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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hag sex

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I cranked the difficulty up but my one unit comprised entirely of cavalry is still absolutely wrecking everyone.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who are you using? My cavalry unit wrecks, but the second it goes against any flyers it gets trounced so I gotta be careful still. Just got to Bastorias.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I recommend including an elven archer in your cavalry team to freeze and kill flyers on top of the other support shit that they do.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Alain is based

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he's just a sweetheart, no homo

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >but it was just a dream, I've already made a pact

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Should Gammel let Mandrin frick his sister?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      When Gammel looks at the camera at 2:19 it reminds me of Dora the Explorer lol
      Also what's the deal with Mandrin? Why's he so obsessed with this ugly gutter rat and his sister? What a strange guy.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mandrin was bullied as a kid and Gammel saved him

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Mandrin has known Gammel since childhood and has somehow never met his apparently sick sister that motivated his life of crime to begin with

          I'm starting to think Gammel really was just making shit up about having a sister. It would explain the ending.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The ending says the sister travels around with them afterwards though.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >every now and then Gammel fricks off into the woods and come back wearing a cheap wig
              >Mandrin 100% that’s the sister

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I did not appreciate the blizzard map.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >right as I was about to take the final camp, get back-capped on the 1st garrison
      >have to trudge a unit all the way back over from the base
      homosexuals

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      where their cards at

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love green haired twin tailed girls

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >gets ranged assistance from 1 unit
    >ends with me winning the battle and getting 33 dmg
    >adds another assistance
    >now i get 50 dmg and the enemy gets less dmg

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'll never understand this.
      Even if it's trolling the rng I feel like it shouldn't do it by that much.

      And what's worse is it's almost never in my favor but always works out for the ai.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're the one with the power to not start the fight until the outcome suits you. Just keep rearranging your units, swapping items and reordering skills until it eventually creates a good series of dice rolls and you either win, or mitigate the loss enough to retreat and come back with a slightly different unit that can win instead.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No shit.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I must have honorabru combat with the robot

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's because AI always uses assist, so you can never compare with or without enemy assist. It probably hampers AI about as much.

        Something does feel a bit fricky about it, I'm not sure if heal assists reroll rng since they happen at the end but they seem to exclusively aid while with ranged or magic assist it is a crapshoot.

        Mostly I think it just fricks with passive activation a whole lot and disrupts fragile team compositions even when it's supposed to help.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Usually it fricks with HP thresholds for skills

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There's quite a few factors, like you said, HP threshold for skills, targeting priorities, etc. But, I think, the major factor here is RNG reroll. Feelsl like for every turn the game just generates a hit/miss/guard/crit table, and assists cycle through it, so your important attacks become misses, etc.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Rng reroll is just a rumor tho. Since we can't see the battles we cannot tell if there's actually an rng reroll or no

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Since we can't see the battles
            WDYM? We can. Just don't skip them. Save, watch it play out without assist, then reload and do it with assist this time.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    aceman
  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think Chloe is the weakest link in my Alain unit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Perhaps not skill issue but a Tactics Issue

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Chloe works best with elf archers like ridiel so you can get both the magickal conferral off the archer and keen call from Chloe. The archer pure field will also get her the bonus damage on her honed spear IIRC.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's a support class and Alain needs very little support himself

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's a buffer.
      Got her focusing Nina in the back row of my squad to guarantee a s critical after she buffs her self with enrage.

      Barely anything survives their first attack.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    B-Bros...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      MONSTER

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just...to Ilenia

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hi Gailey

    • 2 weeks ago
      aceman
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She killed billions

        • 2 weeks ago
          aceman

          Nice going mom...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She killed billions

      Nice going mom...

      • 2 weeks ago
        aceman

        Nice mom

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Chloe is very versatile
    Elves wiggle their ears?
    Chloe can wiggle her hair flaps!

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You DID marry the highborn nonforeigner who is loved by everyone, right?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yup yup

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah

        She’s stunning.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sometimes I forget that all of these cute girls are being forced to fricking kill people and that's going to stay with them.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't worry anon, war is fun! It's just a big silly game you and your friends go out and do and then laugh about it afterwards.
        >Hey Chloe did you see how hard I just hit that guy? His brains went flying everywhere haha that looks so funny!
        >You think that's impressive Lex? Watch this, I'm going to kill two people with a single thrust of my spear!
        >LOL good one Chloe! Those soldiers families are never going to see their dads again haha!
        >Haha yeah! Let's loot their corpses and use the money to go buy even better weapons at the shop so we can kill even more people, yay!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        zenoiran & zenoiran sympathizers aren't people

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A certain mentality is required to take it in stride.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >zeno*rans
        >people

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    should have left it to lex

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Troonicorn overload

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lex killed galerius in my playthrough

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Saggy waggy haggy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Alain is so lucky

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hag mating press

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sex with Leah.
    The bloomers stay on.

    • 2 weeks ago
      aceman
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Best girl (True)

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My wife

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did the unicorn really have to kill everyone? Even the civilians and children?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The unicorn spares no one

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He spared one person though

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They were all unfaithful to their wives, absolutely deserved it.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is Alain, Scarlett, Virginia, Yunifi, and Berengaria a good unit compilation?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It'll work but it's inefficient. Lots of those units want to be elsewhere or add little.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Which units should stay with Alain and which should be moved? Is Alain and Virginia redundant? Yunifi should be good to stay, right?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Like the other anon said there a lot of start of battle skills being left on the table. Virginia wants to tank but Alain can do that fine on his own. She's wasted on that squad. A witch does her job of punishing fliers and armors with her passive abilities while also doing more damage. Ren is also wasted here for similar reasons. She's best for setting up hard hitters that benefit from afflictions like doom knights and also debuffing with her start of battle, but she's not really doing either here. Not getting the most out of her passives either.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            There are 4 units there that want to be in the front row lmao.

            I’m terrible at this. So Berengaria and Virginia should lead their own squads, right? So You’re saying I need Yahna in the back with Yunifi? Maybe Melisandre in the front?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Neither should be leaders. They'd slow the squad down. In Ren's case a doom knight should lead her squad and in Virginia's case a radiant knight should lead her squad. Yunifi doesn't benefit from being in the back. She wants to be up front. She wants to be targeted for attacks, dodge with her high evasion, then retaliate with triple counter. Yes, Yahna is good for Alain since she can guarantee he hits squishy fliers like gryphons and scouts like werefoxes with his spinning edge.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Okay, so I got Alain, Yunifi, and Yahna. Is Scarlett still good to be on the team?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yeah she's fine.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yahna is redundant if you have Yunifi (true strike) and Scarlett (magic nuke) but the truth is Alain alone can carry any waifustack so do whatever you like

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's a lot of start of battle skills in that comp that won't get used, but the characters are strong.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There are 4 units there that want to be in the front row lmao.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    aceman
  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    almost at 100 hours and i'm only level 26~...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm at about 130 hours and I'm halfway through Albion.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >How can you kill Zenoiran women and children?!
    Easy, you just don't stab 'em as much.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who needs to get the mirror urgently? I changed Ochyls' double go getter to lucky- offensive, any more examples?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >urgently
      none, you only do it so your waifu can create bigger numbers

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >check Rosalinde
        >offensive-offensive
        One less to worry.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anyone with Guardian that doesn't use a shield - All the clerics, Hilda, Govil, Chloe, etc.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Josef needs a hair dye, stat!

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a a place to read rapport stories again?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, in the main menu, under rapport. You can just select any to see it again.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Finds out her sister is a moron
    >Picks up the nearest hammer
    >Beats the shit out of said sister until she's no longer a moron
    >Refuse to elaborate
    >Leave

    She should have been a permanent unit bros.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Can't use them both in the same unit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she's literally just a generic without the helmet

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I want to lick her forehead.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >No fem hoplites
    >No fem dark nights
    >No fem bears
    >No fem gladiators
    >No male wyvern rider
    >No fem vikings

    I now want a sequel purely because I want to build a harem army.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Fem hoplites
      Man I fricking wish.
      Big armor knight girls are my fricking weakness but they fricking suck in fire emblem

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Try out the Vision Quest FE hack. One of the better units in it is a female armor knight who you get really early.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Vision Quest FE hack
          Very good hack, goes on for a bit too long, and some maps are bullshit, but overall pretty good.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why cant we ring one of those tavern wenches or town NPCs. Frickkkk

    Albion angels need to be loved...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Both of those elven item shop keepers are cute..

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        For me it's.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Aren't you a little young to be running a shop by yourself?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >not flying some variant of the e-girlcon battle standard

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Those are hag fairies anon.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Bye, now!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ring some rando peasant you saw while marching
      >cheats on you with her hometown blacksmith or something 5 years later
      >faces melt

    • 2 weeks ago
      aceman

      Sex with NPCs!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >no goat
        coward

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You would consort with such a beast?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it comes with a life time supply of milk

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Would it taste more like goat milk or regular human milk?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                a hybrid of both maybe

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You wouldn't?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Ba

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Now I'm an Aryan male, but ...those dark Elves...

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Luv me dark elves, luv me that swarthy Drakenhold wench, luv choco simple as

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's nice to see that Norbelle takes the time to maintain those curls.

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are the rapports between the angels any interesting? I really don't feel like I had enough time to connect with any of the Bastorias and Albion characters.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ochlys has really good ones.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        With Alain or with the others? I'm mostly asking for the latter.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Her rapport with Sanatio should always be viewed.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For me it's.

      Based

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous
            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Last one

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Frick my life, can't sleep.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I know it's AI but this e-girlfi looks adorable.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, easily my best so far, though I find all of them cute and plan of making at least one for each girl. Currently working on Chloe but her hair is tricky to get right so I'll probably finish her tomorrow.

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >marry girl
    >get to post game ending scene
    >she is not in gran corrine to watch Alain's corronation, on the other side of the map
    Could they really not edit whoever you marry to at least be there by default?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Please understand, you were supposed to pick Scarlett (raughs)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Coomers who betray their childhood sweetheart deserve nothing

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's a shame the black market guy doesn't have his own artwork while you're browsing his stuff.

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    man these friendly npc or temporary ally formations always suck on expert
    dinah getting rolled by almost everyone on the map

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I find it funny that the best one was Solo Berengaria

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What?! Join the brazen liberation who conquered 3 continents and operational encircled Cornia? Never show your face here again!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It would have been really funny if they faked you out by making you think you were going fight him only to go "Ok, let's join the liberation."

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The open ended nature of the game resulted in goofy stuff like this, you can technically get here without liberating one country.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't you ha e to complete the main stories in elheim and bastorias to sail to Albion?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Im not positive but I think if you beat elf land you can sail straight to Albion if you beat a level 30 stage

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nope, in Elheim there's a liberation mission unlocked after the Elto mission that lets you sail there. You get access to almost all of Albion from it, only area cut off is that section you go to when sailing from Bastorias so you can't get Raenys.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If I remember right, the port you're talking about is progress gated by both baltro and alcina's missions.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If I remember right, the port you're talking about is progress gated by both baltro and alcina's missions.

            this. Both access from Bastorias and Elheim are cut off by their story.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >start game
        >only just begun talking about overthrowing galerius
        >see broken bridge
        >mordon says he can fix it for 30 corsite
        >farm stones at the quarry
        >come back and fix bridge
        >alrighty your lordship, time for the final battle!
        I’ve got to play more games like this.

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does the OST have the arranged/alternate versions of the respective overworld themes that play during rapports?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Veggie

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stop pairing Alain up with dogs and hags.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's a fox!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good thing Ramona isnt a dog and is in the prime of her life.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >in the prime of her life.
        Life could change

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      never.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dont worry i paired alain with his one true love

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >asking me not to pick the best girls who also dress sexiest
      The only unfortunate thing between the two is Yahna not having 3 rapports.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She makes up for that with the best ring ceremony of any girl

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anybody got an Amalia vs a rogue image?

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >C-Chloe... no, this isn't you!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get it.

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Furious Chloe headpatting

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >enemy attacks
    >michilan performs first counter
    >if enemy blocks, king kong immediately guardbreak kicks because her initiative is higher than the landmelts
    >golden landmelt performs second counter on now guard broken enemy
    >if there is a debuffer they get shut down by sharron
    >if someone gets an ouchie sharron kisses it
    >if someone attacks sharron MY HERO blocks it
    >the attacker will be immediately executed by the landmelts
    >dodge tanks don't counter the landmelts because they are both wearing glasses

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >got to rank 21 (post-Amalia) in Coliseum at average lvl of 15
    Okay, this doesn't seem to be worth the effort at this point. The rewards are just coliseum coins, and no unique items until rank 1.
    And speaking of coins, which items at the Coliseum shop are worth grabbing first?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cat ear > Sapphire > Ruby > Purifier for me.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I already have one cat hood. And while I really appreciate AP/PP equipment, Coliseum offers quite a variety of items with unique skills, and also weapons. I thought maybe those would be more fun than just passive bonuses.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shield is nice because it's cheap and there's not a lot of competition for the shield slot compared to weapons. Otherwise save for the pendants because they are a big boon if you get them early and remain relevant in the late game compared to the weapons.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I already have one cat hood. And while I really appreciate AP/PP equipment, Coliseum offers quite a variety of items with unique skills, and also weapons. I thought maybe those would be more fun than just passive bonuses.

      Purifier Staff is amazing
      Scarlet Shield is also great and will last till endgame
      The greatshield with the aoe taunt is really strong (forgot its name)
      The Standard lets you make 2man meme teams.
      The others are all very niche and for arena cheese teams

      Only one i've never really got use out of is the Phoenix Feather

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did Auch even know Yahna is his mom?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wait really??

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No lol, I was assuming
        We actually don't know

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >open game
    >tinkering with the teams for 30 minutes
    >test them with mock battles
    >close game

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What are the best doom knight supports?
    I'm running one with cleric/archer/Gryphon knight backline + breaker frontline but I feel like I'm too moronic for these games

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Doom knights are mediocre at anything but spamming dark flame, so they want debuffers to power it up

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I use Clive and Chloe to boost him.

        Cool, I'll shuffle a shaman and sergeant in

        Wyvern rider. Flame breath->Dark Flame will melt the toughest of walls.

        Huh, I can't lie, I completely ignored Hilda + that class, might as well try it out

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I use Clive and Chloe to boost him.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wyvern rider. Flame breath->Dark Flame will melt the toughest of walls.

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Look

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Veggie looks great here but she should be hanging off Alain

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hey boy, ever heard about the Liberation army?
      We could use a kid with a knife.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stupid sexy Boy.

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The number of times archer or magic supports have helped me decisively turned the tide in a battle can be counted on one hand
    Most of the time it causes me to lose a fight instead and turning off support lets me win overwhelmingly

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Funny, I value them a lot. Sometimes they help getting the kill, sometimes indeed turning a tide. Have a Rolf squad with an elfen archer that does some great damage, and another squad lead by Ithilion with a witch for some beefy magic damage. Both can outright kill enemy units.
      Rarely do they make it worse for me, and if they do, then it wasn't a winning fight in the first place.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Funny, I value them a lot. Sometimes they help getting the kill, sometimes indeed turning a tide. Have a Rolf squad with an elfen archer that does some great damage, and another squad lead by Ithilion with a witch for some beefy magic damage. Both can outright kill enemy units.
      Rarely do they make it worse for me, and if they do, then it wasn't a winning fight in the first place.

      Does having extra assist units of the same assist type in the same unit make them stronger?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Oh, gonna shove some extra hired grunts into my assist units then.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The oops, all archers team is really strong actually, with the right class mix.
            Their support also deletes featherbows in Albion, so you don't have to get blinded or bother bringing cleansed/equipping anti-blind gear.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah frick those angels. Gonna do this as soon as I wake up.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      archer assists carried me through albion

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like this game is somewhat hampered by the lack of incentive to use more than 4 squads. More than 3 on most maps if we're being honest. Stamina doesn't matter if you're not a dumb dumb hoarding gold and refusing to buy/use items. I feel like there should be more instances of non garrison dependent reinforcements so that you at least need another squad to stay on base

      Offensive assists feel useless for anything other than giving exp to weaker squads. I don't think I've ever seen assists secure a kill I didn't already have but on numerous occasions they worsen the battle outcome.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Stamina is more of an issue in TZ since you have only 5 item uses per battle.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Now that sounds like a good solution, can't wait to unlock it.

          [...]
          >fe juggernaut Black folk trying to use more than 1 unit: difficulty level impossible

          >t. Casual who hasn't played the hardest games on their highest difficulties
          It's not hard to use multiple units in UO, just lacking incentive, outside of TZ I guess from what I just learned. Meanwhile FE conquest (good luck juggernauting poison strike lunge chains), New Mystery, and Engage will slaughter you most times if you try to single unit juggernaut it, especially if you try to get all side objectives like chests and villages.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Engage
            You actually have instances where you can get away with juggernauts on Maddening.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, like 100% of the time starting at Ch. 8. Forget about once Lucina joins. People that think you can't juggernaut in any FE just never figured out the game.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Good luck having enough stamina to clear the big ass late game maps with 4 units
        >items
        You didn't beat the game

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There are campfires and garrisons everywhere lategame. You could also field just a Viking and a cavalry to be a stamina bot if that's somehow not enough, and you're too autistic to eat delicious steak.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >4 squads
        I used to deploy mutliple squads, but now I just use two. Deploy Hodrick on the main base, and then deathball around the map with the main offensive unit.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Hodric + Miriam squad
        pre-promotion they were useless but now they are almost unbeatable together

        >fe juggernaut Black folk trying to use more than 1 unit: difficulty level impossible

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The entirety of UO is literally just juggernauting with 3 units though. Being able to switch enemy's targets is fricking moronic

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The games are more alike (in gameplay) than this place likes to admit. All you're doing in FE and UO is making god units that can cut through endless waves of cannon fodder, and moving long distances to seize strategic points. The incentives are the same, and lowmanning wins.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >than this place likes to admit
            I don't know why there's even such a divide outside of shit posters trying to start a flame war. Chances are if you like strategy games you like FE and FFT and UO.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              This except FFT. I hate lowman Black persony and that game is pure lowman shit. Tactics Ogre is way better.

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are there any valour skills that function like traps/magick mines?
    I'm wondering because of how all the defensive/support ones have items outside of gravity

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mandrins fricking hilarious.

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Alcina: commits atrocities across decades just to be able to see Gerard for even just a second, dies without being able to
    >Gerard's spirit: casually shows up and hangs around indefinitely just to give you a sword, then fricks off
    Kinda fricked up honestly, lmao

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      People and animals can sense Scarlet approaching from the vibrations in the air caused by her breasts.

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I should make a compilation of all the girls speaking under their breath about how much a manprostitute Alain is being towards them at rapport 3

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Another childhood friend getting her heart broken

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She saw me (I'm a beautiful c*mmoner)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Eeeh kimo

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >conrad got tortured to death for just trying to raid a base
    >Aubin was just rehired
    >Beaumont got away with child slavery

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >when he shows you his comp and has his fliers in the back row

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I said it before and I'll say it again: the emblem on her chest sticks out weirdly, visually speaking. There is something about it that pops up like it wasn't supposed to be there and was just shoped into the picture.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The yellow looks awful against the blue, unfortunate case of a class design really suffering because the heraldry was just smacked on to it without any thought. Shame you can't remove it either, the clean design of the sword fighter ends up looking much better since it doesn't have to have an ugly emblem forced on to it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nah, it's also something about the jagged black lines that make it look unnatural, regardless of how much you change her colors.

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    These special weapon guardians are moronicly strong

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I only had difficulty with the full cavalry line

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wish they and grandpa stuck around after beating them, they'd be nice training dummies

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How do you "lordly disrobe"?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Damn, Alain is rather thicc under his armor.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I have no idea what I'm looking at

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How to invalidate 99% of the game

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Where is the Sniper Amber Lens? I would like to make an Elemental Roar combo but it's not like the Trinity Rain/Dragoon Dive combo where you need a Quick Impetus. There's also the thing where you need to stack fairies to increase its strength.
        I just got the Unicorn Signet by making a Trinity Rain combo and letting Alain spin2win the rest.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The first one is sold in the final big town in Bastorias, the second I don't really remember but somewhere in Albion. A single elemental fairy stack from their start of battle passive + inspiration + sniper amber lens is more than enough.

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are the Carnelian weapons from Coliseum worth?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly no. There are better weapons just by playing the game, and you want those coins for the better items, but if you want to grind for them when you first get to the Coliseum then they are worthwhile. I definitely recommend the shield though

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hmm, guess I'll save for the pendants probably. Thanks.

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I know I cant be picky but I hate how artists forget or dont even know that Railanor is pretty much a shortstack, while the twins are tall & lithe.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, in that webm you can clearly see Rosa is further back compared to Railanor only giving the impression of her being tall. Kind of funny how deceotive this can be, you see people meme about how much of a manlet Gilbert is when in reality he actually is as tall as most characters and just is placed further back in scenes he appears in.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Anything above 165 is huge for japan

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Gilbert isn't a manlet, it's just perspective making me I mean him look short

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Still no Amalia holding up Alain, Scarlett or Leah against a wall

      Disappointment

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Making piglets with Meli

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Lex's defenses so shit if he's supposed to be a tank?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because fighters are a shitty class who traded all of their relevant stats for the highly specific niche of blocking arrows

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >blocking arrows
        Blocking (Ranged) attacks.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wrong, only blocks ranged phys (lmao)

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Could be useful if they didn't fricking die so quickly.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's actually kinda comical. Hodrick has 89 hp 54 pdef. Lex has 69 hp 32pdef lmao. He also has drastically lower guard rate too.
              Hodrick takes a full squad of werewolves + werefox attacks while only taking 12 dmg or so while Lex takes 30+ dmg from EACH attack.
              I wonder if the strategy is to try boost his initiative to the moon so he can get his Defender 50% boost out before he eats shit.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The strategy with Lex is to quickly bench him in favor of the myriad of much better characters you unlock pretty much immediately into the game.
                Classic starting party member syndrome.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >starting party member syndrome
                Chloe is still decent as support. Josef stays good. Scarlett is still a useful healer and Alain is broken. It's only really Lex that completely fell off.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Josef stays good.
                I find him to be falling off hard, maybe I'm using him wrong but I don't think so
                >tank niche gone once he's no longer many levels ahead
                >same with damage, just does single target tickling for the rest of the game
                >mediocre single target healing
                >the main draw, his anti debuff guarding, is honestly barely useful; the most troublesome debuffs come from start of battle non damaging skills which he does nothing against

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Arrow Guard works on any ranged attack with a physical component and voids all incoming damage.
            So all archer classes, all flying units and funnily enough, Elemental Roar. The default targeting algorithm is also completely exploitable leading to moments where one fighter can completely no sell entire groups of archers or gryphons.

            It's actually kinda comical. Hodrick has 89 hp 54 pdef. Lex has 69 hp 32pdef lmao. He also has drastically lower guard rate too.
            Hodrick takes a full squad of werewolves + werefox attacks while only taking 12 dmg or so while Lex takes 30+ dmg from EACH attack.
            I wonder if the strategy is to try boost his initiative to the moon so he can get his Defender 50% boost out before he eats shit.

            Could be useful if they didn't fricking die so quickly.

            Fighters/Vanguards have average initiative, it requires minimal effort to get them to be faster than a lot of classes especially in Bastorias where they should be able to outspeed everything except for the Foxes. Although, I don't know how you can have tanking issues there when you have Bestral Bucklers, Cloth Gauntlets, Unfettered Shield, Parrying Charm and so forth.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >We have made Lex bad on purpose, as a joke.

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What stat is used to calculate healing potency?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      magick attack

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What does your waifus best fanart say about her?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She has some weird interests.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >no option to show her the Cerberus carving in Elheim

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I wish you could actually fight some dragons, cerberus, hydras or other monsters.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She builds up quite a sweat

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A bouquet of flowers helps to warm any vixen's heart!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I’m glad she’s gotten such nice fanart, and damn if that Rolodex pic isn’t the best by far.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          *Rikose
          Fricking autocorrect

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >people choosing Virginia over other girls
    Enjoy your birth defect.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The power of the unicorn and the maiden will protect my bloodline from bad genetics

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This.
      Marrying your cousin literally doubles your chances for having a kid with birth defects from 2% to a staggering 4%. A woman would have to be 30 years ancient for the same likelihood of birth defects. Truly damning.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This.
      Marrying your cousin literally doubles your chances for having a kid with birth defects from 2% to a staggering 4%. A woman would have to be 30 years ancient for the same likelihood of birth defects. Truly damning.

      Oh no?!
      >doomers missed out on prime mommysistercousin pussy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This.
      Marrying your cousin literally doubles your chances for having a kid with birth defects from 2% to a staggering 4%. A woman would have to be 30 years ancient for the same likelihood of birth defects. Truly damning.

      But what about Adam and Eve? Weren’t they related? How did we all come to be? I’m just very curious.

  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bears are way too fricking tanky

  74. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's funny how much better the Bastorias maps are than Elheim. Doing the Wolf and Bear and this is pure FE kino.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed, maps peak hard in Bastorias.

  75. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Elegance

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Grace

  76. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    do you need shaman in most party's for expert? did some of bartorias and starting to feel like 5/8 of my team just dont do enough damage

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm still only using Selvie. Team composition definitely starts mattering more in Bastorias. Unit match ups are huge too.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're pretty great at the start cause they let you punch way above your weight class but around Bastorias–Albion I don't really find them necessary, especially since you'll have so many powerful start of battle effect contesting hers and enemy clerics cleansing her debuffs in Albion especially

  77. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >That 2nd Rapport where her and Alain subtly flirt with each other

    Screw all you idiots who keep falsely claiming there's no romance between the two. Just because it's more subtle and she isn't in your face worshipping you every second doesn't make their relationship any less real. Where are my Berengaria bros at?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody's ever claimed there is no romance between her and Alain.
      Just that the third rapport and her ending ruin the whole thing.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Buddy I've been in tons of these threads and people have claimed this almost every time.

  78. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Make elven fencer class have perfect ability to protect flyers from Ranged attacks
    >Don't give either of them a single Rapport with a flyer

    FRICKING WHY VANILLA? What teams do you guys stick them on instead? Right now I just have them in an all elf dump unit with Rosalinde and Lhin, but they're pretty mediocre.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Double elf fencer with Rosalinde so I can see their bazongas flopping about when the battle starts

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly fencers are just tome conferral bots for me. I tried building one into a damage dealer with their row attack, but it's just worse than so many others. Their stun attack is a nice bonus ability to have as they have decent initiative, so it can shut down a tank before they can cover the actual damage dealer in the unit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fencers are worse than Fighters at protecting flying units. Their barrier gets ignored by Truestrike.

  79. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Elves are pretty bad units (except twins)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Elf Archers are one of the best support units in the game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, love me some elfen fencers.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Elven units are awesome but not when together, elves must be spread around and shared to be best utilized.

      Maybe except fencers, despite what

      Nah, love me some elfen fencers.

      says.
      The only use I found for them was in an oops, all casters squad as frontliners for fat magic assists.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >elves must be spread around and shared to be best utilized
        Yeah, I've noticed this too. Elves have horrible frontline capability and they're basically pure magic damage. They really need a tank and some phys damage to fill out their teams.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >elves must be spread around
        Oh elves will be found plenty of spreading

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >play game 3 times
          >marry Rosalinde 3 times

          I just can't resist Elf pussy. Reina Ueda's voice does things to my dick I can't explain.

  80. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm tempted to try a 4 wolf team with a support.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Still don't have a wolf but they seem pretty OP as enemies. I'm gonna try a full Bestral team. Seems like they'd be significantly better than the full cope elven team.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I had some success with 4 wolves and a Shaman, but Shamans work everywhere. I just put the party aid heal on the shaman to heal chip damage, and rotated the aoe blind staff, offensive or defensive curse depending on what I was fighting. It was fun to see the sheer amount of attacks go off

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Finished Unicorn Overord last night, now I’m sad…

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Whoops didn’t mean to quote

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hopefully they make UO2

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just finished it today too
        Finally beating the shit out of this old man feels great

  81. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's not appropriate clothing for an old woman.

  82. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's funny how most uniques have the exact same body sprite as the generics but they went out of their way to make Fran flat compared to the booba of Gryphon Knights.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly makes Fran more unique if you don’t mind the flatness, also cute feet!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's hiding some serious thigh meat and has some really cute feet. Also cute lips.

      Perfect gryphon girl as far as I can tell. Frick those big-titted bimbos, I bet they're at a constant disadvantage anyways.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Perfect gryphon girl as far as I can tell. Frick those big-titted bimbos, I bet they're at a constant disadvantage anyways

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Baased Fran-enjoyer.

  83. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >quick dispel can miss when blinded.

    What the frick.

  84. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >give Meli a spot in a strong unit because she's mai waifu
      >barely pulls her weight the entire game
      >goes up against galerius
      >meteor slash melts his whole shield and leads to the win

      Finally, she's not just there for her looks.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Swordmasters should always have at least 3 PP and do a Charged Impetus into Meteor Slash. Opening with Meteor Slash is a meme.

  85. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ordered game weeks ago
    >a week later i get an email that my card declined
    >fix it
    >game was finally supposed to get here this past weekend
    >suddenly delayed two more weeks

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >order the game on PC
      >it arrives 10 minutes later

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why didn´t you order via Amazon? its available within 24 hours

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >why didn´t you order via Amazon?
        I did.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Amazon is quite shitty with games as of late, they cancelled the preorders for a bunch of upcoming first party switch games.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And this is why physical games (as well as brick&mortar stores) are dying out as a format. It's infinitely cheaper and more convenient (for both user and developer) to set up a server and serve downloads, than to deal with dogshit logistics that have so many single points of failure.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Disagree, there will always be a market for physical media. They said the same about books. People like collecting stuff

  86. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm surprised there's no Yunifi guro art considering what happens to bestral characters should you skip to the final battle instead of doing Bastorias.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wait what happens to them?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The become brainwashed thralls that show up in enemy units as reinforcements after you take down 3 of the 4 seals. Yunifi's family either killed her themselves or were turned into thralls after watching her die.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Oh god

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            There's even a pre battle cutscene with the dickish wizard sending a horde of bestrals to gran corrine as backup while saying that Galerius chose wisely to give him Bastorias.

  87. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If I bench Lex, does that mean I didn't beat the game?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You didn't beat the game if you didn't do a Lex solo run

  88. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where the FRICK do you even suppose to buy this game here in Australia? I can't find this shit anywhere.

  89. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  90. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You shouldn't marry your cousin. It's basically the same as marrying your mom.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You didn't bring up any arguments against it.

  91. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do Elves lust after him so much?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone does.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because pits erotic

  92. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My hag wife Selvie. That is all.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What would she be like in the bedroom?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        dried sweaty skin and smell a strange mix of incense, flowers and body odor

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thighjobs

  93. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    More of my hag wife Selvie.

  94. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Hodric + Miriam squad
    pre-promotion they were useless but now they are almost unbeatable together

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But what do they kill?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nothing, but at least they're not dying to a light breeze anymore

  95. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What’s the appeal?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tiny girl, big hammer!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For people who begrudgingly settle for the worst sister cuz Mille can’t be ringed

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cooking together is genuinely fun.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Can't wait until she learns about the spell to make the omelette more tasty.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She’s strong and could probably lift (You) up effortlessly

      She strong and cute and that’s all that matters

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's even more generic than Chloe.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Kek. She was my first benchwarmer.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >benching Warriors
          You did not play the game optimally.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You only need them at level 30, in Albion's asscrack

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Your face is generic

  96. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >drugged up freaky sex with Tatiana

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She would moan Ghislain‘s name

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Trust the science bro, if she says you need to take this suppository and drink the funny tasting potion before sex than it's obviously for our own good. She is a trained doctor after all.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's probably into the weirdest fetishes imaginable. Like snorting cum, or pissing on your used underwear

  97. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wish Galadmir had Railanor breasts and was worth as a character at all so I could get the light elf version of an elf bombshell.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mirror

  98. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Serious question here: Is there anything wrong with a game that's just over after a fun 60-80 hours?
    Is it necessary for there to be DLC or a sequel?
    I completely agree that UO should have an NG+, that's an easy thing to throw in there without spending too much resources but it feels like most of the people in these threads have never played a vanillaware game before and can't just go "That was great, now I'll play something else while looking forward to their next game" and instead are lamenting that this won't turn into a trilogy or have a year of post launch support.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who are you talking about? I haven't seen anyone in these threads complain about that. Most people are just content with the game as is and hope they make a sequel maybe somewhere down the line. Nobody wants DLC.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're not serious, are you? Yeah: there hasn't been much of it in this thread but people were fricking devastated when the interview with "no current plans for DLC or a sequel" came out.
        A couple weeks after the game came out people were bombarding these threads with
        >"I just beat the game and there's nothing to do anymore wtf!"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If we lived in a world where good games were coming out every 2-3 months that wouldn't matter, but we live in a world where good games don't come out besides the old occasional hit. So we have nothing to do besides replay old good games. UO is fine the way it is and you should be thankful it's as good as it is at all.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Some anon yesterday said UO is "unfinished" because it has no NG+/"""postgame""", and therefore could not compete with AAA titles for GOTY on this basis. Raged a little bit.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair it did feel like it needed a NG+ to let you enjoy all those new characters you unlock in the very last mission of the game.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This was my only complaint, and if the only complaint is wanting to play the game again/more after 90 hours already, then it's a pretty special game in my eyes.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >NG+
          I kinda just hate this zoomoid concept at this point. It was fine at first, but it's now become an expectation for a game to be considered "finished." They gave you those guys as a bonus, because it was an easy thing to do. Doesn't mean NG+ fit their vision of the game as a lengthy campaign that can be replayed.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Oh frick you, imagine replaying missions in NG+ with level 50 enemy teams with 5 man parties from the getgo. It'd be a great way to revisit early game missions that had less dense enemy units like in drakenhold.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That should would not be balanced at all. I don't know why you morons think it's just this small trivial thing to add an entirely new mode to a game, but it isn't. If they did what you're asking, you'd just be complaining about how unbalanced it is. UO right now is a full package complete gaming experience. They didn't add NG+ because there's no need of it.
              You can already do shit out of order on an unlocked higher difficulty. Like, you can challenge yourself to immediately rescue Scarlett, and then go straight to Elheim and Bastorias and start collecting prepromotes and powerful items early. You can do that right now, but you'd never think to try it, because unless there's a NG+ seal of approval, you gays will simply not replay a good game that you enjoyed.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't care about whether or not it's balanced, I just want maps to really make use of the fun post game units you get. Colosseum isn't a proper substitute to actual stages.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It would be like a fan hack, that's all I'm saying. There's no satisfying progression in a game where you're already maxed the frick out and the game's concept of difficulty is upping the enemy density to ludicrous levels.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            But why not? It's so easy to make. Nobody expects you to add a bunch of bonus content to NG+ to make it feel substantially different and it's not like that debate people have about from games where they want everyone to have the same experience. If you are playing the game for the first time, you are playing it the way the Devs want but after that why not go nuts with a full roster on the next playthrough?
            I'm not saying NG+ is required and every game that doesn't have it is shit, I'm just saying it's an easy thing to put into a game to give it some more replay value for very little resources committed to it.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            NG+ is unironic dogshit. Just move on and play something else or replay the game.
            Devs need to stop catering to homosexuals who want an "infinity" game.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, frick Vanillaware for giving you a new difficulty after beating the game. It's so fricking stupid that they buckle under the pressure of infinite game morons.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >or replay the game
                Read homie. NG+ is a waste of dev time. Making a replayable game is not.
                Just use CheatEngine if you want to use lvl 40 units in the first map.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm making fun of you, moron.
                >Hurr durr features that enhance another playthrough suck!
                >WAIT BUT NOT THAT FEATURE THAT ONE IS GOOD!
                NG+ costs no fricking resources at all. An intern can code that shit in an afternoon, it's way less work than rebalancing the entire game with a new difficulty.

  99. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    JOJO DES

  100. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think Melisandre is pretty cool

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hey Colm.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Indeed, Lady Melisandre does as the kids say “slays queens”

  101. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bros... I made this team as a joke but they're sweeping everything

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I trust you gave them the beast damage gloves?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I started off with the bear glove but then I realized I could put lion in back and nuke with a buffed ground slam

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Red Ramona sex

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She has a cloaca

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Your point?

  102. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just saying, Falsebound Kingdom had NG+

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, but it wasn't as fun as forbidden memories

  103. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Which Meteorite weapons did you pick?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gave the axe to Ren, a bow to a Shieldshooter and the spear to a Legionnaire

      Couldn't find much use for the others. Maybe a sword for a Vanguard but theyre very meh.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hmm, I was thinking about the sword to try salvage Lex lol

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sword could also be good for Amalia?

          No idea who you'd use the staff on. Alcina in postgame maybe.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Isn‘t Labrys strictly better for ren?

  104. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Mexico filters your team
    Alain's gone native.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Albion is so comfy

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Their taverns look like fricking palaces

        Sex with NPCs!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why did you put Sharon with the sand ‘people’

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Tusken Raiders don't have their own healer, and I just keep her around Alain for the cemetery grand tour.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >The Tusken Raiders don't have their own healer
          Primm

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They banished her from their desert for eating too much

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why are 3 out of the 5 characters in your supposed Hispanic unit white?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Magellan is in the pyromaniac team and the elves don't count

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          *Gloucester

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >mfw Dragonhold

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Cornia: France
        >Albion: England
        >Elheim: Elfland
        >Bastorias: Norway
        >Drakenhold: Germany and Syria

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Albion: England
          This bothers me. It has mediterranian climate, italian architecture and is totally supposed to be the papal states... but it's an island named after some old name for britain.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They just go off vibes

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            London is the true Third Rome, sorry but I don’t make the rules

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              oh no no no

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            How about one can take inspiration from different cultures and just clump them together?
            The laws of the universe don't stop one from doing any of these.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It’s not just the name Albion, the town names are clearly English inspired and the generic recruits have English names

            I don’t get why Bastorias is clearly Scandinavian but their recruits have Hispanic sounding names

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Drakenhold: Germany and Syria
          So current day germany?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Na, Drakenhold seems to have a functioning industry.

  105. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When using the mirror should I just focus the growth stats on whatever stats are A or S for that character and build their load out accordingly? Like make Alain nothing but a defensive protector?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, change them based on what a class's role is. Healers benefit from offense since heals scale based on magic attack

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Alain insta kills rows when he hits 30, just specc units to fit the way you're using them.
      I gave my Selvie a bunch of attack scaling because I think the Curse Kick is funny.

  106. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They will add ng+ in an update they probably ran out of money.

  107. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm so thankful for all the Yahna fanart

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not enough.
      Never enough.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This. She needs more

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >sian
          YOOOOOOOOOO

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Guess I'm not forgetting my vocab card for 悉く any time soon

  108. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Reject Travis at the altar and he pauses when leaving, looking genuinely upset

    Wow...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Travis is such a fricking homosexual. Even gayer than Auch who's just a bawd with a praise kink.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Auch isn't gay the man needs a mommy gf more than anyone in Fevrith

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Travis is a prostitute. He'll sleep with anyone that praises him.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Meant to say Auch.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Perhaps the same could be said of every PC that joins the army after talking to Alain for 15 seconds.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            At least he's not gay.

  109. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Get Amalia early
    >love her personality and design, ringed her asap
    >can't use her because she's too strong and also gains no exp (I crave character progression)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >she's too strong
      Definitely not

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        When you're level 22 yeah she is

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Her skills and attacks are mediocre, Hawkeye aside (no great attacks to use it on though). This is going to sound shitposty, but honestly a level 3 Gryphon Master merc adds more value to an already good team than Amalia.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Penetration + Hawkeye + Inspiration guarantees 4 dead enemies but she's super slow so she's more of a sweeper for regular non nuke teams

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Some teams are not set up in columns of 2. It's actually pretty common before 5-man squads. I really think you should use her while the going's good. It's hard to deny how outclassed she is once your units start getting their level 30 skills.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not saying she's on the same tier as Behringer, Yunifi, Rosalinde, Alain etc. but I really don't see how she's mediocre unless you think Breakers are mediocre cause I see them on the same level, really good sweeper with the added option of solid tanking against regular physical attack but weaker against magic

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Breakers have an uncoverable row attack. I don't see the similarity at all.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Imagine being this confidently moronic

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Amala is shit. Row attacks are way, way, way better than column attacks, and stats are almost irrelevant (not that hers are even especially good apart from p.atk). You can make her work to a degree, but a well supported Gladiator is literally better at sweeping than she is.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just use the equipment on her that gives AP/PP that has serious downsides (minus HP - not the minus initiative ones) cause she doesn't care as much as others do.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She's slow as shit anyway, lower initiative doesn't really hurt her

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I do try to increase her initiative. But she could work as a sweeper where all her AP comes into play at the end of battle similar to Bruno.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's super slow so enemy will take their turns first before her leaving your other units in danger before she eventually sweeps the enemy team so you still have to build a proper team to survive.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Also she wants to be on a team with Cursed Swamp, Rapid Order, Eye of the Warrior Princess in effect. Anything that slows enemy or buffs her own initiative is nice.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >shows up in the story
      >huge, intimidating lady, obviously the battle maniac type
      >kicks Leah's shit in effortlessly
      >defense mission starts, she's 10 levels above everything else, has incredible gear, and maxed ap/pp
      >send her out towards the forces near her, expecting her to cleave through everything up there
      >gets fricking annihilated by the first generic team she runs into because her team is poo
      Sure was something

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She is mediocre. Out of all the "tanks who can frick shit up" she's probably the worst one, with Alain and Ren having significantly more versatile skill sets.

  110. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'm looking at the ranking in the coliseum
    How come a lot of people have 0 player information on them?
    >0 win streak
    >same blank emblem
    >same default MC avatar

  111. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So what ending do you get when you do none of Elheim, Albion, or Drakenhold? Is it the same one you get if you 100% but choose to kill Galerius instead of exorcise him?
    I'm thinking of doing a limited/Bastorias run, as a challenge.

  112. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this what Anglo women really look like?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      30/10 in bongland

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Franco-Norman anglos yeah.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      to poos yes

  113. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is she so perfect?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Snout, paws, and tail

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Feisty, cute, sexy, tough and fluffy all in one

  114. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What were they thinking with elemental roar?
    >broken with sniper lens + gamblers coin
    >broken with tomes
    almost feels more broken than charge + cat hood teams

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      When you can wipe rows with a cat hood, a Viking's start of battle, and supposedly one of the worst classes in the game (Berserker), the standards are high. They were probably thinking if we don't give the elves this, then they'll be shit.

  115. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Flat.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Failure as a griffon rider. Failure as a woman.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But enough about Celeste

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Long hair
          >Big tid
          >Has a boyfriend
          She won.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Failure as a griffon rider.
        you wot m8

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Griffon rider power levels are directly proportional to breast size

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She only qualified, because all of her siblings were even worse. And the had to make SOMEONE a griffon rider, because it's tradition.

  116. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick do you use ochlys?

    Her buff for initiative and accuracy is fricking useless on her because she's already pretty speedy and accurate

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      evasion tank + counter belt at the start
      nimble fighter + dancers delight + keen call for midgame
      discharge + gilbert + angels plume for the endgame

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >discharge
        She doesn't even have a good attack to use this on

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Accelerate is almost intentionally useless; the idea behind featherswords is to build up as many buffs as possible and then use them to do a one time attack boost with discharge. So
      >accelerate for 2 buffs
      >an AP attack for one or two buffs
      >Ochlys goes first on second round, uses Discharge to attack at 100%-200% damage
      In practice, like with the faeries on the elves, this is really slow and is pretty inefficient, since it's 2 ap and 2 pp for the equivalent of 1-2 extra attacks. Iirc there are swords with multitarget attacks that might make it worth it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I haven't unlocked discharge yet so maybe that's it.

        Would buffs from others work with it as well? Like a powerful call or conferral? Hell maube chloe might be good if it works like I think it does. The other anon already mentioned Gilbert and that sounds like a good synergy.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, though I don't know whether discharge calculates based on the number of buffs to individual stats, or the number of individual effects causing buffs.

  117. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do I actively kill these frickers? I'm on TZ in Drakenhold and legions of these flying shitheads are destroying me at every turn.

    >Use archers
    >Gambler's coin buff + crit
    >Wyvern still alive, counters. Archer is now one shot
    >Use wizards
    >"Miss"
    >Use mages
    >"Miss"
    >Use swordmasters
    >10 damage into counter and insta-killed
    >Cavalry
    >lol
    >Use Virginia
    >Counter gets parried, leaves each fight at 80-60% hp
    >Dies after 3 encounters from mass legions of flying fricks

    Do these guys have no counters? What does the game expect you to do against 3 four man squads of these in a row?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nina + true strike

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nina does like 30-40 damage (Wyverns got about 58) and then gets countered for about half her hp.
        Also for the life of me I can't find any forms of truestrike that early that aren't witches.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fran & Yahna & Archers
      Gryphon & Ice Conferral -> Mystic Conferral Row Shot

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Promote Liza asap

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Stupid hair

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the ribbons she ties her hair with are gifts from alain

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Can't be because I never talked to her outside of her recruitment mission.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              All rapports are canon.
              Yes, Alain is a manprostitute.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >All rapports are canon.
                I'd hope not, that'd mean Liza is at the same time wearing Alain's ribbons and Aubin's necklace, pining for both of them at the same time.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Desert women are S.L.U.T.s

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you lying on the internet? After giving someone the ring, romantic rapports get a scene added to the end of them where it's revealed Alain was just daydreaming and then he goes "I better stay faithful!"

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She survives the wyverns well enough but she misses half her shots. Its rare she one rounds any wyvern units.

        >Wyvern still alive, counters. Archer is now one shot

        I remember one shot them with Rolph.

        A Hunter with appropriately buffed Dual Shot should be able to take out Wyverns easily. Cat hood them if you have to. You can also feed them miracle apples and get them to level 20 for Row Shot if it's really that bad. You can also freeze them with an ice-conferred Gryphon row sweep and then easily kill them with just about anyone.
        You can also recruit Celeste and Mandrin early for more true strikes and a Sniper.

        My Rolph is doing about 90% on a gambler's coin crit to them. Switching to single shot helps but then it takes 3 rounds and I end up losing more unit hp overall on the process (and still doesn't help Rolph not getting one shot on a counter).
        Really don't want to go to Elfheim first where they got Wyvern Masters and I can't handle regular wyverns.

        3 archers/arbalestiers behind Hodrick or Virginia. Chloe can replace one, since her javelin is also anti-air.

        Chloe may as well not exist because she misses 80% of her javelins even with spectacles on.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Are you underleveled? I don't remember having such a hard time in TZ.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Liza is not for Wyverns, Rolf and mages are

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Anon, feed Rolf some dews, they're cheap. Or you can buff him with a conferral instead, might do more damage, depending on the conferrer. Don't depend on crits with him either way, look at Inspiration as being functionally equivalent to Powerful Call right now.
          Just whatever you do, ensure the kill. Don't start the chapter until you see red bars across the map.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it genuinely sounds like it might be worth using a bunch of dews since a lot of what you're describing is coming down to stat diff

            Dews are cheating

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Well I don't need them. But for the anons getting their bussies carved out, it's a good failsafe.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Speaking of, are dews of illusion actually 1-2? They seem to only give 2's. And they should because if they gave 1's they'd never be worth purchasing over the separate ones

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's not how dews work. Dew of illusion is every other dew at once.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The description says grants 1-2 to every stat.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                illusion gives +2 to every stat, except certain stats, which get only +1. it's not randomized 1-2

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ahhh thanks for clarifying

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it genuinely sounds like it might be worth using a bunch of dews since a lot of what you're describing is coming down to stat diff

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Is TZ really that hard? You're getting me excited to get there hah.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not him but it only feels harder in early game. Once you get past a certain level range it just feels like expert but with less item rng cheesing

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            no unless the item use limit affects you, everything after rescuing Scarlett should feel similar

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I wouldn't say it's harder in any real way, but enemies have noticeably more HP. If you didn't learn how to hit stat thresholds in Expert, you might find yourself falling short of kills and taking more damage in TZ.
            Here's a tip: rapports give stat bonuses. All the classes that look like they'd be strong (Vikings, Gladiators, Sellswords) give the whole squad +3 strength at max rapport.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Wyvern still alive, counters. Archer is now one shot

      I remember one shot them with Rolph.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A Hunter with appropriately buffed Dual Shot should be able to take out Wyverns easily. Cat hood them if you have to. You can also feed them miracle apples and get them to level 20 for Row Shot if it's really that bad. You can also freeze them with an ice-conferred Gryphon row sweep and then easily kill them with just about anyone.
      You can also recruit Celeste and Mandrin early for more true strikes and a Sniper.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      3 archers/arbalestiers behind Hodrick or Virginia. Chloe can replace one, since her javelin is also anti-air.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      When will you people realise that the most optimal way to play this game is to have 3 strong units.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's not even like you CAN deploy much more than 3 units in TZ, at the start.
        I think the issue more that some anons don't prepare their squads properly at the start of a map. If you see Wyverns everywhere, make Wyvern cucking squads. If you're short on damage or levels for needed skills, there are like 10 ways to fix that.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, but...you can always go to ''camp'', the game is paused, change the party members, and deploy them on the battlefield. There really isn't any need to make a specific unit for specific type of enemy teams when the winning team (for the most parts) is 2 or 3 guys in the front tanking and archer / mage in the background.

          I say this as a person who beat TZ with 25 people (Alain and 24 recruits)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rolf + Hodrick covering him clears all fliers

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've been doing a TZ playthrough with single-class squads, and my hunter and swordfighter squads slaughtered them. In a pinch, the Chloe-squad usually did pretty well too. I'm surprised your swordfighters are doing so little damage; while they certainly struggle against wyverns (and most things, really) without support later in the game, early on I've always found that they do just fine.

  118. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  119. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm completely stumped on how to beat To Yield or To Resist from the neutral path. I'm especially having trouble with dealing with bears. Nothing I throw at them does any damage, to the point that there have been times I exhaust their stamina and they're still raring to fight.

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