ultra beast

this is a ultra beast, change my mind.

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ultra Beasts are shit, wouldn't be too far off if it was one.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >some of the beast design's this game ever had
      >"they are shit"
      ok tard

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >beast design
        well, yes, they sure are

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >beast design's
          >beast
          Whatever helps you sleep at night, homosexual.

          How does it feel to live with crippling autism?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >beast design's
        >beast
        Whatever helps you sleep at night, homosexual.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >beast design
          well, yes, they sure are

          >they/them didnt get the joke/pun
          yep, its /vp/ alright

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >i'm gonna disguise my ESL moment as an intentional pun

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I am a professional stand up comedian and I didn't detect a joke.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Interconnected lore
    This is a deep dive into a paytard's mind

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Suddenly a joke
    newbies will never make it

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a creature out of the normal reality ofcourse it's an ultra beast

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    thats a nice theory, i would even say that Porygon is a ultra beast himself.
    maybe even Genesect and Deoxys.
    what ya guys think

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    UBs are human shaped

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's just a fat person with a duskinor mouth. still bipedal with a head and 2 main arms.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        not a UB

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Play the games.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I did, and they are literally never stated to be UBs. Now frick off with your moronic headcanon you mentally ill troony 🙂

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              you didnt play the games, cosmog is 100% mentioned as a UB.
              get real.

              about OP, that porygon tier dragon is NOT a UB, simply is a some out of their ass old legend.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Ultra_Beast#Related_Pok.C3.A9mon
                >Cosmog, Cosmoem, Solgaleo, Lunala, and Necrozma are thematically related to the Ultra Beasts, and share many similarities with them, although are not usually considered to be Ultra Beasts themselves. However, in some media, Necrozma is considered to be an Ultra Beast, although none of the other four are.
                Uh oh, looks like you're a fricking moron! xD

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >are thematically related to the Ultra Beasts
                thats all folks.
                they are UBs, end of.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                This is "foxes are dogs" levels of cope. Guess this is what zodiacgays are up to now that this gen eternaly BTFO'd their fanfic

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                NTA but homie, read:
                >thematically related to the Ultra Beasts
                >and share many similarities with them
                >Necrozma is considered to be an Ultra Beast

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                and you are a homosexual, i said and posted a source about UBs being what they are, now shut the frick up.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                this is wiki autism
                >it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, but they didn't explicitly tell us that it's a duck, so we can't say it's a duck

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                try catching it in a Beast Ball then, b***h

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Quite possibly the least Pokémon looking thing in the series, so maybe

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >xD
    Go back.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not, because it comes from space/a meteorite. UBs come from different worlds in which they're the only being that exists in that world. The Nihilego UB world only has Nihilego, the Kartana UB world only has Kartana, etc. In the Pokémon Mystery Files, for example, it's theorized that Unown is a UB precisely because it comes from a different world in which there are only Unown.

    This is because each world technically only has 1 Pokémon, even the main Pokémon world (technically, ours only has "Mew" that evolved into different creatures). The only exception to this, in our world, is these big legendary dragons that come from outer space - which are implied to be the Giants from the Creation Myth. This last part is more theory territory, but we at least know that creatures like Kyurem/Zygarde/Necrozma/Eternatus (possibly Rayquaza too?) are not UBs nor regular Pokémon that evolved from Mew.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      holy headcanon

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes and no. The Giant part is headcanon, but the fact that the UBs come from a world in which they're the only creatures that exist (other than possibly some other type of human) is canon. And the Pokémon Mystery Files are an official piece of lore that was released leading up to the release of USUM, which is where the "Unown are possibly UBs" comes from.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >UBs come from different worlds
      we dont know this

      holy headcanon

      this

      this is by the far the most schizo thread on /vp/ right now, and thats saying something.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >we don't know that UBs come from different worlds
        Did you play the game? That's the whole point of the UBs and Ultra Space.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          its suspected, not 100% stated.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >not 100% stated
            >Dulse: That Ultra Beast just now... It came from the other end of an Ultra Wormhole... It is a being from another world. A world that you know as Ultra Space!

            The part that Ultra Space is a different world is definitely stated. Then the part about the individual worlds is told by the Pokédex entries.
            >Solgaleo’s Ultra Sun Dex entry: Sometimes the result of its opening an Ultra Wormhole is that energy and life-forms from other worlds are called here to this world.
            >Lunala’s Ultra Moon Dex entry: It sometimes summons unknown powers and life-forms here to this world from holes that lead to other worlds.

            Then there's the fact that the portals of the Ultra Space take you to vastly different looking worlds. What is there to doubt? Even the post-game of USUM deals with different worlds, when it comes to Team Rainbow Rocket. Then the Kartana world has trainers that don't use Pokéballs and only use Kartana, and the Guzzlord world is an alternate Hau'oli city.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              hmm seems stretching it, since you said Guzzlord is just a different city we already have. seems they are from different dimensions and not worlds.
              very different.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dimensions refer to space/time. Like, the fact we see in "3 dimensions" because we see length, width and depth; and time being its own dimension. Arguably the Distorsion World is also a dimension because it's something that balances the main Pokémon world. Arguably, this is the fault of Game Freak (or maybe the translation) because they don't really separate the concept of "worlds/dimensions".

                Meanwhile, by different worlds, I basically mean different universes in which things turned out differently. In this universe, there's only Kartana. In this world, there's only Guzzlord, etc. This is what Ultra Space connects, the alternative worlds in which things evolved differently.

                Back to the original topic, about Eternatus, it can't be a UB because it doesn't come from a different world (which is what makes something a UB). Instead, it comes from space because it fell in Galar 20,000 years ago with a meteor. It's more akin to Kyurem and Necrozma. We don't exactly know what they are or where they come from still, but they're not UBs. If Eternatus were a UB because it comes from space, then every single space Pokémon would be a UB which is just inaccurate. Though I do agree that Eternatus aesthetically reminds me of a UB, but I find this to be a consequence of the clear inspiration from the Alien franchise.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >about Eternatus, it can't be a UB because it doesn't come from a different world
                again, never stated. we dont know his origin, hence OPs post.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                ?????? It's stated in Sword and Shield itself that it comes from a meteorite that fell 20,000 years ago. What are you on?

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not from Ultra Space, it's just an alien like Deoxys or Kyurem

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alright then i'll settle this for eveyone
    >UBs
    They all come from a different universe and live in there necrozma too
    >Cosmog's line
    They don't have a specific universe but they seem to live in the ultra space that's in between the dimensions hence why they have the ability to warps in everywhere they don't have a fixed home
    >Aliens
    Straight up from outer space in this case eternatus

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      's line
      >They don't have a specific universe but they seem to live in the ultra space that's in between the dimensions hence why they have the ability to warps in everywhere they don't have a fixed home
      which means, different world/dimension and therefor UB

      >Straight up from outer space in this case eternatus
      same as above, space can very well mean from another dimension.

      Kyurem, Deoxys, Porygon, Eternatus are all UBs.
      some janni close this thread, we are done here

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ultra space is not a dimension it's like calling the road that's the middle of your quarter a house

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Porygon is an Ultra Beast
        >made on Earth

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    doesn't have the metallic static noise in its cry. not an ultra beast

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not trying to change your mind, because I agree. Even its battle theme screams Ultra Beast.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    There is no reason to change your mind because I agree completely. Eternatus' uncommon typing, its designs, its theme songs all bear likeness to the UBs. It even features a lower pitched version of the UBs' metallic ringing at the end of its cry. Everything about Eternatus screams "Ultra Beast", save for the fact that it does not originate from Ultra Space. At least, not from what is currently known about the Legendary.

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Base stats aren't all prime numbers
    BTFO

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