>using katana in hand to hand fight

>using katana in hand to hand fight
Why is this allow?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Retsu homies still malding

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    doesn't tekken have a literal fricking bear that can rip your face off? why is that allowed?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      At least the bear doesn't use weapon

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because the bear does Mishima style karate.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Also kangaroos, dinosaurs, demons and Asians.

      At least the bear doesn't use weapon

      Kuma fights with his bear hands.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Kuma fights with his bear hands.
        Duh, what is he going to use, his human hands?

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHAT THE FRICK IS THIS HUMAN ASS HAND BRO???????? WHAT THE FRICK? IT LOOKS SO WRONG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HARADAAAAAAAAAAA FIX IT NOOOOOOOO

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Twist on the Soul Calibur design were the right arm is woodenprosthetic so they went human instead for Tekken.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        GARBAGE

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Both tekken and soul cal yoshi have prosthetic arms, with the side it’s on being the only difference

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      :O I didn't notice this until you pointed it out and love it. I hope one of his alternate costumes lets us see more of a human in there, sort of like how he looked in the first two games.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's always been a dude in a suit, even during the squid Yoshi era.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He is human, he steal the suits in every iteration from military labs, I think.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >be military scientist
        >job is to make goofy suits
        >every time I finish one and am about to turn it in, it gets stolen
        >superiors keep funding me to make new suits even though I haven't shown them a finished product in 20 years
        >have accepted by now that this is just my life

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          lmao. Probably the suits are mass-produced to fight some clandestine shinobi war that has no record.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't he a different person every game? He was a tentacle monster in 7.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Isn't he a different person every game?
        You're thinking of Jack

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Robots aren't people

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The same way being a bear, a devil, a robot, Wesley Snipes, a Biblical angel, a Russian, and a goddamn velociraptor is allowed.

    The katana is honestly, unironically, legitimately probably holding him back.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The same way being a bear, a devil, a robot, Wesley Snipes, a Biblical angel, a Russian, and a goddamn velociraptor is allowed.
      So uh.. do you think Russians belong on this list?

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Skill issue

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How come the sword attacks are blockable, it makes no sense

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cause they held back.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      most of Yoshi's attacks that use the sword are unblockable to be fair

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      most of Yoshi's attacks that use the sword are unblockable to be fair

      Yup. They're his slowest moves too.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    nina was so sick of this ninja rocking up to every tournament with a sword and decided she was allowed to bring her guns

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      *>match against the one person boring enough to play Claudio in the beta
      >dude enters heat mode
      >immediately starts shooting laserbeams out of his butthole*
      Ah yes, the King of Iron Fist martial arts tournament.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I miss when the series was all about the martial arts

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        more like
        The King of Fighters

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hey bro that's not tournament legal

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        variety streamer sellout

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where was it said that the tournament was hand to hand only

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cause it's the IRON and fist tournament, duh.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    excellent design, probably the best one he had

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It looks like AI slop

      His best design is in 3
      5 gets a honorable mention for THE best Yoshi ending and the whole Cyber samurai thing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3-Eus3oIN8

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        For me, the best one is the first one because show the core value of the shinobi as a chaotic good tool for justice

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          My insanely unrealistic video game fanboy wish is for there to someday be a standalone Yoshimitsu game that revolves around this concept. Heists that see Yoshi steamrolling herds of jobbers and boss fights with notable Tekken characters that stand between him and the cash with a cathartic end of mission sequence where you get to make it rain on people who really need the money.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yoshimitsu could work greatly in a game like this made by Acquire.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think it looks a bit too complicated - for me it's the classic, but Tekken 4 had a really cool one too
      Soul Calibur always had the better Yoshis though

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fun fact: His tekken 3 costume and stage based on cyber ninja a game/movie produced by namco.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh, sick. I had no clue this game even existed. I'm a fricking fake Namco fan...
      I'm guessing the people who worked on that movie probably worked on this promo for Genpei Touma Den too, didn't they?

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  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    what are the chances that yoshimitsu is important to the story?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      about as likely as anyone else who isn't a mishima

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    he looks like a fortnite ninja
    not good

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Please explain why yoshi design is so dramatically different in tekken games, he went from samurai hobo to alien to whatever the frick it is now in tekken i

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      cos it's fun

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not my favorite but in the top three behind T3 and T4 Yoshi.

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