This is unfortunately true.
I expected deep tactical turn based action. I got mildly involved set up and forget autobattler. I can’t think that the art doesn’t have something do with the popularity. It’s shallow and dull.
Vanillaware peaked with its action games.
For me it’s Muramasa.
[...] >act like annoying homosexuals and spam threads >lol u guise r so mad!!1!1
Congratulations on exemplifying everything people hate furBlack folk for
I like when you can tell a previous thread had a direct affect on some poor moron’s psyche, like the thread last night with all the weebs seething that someone dared state how Dinah was more popular than any generic elf or human girl in the game.
Incestgays don‘t get any shit for circlejerking, same for chocolategays or swordmastergays but don‘t you dare talk about dinah!
Its still 2007 and we totally don‘t have constant threads about sonic girls or midna or renamon etc
i have no idea either... Is that Virginia's mission?
I think you went the other way and not as gilbert told you
No, it should just be a minor quest on the way to the final mission of Drakenhold.
[...]
Huh, I usually explore before I pick the next battle. Silly me.
It's so fricking stupid. If you go by level order, THAT ONE QUEST gets blocked because going to the capital makes it fail, and the capital mission is lower level. Tons of people miss it, it has no negative impact whatsoever.
Yeah looks like it.
I know I got all of mine highlighted but I wasn't keeping track.
I know I have a few entries missing in my Archives, but I'm assuming that those are the ones I do if I didn't rescue scarlet or did the capital early
Nearing the end of Albion and getting sad that I'malmost done. I've really enjoyed getting lost in this game while browsing the surprisingly comfy threads on Ganker. It's such a rarity when I can actually discuss a game I like without constant shitposting. Nothing to really look forward to now except for SMT Vengeance.
Anyway, the game seems to really push Scarlett HARD as the Canon choice for your Maiden, but my heart is really drifting towards the Elven sisters (after learning how shit Berengaria's epilogue is).
>(after learning how shit Berengaria's epilogue is)
You are ruining this for yourself.
It's of course hard to not notice these discussions when you browse the threads, but you are also making it worse for yourself, as anons have shown to deliberately or not mislead or misinterpret these post-game epilogues.
I avoided all and any ring scenes and epilogues for any maidens I was interested in and picked them purely on my own experience during my playthrough. Whatever happens afterwards is then also part of this experience.
Also, the game ended anyway, it doesn't affect your game in any way. Furthermore, it's Berengaria, what do you expect?
Scarlett has that classic problem where she was designed from the ground up as The Love Interest to the point where they forgot to make her particularly interesting or endearing
You're right, being the genetically engineered lost pope who was given a holy mission to guide Alain and mirrors his backstory with her own lost inheritance, is the one that knows about the sanctuaries and the altar and introduces every single character throughout a whole country is.
The first pope was genetically engineered by the Zenoirans to be able to use holy magick. The failed experiments are the angels. That’s why she’s the only playable character who can use holy elemental.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
What do you mean by “genetically engineered”? Using what?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Using (Zenoiran) magick of course
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I literally couldn’t have learned less right now
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Play the game, and you will get the full story
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Zenoiran breeding experiments in an attempt to harness purification magic, same reason they tried to sacrifice a unicorn in some unholy ritual. Of course they're so moronic that it never crossed their minds that using purification power for impure means is a contradiction so stupid it would genocide them.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
They tried to mix humans with the actual unicorn (using magic bullshittium, no bestiality going on here). Angels were the failures, Scarlett's greatgreatgreatgrandpa or grandma was the succesful one, which is why now she fires lasers. Later on that succesful one escaped from Zenoira and threw his lot in with the Maiden (Alain's greatgreatgreatgrandma) and the elven turenos (Eltolinde's and Rosalinde's middle aged parents) to uhhh, build the sanctuaries and do the ring stuff I think? Honestly I kinda forget what they did beyond witnessing Zenoira get nuked.
>(how shit Berengaria's epilogue is).
I think people are reading this is being a lot worse than the writer's intended. she's still Alain's wife & queen, she just doesn't hang out in the castle most of the time.
did anyone ever post the original Japanese for Ren's epilogue?
Yeah, I know the game tries to steer you back to Scarlet with this line of argument. But I like to think my elven bride has the mental fortitude to accept life's facts and deal with grief.
I organize character within my parties based exclusively on height. I despise having characters obscured by larger classes. For such a reason Kitra is always on the bottom right
Preistess is a cool class. Using holy type magic attacks is always based.
Being a religious type character makes her cool.
Her big round dress is pretty.
>be me, a regular ol fighter >have a cute witch gf >she’s not very good at magick yet but she does her best with the hip sway casting >we’re a very regular fighter/caster couple >we get hired from the fort by some upstart prince one day >fight a few fights, prince decides I die way too much >assigns me to guard a town in the middle of a desert >but he keeps my witch gf >noooo >many weeks pass, mail from her gets fewer and fewer >the army has moved all the way north and then west >is she dead? Did she… fall for another man? The prince himself??
>even more time passes >get news that Gran Corrine has been recovered >recalled back to the capital for a party >frantically look for her >she’s walking right alongside some of the most famous names >leads her own squad now >bigger hat >bigger staff >new clothes >sexier body >confident smile
>can cook >extremely fertile body >canonically more beautiful than Scarlett >has sexy witch clothes she can wear >not insecure and jealous 24/7
Why would anyone pick Scarlett over her?
I do consider Aramis a bit of a Chad. Guy just joins your army and is woing the girls with his aryan genetics. Who is his chosen soulmate and why is it Primm?
Good job, you just guaranteed that the royal family will be painfully autistic for generations. Might as well hand over the kingdom to the Dr*kenholdians right now.
>Aramis just wants to be a merc >Virginia wants to tell his brother the truth >tell her to frick off and respects the man's wish
and now I don't have the little prince with me
how the frick would I know?
That whole scene was about Gilbert feeling like he's a cheap stand-in replacement for his much-superior older brother who died. By having Aramis talk with Gilbert, he tells Gilbert that he truly deserves to be King and that he's earned it, he didn't get the position by default.
I'm completely stuck on the last main story fight in Bastorias. Nearly all of my units are useless. I have no idea what I am doing.
Please recommend good units. I don't want you you to tell me how to "build" a unit, literally just tell me what units you used that did well in the late game.
pls....
>try out different party comps >"oh its shit maybe I'll try-" >still fricking shit >"sweet I think I'll finally settle on.." >wrong map that directly counters everything I set up
This game makes me feel like such a brainlet sometimes. The actual strategy I got down but I'm having a little difficulty with the synergy outside of two groups.
two chicks who wear nothing but bikinis/bawd armor find being in the desert really hot and uncomfortable.
iirc dinah was talking about things like her winter coat or something about bestrals shedding sometimes to adapt to new environments, and I think Rail slightly enthusiastic to see it happen.
This game has some really moronic design choices >finish the first area with my units around level 12-13 >get to choose between 2 new areas >Elf area starts with a mission that is level 15, so naturally I figured that this would be a good choice >finish the Elf area with units in their mid level twenties >decide to go to the Dragon area >first mission is level 10
?????????????
How did these moronic devs frick this up so badly?
No it doesn't. It LITERALLY says that the choice is mine to make, and I think that "unleashing the true power of the ring" sounded a lot more interesting than "find random guy lol"
Josef literally says you should go to drakenhold first to save your cousin. Also you’re a moron for not checking the level of the first level there in the first place
To be fair, the difficulty balance around that part of the game is a bit screwy even if you're going the "intended" route. The higher-level Cornia missions are largely still easier than the early Drakenhold missions, and a little ways into Drakenhold you're likely to get an astronomical power boost from promotions and leave the enemy forces in the dust.
You weren't meant to entirely clear out Cornia before leaving, just enough that you got the message that you were strong enough to rescue Scarlett. It's dumb since it's piss easy to do before Scarlett. Hell the game accounts for you possibly facing Galerius prior to ever rescuing Scarlett.
Given the route options the game gives you, they should have included enemy level scaling. It's one reason I'm not going to do a replay anytime soon as even if I do challenging areas early, I'll just be overlevelled for other parts.
Would change virtually nothing, except a few more armors would have cover skills now. You'd still be cutting through everything like butter, only you'd be permanently exactly 3 levels ahead of every enemy all the time. How exciting.
>was instrumental for going through Galerius' shields and doing great damage to him >cut through Baltro's frontline after Alains row attack >slashes Baltro down to 1 HP so that Alain can confirm the kill >both sincere and heroic during the bad end and good end ring scenes while looking great next to Alain >apparently a competent queen as well
Really happy with my maiden-choice, all of this felt so elevating..
When do you get to see Baltro nuking you with the skull unicorn? I saw people post it but never witnessed it myself. Possibly because I killed Baltro before he could act.
Maybe not surprisingly, the feather shield (forgot the dudes name) found some good use in this squad, adding another armored guy into the frontrow for the banner, reducing the amount of debuffs going around and countering the magic that is supposed to counter the frontline.
Still probably my weakest unit.
I feel like debuffs really dropped off in the second half of the game, both in terms of using them myself and suffering from them. I guess this is simply because the latter regions have more than just humans, so you encounter less druids and have more units to build squads from.
>the feather shield (forgot the dudes name)
i just call him buzzlight year.
i know his name looks something like a farquaad but his background makes me less inclined to call him that.
Honestly, given the backstory, surprised that him and Bertrand don't have a rapport consoling each other
Man I hate this fricking game, everytime I get some new item or new unit that I think is an upgrade, I feel the urge to redo all my squads, and new items and units keep fricking dropping.
That's half the fun, anon. You gotta love the menus, you just gotta.
You'll discover that by the time you get to the last area or two, and you have your set squads, it's less fun as you steamroll everything with largely the same setups.
>they have PP skills they want to use
If you want, you can push their evasion high enough that they won't need to use their parry anywaya, and that gear gives them even more evasion passively. They often go fast enough that Charged Impetus is their first AP skill and if you give them 3 AP, then this one can be their third. >featherswords on the other hand only want to use discharge
Yeah, discharge consumes their buffs. This one is another buff and it also adds to their evasion.
One thing I'd fault UO for is that its soundtrack is kind of mediocre. Each country has a limited set of musical background themes and they get old rather quickly.
Some of the boss stages have good music but that's about it.
>was instrumental for going through Galerius' shields and doing great damage to him >cut through Baltro's frontline after Alains row attack >slashes Baltro down to 1 HP so that Alain can confirm the kill >both sincere and heroic during the bad end and good end ring scenes while looking great next to Alain >apparently a competent queen as well
Really happy with my maiden-choice, all of this felt so elevating..
>favorite girl is ochlys >redditors legit seethe if you pick her because "waaaaah she's gay stop being homophobic"
So these are Fire Emblem fans right?
Who else, they're all fricking morons obsessed with pairings because that's what fire emblem has devolved into so now they're trying to project their shit onto UO but it doesn't work so now they make up headcanons then get mad when people don't give a frick.
>That Jeremy and Aubin rapport
So I assume Jeremy's old boss went down fighting instead of begging for his life which is what led Jeremy to not giving a shit about what he had to do to live.
I think the stamina system does a good job of fixing the problem that some FE games have of "just send in Chrom paired up with Robin and rout the whole map with one unit"
The one thing I wished they learned about FE is to not make unit movement speed in the map something tied to class or stats. It makes Cavaliers pretty much mandatory on every team and makes it so only they get to be team leaders.
Hoplites funnily enough don't impact squad mobility significantly more than standard infantry, as long as they aren't the leader (no infantry should be anyway). But they kinda just blow in general.
they are underrated, sure you won't be able to do epic cat hood strats and oneshot the entire party but you can just pair them with a saint knight and that team becomes pretty much unkillable outside breakers
It sounds good on paper, but pretty much mitigated by being able to switch units after starting combat, and that 0 stamina units only mean they can't move and gave no other penalties to combat.
You would just continue using cavalry leaders and deploy Vikings, Gryphons, Shamans, etc. for their valor at frequent garrison pit stops. Pretty dumb change.
It hilarious how this game has the biggest goldmine of weebs pissed off that people love the anthro characters so much. Dinah is the second most viewed romance in the game and both this place and shitreddit are scratching their fricking heads pissing and shitting and crying trying to find a reason to explain why people like the anthros instead of their milquetoast tropey samey anime girls.
Like Dinah isn't your stereotypical tsundere, lol. I don't mind her but the fact you guys keep having to put down other candidates to bolster your own is probably why there's so much seethe.
swear to god, youre just falseflagging just to fan the flames.
there isn't even a correlation between a gay who would play this game and Rivals of Aethers
I'm haven't. I'm still torn. I have some issues with the game but it's still an immaculate supergame. Those are so rare nowadays and this one definitely changed me a bit. It's so good and there's literally nothing like it.
im more upset at the lack of end game content than first time feels if anything. i want more but i know im just gonna burn myself out if i just keep playing the same thing over and over
>graphics are phone tier >auto battler >plot is really lacking compared to past vanillaware games
I am 100% convinced this was a phone game they decided to just make into a console game. The difference in quality between this and their other titles is shockingly bad.
Fire emblem does not have auto battling, it is an actual tactical turn based rpg. I havent played super robot wars because the art style is beyond fricking cringe.
Why can't I choose to not double attack in FE? Why is that automated?
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Anonymous
all of things mentioned in the post are not battling. battling is when there is combat, and the combat in unicorn overlord is automatic. that is why it is an auto battler. No amount of damage control from mind broken troons desperate to defend their slop will save you from this. Look I love Vanillaware. I really do. I bought a Vita just to play their games. Im am STILL playing 13 sentinels. Stop giving them a free pass just because you like the company. The game is trash, the story is fricking weak and the combat is so fricking mind numbingly boring that i was playing on the highest difficulty and still never had any issues. Building teams is braindead easy. Choosing the right skills to link is also braindead. Fricking Final fantasy XII was more complicated with its gambit system and that was what.. 20 years ago? man im getting old
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
ur a gayet
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Damn...you actually don't have a counterargument
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>its not an auto battler because... you choose where to move the units... who then automatically battle eachother...
As someone who has played a lot of Fire Emblem, you're full of shit. I made a fricking Naruto character in Birthright with the idea of him triggering as many abilities as possible, but that's just the thing: he TRIGGERS abilities, I never CHOOSE them.
>Birthright
I said fire emblem anon the 3ds games are failed abortions
"man im getting old" is only said by those younger than 20. Go play your zoomer gacha sonny.
im 33 this year, born in 91. also im pretty sure zoomers are like 26 you moron
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
So not only are you old, you're also pathetic? Damn.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
All video games that aren't VR are autobattlers since I'm not actually directly swinging a sword with my hands.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
"man im getting old" is only said by those younger than 20. Go play your zoomer gacha sonny.
As someone who has played a lot of Fire Emblem, you're full of shit. I made a fricking Naruto character in Birthright with the idea of him triggering as many abilities as possible, but that's just the thing: he TRIGGERS abilities, I never CHOOSE them.
>Fire emblem does not have auto battling
It literally does, every encounter has a pre-determined outcome based on what you equip the characters with just like Unicorn. Are you moronic?
5 in each mining sites.
Albion also has 5 + 1 for each regions.
>hides behind her gryphon during her propsal scene
God she's cute. Not to mention useful, she fricking carried me through most of the game. I didn't realize how small she was, though
Had fun with this flier squad, using Lex to buff them with the aerial banner and to occasionally catch an arrow. Sharon was also there.
They are easy anyway. Buff their attacks with a tome, let them attack the back row and stuff starts dying.
idk if I worded that incorrectly but Each land has 5 treasure maps in their natural mining zone
You keep mining in Albion to get their 6th and final one.
>Actual attack
Honestly it's pretty meh all things considered, reminds me a lot of Josef's 2 AP single target attack. Not worth the price in either case but when you look at the rest of their attacks you realize none of them are actually worth the AP they cost.
It's copium, but there's a freeze sword in Bastorias, and they're probably the best users of it since they can bypass the front row. If you put one on the same team as an Elven Archer you can even freeze a full back row between the two of them!
You don't and not waste party slots on featherswords
I wonder if the reason why they suck so much ass compared to any other albion class is because Ochlys exists (though they didn't make paladins ass in similar Joseph situation and just gutted his growth)
>though they didn't make paladins ass in similar Joseph situation and just gutted his growth
Paladin's skill list is pretty damn subpar m8, it's just less noticeable since he's overleveled to high hell at the start. Even with his stats at level 50 his attacks just exist to feed his PP which gets quickly depleted with his single target passive that reduces damage by 50% for one ally. The shield might be cute in early game when there are 2 enemies at most but once squads reach 4 you get tired of him pissing away all his PP before the enemy even finishes with their attacks. Pursuit also is wasted on him since he's not a pure phys class so it hits like a wet noodle, he should've had a pursuit that dealt part magic damage.
Paladins are just slightly worse sacred knights with some niches, featherswords are dog ass and even more compared to any other angel job which all are stupidly strong if used right
I'd say they're far worse than sainted knights, given Sainted have solid support skills and their attacks feed their PP on impact, not if enemies die to them.
God, can you imagine what Chloe's wedding ceremony was like? Everyone's having a good time, then it all stops when they try to find the source of a strange sound, only for it turn out to be Scarlett's internal screaming leaking out.
lmao, i was thinking that when i did their proposal scenes back to back the other day, trying to pick a wife. Scarlett might literally be cucked to death in that ending
lmao, i was thinking that when i did their proposal scenes back to back the other day, trying to pick a wife. Scarlett might literally be cucked to death in that ending
>Immediately after Chloe gets the ring >Several of the other girls are gathering around her, squealing & demanding details of how the proposal went >Scarlett's standing in a corner with her eyes completely glazed over >thisisn'thappeningthisisn'thappeningthisisn'thappeningthisisn'thappening
>Alain & Chloe raising their rings in the air to lift the curse of the unicorn in the final battle >Even a voice from fricking heaven is congratulating them >Scarlett, who is supposed to be tending to Alain's mom, just stands there, unmoving >n'thappeningthisisn'thappeningthisisn'thappeningthisisn'thappeningthisisn'thappeningthisis
>Wedding ceremony >Several of the other girls are dressed up as bridesmaids, squealing yet again >Scarlett couldn't bring herself to put her dress on properly >The bouquet she was holding has been crushed to pulp >peningthisisn'thappeningthisisn'thappeningthisisn'thappeningthisisn'thappeningthisisn'thap
>First daughter is being delivered >Even Tatiana is there & smiling & wishing Chloe the best >Half of Chloe's drugs mysteriously went missing and ended up in Scarlett's bloodstream >ngthisisn'thappeningthisisn'thappeningthisisn'thappeningthisisn'thappeningthisisn'thappeni
i forget what country this took place in but there's a legend about a guy who got injured in war and was helped by a she wolf by letting him nurse off of her, eventually said character ends up impregnating she wolf and ends giving birth to tens of thousands of children
Gacha tier slop of a game
Name the gacha moron
My little Unicorn: Friendship is OverLord
Why are you idiots even responding to it?
They got hit with Provoke, please understand
Because I can
Well the "gameplay" is quite similar since it's just as terrible as gacha games
There’s no gacha elements whatsoever in this game. Please play it before shitposting.
>The gameplay is equally trash
>IT DOESN'T HAVE THE SAME NON-GAMEPLAY ELEMENTS, CHECKMATE
you did it anon, you killed him
>Enters thread only to say stupid shit like this
But enough about Fire Emblem
This is unfortunately true.
I expected deep tactical turn based action. I got mildly involved set up and forget autobattler. I can’t think that the art doesn’t have something do with the popularity. It’s shallow and dull.
Vanillaware peaked with its action games.
For me it’s Muramasa.
THIS
STOP SHILLING THIS GARBAGE SLOP, IT FLOPPED HARD AND NOBODY IS PLAYING IT
>STOP TALKING ABOUT GAME
>not just letting them go extinct naturally
If a game is bad then discussion would dry up naturally.
NOT ON Ganker where you incel losers spams this garbage cause of muh waifu.
shlomo dont you have other marketing threads to bump while dilating?
>confirms hes a small dick incel
lmaoooooo kys
Go back to your gacha art dump threads where morons are too lazy to browse boorus themselves and beg for reposts
Meds
Schizo
>left Primm in the middle of a warzone
Bravo aramis…
Someone! Quick! Post Dinah! That will prove that us furtrannies are owning the Gankeredditors!!
>act like annoying homosexuals and spam threads
>lol u guise r so mad!!1!1
Congratulations on exemplifying everything people hate furBlack folk for
just shut the frick up talk about the game moron
Actually pretty funny. You should keep making OC.
we get it.
Furry thing, le bad!
I like when you can tell a previous thread had a direct affect on some poor moron’s psyche, like the thread last night with all the weebs seething that someone dared state how Dinah was more popular than any generic elf or human girl in the game.
t. Never read any of her rapports
>exact same waifuposting all the other popular girls from this game are getting
>but she’s fluffy so it must be a gay op from FurAffinity or something
Go back to e21 furBlack person
Frick off you homosexual ass troony. Quit playing victim like every other braindead furgay
Correct. Let the asshurt commence.
They hated him because he spoke only the truth. Keep winning Dinah chad.
Incestgays don‘t get any shit for circlejerking, same for chocolategays or swordmastergays but don‘t you dare talk about dinah!
Its still 2007 and we totally don‘t have constant threads about sonic girls or midna or renamon etc
Being human isn't a difficult requirement.
And Dinah is mogged by the Owl.
The Owl doesn't marry you. She's also a granny you sick frick.
Shut up disingenuous anon!
No idea when and how I missed that.
i have no idea either... Is that Virginia's mission?
No, it should just be a minor quest on the way to the final mission of Drakenhold.
Huh, I usually explore before I pick the next battle. Silly me.
damn it must've really been minor because I don't remember SHIT from it
It’s the mission outside the front castle gates. You’re supposed to do it before starting Gilbert’s mission
I think you went the other way and not as gilbert told you
It's so fricking stupid. If you go by level order, THAT ONE QUEST gets blocked because going to the capital makes it fail, and the capital mission is lower level. Tons of people miss it, it has no negative impact whatsoever.
>still stuff missing
Damn.
have you done the post story stuff? outside the the castle? looks like that's what youre missing
Yeah, that was before I finished the game.
Pretty sure these are generic paladins, right? That you could hire after the final battle.
Yeah looks like it.
I know I got all of mine highlighted but I wasn't keeping track.
I know I have a few entries missing in my Archives, but I'm assuming that those are the ones I do if I didn't rescue scarlet or did the capital early
>still can't recruit the open helm generic paladin
Vanillaware I DEMAND a refund
He's in some of the battles right before Gran Corrine.
i want to princess carry gilbert
This but Amalia carrying me
This but me carrying Amalia (she's blushing)
Left or Right?
i didn't even realize til now that she used to wear the same outfit.
homie, all the classes wear the same outfit, unique units or generic.
man i only saw alcina in her for like 5 mins max of screentime, cut me some slack.
Which one is more willing to suck your balls?
Both are willing but the left one will revive your soul into your grandson’s body and suck his balls while you’re possessing him.
Both. Raw. With fertility drugs.
Left every time
Right because of the big hat
Right because of the lighting
Nearing the end of Albion and getting sad that I'malmost done. I've really enjoyed getting lost in this game while browsing the surprisingly comfy threads on Ganker. It's such a rarity when I can actually discuss a game I like without constant shitposting. Nothing to really look forward to now except for SMT Vengeance.
Anyway, the game seems to really push Scarlett HARD as the Canon choice for your Maiden, but my heart is really drifting towards the Elven sisters (after learning how shit Berengaria's epilogue is).
>(after learning how shit Berengaria's epilogue is)
You are ruining this for yourself.
It's of course hard to not notice these discussions when you browse the threads, but you are also making it worse for yourself, as anons have shown to deliberately or not mislead or misinterpret these post-game epilogues.
I avoided all and any ring scenes and epilogues for any maidens I was interested in and picked them purely on my own experience during my playthrough. Whatever happens afterwards is then also part of this experience.
Also, the game ended anyway, it doesn't affect your game in any way.
Furthermore, it's Berengaria, what do you expect?
Fricking this. She really doesn’t come off as the type that would sit on the throne for long.
Or really anywhere for long
she could sit on me a little if you get what I mean you know haha
I like the way you think
>anons have shown to deliberately or not mislead or misinterpret these post-game epilogues
Thank you voice of reason.
Scarlett has that classic problem where she was designed from the ground up as The Love Interest to the point where they forgot to make her particularly interesting or endearing
>they forgot to make her particularly interesting or endearing
But she's the most interesting and endearing girl in the game?
>scarlett
>interesting
comically large breasts are not a interesting trait
If they're not interesting then why do so many people look them up and intently study them everyday?
You're right, being the genetically engineered lost pope who was given a holy mission to guide Alain and mirrors his backstory with her own lost inheritance, is the one that knows about the sanctuaries and the altar and introduces every single character throughout a whole country is.
What was your waifu known for again?
Hot dark elf
>she’s interesting because…she’s a plot device…
"Plot device" is buzzword for "Actually relevant but I don't know how to spin that as a bad thing".
Shut the frick up you brainless gooner
I accept your concession.
Plot importance does not equal being interesting. Just because she holds her staff up so Alain can commune with the sages isn’t interesting.
see
>no counter argument
enraging threads
>genetically engineered lost pope
What the frick?
The first pope was genetically engineered by the Zenoirans to be able to use holy magick. The failed experiments are the angels. That’s why she’s the only playable character who can use holy elemental.
What do you mean by “genetically engineered”? Using what?
Using (Zenoiran) magick of course
I literally couldn’t have learned less right now
Play the game, and you will get the full story
Zenoiran breeding experiments in an attempt to harness purification magic, same reason they tried to sacrifice a unicorn in some unholy ritual. Of course they're so moronic that it never crossed their minds that using purification power for impure means is a contradiction so stupid it would genocide them.
They tried to mix humans with the actual unicorn (using magic bullshittium, no bestiality going on here). Angels were the failures, Scarlett's greatgreatgreatgrandpa or grandma was the succesful one, which is why now she fires lasers. Later on that succesful one escaped from Zenoira and threw his lot in with the Maiden (Alain's greatgreatgreatgrandma) and the elven turenos (Eltolinde's and Rosalinde's middle aged parents) to uhhh, build the sanctuaries and do the ring stuff I think? Honestly I kinda forget what they did beyond witnessing Zenoira get nuked.
She's boring, mainly known for how bad she cooks and how much of cuckqueen she is.
I don't know about you but I would stare at Scarletts huge flopping breasts all day long, that makes her interesting to me
They are actually
>(how shit Berengaria's epilogue is).
I think people are reading this is being a lot worse than the writer's intended. she's still Alain's wife & queen, she just doesn't hang out in the castle most of the time.
did anyone ever post the original Japanese for Ren's epilogue?
Agreed. And elven pussy is the best choice since they won't be hitting the wall in your lifetime.
Opposite consideration of that is you'll be leaving her alone for the majority of her life.
Yeah, I know the game tries to steer you back to Scarlet with this line of argument. But I like to think my elven bride has the mental fortitude to accept life's facts and deal with grief.
SNIIIIIIFFFFFFFFF
Can she smell when Alain’s been….you know…?
Yes, she could smell Alain when Galerius started to lose control over his body.
It's crazy how much better Yunifi is than any other girl.
If only she was still a sexy lioness
>look the game up
>it's an indieshit sideslopper
That’s a new one
I don't know what this word combination means.
>Judging things by its cover
Never change anon, stay classy
I organize character within my parties based exclusively on height. I despise having characters obscured by larger classes. For such a reason Kitra is always on the bottom right
BIG
MEATY
THIGHS
Thighs made for attracting mates
>look the game up
>it’s a kafkaesque cbt simulator
That's Clive's relationship with Monica
cbt?
Cornia Bastorias Trucking
Scarlett has big gazongas ergo she’s in the top 5 best girls by default, thems the breaks.
So Railanor is best girl?
>judging based on fanart
Stupid secondary.
Are you implying Railnor doesn't have top 4 biggest breasts in the game?
?????
Theyre bigger than almost everyones head in the game. Only breasts that even come close are maybe Celeste
wtf are you talking about, her INGAME boobs are huge too
Do you Black folk play or just open these threads just b***h and complain?
He said best girl, based on breastsize alone.
Selvie and Celeste have her beat easily.
So frick Selvie?
Sadly, Selvie's proposal scene wasn't very good. She just doesn't seem like a great match for Alain, theres too many better option
homie what? It’s cute as frick
nta, but at the very least, I found it funny how the first few lines of her rejection as well as her acceptance lined up.
cracked a smile out of me
>Do you Black folk play
where do you think we are?
You do know Railanor literally has some of the biggest in game breasts right moron
She’s also in the top 3
Challenge: name 3 things about Scarlett that aren’t her boobs or plot importance. Difficulty impossible
She's blonde
She has drill hair
She's a priest that goes into being high priestess that's super dodge happy
Pay me Black person, I win.
Breasts.
Melons.
Ballistics
>melons
Get out
Her drills, her good genetics, her smiting
Caterpillars.
Cooking (badly).
Jealousy.
Reformed ojou-sama
Likes fashion and accesories
Priestess
So... was that enough?
Oh wait nevermind he's switched to the cuck narrative already.
Her animations are cute! 😀
Preistess is a cool class. Using holy type magic attacks is always based.
Being a religious type character makes her cool.
Her big round dress is pretty.
>be me, a regular ol fighter
>have a cute witch gf
>she’s not very good at magick yet but she does her best with the hip sway casting
>we’re a very regular fighter/caster couple
>we get hired from the fort by some upstart prince one day
>fight a few fights, prince decides I die way too much
>assigns me to guard a town in the middle of a desert
>but he keeps my witch gf
>noooo
>many weeks pass, mail from her gets fewer and fewer
>the army has moved all the way north and then west
>is she dead? Did she… fall for another man? The prince himself??
>even more time passes
>get news that Gran Corrine has been recovered
>recalled back to the capital for a party
>frantically look for her
>she’s walking right alongside some of the most famous names
>leads her own squad now
>bigger hat
>bigger staff
>new clothes
>sexier body
>confident smile
B-bros…
>people unironically think Zenoiran soldiers didn’t rape the frick out of her loose body
I usually gravitate to the girls with the biggest boobs but Celeste and Railanor have too generic of designs and Scarlett has a bland personality.
>Scarlett slander yet again
gays
Milkbros shouldn’t be fighting each other, the flats are out enemies
Fran is way hotter than Scarlett though
That’s just what a dirty flatgger would say
t. Fran
>All this Scarlett talk
Guess I’ll post this
SCARLETT COPTER
WHOOSH!
fricking KEK, thanks for the laugh before going to work i should've left but cant stop waifuposting
Why didn’t Scarlett do this when she was kidnapped, is she stupid?
too distracted by Alain's pits at the docks.
I want to give Scarlett a breast reduction!
Just entered Albion and i find fighting the angels so fricking annoying
That's everyone's experience.
Hope your elf archers are ready.
Where’s your blindness immunity equipment?
What a terrible list. Half of them are wrong
Is the OP blond frickable by Alain? He looks like Jeritza.
That is Aramis.
Sexo. Either him or sad emo Snape knight will be picked by my Alain.
Do you mean Gloucester?
I think he means Renault
I meant that pale emo knight in plate with armour and black curly hair.
Oh wait, duh, not Gloucester, it's Renault.
Made for redhead Clerics
No you just become totally platonic best friends for life
>look the game up
>it's a furgay dating simulator
Why did Cornia react more positively to their king marrying a dog than a desert girl?
Cornians are still butthurt that drakenstanis killed Gerard
Hey be respectful, they’re called DrakenPOCs in current year
honest thought that said drakenPOG
i probably need glasses. I'm getting old...
drakennigs did help kill their previous king iirc
She’s a Vixen you Dork!
Could blame them she’s an absolute fox
Did they release a properly translated and detailed patch notes? What did "new item options" actually mean?
>can cook
>extremely fertile body
>canonically more beautiful than Scarlett
>has sexy witch clothes she can wear
>not insecure and jealous 24/7
Why would anyone pick Scarlett over her?
She is kinda boring. You are right though. She is a thousand times better than Scarlett.
Scarlett is hotter. By far.
Propose to the Chloe!
Marry the Chloe!
Go on honeymoon with the Chloe!
>Play game
>It's just another dating/shipping sim with a tacked on auto battler
>This makes people violently shit their pants in utter rage
or make threads angrily just to get autosaged.
Honestly I kneel
Furgays think they won they war, 15 years ago, but the resentment is still bubbling on Ganker.
We really don't like your kind.
I’m sure your SomethingAwful brethren that haven’t 41%ed would be proud of you.
Go make your thread then loser
This is not the furgay thread, so it's fine.
I do consider Aramis a bit of a Chad. Guy just joins your army and is woing the girls with his aryan genetics. Who is his chosen soulmate and why is it Primm?
Aramis keks…
>He cucks himself by not picking Selvie
Sorry for your loss
Based Selvie chad
Selvie looks like she smells bad.
So give her a bath?
Eh, she’s not naive enough to easily take advantage of and frick stupid
Good. That means she knows consequences and won't cheat. Unlike elves
She looks like she smells disgusting
Would smell
Good job, you just guaranteed that the royal family will be painfully autistic for generations. Might as well hand over the kingdom to the Dr*kenholdians right now.
oh no! the royal family is going become Ganker...
FRICK. CLIVE GET IN HERE NOW
>Alains good looks and charisma + Selvies Ultra high IQ and top tier body
I'm no scientist but you are wrong.
>Aramis just wants to be a merc
>Virginia wants to tell his brother the truth
>tell her to frick off and respects the man's wish
and now I don't have the little prince with me
how the frick would I know?
That whole scene was about Gilbert feeling like he's a cheap stand-in replacement for his much-superior older brother who died. By having Aramis talk with Gilbert, he tells Gilbert that he truly deserves to be King and that he's earned it, he didn't get the position by default.
I'm completely stuck on the last main story fight in Bastorias. Nearly all of my units are useless. I have no idea what I am doing.
Please recommend good units. I don't want you you to tell me how to "build" a unit, literally just tell me what units you used that did well in the late game.
pls....
Make a flying unit and fly over the mountain that separates you and the rat man
>not killing every furry in Bastorias
Gloucester/Mordon/Berenice/healer/Gilbert
Let Gloucester tank all the shit while he and Mordon gets madder and madder
You beat the wolf/bear level how can you struggle with fleeting dream?
I don't know. My units just started sucking all of the sudden!
So just go straight for him?
Five swordmasters. Ten swords. More than enough to kill anything that moves.
Why is Leah so fricking flat?
Small breasts are more sensitive.
Lucina archetype.
Leah isn’t cringe like Lucina tho
Not flat.
I like how there is a literal teleports behind you class that still doesn’t match up to this edginess
i love incest so much
Gilbert…
Half Wincest? Since she’s just a Cousin?
I will not marry Virginia because I do not want to cuck Gilbert out of the one good thing that happens in his life.
I wish you could marry him to Amalia because it would be funny.
Yunifi smells like cat piss actually
You think Yufini just pisses right in front of people?
She totally does
A new kink might be unlocked
Railanor looks like she fricking reeks
She never gets to take off that armor or to let the underneath dry out
She smells, but in that good musky erotic sort of way
Birds don't really smell and Ramona probably uses perfume as well.
Tatiana would smell the best because she's an accomplished doctor and understands hygiene. Also her mask is full of flowers.
She literally works around corpses. She puts flowers in her mask to hide the smell. Doesn’t mean her entire body smells good
Plague doctor suits are the predecessor of hazmat suits and she would wash herself thoroughly after dealing with the dying all day.
>try out different party comps
>"oh its shit maybe I'll try-"
>still fricking shit
>"sweet I think I'll finally settle on.."
>wrong map that directly counters everything I set up
This game makes me feel like such a brainlet sometimes. The actual strategy I got down but I'm having a little difficulty with the synergy outside of two groups.
Lex....
>splut
I too cum when being stabbed by Chloe
Loved that rapport. I want to see Dinah shed!
What's going on here?
two chicks who wear nothing but bikinis/bawd armor find being in the desert really hot and uncomfortable.
iirc dinah was talking about things like her winter coat or something about bestrals shedding sometimes to adapt to new environments, and I think Rail slightly enthusiastic to see it happen.
my wives...
>Multiple
OH WAIT SHIT, MR. UNICORN I DIDN'T MEAN IT!
homie. You're fine, Unicron-sama is dead.
>Unicron-sama is dead
Thank you Optimus, very cool.
I finally found that XD face, but I didn't realize Alain almost became gay and was saved by Scarlet and Chloe
does anyone have the link for 1.04 patch? cant find anywhere on the internet
Post favorite ost
I love the Nighttime Bastorias/Drakenhold theme, Coliseum Menu and Cornia themes
This game has some really moronic design choices
>finish the first area with my units around level 12-13
>get to choose between 2 new areas
>Elf area starts with a mission that is level 15, so naturally I figured that this would be a good choice
>finish the Elf area with units in their mid level twenties
>decide to go to the Dragon area
>first mission is level 10
?????????????
How did these moronic devs frick this up so badly?
You’re the moron since the game tells you to go to drakenhold first
No it doesn't. It LITERALLY says that the choice is mine to make, and I think that "unleashing the true power of the ring" sounded a lot more interesting than "find random guy lol"
Josef literally says you should go to drakenhold first to save your cousin. Also you’re a moron for not checking the level of the first level there in the first place
To be fair, the difficulty balance around that part of the game is a bit screwy even if you're going the "intended" route. The higher-level Cornia missions are largely still easier than the early Drakenhold missions, and a little ways into Drakenhold you're likely to get an astronomical power boost from promotions and leave the enemy forces in the dust.
You weren't meant to entirely clear out Cornia before leaving, just enough that you got the message that you were strong enough to rescue Scarlett. It's dumb since it's piss easy to do before Scarlett. Hell the game accounts for you possibly facing Galerius prior to ever rescuing Scarlett.
Given the route options the game gives you, they should have included enemy level scaling. It's one reason I'm not going to do a replay anytime soon as even if I do challenging areas early, I'll just be overlevelled for other parts.
Would change virtually nothing, except a few more armors would have cover skills now. You'd still be cutting through everything like butter, only you'd be permanently exactly 3 levels ahead of every enemy all the time. How exciting.
Is he right Gankerro's?
>was instrumental for going through Galerius' shields and doing great damage to him
>cut through Baltro's frontline after Alains row attack
>slashes Baltro down to 1 HP so that Alain can confirm the kill
>both sincere and heroic during the bad end and good end ring scenes while looking great next to Alain
>apparently a competent queen as well
Really happy with my maiden-choice, all of this felt so elevating..
Melisandre's better, but your choice is okay I guess.
Virginia is better and your choice is not okay
You are a man of integrity just like me.
I like how there is still some insecurity in that line, but she's full-on hero-mode for the rest of the scene.
When do you get to see Baltro nuking you with the skull unicorn? I saw people post it but never witnessed it myself. Possibly because I killed Baltro before he could act.
Well, obviously if you kill him before he can act he cant use his actions.
putting babies in jeremy to advance relations between cornia and drakenhold!
Clapping anon’s cheeks and pounding anon against a wall
Canon wife
is josef
Josef is a man and not gay
josef is a man getting buttfricked by alain most nights, he's loud as frick and everybody at camp knows
Maybe not surprisingly, the feather shield (forgot the dudes name) found some good use in this squad, adding another armored guy into the frontrow for the banner, reducing the amount of debuffs going around and countering the magic that is supposed to counter the frontline.
Still probably my weakest unit.
I feel like debuffs really dropped off in the second half of the game, both in terms of using them myself and suffering from them. I guess this is simply because the latter regions have more than just humans, so you encounter less druids and have more units to build squads from.
>the feather shield (forgot the dudes name)
i just call him buzzlight year.
i know his name looks something like a farquaad but his background makes me less inclined to call him that.
Honestly, given the backstory, surprised that him and Bertrand don't have a rapport consoling each other
Man I hate this fricking game, everytime I get some new item or new unit that I think is an upgrade, I feel the urge to redo all my squads, and new items and units keep fricking dropping.
That's half the fun, anon. You gotta love the menus, you just gotta.
You'll discover that by the time you get to the last area or two, and you have your set squads, it's less fun as you steamroll everything with largely the same setups.
clerics look like they're be pretty good at hitting things with their stick. Too bad you need a special weapon to let them do that.
Which class should get the master's gauntlets?
Featherswords or swordmasters.
>swordmemesters
bad idea, they have PP skills they want to use. featherswords on the other hand only want to use discharge and nothing else.
>they have PP skills they want to use
If you want, you can push their evasion high enough that they won't need to use their parry anywaya, and that gear gives them even more evasion passively. They often go fast enough that Charged Impetus is their first AP skill and if you give them 3 AP, then this one can be their third.
>featherswords on the other hand only want to use discharge
Yeah, discharge consumes their buffs. This one is another buff and it also adds to their evasion.
ok but what does he say if you give him the ring? does he accept his rightful place as a royal power bottom?
Is the update out on Switch yet?
https://db.bepis.moe/aa2/view/63212 - 93 downloads
https://db.bepis.moe/aa2/view/63213 - 119 downloads
Chocobros, how did this happen?
Honkers
Why does Scarlett stand like that?
You try balancing those bags of milk all the time
breasts too heavy weighing her down
Nah just give me the elves.
Or the Cornians
emubros where is the update?
Its not on switch yet
One thing I'd fault UO for is that its soundtrack is kind of mediocre. Each country has a limited set of musical background themes and they get old rather quickly.
Some of the boss stages have good music but that's about it.
I thought I'd get tired of Cornia's overworld theme
But I've really come around to it. I think Drakenhold is the only one I don't like.
What classes don't benefit hugely from shamans? Want to know before I go on a hiring spree to fill up some guard stations
Shaman makes every dps class better.
wew...
Jesus christ
SHE'S FAST
>Slap a giant shield on your tank
>Become a dodge tankk
Travis-san...Rogue-bros... I think we're getting replaced by Princess leia...
into the garbage chute thiefboy!
Would you?
Stop asking questions you already know the answer to.
No
>Would you?
Eat her cooking? Absolutely.
Toriel is looking kinda weird today
>best, canon girl was buffed
Jobberbros we are so fricking back.
Who the hell would ring Leah?
It's a mystery.
Patricians of the highest calibur possible, troglodytes such as yourself wouldn't get it.
canon what, canon chair of Virginia?
>InceLeah
>favorite girl is ochlys
>redditors legit seethe if you pick her because "waaaaah she's gay stop being homophobic"
So these are Fire Emblem fans right?
Even worst, Twittards and Redditors.
Who else, they're all fricking morons obsessed with pairings because that's what fire emblem has devolved into so now they're trying to project their shit onto UO but it doesn't work so now they make up headcanons then get mad when people don't give a frick.
You're cut from the same cloth if you get into arguments about canon wife, best girl, worst girl, etc. The Venn diagram of you and them is a circle.
>redditors
Why are you even there in the first place?
>That Jeremy and Aubin rapport
So I assume Jeremy's old boss went down fighting instead of begging for his life which is what led Jeremy to not giving a shit about what he had to do to live.
I think the stamina system does a good job of fixing the problem that some FE games have of "just send in Chrom paired up with Robin and rout the whole map with one unit"
The one thing I wished they learned about FE is to not make unit movement speed in the map something tied to class or stats. It makes Cavaliers pretty much mandatory on every team and makes it so only they get to be team leaders.
Hoplites have the same problem as FE knights. They just have a whole squad to help them go faster.
Hoplites funnily enough don't impact squad mobility significantly more than standard infantry, as long as they aren't the leader (no infantry should be anyway). But they kinda just blow in general.
they are underrated, sure you won't be able to do epic cat hood strats and oneshot the entire party but you can just pair them with a saint knight and that team becomes pretty much unkillable outside breakers
What is Hastened Call?
You don't need a gryphon on your team to get hastened call and there's even an item that grants it
It sounds good on paper, but pretty much mitigated by being able to switch units after starting combat, and that 0 stamina units only mean they can't move and gave no other penalties to combat.
Yes yes... that's good and all, however.
I’m doing a item free permadeath run. It’s finally at a fun difficult.
Surprise hit for me, my GOTY so far and I don’t think theirs much coming up for the rest of the year.
The true flat queen!
Chloe
Scarlett should have b***h slapped her for this
And she couldn't
>only unit leader's valor skills are usable
How different would this change gameplay?
Cavalry and gryphons are still too good.
You would just continue using cavalry leaders and deploy Vikings, Gryphons, Shamans, etc. for their valor at frequent garrison pit stops. Pretty dumb change.
coliseum really is the hyperbaric time chamber. didn't realize until after my binge i had a 10-15 level defecit
I fed all the exp to Gilbert and Virginia reprimanded me for letting him get all the glory.
There are no flat girls, there are only inflated expectations
For me its generic sergeant (female).
I also love Chloe and think she is sweet and adorable and very hand-holdable
bump
are we back?
No, frick off.
Dinah is like that shitty rootbeer you drink with other alcoholics, Selvie is that sweet wine you drink with your crush
i never left
Dumping thots mid battleground is the sign of a true chad
did Symphony of war or Himeko sutori have something to do with this ogre battle style revival?
It hilarious how this game has the biggest goldmine of weebs pissed off that people love the anthro characters so much. Dinah is the second most viewed romance in the game and both this place and shitreddit are scratching their fricking heads pissing and shitting and crying trying to find a reason to explain why people like the anthros instead of their milquetoast tropey samey anime girls.
holy shit shut up
Like Dinah isn't your stereotypical tsundere, lol. I don't mind her but the fact you guys keep having to put down other candidates to bolster your own is probably why there's so much seethe.
it has been years since the last time a proper tsundere was done and not just "b***h that sort of stops being b***h later"
swear to god, youre just falseflagging just to fan the flames.
there isn't even a correlation between a gay who would play this game and Rivals of Aethers
NEED a Dinah edit of this
>picturized King Alain gives bestral Queen first royal bath
Frickling saved.
>spend all military treatises on merc archer with 100% crit for assists
>get into fight with him
>mfw his row shot
HOPE YOU'RE PAYING ME MORE FOR THIS
>ywn experience this game for the first time ever again
How are you coping bros?
By just playing again, only slightly faster on my next playthrough
speedrun autists already beat the game in 2 hours on TZ how could I hope to compete with that?
I'm just playing other games to try and distract myself from wanting to play through it again. I have to move on at some point, right?
>playing another game (kingsvein)
I'm ok
I'm haven't. I'm still torn. I have some issues with the game but it's still an immaculate supergame. Those are so rare nowadays and this one definitely changed me a bit. It's so good and there's literally nothing like it.
>a literal owl
>needs glasses
Explain this shit
Her sight isn't that good so she needs glasses
Owls are supposed to have 100x better vision than humans
well she has eye problems despite that
she has to read stuff and cast magic so she uses glasses, probably mostly for reading
why doesn't she just cast her eyesight buff on herself
she can't do that
Bird brain
Not enough valor
By huffing paint until my brain damage makes me forget everything
by waiting for Kamitani's newest game
btw i replayed dragon's crown after UO and i think it's a better game
the little updates we've been getting is giving me a lot of hopium. i predict some cute DLC by next month
It was nice at the start, but the game got a bit boring and tedious for me around-after elf capital. Got too samey and easy.
im more upset at the lack of end game content than first time feels if anything. i want more but i know im just gonna burn myself out if i just keep playing the same thing over and over
i'll miss all the fun we had discussing about the characters and gameplay mechanics. also the game will be my favorite of this year
What does Alain need Colm to catch Melisandre for?
So she stops coming unannounced to the royal gatherings
b***h he won't marry you deal with it
not a valid target
>no Galerius and that one thief telling Alain to kill himself
shit meme
farsight glasses exist too
>graphics are phone tier
>auto battler
>plot is really lacking compared to past vanillaware games
I am 100% convinced this was a phone game they decided to just make into a console game. The difference in quality between this and their other titles is shockingly bad.
>auto battler
it quite literally is an auto battler you homosexual. more so than FFXII was.
Yeah, frick fire emblem and SRW, all these auto battlers filling the market
Fire emblem does not have auto battling, it is an actual tactical turn based rpg. I havent played super robot wars because the art style is beyond fricking cringe.
Why can't I choose to not double attack in FE? Why is that automated?
all of things mentioned in the post are not battling. battling is when there is combat, and the combat in unicorn overlord is automatic. that is why it is an auto battler. No amount of damage control from mind broken troons desperate to defend their slop will save you from this. Look I love Vanillaware. I really do. I bought a Vita just to play their games. Im am STILL playing 13 sentinels. Stop giving them a free pass just because you like the company. The game is trash, the story is fricking weak and the combat is so fricking mind numbingly boring that i was playing on the highest difficulty and still never had any issues. Building teams is braindead easy. Choosing the right skills to link is also braindead. Fricking Final fantasy XII was more complicated with its gambit system and that was what.. 20 years ago? man im getting old
ur a gayet
Damn...you actually don't have a counterargument
>its not an auto battler because... you choose where to move the units... who then automatically battle eachother...
>Birthright
I said fire emblem anon the 3ds games are failed abortions
im 33 this year, born in 91. also im pretty sure zoomers are like 26 you moron
So not only are you old, you're also pathetic? Damn.
All video games that aren't VR are autobattlers since I'm not actually directly swinging a sword with my hands.
"man im getting old" is only said by those younger than 20. Go play your zoomer gacha sonny.
Another one buck broken by the Unicorn
As someone who has played a lot of Fire Emblem, you're full of shit. I made a fricking Naruto character in Birthright with the idea of him triggering as many abilities as possible, but that's just the thing: he TRIGGERS abilities, I never CHOOSE them.
>Fire emblem does not have auto battling
It literally does, every encounter has a pre-determined outcome based on what you equip the characters with just like Unicorn. Are you moronic?
>t. actual moron
What's the counter argument?
auto batter is any time i'm not swinging the sword myself
Auto battler?! NO WAY
>replying to the same old bait
>is a phone poster
>anything i dont like is bait
You know one day some rich moron is going to buy this site and ban phone posting and I cant fricking wait.
>posting bait about bait
chocolate
>berengaria gets kidnapped
>now robbed of the centerpiece of one of my best units
how much longer before i get her back
You have to beat Drakenhold
It's too late, she's already been cumdumpstered before you even got your second rapport.
Franu
Fran!
Frani
>hides behind her gryphon during her propsal scene
God she's cute. Not to mention useful, she fricking carried me through most of the game. I didn't realize how small she was, though
how small?
Smaller than i thought, since shes always on the bird killing people when I see her
Basically breaker-sized, cute.
>skinny
>pale
>short
>cute short hair
Oh my god she is the perfect little frickdoll, bros how do I make a Fralain unit
Had fun with this flier squad, using Lex to buff them with the aerial banner and to occasionally catch an arrow. Sharon was also there.
They are easy anyway. Buff their attacks with a tome, let them attack the back row and stuff starts dying.
Fact: Master Gloves should go with Fran because Gryphons barely have any good Passives.
I put mine on yunifi with stunning results
She'll burn through her PP too quickly thanks to triple counter also triggering.
she only needs to do it twice. otherwise she usually has leftover pp from not getting targeted enough
how many treasure maps is there in each region?
6
5 in each mining sites.
Albion also has 5 + 1 for each regions.
5 each
Albion unlocks the 6th for each
>Each
Wait, how?
idk if I worded that incorrectly but Each land has 5 treasure maps in their natural mining zone
You keep mining in Albion to get their 6th and final one.
Oh you had to mine even more? Frick. Here I thought that one rabbit telling me about the treasure in front of the tree was it.
if you see a treasure map icon top right when you digthen you didn't dig out everything
>she has an odd sense of humor
what
Are the 6th treasures any good?
not really but i think i used some
you want to mine anyway as all the useless paltinum you dig sells for a fortune
If you bring Dinah to them she’ll joke about killing them
>what
you'll see what I mean if you do it.
5. In the final region you can get an extra map for every location for a total of 6.
Why is her ass so fricking fat bros?
lots of bird seeds
The gods owed her after what happened, so they blessed her with that.
How do I make featherswords not feel like poop?
Give them buffs, the wingline standard helps a lot
>the wingline standard
Where's that?
give her a gale sword, discharge, and she'll be a good janny
prior to 30- dodge tank
post 30- dodge tank with an actual attack
>Actual attack
Honestly it's pretty meh all things considered, reminds me a lot of Josef's 2 AP single target attack. Not worth the price in either case but when you look at the rest of their attacks you realize none of them are actually worth the AP they cost.
Their attacks can hit the back row.
It's copium, but there's a freeze sword in Bastorias, and they're probably the best users of it since they can bypass the front row. If you put one on the same team as an Elven Archer you can even freeze a full back row between the two of them!
I thought weapon skills stay melee on flying units
relatively early in albion
so basically not until the end of the game
Nope, fliers get to just ignore the rules and range-ify everything
You don't and not waste party slots on featherswords
I wonder if the reason why they suck so much ass compared to any other albion class is because Ochlys exists (though they didn't make paladins ass in similar Joseph situation and just gutted his growth)
>though they didn't make paladins ass in similar Joseph situation and just gutted his growth
Paladin's skill list is pretty damn subpar m8, it's just less noticeable since he's overleveled to high hell at the start. Even with his stats at level 50 his attacks just exist to feed his PP which gets quickly depleted with his single target passive that reduces damage by 50% for one ally. The shield might be cute in early game when there are 2 enemies at most but once squads reach 4 you get tired of him pissing away all his PP before the enemy even finishes with their attacks. Pursuit also is wasted on him since he's not a pure phys class so it hits like a wet noodle, he should've had a pursuit that dealt part magic damage.
Paladins are just slightly worse sacred knights with some niches, featherswords are dog ass and even more compared to any other angel job which all are stupidly strong if used right
I'd say they're far worse than sainted knights, given Sainted have solid support skills and their attacks feed their PP on impact, not if enemies die to them.
God, can you imagine what Chloe's wedding ceremony was like? Everyone's having a good time, then it all stops when they try to find the source of a strange sound, only for it turn out to be Scarlett's internal screaming leaking out.
lmao, i was thinking that when i did their proposal scenes back to back the other day, trying to pick a wife. Scarlett might literally be cucked to death in that ending
>Immediately after Chloe gets the ring
>Several of the other girls are gathering around her, squealing & demanding details of how the proposal went
>Scarlett's standing in a corner with her eyes completely glazed over
>thisisn'thappeningthisisn'thappeningthisisn'thappeningthisisn'thappening
>Alain & Chloe raising their rings in the air to lift the curse of the unicorn in the final battle
>Even a voice from fricking heaven is congratulating them
>Scarlett, who is supposed to be tending to Alain's mom, just stands there, unmoving
>n'thappeningthisisn'thappeningthisisn'thappeningthisisn'thappeningthisisn'thappeningthisis
>Wedding ceremony
>Several of the other girls are dressed up as bridesmaids, squealing yet again
>Scarlett couldn't bring herself to put her dress on properly
>The bouquet she was holding has been crushed to pulp
>peningthisisn'thappeningthisisn'thappeningthisisn'thappeningthisisn'thappeningthisisn'thap
>First daughter is being delivered
>Even Tatiana is there & smiling & wishing Chloe the best
>Half of Chloe's drugs mysteriously went missing and ended up in Scarlett's bloodstream
>ngthisisn'thappeningthisisn'thappeningthisisn'thappeningthisisn'thappeningthisisn'thappeni
Homewrecking prostitute broke the sis code
why are chloegays so insecure
Autobatter trash
>last battle
>bestrals with the dialog prompt
>neither Yunifi nor Morard want to talk with them
So, which one was it?
dinah, pretty sure they are snowpetal or whatever the frick her squad name was.
she has an odd sense of humor
What is with japs and making foxes the best wives? Is it some sort of kitsune lobby or represser race memory?
ancient dormant turkish genes
>turkish
what
i forget what country this took place in but there's a legend about a guy who got injured in war and was helped by a she wolf by letting him nurse off of her, eventually said character ends up impregnating she wolf and ends giving birth to tens of thousands of children
the generic wereowl is better. she sounds younger and wears pants
Pants bad
I chuckle lightly at the fact that I can name one of them Virginia
imagine virginia was a flying unit. she would be even more broken
the pants stay off
Rome was founded by two brothers that were raised by a wolf that regularly breast fed them.
Fluff outmofus any of their negative traits.
It's over...
>evil chloe
Noo! Chloe!
This scene takes place after you marry her, btw
That's just their first rapport
May the Father watch over you.
i want that hat
Remember to bully your local janny.
im gonna bully chloe's... cooking