Uh oh anon, it seems like the supreme, primordial lord of the ultimate chaos at the center of existence, Azathoth, is about to wake up from his slumber of eons and destroy all of reality.
You have to give him the most boring game ever made so that he'll fall asleep again for another billion years.
Quickly anon, he's waking up!
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skyrim
morrowind
Goodbye Volcano High
Too unintentionally funny, he'll play it and giggle a little and that will cause the Universe to explode.
Make him play Snoot Game first so he gets attached to the characters (and also maybe learns some empathy)
He'll purposefully get ending 1 and he'd like it the most out of any of them.
Planescape torment
Frick the universe. I will give him a game that will piss him off so that he destroys all of reality.
I give him Cthulhu Saves The World, a game where the lowly Cthulhu and some fricking humans slay Azathoth.
based
Azathoth? What kind of Hour is that?
He's like a mix of the Sun in splendor and the Worms.
So a loser who has already been shitted on by everyone but is still somehow a thread to the whole existence and has some strange following that wants him back? kek, never happening
furry hitler 2
I see furry hitler 2, and raise you with sex with stalin
Dragon Quest VII
kenshi
I don't know a single person who has finished Yiik without it being for a review of some kind, so I feel like that's a good start.
I know someone who has, but that's mostly because he finds the concept of Yiik so inherently funny he's willing to do it.
Modded minecraft.
Vanilla minecraft also works actually.
Final Fantasy XIV, playing as a healer in any dungeon using only Trusts.
Any of the Shenmue games
I've literally fallen asleep playing Holocure, and I do it quite often. It's not that Holocure is a bad game but it does get to a point where you're just doing runs to earn currency and you get a build where you barely need to pay attention anymore because you have so much shit going on
Life is Strange 2
MANA YOOD SHUSHAI
MANA YOOD SHUSHAI
We pray to MANA for MANA is the one at the centre, we call for MANA for he sleeps and we wish to wake him.
MANA YOOD SHUSHAI
MANA YOOD SHUSHAI
Stir and rise oh great god of slumber bring the little gods to their shiny golden boxes and gives us freedom
MANA YOOD SHUSHAI
MANA YOOD SHUSHAI
We call y-
BG3
begone, azathot
Depression Quest
Desert Bus.
>defeats Azathoth
What now, b***h?
Theyre so far apart in power level. Cthulhu is like an ant compared to Azathoth.
>Cthulhu is like an a-CK
The Sinking City
AWAKEN DAEMON SULTAN
Digimon cyber sleuths he'll pass out from the 100 hours intro
Death stranding