I want to frick all the cute and evil characters in nintendo games. I want to make them cum 5 times over in earth shattering full body orgasms. they deserve it 100%
It's not so much "dark" on an objective scale, but it's entertaining to look at the closest thing to off-color elements you can find in major Nintendo titles when their entire reputation is being 100% bright, sanitized, and kid-friendly. This is why Kirby lore is such a wanked meme, it's not objectively mindblowing but it's the biggest contrast between outward presentation and subsurface stuff.
You can tear me apart, but the DLC of Splatoon 2 revealing that the AI companion you've been following was left behind by a now-extinct humanity to find their successor, and deems the new squid-based lifeforms unworthy to inherit humanity's legacy was tight as hell.
It's a solid villain design, especially love the irony of it all where the AI holds its human creators on a pedestal and claims that the Inklings are unworthy because they're "materialistic, obsessed with sport and fashion and trivial things like pop music" when obviously that's humanity in a nutshell.
Also the fact that it's implied the AI threw hundreds of agents like you into a blender to create a DNA slurry of only the most superior test subjects to create a master race that will inherit the earth after it's been cleansed. Wild shit.
See, the part of that that stands out to me is that it's cool and unique because it's allowed to be a little bit less than kid-friendly. Not that it's cool and unique because it's not as kid friendly as Nintendo's usual fare innately. If they were constrained to shit you could show to a five year old like, say, the Yoshi games, there's really not much they could do to make it as interesting, thematic, or impactful.
Reddit Bob
Don't be a homosexual. Everyone likes Spongebob.
>Doesn't even include an image of Shadow
0/10 apply yourself next time
Metroid Prime series. Checkmate
Most LOZ games. Link between worlds was really infantile though I will admit. They played it far too safe in that one.
Most zelda games what? Fit that image? Only oot and particularly mm have anything that could be considered properly dark.
mother 3, metroid, twilight princess, boom, normalgay obliterated.
>twilight princess
MODS
>"Mature game"
>talks your ear off about war or politics or some other stupid crap I couldn't care about
>Metroid
>"OH SWEET MERCY SOMEONE HELP ME MY SKIN IS LITERALLY BEING MELTED OFF BY ACID AIIIEEEEEE SAVE ME MOTHER BRAIN"
What the frick was Samus' problem?
>cropped twitter meme
Arrest yourself
I want to frick all the cute and evil characters in nintendo games. I want to make them cum 5 times over in earth shattering full body orgasms. they deserve it 100%
> Redditbob
don't.
DUUUUUUUUUUDE Twilight Town is like... Spooky and you know like Ocarina of Time? Well those ReDeads man! Spooooooooky!
Oil wasted on the ocean and upon our seas
Fish full of mercury
Fire emblem, also impled they rape alot girls in this game
It's not so much "dark" on an objective scale, but it's entertaining to look at the closest thing to off-color elements you can find in major Nintendo titles when their entire reputation is being 100% bright, sanitized, and kid-friendly. This is why Kirby lore is such a wanked meme, it's not objectively mindblowing but it's the biggest contrast between outward presentation and subsurface stuff.
You can tear me apart, but the DLC of Splatoon 2 revealing that the AI companion you've been following was left behind by a now-extinct humanity to find their successor, and deems the new squid-based lifeforms unworthy to inherit humanity's legacy was tight as hell.
It's a solid villain design, especially love the irony of it all where the AI holds its human creators on a pedestal and claims that the Inklings are unworthy because they're "materialistic, obsessed with sport and fashion and trivial things like pop music" when obviously that's humanity in a nutshell.
Also the fact that it's implied the AI threw hundreds of agents like you into a blender to create a DNA slurry of only the most superior test subjects to create a master race that will inherit the earth after it's been cleansed. Wild shit.
See, the part of that that stands out to me is that it's cool and unique because it's allowed to be a little bit less than kid-friendly. Not that it's cool and unique because it's not as kid friendly as Nintendo's usual fare innately. If they were constrained to shit you could show to a five year old like, say, the Yoshi games, there's really not much they could do to make it as interesting, thematic, or impactful.
SO DEEP MAN! I love literal children's games
>donky kong on SNES
Look at that tokyo mirage game. Turned out to be some gay idol crap. So makes PERFECT sense.
Oh boy can't wait to see this twitter post for the next 3 years.