Unicorn Overlord

>inspires countless guys to wander around, save fair maidens and leave them in the middle of a battle ground
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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gacha tier slop of a game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Name the gacha moron

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My little Unicorn: Friendship is OverLord

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There’s no gacha elements whatsoever in this game. Please play it before shitposting.

        >Enters thread only to say stupid shit like this

        But enough about Fire Emblem

        Why are you idiots even responding to it?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They got hit with Provoke, please understand

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Because I can

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well the "gameplay" is quite similar since it's just as terrible as gacha games

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There’s no gacha elements whatsoever in this game. Please play it before shitposting.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >The gameplay is equally trash
          >IT DOESN'T HAVE THE SAME NON-GAMEPLAY ELEMENTS, CHECKMATE
          you did it anon, you killed him

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Enters thread only to say stupid shit like this

      But enough about Fire Emblem

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is unfortunately true.
      I expected deep tactical turn based action. I got mildly involved set up and forget autobattler. I can’t think that the art doesn’t have something do with the popularity. It’s shallow and dull.
      Vanillaware peaked with its action games.
      For me it’s Muramasa.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      THIS
      STOP SHILLING THIS GARBAGE SLOP, IT FLOPPED HARD AND NOBODY IS PLAYING IT

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >STOP TALKING ABOUT GAME
        >not just letting them go extinct naturally
        If a game is bad then discussion would dry up naturally.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          NOT ON Ganker where you incel losers spams this garbage cause of muh waifu.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            shlomo dont you have other marketing threads to bump while dilating?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >confirms hes a small dick incel
              lmaoooooo kys

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Go back to your gacha art dump threads where morons are too lazy to browse boorus themselves and beg for reposts

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Meds

      >Enters thread only to say stupid shit like this

      But enough about Fire Emblem

      Schizo

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >left Primm in the middle of a warzone
    Bravo aramis…

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Someone! Quick! Post Dinah! That will prove that us furtrannies are owning the Gankeredditors!!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        we get it.
        Furry thing, le bad!

        >act like annoying homosexuals and spam threads
        >lol u guise r so mad!!1!1
        Congratulations on exemplifying everything people hate furBlack folk for

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          just shut the frick up talk about the game moron

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Actually pretty funny. You should keep making OC.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      we get it.
      Furry thing, le bad!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      >act like annoying homosexuals and spam threads
      >lol u guise r so mad!!1!1
      Congratulations on exemplifying everything people hate furBlack folk for

      I like when you can tell a previous thread had a direct affect on some poor moron’s psyche, like the thread last night with all the weebs seething that someone dared state how Dinah was more popular than any generic elf or human girl in the game.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        t. Never read any of her rapports

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >exact same waifuposting all the other popular girls from this game are getting
        >but she’s fluffy so it must be a gay op from FurAffinity or something

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Go back to e21 furBlack person

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Frick off you homosexual ass troony. Quit playing victim like every other braindead furgay

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Correct. Let the asshurt commence.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They hated him because he spoke only the truth. Keep winning Dinah chad.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Incestgays don‘t get any shit for circlejerking, same for chocolategays or swordmastergays but don‘t you dare talk about dinah!
          Its still 2007 and we totally don‘t have constant threads about sonic girls or midna or renamon etc

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Being human isn't a difficult requirement.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And Dinah is mogged by the Owl.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The Owl doesn't marry you. She's also a granny you sick frick.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Shut up disingenuous anon!

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No idea when and how I missed that.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i have no idea either... Is that Virginia's mission?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, it should just be a minor quest on the way to the final mission of Drakenhold.

        I think you went the other way and not as gilbert told you

        Huh, I usually explore before I pick the next battle. Silly me.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It’s the mission outside the front castle gates. You’re supposed to do it before starting Gilbert’s mission

          damn it must've really been minor because I don't remember SHIT from it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It’s the mission outside the front castle gates. You’re supposed to do it before starting Gilbert’s mission

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think you went the other way and not as gilbert told you

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i have no idea either... Is that Virginia's mission?

      I think you went the other way and not as gilbert told you

      No, it should just be a minor quest on the way to the final mission of Drakenhold.
      [...]
      Huh, I usually explore before I pick the next battle. Silly me.

      It's so fricking stupid. If you go by level order, THAT ONE QUEST gets blocked because going to the capital makes it fail, and the capital mission is lower level. Tons of people miss it, it has no negative impact whatsoever.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >still stuff missing
    Damn.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      have you done the post story stuff? outside the the castle? looks like that's what youre missing

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, that was before I finished the game.
        Pretty sure these are generic paladins, right? That you could hire after the final battle.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah looks like it.
          I know I got all of mine highlighted but I wasn't keeping track.
          I know I have a few entries missing in my Archives, but I'm assuming that those are the ones I do if I didn't rescue scarlet or did the capital early

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >still can't recruit the open helm generic paladin
      Vanillaware I DEMAND a refund

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's in some of the battles right before Gran Corrine.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i want to princess carry gilbert

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This but Amalia carrying me

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This but me carrying Amalia (she's blushing)

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Left or Right?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i didn't even realize til now that she used to wear the same outfit.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        homie, all the classes wear the same outfit, unique units or generic.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          man i only saw alcina in her for like 5 mins max of screentime, cut me some slack.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Which one is more willing to suck your balls?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Both are willing but the left one will revive your soul into your grandson’s body and suck his balls while you’re possessing him.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Both. Raw. With fertility drugs.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Left every time

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Right because of the big hat

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Right because of the lighting

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nearing the end of Albion and getting sad that I'malmost done. I've really enjoyed getting lost in this game while browsing the surprisingly comfy threads on Ganker. It's such a rarity when I can actually discuss a game I like without constant shitposting. Nothing to really look forward to now except for SMT Vengeance.

    Anyway, the game seems to really push Scarlett HARD as the Canon choice for your Maiden, but my heart is really drifting towards the Elven sisters (after learning how shit Berengaria's epilogue is).

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >(after learning how shit Berengaria's epilogue is)
      You are ruining this for yourself.
      It's of course hard to not notice these discussions when you browse the threads, but you are also making it worse for yourself, as anons have shown to deliberately or not mislead or misinterpret these post-game epilogues.
      I avoided all and any ring scenes and epilogues for any maidens I was interested in and picked them purely on my own experience during my playthrough. Whatever happens afterwards is then also part of this experience.
      Also, the game ended anyway, it doesn't affect your game in any way.
      Furthermore, it's Berengaria, what do you expect?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fricking this. She really doesn’t come off as the type that would sit on the throne for long.
        Or really anywhere for long

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          she could sit on me a little if you get what I mean you know haha

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I like the way you think

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >anons have shown to deliberately or not mislead or misinterpret these post-game epilogues
        Thank you voice of reason.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Scarlett has that classic problem where she was designed from the ground up as The Love Interest to the point where they forgot to make her particularly interesting or endearing

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >they forgot to make her particularly interesting or endearing
        But she's the most interesting and endearing girl in the game?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >scarlett
          >interesting
          comically large breasts are not a interesting trait

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If they're not interesting then why do so many people look them up and intently study them everyday?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You're right, being the genetically engineered lost pope who was given a holy mission to guide Alain and mirrors his backstory with her own lost inheritance, is the one that knows about the sanctuaries and the altar and introduces every single character throughout a whole country is.

            What was your waifu known for again?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Hot dark elf

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >she’s interesting because…she’s a plot device…

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                "Plot device" is buzzword for "Actually relevant but I don't know how to spin that as a bad thing".

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Shut the frick up you brainless gooner

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I accept your concession.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Plot importance does not equal being interesting. Just because she holds her staff up so Alain can commune with the sages isn’t interesting.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                see

                I accept your concession.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >no counter argument

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              enraging threads

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >genetically engineered lost pope
              What the frick?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The first pope was genetically engineered by the Zenoirans to be able to use holy magick. The failed experiments are the angels. That’s why she’s the only playable character who can use holy elemental.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What do you mean by “genetically engineered”? Using what?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Using (Zenoiran) magick of course

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I literally couldn’t have learned less right now

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Play the game, and you will get the full story

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Zenoiran breeding experiments in an attempt to harness purification magic, same reason they tried to sacrifice a unicorn in some unholy ritual. Of course they're so moronic that it never crossed their minds that using purification power for impure means is a contradiction so stupid it would genocide them.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They tried to mix humans with the actual unicorn (using magic bullshittium, no bestiality going on here). Angels were the failures, Scarlett's greatgreatgreatgrandpa or grandma was the succesful one, which is why now she fires lasers. Later on that succesful one escaped from Zenoira and threw his lot in with the Maiden (Alain's greatgreatgreatgrandma) and the elven turenos (Eltolinde's and Rosalinde's middle aged parents) to uhhh, build the sanctuaries and do the ring stuff I think? Honestly I kinda forget what they did beyond witnessing Zenoira get nuked.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              She's boring, mainly known for how bad she cooks and how much of cuckqueen she is.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't know about you but I would stare at Scarletts huge flopping breasts all day long, that makes her interesting to me

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They are actually

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >(how shit Berengaria's epilogue is).
      I think people are reading this is being a lot worse than the writer's intended. she's still Alain's wife & queen, she just doesn't hang out in the castle most of the time.

      did anyone ever post the original Japanese for Ren's epilogue?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed. And elven pussy is the best choice since they won't be hitting the wall in your lifetime.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Opposite consideration of that is you'll be leaving her alone for the majority of her life.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, I know the game tries to steer you back to Scarlet with this line of argument. But I like to think my elven bride has the mental fortitude to accept life's facts and deal with grief.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SNIIIIIIFFFFFFFFF

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can she smell when Alain’s been….you know…?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, she could smell Alain when Galerius started to lose control over his body.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's crazy how much better Yunifi is than any other girl.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If only she was still a sexy lioness

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >look the game up
    >it's an indieshit sideslopper

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That’s a new one

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know what this word combination means.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Judging things by its cover

      Never change anon, stay classy

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I organize character within my parties based exclusively on height. I despise having characters obscured by larger classes. For such a reason Kitra is always on the bottom right

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BIG
    MEATY
    THIGHS

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thighs made for attracting mates

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >look the game up
    >it’s a kafkaesque cbt simulator

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's Clive's relationship with Monica

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cbt?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cornia Bastorias Trucking

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Scarlett has big gazongas ergo she’s in the top 5 best girls by default, thems the breaks.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So Railanor is best girl?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >judging based on fanart
        Stupid secondary.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Are you implying Railnor doesn't have top 4 biggest breasts in the game?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ?????
          Theyre bigger than almost everyones head in the game. Only breasts that even come close are maybe Celeste

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          wtf are you talking about, her INGAME boobs are huge too
          Do you Black folk play or just open these threads just b***h and complain?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ?????
            Theyre bigger than almost everyones head in the game. Only breasts that even come close are maybe Celeste

            Are you implying Railnor doesn't have top 4 biggest breasts in the game?

            He said best girl, based on breastsize alone.
            Selvie and Celeste have her beat easily.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              So frick Selvie?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sadly, Selvie's proposal scene wasn't very good. She just doesn't seem like a great match for Alain, theres too many better option

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                homie what? It’s cute as frick

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                nta, but at the very least, I found it funny how the first few lines of her rejection as well as her acceptance lined up.
                cracked a smile out of me

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Do you Black folk play
            where do you think we are?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You do know Railanor literally has some of the biggest in game breasts right moron

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She’s also in the top 3

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Challenge: name 3 things about Scarlett that aren’t her boobs or plot importance. Difficulty impossible

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's blonde
      She has drill hair
      She's a priest that goes into being high priestess that's super dodge happy

      Pay me Black person, I win.

    • 2 weeks ago
      aceman

      Breasts.

      Melons.

      Ballistics

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >melons
        Get out

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Her drills, her good genetics, her smiting

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Caterpillars.
      Cooking (badly).
      Jealousy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Reformed ojou-sama
      Likes fashion and accesories
      Priestess

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So... was that enough?

      >people unironically think Zenoiran soldiers didn’t rape the frick out of her loose body

      Oh wait nevermind he's switched to the cuck narrative already.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Her animations are cute! 😀

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Preistess is a cool class. Using holy type magic attacks is always based.
      Being a religious type character makes her cool.
      Her big round dress is pretty.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be me, a regular ol fighter
    >have a cute witch gf
    >she’s not very good at magick yet but she does her best with the hip sway casting
    >we’re a very regular fighter/caster couple
    >we get hired from the fort by some upstart prince one day
    >fight a few fights, prince decides I die way too much
    >assigns me to guard a town in the middle of a desert
    >but he keeps my witch gf
    >noooo
    >many weeks pass, mail from her gets fewer and fewer
    >the army has moved all the way north and then west
    >is she dead? Did she… fall for another man? The prince himself??

    >even more time passes
    >get news that Gran Corrine has been recovered
    >recalled back to the capital for a party
    >frantically look for her
    >she’s walking right alongside some of the most famous names
    >leads her own squad now
    >bigger hat
    >bigger staff
    >new clothes
    >sexier body
    >confident smile

    B-bros…

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >people unironically think Zenoiran soldiers didn’t rape the frick out of her loose body

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I usually gravitate to the girls with the biggest boobs but Celeste and Railanor have too generic of designs and Scarlett has a bland personality.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Scarlett slander yet again
    gays

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Milkbros shouldn’t be fighting each other, the flats are out enemies

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fran is way hotter than Scarlett though

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That’s just what a dirty flatgger would say

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        t. Fran

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >All this Scarlett talk

    Guess I’ll post this

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SCARLETT COPTER

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        WHOOSH!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          fricking KEK, thanks for the laugh before going to work i should've left but cant stop waifuposting

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why didn’t Scarlett do this when she was kidnapped, is she stupid?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            too distracted by Alain's pits at the docks.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to give Scarlett a breast reduction!

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just entered Albion and i find fighting the angels so fricking annoying

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's everyone's experience.
      Hope your elf archers are ready.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Where’s your blindness immunity equipment?

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What a terrible list. Half of them are wrong

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is the OP blond frickable by Alain? He looks like Jeritza.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That is Aramis.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sexo. Either him or sad emo Snape knight will be picked by my Alain.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Do you mean Gloucester?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I think he means Renault

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I meant that pale emo knight in plate with armour and black curly hair.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Oh wait, duh, not Gloucester, it's Renault.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Made for redhead Clerics

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No you just become totally platonic best friends for life

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >look the game up
    >it's a furgay dating simulator

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did Cornia react more positively to their king marrying a dog than a desert girl?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cornians are still butthurt that drakenstanis killed Gerard

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        drakennigs did help kill their previous king iirc

        Hey be respectful, they’re called DrakenPOCs in current year

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          honest thought that said drakenPOG
          i probably need glasses. I'm getting old...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      drakennigs did help kill their previous king iirc

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She’s a Vixen you Dork!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Could blame them she’s an absolute fox

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did they release a properly translated and detailed patch notes? What did "new item options" actually mean?

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >can cook
    >extremely fertile body
    >canonically more beautiful than Scarlett
    >has sexy witch clothes she can wear
    >not insecure and jealous 24/7
    Why would anyone pick Scarlett over her?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She is kinda boring. You are right though. She is a thousand times better than Scarlett.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Scarlett is hotter. By far.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Propose to the Chloe!
      Marry the Chloe!
      Go on honeymoon with the Chloe!

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Play game
    >It's just another dating/shipping sim with a tacked on auto battler

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >This makes people violently shit their pants in utter rage

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      or make threads angrily just to get autosaged.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly I kneel

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Furgays think they won they war, 15 years ago, but the resentment is still bubbling on Ganker.
      We really don't like your kind.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I’m sure your SomethingAwful brethren that haven’t 41%ed would be proud of you.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Go make your thread then loser

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This is not the furgay thread, so it's fine.

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I do consider Aramis a bit of a Chad. Guy just joins your army and is woing the girls with his aryan genetics. Who is his chosen soulmate and why is it Primm?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Aramis keks…

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >He cucks himself by not picking Selvie
        Sorry for your loss

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Based Selvie chad

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Selvie looks like she smells bad.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              She looks like she smells disgusting

              So give her a bath?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Eh, she’s not naive enough to easily take advantage of and frick stupid

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Good. That means she knows consequences and won't cheat. Unlike elves

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            She looks like she smells disgusting

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Would smell

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Good job, you just guaranteed that the royal family will be painfully autistic for generations. Might as well hand over the kingdom to the Dr*kenholdians right now.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            oh no! the royal family is going become Ganker...
            FRICK. CLIVE GET IN HERE NOW

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Alains good looks and charisma + Selvies Ultra high IQ and top tier body
            I'm no scientist but you are wrong.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Aramis just wants to be a merc
    >Virginia wants to tell his brother the truth
    >tell her to frick off and respects the man's wish
    and now I don't have the little prince with me
    how the frick would I know?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That whole scene was about Gilbert feeling like he's a cheap stand-in replacement for his much-superior older brother who died. By having Aramis talk with Gilbert, he tells Gilbert that he truly deserves to be King and that he's earned it, he didn't get the position by default.

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm completely stuck on the last main story fight in Bastorias. Nearly all of my units are useless. I have no idea what I am doing.
    Please recommend good units. I don't want you you to tell me how to "build" a unit, literally just tell me what units you used that did well in the late game.
    pls....

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Make a flying unit and fly over the mountain that separates you and the rat man

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >not killing every furry in Bastorias

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gloucester/Mordon/Berenice/healer/Gilbert
      Let Gloucester tank all the shit while he and Mordon gets madder and madder

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You beat the wolf/bear level how can you struggle with fleeting dream?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know. My units just started sucking all of the sudden!

        Make a flying unit and fly over the mountain that separates you and the rat man

        So just go straight for him?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Five swordmasters. Ten swords. More than enough to kill anything that moves.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why is Leah so fricking flat?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Small breasts are more sensitive.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Lucina archetype.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Leah isn’t cringe like Lucina tho

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not flat.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I like how there is a literal teleports behind you class that still doesn’t match up to this edginess

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i love incest so much

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gilbert…

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Half Wincest? Since she’s just a Cousin?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I will not marry Virginia because I do not want to cuck Gilbert out of the one good thing that happens in his life.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I wish you could marry him to Amalia because it would be funny.

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yunifi smells like cat piss actually

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You think Yufini just pisses right in front of people?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She totally does

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          A new kink might be unlocked

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Railanor looks like she fricking reeks

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She never gets to take off that armor or to let the underneath dry out

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She smells, but in that good musky erotic sort of way

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Birds don't really smell and Ramona probably uses perfume as well.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tatiana would smell the best because she's an accomplished doctor and understands hygiene. Also her mask is full of flowers.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She literally works around corpses. She puts flowers in her mask to hide the smell. Doesn’t mean her entire body smells good

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Plague doctor suits are the predecessor of hazmat suits and she would wash herself thoroughly after dealing with the dying all day.

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >try out different party comps
    >"oh its shit maybe I'll try-"
    >still fricking shit
    >"sweet I think I'll finally settle on.."
    >wrong map that directly counters everything I set up
    This game makes me feel like such a brainlet sometimes. The actual strategy I got down but I'm having a little difficulty with the synergy outside of two groups.

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lex....

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >splut
      I too cum when being stabbed by Chloe

  42. 2 weeks ago
    aceman
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Loved that rapport. I want to see Dinah shed!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Loved that rapport. I want to see Dinah shed!

      What's going on here?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        two chicks who wear nothing but bikinis/bawd armor find being in the desert really hot and uncomfortable.
        iirc dinah was talking about things like her winter coat or something about bestrals shedding sometimes to adapt to new environments, and I think Rail slightly enthusiastic to see it happen.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      my wives...
      >Multiple
      OH WAIT SHIT, MR. UNICORN I DIDN'T MEAN IT!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        homie. You're fine, Unicron-sama is dead.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Unicron-sama is dead
          Thank you Optimus, very cool.

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I finally found that XD face, but I didn't realize Alain almost became gay and was saved by Scarlet and Chloe

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    does anyone have the link for 1.04 patch? cant find anywhere on the internet

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Post favorite ost

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I love the Nighttime Bastorias/Drakenhold theme, Coliseum Menu and Cornia themes

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This game has some really moronic design choices
    >finish the first area with my units around level 12-13
    >get to choose between 2 new areas
    >Elf area starts with a mission that is level 15, so naturally I figured that this would be a good choice
    >finish the Elf area with units in their mid level twenties
    >decide to go to the Dragon area
    >first mission is level 10
    ?????????????
    How did these moronic devs frick this up so badly?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You’re the moron since the game tells you to go to drakenhold first

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No it doesn't. It LITERALLY says that the choice is mine to make, and I think that "unleashing the true power of the ring" sounded a lot more interesting than "find random guy lol"

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Josef literally says you should go to drakenhold first to save your cousin. Also you’re a moron for not checking the level of the first level there in the first place

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair, the difficulty balance around that part of the game is a bit screwy even if you're going the "intended" route. The higher-level Cornia missions are largely still easier than the early Drakenhold missions, and a little ways into Drakenhold you're likely to get an astronomical power boost from promotions and leave the enemy forces in the dust.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You weren't meant to entirely clear out Cornia before leaving, just enough that you got the message that you were strong enough to rescue Scarlett. It's dumb since it's piss easy to do before Scarlett. Hell the game accounts for you possibly facing Galerius prior to ever rescuing Scarlett.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Given the route options the game gives you, they should have included enemy level scaling. It's one reason I'm not going to do a replay anytime soon as even if I do challenging areas early, I'll just be overlevelled for other parts.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Would change virtually nothing, except a few more armors would have cover skills now. You'd still be cutting through everything like butter, only you'd be permanently exactly 3 levels ahead of every enemy all the time. How exciting.

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is he right Gankerro's?

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >was instrumental for going through Galerius' shields and doing great damage to him
    >cut through Baltro's frontline after Alains row attack
    >slashes Baltro down to 1 HP so that Alain can confirm the kill
    >both sincere and heroic during the bad end and good end ring scenes while looking great next to Alain
    >apparently a competent queen as well
    Really happy with my maiden-choice, all of this felt so elevating..

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Melisandre's better, but your choice is okay I guess.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Virginia is better and your choice is not okay

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      You are a man of integrity just like me.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I like how there is still some insecurity in that line, but she's full-on hero-mode for the rest of the scene.

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When do you get to see Baltro nuking you with the skull unicorn? I saw people post it but never witnessed it myself. Possibly because I killed Baltro before he could act.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well, obviously if you kill him before he can act he cant use his actions.

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    putting babies in jeremy to advance relations between cornia and drakenhold!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Clapping anon’s cheeks and pounding anon against a wall

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Canon wife

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      is josef

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Josef is a man and not gay

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          josef is a man getting buttfricked by alain most nights, he's loud as frick and everybody at camp knows

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe not surprisingly, the feather shield (forgot the dudes name) found some good use in this squad, adding another armored guy into the frontrow for the banner, reducing the amount of debuffs going around and countering the magic that is supposed to counter the frontline.
    Still probably my weakest unit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like debuffs really dropped off in the second half of the game, both in terms of using them myself and suffering from them. I guess this is simply because the latter regions have more than just humans, so you encounter less druids and have more units to build squads from.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the feather shield (forgot the dudes name)
      i just call him buzzlight year.
      i know his name looks something like a farquaad but his background makes me less inclined to call him that.
      Honestly, given the backstory, surprised that him and Bertrand don't have a rapport consoling each other

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Man I hate this fricking game, everytime I get some new item or new unit that I think is an upgrade, I feel the urge to redo all my squads, and new items and units keep fricking dropping.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's half the fun, anon. You gotta love the menus, you just gotta.

      You'll discover that by the time you get to the last area or two, and you have your set squads, it's less fun as you steamroll everything with largely the same setups.

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      clerics look like they're be pretty good at hitting things with their stick. Too bad you need a special weapon to let them do that.

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Which class should get the master's gauntlets?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Featherswords or swordmasters.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >swordmemesters
        bad idea, they have PP skills they want to use. featherswords on the other hand only want to use discharge and nothing else.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >they have PP skills they want to use
          If you want, you can push their evasion high enough that they won't need to use their parry anywaya, and that gear gives them even more evasion passively. They often go fast enough that Charged Impetus is their first AP skill and if you give them 3 AP, then this one can be their third.
          >featherswords on the other hand only want to use discharge
          Yeah, discharge consumes their buffs. This one is another buff and it also adds to their evasion.

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ok but what does he say if you give him the ring? does he accept his rightful place as a royal power bottom?

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is the update out on Switch yet?

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://db.bepis.moe/aa2/view/63212 - 93 downloads
    https://db.bepis.moe/aa2/view/63213 - 119 downloads
    Chocobros, how did this happen?

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honkers

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why does Scarlett stand like that?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You try balancing those bags of milk all the time

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        breasts too heavy weighing her down

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nah just give me the elves.
    Or the Cornians

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    emubros where is the update?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its not on switch yet

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    One thing I'd fault UO for is that its soundtrack is kind of mediocre. Each country has a limited set of musical background themes and they get old rather quickly.
    Some of the boss stages have good music but that's about it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I thought I'd get tired of Cornia's overworld theme
      But I've really come around to it. I think Drakenhold is the only one I don't like.

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What classes don't benefit hugely from shamans? Want to know before I go on a hiring spree to fill up some guard stations

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shaman makes every dps class better.

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wew...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus christ

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SHE'S FAST

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Slap a giant shield on your tank
        >Become a dodge tankk

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Travis-san...Rogue-bros... I think we're getting replaced by Princess leia...

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        into the garbage chute thiefboy!

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would you?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stop asking questions you already know the answer to.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Would you?
      Eat her cooking? Absolutely.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Toriel is looking kinda weird today

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >best, canon girl was buffed
    Jobberbros we are so fricking back.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who the hell would ring Leah?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's a mystery.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Patricians of the highest calibur possible, troglodytes such as yourself wouldn't get it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >was instrumental for going through Galerius' shields and doing great damage to him
        >cut through Baltro's frontline after Alains row attack
        >slashes Baltro down to 1 HP so that Alain can confirm the kill
        >both sincere and heroic during the bad end and good end ring scenes while looking great next to Alain
        >apparently a competent queen as well
        Really happy with my maiden-choice, all of this felt so elevating..

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      canon what, canon chair of Virginia?

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >InceLeah

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >favorite girl is ochlys
    >redditors legit seethe if you pick her because "waaaaah she's gay stop being homophobic"
    So these are Fire Emblem fans right?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Even worst, Twittards and Redditors.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who else, they're all fricking morons obsessed with pairings because that's what fire emblem has devolved into so now they're trying to project their shit onto UO but it doesn't work so now they make up headcanons then get mad when people don't give a frick.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're cut from the same cloth if you get into arguments about canon wife, best girl, worst girl, etc. The Venn diagram of you and them is a circle.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >redditors
      Why are you even there in the first place?

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >That Jeremy and Aubin rapport
    So I assume Jeremy's old boss went down fighting instead of begging for his life which is what led Jeremy to not giving a shit about what he had to do to live.

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think the stamina system does a good job of fixing the problem that some FE games have of "just send in Chrom paired up with Robin and rout the whole map with one unit"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The one thing I wished they learned about FE is to not make unit movement speed in the map something tied to class or stats. It makes Cavaliers pretty much mandatory on every team and makes it so only they get to be team leaders.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hoplites have the same problem as FE knights. They just have a whole squad to help them go faster.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hoplites funnily enough don't impact squad mobility significantly more than standard infantry, as long as they aren't the leader (no infantry should be anyway). But they kinda just blow in general.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            they are underrated, sure you won't be able to do epic cat hood strats and oneshot the entire party but you can just pair them with a saint knight and that team becomes pretty much unkillable outside breakers

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What is Hastened Call?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You don't need a gryphon on your team to get hastened call and there's even an item that grants it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It sounds good on paper, but pretty much mitigated by being able to switch units after starting combat, and that 0 stamina units only mean they can't move and gave no other penalties to combat.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes yes... that's good and all, however.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I’m doing a item free permadeath run. It’s finally at a fun difficult.

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Surprise hit for me, my GOTY so far and I don’t think theirs much coming up for the rest of the year.

  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The true flat queen!

  74. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Chloe

  75. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Scarlett should have b***h slapped her for this

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And she couldn't

  76. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >only unit leader's valor skills are usable
    How different would this change gameplay?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cavalry and gryphons are still too good.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You would just continue using cavalry leaders and deploy Vikings, Gryphons, Shamans, etc. for their valor at frequent garrison pit stops. Pretty dumb change.

  77. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    coliseum really is the hyperbaric time chamber. didn't realize until after my binge i had a 10-15 level defecit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I fed all the exp to Gilbert and Virginia reprimanded me for letting him get all the glory.

  78. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  79. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There are no flat girls, there are only inflated expectations

  80. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me its generic sergeant (female).

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I also love Chloe and think she is sweet and adorable and very hand-holdable

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bump

  81. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    are we back?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, frick off.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dinah is like that shitty rootbeer you drink with other alcoholics, Selvie is that sweet wine you drink with your crush

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i never left

  82. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dumping thots mid battleground is the sign of a true chad

  83. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    did Symphony of war or Himeko sutori have something to do with this ogre battle style revival?

  84. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It hilarious how this game has the biggest goldmine of weebs pissed off that people love the anthro characters so much. Dinah is the second most viewed romance in the game and both this place and shitreddit are scratching their fricking heads pissing and shitting and crying trying to find a reason to explain why people like the anthros instead of their milquetoast tropey samey anime girls.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      holy shit shut up

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Like Dinah isn't your stereotypical tsundere, lol. I don't mind her but the fact you guys keep having to put down other candidates to bolster your own is probably why there's so much seethe.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it has been years since the last time a proper tsundere was done and not just "b***h that sort of stops being b***h later"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      swear to god, youre just falseflagging just to fan the flames.
      there isn't even a correlation between a gay who would play this game and Rivals of Aethers

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        NEED a Dinah edit of this

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >picturized King Alain gives bestral Queen first royal bath

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Frickling saved.

  85. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >spend all military treatises on merc archer with 100% crit for assists
    >get into fight with him
    >mfw his row shot

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      HOPE YOU'RE PAYING ME MORE FOR THIS

  86. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ywn experience this game for the first time ever again
    How are you coping bros?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      By just playing again, only slightly faster on my next playthrough

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        speedrun autists already beat the game in 2 hours on TZ how could I hope to compete with that?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm just playing other games to try and distract myself from wanting to play through it again. I have to move on at some point, right?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >playing another game (kingsvein)
      I'm ok

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm haven't. I'm still torn. I have some issues with the game but it's still an immaculate supergame. Those are so rare nowadays and this one definitely changed me a bit. It's so good and there's literally nothing like it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >a literal owl
        >needs glasses
        Explain this shit

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Her sight isn't that good so she needs glasses

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Owls are supposed to have 100x better vision than humans

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              well she has eye problems despite that
              she has to read stuff and cast magic so she uses glasses, probably mostly for reading

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                why doesn't she just cast her eyesight buff on herself

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                she can't do that

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Bird brain

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not enough valor

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      By huffing paint until my brain damage makes me forget everything

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      by waiting for Kamitani's newest game
      btw i replayed dragon's crown after UO and i think it's a better game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the little updates we've been getting is giving me a lot of hopium. i predict some cute DLC by next month

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was nice at the start, but the game got a bit boring and tedious for me around-after elf capital. Got too samey and easy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      im more upset at the lack of end game content than first time feels if anything. i want more but i know im just gonna burn myself out if i just keep playing the same thing over and over

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i'll miss all the fun we had discussing about the characters and gameplay mechanics. also the game will be my favorite of this year

  87. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What does Alain need Colm to catch Melisandre for?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So she stops coming unannounced to the royal gatherings
        b***h he won't marry you deal with it

        why doesn't she just cast her eyesight buff on herself

        not a valid target

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >no Galerius and that one thief telling Alain to kill himself
      shit meme

      >a literal owl
      >needs glasses
      Explain this shit

      farsight glasses exist too

  88. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >graphics are phone tier
    >auto battler
    >plot is really lacking compared to past vanillaware games

    I am 100% convinced this was a phone game they decided to just make into a console game. The difference in quality between this and their other titles is shockingly bad.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >auto battler

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it quite literally is an auto battler you homosexual. more so than FFXII was.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, frick fire emblem and SRW, all these auto battlers filling the market

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Fire emblem does not have auto battling, it is an actual tactical turn based rpg. I havent played super robot wars because the art style is beyond fricking cringe.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Why can't I choose to not double attack in FE? Why is that automated?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                all of things mentioned in the post are not battling. battling is when there is combat, and the combat in unicorn overlord is automatic. that is why it is an auto battler. No amount of damage control from mind broken troons desperate to defend their slop will save you from this. Look I love Vanillaware. I really do. I bought a Vita just to play their games. Im am STILL playing 13 sentinels. Stop giving them a free pass just because you like the company. The game is trash, the story is fricking weak and the combat is so fricking mind numbingly boring that i was playing on the highest difficulty and still never had any issues. Building teams is braindead easy. Choosing the right skills to link is also braindead. Fricking Final fantasy XII was more complicated with its gambit system and that was what.. 20 years ago? man im getting old

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ur a gayet

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Damn...you actually don't have a counterargument

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >its not an auto battler because... you choose where to move the units... who then automatically battle eachother...

                As someone who has played a lot of Fire Emblem, you're full of shit. I made a fricking Naruto character in Birthright with the idea of him triggering as many abilities as possible, but that's just the thing: he TRIGGERS abilities, I never CHOOSE them.

                >Birthright
                I said fire emblem anon the 3ds games are failed abortions

                "man im getting old" is only said by those younger than 20. Go play your zoomer gacha sonny.

                im 33 this year, born in 91. also im pretty sure zoomers are like 26 you moron

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So not only are you old, you're also pathetic? Damn.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                All video games that aren't VR are autobattlers since I'm not actually directly swinging a sword with my hands.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                "man im getting old" is only said by those younger than 20. Go play your zoomer gacha sonny.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Another one buck broken by the Unicorn

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              As someone who has played a lot of Fire Emblem, you're full of shit. I made a fricking Naruto character in Birthright with the idea of him triggering as many abilities as possible, but that's just the thing: he TRIGGERS abilities, I never CHOOSE them.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Fire emblem does not have auto battling
              It literally does, every encounter has a pre-determined outcome based on what you equip the characters with just like Unicorn. Are you moronic?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >t. actual moron

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What's the counter argument?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      auto batter is any time i'm not swinging the sword myself

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Auto battler?! NO WAY

  89. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >replying to the same old bait

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >is a phone poster
      >anything i dont like is bait

      You know one day some rich moron is going to buy this site and ban phone posting and I cant fricking wait.

  90. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >posting bait about bait

  91. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    chocolate

  92. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >berengaria gets kidnapped
    >now robbed of the centerpiece of one of my best units
    how much longer before i get her back

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You have to beat Drakenhold

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's too late, she's already been cumdumpstered before you even got your second rapport.

  93. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Franu

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fran!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Frani

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fran!

      Frani

      5 in each mining sites.
      Albion also has 5 + 1 for each regions.

      >hides behind her gryphon during her propsal scene
      God she's cute. Not to mention useful, she fricking carried me through most of the game. I didn't realize how small she was, though

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        how small?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Smaller than i thought, since shes always on the bird killing people when I see her

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Basically breaker-sized, cute.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >skinny
            >pale
            >short
            >cute short hair
            Oh my god she is the perfect little frickdoll, bros how do I make a Fralain unit

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Had fun with this flier squad, using Lex to buff them with the aerial banner and to occasionally catch an arrow. Sharon was also there.
              They are easy anyway. Buff their attacks with a tome, let them attack the back row and stuff starts dying.

  94. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fact: Master Gloves should go with Fran because Gryphons barely have any good Passives.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I put mine on yunifi with stunning results

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She'll burn through her PP too quickly thanks to triple counter also triggering.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          she only needs to do it twice. otherwise she usually has leftover pp from not getting targeted enough

  95. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how many treasure maps is there in each region?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      6

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      5 in each mining sites.
      Albion also has 5 + 1 for each regions.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      5 each
      Albion unlocks the 6th for each

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Each
        Wait, how?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          idk if I worded that incorrectly but Each land has 5 treasure maps in their natural mining zone
          You keep mining in Albion to get their 6th and final one.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Oh you had to mine even more? Frick. Here I thought that one rabbit telling me about the treasure in front of the tree was it.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              if you see a treasure map icon top right when you digthen you didn't dig out everything

              dinah, pretty sure they are snowpetal or whatever the frick her squad name was.
              she has an odd sense of humor

              >she has an odd sense of humor
              what

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Are the 6th treasures any good?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                not really but i think i used some
                you want to mine anyway as all the useless paltinum you dig sells for a fortune

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If you bring Dinah to them she’ll joke about killing them

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >what
                you'll see what I mean if you do it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      5. In the final region you can get an extra map for every location for a total of 6.

  96. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is her ass so fricking fat bros?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lots of bird seeds

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The gods owed her after what happened, so they blessed her with that.

  97. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do I make featherswords not feel like poop?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Give them buffs, the wingline standard helps a lot

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the wingline standard
        Where's that?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      give her a gale sword, discharge, and she'll be a good janny

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      prior to 30- dodge tank
      post 30- dodge tank with an actual attack

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Actual attack
        Honestly it's pretty meh all things considered, reminds me a lot of Josef's 2 AP single target attack. Not worth the price in either case but when you look at the rest of their attacks you realize none of them are actually worth the AP they cost.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Their attacks can hit the back row.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's copium, but there's a freeze sword in Bastorias, and they're probably the best users of it since they can bypass the front row. If you put one on the same team as an Elven Archer you can even freeze a full back row between the two of them!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I thought weapon skills stay melee on flying units

        >the wingline standard
        Where's that?

        relatively early in albion
        so basically not until the end of the game

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nope, fliers get to just ignore the rules and range-ify everything

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You don't and not waste party slots on featherswords
      I wonder if the reason why they suck so much ass compared to any other albion class is because Ochlys exists (though they didn't make paladins ass in similar Joseph situation and just gutted his growth)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >though they didn't make paladins ass in similar Joseph situation and just gutted his growth
        Paladin's skill list is pretty damn subpar m8, it's just less noticeable since he's overleveled to high hell at the start. Even with his stats at level 50 his attacks just exist to feed his PP which gets quickly depleted with his single target passive that reduces damage by 50% for one ally. The shield might be cute in early game when there are 2 enemies at most but once squads reach 4 you get tired of him pissing away all his PP before the enemy even finishes with their attacks. Pursuit also is wasted on him since he's not a pure phys class so it hits like a wet noodle, he should've had a pursuit that dealt part magic damage.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Paladins are just slightly worse sacred knights with some niches, featherswords are dog ass and even more compared to any other angel job which all are stupidly strong if used right

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'd say they're far worse than sainted knights, given Sainted have solid support skills and their attacks feed their PP on impact, not if enemies die to them.

  98. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God, can you imagine what Chloe's wedding ceremony was like? Everyone's having a good time, then it all stops when they try to find the source of a strange sound, only for it turn out to be Scarlett's internal screaming leaking out.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lmao, i was thinking that when i did their proposal scenes back to back the other day, trying to pick a wife. Scarlett might literally be cucked to death in that ending

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lmao, i was thinking that when i did their proposal scenes back to back the other day, trying to pick a wife. Scarlett might literally be cucked to death in that ending

      >Immediately after Chloe gets the ring
      >Several of the other girls are gathering around her, squealing & demanding details of how the proposal went
      >Scarlett's standing in a corner with her eyes completely glazed over
      >thisisn'thappeningthisisn'thappeningthisisn'thappeningthisisn'thappening

      >Alain & Chloe raising their rings in the air to lift the curse of the unicorn in the final battle
      >Even a voice from fricking heaven is congratulating them
      >Scarlett, who is supposed to be tending to Alain's mom, just stands there, unmoving
      >n'thappeningthisisn'thappeningthisisn'thappeningthisisn'thappeningthisisn'thappeningthisis

      >Wedding ceremony
      >Several of the other girls are dressed up as bridesmaids, squealing yet again
      >Scarlett couldn't bring herself to put her dress on properly
      >The bouquet she was holding has been crushed to pulp
      >peningthisisn'thappeningthisisn'thappeningthisisn'thappeningthisisn'thappeningthisisn'thap

      >First daughter is being delivered
      >Even Tatiana is there & smiling & wishing Chloe the best
      >Half of Chloe's drugs mysteriously went missing and ended up in Scarlett's bloodstream
      >ngthisisn'thappeningthisisn'thappeningthisisn'thappeningthisisn'thappeningthisisn'thappeni

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Homewrecking prostitute broke the sis code

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why are chloegays so insecure

  99. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Autobatter trash

  100. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >last battle
    >bestrals with the dialog prompt
    >neither Yunifi nor Morard want to talk with them
    So, which one was it?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dinah, pretty sure they are snowpetal or whatever the frick her squad name was.
      she has an odd sense of humor

  101. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is with japs and making foxes the best wives? Is it some sort of kitsune lobby or represser race memory?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ancient dormant turkish genes

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >turkish
        what

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i forget what country this took place in but there's a legend about a guy who got injured in war and was helped by a she wolf by letting him nurse off of her, eventually said character ends up impregnating she wolf and ends giving birth to tens of thousands of children

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the generic wereowl is better. she sounds younger and wears pants

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pants bad

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I chuckle lightly at the fact that I can name one of them Virginia

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          imagine virginia was a flying unit. she would be even more broken

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the pants stay off

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rome was founded by two brothers that were raised by a wolf that regularly breast fed them.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fluff outmofus any of their negative traits.

  102. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's over...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >evil chloe

  103. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Noo! Chloe!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This scene takes place after you marry her, btw

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's just their first rapport

  104. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    May the Father watch over you.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i want that hat

  105. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  106. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Remember to bully your local janny.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      im gonna bully chloe's... cooking

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