>unreboots the series. >turns out to be so bad it sends the series into stasis again

>unreboots the series
>turns out to be so bad it sends the series into stasis again

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I liked the brown texan girl, i fapped to her a lot.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      my name is also Nico

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pic unrelated?

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    out to be so bad it sends the series into stasis again
    Cool lie bro. You know and I know that this team has been working on Dragons Dogma 2.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This was top 5 best games of last gem, bro.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm afraid it wasnt even top5 in the year it came out.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Typical

    I tried so hard to return this shite
    smallest amount of gameplay and story I have ever seen in a non indie game
    characters are post and just a joke
    zzzz

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      typical anon, no taste haha

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    out to be so bad

    you sure about that, Barry?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >sacrificed depth in favor of mass appeal
      >day1 mtx
      >very little replay value
      >no bloody palace on release
      >almost no content
      >shitty halfbaked characters in V and Nero
      >dull level design
      >etc
      Yeah.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >sacrificed depth in favor of mass appeal
        No true
        >very little replay value
        a you problem
        >almost no content
        What kind of content does the game need? DMC3 and 4 weren't brimming with content either.
        >shitty halfbaked characters in V and Nero
        No
        >dull level design
        Only if it amounts to "not enough color".

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >>No true
          >braindead JC hitboxes
          >braindead enemies
          >DMD is a joke
          >no inertia
          >no reversals
          >casualized RG
          >free gold orbs every day as if its some GAAS slop
          ok
          >>a you problem
          >only 15 fully fledged out missions spread between 3 characters
          >some of them still dare to reuse bosses/locations
          >laughable coop implementation
          >had no bp on release
          Ok. How come DMC5 has less content than a ps2 game and a ps3 game with the budget of a ps2 one?
          >>No
          They're objectively half baked
          >Only if it amounts to "not enough color".
          The levels are the worst in the series from gameplay perspective.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >no inertia
            >no reversals
            Muh glitches
            >only 15 fully fledged out missions spread between 3 characters
            The game has a total of 20 missions with the added 12 bonus mission you can find in the world
            >some of them still dare to reuse bosses/locations
            So like DMC4?
            >had no bp on release
            Which was literally added not long after. Why the fuck are even bringing it up?
            >They're objectively half baked
            If you think Nero is half baked then you are an idiot
            >The levels are the worst in the series from gameplay perspective.
            Not when DMC4 exists

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              This is the thing, DMC 5 shitposts always leave out how DMC 4 is half of a game folded back on itself. There you go, that's the standard to beat. simple as and end of

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >tech = glitches
              lol. If you wanna talk about glitches just play DMC5, the game is so embarrassing and has so many broken things that dont even amount to anything because the engine isn't made for action games.
              >20
              Like 6 of them have nothing but boss fights and even then some are still reused.
              >12 bonus mission
              You mean one note missions like "kill all red empusas" or "collect all orbs" or "ohk a scissor"?...
              >So like DMC4?
              DMC5 doesnt have the budget of a PS2 game.
              >Which was literally added not long after.
              Took them month to add the worst BP in the series. How is that good?
              >If you think Nero is half baked then you are an idiot
              He got like 3 new moves in 11 years.
              >Not when DMC4 exists
              DMC4 has actually genius levels, it's basically a build-in divergence mode for the most part except the levels are also Hispaniced up with interesting gimmicks in Dante's playthrough.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >because the engine isn't made for action games
                Neither was MT Framework.
                >DMC5 doesnt have the budget of a PS2 game.
                DMC4 wasn't a PS2 game. And the idea that increased budget = more things across a long period of time is erroneous when we're talking about video games. Remember everyone seething and dilating over RE4 remake omitting body transformations in cutscenes?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                > And the idea that increased budget = more things across a long period of time is erroneous
                Huh?

                ?t=1403
                >Remember everyone seething and dilating over RE4 remake omitting body transformations
                What does engine limitation have to do with budget?

                >worst BP
                lol
                lmfao

                >dont get to fight geryon and the pets
                >instead you're forced to fight urizens crystal for the 10th time
                >generic encounters outside of a few stages which are set to dh/sos aka baby modes
                >bp is the same for every character when dmc reboot had its own bp for vorgil
                Yeah it's the worst bp.

                >DMC4 has actually genius levels
                Yeah, that section with the disappearing bridge while you have to fight the Faust truly is the work of genius.
                > levels are also Hispaniced up with interesting gimmicks in Dante's playthrough.
                >Literally just Nero's levels but backwards
                >plants growing from the ground that you can Royal Guard into
                I'm done. Anyone defending DMC4 atrocious level design is beyond saving.

                >oh no the game has encounters that actually involve environment into play??

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >What does engine limitation have to do with budget?
                Well shit, must be an engine limitation that all game engines have. Similar to the one seen in id Tech 7 where your character still can't move as fast as he could in 1993.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >>oh no the game has encounters that actually involve environment into play??
                More like
                >Oh no, this game relies too much on shitty gimmicks in order to make its shitty roster even slightly engaging but it completely backfires

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Worst bloody palace
                Now I know you're not worth entertaining. Cause that's just objectively incorrect.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >oh no the game has encounters that actually involve environment into play??
                Don't pretend to be retarded. The moves in all DMC games clearly weren't designed with that in mind and DMC 4 exposes that the most.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >worst BP
                lol
                lmfao

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >DMC4 has actually genius levels
                Yeah, that section with the disappearing bridge while you have to fight the Faust truly is the work of genius.
                > levels are also Hispaniced up with interesting gimmicks in Dante's playthrough.
                >Literally just Nero's levels but backwards
                >plants growing from the ground that you can Royal Guard into
                I'm done. Anyone defending DMC4 atrocious level design is beyond saving.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Anyoke defending dmc4 game design ia retarded, just remember the fucking enemies that fuse with the fucking lizards, enemies that you can only get rid off without taling dmg with long range weapons, and they are all trash, great game

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        For non-retards like OP, anons like him like to post on this site because they think they know what you are missing out on.

        Like this post here
        >I'm gonna post what I think is wrong with the game without saying anything why! Winning, duh!

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DMCV is the best game in the series.

    Fight me.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, 3 is still better.
      V is pretty close.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, 3 is still better.
      V is pretty close.

      Nah. 1 still is.
      Not even a competition.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Really?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it's cringekino

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >very little replay value
    skill issue

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ugly ass character models
    >half the game takes place in a fucking tree
    >over three buttons need to be pressed to do a dodge roll
    >easier than 1, 3, or 4
    >anything related to V
    >half assed coop mode
    >microtransactions

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I'd go back to dmc 2 before I ever replay this garbage

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >playing DMC for the level design
    what the fuck do you people think DMC is? Mario? Hitman?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The level design in 5 is legitimately great because it offers paths and alternate routes through levels, either in the form of different characters or there being more than one route through.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DMC5 will forever be the game that absolutely btfo Gankerirgin doomposters and they will never stop seething about it, but we already won

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Vergil had sex

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Literally daily seethe threads over a 4 year old game

    OP eternally cucked and eternally seething

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Woke new female character
    the easiest game in the series next to 2
    Dante looks like a hobo
    You can still only play as him for less than half the game
    Nero still has one sword and one gun and no styles
    Ugly western visuals
    "We were inspired by the MCU"
    No e-boi's
    Turned a white man black
    Gay ending where Virgil and Dante learn to get on despite Virgil killing countless people.
    I thought Virgil died in DMC1, what the fuck
    They made Dante a manlet
    DmC was better, it wasn't good but better than this.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Le epic contrarian post ma moron?!

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It had the same ending as DMC2
    The only logical way for another game is if Capcom makes a Devil May Cry 0 prequel where you play as Sparda

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hated dmc because he cant combo.
    /thread.
    dmc5 was the best one to date.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are we pretending it's bad a game again ?

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >costumes are just recolors
    >vergil was brought back just so he can be everyones punching bag
    >day 1 mtx
    >no bp on release
    >no turbo
    >locked weapons behind dlc/preorders
    >just complete character assassination across the board
    >lady and trish barely present
    >both m19 and m20 are dmc 3 m20 but worse in every possible way

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>just complete character assassination across the board
      elaborate

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >locked weapons behind dlc/preorders
      such as?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cavalierre R and some of the breakers.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Worse then mission 20 in DMC 3

      AHAHAHAHAHAHA holy shit. It finally happened. I've met someone with a smoother brain than Barry.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    u mad

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DMC5 felt like a pretty decent send off though
    better then 4 and the reboots

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    didn't DMC5 sell like 5 million copies, which for a niche series is huge?

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ebin take fellow shitposter!

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just watched the official anime for the first time; it was way better than expected and actually had a half-decent plot
    Animation was a little sub-par but it was fun

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Pretending you hate it now
    You guys are so fucking boring holy shit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is Ganker, people here have always taken contrarian stances to help stand out.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DMC has the poor luck of being one of several IPs juggled by one team. I suspect a primary reason why capcom outsourced DMC to ninja theory was because they didn't have the in-house manpower to spare. That's why a remake of 1 by Kamiya and platinum games wouldn't be the worst idea.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >It's another "let's pretend we hate a game everybody loved on release" thread
    I would love to personally behead all you retards

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >if you criticize a game it must mean u hate it
      lol

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There's a difference between elaborate genuine criticism and outlandish accusations that come across as pure shitposting to the naked eye.

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