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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    nobody asked. this "game" is a movie. it's also fricking normalgay garbage

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      When did this revolt against the concept of storytelling in video games start and why is it happening?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        people have been calling games movies since cutscenes were invented moron

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well can you like, stop doing that?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          There was a "game movie syndrome" greentext but I cant find it

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Either have a good story or no story. LOU2 would be kino if it’s story didn’t suck donkey dicks

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I havent played and watched a bunch of youtube videos, here's what I think

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The story is good, and certainly a lot better than the stories of many games you probably love. You are a buttmad conservative who didn’t play the game.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Hi Neil

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah I am Neil hello you are a genius

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        In 2013 Bioshock Infinite and The Last of Us released to mainstream praise inspite being little more than movies that you advance by pushing buttons on a controller. That's about the time that more serious gamers started pushing back against the formulaic "movie game" wave that was about to ruin western game design for at least a decade, if not permanently.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          agreed, now if you'll excuse me I have a 12th yakuza game to play through.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't understand your point

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yakuza games are minigame galore and good beat-em-up arpgs. People, aside from a few autists that consider the half life series movie games, don't trash the "movie games" for having a developed narration. They trash them because the game part is just bad and clearly an afterthought to the movie. Hardcore gaymers enjoyed MGS3 just fine.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Hardcore gaymers enjoyed MGS3 just fine.
              Same with TLOU2

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                5.8 user you are wrong ggez

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                User Scores only matter when you want to make a point.
                Too bad User Scores on Metacritic dont actually verify whether or not someone played the game. We'll see when it releases on Steam, but I already know what the reception will be

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I can’t wait for the “Overwhelmingly Positive” if they get the port to run well

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Been here for 10 years
        The industry trying to pretend their farbage rejected Hollywood games are better than the old actual games they used to make is why we hate them

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          this
          game directors collectively started putting their heads up their asses and began thinking game directing = movie directing.
          it didn't help that esg scores came along but it was already a sinking ship with these types of games

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        when it started compromising gameplay

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's nothing with a good story. And I mean a good story. Which this game doesn't have.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        lurk more before posting again you turbohomosexual

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >conform to majority, say what we all say on Ganker
          Suck my wiener sheep. Narrative in games is important. It just needs to be informed by the gameplay, not the cutscenes.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Movie games aren't called movie games because the have a lot of cutscenes. They're called movie games because the portion of the game that isn't a cutscene and is supposed to be gameolay is just a cutscene that you push buttons in.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Not I nor the 2 comments before it mentioned movie games. What we’re referring to is the constant anti-intellectual counter culture on Ganker that hates any sort of narrative in a video game. In the collective opinion of a lot of loud morons on this board the ideal game is just flashing lights and sounds with no significance.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >What we’re referring to is the constant anti-intellectual counter culture on Ganker that hates any sort of narrative in a video game
                So you're tilting at windmills

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                We’re tilting at different anons, despite your continued desire to keep replying.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >We’re tilting at different anons
                Then quote them

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        i don't mind storytelling in vidya as long it's something new
        last of us is literally zombie apocalypse #3500
        and the twist is that humans are worse than zombies

        wooooooooooow give me a fricking break

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          This. Storytelling in games is fine, but don't act like the most generic shit ever is good storytelling.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        it never started against storytelling in games in general, just against storytelling in western games
        see how much Ganker dickrides yakuza, metal gear and the average jrpg

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's no reason to reply to moviegame morons, TLOU owns

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        A movie company joined the race nearly 30 years ago now anon. This is not new and it is 100% deserved.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Depends on how it's done. There are ways to tell a story with vidya codes, like outer wilds. The shit naughty dogs or quantic dream puts out however are tv series interrupted by gameplay that contradict what's told in cutscenes

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Outer wilds is unquestionably better than the last of us 2 in pretty much every way including story, but the last of us 2 is pretty fun and has a great story

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        There is nothing wrong with good storytelling in video games

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fake yahtzee

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

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            Rare Yahtzee W actually

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I kneel

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        always
        the best games are never about story
        what the frick was the story in Goldeneye or HL2 or Elden Ring?
        you just need good gameplay + good world building

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        When israelites appropriated it and ruined it, many such cases!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Probably when FMV games started coming out
        The problem is when gameplay is only a vessel for the story

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's no hate towards storytelling in video games, what there is hate towards are walk and talk segs and cutscenes that compromise gameplay. There are ways to tell a story that compliment a game's gameplay and then there are cutscenes.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          NTA but I just want to talk about vidya
          I agree in general, but I think the playable cutscenes is a valid way to tell a story
          the problem is that you can't skip that shit on NG+ the same way you would a cutscene. You have to walk through the fricking museum for 20 minutes no matter what.
          that's bad. it's a shame because I love having a LiveLeak simulator where I can rip people's jaws off

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        If it's shit that could've aired on CW or AMC, I don't want it

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

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    I mean frick sony and all but come on

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes yes Im sure in 4K Ultra HD it totally looks different!!!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you can't appreciate the differences from the thumbnail, it's a pointless remaster/remake

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is that thing on the right a pooner?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous
  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't wait for Palworld Remastered.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Waoh! I cant wait to read their excuse/appology for no multiplayer in 4k!

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kek what a homosexual ass game. Western devs are obsolete

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just when I thought gaming had peaked, naughty dog comes and blows us all away with such a massive upgrade. It's hard to believe they are still the same game when they look so different.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    to be fair it's only a 10 dollar upgrade for existing owners, the new outfits + game mode makes it a decent value alone compared to the current state of video game monetization.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't see a difference. Anyone who bought this shit got ripped off.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed, imagine buying pikmin 3 and skyward sword for $60 on the shitch

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The game already had a PS5 patch, this is just a rerelease with some bells & whistles so they have something for January.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >watching a youtube video at 4k on a 1080p monitor

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    TLoU2 has sold more than 10M copies. Sony already won. Cope harder, tendie.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      NEXT POST NEXT POST

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      el Black

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    needed funky kong

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post some 4K screenshots, it looks fantastic.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No thanks Druckmann

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >buying the game again for the ability to wear a gay pride shirt

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      wtf with those breasts?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        My mouth isn't on them.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any word of the remaster coming to PC in the future? No Return looks fun but I don't have a PS5.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd expect a PC port announcement within like 6 months. No Return is very fun

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >gameplay is the best part of the game
        >release a mode that’s pure gameplay
        Only ok decision they’ve made in a long time

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It probably will in a year or two like every other Sony game

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How do we make up all the money we lost on developing that live service multiplayer game that we just canceled after years in development?
    >let's just re-release the same two games over and over again

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why do graphics gays jerk off over diminishing returns at the cost of stable framerate

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Im tired of bait posts

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't care incel, worth it for the no return mode and the extra platinum trophy, doing a another grounded run while you seethe and cope because someone has to play video games on this godforsaken board, y'all should keep up

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love the game but I feel like grounded is impossible? Do I just suck? How do you do it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >How do you do it.
        Find the right sensitivity for aiming. Know how to manage going from Stealth to Loud and vice versa. Bricks and bottles. Shoot at knees to stun enemies

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I love the game but I feel like grounded is impossible? Do I just suck? How do you do it.

          Grounded Only is how you should be playing the game btw

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          Grounded Only is how you should be playing the game btw

          That looks like the most soulless corporate slop imaginable, like if they took a marvel movie and made it interactive.
          Who enjoys this? Why?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I dont care what you think

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            All games are corporate slop, sorry to tell you

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          Grounded Only is how you should be playing the game btw

          Where is the gameplay?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Where is the gameplay?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >one copy of The Last of Us part 1 PS4 remaster edition: Remastered for the PS5, please

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I like how he leans on the counter like “Mmmh yeah. The usual.”

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >hello goth qt 3.14, I would like to acquire one copy of The Last of Us Remastered ENHANCED EDITION for the PS5 please.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                They's panties are wet and you know it

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                N

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                hello sir
                do you want the 2.12 pack with the additional cutscene content or the base Remastered Enhanced edition?
                Please know that you need a PS5 pro and a ds pro to play this new release

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              How do people like this even survive
              I would kill myself

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >CLEARANCE
              Barely.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Shoot at knees to stun enemies
          i will just play re4 thx

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            You can enjoy different games all the same 🙂 no need to make it Either/Or because you dislike a certain IP

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    if you cross your eyes that image becomes three-dimensional

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is why videogames as a whole are utter shit now, braindead consumer drones that pay full price for this giga israelitery
    And the worst thing is literally NOBODY calls it out, not even le jaded Gankerirgins so above the normalgays
    You're all perfectly domesticated, braindead Black personcattle cosumer-prostitutes

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >THE DIRT LOOKS..... DIRTIER!!!!
    Do remastergays really?

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am playing Palworld instead.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    homosexualry propaganda vessel is not a video game.

    Leviticus 20 13
    Deuteronomy 23

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Christians rape young boys

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        bible propaganda is to mutilate children's genitals
        >yes, my good God wills that I mutilate the genitals

        moronic newbie

        Corinthians 6 9

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >6 9
          Nice

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          bible god: no, no, sex is muh bad,but mutilating the genitals of your children is just great, yes do it as a covenant with me your true God

          inb4
          >but but the old testament doesn't count, that wasn't the real [tm] God
          You are worshipping lucifer. I hope you are happy.

          Pro-tip: homos are like that because of poisoning

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            3rd precept of Buddhism

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      bible propaganda is to mutilate children's genitals
      >yes, my good God wills that I mutilate the genitals

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Christians rape young boys

        moronic newbie

        The little hats are here

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The little hats
          Created the book you worship tard

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're both morons.
            >MUH SKY DADDY SAY ME SPECIAL CHOSEN ONE, DO WHAT I SAY GOY

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          anyone telling me not tomutilate cgildren is a hat

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >NOOOO MY ABRAHAMIC RELIGION IS THE TRUE ABRAHAMIC RELIGION
          you're literally identical to sand Black folk in the middle east

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Uh bigot much?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      moronic newbie

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The roguelike mode looks pretty fun

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    is it just me or was their removal of dodging, a core mechanic in combat, from Joel and Tommy nothing but pure spite for the people who wanted to play as them?
    in tlou part 1 joel has a melee counter attack to make up for the lack of dodge. in this he's literally reusing Abby's animations it's like a deliberate insult.

    also the fact that all females use Ellie's animations but all males use Abby's. It's like a joke. And they still made Abby the best character because of healing on melee which can carry you through high difficulties.
    Frick Neil israeliteman

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ELLIE BROS
    OUR RESPONSE!??

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >most valid
      Only valid grievance
      The other people did nothing to her and were just defending the territory she was encroaching upon

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