it's very very very simple to make men cum. Most women are TERRIBLE at sex. Terrible handjobs, blowjobs, everything. Don't know how to position themselves or move themselves during sex, nothing. But it doesn't matter because most men blow their load from just seeing a hot woman and getting touched for 5 seconds. Women on the other hand DO need a man who know's what he's doing to cum. Over 50% of women never cum in the bedroom. The ones that do, it's usually rare. They want a man who has got some experience and might be able to get them where they want to be
yes but... wouldn't it be easier to teach and mold a virgin man to do what you like? ALL virgin men want to learn how to be good lovers yet women choose the playboys who just want to get their nut then peace. its bizarre. women are moronic.
tbh if you talk to guys enough, most men refuse to learn in the bedroom. Lots of women try to stop men mid sex and explain what they're doing wrong with their hands or mouth or whatever and most dudes take it pretty terribly. Like they've been told they have a micro penis or something. Dudes are insecure as frick about stuff in bed. Ultimately though like most things in life, all you have to do is have good communication. If you just say to a girl "we can talk about anything with sex, we can do and talk about whatever and figure stuff out." they get that you can be guided through it and will enjoy
Men are graded on doing the correct thing without being told what to do. It's like being taught how to take initiative, it pulls the veil back too much for girls and renders the appeal null. Training and communication sounds nice in an advice column but it's as sexy to women as signing formal consent documents before every act.
women just honestly sound mentally moronic, and make their lives miserable on purpose.
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>women just honestly sound mentally moronic, and make their lives miserable on purpose.
Now you're getting it! 99% of dealing with women is understanding that women are fricking stupid while pretending they're very smart, taking everything they say on board and categorically refusing at least half of it.
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>women just honestly sound mentally moronic, and make their lives miserable on purpose.
Now you're getting it! 99% of dealing with women is understanding that women are fricking stupid while pretending they're very smart, taking everything they say on board and categorically refusing at least half of it.
Show this post to your grandma or mother. This is your cue.
6 months ago
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>Show this post to your grandma or mother. This is your cue.
Both of which are fundamentally not clever individuals.
6 months ago
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There it is. Thank you for taking the cue, although an anecdote of how your mom is/was a raging alcoholic would have been nice.
6 months ago
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my grandmother and mother are both miserable. they'd probably agree with me that women are stupid.
6 months ago
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Both of them think women my age and younger are shit too.
6 months ago
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That's the general opinion of every generation.
6 months ago
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Funny you should say that. They both hate promiscuous women.
tbh if you talk to guys enough, most men refuse to learn in the bedroom. Lots of women try to stop men mid sex and explain what they're doing wrong with their hands or mouth or whatever and most dudes take it pretty terribly. Like they've been told they have a micro penis or something. Dudes are insecure as frick about stuff in bed. Ultimately though like most things in life, all you have to do is have good communication. If you just say to a girl "we can talk about anything with sex, we can do and talk about whatever and figure stuff out." they get that you can be guided through it and will enjoy
most men just don't give a frick about making women cum and think it's alpha to ignore helping them get off. That's fine for pump and dump one night stands, but if you're trying to marry someone and have a family or something, you WILL get cheated on and abandoned if you act this way
>has entire side story added in the rerelease walking this entire hypno mind break implied rape plot back
lmao. all those side stories are boring wastes of time except Rab's and Erik's. I wish you could just skip them and experience the monster transformation rape plot as intended.
I was terribly shy around girls to the point where other guys would mock me for it. I did everything I could to avoid them since interacting with them ended badly. I'm a bit better now but I'm still a virgin at 28, so there you go.
i'm a 31 year old kissless virgin. i nearly had a panic attack when 3 pretty young girls walked past me in the theatres when i went to see godzilla last weekend.
>DQ is a pure fantasy story about good and evil >NTR out of nowhere
Why are nips like this? inb4 it wasn't NTR. There is no line the explicitly states that you weren't cucked. Just because the monster was afraid to frick his monster GF doesn't mean he wasn't eager to try out a human, if anything he could use the human for practice.
When i get done with community college class I take the bus home and no woman has ever sat by me on the bus. Even if the bus is packed they would rather sit up. Its to bad being born with my severe intimidation stat
>no do it like this >like that? >yeah >you like that huh? makes you feel good huh? >mm yes baby >yeah yeah yeah like that >ah huhhh >frick >mmm >IM GONNA CUM >ooo inside baby >AAAAAAAAAAAAA >yes yes yes yes yes mmm
>job application requires 2 years experience
Why do women hate virgins so much?
They don't, it's just such an easy trigger. Look at any response on this entire website whenever a female utters the words "incel" or "virgin".
And they seethe uncontrollably over "prostitute" or "c**t"
It's one of the few things they control over men.
women have literally evolved to shittest. throwing out something like this to see if it throws you off is like the 1-1 goomba of shit tests
and what you have to do?
make her eat all the eggs
lock, key, etc, etc
And a key that opens nothing is a what?
Exactly
Sterile. A unused master key is still a master key
This is "short king" level.
It's not a flex copium, just a more accurate analogy.
THE WOMAN HAS A SOCKET
Lack of experience. It wasn't as big of a deal back then.
women are risk averse
being a virgin means you either failed to conquer a woman or something is wrong with you
simply put they don't want to play test
it's very very very simple to make men cum. Most women are TERRIBLE at sex. Terrible handjobs, blowjobs, everything. Don't know how to position themselves or move themselves during sex, nothing. But it doesn't matter because most men blow their load from just seeing a hot woman and getting touched for 5 seconds. Women on the other hand DO need a man who know's what he's doing to cum. Over 50% of women never cum in the bedroom. The ones that do, it's usually rare. They want a man who has got some experience and might be able to get them where they want to be
yes but... wouldn't it be easier to teach and mold a virgin man to do what you like? ALL virgin men want to learn how to be good lovers yet women choose the playboys who just want to get their nut then peace. its bizarre. women are moronic.
tbh if you talk to guys enough, most men refuse to learn in the bedroom. Lots of women try to stop men mid sex and explain what they're doing wrong with their hands or mouth or whatever and most dudes take it pretty terribly. Like they've been told they have a micro penis or something. Dudes are insecure as frick about stuff in bed. Ultimately though like most things in life, all you have to do is have good communication. If you just say to a girl "we can talk about anything with sex, we can do and talk about whatever and figure stuff out." they get that you can be guided through it and will enjoy
yeah but women aren't choosing to have sex with guys who are open in the bedroom clearly or else more would cum.
Men are graded on doing the correct thing without being told what to do. It's like being taught how to take initiative, it pulls the veil back too much for girls and renders the appeal null. Training and communication sounds nice in an advice column but it's as sexy to women as signing formal consent documents before every act.
women just honestly sound mentally moronic, and make their lives miserable on purpose.
>women just honestly sound mentally moronic, and make their lives miserable on purpose.
Now you're getting it! 99% of dealing with women is understanding that women are fricking stupid while pretending they're very smart, taking everything they say on board and categorically refusing at least half of it.
Show this post to your grandma or mother. This is your cue.
>Show this post to your grandma or mother. This is your cue.
Both of which are fundamentally not clever individuals.
There it is. Thank you for taking the cue, although an anecdote of how your mom is/was a raging alcoholic would have been nice.
my grandmother and mother are both miserable. they'd probably agree with me that women are stupid.
Both of them think women my age and younger are shit too.
That's the general opinion of every generation.
Funny you should say that. They both hate promiscuous women.
And they believe they are mentally moronic.
>tbh if you talk to guys enough, most men refuse to learn in the bedroom
this is female cope for not wanting to teach
most men just don't give a frick about making women cum and think it's alpha to ignore helping them get off. That's fine for pump and dump one night stands, but if you're trying to marry someone and have a family or something, you WILL get cheated on and abandoned if you act this way
this, walk into a bar and say
>I eat pussy
and most married women will flock over and cheat because they haven't cum in 10 years
Imagine a woman paying this much attention to you
Imagine her addressing you directly, saying things about you to you
this man is beyond hope, only the grave can help him
May he find the peace in death that he could not find in life...
If it's D. Va in police uniform.
no uterus, no opinion
women hate losers.
they love winners.
liars bullies murderers dirtbags make them wet.
they don't care about morals.
they only care about results.
a bit, but i know nothing about prostitutes.
>has entire side story added in the rerelease walking this entire hypno mind break implied rape plot back
lmao. all those side stories are boring wastes of time except Rab's and Erik's. I wish you could just skip them and experience the monster transformation rape plot as intended.
I can't even play the definitive edition because of how annoying it is to stop and do all of these side stories
I was terribly shy around girls to the point where other guys would mock me for it. I did everything I could to avoid them since interacting with them ended badly. I'm a bit better now but I'm still a virgin at 28, so there you go.
i'm a 31 year old kissless virgin. i nearly had a panic attack when 3 pretty young girls walked past me in the theatres when i went to see godzilla last weekend.
we're all touchless virgins for life just accept the wizard power.
>DQ is a pure fantasy story about good and evil
>NTR out of nowhere
Why are nips like this? inb4 it wasn't NTR. There is no line the explicitly states that you weren't cucked. Just because the monster was afraid to frick his monster GF doesn't mean he wasn't eager to try out a human, if anything he could use the human for practice.
... There's no line either that explicitly states you were cucked either? What is this logic? Your brain is upside down brother.
>this mindbroke puritygays so badly square rereleased the game with a "but the demon was too beta to even hold her hand" disclaimer
fricking kek
When i get done with community college class I take the bus home and no woman has ever sat by me on the bus. Even if the bus is packed they would rather sit up. Its to bad being born with my severe intimidation stat
Know the feeling brother being 6'1 doesn't help my case much
>no do it like this
>like that?
>yeah
>you like that huh? makes you feel good huh?
>mm yes baby
>yeah yeah yeah like that
>ah huhhh
>frick
>mmm
>IM GONNA CUM
>ooo inside baby
>AAAAAAAAAAAAA
>yes yes yes yes yes mmm