unova starters if they competently designed

unova starters if they competently designed

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Agree with samurott but what's wrong with emboar aside le fighting fire?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      its proportions are moronic as frick as and its neck fire looks lazily tacked on.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a fat boar standing up. What's wrong with it? And flames on every pokemon look tacked on, because creatures naturally aren't supposed to disperse fire from their body parts all the time.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It's a fat boar standing up.
          It's an egg. I know Pignite is egg shaped too, but it also has a wider face to compensate for its lack of a neck. This redesigned Emboar has basically no face to speak of, NO TUSKS, tube arms with no elbows, and a micro torso. The real Emboar has a weird fire beard and it looks 10x more naturally than whatever shitty lopsided X the OP image has. It looks like a first draft.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >What's wrong with it?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >fat pokemon that are well designed
            >can't reach out for anything with it's small, stubby arms
            Bravo.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >STOP MAKING POKEMON THAT ACTUALLY LOOK LIKE POKEMON

              >fat pokemon that are well designed

              Correct, that is a good design.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >pokemon that specializes in fighting needs to be shaped exactly the same as a pokemon that's known for being a lazy fatass that eats and sleeps all day
                Amazing.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                that specializes in fighting needs to be shaped exactly the same as a pokemon that's known for being a lazy fatass
                Except they already made fat fighting Pokemon that are well designed and don't have the most moronic proportions imaginable. Try again.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >hariyama
                >well designed
                please be bait

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >simple, coherent design you can instantly tell the point of
                vs
                >fat overdesigned pig with moron lanky arms and a barely visible no neck face with a tacked on fire beard and random stripes slapped on it for no discernable reason
                Correct.

                >people calling this well designed just to shit on Emboar
                It's supposed to be a sumo pokemon that arm thrusts it's opponents, yet it's arms are too short to even do that. Also, that big ass ears for no reason.

                >yet it's arms are too short
                Its arms are "short" to sell its bulky appearance and emphasize its massive hands and slapping fighting style. Something Emboar massively fails at.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Even that guy's arms is longer than Hariyama. You can still be bulky and have long arms, anon. All Hariyama can do is block.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                What do you mean, i think these can punch just fine.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                But it's at a disadvantage in a close combat match. Long arms is actually ideal for a fighter because it means you can beat up your opponent without being hurt yourself. You can't close the distance with short arms.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You can't close the distance with short arms
                Of course you can its called rolling and also
                >trying to insert real life into magical monster fighting

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                to insert real life into magical monster fighting
                agreed, i hate it when people do that

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                That wasnt really what i was going after, more like they all can shoot magic energy so not having long arms isnt really a disadvantage.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                except hariyama is a fighting type and its moves are centered around physically fighting. with its body.
                your justification applies more to samurott because it's a mixed attacker with a slant towards the special.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                See? Now, they got to defend Samurott's swordfighting in order to defend Hariyama's short arms in close combat.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >in order to defend Hariyama's short arms in close combat
                Say that to Mike Tyson.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Mike Tyson
                A muscular human with normal human length arms.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                A human who is fighting humans who have longer reach
                A pokemon with "shorter" arms fighting other pokemon who might not even have arms. I dont really see the problem or anything that needs "justification"

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                hariyama's arms are not long enough to reach past its massive thighs

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                ?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah reach looks fine.

                Mike Tyson's arms are way longer than Hariyama's. Hariyama's arms are just too short with unusually big hands. All it can do is block attacks with it's hands. Honestly, this is something that Iron Hands fixes because it's hands are floating and detached from the main body. Making it possible to see it reach large gaps to push it's opponents.

                I mean you can just google Hairyama anime fights and see him punching just fine.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Just one look at it fighting in the anime and I notice how the anime needs to stretch Hariyama's arms to attack and even then, Treecko kept dodging. Afterwards, it proceeds to job to Treecko. Bravo, such a amazing pokemon design.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                So just like normal person in fighting? You know, move your shoulder on the front so you get longer reach? Pretty simple when punching. Also i dont think Hariyama would be any better in anime even if he had longer arms or do you really believe just couple centimeters to his reach would give him legendary status? You are also moving the goalpost from not being able to attack to not being able to win against the protagonist

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Mike Tyson's arms are way longer than Hariyama's. Hariyama's arms are just too short with unusually big hands. All it can do is block attacks with it's hands. Honestly, this is something that Iron Hands fixes because it's hands are floating and detached from the main body. Making it possible to see it reach large gaps to push it's opponents.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >simple description to make the mon seem reasonable
                vs.
                >VERY LONG DESCRIPTION THAT DESCRIBES EVERY ASPECT OF THE DESIGN IN GREAT DETAIL TO MAKE IT SOUND OVERDESIGNED LOOK AT ME I AM SILLY

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >accurate description of pokemon
                vs.
                >ACCURATE DESCRIPTION OF POKEMON
                Correct.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >everything i said is true
                >never mind the obvious bias in how it's presented
                the point of the design is that it's a chinese pig. it's fat because it's a pig. the ornaments sell that it is chinese. and the arms are quite bulky.
                but i wouldn't expect someone who likes hariyama to comprehend that.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the point of the design is that it's a chinese pig
                What part of being a chinese pig requires having moronic long limbs and no neck? Last I checked, pigs had both of those.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >arms are "short" to sell its bulky appearance
                looks more like a fat lump that will easily fall over trying to swing to me

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >people calling this well designed just to shit on Emboar
                It's supposed to be a sumo pokemon that arm thrusts it's opponents, yet it's arms are too short to even do that. Also, that big ass ears for no reason.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >fat pokemon that are well designed

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Gross

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >What's wrong with it?
          it's proportions are moronic as frick, did you not read the post?

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    ruined emboar

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's nothing wrong with the designs.
    Samurott just needs to trade swordfighting for using it's horn as a weapon.
    Emboar just needs to lose the Fighting type.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its just a blue Excadrill.
    Just change the original's stance and no one would complain.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Its just a blue Excadrill.
      Well designed Pokemon typically look like other Pokemon, yes.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well designed pokemon are unique, not inferior versions of others schizo-kun

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Well designed pokemon are unique,
          The design in the OP is unique.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            uniquely shit

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Its just a blue Excadrill.
      based ship

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Funny that those two are equal in popularity
        Destined mates

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >this looks fine trust me guys

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Muh headcanon!
        Stay wrong imbecile

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >this looks fine trust me guys

      >Muh headcanon!
      Stay wrong imbecile

      What is the thing on samurott's head?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        a shellmet

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/EZNFrn2.png

      unova starters if they competently designed

      Samurott and Serperior are both perfect. only Emboar sucks

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    oh it's this Black person again
    still seething over samurott

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    ruined samurott

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do Snivygays even like Serperior? Most people that pick it only do so because they don't like the others and even then, they proceed to box it for Lillipup anyway.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Samurott looks ugly as frick and Emboar just looks like an egg

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Furries and their obsession with bipeds, gentlemen

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >BIPEDALISM = FURRY!
      Least smartest quadrupedhomosexual

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you guys even reply you can clearly see hes trolling and arguing in bad faith.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like egging people like that on to see how far they're willing to lie

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I-I'm losing the argument and they're not just agreeing with me? B-bad faith!

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >force palms you out the ring without even moving
    Kneel, Hariyama.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Y'know, I've never seen this board get derailed from the Unova starters by another Pokemon like this. Congratulations, Hariyama, on being just that fricking shitty you got /vp/ siding with Emboar over you.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      it seems more like "I-IT'S A FAT FIGHTING TYPE THOUGH" is the only argument emboargays had so now that it got debunked they became mindbroken.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it seems more like "I-IT'S A FAT FIGHTING TYPE THOUGH" is the only argument emboargays had
        nobody said that

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >pokemon that specializes in fighting needs to be shaped exactly the same as a pokemon that's known for being a lazy fatass that eats and sleeps all day
          Amazing.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            that post does not say what you say it says
            "IT'S A FAT FIGHTING TYPE" isn't an argument anyone has made, because it's not an argument, you are moronic.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >that post does not say what you say it says
              Yes it does.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                no it doesn't. you are legitimately too dumb to comprehend the arguments against you.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                The post literally says the equivalent of "it's ok that it has moronic proportions because it's a fighting type"

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                no, it doesn't. it's saying that emboar can't be shaped like other fatmons, because that would impede its ability to move and, you know, fight.
                a big beefy pig that is probably mostly muscle is not comparable to a fat slob and a rotund tongue monster.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it's saying that emboar can't be shaped like other fatmons, because that would impede its ability to move
                That's not what the post says.

                >a big beefy pig that is probably mostly muscle
                Muscle doesn't justify having no neck and moronicly long arms.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >That's not what the post says.
                yes it is

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Please point out where in the post it says anything about movement.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                it's implied

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                The fighting type with moronic proportions is Hariyama.
                >big ears
                >short arms
                >big hands
                >no visible mouth or nose
                >fat fricking thighs that look like spheres

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no longer has any argument, so he trying to start over and reply to my initial post again
    kek

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's not every day you get to see an assraping this thorough

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        At this point, I'm expecting him to sperg about Unovaborts as a last resort.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holy frick baldie still hasn't moved on. Autism could power cities if it wasn't concentrated on jerking off to people with animal heads, man.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    they look like phone game pokemon now

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >now

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Serperior should be Grass/Dragon
    >Emboar should be Fire/Ground
    >Samurott should be Water/Fighting

    You cant argue with this

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes i can.

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    if emboar had been any type other than fighting it wouldn't draw so much hate. the design is not top tier, but it's not that bad to get all the hate it does, especially when later generations have absolute garbage like inteleon that people drool over. it just came at a time when people expected and wanted anything but another fire/fighting starter and it's still suffering from that to this day.

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