd give it a go before you get spoilt because the effort is pretty impressive and neutral/genocide are worth it

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Okay, that's fair. I'll give it a shot then, sometime.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think it REALLY depends how bad that one character is. Haven't played it though.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I was even fine with the jab
                But right at the fricking ending where she repeats the same mistake that made her so fricking miserable, that just instantly threw me out of the scene
                Especially after the other characters FRICKING JOINED HER IN IT AND IT'S TREATED AS A GOOD THING

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          The fact that fanbases almost always miss the point of things and try to make it more than it is for the sake of pushing their shitty ideas through a recognizable filter because they know no one would give a shit otherwise is endlessly annoying and I wish those autists and troons many a stubbed toe until they wise up or become another statistic.

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Level editor when?

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sharty customers need to calm down pizza tower is a good game

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    reminder the noise threw mort in the exact same way as shown within leaked footage and those who say its a mod are following mcpigs coverup plans

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let's go Pizza Gods

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just play for the pony mod.

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks fake and gay to me

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >still seething beony lunacy
      yikes and cringepilled, the alpha builds are real to us.

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >page 9
    Pizza Tower is reclining

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      after most of the thread being "U R SHILL" and "NUH UH" did you expect it to stay alive?
      anons probably wrote it off as a schizo-filled shitpost thread and jumped ship

  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't the Noise gay?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      worse, brazilian.

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