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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ironically it was their most successful game by far

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ironically it was their most successful game by far
      No? It sold like shit and had frick all players compared to to their first two games.

      Why are you lying?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >killed the dev team
        >most successful

        Pretty sure that was shadow tactics.

        >ironically it was their most successful game by far
        Ahahahaha
        Literally more people playing both of their other games right now.

        200%~ more people playing shadow tactics, 150%~ more people playing desperados 3.

        https://steamcharts.com/app/418240
        https://steamcharts.com/app/610370
        https://steamcharts.com/app/1545560

        if their previous games were successful one flop wouldn't crash the studio, morons, shadow gambit is their fastest selling game and they were planning on shutting down the studio before finishing development, steam numbers don't mean shit

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What are you fricking babbling about moron

          >one flop wouldn't crash the studio,
          It was a BIG flop that nobody fricking bought. And the studio would have closed anyway, but at least it would closed on a good game than shit.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it's not even remotely close to being shit, you don't play videogames

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I do. Its their worst by far. Randomly generated trash was mistake especially for the type of game it is.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >shadow gambit is their fastest selling game
          No it's not.
          >steam numbers don't mean shit
          We're arguing about statistics and you're saying statistics don't mean shit?

          I accept your concession.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            wanna talk nunbers? lets talk about how every game in the top 10 best selling games is woke, except maybe totk, or are statistics suddenly irrelevant?

            >shadow gambit is their fastest selling game
            Ahahahahaha it has ten times less reviews and half the players of a game they release EIGHT years ago.

            shadow tactics is published by a giant studio moron, shadow gambit is unironically the first game where they actually made real money, which was still not enough

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I hate that three of these are Blizzard and two are EA.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              https://arch.b4k.co/v/search/image/eix-t5Z_UVyNa3mJF3eCJA/
              Holy shit take your meds Black person

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                https://arch.b4k.co/_/search/text/take%20your%20meds/
                bot

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >shadow gambit is their fastest selling game
          Ahahahahaha it has ten times less reviews and half the players of a game they release EIGHT years ago.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >one flop wouldn't crash the studio
          if you payed attention to the gaming industry since 2010, you would know this is the most likely scenario.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            nearly every studio that shut down had multiple flops in a row

            You do know why Final Fantasy was named Final Fantasy, right?

            >comparing 1990 development costs to 2023
            a modern UI team alone probably needs a bigger budget than the first 3 final fantasy games

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You do know why Final Fantasy was named Final Fantasy, right?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >one flop wouldn't crash the studio
          you didn't get the memo that games cost 10s of millions now

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >killed the dev team
      >most successful

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure that was shadow tactics.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ironically it was their most successful game by far
      Ahahahaha
      Literally more people playing both of their other games right now.

      200%~ more people playing shadow tactics, 150%~ more people playing desperados 3.

      https://steamcharts.com/app/418240
      https://steamcharts.com/app/610370
      https://steamcharts.com/app/1545560

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        those are all bombs honestly

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Well, Yeah. Mimini made games in a genre that only ever had three devs actually make shit for in it. Its one of the most niche of niche genres

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >150%
        >200%
        >"wow that's a massive difference"
        >open links
        >it's just a 30 player difference
        this is why statistics are not accepted in court, being disingenuous is extremely easy

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >this is why statistics are not accepted in court
          on that topic, people really need to educate themselves on how bullshit statistics can be.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Lies damned lies, and statistics is a quote for a reason

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Shadow Tactics: Blades of the Shogun, Historical low:
        $1.99
        >Desperados III, Historical low:
        $6.79
        >Shadow Gambit: The Cursed Crew. Historical low:
        $23.99
        no one gave a shit about these games til they started showing up in bundles and were damn near free

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ironically it was their most successful game by far
      You're so painfully full of shit.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >make game with black female Jack Sparrow
    >wonder why it's not selling
    >people who consulted you get scott free

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    play israeli Black person worship games, win israeli Black person worship prizes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >buzzword soup
      go back

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I bought this blindly because all the reviews were “overwhelmingly positive” and I will never trust steam reviews again. Literally every character in this is insufferable.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Literally every character in this is insufferable.
      And this is interesting because Shadow Tactics and Desperados 3 had legitimately good stories and characters
      Well, they had some irrelevant black woman in desperados 3 but nobody even remembers her compared to the rest of genuinely cool cast

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      game is good, your moronic saleshomosexualing and fear of women and black people isn't.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sweet baby detected

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          oh yeah I'm a sweet baby, you on the other hand are a salty dotard.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >fear of women and black people isn't.
        >femalejacksparrow.png
        THEN MAKE A SETTING WHERE WOMEN MAKE SENSE. all wokeness can do is replace men.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *smacks lips
    >black
    >female
    >jack
    >sparrow

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ToT

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >undead female pirates
    that will sell our game

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >replace everyone
    >accuse gamers for fearing womens

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