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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thighs too thin

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fpbp

      Let me fix what OP messed up

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do we stop the Elves of Pedoheim from stealing our poor innocent babies?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stop?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >How do we stop the Elves of Pedoheim from stealing our poor innocent babies?
      Let them be bewitched by swamp hags instead

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stop?

      Why contain it?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        s' cool.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          OLD HAGS WARNING WARNING

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I will not be defeated by hags or elves!

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >tags: instant_loss amazon_press

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Imagine Yahna doing that…

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                AAAAIIEEEEEEE
                Well, atleast elf birthrates are low and hags are infertile...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry, Illenia. It's too late....

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw Ilenia walks in on this
        How would she react

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME, NOT HER

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        D-Do elves really?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I really wonder if this even feels good. I don't think it would feel bad, of course, but I wonder if it feels good

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I haven't been on the receiving end of it, but apparently it's ticklish good, good in the way that people lick nipples as foreplay.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I... I just restored the final town in all of Fevrith. I was getting sick of this game in the last third of it, but now that I'm staring down the final battle, I'm sad its going to be over. What a truly great video game.
    Also, what the hell do I do with Amalia? I just got her and she died before she could do anything in her first battle

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What do you not get about her kit

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I get it now, she just had really low Initiative compared to everyone else in the unit so she didnt get to do anything before dying to fire damage. She hits really fricking hard, just have to plan on her being late in the rotation to clean up whoever is left

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's basically just a worse landskneckt no?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Turn her into a Goldmine like I did, give her a Gold Egg and Bandit Longsword, throw in some other Gold Egg users

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why can't you turn her back into a lion girl?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because we live in a cruel, unjust world. But at least you have Dinah as an option.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Josef on fox wrangling duty for the rest of his life, not just the kids but the Queen herself
        Where did he go wrong?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Haha imagine old man Josef being buried by 30 fox pups swarming all over him

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Would at least some of the pups have blue fur like Alain?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Would at least some of the pups have blue fur like Alain?

            That kind of sounds adorable.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don’t make the rules anon. Blame the devs for making it real

        Based VanillaWare making this top-tier girl and giving her loads of dialogue.

        imagine Dinah’s kidnapped friends reaction when they find out she married a human

        my cute tsundere wife

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because we live in a cruel, unjust world. But at least you have Dinah as an option.

      based and furpilled

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yunifi babymaking sex DLC when?

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Scarlett is the canon wife

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Careful, bro. She's possessive as frick.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Perfect.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    considering Dinah is in a Bikini, yeah, Yunifi is almost a nun

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The elf draws near!
    The elf wiggles her ears!
    Anon was enthralled!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >THE ELF MAKES AN ATTEMPT TO HOLD YOUR HAND
      >HE FINGERS ARE POSITIONED TO INTERLOCK WITH YOURS INTO A PARTICULARLY POWERFUL CLASP

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >HE FINGERS

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Lhinalagos no!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It was very rude of her to do this right there in front of Scarlet

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This rapport was unfair, because it's practically impossible not to Ring Eltolinde after watching it. You'd have to be a monster.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It was just a dream. Or retroactively a dream if you did it before the ring

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Handholding is rapport 2
            Hugging is rapport 3

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No, frick you.

              By the time Alain rings any one woman, any other rapport with other woman is NON-CANON and DID NOT HAPPEN IN THAT UNIVERSE.

              He is not a prostitute like the harem protagonists you watch from the animes.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              What a shameless hussy!

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >That codpiece
      That armor is to protect us, not him.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All that blubber keeps her warm.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    please, those thighs, I can't take it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This thread is now property of Elheim

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What are they feeding them?!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Haha, please don't take me back to your forest and take turns milking me, oh nooooooo

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sexsexsexsexsex

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WARNING WARNING WARNING
    Illenia is flat.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Slandering the Queen is a VERY serious offense…

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Then how did she feed Alain all the way until he was 7?
      Surely Veggie wouldnt overexaggerate

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is the greatest squad ever made. Five swordmasters. Ten swords. More than enough to kill anything that moves.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Until you get cuck'd in Albion. Meteor Slash won't save you from none stop healing, blocking and blinding.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Swap 2 for Gilbert and Selvyi and you have an actually effective squad

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >9x1x5 damage
      Holy frick, my whole squad is DEAD (of cuteness)

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Is this appropriate attire for Bastorias climate?
    Yes if your goal is to seduce southern princes.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a way to reliably use a trapper's longbow team with arbalests or is it a meme?
    All I want is a ranged assist team that can sort of defend itself without dying to every enemy unit that touches it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you're using Charge skills, the easy solution is to cat Hood it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I had a team of 1 of every archer class + Gilbert and they demolished almost every enemy encounter, but I never used arrow rain
      >Rolf row shoots and pursuits
      >Ridiel freezes and damages armored enemies
      >Liza pursuits, tanks whoever survives and heals the elf archer when the battle ends for group heals
      >Gilbert makes the entire team attack before the enemy, makes pursuits stronger and uses powerful call on AoE attacks
      I think I had a thief for blind and then Dinah for extra damage filling the last spot until I got a featherbow

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've been styling all over Albion with Rolf and a Trapper's Warbow, in a 4-man squad and before Bastorias at that. Don't see why an Arbalist should be any different, fundamentally. Charge squads are all about finding the correct balance of initiative, buffs, and counters to decimate the enemy before they can land an attack.
      If you're not cat hooding, use Sandstorm. If your charger's too slow, find ways to boost their initiative. If Vanguards are cucking you, add in some high initiative Warrior smashy-smash. Etc.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      One of my best teams in Expert run was 5 archers.
      > Yunifi front to dodgetank, procc triple counter & use Thief Cloak to evade
      > Angel Archer blinding shit and making team very mobile
      > Half-Elven Archer doing Mystic Conferral on Yunifi, making everyone immune to afflictions
      > Liza with one of the unique Crossbows smashing columns, shielding backline and healing party at the end of combat (triggers elven archer heal as well)
      > Rolf just smashing backrow with standard Row attack, decimating fliers with aerial counters and occasional pursuits
      I tended to switch angel archer and liza front/back between encounters.
      You don’t need charge attacks for that. Somehow this team was able to kill all enemies but it is very Passive-hungry, you need +2PP for at least two characters.
      In the end assists were not even worth it - team is good on its own.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit, Virginia is kinda flat.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She wears some heavy armor.
        You know that you can squish and squash the booba if you wear something more rigid over them, right?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Notification

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh man, I'm watching all these lvl3 rapport convos right now trying to decide who to marry, and its only making it more difficult. I never expected to fall for Chloe at all, but her scenes are so fricking cute. I also just did Scarlett (possessive childhood friend cannot win) and Yunifi who is so damn perfect as well. All this time I've been playing the game thinking Yahna is pretty much a lock, now I don't know at all

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Got Nina, what now?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I paused and got Nina.

        How old is she again?

        I'm the guy trying to decide who to marry, and I completely missed out on Nina and Melisandre.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          But how?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Mistakes were made, but I only move forward.

            Next you'll tell me that you missed Gilbert and you didn't get both the bear and wolf.

            Holy shit you can miss Gil? He's so fricking useful, that would've sucked. I didn't get the bear, he was a cuck, i just hired my own. Barely use furries to begin with

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yes, numerous people have missed Aramis which leads to missing Gilbert and other Drakenhold recruits.
              >I didn't get the bear, he was a cuck, i just hired my own.
              That means you missed the best mission in Bastorias though.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I did that mission, i just chose to side with the wolf. I tried the middle path, it looked like a pain in the ass, so i loaded and just kicked the bears ass. By the time i got to Bastorias the game was already wearing out its welcome for me

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I tried the middle path, it looked like a pain in the ass, so i loaded and just kicked the bears ass.
                Weak.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The bear was wrong, by the way. He had no place in my army to begin with, same as the thief

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And by not taking the middle path you don't get to have Alain assert dominance over both by beating them both while calling them morons.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not worth it, the bear was wrong, frick bastorias.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You would have killed more of them by taking the middle path.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Next you'll tell me that you missed Gilbert and you didn't get both the bear and wolf.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >missed out on both
          Shame

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Clicked no instead of yes
          >Saved and moved on instead of reloading an old save
          >How was I supposed to know??
          Are you Darksydephil I've heard so much about?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Some of those options are locked behind battle conversations, which you may miss if you just kill everything instead of limping a shitty guest unit over to the boss.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Based anon taking his illiterate peasant playthrough very seriously

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >missing Melisandre
          How? Did you bench Alain?
          >missing Nina
          Come on now

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            When the mission started, she said come out and see me and I said no, but I sent Alain's unit to talk to her in the battle afterword so I thought that would be good enough. I mean, I'm not meeting with the fricking enemy because they're a cute girl, this is a war. When you beat her she says something like "Maybe we'll meet again in someday" so i thought I might see her again like some of the other more annoying characters, but I was wrong. Doesn't really bother me though because I benched both my sword masters ages ago, they suck

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I paused and got Nina.

      How old is she again?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        At least 14, which is the minimum age to be a squire.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Primm
      >Celeste
      >Chloe

      These aren't even in my top 5 candidates and yet when I see them I seriously consider throwing everything away for them ...

      HOW ARE THERE SO MANY GOOD GIRLS IN THIS GAME?!?!?

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rare footage of Chloe tard wrangling Queen Dinah and her werefox friends.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else replaying OB64?

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >try to take on Alains grandfather (already forgot the name)
    >watch it to see how it goes
    >defeat him, but no wipe
    >try some different squads, no wipe
    >go back to Alain
    >this time it's a wipe
    The difference? That time ghost-Alain decided to guard the vanguard instead of the knight when Alain used his spin2win on him.
    Ergo: vanguards were a mistake.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Ergo: vanguards were a mistake.
      They are only okay up to level 16, then they fall off hard. Kept Lex around cause he's cool but a Bear, a Hoplit, a Feathershield, any other tank would've been better.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I use him as a buff-bot in the flier-frontline unit, and to catch the occasional arrow. Also because my elfen fencers and shields are busy somewhere else.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Changing character colors

      This should’ve been a thing you unlock after beating the game so you can tell who already beat the game, that’s how I’m treating it at least.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >want to use her
      >clerics are useless in optimized squads, their only damage contribution is active heal
      >saint knights are better healers who also make the squad faster and can damage a bit
      damn

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Clerics have one (1) damaging move, Holy Smite via the unique Gleaming Mace.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >optimized squads
        >not using the units you like and making them work anyways

        I bet you have zero themed squads too.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I bet this homie didn't even get a merc to be his self insert/OC LMAO

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >implying I didn't
            I am in the game and lore accurate.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Most themed squads are already optimized, Clerics are just dead weight.
          I bet you don't even use the canon party, lower your tone when speaking to me.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >uses the canon party but not the canon heraldry

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but you only get two sainted knights.
        You aren't using generics, are you?

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's funny how Amalia is this big huge scary serious woman at first, but she is actually a nice person and a cutie. Her voice too.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >holding one leg up in each hand like he's pushing open oak doors
      Always love this analogy.

      Just wish she was a better unit, I ringed her without hesitation but she's not exactly the best candidate.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Just wish she was a better unit
        She's a great unit if you get her when you're around level 20.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I have always fricking hated games that give you the best/coolest weapon at the very end, so you have no time or reason to use it. Now, its happened to be but in the female form - so disappointing

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >he didn't get her the moment the Coliseum was unlocked
            ngmi

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I did but I figured she'd trivialize things so I never used her. Only realized how wrong I was when my level caught up.

          I have always fricking hated games that give you the best/coolest weapon at the very end, so you have no time or reason to use it. Now, its happened to be but in the female form - so disappointing

          >at the very end
          Thieves and burn stacking brah, then you can kill her at lvl 20 easily.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >he didn't get her the moment the Coliseum was unlocked
            ngmi

            I am the third poster in this thread, and I got her the other day. I have literally 1(one) sigil battle left, Gran Corrine, and a few Anemoi shrines

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I find her perfectly fine. She does pretty high dmg with her absurdly high attack stat. Would've been neat if we could temporarily use her powered up form (maybe a 3 cost valor ability?).

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She's just a worse Landskneckt imo. Even less initiative, and her passive toolkit is worse. They're both late battle cleaners but Landy does it better.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            She can frontline comfortably with her greatshield and high hp and Def, landschnekt is kinda troll in front row

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              She's sturdier, true, but Landy's are no Vikings, they can hang in the front. Not that there's any reason for them to.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Are Vikings good? I kinda glossed over them because they seemed mediocre while Ladsharks could do crazy wipes with Killing Chain.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Their damage is good and their durability is awful, but they provide really effective utility; their attacks reduce enemy physical defense, war horn effectively guard seals the entire enemy team, and their valor skill goes from useful in a clutch to one of the best in the game once it becomes AoE.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                My issue with the utility is that they spend too much AP to do what Druids do with a single Defensive Curse.

                One thing I'll give you is that Vitality 2 is fricking cracked. The only problem is that you get a lot of camping sets for free.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Like Gilbert, the advantage is that a lot of enemies have abilities to clear out debuffs, such as refresh or quick cure; very few have the ability to remove your buffs, so war horn is much more likely to stick.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I mean, comparing any utility to Shaman as a yardstick is pointless. Everyone knows they're simply broken.
                You can be fast without being Usain Bolt.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                War Horn is better than DEF curse considering it's basically free and doesn't get countered by clerics.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Druids don't debuff the entire field, just one row. Honestly I think both are weirdly a little overrated, in terms of debuffs. I can't think of a lot of enemies you NEED to, outside of very tough solo bosses (Amalia, Galerius). I wish either of them had a cover seal, then they'd be as broken as people actually say.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                People are also factoring Sandstorm Staff. Which you don't have to use every fight, but if the enemy has no debuff purge it's literally over action 1

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, that's a good one. I don't know though, I just never felt the brokenness of Druids. Most enemies have shit defenses and garbage stats. The few that don't are more annoying for their cover abilities than their raw stats. If you move first, you kill 90% of fights effortlessly just with simple bread-and-butter buffs.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Defensive curse is not overrated by any means. It gives you more than double damage in most scenarios.

                Guard seal itself is, however, as really only Cavalry and Armors are a pain due to their defenses, damage reduction from shields, and high guard rate.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Someone would need to point out to me what it's supposed to actually counter. It obviously doesn't help much against enemies with low defenses - i.e. the vast majority. So where does it make an actual important difference, that another damaging party member couldn't have made?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Offensive curse at least on Expert seems more useful. Defensive curse is overkill usually while Offensive basically turns off their damage.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Well the beauty of it is that since it's all on the same unit, it offers incredible flexiblity and a single druid can shut down an encounter. Even Passive Curse can sometimes be the difference from losing to winning and taking no damage.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This. With shaman, if you're ever losing you can adjust your tactics a bit and guarantee things swap around.
                You can say that about most classes, but it goes triple for shaman.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                War Horn alone is gamebreaking imo

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Armor Down and Guard Ignore are both very good
                You can make them a buff bawd besides their start of battle skill cause they don't need their PP for much else

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Vikings are OP lol. War horn is amazing and they have high attack stats and initiative letting them hit rows fast with their 1 ap row attack.
                Their only weakness is dogshit defense but that doesn't matter.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Early game they're actually quite stellar because a 120 power row attack as early as they get it is very useful. They fall off afterwards however, not to the point of uselessness but other classes and especially equipment skills offer better AOE. War Horn is good in theory but... a bunch of the unique classes have equally good start of battle limited skills and you'll probably spread them out, so between those and the typical max initiative setups you'd need a niche squad build to make use of it.

                If only she had something that could hit rows, or if the game had a chargeable sword attack.

                Yeah if only she had better AOE, or a better passive kit. Penetrate isn't terrible and Omega Shatter is Bastards Cross with tradeoffs, but her heavy guard skill is a meme, the kick isn't far behind, so her only passive skill is one that exists to make omega shatter just overkill a single target.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If only she had something that could hit rows, or if the game had a chargeable sword attack.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Just wish she was a better unit
        She's a great unit if you get her when you're around level 20.

        Early game they're actually quite stellar because a 120 power row attack as early as they get it is very useful. They fall off afterwards however, not to the point of uselessness but other classes and especially equipment skills offer better AOE. War Horn is good in theory but... a bunch of the unique classes have equally good start of battle limited skills and you'll probably spread them out, so between those and the typical max initiative setups you'd need a niche squad build to make use of it.
        [...]
        Yeah if only she had better AOE, or a better passive kit. Penetrate isn't terrible and Omega Shatter is Bastards Cross with tradeoffs, but her heavy guard skill is a meme, the kick isn't far behind, so her only passive skill is one that exists to make omega shatter just overkill a single target.

        her setup is self explanatory, but I think she needs a row stunner + the max init shield user guarding her so she goes early with penetrate. I run her but without a row stunner she keeps getting cucked by cover squads

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Um.............. womenotherthanamalia-bros???? explain this canon

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Alain is a (pit)bawd who says that about every woman with useful skills

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Alain is kind of a hypocrite acting like Celeste says accidentally too romantic things is wierd when he's fricking doing it all the time.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Alain seemed open to the idea of polygamy at first considering how he reacted to Melisandre. But the unicorn scared him straight

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >penetrate
          Column attacks in general are meh, don't even feel worth setting up for. It works for cavs because they can easily be made fast and work in self synergistic unison to eventually kill everything.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Column attacks always feel devastating in the hands of the enemies against my squads to the point where I'm always making sure not to put my squishiest character behind any front row. I find the best way to set up Penetrate is to make it so that it's only used on a Full column with average >75% HP. Anything that's still that healthy by the time her turn rolls around needs to be dealt with as it's probably an annoying combination of healer + armored.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The reason cavs column attacks work is they still run over anything getting defended since most guarding units are infantry

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Column attacks always feel devastating in the hands of the enemies against my squads to the point where I'm always making sure not to put my squishiest character behind any front row. I find the best way to set up Penetrate is to make it so that it's only used on a Full column with average >75% HP. Anything that's still that healthy by the time her turn rolls around needs to be dealt with as it's probably an annoying combination of healer + armored.

            I think column attacks are nice because the game tends to put annoying units at the back like featherbows and casters. If you can truestrike 2 of them even if the frontline survives, their squad is pretty much neutered and your comp just cleans up the leftovers

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Only if they don't kill, removing two enemies from the fight is great

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Amazing how someone can be a complete moron and still shill their coping this much lmao

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Protect the Chloe

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, I'd pat.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I mean plap

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Unfortunately I am doing an execution run and it would make little sense for my Alain to side with the nice bear that wants no violence.
    He's a bro and one of the best written characters, but he'll be seeing his son when I get to him.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Bear levels up
      >"None will suffer my pain again"
      >Bear eats
      >"If only my son were here to enjoy this"
      Bear man needs a hug...

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Berengaria
    >Virginia
    >Dinah
    >Scarlett
    >Chloe
    >Rosalinde
    >Eltolinde
    >Yunifi
    >Yahna
    >Ochlys

    These are the canon wives. If you didn’t ring one of these you didn’t beat the game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >picking one of the npc normie choices

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Too bad, I went with Miriam

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I ringed Travis.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine thinking the king is a royal dog fricker is at all canon.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don’t make the rules anon. Blame the devs for making it real

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Based VanillaWare making this top-tier girl and giving her loads of dialogue.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's a fox elf fricker actually

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why would the king marrying the best girl NOT be canon?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Remove Ochlys, add Melisandre, and yes, that is the canon list.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ochlys is top tier. That bawd Melisandre sucks

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          NTA but whatchu say, homie.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        t. blasphemous fool

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Except the best girl is CLEARLY Miriam

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Who?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lady knight enjoyers are a persecuted species, and this game is a blessing
        >but Veggie
        No. Her callousness is ill-befitting.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She's not callous, she's forthright. That's why she's the perfect Queen, because she knows how to command and to rule, and she also completely respects and submits to Alain's rule. You can't possibly do her rapports with Alain and say she's callous.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a big difference between the PS5 and Switch versions?
    I can buy the PS5 if it's a big difference or emulate it with Ryujinx (at 4K).

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if you can emulate it, why buy the PS5 version? Switch for bed otherwise

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The performance is identical but the non-switch versions have ever-so-slightly higher-res art.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where does the horse come from?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The UNICORN comes from the ring

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who’s idea was it to strap a horn on it?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        LEAVE IT TO LEX

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly, I could see it being Lex
        He then stares at the camera as he calls Alain a lord...the Unicorn Overlord™

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Judging from the spin-move? That's not even a horse, so probably outer space.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So what ended up being your favorite unit type? I'd have to go with the obvious gryphon master, theyre just too fricking good

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sergeants fit into literally any squad.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You say that and yet I'm having trouble figuring out what to do with her at the moment.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Chuck her in a team with the trinity staff user. You can't conferral tome magic, but you can ensure it crits.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            But there's no way Keen Call is better than Sorcerous Connection for magic.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Swordmaster

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I unironically love Glou's Dork Knight
      It's funny to watch him soak up 5 attacks, then cleave one-shot with Dark Flame as he slurps the HP back to full

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Doom Knight is what people think Berserker is (a soak tank) but it actually *is*

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Warriors/Breakers.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Visually I love how the Wyvern Knights look

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yea, the wyverns are cool as hell, reminds me a lot of the ones you fight in Dragon's Crown. Fran and Hilda have been fricking up everything in their path for most of my file, I gave them each their own unit and one generic of the same type and nothing can stop them

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Vikings. I made one with a black and green motif to be literally me.

      I unironically love Glou's Dork Knight
      It's funny to watch him soak up 5 attacks, then cleave one-shot with Dark Flame as he slurps the HP back to full

      How did you do that? I thought they died easily.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sellsword ladies and the tier 1 cav units, those horses have really nice poses

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Werebear and Gladiator
      classes with flaws that, when fixed, are good and useful = top tier design
      >Sniper
      genuinely surprised me how incredible and versatile they are, coming from FE where they're infamously SHIT; they start off fairly weak but grow into powerhouses with access to built-in true strikes, a row attack, and a phenomenal charge attack, I use them constantly now
      >Landsknecht
      Just complete chads, down to the look. Not the most useful class outside of teams purpose-built for them, but just insanely strong single target hitters and AP generators; great in freeze teams as clean-up

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Landsknecht
        I wish the males could have female shields. I prefer the male design overall but their tiny bucklers aren't as cool as a tower shields with a spot for heraldry.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The ladysknechts have a cooler sword in the flamberge, but their legs creep me out a bit. I'm not against muscle girls, but theirs look kinda tumorous. It's funny that the guys are such a blatant Berserker ripoff and it works.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Berserk* guh

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Galerius is the biggest jobber in this game
        >Loses to your mom
        >Losses to lv 10 Alain and has to to saved by Daddy Baltro
        >Despite getting on a horse, loses to Lex and 4 Vanguards
        >Canonically never wins a fight.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How come he didn’t possess Alain when he died in the sanctuary

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's stated Alcina wanted the body for reviving Gerard, so he was probably respecting that.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I like Yahna and Alain's rapport mirroring that of Alcina and Gerard's relationship, but it would've been nice to add Alcina to the mix too.

              I'm a bit of a sucker for those reincarnation romances.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You should have been able to recruit her and Gailey in the main game

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If Ochlys was fully willing to murder Mandrin and pin the blame on a bandit, what do you think the elves would have to say about Alcina and Gailey suddenly switching sides?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What the frick is he even doing while Alain is strolling around Fevrith? After surrounding Cornia is liberated he should be on high alert. By the time Drakenhold is liberated the should be a continent wide call to arms rallying troops to pin down and finish Alain even if it means losing some territory elsewhere.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Fondling his breasts

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            working on the ritual I guess

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            he wants Alain's delicious body, it is not like some magical horse will frick him over

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Honestly, this question snaps the game in half so just don't ask it.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Watching tv and doing nothing

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Doing his best to get on a horse. It takes a lot of effort with a gut like that.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's the problem with having the order you can liberate countries be so open. While it's great that you can sequence break it also limits how the story plays out. This is most apparent when you start noticing that characters never talk in cutscenes outside of the country you recruit them in. Kinda sucks and I wish they just toggled a flag for a few characters on whether or not they can appear depending on if you have them recruited or not.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What every great villain should: scheming.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He was having a really bad period cramp, have some sympathy the ten years he’s spent trapped in Ilenia’s body have been difficult for him

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No way Ilenia is still fertile and bleeding

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Alain's only 17
                Considering it was ye olde times she might be in her early 30s

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Something something Unicorn Bloodline something something ancient Zenoiran magic keeping Galerius current host body in peak biological shape

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >No way Ilenia is still fertile and bleeding
                Her body was perfectly preserved the entire time, she doesn't come out 10years older at the end.

                She's literally about 25, while Virginia is about 20.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                homie there’s no way she’s in her 20s. Just look at the difference between her and Virginia

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Most of the difference between her and Virginia is their hairstyle

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Loses to your mom
          That was such a fricking twist, I was laughing so hard. The whole time you think you're gearing up to fight possessed Valmore and instead he got fricking dunked on by Ilenia's last stand.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Don't frick with mom.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Elfen fencers.
      Cool moves, very flexible.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sellswords

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      1. Arbalestier/Shieldshooter, because it play so differently from the other archer classes, and I like big number. Also smoke bolt is great.
      2. Swordmaster; Swordfighter are a one-note class and swordmasters would too if you played them the same way, but that extra slot gives them a versatility you wouldn't normally expect that allows them to fill important roles from utility to anti-air to anti-armor.
      3. Warrior/Breaker. Big Girl/Cool old dude, Huge Hammer, and a class that makes slow/stall teams worth it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If I ever do a second playthrough, I will dust off Liza's sandy vegana and empower the lives of my desert bros

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She's very cute. The funniest thing about her rapport chain is that it all takes place in the same patch of sand in Drakenhold, suggesting that either Liza fell in love in a relatively short period of time, or Alain has been visiting the desert repeatedly to hear her talk about it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Werewolf's are fun, just watching them gang up on someone only for it to snowball fills me with joy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I thought I was only ever going to use Dinah, but I now end up making a whole team of werefoxes with the wolfpack gauntlets when I get them. Fun watching them go.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Use a hand mirror on Alain
    >Can't customize the horse itself

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What would sex with Yahna be like?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shes so fricking strong and sexy, its really hard to resist marrying her
      But then theres Chloe...

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Marry Yahna and Chloe will be her lady in waiting. Just wait for when Yahna’s old lady hips are too sore to frick anymore and bring in Chloe

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          OI, CHOTTO MATTE

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's kinda funny that DD2 threads are already dead but Unicorn Overlord seems to still have one up at all times.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Let's not, I'm still sad.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unicorn overlord is pure soul. DD2 is meh at best

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dogma 2 or darkest 2?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dragon’s Dogshit 2

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    did the anon who said that he will write an elfs on alain femdom rape fanfic deliver ?

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >planning to marry Eltolinde
    >knew about her choco sister, prepared to resist
    >unprepared to resist this half-elf and her fat ass
    HELP

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She’s a snitch

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I will give her the love she deserves. I WILL fix her.

      She’s a snitch

      Shut up Josef, she said she was sorry. Maybe, can't remember.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >"That may be, but I'm keeping my eye on you."
        >"That goes for ALL you nonhumans."
        >"Elves, Bestrals, Angels... I'll not have rapport with any of you!"

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >"Remember my prince, the only thing worse than a traitor to his people is a traitor to his race."

          Jesus christ Josef

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They don't call him Josef "Goebbels" Holyknightman for nothing

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Josef arranged things so Alain had access to 4 Cornia noblewomen and the daughter of the pope
          And then he goes and picks someone worse than a bestral, a Drakenholdian

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Marrying Veggie is the best choice.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anon... she'll make discrimination illegal if she's queen...

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >she'll make discrimination illegal
        BASED

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Do it anon!

        AAAHHH YOU'RE NOT HELPING AAAAAAHHHHHH

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            AAAAAAAA

            i love yunifi so much

            AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >when she falls on the ground

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >All elven archers have an ass that big
          They eat well in Elheim it seems.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >All elven archers have an ass that big
            Even the male ones?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              probably.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              What were they thinking with this outfit

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sexo

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They wanted to appeal to the Soldier (Female) demographic.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          now post it with the correct lore accurate model

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous
            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              imagine Dinah’s kidnapped friends reaction when they find out she married a human

              MAN

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do it anon!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anon... she'll make discrimination illegal if she's queen...

      Why is her ass so fat though?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because a good booty is love, baby.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Eltolinde
      Pure, and makes it clear with her ring ceremony she plans to only love Alain ever.
      >Rosalinde
      Exactly the same.
      >Ridiel
      Clearly no respect for herself, or others, working with both sides and selling information... Possibly not pure, and makes no promises what she'll do with the Kingdom after Alain passes

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        shut up non-half-elf-elf. you don't know what you're talking about.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Josef….

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, Alain won't die. He'll have some court sorceress make him young again or some anime bullshit.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, but:

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Clearly no respect for herself, or others, working with both sides and selling information...
        I can fix her

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gameplay wise, who is the best recipient of the ring? I'm thinking the choco elf sister because she can actually use both attacking stats.

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are there any shields that give AP?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. Coliseum has one.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks. I ringed cousinsisterwife so she has no AP gear.

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    May as well post my team, since I'm almost done. The strongest characters are in my Magic/Archery/Flying units, Alain's and Gil's are mostly to clean up and get valor points

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The last two units were just leftovers for most of the time, but recently Liza's become really useful, since I needed smoke bolt a lot for the goddamn healers in Albion. Still dont care for the furry unit, but Ramona is nice for flying over mountains to provide healing assists

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Josef doesn't trust Ridiel, says he'll keep an eye on her
    >They don't have any rapports.
    Too bad.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anon…Josef has zero rapports with non humans. Dude is straight up racist

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Uncle Josef, you have so many cool stories about your adventures
        >Did you ever go to Bastorias? Tell us about that!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Uncle Josef doesn't relax around INHUMAN beasts.

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Axe units don't have follow ups right? Who's the Hunter's Halberd supposed to be for?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't it a spear?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No. Glaive is the follow up spear.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ah. In that case, it can still work with the accessories that give pursuit/wide pursuit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ren has sanguine pursuit

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        OH right.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anyone can do pursuits with one of several rings

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >True Zenoiran run
    >Be in Darkenhold
    >Recently unlock promotions, did all the quests before the Colosseum, dipped a few toes into Elfheim and get Ridel early to get an archer without needing to prmote
    >I really wish I had Yunifi right now
    >See the Bastorias gate ocer there, 10 levels above me
    >Try it anyways, frick it
    >Enter basotriaa way earlier
    >Go over and see the first chapter to get Yunifi and see if it's feasable
    >Realize the boss is only a short walk away, Hastened cavs can literally rush to his area, kill the bishops in the tower, and attack the boss
    >Make team specifically to cuck the gimmick of the boss
    >Get the Bastorias castle super easily

    >The enlistment camps are all promoted level 20s, it's literally cheaper to hire new units tham promote the named ones and they're 5~ levels above my units

    Breaking the game is so much fun

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i love yunifi so much

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder if you can do one of those high level cornian liberations really early with a purpose made squad and just soak in exp from rookie egg/royal order/liquid fortune

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You have been LIED to!

    Illenia, is in fact, a very FLAT woman!

    No better than the likes of FRAN, who is the only flattie of HER class type!

    What does this say about Cornian royalty?
    I'll leave that up to you. But do NOT marry any woman resembling her! That includes a very close cousin of Alain's!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Alright, I will not mary a woman resembling her, I will marry her instead

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's it. I'm marrying Scarlett to finally fix Cornian royals genes.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe Alain should be the queen of Cornia.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Now let's have Virginia dress as Alain

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A fricking Twink

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Man, a lot of these rapport convos are really heavy and personal. I kinda regret not going out of my way to see them sooner, all this would've really added to the story as it was going on

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rapport conversations organically unlock way too slowly, and far too often they make no sense from a team comp perspective either.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's what the tavern is for

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >do 20 battles or have one lunch together
        Yeah, they could have adjusted that a touch

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Rapports should have unlocked automatically on the map. So many of them are practically story content like Tatiana’s right after Ghislane’s death

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >3rd rapports unlocking in Albion for non-angels
          Pain.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Magellans being in late Albion was bizarre

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    imagine Dinah’s kidnapped friends reaction when they find out she married a human

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Something something racism
      Something something human men

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The canon Queen of Cornia

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Their reaction when after 10+ years of enslavement, rape, and torture to find out the dumb b***h that stupidly sold you off gets to be Queen while you shovel horseshit in some nobleman's stable.
      >All while she's wearing a fricking bikini armor

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you mean a royal bikini armor loincloth combo

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >watch Berergaria's conversations, shes a total distant c**t in the last one
    >Makes me curious how her proposal scene is
    >Outright shoots you down, forces you to convince her
    >Alain literally says I love you, marry me
    >she blushes and kisses you at the end
    HOLY FRICKING GAP MOE, I MAY HAVE FOUND THE ONE

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh no. Oh no, not like this anon...

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        Is she not the only one that flat out leaves you

        Lol, lmao. My amazing taste in women never fails, no matter the dimension
        Also, I heard that Ramona leaves you if you marry her as well, was that wrong?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Also, I heard that Ramona leaves you if you marry her as well, was that wrong?
          The thing is a fair few of the girls/rapports are explicitly not romantic and so the endings aren't romantic.

          Ramona and Galadmir are like that, and strangely enough Titania is too. It's a bit of a trap honestly, but it's pretty clear who's got romance and who isn't. Titania is the only real "Surprise, it's platonic" one. Monica, Hilda and Berengaria leave in their endings though, which feels a bit unfair.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >The thing is a fair few of the girls/rapports are explicitly not romantic and so the endings aren't romantic.
            Which is hilarious, given what the ring and ritual explicitly stand for.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, it's why Reddit calls the Devs cowards for how the ring thing works with guys. They even advertised you could ring guys.

              But as far as I know, every single male ring scene is platonic.

              >Literally advertise the game with male/male "wedding" in promotional material
              >It's a bait and switch, the protag is purely straight

              It's like some reverse ESG thing. Utterly devious.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                advertise the game with male/male "wedding" in promotional material
                Wait, this happened? and with who??

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The promotional screenshots showed Alain and Aramis.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Dont reply the FE fan bait

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder that the frilly dress correction is canon

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >watch Berergaria's conversations, shes a total distant c**t in the last one
        >Makes me curious how her proposal scene is
        >Outright shoots you down, forces you to convince her
        >Alain literally says I love you, marry me
        >she blushes and kisses you at the end
        HOLY FRICKING GAP MOE, I MAY HAVE FOUND THE ONE

        Is she not the only one that flat out leaves you

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She leaves her court duties because she has no tact and instead basically stays true to the warrior princess bit
          She can't exactly leave you because that would cause a certain magical horse to spawn from the aether

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      Is she not the only one that flat out leaves you

      BERENGARIA DOESN'T LEAVE YOU IN HER ENDING.
      I don't even like this character but some dekinai idiot misunderstood the Japanese ending slide and people have been repeating this ever since.
      And I know you're all NTR freaks trolling for (You)s but some people might get the wrong idea.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Then what does it say? You can read it and provide proof to us peons,
        yes?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Same thing as the English version as far as I'm aware. Alain suggests to her that she reform the tricorns and she goes to see her off when they go do their tricorn bullshit.

          What the frick version of UO did you play?

          She literally leaves (you)

          I'm going by that one Japanese screenshot that somebody posted since I'm not planning to ring her edgelord stripper ass.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She still leaves as queen and the ending sucks.
        I don't care if Alain visits her merc band frequently, that's still a shit ending and her rapports with everyone other than Travis and Bruno are bad.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What the frick version of UO did you play?

        She literally leaves (you)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Then what does it say? You can read it and provide proof to us peons,
        yes?

        She still leaves as queen and the ending sucks.
        I don't care if Alain visits her merc band frequently, that's still a shit ending and her rapports with everyone other than Travis and Bruno are bad.

        Same thing as the English version as far as I'm aware. Alain suggests to her that she reform the tricorns and she goes to see her off when they go do their tricorn bullshit.
        [...]
        I'm going by that one Japanese screenshot that somebody posted since I'm not planning to ring her edgelord stripper ass.

        English: She's a shit Queen and Alain tells her to go reform the Tricorn Mercenaries.

        Japanese: Alain realises her skills are wasted as Queen and asks her to go reform the Tricorn Mercenaries. He was always happy anytime he visited her.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Alain realises her skills are wasted as Queen and asks her to go reform the Tricorn Mercenaries.
          Yes.
          >He was always happy anytime he visited her.
          >visited
          No. That's not what 見送る means.
          Are you really trying to create and unleash a new autist upon this thread

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just got this Assassins Nail sword, how would you build around it?
    Auto crits at 150 potency during the night and inflicts blindness.
    But it costs 2Ap, so is it trash? I'm guessing Govil wants it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Govil is not an Assassin, wolves are follow up attackers and shred through weakened front lines.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >highly conditional 2ap single target
      It's trash. A 2ap single target is already pushing it, but some classes make it work with raw power (ie Bastards Cross and Omega Shatter)
      Making it conditional on top of that is bad.
      >blind
      Who gives a shit, whatever you're hitting is supposed to either explode or will be some guarding class taking 3 damage anyway.

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >a goddamn owl
      >sidepiece
      The frick are you going to do with it, fluff the head?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fill her bird hole probably

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          OH
          MY GOD

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Is it really that crazy?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes

        Looks like you accidentally put a dog in wife tier

        I must spread the royal bloodline to all kingdoms

        Aside from Virginia, I agree

        Who would you put in the prime wife spot then?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I can't say or else the unicorn will smite me

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Someone's cruisin' for a bruisin'

            Free yourself from horse oppression

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fluff her breasts obviously

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like you accidentally put a dog in wife tier

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Aside from Virginia, I agree

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Someone's cruisin' for a bruisin'

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Remove the furries and that's fine.

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Concubine
    Didn't read, get smote.

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does Berengia fall off during Bastoria? She used to do a lot more damage.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's possibly the best tank in the game, she doesn't need to

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She has zero cover skills, how can she be the best? She's more like a damage dealer who doesn't need defensive babysitting.

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's the point of a great knight outside of their cav stack teams?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Column stun, column pursuit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do they need more than cav stacking? That shit's obscene.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >inherent 2x damage to infantry(read: most enemies)
      >self buffing through cavalry call
      >column damage+stun
      >killstreaking with its other two skills
      >all this while sturdy enough to comfortably sit in the front row

      While their true power is friendship, great knights are just great in general, no unit is worse for having one.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty much the perfect physical class
      >Highest movement, is going to be your main leader 90% of the time
      >Solid defenses and a shield, fantastic front row
      >2x danage agains most enemies
      >1 AP colum attack that stuns
      >AP refreshing finisher attack
      >Has row-wide buffs that targets not only itself but multiple classes (Dank Knight, Saint Knight, Alain, Joseph)
      >Colum pursuit
      Even if you just slap them for the sake of movement then you can turn off their cav skills and equip gear that gives them cooler passives like Counter or Banishing Pursuit.

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Werebear damage animation
    b***h I know you're not going to drop the fricking hammer, quit wasting my time

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hags…erotic…

    • 2 weeks ago
      aceman
  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm in Albion and STILL using the Lightning Shaker spear, haven't even unlocked upgrades yet. I'm surprised it isn't talked about more, but maybe I shouldn't be because the sheer freedom of choice in this game makes it impossible to know every good setup. It's fantastic in a cav stack
    >gives row damage to a class which normally has none
    >unconditional 100 phys potency alone would be fine for early to mid game, but it also has 100 magical potency and the lance gives a decent chunk of magic attack, which doesn't just add a smidge of damage but rather works to greatly increase efficacy against armors
    >this is just the damage however, and it also comes with stun
    It's like a self sufficient Conferral setup
    I put it on my highest initiative Great Knight and anything he doesn't outright kill gets cav pursuit into oblivion. I have to experiment with Gilbert a bit but I think with sniper order and royal order this can bypass their flying counters.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's good but really, 3 cavs can just spam wild rush and run almost every single enemy formation down and then clean up with their first skill

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Lightning Shaker spear
      Love that weapon, gave it to Dinah and she absolutely ruins enemy teams with the stun it gives off making for easy clean up

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was made fun of once for suggesting Silver Trident is broken when used by Great Knights - the reasoning: GKs are "supposed to be" column attackers, durr. Written in their DNA I guess. One anon didn't even know it did physical damage as well as magic, he thought Shaker was a pure magic attack, and was utterly confident it was trash that should never be used for this reason.
      Just an anecdote to keep in mind when you're wondering why things go overlooked, while other things get memed to death.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm just baffled how long it's been since I've gotten it and how I see no reason to replace it. Normally I scoff at mixed damage skills but that's because they're either shit like 75/75 on classes without the offensive boosting passives of cavs or require dedicated setups like Elemental Roar, but this is 100/100, targets an entire row, and comes with 16/8 patk/matk so the damage just never falls off like I'm expecting it to.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's pretty dumb. I used it through all of Bastorias to one-shot rows of werefoxes and werewolves, and just about anything else on two legs. Didn't even run it with a cavstack, it was just Clive getting conferred or called, and using Eagle Eye for evadegays. There's very few things this won't melt.

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ochlys’ ring scene in Japanese is cute as frick. You can hear the playfulness in Alain’s voice when he’s teasing her about her feelings

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This smug motherfricker

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Of course he’s smug. He has a cute 10/10 aryan angel tsundere wife

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Your response?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i miss the pet the chloe campaigns

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      YOU'RE ONLY 17 YOU SICK FRICK

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It’s medieval times it’s ok

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Do I look like a maiden to you?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      'ick on ring

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Be happy that I gained a bro for life I guess. If I were a girl I would be a lot happier I feel, but that isnt the case so bros it is.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "no homo"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      HA, homosexual!
      >accepts it anyway

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Thank god she didn't realize I spent over 30 hours not rescuing her but instead powerleveling to the 40s and clearing the final mission early

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Level 2 Scarlett wondering how Chloe can suplex her with one hand now

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >He says this while fully decked out in Anemoi armor

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cute totally platonic friends

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My wife's bestie and my wife

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This guy saved a lot of cute Chloe

    https://x.com/junovermillion/status/1781157437585920194?s=46&t=34_rFJi27ZiYh1yrvLtzxQ

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      CUTE

  63. 2 weeks ago
    aceman
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Alain actually beats her 1v1 in their ring scene
      It's nice having an actual Chad for a protagonist. Nevermind the femdom infestation, the real appeal of big strong women is to defeat them and stuff them into a wedding dress.

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh yeah the elves are hags too

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Longevity is stored in the ears

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Rosalinde telling Lex that even though she's much longer lived than him it's hurtful to be told she reminds him of his grandmother
      >Lex misunderstanding her and talking about how Rosalinde reminds her of someone who can create the kind of world that would make his grandmother smile, since she's just the same type as her
      >Rosalinde offering a formal apology

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a list of rewards you get for deferring each recruitment, either by execution or telling them no?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Recruiting is always the best option with a few exceptions
      >jailing Gammel gives good money but you miss Madrin
      >executing Madrin gives you 15 divine shards but you miss out on his unique pursuit earring
      >telling Monica to frick off gives you 30 divine shards, you don't miss out on anything special
      >killing Aramis with Leah lets you recruit him and gives you an extra lapis pendant

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Seems like a case by case basis then. Units themselves aren't really important (you can recruit pre optimized mercs) but I see that some accessories come with certain recruits. The pursuit earring in particular is interesting, even though I can't think of a good use for it. Id want to combine it with the shield and sword but the only class to use all of those and come with pursuit is... paladin lol.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          pursuit earrings also work on guard hunter and healing hunter skills, I use it on Auch with an upgraded thawing staff and he clears

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Oh yeah I forgot, stopping Tatiana's experiments gives you 5 of the best healing items in the game which are unique to this option

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >telling Monica to frick off gives you 30 divine shards, you don't miss out on anything special
        Wrong, you miss out on Monica who might be the most unique romance in the game (NTRing Clive)

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Wrong, you miss out on Monica who might be the most unique romance in the game (NTRing Clive)
          It's not even a romance though, she doesn't become Queen and leaves after.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Skipping Gammel and Mandrin is a bad trade since keeping them alive enables one of the easiest sequence breaks in the game. Mandarin also comes with an almost unique item too. I'd say Jeremy is worth killing for the gold you get, since you already have two sell swords and can recruit more.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >enables one of the easiest sequence breaks in the game
          What is it?
          I spared them and didn't notice anything useful other than the pursuit earring

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Celestes' squad in her mission can solo the map if you keep gammel and mandrin alive, since the mission is at the entrance of elhiem, you can pick up the three of them as soon as you save scarlett.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That's funny, on TZ they would have died to literally every unit on the map.

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What do difficulty levels really change? Is it just bigger numbers or do you have different mechanics or things like that?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Expert you can only use 10 items per battle. TZ you can only use 5 items per battle. Outside of that, I think it's just numbers. The game isn't very difficult no matter what difficulty you play on, so I recommend going as high as possible (Expert on first playthrough). You can downrank the difficulty at any time anyway (as long as you aren't playing on TZ, which you cannot do your first time)

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Share teams. I just made a fun one.
    Aubin activates his War Horn so my melee attacks cannot be blocked
    Raenys goes first gives everyone +30 accuracy and immunity to blind.
    Mel does a small poke to set up later or uses a magic attack to delete an armoured
    Healer boy overheals the bear so hes >100% HP
    Aubin does a row attack to lower defenses
    Aubin will activate his Gamblers Coin on the bear+mel for +attack & crit damage
    Bear self buffs with Hawk eye to guarentee he lands a hit & crits then deletes a row of enemies
    Mel gets her second turn and clears up whatever is left

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > Mel or Angel eats random arrow.
      > Oh, you blinded me - here’s Pursuit or Quick Reload.
      If rolling the dice everytime you meet an archer or spamming revival is your definition of fun, then sure.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just don't fight archers with them? It's not supposed to counter every single enemy you run into. It's jsut a fun melee build using left over classes without using all your OP items which you'll want for your other main teams.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          > Angel Archer is probably one of the strongest classes in game.
          > Bear is cool and easily fits into plenty of teams.
          > Swordfighter has her uses and if given anti-guard gauntlets she can do very well. She just needs a bit of protection from the likes of Vanguard.
          > Viking I have to admit that did fell off as Breaker is just better. But I did keep Aubin around I think until Unicorn Overlord mission.
          In this case I am surprised you kept these guys as leftovers.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this pp killing comp I made by pure coincidence brought me from rank 5-1 in offline colosseum
      >gammel with sneak attack on highest atk
      >triple row blind with raenys and gammel
      >evade gloved triple counter yunifi in front
      >gryffin (normally celeste) doing gryffin things
      >mandrin just kills leftovers with row shot and pursuits

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        with sneak attack on highest atk
        meant sneak atk on highest matk, usually tends to work against caster mooks with quick cast

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I never built full offense Rogue so I used Sneak Attack on armored or high-guard enemies to open up Active/Passive Steals. Can Rogue delete wizards with just Sneak? At which level did you complete the Arena? What difficulty is it?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I think I had that set too but just found highest matk more handy with pve comps (and a lot of my own). I never built atk rogue but I feel it'd be kind of a waste because his pp seal already goes a long way.
          >At which level did you complete the Arena? What difficulty is it?
          expert. I think they were 30-31ish, I just recruited Raenys

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ah, so just like me! I did the first Arena run at lvl 20-25, second at 30.
            I thought your goal is to kill the wizard - otherwise I fail to see why would you Passive Seal him over heavy armor guy. Magical Pursuits? Quick Cast interrupt?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Magical Pursuits? Quick Cast interrupt?
              pretty much, or he cucks one of the healers. I'm finishing up Albion so if tanks become an issue again I may change it. this team won't kill legions, but for now my thief has no issues with pp and almost always has enough to cast party heal

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do girls find him cute?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >fantasy twink with mommy issues and an inferiority complex
      IRL he'd be annoying as shit, but here he's free real estate

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I never used Dark/Doom Knights in my entire playthrough since we only got one and I didn't have room for him in my squad at the time I got him.

    Anytime I saw the enemy use them, they seemed decently tanky but they spent all their HP just to do a mediocre attack. So they really feel both incredibly fragile (your swordsman can just bonk them for 1 afterwards and they die) and like one shot wonders. Do you just constantly babysit them after that? Do you have to pair them with a healer?

    They seem like total garbage, but I'm willing to be wrong.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      when has the enemy ever, ever used their units/squads intelligently?
      doom knights get tankier every time they take a hit and they get massive lifedrain. keep them fueled up with PP and they will practically never die. bring someone with parting resurrection just-in-case if you have to
      gloucester also works amazingly with berengaria, can almost get an infinite AP/PP chain going if conditions are just right

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You know how radiant knights have are pretty good with a 150 single target attack?
      Now imagine having a 100 phys 100 magic row attack

      Almost their entire kit is a meme but Dark Flame is one of the best skills in the entire game

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I remember dismissing Gloucester early on because all i saw was a 150 damage, conditional, single target skill at a time where tools for keeping some dork at exactly deaths door were limited. I don't even know what dark flame is because I haven't promoted Gloucester and any dark knights I encounter just eat shit and die.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Doom knights require support for maximizing damage but they are very effective at nuking rows of almost any kind of unit. Their dark flame row nuke hits very hard even without PPs and with conferrals etc very little survives it. A single doom knight can very easily spam dark flame about 3 times with minimal support.
      To balance it anything besides dark flame is trash and they get horrendous initiative.

      They are among the best non-unique units in the game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're really, really good. Just spam Dark Flame and turn off all the HP stuff

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shit, those thighs will keep themselves warm

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >there's a catapult you can sabotage before the Hilda mission in Drakengard
    HOLY there's so much stuff I missed on my 1st playthrough

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That catapult and the gate in Melisandre’s level are the only things I remember you can sabotage

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I felt dumb, I didn't block the gate in the Melisandre mission because I thought I was going to be able to capture it and would actually bar myself from entering that ever again area if i did.

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Has anyone seen this effect? It’s stopping from running on the overworld, have no idea how to remove it and can’t find any info on it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shaman debuffed you moron

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't that from overworld shamans slowing you down?

        Ah, I see, it must be the first time I’ve been seen by one.
        How long does it last I literally walked though two whole zones I’d already freed and it didn’t drop off until i went back and fought them.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't that from overworld shamans slowing you down?

  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Highborn genes ensure that the royal bloodline won't be tainted
    >Isn't a filthy foreigner
    >Holy shit, just look how cute she is
    >Most fertile womb in all the lands
    >Hip ratio of the gods ensures at least 40 effortless births
    >Has Yahna's sexo outfit for nighttime operations
    >Human
    She is literally the perfect queen.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >chibi doesnt have her side head hair fluff
      nah, i'm ringing chibi scarlett.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She is a free sidepiece by default if you choose literally anyone else.
      The Unicorn? Please what is it gon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but Chloe stays with Alain no matter what, so you know she'll happily attend to his needs whenever the queen has a headache. Maybe the queen's needs too, if you pick Scarlett or Ridiel.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Yeah but Chloe stays with Alain no matter what
        Chloe, Yahna, the Rose girls and Melisandre

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yunifi or the Unicorn won't mind, right?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Yeah but Chloe stays with Alain no matter what
        Not if you get her rapports with Ridiel.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Post proof

  74. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So... we're agreed?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Move elf archer down
      Move Primm, Sharon, Chloe, and Nina up

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      move miriam and yunifi up 2 spaces.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Move elf archer down
      Move Primm, Sharon, Chloe, and Nina up

      move miriam and yunifi up 2 spaces.

      How's this?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Elf archer still too high

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bro? Alain can only ring one maiden, y'know.

  75. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I literally can't beat those Angel Archers. Can't do anything because blindness cucks every setup
    Can't even cleanse because a single archer can blind the entire row at once and I've already wasted half my resources just trying to recover

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So…put on blindness immunity items…?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jeez
      If only there was something that made you immune to blindness. Too bad there's no gear at all in the game that makes you immune to specific or multiple ailments. All you ever get is berets that raise damage.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      think harder, anon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Liberate the southern castle town first (Jerome). There's a side path in it taking you to a secluded spot with a furry forma del gato in it. Next to him is a tower. Check that tower. You'll need some common sense to make the treasure found there work.
      Alternatively use a elf archer with Pure Field but that eats your start-of-battle

  76. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      does anyone ever care about kitra? every time i see her shes always in the bottom rows

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I wouldn't wife her, but she's probably down for brojobs

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >annoying as frick
        >literally everyone in the liberation hates her
        >anger issues
        >disgusting haircut
        >non romantic ending
        Literally worst girl

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't even remember her

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Better than generic Nina
        Can't compete with the sex monsters in the game of course

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Someone bring out the list of grievances.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        her enrage lines are cuter than Nina's

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Damn it >:(

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Damn it >:(

          What does the fat frick say

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            he burps

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >they'll pay

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I like her, but she's not quite one of my favorites. For that matter, she's not quite my favorite angry hammer girl. She's probably my favorite knight of the rose, though, at least.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How many times do you have to post this DihnaChloeYahnagay

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You are my homieh

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >primm that low

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Fox and Giant
        >Big titty elf that high with Hago Sexo
        Ah man, this is a coomer list for sure
        And I kneel to this king.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You are my homieh

      All these based Dinah lovers we are legion!

  77. 2 weeks ago
    aceman
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Would you eat her cooking?

      I-I will... it'd be terribly rude not to so...
      Wish me luck...

  78. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ENTER

  79. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Scarlett is consistently ranked low by furgays
    I am thinking she is based

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She’s just so boring. Literally rapport is just her being jealous or insecure. I feel like I learned nothing about Scarlett

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Scarlett‘s Rapports don’t get good until Albion. She basically has the same role as Virginia as she is Albion’s waifu.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Scarlett‘s Rapports
          All her rapports are outside of Albion. It's true she becomes relevant again once you get there. That's the thing, you rescue her and she just barely appears until Albion, 30 hours later.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Would you eat her cooking?

            And her rapports are mostly 'I suck at cooking' or 'I don't want to get cucked'

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >At the end she still sucks at cooking
              >And she's been cucked
              KINO

  80. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cursed image.
    Do not open.

  81. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Alain gets possessed
    >Galerius can command the ring
    Wow thanks unicorn…

  82. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Thus, Eltolinde joined Alain in Gran Corrine as his newly-crowned queen - and Cornia and Elheim quickly grew as united as the pair themselves. At peace with their differing lifespans, the two lived out their days in true tranquility.

    The best ending, btw.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fake and gay unicron-sama gives alain the strength to live out an elf lifespan

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine Eltolinde taking care of old man Alain

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Eltolinde's sex drive shaved off at least 10 years out of Alain's life expectancy

  83. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Berengaria has the best ring scene in the entire game
    >But is the only one who has a negative ending
    It's so weird

    I think Raenrys has the worst ending overall though, what the frick was that?

  84. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He was right

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And they killed him for it

  85. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would you eat her cooking?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She’s my wife so of course

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i'd rather kneel to galerius than eat her cooking

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Alain that’s mean….

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only if I could wash the slop down with breast milk

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "lol bad at cooking" is the worst anime girl cliche

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >worst girl has worse trope
        Well yeah

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I find it rather endearing.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I usually agree but the rapport was pretty funny thanks to the presentation

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's not tsun or yandere

  86. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  87. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would Josef approve of angel wives?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No

  88. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I got these gloves that have Binding Guard, the only real purpose I see for them is for my Thief on his Row Attack, and then stack a bunch of melee in like Berengaria that benefit from afflicted targets that cant block?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I used that combo and it was pretty good
      Just get someone who can stun the backrow and the entire enemy squad is disabled

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rogue has Sneak Attack later on which allows him to inflict Guard Seal at the start of fight - just so he can use Active/Passive Steal on the target.
      I never found „great” way to use them. I mostly did use them on Alain, Melissandre and Aubin with extra Initiative.

  89. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Okay so: Alain/Virginia/Ilenia.

  90. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      butt even

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