uh oh! you left a steam review that disagrees with the popular opinion and got heckin JESTER reacted, you clown! What do you do now?
uh oh! you left a steam review that disagrees with the popular opinion and got heckin JESTER reacted, you clown!
uh oh! you left a steam review that disagrees with the popular opinion and got heckin JESTER reacted, you clown! What do you do now?
op mad he got clowned
lmao
fpbp
op confirmed for being a thin skinned little b***h
take your free points and spend them on some ice for that blast booty of yours, homosexual.
I spend the points, thx for falling for my bait steamtard
>baiting for points
Congratulations, I guess?
The frick are you even supposed to spend that shit on? Not like you can buy any games with those
to make your profile epic. I think I got a profile pic border and that was it
Who cares about this shit. Also if you are really gay enough to do it you can spend like what, 1000 of those for some flashy animation and another 1000 for some shitty weeb catboy picture,
I have seen people with flashy images and stuff on discord and pretty much all of them are troons with she her pronouns. I guess steam is the same
because people want to dress up their social media and a lot of kids never got that opportunity with myspace
Cosmetics for your profile. Yes, it's fricking stupid and they never should have added any of it
I sometimes buy emojis from games for shitposting purposes when chatting with friends
i think you can also use the emotes when making content for steam like guides and shit
I bought A Lightning background and all of the FFV shit. The rest get spent on clowns.
You can buy the steam seasonal badge in the points shop which increases your steam level
>what is the steam level for
increases your droprate for booster packs which have steam cards in them
I wish they had something worth a shit to spend your points on. I've got 100k and I always forget I even have the damn things.
At least let me trade in that 100k for a literal who indie game or something.
What does this image imply? That you're a good boy consoomer cattle or something?
spend the points or have a mental breakdown because someone called me a clown. Maybe both though cause why not?
>3000 people found this review helpful
>8 clown reacts
Always makes me lul.
Really makes the line between the actual majority and the small loud minority look very clear.
These things cost money and have other uses. Most people aren't going to waste the points they have when you can also get customization with them so the stats you're using are meaningless.
they have zero uses
i have an essentially infinite amount of them because i actually purchase and play video games instead of clown reacting to reviews
>Most people aren't going to waste the points they have when you can also get customization with them
Exactly which means you're going out of your way to be a salty b***h and the award is even more meaningless in the context of the review's value.
Meanwhile 3000 people clicked helpful, beating out the people clicking funny and not helpful immensely.
They don't cost money. You get them through Steam Points, which are acquired through purchasing or gifting games. Everybody has them, they have no value. That's like saying the points you earn at your local gas station has value. You've already spent the money on the game, it cancels out.
You have to buy something to get them or receive them from people who bought something to get them.
They are a paid for currency.
you don't buy the clown award with your money. You get it basically for free with your purchase of a game. It's like a convenience store handing out free handkerchiefs. They have literally no value.
They have more value than "helpful"s. Mathematically infinite more value in fact.
yeah but literally who the frick cares. the only people that actually care about customizing their steam profile are homestuck, sexless and b***hless losers that have nothing going on for them, so that disqualifies anything they do anyway
>try to farm jesters
>800+ people found your review helpful and left golden unicorns or better
it is a complex kind of feel
Is it safe to post this horse now or mods still give you the hammer even if it is not from the unforgivable show
Guess we'll find out.
>pretending people hate it for no reason and not because sick fricks constantly post it to hint at their sick, obnoxious fantasies
You "people" are so boring and transparent.
yeah, because horsefricking is the only sick fantasy that is posted in here and not the e-girl raep threads or cartoon characters everybody posts
Kys degenerate homosexual. You are sick.
shut up /misc/tard, I love how you morons make your "what is your degeneracy /misc/" threads and yet still pretend you have any moral ground over anyone else
why are you ranting about wanting to frick horses in an unrelated thread
find god or have a nice day whichever you find easier
you first homosexual
I didn't bring it up, I just want to post mary gold unicorn
But knowing mods, it will end with a swift ban even if it is not from the unforgivable show
You not getting why one is considered forgivable and the other isn't is why you're an obvious and eternal tourist.
>waaahhhhh ponies make me mad so frick off moron!
Seethe harder
Yes, one is unforgiveable because it was spammed as a meme 12 years ago.
Just about every schizo theory ended up being true. Treat it like a badge of honor.
huh
A schizo theory is the most safe and effective one you can believe in.
you dont see the downvote count tho
Downvotes substract from the overall counter and make sure reviews aren't pushed up.
You must be see-through you spend so much time inside.
so much time inside your mom's warm, welcoming hole
dis homie getting pussy vored by that guys mom
Op post your clowned review already
>doxing my steam account
you must think i'm moronic
>you must think i'm moronic
For making a thread whining about an emote? Yes
Cry about it on Ganker apparently
Some Black person left that on my steam profile and now it's there for all eternity. Yes, I'm seething.
you can hide them
Come to Ganker and cry like a b***h hoping some anons will give me pity (You)s
Wear it as a badge of pride, make my entire profile clown themed.
Honk! ;0)
>you left a steam review
Why?
It's cart-returner behavior.
But if you leave a shitty steam review, what does it means as a cart returner?
you returned the cart in a half assed way.
Like what? Brought cart home because you were too lazy to carry your groceries and tossed it in nearby bush?
Half-assedly threw it technically near the cart line instead of actually putting it back properly.
If I really hate or enjoy a game I will go out of my way to leave a review.
I have around 100k of those steam points.
My favorite thing to do is Jester up anyone that disagrees with me on the steam forums.
Get angry and post on Ganker about it, and try my very best to pretend I'm not angry
>caring about what dipshit morons on steam thinks
Wholly and unironically ngmi
One kind anon gave me some clowns and some chests
He was mega rich in points
>Don't do anything, never interact with anyone
>Get clown'd anyway
>uh oh! you left a steam review that disagrees with the popular opinion and got heckin JESTER reacted, you clown! What do you do now?
I double down.
I need those jesters to buy out shit in steam's point shop.
yeah i give the jester to every moron i come across
don't deserve it and you won't have one, simple as
I would have jestered you for saying "simple as" like the clown you are.
this is the small modium of power in your pathetic life that you use as you type this message on Ganker, the reflection of your overweight frame revealing itself in your monitor. Thankfully a beam of sun glares through your curtains and temporarily blocks your reflection, your face lights up as your mood instantly improves by no longer having to look at your own hideous form. As the sun beam fades away you see another "moron" on Steam. You crack a small smile as you gather up the energy from your misshapen, pudgy body and lean forward, hitting the clown react as your smile widens, a flow of dopamine rushing to your brain. Only to fade again with feelings of numbness and depression.
*clowns you*
>see friends review a few hours ago
>give him a clown emote because I found his review funny
>see this thread
I AM BEING GANGSTALKED
I AM BEING GANGSTALKED
I AM BEING GANGSTALKED
I AM BEING GANGSTALKED
I AM BEING GANGSTALKED
>give him a clown emote because I found his review funny
You're a c**t
I don't post, I just give out clowns.
>my profile only has the good boy awards instead of the funny clown
I can't bring myself to shitpost here or on any other forum. How do you guys do it?
But anon--you're shitposting RIGHT NOW!
I never post reviews so I asked one rich in points anon for his blessing and he gave me some awards for free
Only downside is you have to post your profile here
>What do you do now?
I go play some video games.
I JUST beat my personal best time in Devils Dagger, the 500 second achievement is within my grasp, I'm currently sitting at 390 seconds.
play hyper demon
I will when I get my 500 seconds.
I already bought it a week or two ago when I was talking about Devils Dagger and someone told me they released a second game a few years ago (they fricking secret dropped that shit so hard, never even heard it was out).
>1.5% players got the achievement for that game
At least it seems easier than Devils Dagger just off that.
Based amount of reviews
Should I buy it?
pirate Hyper Demon (Devil Daggers 2 with psychedlics). buy if you like it
buy hyper demon
My goal is to cheat in that game, idk what it'll take, hacking into the db with times or hex editing the active process, don't know yet, but I will cheat.
>Negative review
>800 hours
People that do this deserve the clowns
if a game has a lot of these its a giant red flag that the game is a shitty skinnerbox. People play those games for hundreds of hours the same reason old people waste their lives away in front of slot machines, they're addictive, not fun. There's a difference.
The content can change.
if i where to do a review, i'd probably do a negative one for warframe on wich i have 2k6 hours
as the game over the years have changed in ways i don't like and not fixed any of it's issues
plus having such a time consuming timesink isn't healthy
I have over 1500 hours in Rainbow Six Siege, I haven't played in 3 years and would absolutely not recommend the bloated shit it is now.
>enjoy a game for 1000+ hours
>dev decides to be an absolute homosexual and roll out an update that ruins the game for "muh meta" and caters to the 5 people that actually care about that shit
Many such cases.
>playing MP shit
>it's a pve co-op game
So it's GaaS MP shit?
Nobody would ever not recommend a singleplayer game they spend 800 hours in
This is an exclusively MP phenomenon
Cry about it on Ganker to get laughed at more?
it's always trannies complaining about of these
be glad they aren't permanently fixed on your profile anymore, homosexual
I'm fine with it. It just means I made everyone so fricking mad that he had to express his anger with it.
Too bad we can't see who gave it so I could use the points to buy something and shove it to his face for maximum damage.
Game reviews and Steam forums went to shit when you let you earn Reddit awards and points from them. Every game has copy-pasted meme reviews meant to farm awards and free points.
What drives me batty is when you write a serious review and some frick rates it funny.
What game is this review for?
Seems like the sort of game that should have the israeli star in it, as a religion or civilization.
>serious review
Heh. Thanks for the (You)s, homosexuals.
>I swear i was troolin xd
>I was merely pretending to be a Jester.
Poser. Come back when you're a full-fledged clown.
>What do you do now?
seethe about it on Ganker, I guess.
Thanks for spending money on me homosexual
>ask a question or for help on discussions
>get a couple of clowns for no reason even though everyone speaking in the discussion is amicable and also seeking help
Confused
Some people just like handing out clowns.
>welcome to the AIDS circus, you gay clown
i've never gifted an award before but can i just literally go to anyone's public profile and give them a jester even if they never posted a review?
>you left a steam review
I have never left a steam review.
I also got a clown review for a post i made in a discussion where i said the people crying the game was unfair needed to learn how to play.
Why would I give a shit
bro you got clowned
your life is literally over
I clown anyone who I know is a leftoid moron.
In some courts, it was the Jesters duty to tell the Royalty the truth which others feared to say.
But enough about Pakistan.
Is everyone on this board 15? Why would you ever care about an arbitrary award on a forum barely anyone uses? You sound like the kind of homosexuals that get mad when a reply gets more (You)s than you.
it is half bantz, half shitposting and half underaged morons
yes I know that makes a nice 150% but don't care
honestly i don't care that much but I care enough to make this thread after my pretty benign negative review of a game got clown react mobbed
I complained that a game had really shitty writing that ruined it for me but it was otherwise good but people just clown react mob you for disagreeing with them
if you got clowned you most likely deserved it
If you got murdered by a Black person, you most likely deserved it.
Uh oh people usually get that by participating in culture war bullshit, which is worse there than here somehow.
>Grapics: So good they make you forget reality
Take it in stride and not further embarrass myself
die in the new future i hope
I have not checked my steam profile in years. I more than likely won't even notice that I got jester'd
I don't use steam, what does this means?
Some stupid meme award that GabeN put to ridicule people and mock them. It costs real money to use, some morons will say "but my points are free if i buy games" yet, if you don't just conzoom, you gotta pay for more game and stuff to get more points. Also it gives points to the guy receiving it, so morons act more moronic to farm them. Points only have an use for buying certain emojis and cosmetics.
I never notice I got it and live my life not caring
Thank buddyboy now i can get those anime avatar
Whats wrong with the Jester reaction?
I make funny posts, people find them funny, I get points to spend on steam emotes and backgrounds.
I see no problem here.
Not give a shit
i have close to a thousand other awards and less than ten clowns. i'm the right like i always am. people love and go crazy for my screenshots and artwork, and they're thrilled whenever i leave a comment on theirs
>friend puts a clown on the first review in my profile
>i return the favor and give him a clown too
>we keep on vibing
It's really that easy.
People will get those for legit complaints like no ultrawide support when devs said there would be.
>falling for the ultrawide meme
You deserve the jester, glad it makes you seethe so
t. stupid homosexual who has never used one
i dont leave reviews for any product
i dont participate in any social media context
video games are to pass the time and then discarded when it doesn't meet my requirements any more.
to this day I'll go to Baldur's Gate 3 reviews and send in the clowns
no, I don't have a problem
Happy that I got more points to personalize my profile
>make OC post it on community hub get 20-30 likes max maybe one point reward or two
>write bait on steam forums and redditmaxxx get a shitload of takes all my points awards
the awards dopamine hits better than 4chuds (you)'s ngl