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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’d give a cleric just the tip any time

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Finally done with the 1st playthrough
    Was surprised the plat trophy didn't need a TZ run but I'll do one anyway, I can't fricking get enough of this game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd honestly ring my generic elf fencer if I could.

      Also, I really hate how Sanatio was invited, good christ.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Seriously, I just met this man for 5 minutes and want to execute him beyond belief.
        I'll even give a pass to the furry child slavery guy, just FRICK THIS ANGEL TWINK b***h 110%
        At least most gays had the excuse of being mind controlled, this homosexual did all this shit of his own volition

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine how cucked Rosalinde feels when her sister wins the Alain bowl

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        All she had to do is hug Alain unprompted, instead of sleeping on him when he tries the read.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Honestly. I was pretty dead set on Rosalinde but Eltolinde's rapports were really fricking cute that I I swerved.
          I guess I was in the mood for a classic "rescued princess falls in love with her rescuer" type shtick.
          Plus she calls him Alain-sama

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            How do you ‘accidentally’ grab someone’s hand

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >cucked by sister or cucked by retainer
        Rosalinde... had a hard life...

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She has probably developed a fetish for it by now
          my first girlfriend used to complain somewhat frequently that her best friend stole her first boyfriend, and then later on in the relationship it became clear that she enjoyed being cucked

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            …H-How exactly did you realize that?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              She kept wanting me to make out with her friends, which I thought was some weird sort of shit test for like a solid year or two, but it eventually progressed to even more

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >that cropped pic
          She's pooping isn't she?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          source

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I would have thought Rosalinde would take over some of Eltolinde's duties in Elfheim while she's away in Cornia getting impregnated every night.
        I went through the in-game archives and was reminded how the Ring of the Maiden was passed down among the elves so it honestly feels like it's proper to marry one of the two elf sisters.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          God eltolinde is so cute. Sex with her must be absolutely magical

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are the guests always he same? Why the frick is Yunifi and Travis there? I guess everyone else is either a big friend to Alain or really important (Gilbert, Virginia, Sanatio).

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'll be honest, Jerome joins WAY too fricking late for me to even have many thoughts about him. He looks silly too.

        Travis is there because he's the Liberation Front's spymaster and OG member. Yunifi is there because we don't allow animals in the throne room.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          We should've gotten Lotti instead 2bh

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Honestly, yeah. Having a 2nd Sergeant is better than a 4th Great Knight.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You can easily get Jerome just before Bastoria, alongside a couple of angel generics.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Was surprised the plat trophy didn't need a TZ run
      I thought this was a switch exclusive?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If this game had more REALISM and DARKNESS, a Zenoirean survivor would nuke the whole palace during this scene if you didn't 100% every encounter.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Its mentioned in the archive entries that Clive and Hodrick went around rounding up any surviving Zenoirans in the capital

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Some Ogre Tactics shit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Queen and new King of cornia

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The Queen and new King of cornia

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          At this point, I know you're just shitposting to get gays angry.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          S-Surely you aren't going to marry a dog/fox/whatever, are you?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I want to kiss Dinahs forehead in public

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >spoiler
            disgusting

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            this but fluffing her tail

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous
              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Imagine doing this in front of the entire royal court

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What would Josef think

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Please spoonfeed your good squads. I'm in Albion and the only team I have that I can truly rely on is Alain's posse.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Veggie Meme Squad.
      It just works.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Albion
      any squad that has an archer with a lantern will be good.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Five Chloes.

      How do you ‘accidentally’ grab someone’s hand

      She was trying to grab something else and missed.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      followed some players in previous threads.
      Put them in story groups.
      Aubin, liza, glouster, magellin, and the team was pretty coin flip until you throw a dedicated healer in the mix, then they stomp.

      Veggie pals

      The Veggie Meme Squad.
      It just works.

      anything with gilbert kinda ends up slapping, like i have lex, rosalinde, generic sainted knight as a pseudo tank/support, Nina.

      Tricorn unite. Ren, travis, bruno, tatiana and selvie as supports

      Yunifi's yiffers, if you managed to do the one and got pooh and tigger, they are good units to support yunifi, morard, and ramona. (currently a bit coin flippy with lack of consistant healing support, but support arrows help and good finisher units when you don't want to waste stamina on good units.)

      Spam the beastoria lvl 26 ghost till you get enough expert books to get people up to 30's at least.

      Hope that helps some.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This with proper orders and a bit of item managing against fliers will solo the entire game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gammel squad hard carried by Gammel and his knife that gives him blind immunity so he can blind angels before they blind anyone else.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >parole officer Celeste and her convicts

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      One of my favorites to use in Albion. Gryphons stun with Scarlett's ground tome (and they both get pursuit) and Hilda also stuns with the lighting trident.
      Initiative and ACC gets fixed by pic related and Scarlett gets her Albion weapon because it mops up things with innocence ray.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        criminal that you don't get the flyer and armor banners until halfway into albion.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What banners?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Pic related, and there's another one for armored units in another town.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >armored units
              for flying units*

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Do all unit types have something like this? Do we have an item glossary for this game even?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Do all unit types have something like this?
                just the 2
                >Do we have an item glossary for this game even?
                nope

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >item glossary
                Buy the official guide please gaijin san

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Battleline Standard (armored
                Wingline Standard (flying)
                Elite Standard (# of enemies minus yours)

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no (F) next to the Cleric
    Uh, bros?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There are no male variants of clerics in this game, besides Featherstaffs.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This isn't like the tactics ogre psp remake where literally every class besides unique ones had male and female variants. This is more akin to the original version where there was no such thing as a Rune Fencer because only women could be valkyries.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Lex goes off to have his own adventure

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he wants to frick the cute npcs over the world like Josef

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      plot hook for the expansion I'm sure

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm so glad Renault found redemption.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I RIDE FOR THE PEOPLE OF CORNIA
      Renault was one of my favorite characters.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Loved that rapport where he meets a zenoiran soldier who he doesn’t remember teaching

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I do like how the game reinforces that these two get along well. Auch is the self-centered autist who means well but won't ever shut the frick up while Rolf is a good listener because he doesn't say much.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      man that fat lucky bastard gets to mating press that cute girl every night

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He has Majima's voice, he was going to land someone eventually.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was surprised to learn that he decides to frick off and just pursue learning more magic but just separate from the crew entirely though.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Unicorn Overlord 2
      >takes place in Nipjapland
      >Auch shows up as a surprise twist recruit in the last quarter
      >reveals main girl is is hapa daughter

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >daughter also has daddy issues
        The cycle must continue.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >nipland
        God, no... just leave it pure fantasy, they already have nip fantasy games already in one of their other games

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What game is this?
          I need big oni women in my life

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Muramasa, also from Vanillaware. That picrel is from the Vita version's DLC story.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I'll look into it
              I shouldve never sold that pstv

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fund it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nippon UO should be reverse, you are the shogun trying to take over the land.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He probably got himself killed in some ruins somewhere where no one could find him.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Also, Amalia finds someone else.

      Where the frick do you get these? I finished the game and didn't get an epilogue for every character.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Also, Amalia finds someone else.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gammel you absolute frick, let Mandrin be your brother already.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I bet he doesn't actually have a sister, and is just putting on a wig or something to trick Mandrin and Celeste.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I mean have you seen how creepy Mandrin is in his rapports with Gammel? You don't call something Gammel II while Gammel I is still alive.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Kid was bullied and lived this close to death for his entire childhood, we're lucky that's as far as his weirdness goes. At least he's not Auch 2.0.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Gammel 1 was thrown into the sea though.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was a bit disappointed that Gammel and Mandrin stopped hanging out with Celeste in their epilogue.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bros... why can't we bang the generic hires... I made a pink hair shaman and she looks so sexo....

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I find it hilarious how most witch generics you can recruit all look like Yahna because it's just them trying to be like her.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >keeps her youthful appearance until she dies
      Alain is so lucky

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >inspires an entire generation of girls to grow up and tondress like women of ill repute
      Why sis she do it?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's kinda sad.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I do wonder what Ochyls ends up doing if you decide to marry Sharon though.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Chibi style games are closet pedo congregation. They use this media to distribute their content

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hilarious how Tatiana is the one that sticks around among the clerics.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Royal physician, daily penis inspections.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hate I had to lose her because I am not letting her friends fricking torture people for some "Cure"

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The torture already happened.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So which party member is going to inevitably fall into
    >I want all of us to be together again
    And inadvertently causes another global catastrophe to get everyone together like the good ol days. That eternal war.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Scarlett

      So does giving the ring to male party members actually result in some gay dual king monarchy or is it just "And so...Alain chose to be a weirdo, but his bro appreciated the magic ring"?

      The latter.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So does giving the ring to male party members actually result in some gay dual king monarchy or is it just "And so...Alain chose to be a weirdo, but his bro appreciated the magic ring"?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The latter, though Travis is kinda gay about the whole thing

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I always thought Travis was the closest you get to the gay ending.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Scarlett
        [...]
        The latter.

        So then...does Alain still sperg out when doing Rapport 3s with female characters? If you give the ring to one he's like "no no the unicorn would never approve this was all just a dream" but if he doesn't actually gay marry, does it still do that?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I really don't know how they did it. Short hair + pigtail isn't a winning combination for me but Meslidanre was still pretty endearing in a game filled with plenty other cute girls.

          3rd Rapports with dudes are still mostly around the levels of oaths of brotherhood and loyalty.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah but if you ring a guy, do your female lvl 3 rapports still become a dream?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I haven't tried it honestly.

              [...]
              Where the frick do you get these? I finished the game and didn't get an epilogue for every character.

              Did you do the true ending?

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Look at these two goobers all alone in the corner.
    Sanatio rightfully doesn't deserve any other company.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate everything about Scarlett. From her voice, to the way she stands, to her personality.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'v scoured the urn for Chloes, your Highness.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >play eng dub Chloe
    >I am at your side, Alain. Leave it to me. Heh! Take notes, Lex! I won't fail you, my prince... Moving out...

    >meanwhile JP dub CHLOE
    >UGUUU ARAIIN! REXUUU!! , JYO JYO tbh, YOSH YOSH! HEHE HAAAAII, SUGOI tbh HEHE XD! UWAAAHH! KAWAII! UWAH UWAH UWAH! JYOJYO tbhU >_<

    ...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What characters mention other characters in their level ups?
      Chloe and Lex do.
      Ochlys and Sharon do.
      Adel and Monica both mention Clive.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Monica mentions Clive
        monicabros, it is so fricking over

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Liza and Magellan shittalk each other kinda like Chloe and Lex.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think anyone says anything about each other in JP

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All I know about Umerus is that she likes making gardens. The only angel I really used was Raenys for that blind.
    And that fricking voice

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >And that fricking voice
      Raenys has the cutest british voice. Her jp voice is a bit... i don't know. It just isn't as cute

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I like Yumi Hara's voice.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Raenys and Ochlys rapport is pretty funny.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        All of Ochlys' rapports are 10/10.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Game starts out being really fun but eventually gets extremely bogged down with too many characters and class types, too many pieces of equipment, and skills which you need to make sure are correctly coded. Unnecessary complexity, especially considering that the game doesn't have a difficulty deserving of learning or studying all those elements.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Unnecessary complexity
      That's the fun of it.
      It is regrettable that the game isn't more challenging but making things work to the best possible degree is the appeal.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I get it, I really do. I can pretty much ignore most skills on equipment but I hate how tactics were implemented. Those should have been auto coded, it's not fun coding when you're so heavily restricted. On top of that, the game/translation does not do a good job at phrasing how tactics might work, such as "an ally" actually being "another ally" instead. I wanted to equip skills that buff the user but cannot, and I do not want to adjust another character just to work with the intended character, then adjust them again when said character isn't in the squad anymore.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why don't you just cavstack then? I don't understand this complaint whenever it comes up. Game is not forcing you to be creative or invested in it, if being lame sounds more appealing.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    which generic girls wear panties, and which don't? I need to know this

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You know, despite the entire bad guy plot being mind control... just entering Angel land, there is a really big lack of mind controlled enemies... like seriously...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Albion was like one of two places where the head of state was "alive" to be controlled but keeping a dead body animated was apparently easier.
      I guess Baltro thought giving a Zenoiran soul the body of a lithe elf girl was better than some old dude.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s not as necessary when you have a willing quisling I suppose

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bestrals were also immune to the possession bullshit due to being incompatible.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There aren't a lot of mind controlled enemies really.
      Hodrick
      Renault
      Bruno
      Magellan
      Glouscter
      Etolinde
      Railanor
      Most everyone else bent the knee either willingly or begrudgingly. Of course, a lot of the generic enemy leaders could have been mind controlled and you never get the chance to cure them.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think your list and the enemies in the final mission are the only possessed characters in the game.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why the frick did Baltro waste a possession crystal on Bruno and Magellan?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          maybe to cause problems so the local towns will go for zenorians for protection

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe Baltro wasn't that strong back then and couldn't summon that many skeletons. Better to control strong leaders than to kill them.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Perhaps they were early test.
          Bruno i can kind of see because of his connection with Ren and wrecking havoc on the country side to bring it to the point destabilization
          Magellan 'somewhat' similar, especially in the sense that no one really gives a damn about a bunch of sand people robbing each other. They were tusken raiders before, and then they were just slightly MORE tusken raider-y.
          also this

          maybe to cause problems so the local towns will go for zenorians for protection

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          One of the Zenoiran spirits was a really picky baragay and the other wanted to larp a gangwar

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Charles VS Frank

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >One of the Zenoiran spirits was a really picky baragay
            >No? How dare you refuse, this is one of the most powerful and influential local lords in the region, there's scant better hosts for your soul to inhabit.
            >What do you mean the fool isn't "buff enough"?
            >I swear times like this i'm glad the Unicorn smited all you reprobates....

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >it’s another Zenoira soul demands to posses a busty dark elf episode
              I’m too old for this shit

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          but muh conflict dump

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Scarlett getting prison fricked by possessed Renault
    >Melisandre eye-fricking Aramis
    >Rosalinde mentally fricking Megellan
    >Virginia actually fricking Gilbert
    >Primm genuinely wanting to breed with Aramis
    >Yahna was the court wiener-gobbler like Alcina before her
    >Monica was bred by Clive who still actively pursues her
    >Eltolinde was fricking Zenoiran KVNGS whilst she was mind controlled
    >Lisa is the desert cum rag
    >Dinah fricks dogs
    >Yunifi fricks bears AND dogs
    >the cute bunny girl merchant gets fricked by human men
    >Raeyns, Umerus and Ochlys are all YURI'd
    >Tatiana jerk offs to the thoughts of Ghislain
    >Leah is drakenhold-sexual

    Bros... Where have all the good women gone...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry, bro.
      I married her.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >where have all the good women gone
      bro... your generic gryphon rider?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Your Nina bro?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You know he's just going to bring up Bryce

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Damn you called it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Damn we got a real Nostradamus here, what’s the next winning lotto number bro?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can you stop thinking about sex?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Selkie is safe
      whew!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the cute bunny girl merchant gets fricked by human men
      it is so over

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Gloucester
    >Lhinalagos
    >both voiced by MtF trannies
    All I wanted to know was who voiced Raenys...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks for giving me more reasons not to use the english.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shouldn't they be voicing women then?

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    same-cuckposting-gay

    get help

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are we replying to the vtuber-poster homie? Is it SEA-cuck hrs already?

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry, Unicorn-sama...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >picture taken moments before disaster
      good bye alain

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If he didn’t want to get molested then he shouldn’t be going around dressed like a bawd

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw you realize the elves were trying to destroy your kingdom in the most efficient way possible

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Marry hags!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I did

      this is my goty

      Same. I have hopes for Space Marine 2 but this scratched a far bigger itch

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why would Alain marry a woman who commits premaritial handholding and hugging?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Because it was with him.

          Aside from the Trinity Rain meme shit, what are your priority buys with divine shards and colosseum coins? Especially the former because they are much more limited.

          Cat hoods

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Cat hoods
            That falls under Trinity rain meme shit, because charge skills are no good without cat hood.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Charge skills are fine without cat hood, and cat hood also turns "normal" row attacks into instant fight enders.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry hag lover, Cornian princes are MADE for Bruno.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        troony-lation gay doko

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >witch makes herself look younger
      I hate it. I want a REAL hag.

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where is the carving journal in Bastorias? Finished the zone but never found it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's at the very end iirc right beneath the port town by the westernmost shore

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks. I'm moronic and thought I already checked that church.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this is my goty

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Amalia
    I need you, BAD

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >this scares the childhood friend and thirsty ho

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Blasphemous fool.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Blasphemous toot

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I will always give her the ring. Best girl.

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Cucktard headcanons
    Go back to your shitty FE thread

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How can other girls even compete? She even has Yahna's sexo outfit.

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I really can't understand elfgays, they are ELVES. They have literally met thousands of men like Alain in their long lifespans. Their PRETEND care for you is an ACT. THEY DON'T CARE! THEY JUST WANT POWER! ROSALINDE EVEN JOKES THAT SHE'S TO BECOME THE LONG LASTING QUEEN OF CORNIA IN HER CONFESSION SCENE! ARE YOU THAT WEAK! ARE YOU SO FRAIL-MINDED, YOU'LL JUST SUCCUMB TO SOME CHOCO ELF PUSSY!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Worth it.

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Aside from the Trinity Rain meme shit, what are your priority buys with divine shards and colosseum coins? Especially the former because they are much more limited.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm generally more interested in cheap stuff like dews and medallions than any of the more expensive items.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Those are the safe options where you get immediate and guaranteed return, but I was more curious about the more offbeat skill items and what they are good for.

        Having had the weaker versions, I know that the upgraded wyvern reins are pretty handy on fliers. The cavalry ones are totally useless, have yet to find a cav unit that isn't better off guarding or pursuing.

        I'm wondering if purifier staff or gran baris are any good.

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Northern elves come up with the idea to turn into colossal beasts to defeat Zenoira
    >become this instead

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A cat is fine too

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Obviously meant to be spies.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yahna…

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How long before Eltolinde goes crazy from watching Alain die of old age and goes full Alcina?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My headcanon is that the ring will bind their lifespan or some shit and that will be revealed later on when Alain somehow looks as young as he was at 17 when he's like 50.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That sounds like some shit a light novel would pull randomly.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I could see this happen with Yahna, actually. The sad thing is she says that after her last rejuvenation spell, she probably won't be able to do it again, once she grows old this time, that's it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It'll just be an entire cellar filled with effigies of Alain made out of mushrooms

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yunifi my love

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You wouldn't love an orphan, would you?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Her girl friend is better.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like blushing clerics.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A holy woman should make a horny face like that

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It almost looks like she's biting her lip, that's hot.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Palevian Orthodoxy says nothing about chastity.
        Hell, even the Pontifex has a child.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >White, air vents, red lazy eyes
      How could I resist!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's tempting me.

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any Franbros?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, sorry.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      u called?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        dream big Fran, Celeste can teach you

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Alain loves possessive plump women.

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lucky Alain, got an elven bimbo, a twink and a dommy mommy alongside him
    Also longer game than excepted, I'm almost 35h in and I'm still in Elheim

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The utter amount of tents in the overworld definitely makes me think there were supposed to be more planning and group scenes between the characters than just rapports.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Ochlys is a secret horse girl
      Not like this, Ochlys bros...

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >AND LEX...
    >HE'S JUST HERE TO BRIGHTEN EVERYONE'S DAY!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He is the mascot.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Chloe handles Alain's personal affairs
      Like his morning wood.

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    UO sequel should just be a war of succession between all of Alain and Yunifi's offspring.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yunifi is quite literally for Morard. I'm surprised anyone even goes for her when you have Scarlett, Virginia and the elves.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They are siblings

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not by blood. And he was a grown man when he was race swapped with her.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >commander who literally betrayed his nation for her
          >sibling
          Lol

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            She was a child when he was an adult

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              literally never stops any e-girlgays in the history of ever.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Yunifi is quite literally for Morard.
        u stupid

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Man you cuckgays are fricking weird

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nah, Morard fricks with other lioness if you gave him the ring. He doesn't need to frick yunifi to continue the lion(?) bloodline

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >has memories of being human
          >still fricks lioness pussy
          Based

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Platonic as hell, brother/sister rapport
        >Made for each other
        Bait used to be believable.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is there a reasom you mentioned Virginia when she's the only potential maiden who gets with someone else?

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is this worth playing? how well does it run on yuzu/ryujinx?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes
      Fine
      Buy the game you dumb bunny poster.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i would but vanillaware wont release it on pc

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like how the Gran Corine provisioner is the little girl.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Capitalism, ho!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      IRASHAIMASEE

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Her ear weirds me out.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Her ear is fine. Hair has volume, you know?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What would her ring scene be like

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >it's so big!
        >it won't fit!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'd ring her scene if you know what I mean

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn’t ring an npc…HOWEVER

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I know these threads are dying but do the FE-shippers have nothing to do?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The fe posters are by far the worst

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The threads seem fine.
      The OPs on the other hands are mostly gone.

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Morard used to be smaller as a human
    >not a gladiator who upgraded to a werelion

    immersion ruined...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wait, there's image of Morard as a human?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        first Yunifi Morard rapport talks about him being clumsy and sitting on chairs too small for his current size

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what did Ramona looked like as a human?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She likely never was a snow elf.

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I got burnt out bros

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Alain gets a lady-in-waiting with Chloe and a court sorceress with Yahna on top of whoever he rings
    What the frick bros how do I be like him

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yahna is queen though

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      First have an ancestor directly chosen by the Unicorn

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Help, I just finished the last Albion mission on my TZ run, I don't want it end

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Plap

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Looks at her go!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine her doing that to Alain’s spear

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Man every time I see the Sergeant and Nina/Kitra's promoted uniforms I wish they'd gone all in on the 17th century aesthetic. Collars over breastplates are my fricking jam.

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kino

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Great rapport

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      More romantic rapports need art.
      Especially ones at night.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't care if its a cope, they end up together in her ending. Their second rapport is one of the best of the game, them making her not become queen is such a bizzare decision.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She becomes the royal physician. She's guaranteed to be popping a few mini-Alains a few years afterwards.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The common people would never accept a self-proclaimed n*cromancer as queen

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The commoners can go pound sand

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Well, if it's fine if the king does it, I don't think the peasantry will mind very much.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The common people accepted a forest dog, why wouldn't they accept a tired looking emo girl on there?

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do foxes sniff and lick everything on the street like dogs?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They bite (steal) stuff and piss everywhere. Foxes are notoriously hard to house train.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw Dinah pissed on the carpet for the 3rd time today

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          dont give those artist ideas

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any way of getting this to run on PC or am I just shit out of luck?

    I guess a switch emu?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      correct

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Buy the game, moron.
      Ryujinx works fine.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        correct

        both yuzu and ryujinx work fine

        Alright, sick. Thanks lads

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      both yuzu and ryujinx work fine

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I bought a 2nd copy (discounted) to make up for that one nonbuyer.

    I'm so cool...

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Left or Right?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Both.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        SHUT UP INFIDEL
        UNICORN BLAST

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Unicron-sama, it's just consensual licking. Both elves agreed to it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Handholding somehow felt more romantic than falling asleep on another's shoulder.

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who should I pair Alain up with?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you mean gameplay wise or marriage wise

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Both. I have a thing for witch women, but that's my bias, not Alain's.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Alain will become so overpowered it doesnt matter gameplay wise.
          Just dickpick a harem for him.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I put my 3 wives Chloe, Yahna, and Dinah on his team

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Leah, Melisandre or Yunifi would be my picks.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dihna or yahna

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Cornians
      Chloe
      Yahna
      Nina
      Melisandre
      Fran
      Miriam
      Virginia
      Sharon
      Tatiana
      >Drakenhold
      Primm
      Liza
      >Elfheim
      Eltolinde
      Rosalinde
      Ridiel
      Railanor
      >Bastorias
      Yunifi
      >Albion
      Raenys (but don't do this)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        where Scarlett

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I've come to realize that I don't really like her as much as the others. Fine but not in the running for me.

          where Leah

          Same deal. For her I just ran out of swords to hand out to even use her and I prefer the other two swordmasters.

          where dinah

          lmao

          Where Ochlys?

          I'll use her more in my TZ run but I just think Sharon is cuter between the two. Plus she won't leave my guy Mandrin alone.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >but I just think Sharon is cuter between the two
            That is... an acceptable answer

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        where Leah

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        where dinah

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          at a diner

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Skipped.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Where Ochlys?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Miriam.

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >big tit brown elf has no 2nd rapport dialogue
    I will still marry her.

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >playing TZ
    >almost cleared out Cornia
    >realize that for the Norbelle ending I will have to do the final mission with basically just what I have at the moment and a few extra levels
    what the hell I don't feel ready at all
    Any tips?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can you reach B renown in Cornia?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You can probably just station every possible town with generics and other units, repeat the shit out of the final sigil quest, and farm renown that way.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Does that raise renown? I thought that just gave you honors

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What if Baltro just wanted to be loved

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All Baltro want is to summon succubus (male).

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wtf Baltro's just like me?!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Baltor is gay

        No wonder the unicorn smote him

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You could make the case for Galerius since he legitimately wanted to save his people but Baltro just wanted to eat souls

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Baltro was in love with the Unicorn

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would you?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ngl, Gerard was born a century too early. Yahna is hotter, sorry not sorry.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely would. Gerard had good taste.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If only I could, she deserved better
      God smite me now and reincarnate me into UO's world so I can save her

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone know anywhere with the Japanese epilogues? Wanted to compare a few.

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >all this cool gear
    >end up slapping a carnelian pendant in every slot anyway
    wish we just got dedicated equipment slots for pendants to open up actually using the other stuff

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Carn pendants aren't actually that great on attackers. Usually you want to attack once and make it count, or twice with a cat hood (which automatically alleviates AP shortfall somewhat). It's way better to have self-buffing gear equipped unless it absolutely can't be avoided.
      Now Lapis pendants are another story...support units each through PP fast so you usually need to waste a slot on some kind of +PP gear.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I fail to see how that's true unless the accessory im swapping the carn pendant for gives me more damage than the extra attack I would get out of it

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Most of the time you want to murder the enemy squad before they move.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What the other anon said. It's not that you deal more damage in a hypothetical drawn out fight, it's that you deal enough in a short decisive one. You can finish fights in 1 or 2 actions (AP) pretty consistently by midgame. AP cost isn't too demanding, whereas PP cost will likely be used to buff those 2 actions at minimum, start of battle, maybe end of battle, etc.

  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How come nobody ever talks about the pretty owl lady?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >old
      >non romantic
      >a fricking owl
      Take your pick.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because she's not really a romantic candidate who sticks with you at the end.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because like sylvie, there are much better girls

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did you actually play the game or have you only seen fanart of her?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Berengaria gays don’t let a shitty ending stop them from liking her

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ren was significantly more popular early on.
          The ending IS a deal breaker for many.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the furartgays got distracted with palworld, and are now grifting off of that new chinese roguelike game. Maybe that undertale game since i see daily threads of that
      their ADHD minds go from one place to another so they abandoned her quick
      On top of the fact that bastoria is like hours into a game and they would have to '''''''torture'''''' themselves with interacting with humans and elves instead?
      yeah Vanillaware hard filtered them.

      Did you actually play the game or have you only seen fanart of her?

      most furgays only do that. It's why the 3-4 that remains keep on cycling the same 3 ingame shots

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        peak projecting post

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          peak coping post

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            do you have any citations to back up your claims

  74. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How does Alain not impregnate her then and there.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frick, forgot the image

      • 2 weeks ago
        aceman
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You just know what happened once the night of Alain's coronation arrived. But I get it, I would've honestly plapped her asap.

  75. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love my cousinwife

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She is not your cousinwife, she is ALAIN'S cousinwife. You will never be him. Get it through your thick skull, buddy.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        but I'm literally him

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Show me your pits, homie.

  76. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My wife Dinah

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      a loyal bikini girl

  77. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So what, he likes them because they're all girls? This is why incels were always right

  78. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just beat Battle for Barbatime and unlocked warriors, so still pretty early.

    Do you guys have any broad advice for putting together units?
    Three of my four teams perform well but one with my griffon or whatever i just cannot figure out what to do with

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      At begining don't worry too much about sinergies, just be aware of units weaknesses and strengths.
      Warriors can't take much damage, they don't block either, keep em in the back. Flyers are really good frontliners specially at the beginning, only bowmen and fencers can reliably hit them, same with thieves. I put my griffon rider next to Ochlys and they demolished everything on their path. They were quick and hard to hit, if the enemy even managed to attack.

  79. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not a Berengaria fan, hag / fat ass enjoyer myself (married Yahna in Expert and Yunifi in TZ) but is her ending really that controversial?

    It more or less seems like a comic relief ending. Japanese ending is supposed to be better but we haven't see any confirmation yet

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Japanese ending is supposed to be better but we haven't see any confirmation yet
      for how much it gets brought up you'd think someone would already TL it, if anything it just feels like only shitposters are using it as a means to throw shit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Japanese ending is supposed to be better but we haven't see any confirmation yet
      for how much it gets brought up you'd think someone would already TL it, if anything it just feels like only shitposters are using it as a means to throw shit

      It has been translated. And shared here a couple of times already. It's basically the same, a bit more positive, but what actually happens is exactly the same. She reforms the Tricorns and, everytime they sortie out, Alain sees them off with a smile.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I see, even then her english ending is totally fine. It's not like they outright divorced. Moreso endearingly funny with how Ren acts most of the time imo.

  80. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  81. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No thoughts, only Veggie!

  82. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the tricorns suck anyway, no wonder they disbanded if after years of fighting they never got past level 5 and Berengaria needed power armor to carry her

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lex and Alain spent an entire decade training and were still level 1.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No they spend a decade banging swords. Alain only started gaining levels once he was chasing Scarlett.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >levelling requires sex
          >characters acquire exp after defeating an opponent
          I thought we were done with cuckposting.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            DD2 failed so cuckposting will remain as those stooges can't invade the other threads anymore.

  83. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Damn, the Travis/Alain rapports and ending are kinda gay, aren't they?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What else did you expect from a literature nerd?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How gay is Ganker? I don't browse there.

  84. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    jojo des

  85. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Dinah watching as the snowpetals she convinces to defect at Gran Corrine kill themselves in the minefields like afghan children

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wtf
      i love Dinah now

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They don't jump too good.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The ai in this game ain't exactly the greatest...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I realized that was gonna happen immediately and heavy swinged the mines

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        god they really are dogs, you have to keep them on a leash in order to save them from their own moronation
        and gays want to put one of the throne

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >hermann comes in with a fricking army and starts slaughtering them
      >teleport over there before they all die and talk to them
      >luckily had a person who could swing the mines when they showed up but one dies from a left over one i didn't hit anyway
      >one manages to make it to the dark marquess and dies immediately
      snowpetals aren't a very threatening name and they went out just as fast as they melt.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Dinah finally warms up to humans
        >has to watch some drakenhold nigs slaughter her friends

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Desert trash aren’t even people, let alone human

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Desert women belong to Cornian men.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              cute and canon

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Queen Dinah will find the solution to the Drakenstani problem

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              segregation

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >all thiefs and bandits
            just nuke drakenhold already

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        is there even a single moment where the friendly ai doesn't frick up, hermans squad straight up killed themselves by walking straight into the fire in that map when i played it

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The elheim mission with the chuuni dark elf, his squad wasn't fricking suicidal and actually ran in your direction while still being capable enough to survive multiple enemy encounters.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hermann did well for me and cleaned up the entire area except the minefield + marquess

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >We couldn't have defeated Galerius without your help Hermann, but it is a shame you had to kill those mind-controlled bestrals
        >Defeating Galerius?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >moving to talk to the furries
      >Hermann rolls in and slaughters all of them

  86. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Liza is a fake desert woman, where is the hottie tan belly dancer

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She was cut from the game during development.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >She was cut from the game during development

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          But wait, there's more!

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >claw weapons
            this is literally all I want in my games

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But wait, there's more!

        God fricking dammit

  87. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IT'S GOING TO BE DLC, TRUST THE PROCESS BROS. THEY'LL COME WITH NEW RING SCENES TOO

  88. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Hilda keeps ending up in sloppy leftover units because wyvern riders are cool but not really good at anything but being kind of annoying to go up against

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No? Wyvern Riders are fine?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I know they're generically good but I can never think of something I'd want a wyvern for over anyone else.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I had this exact thought the other day. They feel so...ordinary in their goodness. Like there's classes that are theoretically shitty e.g. Berserker, but if you build around them they're monstrous.
          I guess Roar is their blue chip move, and even that is just a bizarro version of Rapid Order, which 2 other units have.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They feel like a unit designed as an enemy first, because they're defensively obnoxious in a way that's not useful or effective enough to accomplish much in the player's hands.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      stack fire breath

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bro? They're the tanks for your fire stack squad. You put them in front of your wizards and doom knights.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tank that can frick up horses
      >since she flies she can make all attacks ranged, useful for the silver trident for backline stuns or pursuit/counter belt
      She was pretty useful in my Ren team since she could use the stuns and helped with the tanking

  89. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >2nd most popular romance video
    Fox frickers won

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      More like no one did her relationship so they have to watch it on youtube.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This.
        Furgays don't play games.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          last i checked i beat the game and did everything there was to do around the world map

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This.
        Furgays don't play games.

        oh that's a fricking cope

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Touché.

  90. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So why did Baltro need Zenoiran souls exactly? Couldn't he have just gained power by using souls of the probably hundreds of thousands he killed with his plague?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They went to the afterlife. Zenoirans are trapped in the beyond. A realm between earth and heaven

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      By pissing off the Unicorn zenoirans reserved a special place in limbo for themselves. Other people just go to heaven, Zenoirans condemned themselves to an eternity as ghosts until Alain gave them the mercy they needed.

  91. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >about to be done with elheim, just reached the lvl 22 necromancer mision with the thorny fields, wienerslapping every enemy encounter
    >smugly try to take a peek at bastorias beating the drakenhelm mission that lets you fleet a ship there because of course I would, I'm doing so good
    >obliterate the puny enemy squads defending the city
    >mysquadsaredoinggood.mp3
    >go to bastorias
    >imonaboat
    >get there
    >watch a bunch of cutscenes
    >i literally can't quick kill anything, 7/10 of my squads are getting raped by every single enemy encounter
    turns out I'm 45 hours in and I still have no fricking clue how to play this game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      common issue, you WILL get your shit slapped in bastorias until you buy more gear from bastorias

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's fricking insane how I'm literally 500-0ing enemy squads and those same squads are getting their shit pushed in over there
        so it's the equipment huh
        I was thinking it was the enemy types or the fact that all the formations are 5 enemies while I only have one five-man army.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's not the equipment, that guy is coping about his poor teambuilding

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Then my team building is just as shit kek
            When I get there (organically after being done with elheim) and see the enemy weaknesses I'll readjust.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Skill issue.
        You can clear Bastorias with Drakenhold gear.
        You don't need steel weapons.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >steel weapons
          nah, your tanks will need bastorias shields to weather the train the foxes run on you

          i don't get how so many people are having trouble with bastorias, it was nowhere near as hard as people make it up to be unless you go there right after drakenhold

          when I went to bastorias I had like 4 effective teams, the rest couldn't keep up with the sheer damage upfront and needed shields. you're saying you had 10 good squads ready by bastorias?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >your tanks will need bastorias shields
            Once again, skill issue.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              then tell me your setup, if you're so skillful. and don't tell me it's just manipulating initiative and charge cheese

              >10
              you don't need 10 squads to begin with. at the most just stick to 5-6 squads

              well I had 10 good squads coming out of ellheim, and 4-6 of them were almost immediately invalidated in the later levels at night

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >well I had 10 good squads coming out of ellheim
                You didn't. You had 10 squads stretched thin with poor equipment.

                >then tell me your setup
                Just use carnat gear, lmao.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >You didn't. You had 10 squads stretched thin with poor equipment.
                but all 10 worked on my machine in elheim. how's carnat equip supposed to raise your tank's defenses against foxes?

                >your tanks will need bastorias shield
                kek no you don't
                Only being super underleveled, or not understanding the game's mechanics could get you in trouble in Bastorias.

                I dunno I came in before lvl 25 and was having trouble with them until late 20s. but I still haven't gotten a proper answer on how else you build a tank to survive the foxes?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, what are you putting on (You)r front row?
                That's not a trick question. I think you might need a crash course on what can actually tank in this game.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >(You)r front row?
                cavs, legions, thieves, wyverns and swordmasters as off tanks.
                all the non dodgers die unless you deliberately outspeed the fox frickers without proper shield equips

                Hodrick with a parrying amulet.

                you don't get that until late bastorias, the convo started with needing bastorias gear to do well in bastorias

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Cavs aren't that good against foxes. Use Unwavering Spears. Don't let the 13 base power scare you away.
                I don't know how you can frick up dodge tankers though. Also, my Vanguards were doing fine against foxes with carnat tier gear. They needed healing, obviously.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Hodrick with a parrying amulet.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                my bad I misread as parrying shield but he can't equip it anyway kek, but it does nothing against passive seals the foxes do

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Elheim is a joke of a region, so many fights are frontliner """evasion tank""" elven fencers that die to a sneeze and have less evasion than Scarlett and then they team up with Elf Archers which have only shitty skills at that level range

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >how else you build a tank to survive the foxes?
                Nothing too crazy, Alain, Veggie, Hoplites in general. Do foxes have truestrike? I don't remember that actually. If they don't you could use fliers. Their attacks are melee, right? Swordmasters then, if they don't have true strike, of course.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Cavs aren't that good against foxes. Use Unwavering Spears. Don't let the 13 base power scare you away.
                I don't know how you can frick up dodge tankers though. Also, my Vanguards were doing fine against foxes with carnat tier gear. They needed healing, obviously.

                iirc the foxes do passive seals and weakness followup immediately, 3 of those in a team will instarape especially with higher accuracy at night that even dodge tankers need to play RNG to win

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                not only that, but the weakness follow still procs even if you cleanse it with something like refresh.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                NTA, but I just did what I'd been doing the entire game, in Bastorias. Look at the enemy stats, type, skills and build counter teams. A single Great Knight using Eagle Eye can take out of a row of any non-Werebear bestral with ease. At that point it just becomes a trivial matter of outspeeding.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                a single Great Knight using Eagle AND Lightning Shaker*

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >10
            you don't need 10 squads to begin with. at the most just stick to 5-6 squads

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            nta but a squad with three cavs in the front, one fire conferall and selvie blinding them all, was more than enough.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >your tanks will need bastorias shield
            kek no you don't
            Only being super underleveled, or not understanding the game's mechanics could get you in trouble in Bastorias.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i don't get how so many people are having trouble with bastorias, it was nowhere near as hard as people make it up to be unless you go there right after drakenhold

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Night encounters ARE hardcore, but you can still overcome them without much difficulty.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's mostly the werefoxes, if you don't prepare for them they'll probably kill at least one of your frontliners.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >most parties are full of high initiative parties, slow player parties can get picked apart before they even begin attacking
          >offensive evade tanks with infinite evades that also pierce defense with pursuits
          >vikings and guard seal all over the place, frontliners can get destroyed if they rely on guards/so many pursuits that dodge tanks can eat shit too
          >wolves with strong burst that spiral out of control if they manage to kill someone
          They are pretty tricky if your teams aren't designed to handle that

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That night time boost they got will usually evens their power level against you, it doesn't help that they love using Pursuit skills so if one of them hits your unit, others will follow to destroy said unit.
      You can go grind yourself to Lv.30 when you got the Sigil there but the last part will challenge you even with that level.
      The last mission is them pulling a zerg rush to you and you got to defend the middle area for a while. Just finished it yesterday and its hell.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bastoras is where frontlines are put to the test and you absolutely need to know what team to sent against which squad since a dodge tank led team might seem like a good idea until you notice that fricking owl in their backrow granting every furry truestrike.

  92. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What’s the next step in its masterplan?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Smiting Alain as it realizes he's banging Chloe, Yahna, the elf twins, Raenys, Scarlett, AND Yunifi all at the same time.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Crashing this wedding, with no adulterers

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  93. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I was doing... stuff
    >We are stuff
    >omg gens
    >haha Alain avenge Cornia

  94. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do I kill Featherswords? Even squads with multiple archers get stomped when going against just one.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I also would like to add, you can get away with "shitty", low power, gear with proper team composition and understanding that not all teams can fight all enemies, besides the obvious twink builds.

      Swordmasters or anything with true strike. Featherswords are some of the best dodge tankers in the game for a reason.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How do you even struggle with flying units this late into the game?
      >archers oneshot them if you give them a buff
      >Gilbert can make anyone truestrike
      >Witches can make anyone truestrike
      >wyvern reins can make gryphons/wyverns truestrike
      >sniper lens
      >amber sniper lens
      >some weapon skills with truestrike

  95. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >This kills the Scarlett

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't care how much you like Chloe, I don't trust anyone who would cuck Lex like that.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lex doesn't care for Chloe (sexually).

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He does he's just too autistic to show it.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why are you self-inserting as Lex, bro

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I'm just a good friend.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        anon even at max rapport Lex fricks off on an adventure
        he cucks himself

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lex friendzones her hard, he only has eyes on the journey. I can respect it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This. Chloe unironically isn't generic enough for him.

  96. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Happened upon on Atlus JP's channel and noticed they had shorts introducing each character so I was curious to see who was popular and unpopular and was surprised at the numbers.
    >1st: Nina 74k
    >2nd: Yahna/Eltolinde 70k
    >3rd: Virginia 69k
    >4th: Leah 68k
    >5th: Ren 61k
    >6th: Gammel/Roselinde 60k
    >7th: Selvie 59k
    >8th: Melisandre/Liza 57k
    >9th: Hilda 51k
    >10th: Yunifi 50k

    Does Nina, Leah, and Gammel have popular Japanese VAs or something?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nina's JP VA is an up and coming star.
      Or more accurately is already one and is just enjoying the smooth sailing now.

  97. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >See people having a different color Alain
    >Try my best online to see where the frick its possible
    >Can't find shit with israelitegle
    Where are you frickers hiding your color changing tool?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the mirrors anon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn’t know how to change colors

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Can't tell if I find this beautiful or a genuine fricking monstrosity.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's from the mirror item, lets you alter a character's growth types and colors.

  98. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Today I will remind them
    Correction is necessary

  99. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I kind of want to do a third run but I don't know what to do to make it interesting. I already did expert and just finished TZ.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bro, you (mostly) generics only run?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't see how that would make things interesting, generics function ablut tbe same but better since you don't need mirrors to optimize their growths.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      soldiers only, webm related

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm mulling over a "keys to power" run, in the midst of a 1st TZ run. What I want is to take the shortest, most sensible route through the game that will make me reasonably powerful for the final map, but which avoids as much "filler" as possible. So it would be something like:
      >Barbatimo and Ochlys
      >rescue Scarlett
      >get C renown from the overworld/lib quests
      >get Gammel, Celeste, Mandrin, and Renault
      >go to Bastorias
      >then do some/all of Albion
      >Unicorn Overlord
      I already know I can get Yunifi early without too much difficulty, I actually did this in my current run before doing any of Drakenhold/Elheim. The main difference would be going hard on Bastorias, instead of leaving after picking up Yunifi. I don't know if it's interesting enough to merit a 3rd run yet, though.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        assuming you're avoiding bad end, isn't elheim required for unicorn ring?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I assume the ending will be the one you get when you kill Galerius instead of "free his soul." So like a middle end? I'm more interested in seeing how the gameplay pans out with half your usual tools, so I can live with an inferior ending.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Use a save editor and add all the bastorias/albion/postgame units to your army from the start of the game

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        genuinely curious if this triggers some unique dialogue that wasn't supposed to occur...

  100. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A randomizer would be cool but apparently this game is just so heavily encrypted an anon here just dipped the frick out of modding it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A randomizer here would be the greatest. Kind of wish games had an in built one actually.

  101. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lex, the yamcha of the liberation

  102. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lex is too busy with the adventure grindset to care about women.

  103. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when an anon here said Alain could ring only one of these five? Ah, the good ol' days.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Virginia's red scrunchie doesn't look NEARLY as red in the game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I dodged everything about the game so I could play it fresh, I'm legit surprised Yunifi and Berengaria are so prominent.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Literally my Alain team except Cousin and Rosalinde

  104. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Amalia: I eat 5 times as much as the average man
    AKA the diet of the thinnest American

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >this triggers the church girl and attention bawd

        Remember when an anon here said Alain could ring only one of these five? Ah, the good ol' days.

        Genuinely though, you are cucking yourself if you don't pick any of those 5 though. Every other b***h just disappears into the background

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          bait used to be believable

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nah, I'd ring.

  105. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    any translator chads here?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can't read moonrunes BUT
      "You get to frick Alain while my Gerard is dead... why even live" is the kinda vibe I' seeing her

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It seems more like Yahna's lecturing her while Alcina is going "I'm dying I can't hear you"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      MTL does a good enough job that I can fill in for the dubious bits using my knowledge of weeaboo comedy.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How do you people read like this?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          alain alcina yahna eltolinde foursome when? oh and rosalinde gets to watch

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How do you people read like this?

        hmm... intdaresting

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Eltolinde cares about her mother-in-law! She's a good wife!

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >i told you, in the end the cradle robbers win

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Alain's face when he walks in on Etolinde scissoring with Illenia

  106. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Rosalinde with lighting strike attack knocks off big boss for his whole first round
    >kills final boss
    I married the wrong elf

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      alain alcina yahna eltolinde foursome when? oh and rosalinde gets to watch

      ahh the duality of man

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The desert brat, Yunifi, worst girls (elves), and male bow users (if you're into that) can do it too

  107. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Strategies for avoiding overleveling?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Make 6-8 squads. Make sure they are evenly leveled.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Make 6-8 squads. Make sure they are evenly leveled.

      Commit to 10. No less. I'm in Bastorias and every decision matters.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You simply can't "overlevel," unless you're trying to. You're essentially hard capped at no higher than 3 levels above the current mission, with the way the exp formula works.
      To actually overlevel and receive significant benefits from it, you'd have to do missions wildly out of the recommended order on purpose.
      It's a nothingburger, don't worry about it.

  108. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what is it with you people and armpits

  109. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cute and canon

  110. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Baltro stays with 1hp after recieveing almost 200hp of damage after reaching the 1hp mark
    damm you Baltro

  111. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Which girl most likely loves Alain the least?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Scarlett

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hilda. When she tells you to KOI, her heart's not really in it. Sad.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Galadamir

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hilda

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Galadmir. Easy.
      Hilda shows some appreciation towards Alain in her ring scene, but not Galadmir.

  112. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The bestrals aren't doin' it for me, lads

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