Unicorn overlord

Theres a marriage mechanic, who will you marry first?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is the list of candidates already out?

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gay marriage
    >No Yuri marriage
    I'm good. Seems the virus from 13 sentinels was terminal.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good. I'll take gays over yuritrannies.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Yurigays and women self-inserters getting btfo
      I will purchase your video game product!

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can huysay you're a wiener loving homosexual.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I refuse to believe this is a Vanillaware game. It comes off as completely generic.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably a game by the B team.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >B team.
        Vanillaware hasn't released a new game in the past 10 years.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          ?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            To be fair thats hardly a game.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Posts a VN

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's an ogre battle clone, there have only been two ogre battle games in like 20 plus years. How is it generic?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      too vanilla eh? >.>

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because kamitani didn't direct, write, or design it

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unicorn Overlord is the ‘Game of the Forever’. When it comes out, you might as well throw all your games away and delete your Steam library. Nothing will be able to compare to Unicorn Overlord.

    So far… this game doesn’t disappoint.

    I never knew female medieval armor was like this. Of course, there was likely no such thing as ‘female medieval armor’ as women wouldn’t be going to battle. But if they did, would they dress like this? Look at those high heels! Obviously, that will give her a fighting advantage! It’s good that the image shows off her butt and curved back. Who knew women could pose in plate armor?

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will mary the witch qt

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you marry a girl who dresses like a prostitute?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's fine if she's my prostitute

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          If she dress like that in public she is everyone's prostitute.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            not how it works reddit

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            if that was the case then you gays wouldn't be crying on /LULZ/ about being virgins

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Did i touch a nerve?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        because she's voiced by Aoi Yuuki so she's automatically the best girl

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll never understand the concept of half-naked swamp witches and why there's more than 1. Do mosquitos simply not exist?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anti-mosquito barrier is the first spell half-naked swamp witches learn. Frog familiar is also a good choice.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think it originates from swamp hags using magic to appear beautiful in order to lure in men, but in games that gets translated to normal cute girls in order to appeal to waifugays

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no vanillaware games on steam
    Shame, I would buy the shit out of dragon's crown, 13 sentinels and that samurai game.
    >Dragon's crown, playin with randoms on the ps3.
    Good times

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The furry woman.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    is a more perfect character even possilbe?

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is vanillaware shilling gay propaganda so hard?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reddit likes public woman like the witch

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    didn't vanillaware's artist basically call someone a gay homosexual over complaints of the women being too sexy? why are they adding gay shit in their game now?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fink shown him the way

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      how are those two things contradictory?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      esg maybe

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"you complained about the sexy women, so here's some buff men"
      >WOW, HE LITERALLY CALLED HIM A GAY homosexual
      why are people like this

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Must be some stupid woman employee like with genshin. It's like how in 13 sentinel hijiyama was never meant to be gay it was just a hibari reference but the female staff member added his and okinos relationship as lovers in the book.

      Either way I'm skipping this trash. Hope it flops.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        you guys are so autistic lmao

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >You WILL play the gay propaganda
          No. Frick off.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            case in point

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Go back anytime.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It's like how in 13 sentinel hijiyama was never meant to be gay
        In the original 2188 timeline, the first versions of Hijiyama and Okino are explicitly stated to be loers.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          The entire point of the story was that the clones are not their past selves which is why hijiyama ended up with the grandma until the book released.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, moron. I think I remember a poster from one of the original threads who insisted on this headcanon despite all of us laughing at you for coping. There is barely a page of dialogue between Hijiyama and the hag, and certainly nothing to justify what you are saying.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            He does unless Okino enters the timeline. Whenever Okino shows up despite being disguised and being stand-offish he ends up falling for him.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Hijiyama literally said he's fighting for the ones he love and he's looking at okino when he said this. They're their own people but the affection still lingers, like natsuno and miura. Even the parents are friends with their kids.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            He says I love you to okino in a roundabout way at the end of his story and tamao is barely in the story as is, they are gay saying otherwise is cope.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      it was toward that longnose 'journalist' jason who claimed that liking women with overtly gargantuan breasts was "pedophilia" so one of the devs posted a picture of a bunch of buff men and made a strong implication that the 'journalist' preferred men because he's a gay

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You don't draw something like this merely in jest.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sure you do.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sure you do.

        >draw it as a joke
        >people that thinks homoshit is funny laugh and buy your game
        >baragays still get horny and buy your game

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably got fired by the new fujo dev members

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was less a “hah, you’re gay” thing and more a “perhaps you’re gay - here’s some half-naked men to look at.”

      Also their last game had a gay married couple.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I always found it funny that okino and hijiyama or whatever he's called is the only couple that isn't officially dating by the end of the story, yet their original is the only one actually married.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          They weren't married

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Large woman

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fire Emblem for High Culture coomers
    See also:
    >Langrisser

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gib me my anthro waifu. I will love and cherish her

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It doesn't matter cause the MC has one of the gaygiest names ever. Alain? Dis homie name Alain? What the frick? Can you rename him? Alain. Fricking Alain! homie zesty af!

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      waif i'll marry

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    fricking unicorn overlord of all names are there actually unicorns in the game that you lord over or perhaps the villain is the unicorn overlord and you have to defeat him to free the unicorns frick off

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You seem really obsessed with unicorns, anon.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's Town Girl.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >who will you marry first?

    You posted her.

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Theres a marriage mechanic
    i thought this was supposed to be a serious strategy rpg to put fire emblem in its place

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who told you that?

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I did

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care how "generic" you insist she looks. I'd turn Chloe into a baby factory. There would not be a single moment when she'd be unseeded.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      She looks like she joined up because her childhood friend did in an effort to protect him from other women

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I never noticed the freckles until now.

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The game is worthless if I can't marry my mom.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ah, I see. They included a clone of your mom because they inherintly knew that she was the best girl. And she's your cousin, so it's still at least Incest Lite.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        She is no doubt a marriage candidate for me.
        She'll probably have to piss me off somehow for me to change my mind.

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    There is no confirmed marriage in Unicorn Overlord. What is confirmed is that the main character has an unique plot-important ring called the Ring of the Unicorn and that this ring has a counterpart called the Ring of the Maiden. You can gift this ring to an ally in something called the Rite of Covenant in which the characters will pledge fealty to each other.
    Obviously, this has similarity to marriage, but they haven't called it marriage, and they can easily play with it if they want, such as making it romantic love for some characters yet being only platonic love with other characters. Even Fire Emblem has done this in the past; not all character endings are romantic, some have just been friendship or deep loyalty.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      this, it's obvious gifting the ring to women will basically be marriage while gifting it to men will equate it to homoerotic life partner like fire emblem paired ending does

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's just as bad.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I remember the Gilbert shitstorm in 3H and now Engage.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        at least it gaves us pre release byleth dilf hunter memes which were pretty good

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dont get the issue here just dont marry a guy?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You don't understand the completionist mindset, anon, if a game lets someone do something, they have to do it. Just like they had to have gay sex with a bear in BG3.

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >homosexualshit
    Nah, I'm good. Nips don't need to keep pandering to the overwhelming minority of mental illness to appease westoids but that ESG money must be fire.

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Relationship mechanic announced
    >Discourse quality drops significantly
    Many such cases...

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Im gonna marry some hot witch girl and enjoy the game

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    the redhead will secretly be a girl if you choose marriage. mark my words.

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The gameplay looks fricking terrible

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Depends on who the choices are, dummy.
    So far, nothing really stroke my fancy in terms of design so i hope at least the writing makes me like a character enough.
    But seriously, i hope this gets a demo.

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