Uhhh, Shadowbros?
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from the thumbnail i thought this was a fleshlight
it might still be you dont known d
It is. Shadow is a public use fleshlight
Please tell me this is fake
It is. I checked Jared's Twitter after I saw this, and all he's shared over the last few days is stuff for his band's world tour next year
I don't see what the problem is. Shadow the Hedgehog is an awful, insufferable twat who should never be allowed near another piece of media ever again. Jared Leto is, you know, an actor.
shadow is based and you're a boome homosexual who should go back to playing retroarch fbneo mame modded retropie arcade cabinets
Brownest post
DAMAGED
Morbin Time?
Oh frick
Think they'll be allowed to use Live and Learn or one of the other game tracks in some way?
You're going to get trap and mumble rap, and you're going to like it.
They'll probably use the main guitar riff in a quick one shot "pump up before the final battle" shot, but I doubt they'll use the whole song.
Gosh, that's depressing
They could definitely use it if they wanted to. They won't though, you know they'll either get some moronic rap song that doesn't fit or an old but popular song that also doesn't fit
Why would you think they would? The other movies never used the game soundtracks.
I think there was some interview where they brought up wanting to use some game tracks
Having the biolizard ARK super sonic/shadow fight without it would be way gayer than any missed opportunities in the first two movies
shit just got real
I can't remember who Jared Leto is. As long as he at least tries to sound like Shadow, I don't care who's in the recording booth. I love Shadow. I want to see him on the silver screen. He deserves it. I love him. I have non-romantic, asexual feelings for him. My soul is black and red for him. My spirit longs for him and my heart swells with anticipation. I hope they use Live and Learn.
>I can't remember who Jared Leto is.
>All that shit about sending used condoms and dead rats to his costars while playing Joker
What kind of autistic shit will he do while he's playing Shadow?
He'll go to a full playground of toddlers and sit on a bench...
He'll add a pump action to an Uzi and go roller skating.
Shoot up a school
Jared Leto wants to be seen as an intense method actor, and this subconciously affects how he goes about getting into character. He's going to look at himself in a mirror and try to put Shadow's real and tampered memories into HIS memory, and then go out motorcycling and carrying a gun. But since he wants to be SEEN as intense, he's going to start experiencing conflicting emotions based on the role he's trying to emulate, and exaggerate this to an absurd degree to make it look like he's having a mental breakdown while waving a gun around, and then we'll all talk about how he never understood the character in the first place, and he only understood the superficial aspects of the character, while he subconsciously congratulates himself, and learns nothing from the experience, doomed to repeat on his next roll, and consciously b***hes and moans on twitter.
That's the fist I make when I see a certain ethnicity while taking a walk.
why are you taking walks like a woman?
>t. fatty
Exercise is good for your health anon. Even a simple 30min walk will save your life.
stupid garbage live action movies why not go pixar style with cgi?
So I Am All of Me by 30 Seconds to Mars?
This homosexual can't act and everything he's in has been flopping hard, why is he still getting so much work?
he probably spreads his cheeks for the producers
It's going to flop, just like the game did.
First two movies did good at the box office, and the sequel even did better than the first. There's no reason to expect this one to flop.
It's going to flop, just like the game did.
ok keep me posted
I wish they would use SA2's story as a baseline for the movie. Just the basics: ARK, Gerald Robotnik, Maria, Shadow. These are the only elements that truly need to be in the movie for me to be excited for it.
Sadly they won't use any of these ideas and will come up with something completely original and boring.
I think Gerald is probably guaranteed. The after credits scene of 2 said they only found Shadow while wiping Robotnik out of their systems, so they likely only found the plans because it was connected to the Robotnik name and they mentioned it was in the works for 50 years.
>James Marsden and his wife get written off early on in a passing line of dialogue with zero screen time
>movie opens with a shot for shot recreation of the city escape cutscene with the low budget flights line and everything
>opening action sequence is snowboarding down the street and the truck chase while escape from the city plays.
I would sperg out like a total reddit gay right in the theatre and I'm not afraid to admit it. But I know all we'll get is a generous helping of callbacks with a canned family movie plot and maybe a trap remix of live and learn. Such is life.
Let's see Paul Allen's chaos control.
HEY, SHITTOW!
OH NOO
>Jared Leto
>"OH SHIT I SHOT SONIC, MOM'S GONNA FREAK!"
I always get this guy mixed up with Jay Leno.
>"Hey uhhh Sonic what car do you drive?"
>jared leto
kek holy shit
ngl im actually all for this lmao, the movies are normie trash anyways but shit like this makes it interesting
THE JOKER ENTERS SONIC THE HEDGEHOG 2024
It's fake. Next.
no can do.
>When will sonic meet the Joker?
Did this kid literally predict the future? Is he literally the most powerful autistic kid on the planet even more than Chris Chan?
We laughed at him, but who is laughing now?
cringe
but can it be cringe kino?
Here we go buddy, here we go
I Am... All Of Me
Oh dear... Shadowbros?...
>look it up
>it's not real
Thank frick...
Haha, this is going to be fun for the internet at least.
That song was the best.
All Hail Shadow was better
Frick me anon I literally spent 5 minutes trying to remember the name of the song but eventually gave up. Yes you're right.
Semi-hero is the best ending but Waking Up is the best credits song
>Not Keanu Reeves
Aww that would have been funny
I thought Robert Pattinson would've been kino.
MARIA'S GONNA FREAK
I was hoping for Will Arnett doing his lego batman voice.
>x screencap of a total homosexual
WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS
it should result in a perma-ban
but that would mean mods would have to work
Heath Ledger should be gerald robotnik.
shadowbros...
it's over...
>Shadow gets laid more than Timmyposters
Not surprising
post this tweet's date or your mom dies in her mid-sixties, OP
got it right here
https://twitter.com/JaredLeto/status/1658294496591839232
>Leto
hey that's actually pretty funny I can dig it
it's almost like a joke at how he tried to play an edgy boy before with Joker and now he's playing the poster child for cringey edgelord characters.
the memes write themselves
>AHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHADOW SAVE ME
It's so fricking joever, live and learners...
unironically loved carrey as robotnik.
he played the role perfectly.
It's fake, Leto has not been cast as Shadow. Deep down inside you know you want Robert Pattinson