Valkyria Chronicles is really fun, why did it die?

Valkyria Chronicles is really fun, why did it die?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sex with big titty skeletons!

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The big breasts got ridiculously stupid so everyone became bored.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    They made budget sequels for the PSP, a console that no one cared about.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not the console that nobody cared about but the games themselves
      VC2 was a fricking highschool setting and VC3 never even got released outside of Japan

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >VC3 never even got released outside of Japan
        And that is because VC2 is selling like shit and only for a portable console that failed to compete with DS

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >VC3 never even got released outside of Japan
        And that is because VC2 is selling like shit and only for a portable console that failed to compete with DS

        A pity because VC3 was unironically the best game in the franchise

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >VC2 was a fricking highschool setting
        First one might as well have been one as well

        They even had a beach episode

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          They all have beach episodes. But VC2 is in a military school anyway. The characters are just military cadets who end up getting sent to the front lines of a civil war because Gallia has no fricking military left after the events of VC1.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >because Gallia has no fricking military left after the events of VC1.
            also because its a civil war a lot of the army defected to the rebels and because its a civil war the militia cant be raised by law

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I was the first one, it might as well have been a high school setting given that the women ran around in mini skirts and again a damn beach episode

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              what does a beach episode have to do with high school?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                any game with Raita's girls needs a beach episode

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was the biggest handheld in japan until Nintendo snatched the Monhun exclusivity for 3DS.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >PSP
      >no one cared about

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    VC4 was their big chance at a comeback but they fricked up the story and characters. No game has lived up to the first. Shame cause the series has a ton of potential. I wouldn't even mind the same gameplay but in a new setting if they've run out of ideas.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    the story was dull and the gameplay kind of sucked
    shame because the girls are top-tier and I dig the aesthetics overall

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Denuvo in the fourth game made it impossible to buy.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Right. I saw it do as low as $5 but for some reason they refused to remove Denuvo. At a certain point I gave up on waiting and removed it from my wishlist.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        No one cares about Denuvo, schizo

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          He and I both do.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well congrats on wasting your life seething about inane stuff. I wonder if you even realize how fricking stupid you sound, choosing not to have fun because you are waiting for some mundane software to be removed and wasting years in the process.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >seething denuvo shill with no argument

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >dumb homosexual pretending he has any arguments to counter in the first place
                b-but t-tekken!

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >schizophrenic denuvo shill sperging out

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >he does it for no compensation
              Why they do it bros? What do they get out of it? Do you have to be a janny to understand?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >his brain is so rotten he can't think outside of Ganker

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sega needed to divert resources to support Hyenas.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hyenas gets $100 million to get cancelled
      >VC gets a bullet in the back of the head because VC4 dared to only sell a million copies

      Thanks Sega.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because Sega invested +$100 million on Hyenas instead.

      I had to literally just google what Hyenas was, I've never even heard of it and having looked, it looks like a day one flop.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        At least a day 1 flop would earn some money, especially if they released it digital only.
        Dropping development after putting 100 million dollars into it is a 100 million dollar loss unless they can salvage resources for future games.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          They cancelled it?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes. I can't even process this arcane corporate bullshit, why wouldn't you release a finished game to at least get something back, even if your projections say it'll flop.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes.

              Insane that I've never heard of it too. But I guess I don't really keep up with gaming stuff that often anymore because half of the new games that release are shit.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nobody really heard of it until it got cancelled. And most of those who knew simply forgot instantly.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's the same reason they ditched that found footage style Batgirl movie recently, by declaring it as a loss by not releasing anything they can use it as a tax writeoff.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Isn't Sega a Yakuza company? We obviously don't know the real story, intentionally.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I thought Nintendo was Yakuza owned.
            Maybe it's both.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    A dozen ridiculously bad, idiotic decisions in a row

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >always wanted a playable valkyira
    >they are always npcs or on the villains side
    Frick

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      But you can use Riela (and three other valkyrias if you get the DLC files) as much as you want, and in 4 you get two valkyrias after beating the game

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      In the image you posted all are playable in some form and only the top is a villain.
      If you want an entire game that lets you play as one in the badabeebadablue form in the main campaign play VC3.
      Though of course giving the players access to that means they are nowhere near as overpowering as how the games want to sell them as else it would be too easy.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sequels on PSP which was only half as popular as DS
    VC2 is in a highschool setting which pushes away the western audience
    VC3 never released outside Japan
    Revolution sucks and nobody asked for it
    VC4 is unfortunately numbered despite that it didn't need to be and it has denuvo
    I love this series, including VC2 but the future looks grim

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    They should have just sold out to coomers and added romance options like what Fire Emblem did. It might have saved it.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Interesting point. I’m surprised how well romance in BG3 went over with men.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frick no, it sucks. They hastily course corrected from the casual sex routine they had going on in early access, and not completely, either. Yes, meaning Shadowheart.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I agree with you, but the make consumers don’t. Shit was a hit, which I wish VC4 was so I’d get a 5th.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            male*

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Want to stare into the abyss for a bit? Play this:
            https://store.steampowered.com/app/1148760/I_Was_a_Teenage_Exocolonist/
            The wokest thing I ever played. Romance content is as anti what a man would fantasize about as humanly possible, I'm pretty sure.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      VC3 had you pick between 2

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        And which one was Selvaria?

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because Sega invested +$100 million on Hyenas instead.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    because only the first one was good

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't understand why someone who plays anime xcom hates anime highschool, anime tropes, and chuuni kino

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        1 was nuanced and serious with a melancholic tone and with the anime shit at minimum; the sequels became generic anime romps that betrayed the atmosphere, tone and themes of the first game.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I preferred it as a game about war with anime sprinkled on it, not anime with a bit of war sprinkled on it.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          100% correct. I actually like all that moe-cringe anime trope shit but thats not what was appealing about the first game.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        because western fans had different tastes than the native japanese fans
        you can see this very clearly when looking at the fan favourite characters that were voted for, the west loved emotionally dead Marina and the east loved the idol Edy

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the east loved the idol Edy
          I'd forgotten she got her own DLC until now, what a waste of time and manpower. Should have doubled the size of the Imperial DLC instead.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          i gues im japanese brained
          my favourite character was Edy but it sucked because troopers are so useless in vc1
          then when i got to 2 it had best girl Licorice who was also stupidly powerful so she became my MVP.
          I just hope she takes Avan's advice and doesn't try to sing like her sister.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          why must the japanese ruin everything with their terminally shit taste

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        We went from something actually rather esthetically unique to just more slop.

        Nothing wrong with slop of your particular flavor, but it does disappoint

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's anime, but that doesn't mean literally anything and everything associated with anime should be present at once.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because I would like a different mix?
        You think that if someone likes gunslinger girl he'll also like lycoris recoil?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      But this part is good

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bratty bombs...

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          DAMN BRATS!! ##

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Needs explosive correction! ideally while pinning me between their bodies when they explode

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Brown Shuten really does things to my dick

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Brown Shuten really does things to my dick
            She is my favourite of the two. Though I think they come as a pair I want them to cum as a pair, with me buried between their thighs before they both detonate

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >her swimsuit even looks like Shuten's Magical Girl outfit
              Raita isnt even trying to pretend that this girl isnt Shuten but choco

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Basically

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Bratty bombs...

                >Brown Shuten really does things to my dick
                She is my favourite of the two. Though I think they come as a pair I want them to cum as a pair, with me buried between their thighs before they both detonate

                Man, Raita is fricking awesome.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Basically

            Shuten is just white Puniyanka. We've gone full circle.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Shuten is literally Aoi Yuuki but yeah, the similarities with Puni are definitely there

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just coming in to say that I love Valkyria Chronicles

      4 was great frick you

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gameplay-wise it was great, story was meh.
        The fear of taking the plot away from Gallia is getting ridiculous.

        Also, no Imperial campaign.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          There was a mini campaign for Crymaria
          the main romance in the story was utter dogshit to the point where it makes the whole story seem worse-- I think the ending with the Bombship decision is one of the higher points in the franchise; and I was grateful for the addition of the squad stories

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      1 = soulful good game, original idea with good execution. didn't sell that well at first.

      2 = mobile spinoff, still had some soul but it targeted the mainstream teenage anime audience instead of the more mature one. kind of interesting premise. sold okay.

      3 = another mobile spinoff but this time with no original ideas, lots of rehashing from 2, extra waifuhomosexualry, a lame attempt to appeal to chuuni morons, etc. didn't release in the west so it absolutely bombed in sales.

      the game that must not be mentioned was god awful, it only exists because the series was dead at this point.

      PC port of 1 = this convinced sega people actually care about the series. great port.

      4 = a proper sequel to 1, or that's what I would say if it wasn't again targeting a mainstream teenage audience. except this one didn't have any of the soul 1 and 2 had, it is the polar opposite of wholesome with all the cursing and stupid characters perpetually in bad moods, and the game had zero good original ideas. reading the director talk about why he wanted to make this game actually brought a tear to my eye and killed the last weeaboo bone I had in my body. it made me realize the men in japan are basically worthless at this point, literal moronic losers. and I see these types in most studios and they're the reason all the games have been shit recently.

      this.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        VC2, VC3 & Revolution was all their absolute NEED to target Japan as the number one audience and frick thinking about anywhere else. Its not the first time Japanese companies do this.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          it disgusts me to no end

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          it disgusts me to no end

          >the japanese thing....is japanese???
          Slopspoken will be right up your alley.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            that game is a perfect example of moronic japanese devs making garbage.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            One day you'll find out the difference between made by and made for my slop using moron friend. Was VC1 "not Japanese"?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >a western game?
          >won't there be clashing and bloodletting?
          Japan practically pioneered violent, gory console games, what the frick is this coming from? It's not like this shit was going on the Wii.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Any place where I can read VC interviews?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sometimes I just don't understand Japs...

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            at least the anime had Alice and her great meme faces

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      got a bit shit once you realised that you pretty much have to scout rush to get a high score

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's more or less just vc1. The smaller maps in 2 and 3 don't lend to it. And scouts got nerfed heavily in 2 anyway. You can do it in vc4, but you don't need to. They aren't as strict with the number of turns to A rank.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      still looks decent what's the problem?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      frick you, i liked 3 and have better gameplay than 1

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        gay chuuni gay

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    They changed it from anime (good) to anime (bad)
    Only basement dwellers will disagree

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sega needs a dozen SMT spin-offs and Yakuza games instead.

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't be surprised if Sega makes a new gacha for VC with gameplay similar to the main games. Something to the level of Atelier's brand new gacha graphically.
    Valkyria Chronicles D doesn't exist

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >y didn’t westerners buy the sequel to this game that only came out on the psp in japan like 8 years ago?
    by the time 4 came out, xcom clones had taken over the tactics game market

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    VC4 was (and still is) overpriced

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Vc4 is my favorite game in the series. It was unfortunate that it came out so late after the other games and especially release so close to revolution

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >revolution
        mindboggling choice to do a alt history thing like that
        did they think people loved the game for having white haired chicks and not for the european war setting?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I just thought they could attempt at a spinoff which could become its own new rpg series like persona was to Sgt. Vc2 and vc3 were flops so I could understand the sentiment of trying something new even if their logic was moronic

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    calm down anon, I already think it's shit, you don't need to give me more reasons to dislike it

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    VC4 after you get the ship was great. VC5 should keep the ship and its features somehow but with the classes of 2 like fencer.

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    anyone have the raita banana boob eyes pepe?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        wrong one.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Raita decided FGO was more important
    I miss it

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The first games ending is my gold standard for any game ending now

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    They have loud fans that don't pay money.

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Imca is best flat and didn't play 4 much so didn't see flat twins.

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    3, the best game in the series never got localized, and 4 was so bad it killed the interest on the franchise.

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    you may not like it but this is what peak female performance looks like

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      b***h got me addicted to hag saggers

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Need nuclear bomb wife

      SEGA JUST BURST INTO MY OFFICE DEMANDING A PLOT FOR VC5 HELP

      Valkyria have the ability to regenerate after death like Cell from DBZ, thus letting them being back Selvaria
      Then there's a war or some shit
      Selvaria joins your side and is addicted to exploding (it makes her cum)

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    dunno it might come back

    there was job posting about simulation and character rpgs at SoJ

    sega always produces some kind of jrpg, tough 2019 for shin sakura wars was a bit long ago

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    SEGA JUST BURST INTO MY OFFICE DEMANDING A PLOT FOR VC5 HELP

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      just give them a summary of the Ukraine war

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'd buy it, following the heroic azov squad as they are surrounded on all sides by the enemy.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's pretty much VC1 plot already; do we REALLY need to rehash that again?

        I'd buy it, following the heroic azov squad as they are surrounded on all sides by the enemy.

        just make the main cast war criminals like 3 after it all ends

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Metal Gear Solid Peace Walker for weebs including frming bosses and base building.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Metal Gear Solid Peace Walker for weebs
        anon

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Uhh the same war as VC134 but you are on the other side of the map
      That'll be one million dollars please.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Plot ideas
      -Fhirald independence war, Imperials are balancing shame from their domestic population for losing the war against Fhirald's nationalism, Federation don't have the political appetite to get involved.
      -Shin's country war with USV, could be for some other reason than ragnite resources
      -Cold war style proxy conflict set after the war
      -First Europan War prequel with Valkyria project origins.

      New Valkyria ideas
      -Male Valkyria
      -Twin Valkyria
      -Siblings, one is Valkyria one is commander, could be related to twin ideas.
      -Half-Darcsen Valkyria

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >game starts with your MC returning home after a hugeass VC jungle continent war
      >his childhood friendwaifu in the same unit he was in just died from cancer after chemical exposure in the war
      >your MC gets roughed up by the local feds who're too big for their britches and you take them to war
      >some hippie punks help you take up arms because they hate The Man or some shit and you need an excuse to manage a unit
      >a third of the game is fighting the town fuzz
      >a third of the game is flashbacks of jungle warfare with your childhood friendwaifu and your dead unit and it's beyond depressing watching them horribly die or get crippled one by one
      >final third has your government send you back to jungle continent with your hippies and some fuzz who warmed to you, but your government is corrupt and send you on a suicide mission
      >also the jungle continent CO big bad is an Asian Valkyria lady for some reason
      >you end the game by clocking the bureaucrat who sent you in to kill the Asian Valkyria lady and walking off into the sunset
      >montage of you and childhood friendwaifu who may or may not have also been a Valkyria you need to buy the DLC to find out, especially the beach episode
      Is it moronic? Yes. Is it a bad ripoff? You bet. Would it be better than Valkyria Revolution? Guaranteed.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >VC with Rambo and PSTD shit
        I'd buy it anon

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >can customize protagonists appearance
    >can pick your waifu
    >have to make sure both of you survive the horrors of war
    >have to cuddle her to sleep after the nightmares wake her up again
    Would you?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      sounds like an anime version of last of us instead of VC
      but making an anime clone worked for code vein, maybe it would work here as well

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >why is your unit entirely tanned, big breasts girls that are either tall and muscular or short and chubby gals?
      >c-commander?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      That sounds like a decent idea

      >Story is segmenred into preset and past
      >Protagonist and wife are war veterans trying to live their lives. They're childless, however
      >Present section is Visual Novel style of them trying to live a normal life
      >However during their everyday lives innocuous events trigger repressed trauma
      >Flashbacks at night, haunt their sleep as you relieve the battles that traumatize them
      >some memories are played as a private doing minigames for training, others as a FPS-esque as a Frontliner, and others similar to a strategy game as a commander.
      >You play the flashbacks out of order learning the circumstances as to why they ended up together and which specific horrors they witness and haunted them, and why they can't bring themselves to have children
      >At the end they find resolution to their traumas, solve their simple everyday issues, and either start a family properly or separate and move on independently

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sega is a big stupid company.

  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    A non Raita Riela!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Riela is perfect however

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >non Raita
      I sleep.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Did Raita even draw 2d sprites in 2 and 3? All of it is terribly restrained for him.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          No

  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Japanese "Humor"

  34. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >enemy turn
    >enemy shoots at you
    >your turn
    >enemy shoots at you
    yeah nah

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You shoot at the enemy on their turn too if you position your guys properly, moron-kun.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        except they shoot at me if i stand fricking still to think about my next move, which is a masterpiece of moronic design

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're supposed to think about your moves on the map screen while you're not under enemy fire...

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're not supposed to "think about your next move" in the middle of crossfire, that what cover is for.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          can't you enter aim-mode and have them stop shooting you?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            you can. that anon is just a moronic dopamine deprived zoomer.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just use a scout and make a run for the target. Yes, the games are boring.

  35. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Non Raita Selvaria!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      soulless

  36. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not. The gameplay is okay, but I'd prefer a real turn-based game (Fire Emblem or Xcom style), not something it between. The story is very linear, no choices, no different endings, no romance. All the soldiers have a backstory, but it doesn't matter at all, they are just like random NPCs, not companions.

  37. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imca!

  38. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What an unfortunate series. The first game had issues but it was fun and there was a lot of potential in the series. Then they followed it up with two PSP shovelware games and killed the series, with the third game never even making it out of Japan. Then Japan realized that computers hadn't stopped evolving in 1998 and they started porting every remotely decent 7th gen to PC and releasing it on Steam and the port of VC1 did well enough to miraculously revive the series, which they brilliantly capitalized on by making that terrible action spinoff nobody asked for. And then finally after like a full decade of nothing but terrible decisions they released the only actual follow up to VC1, which was unfortunately called VC4 (at a point where a majority of the people who were interested in the series had only played VC1) and didn't actually improve on the original that significantly. It was still a huge step up from everything they did between 1 and 4 but just kinda more of the same shit 10 years later didn't quite cut it and the series died again. Japan really became completely worthless once the yanks stopped running the country as their main cold war puppet in the Asia Pacific region.

  39. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    KURT

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Best MC

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine if he eventually became a general instead of getting punted off into being a Black person. Gallia would have become a superpower, that's how OP he is.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Gallia will never be a superpower because the leadership is pantsu on head moronic

  40. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    So why do people hate VC2 & 3?
    I think they're perfectly fine games

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The PSP couldn't handle the original's map design so we went from expansive battlefields to a series of tiny restrictive maps with the base hopping gimmick becoming an essential gameplay mechanic. 2 had some bullshit rng drop farming for class upgrades that 3 fortunately did away with. Both games had shitty stories, 1 was nothing special but the setting was novel and the cast was charming. 2 was 70% high school shit for some reason and 3 was full of dumb edgy shit.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >3 was full of dumb edgy shit
        What? You mean the suicide squad angle? Imca/Selvaria drama? Also, frick you.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yea the super secret dirty work suicide squad that was retroactively behind every key moment of the first war, which is presented as a group of punished outcasts marked for death but then they just act like lovable anime goons like the cast of random civillian militia members and school students from the other games. Also some individual plot points like the israelite Black person who betrays the squad while acting like a self righteous c**t were done really poorly IMO. I think they tried too hard to over correct after the complaints about VC2.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think I like squaddies from 3 the best. It helps that they chime in during the main story
            >just act like lovable anime goons
            The mafioso grandma is kind of spicy? Also the one actual criminal with a stalker police girl.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The stages cut up into little slices is annoying as frick and the rng grinding for class drops was unexcusable. I never bothered with three. 4's story is pants on head moronic as it nears the end. Otherwise i liked 4 when it wasnt throwing gimmick stages at you with obnoxious bosses

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a real shame because once the plot gets going, 2 has some of the kinoest of kinos to offer, but nobody gets that far because their initial experience with the game is Avan getting bullied for his grades and falling asleep in class and then they drop the game. All of the "VC1 writing" that people want is in the second half of the game.
      >tragic deaths
      >betrayal
      >politics
      >the school's terrible secret
      >PTSD
      >people overcoming their differences
      >romance
      >what happened to Avan's brother
      >Avan being a chad instead of an annoying brat
      >Audrey getting flushed down the toilet like the RAT that she is which was fricking hilarious, one of the best scenes in the series

      People just skip it based on the first chapter which naturally lead to some Resetera-tier takes about the game
      >2 bad because school

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        why is that gun painted blue is it airsoft

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          galia camo pattern, it appears on other weapons, the uniforms and the vehicles

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Avan was a real chad

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        if they didn't want people hating on the school part they could have, you know, not made it a highschool setting????

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >but nobody gets that far because their initial experience with the game is Avan getting bullied for his grades and falling asleep in class and then they drop the game.
        lmao you are beyond generous in assuming the people who have these complaints even booted it up and it isn't constant regurgitation from those who already dismissed touching the game from their first glance

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I beat the game on release. It's the rounded plastic toy equivalent of valkyria chronicles 1. It's bad.
        >But look at all these themes the game tackles!
        Sure. Then, the writing and execution is terrible and the characters are god awful. Avan is the typical moronic shonen protagonist to the bone. And I don't mean "dumb" or "oblivious and goofy because he likes insects te-hee" like Welkin.
        Every story beat is played out. I beat the game, deleted it, and never played it again.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I like it. Not as good as the others, but it's enjoyable

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I just can't get into something that feels so cookie cutter and generic. The intro with Avan signing up to military school after learning about his brother was kino, and after that the game never recovered.
            But if you enjoyed it, cheers anon, not judging. Glad you enjoy more games than I do.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hate 2 because of all the subclasses and the grinding you have to do to get them right triggers my autism so fierce I literally can't play without a guide open to constantly reference what I need and it drives my up a fricking wall.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Leaders of the group trying to over the government are basically the Zabi family.
        >Baldren is 100% Gihren Zabi.

        >Audrey getting flushed
        I'm amazed Audrey didn't get a bazooka to the face.

  41. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know they would came back soon anon, just believe in them!

  42. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    VC protagonists:
    >VC1: nature autist
    >VC2: haha autist
    >VC3: tactics autist
    >VC4: weather autist
    what austist should be the protag of VC5 if it ever gets made

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >VC5: peace autist
      He will be the most hated MC of them all.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Considering it has to be something that will come in handy as some stupidly obtuse plot point at some point or other...
      Either history autist, or geography autist probably.

  43. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked 1 a lot but 4 really sucked. They tried too hard to counter the scout rushing cheese and made every level have a frick you, here's an ambush at the end moment, which was fricking great in that one mission in 1 but not good for every level.

    Then there were op bosses running around everywhere, shit was less a tactic game and just a run around and avoid game.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      VC just needs maps with more objectives other than "take the HQ"
      Bosses are fine; but kill all the enemies or hold out x amount of turns would be nice

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        VC2 has a variety of objectives, APC escort, defend the base(s), kill all enemies, collect scattered crates and of course capture enemy base or kill enemy commander objectives
        I presume VC3 also has it but I haven't played it yet

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >APC escort,
          It's been a long time since I cleared vc2, but I seem to remember an escort with v2 enemies and that's vile.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            The very first V2 mission is an escort one, in a new map, completely surrounded with an OP enemy commander in the same area
            I still can't believe, I managed to do it on first try although barely

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I actually prefer the gameplay of 2/3 over 1/4. It felt like they gave you much more wiggle room in the strategy department.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I've yet to play 1 and 4 because my toaster can't handle either, what are the big differences?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              There are none. 4 has an extra class. PSP games are way more different.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry, I meant differences between 1/4 and 2/3

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              The missions in 1 and 4 take place on large maps with your entire squad. In 2 and 3 the maps are broken up into several areas and you can start each mission with a few squad members starting in each one. They're all connected to each other by a specific base camp and once you capture it you can transfer units between those camps. A lot of missions will have you clearing 2 or more areas in tandem and then combining your forces to tackle the last area which usually contains your mission objective. Or you can focus your units in one area, then transfer them to the second and clear that, and then transfer them to last, though the former method is usually much more efficient. But the point is you have more options basically. Watching some videos would probably give you a good idea of how different they can be.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                And it just hit me that you already played 2 and 3 so I explained how they work for nothing. 1 and 4 don't have the limitations of the PSP so the maps don't need to be split into multiple sections.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                So 1 and 4 don't have bases scattered around the bigger map?
                If yes then that means you'll rely on 1 or 2 units because it'll take a turn just to get a unit from one side to the other
                >the former method is usually much more efficient
                When you're going against armor or bunkers then it isn't, especially once enemy starts bringing reinforcements each turn, effectively forcing you to waste additional CP clearing the area

                And it just hit me that you already played 2 and 3 so I explained how they work for nothing. 1 and 4 don't have the limitations of the PSP so the maps don't need to be split into multiple sections.

                Well some anons didn't so maybe that'll convince them to give them a chance
                Still, I hope or wish that the bigger maps had camps in style of VC2/3 that let you relocate units between camps for free

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                You can't directly move from 1 camp to another in vc1 and vc4 unlike the psps games. You can withdraw at a camp and then essentially summon at another camp, but that takes 1 turn and a command point too.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >1 turn
                no it doesn't

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Retreating doesn't, but calling up a reserve unit absolutely does.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            split maps just work much better with VC's mechanics than single open ones. and they force you to use more of the cast.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I also preferred their gameplay, I think one big reason for me was because of the instant reinforcements from camps, for both me and the enemy.

  44. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Crazy to me they didn’t have PVP or even PVE customizable maps.
    Instead they had hours and hours of cringe dialogue.
    Gameplay was so kino.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is PVP and even coop in VC2.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sweet, I’d love to have tried that. This and FF tactics were the two games I really wanted it.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >runs ahead slowly while the rest of the team clears the way and never gets an attack off
        Looks like my experience with fencers in VC2

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >team clears the way
          Lol, most missions for me are usually just cheap tank and/or 1 shocktrooper. Everyone else exists to defend camps which never get attacked anyway
          It's much more efficient than if I used 3+ units to push forwards

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I do wish death was a bigger deal in the game.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I never meant anything about dying though
              Cheap tank can take a shot from anything that isn't a mauler or heavy tank
              My shocktroopers recover more health than enemies can deal and usually, only 1 or 2 enemy units manage to attack per turn

  45. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never played 2 and never will because frick highschool settings but how's Avan? Is he a fricking annoying piece of shit like you see him in 3? Holy frick he has like a 5 minutes cameo and I already fricking hated that fricking annoying fricking homosexual, in fact all of 2's characters who appear in 3 aside from Juliana are fricking annoying as hell

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >aside from Juliana
      You would say she's annoying too, if not for her big tiddies

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Probably, yeah

  46. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Valkyria Chronicles FPS when?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd honestly love a TPS, FPS or RTT game in the Valkyria universe, it would rock. Have it be combined arms like Arma or something on the scale of Full Spectrum Warrior.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      RTS or Third-Person Shooter would be better.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Freedom fighters style TPS would be my dream game.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >water cooled sniper
      For what purpose?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a mistake in the book.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >FPS
      get your cancer out of here westacuck

  47. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sent the sequels to the PSP, bad spinoff. By the time the newest game came out nobody cared anymore.

  48. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    One thing I loved in 3 was the smaller cast, everyone gets some screentime in the main story

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The power of not having permadeath in your game.

  49. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was VC1 any popular when it came out or did it only get some attention after it came to PC for much cheaper?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I dunno about popular but it was talked about fairly often when it was PS3 only.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was fairly popular as a PS3 exclusive, my semi-normie cousins had it and that's how I learned about it.

  50. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    im sad my ip is rangebanned from uploading photos as i would share the pictures of the vc1 mods i made

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://litterbox.catbox.moe/
      Please share.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        ill do that thanks anon, they were for vc1
        >reskin of squad 7 to nameless
        >reskin of gallia army units to jaeger chasseurs
        >reskin of squad 7 to gallia army
        >some tank retextures

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://litter.catbox.moe/8go1dx.png
          here is an example of the soldier textures
          from left to right
          galian militia
          galian army
          galian jaeger chasseur (gallian elites were cut from vc1, but appear in vc3 as elite enemies)
          nameless

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            oops my bad set that one to a 1hour link https://litter.catbox.moe/7fplk6.png

            https://litter.catbox.moe/oh3n3w.png
            here is the apc you use in the dock mission reskined as an imperial one, as in VC3 it appears as an imperial vehicle

            https://litter.catbox.moe/ipi8ie.png
            just a test of an imperial captured gallian light tank, just needed to do the sideskirt

            https://litter.catbox.moe/v8xwn6.png
            apc again but a faithful texture reconstruction of how it appears in vc3, just the texture

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              https://litter.catbox.moe/38muxk.png
              this is what the howitzer looked like without the camo net

              unfortunately thats all i managed to find that i had pictures of, unfortunately the valkyria chronicles blender plugin doesnt work on the latest version of blender

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              https://litter.catbox.moe/38muxk.png
              this is what the howitzer looked like without the camo net

              unfortunately thats all i managed to find that i had pictures of, unfortunately the valkyria chronicles blender plugin doesnt work on the latest version of blender

              cool shit anon

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                thanks, its a shame some cant be used
                i should really spend time one day fixing up the ones that can be used, and release them

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nice, anon. I made a similar black uniform mod and posted about it here at some point. I think I made Alicia blonde too but I forget.

  51. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Some other (japanese) company should take the Valkyria Chronicles IP off Sega's hands. They clearly don't know how to handle it or market it and they're wasting their money on garbage like hyenas instead

    give monolith soft valkyria

  52. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    VC God's were gonna make it
    remember how sudden VC4 announcement was?
    we're gonna make it

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      VC is fricking dead
      Accept it

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      VC is fricking dead
      Accept it

      Well Sakura Taisen was dead for longer wasn't it? And it still got a new game
      So maybe there's still hope...

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Aren't you the jokester. Whoever was in charge of that project legit needs to be murdered. I don't even know what the gacha was. Frick gacha.

  53. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Worst heroine.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      And the sexiest.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Minerva was even unpaired in the end, wasn't she? She's way better.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Legitimately should have had a VC3 situation where you choose which girl you want to end up with. I was laser focused on Minerva the whole game and didn't give a shit about Riley.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder if that would fit in her

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, dead to used goods

  54. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    the "Gallians" in 4 should get the rope for fighting under a foreign power.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      only like 5 of them were gallian

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hasn't that always been what gallia does, they're always the dogs of the Federation

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Either that or they allow themselves to be replaced by Darcsens, or Darkies as I like to call them
        pic unrelated

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yuichad, you are noted.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's a line they had to dance
      >share common religion and ancestry with the empire
      >have to keep up appearances of being close to the feds to avoid the empire just invading (remember maximillian is officially just a faction within the empire)
      >feds love undermining and subterfuging you at every opportunity; the mercenaries you gave them are shock troops
      something that the game doesn't elaborate on is the relationship between Edinburgh and the rest of the federation. Easy company is with Edinburgh; is this a loophole to the empire / fed rivalry?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just that the fact that they didn't leave the Edinburgh Army and beelined to Gallia once it was invaded makes them traitors.

  55. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Still weirds me out that her in-game model is as tall as all the other girls
    She's only 13 years old...

  56. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    do you guys know what one of the saddest things is, vc2 was going to be on ps3 so they made all the models high res
    these high res models are just sitting on the sega computers somewhere, a few of them got reused for vc4 meaning that they could easily make a pc/playstation verison of vc2 and vc3

  57. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >VC3 wouldn't come to the west and likely never will
    TOTAL. SEGA. DEATH.

  58. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The fact that VC1 girls still are the most popular should give you an idea.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Nobody played 2 and 3 because handheld lol.
      >People are reluctant to play 4, thinking they'll miss out on the story.
      Gee, I wonder why...

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Nobody played 2 and 3 because handheld lol.
      >People are reluctant to play 4, thinking they'll miss out on the story.
      Gee, I wonder why...

      Hit the nail dead-on. I've only played 1 and 4 and I still prefer 1.

  59. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >12 years old
    With a higher body count than most serial killers.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Riela the VALKYRIA > le epic! tomboy darscen
      FRICK darkhairs

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Noice.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's a bit of a permanent invalid. Gotta have a permanent Valkyria unit balanced!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >breasts so fat she can't dress properly
      >Still an effective scout that can run through the battlefield effortlessly

  60. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will Aliasse have huge breasts when she grows up or stay flat?

  61. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do Darcsen get the rope?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Control of the banking industry
      but Isara can stay unroped as my mechanicwife

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      they were blamed for the 'great calamity' and were stopped by the heroic valkyria
      it was the valkyria and the darcsens litterally did nothing wrong

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        And yet the Darcsen continue to oppress Gallians as their rulers

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They trick, control and rule over Gallians.
      I'm on the fence, on one hand I want them to get what they deserve, on the other I want to keep my bookworm wife happy and safe

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Control of the banking industry
      but Isara can stay unroped as my mechanicwife

      Don't know if this happened to anyone else, but I had the VC1 DLC in VC4 making Isara playable and I accidentally sent her along with Raz, not knowing what would happen. Whoops; my bad...

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >sending a mortar with short walking range on the suicide mission with Raz, where running distance is needed most
        yeah buddy, sure

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Like I said; accidentally. I literally brainfarted and picked the wrong character.
          Then I doubled down on it; and well...
          That was actually kind of hilarious in retrospect though.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I ended up sending a lancer with an antipersonnel mortar personally. It worked out ok though.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I ended up sending another Darcsen fricking shit with Raz

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I almost sent the other shocktrooper Darcsen who looks up to him, Zaiga. Then I thought that no, I shouldn't toss away two really good shocktroopers, that would be dumb.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                This is the correct answer.
                Alternatively, if you don't want to give him a hero's death, send one of the other Scouts. No one needs that many Scouts.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I also was about to send Zaiga and then heard his "ready up" quote and it broke my heart so I then put literally everyone else in so I could hear their respective quotes and this guy seemed the most up for it

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                no, Total Darcsen Death

  62. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Darcsen women in wheatfields

  63. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    best girl was killed in the first game

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      for me its Crymammeria

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I know.

  64. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  65. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    the first game had a lot of soul

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want to fricking live in Bruhl so badly

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Same

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      man I always wanted to try to fully wipe off enemy forces in the last sgafes but the game punishes you for attempting that and always encouraged the dumb scout rush strat

  66. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  67. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  68. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want a full RTS wargame in this setting
    I want to learn how to model and mod Graviteam tactics to accomplish this

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      you can just rip a lot of the models from the game

      there was talk in previous vc threads about ripping the models and porting them to bf2 to make an vc fps

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Total War: Valkyria never

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think a Gates of Hell or Men of War Assault Sqad 2 mod would be a better idea.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've never played it but from what I've heard yeah it would be a great fit

  69. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >comfy setting
    >generally slice of life until reality of war hits the cast in the face hard
    >great resolution with a nice ending
    VC1 did everything right.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah the first game was really good
      then SEGA shat the bed with its moronic decisions

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is that official art? Those pockies are canon?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          do you live in a cave? of course they are!

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >heroine is a pure maiden
            >villainess is a turbobawd with giant expossed assets
            Many such cases

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            why is it that I want every single Imperial girl to peg me?
            Like without fail; I never get this urge from looking at anything except imperial girls from Valkyria

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I wish VC4 was more popular. The girls deserve way more art.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >heroine is a pure maiden
            >villainess is a turbobawd with giant expossed assets
            Many such cases

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I recently played it for the first time (100%ed even) and I loved every second of it. What a satisfying game.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's a very old game. it launched very early into the PS3's life cycle. at the time the philosophy of game design was still centered around making the game fun.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I remember people not wanting to play it because it had no Trophies

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            everyone was trophybrained back then since it was the hot new thing.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            they made a remaster with the stupid trophies later

  70. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The biggest problem with VC is the fact that your rank is completely determined by how many turns you take to complete a mission, effectively giving you only one way to play the game. As much as I love every main game in the series, 4 games of that got really old. I finished 1 and 2 several times each and even played 3 with the fan patch but I have yet to finish 4 even though I bought it twice and have started it over a few times.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I bought it twice
      lmao

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah. I moved to PC so I bought it for 20 dollars. I actually like to support developers when they make things I want more of. Crazy concept, I know.

  71. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no more Welkins' autism

  72. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm almost done with the story on vc4. I've been enjoying it a lot, though I admit this last chapter feels superfluous even though Belgar hadn't been dealt with. Forsetti really felt like the main villain to me. Last chapters have all been nuts map wise though.
    Haven't had a chance to play vc3, yet, but man 4 really went out of it's way to make sure the entire main cast has really dirty hands by the end of it, unlike vc1 and vc2.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >nuts map wise though.
      That one map where you start completely surrounded and the enemy gets to move first.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just finished the final mission and got the ending. I'm amazed the writers spared Crymaria. Now it looks like I've got a shit ton of post game content to do.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        DO THE BEACH EPISODE

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'd already done that. But now in post game I got access to this hot spring interlude. The imps really went all in on Minerva there.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Also this new scene with Claude and Riley watching the aurora should not have been relegated to post game.

  73. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >VC4 is on sale in the pstore for 6 bucks
    is it worth it? I only played the first one, unlocked everything in it and really enjoyed that game

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you liked vc1 when then yes you will like vc4

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      For 6 bucks absolutely

  74. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    So Minerva was a Bong, right? Also they got a bit confusing with Angie at the end. Her bio seemed to suggest she was a Burger, but then they started talking about the Europan Valkyria hunts.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, the army in 4 were not! Bongs.

  75. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    VC3 is my favorite solely because of Riela
    I love her

  76. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Valkyria Chronicles 3 wasn't localized and you couldn't marry the redhead in Valkyria 4. Dead franchise.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Whats the issue with Rory? She was cute

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's cute, but an idiot.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      i laughed my head off when in 4 near the end she says in the meekest voice >"clude there is something i have wanted to tell you for some time...."
      i thought oh boy here we go..
      and she just lays into him in an angry voice >"i have always hated you etc..."

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        wat a c**t!

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can fix Minerva.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I get Minerva despite her hating Claude, but I don't get people vying for Kai. She was deep in with Raz.

      i laughed my head off when in 4 near the end she says in the meekest voice >"clude there is something i have wanted to tell you for some time...."
      i thought oh boy here we go..
      and she just lays into him in an angry voice >"i have always hated you etc..."

      I burst out laughing at this too. The whole
      >we might die in tomorrow's operation so I need to get this off my chest
      was absolutely a set up for a romantic confession and instead she's like
      >I want you to know that I've always hated you

  77. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    SEGA took this from us. VC4 sold so poorly they couldn't refit the engine for a remake of VC3.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You took it away from yourself, whining about VC4 being bad when it wasn't.

  78. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Grenadier is more fun to play than any class in 2 and 3, Fencers in 3 are completely fricking useless, there is literally no point in using them

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Fencers in 3 are completely fricking useless
      Funny how strong they are in 2, the same with scouts being OP in 1 but they're goddamn useless in 2

  79. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      catbox? that's cool

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        seriously how?

        I work at Sega. VC5 soon!
        ... I wish.

        https://files.catbox.moe/n2ti96.png

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thank you very very much.
          >gallia
          Aha, I didn't search for that. Can I ask for specific links to the loras? Sorry to bug you so much.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Just cause you are a VC fan, anon.
            https://civitai.com/models/144855/gallia-uniform
            https://civitai.com/models/105784/watercolor-or
            https://civitai.com/models/133019/raita-or-style
            https://civitai.com/models/131864/breast-size-slider

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Thanks bro. I'll upload some other Raita loras for you in a bit.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              https://gitgud.io/gayshit/makesomefrickingporn#lora-list 2 raitas here
              1 more here, can't find the orig link that had 1-4 epochs but here's the last one https://files.catbox.moe/78hbka.safetensors "RaitaSecond-000004.safetensors"

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nice. Thanks bro.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      seriously how?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      why is the Gallian uniform so sexy?

  80. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >niche by default
    >4's characters and story were shart water compared to the rest, even 2
    >non pirate version of 4 is still infected with denuvo
    >3 is still not officially translated or released in the west
    >rather than remake 3 for proper systems they opted to make an incredibly jank spinoff that was a hard sell even to fans of the main series
    >series has a running problem of killing off best girls or otherwise not letting you choose them over the boring forced girl
    >the one time the protagonist can get with a darcsen they're forced to raise the children of other men
    >running out of europe-esque conflicts and are probably averse to make anything pacific theater-esque (imagine if the atomic bombs had chained up little girls inside making the reaction possible lol)

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >an incredibly jank spinoff that was a hard sell even to fans of the main series
      revolution right?
      >(imagine if the atomic bombs had chained up little girls inside making the reaction possible lol)
      that sounds metal as frick

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Basically, the empire decided to develop whatever Valkyria it could get its hands on into super soliders like Selvaria, Aliasse, or Crimaria. The US of V, instead looked at the Valkyria's Final Flame (the nuke they set off when they die) and said, "we can do better" and perfected the process of triggering a ragnite implosion chain reaction using a valkyria's final flame as a detonator. So yeah, not-America took the valkyria as nukes metaphors the previous games had and said, frick it nukes for real.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >anything pacific theater-esque
      I mean vc4 had the first not-Japanese character iirc. I'm amazed they held off so long given Japan's prominence in actual wwiii. It also had the most info we've gotten on Not-America, and as you mentioned, e-girl bombs.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I mean vc4 had the first not-Japanese character iirc.
        And she was shown to be a spy for not Japan and the game mentioned that relationships between Vinland and not Japan are getting worse.

        VC but with navy content SOON

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        No that was 3. Wears a katana too. Literally a jap immigrant. Why they tease us like that

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          ah, right you are.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          hapa*

  81. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Minerva acts like a stupid c**t towards the MC
    based, imagine the hate sex!
    >Riley acts like a stupid c**t towards the MC
    lol what a shit character!

    Habitual self inserters explain yourself, its as simple as you wanting to bone Minevera and not Riley right?

  82. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gallians are the not-Dutch right? And the imperials are some kind of German/Russian cross. VC4 really drives that last one home with their capital city being Schwartzgrad.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah not dutch/belgian
      yeah the empire is germany/russia

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      not-dutch in placement
      not-belgian in general cultural depiction and aesthetics
      military like the swiss and ethnic composition
      except if you replaced the french part of swiss with swarthy southern french instead of more white french

  83. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Vietcong Valkyries will save the series.

  84. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because every game after the first one was absolute trash.

  85. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like they went a little far with Crymaria.
    >Want to up the ante but also have to explain why Selvaria was chosen instead of her so she's more powerful, but also can't control her powers
    >Her lance is a staff for some reason
    >Her flames go red near the end for some reason.
    >Her blasts create ice somehow.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I liked her and didn't mind the attempt; it was really impossible to one-up Selvaria so they had to come up with something; her being an utter loopy falliure was the only way to increase her stakes without upstage Selvaria

  86. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Darcsen girls are the best girls. I would have an army composed of them with their sexy sexy double action and higher than average base stats.

  87. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Empire - Valkyrian super soldiers
    Federation - Valkyrian bombs
    Gallia - Artificial Valkyria
    I know they took the idea from Max and from Forster's research when she defected, but you think the Empire and Federation took notice of what Gallia is up to and decided to do something about it?

  88. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    So considering Captain Varrot turned the tide of the war with her unit, how famous is she in Gallia post war?

  89. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What do you mean "It died"? It didn't even need 4 more games after the first one, we know how the Europan War ends, and Gallia is liberated by the end of the first game.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can always portray as a prequel the WW1 equivalent with Welkin's dad

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      eh, VC1 was just the invasion of Gallia as a small part of EWII. VC4 was actually about the main parts of the war, and VC2 was about a Gallian civil war. VC3 is the one actually retreading the invasion of Gallia.

  90. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm genuinely surprised this series still has such a large fanbase. How did SEGA frick it up so much?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      by not creating the Company of Heroes clone

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >made sequels to VITA which was already dying by that point
      >MUH HIGHSCHOOL SETTING which really made everyone wary of even if it just the start of the game
      >VC3 NEVER EVER coming to the West (lmao)
      >Revolution which is a fricking abomination
      VC4 was the last nail of the coffin for this franchise as its sales were mediocre, but at least as

      >VC4 is on sale in the pstore for 6 bucks
      is it worth it? I only played the first one, unlocked everything in it and really enjoyed that game

      says, you can get it for super cheap

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        PSP, zoomer.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      VC1 releases on ps3 then pc
      lets release a sequel on ps3 and pc where we have a fanbase, wait i know lets put the sequel on psp, great idea
      lets make another sequel on the psp but japan only
      ok weve learnt our lesson, lets release on ps4, xbox and vita, but its a spinoff with nothing to do with the others
      ok lets make a proper sequal, huh where is the fanbase

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >but its a spinoff with nothing to do with the others
        this would be fine if it wasn't one of the worst games ever made

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          VC1 releases on ps3 then pc
          lets release a sequel on ps3 and pc where we have a fanbase, wait i know lets put the sequel on psp, great idea
          lets make another sequel on the psp but japan only
          ok weve learnt our lesson, lets release on ps4, xbox and vita, but its a spinoff with nothing to do with the others
          ok lets make a proper sequal, huh where is the fanbase

          >made sequels to VITA which was already dying by that point
          >MUH HIGHSCHOOL SETTING which really made everyone wary of even if it just the start of the game
          >VC3 NEVER EVER coming to the West (lmao)
          >Revolution which is a fricking abomination
          VC4 was the last nail of the coffin for this franchise as its sales were mediocre, but at least as [...] says, you can get it for super cheap

          no, really, who makes this pants on head moronic decisions?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sega

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I can't fault them for VC2 because it actually did okay but the other games were just fricking moronic. Sega had no confidence in the series but the PC port changed their mind -- but they let a mouth breathing incel direct it.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              There it is, the resetroomer outs itself.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                schizobabble: the post

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        sequel came out on the psp eight years before the first one was ported to PC.

  91. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I genuinely thought VC4 was good. What's the issue? Where is the VC5 announcement???

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      see

      >Hyenas gets $100 million to get cancelled
      >VC gets a bullet in the back of the head because VC4 dared to only sell a million copies

      Thanks Sega.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't understand why one million is "bad". Back in the day half of that would have been considered a great success

  92. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    My favourite bombshell

  93. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I played the first one and it was a foreknowledge puzzle game larping as a tactical rpg. I didn't bother with the rest of the series

  94. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    hehe

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do some of raita's magical girls in Gallian attire.

  95. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jane the florist is best girl

  96. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Considering that the publisher has to pay denuvo a monthly fee, why haven't they removed it anyway? It can't possibly be worth the money at this point.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      especially since it was cracked years ago lol
      they're just morons

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >SEGA
      there's your answer

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is that per game? or just a monthly fee for any number of games?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        per game

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >SEGA
      there's your answer

      per game

      I love when morons pretend to know how it works. Like a fricking big company can't make a deal with Denuvo to get cheaper prices or some other benefits they obviously consider worth it.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        going to cry?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >sega isn't run by morons, they just waste a ton of cash keeping denuvo on multiple years old games because of a vague backroom deal that's real in my head

  97. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You guys have phones, right?
    https://crypto.news/sega-double-jump-tokyo-execs-blockchain-gaming/

  98. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >VC4 is 5 years old
    It's over.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Raita's adversite book produce the absolute girl
      Y/N?

  99. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >why did it die?
    Because sega is moronic.
    >Hit gold with VC1
    >Do nothing with it and instead release VC2 on psp with a school based tournament arc
    >It bombs as expected and sega refuses to release the next one globally because of it
    >Except VC3 is the actual sequel everybody wanted after VC1 and would've been hitting gold a second time if it was released on anything but psp and in japan only
    >VC1 gets ported to PC and it sells well so sega becomes interested again
    >VC4 gets released and it's 20 steps back from VC3 despite being on superior platforms so it's more like VC2 2.0 instead of 4 but sells well anyway however sega wanted gold like VC1 so they axed it again
    Basically they made nothing but wrong decisions and expected way too much despite doing everything they could to frick up the success of the IP.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >refuses to release the next one globally because of it
      That's more about the PSP in general. A bunch of Japanese games at that time didn't get released like .hack//link, FF Type 0, Fate Extra CCC or Persona 2 Eternal Punishment.

  100. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They really should port 2. It's not like they're doing anything else with the series.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        They'd have to do a full remake, it's just too low res. Vita ports are painless in comparison.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          If Xseed can port the cubism piece that is Akiba's Trip Sega can port VC2.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          no they have the models vc2 was going to be ps3
          some of the highres models got reused in 4

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like her more with the alternate hairstyle

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >gets the love story in 2, unlike the MC and main heroine

  101. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Behold, clone. Gameplay is shit, you have to aggro individual enemy units the whole game.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Would a remake from the ground up would save this IP?

  102. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Extremely fricking stupid management.

  103. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because sega, sega'd and was moronic as usual. also it didn't get money from the furgay community like sonic does so they stopped caring.

  104. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    They made it gay post the first one

  105. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      this b***h needed rape correction badly

  106. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Games were too hard unironically and only on PSP.
    They had the chance to redeem things with 4 but they made it too hard again and still made every mission timed so you can't even have fun and just have to scout rush everything.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you can't even have fun and just have to scout rush everything.
      hard pass then

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      vc4 is very generous with A ranks in most missions. You don't have to rush.

  107. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Raita art getting animated
    Holy frick im going to fricking cum

  108. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody bought VC1 until it hit bargin bins and VC4 sold way worse than the first did.

  109. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dropped VC1 when your sister is killed and MC has no reaction to it.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Havent played VC1 since it came out but wasnt the point that he was trying to keep a brave face for the troops or something?

  110. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did the first one get a physical version for Switch or am I remembering wrong?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, the last physical version was for the PS4.

  111. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    God, I hope SEGA dies, I hope their corpse gets bought out by Microsoft, no, I don't even care who does it, Sony, Nintendo, fricking Ubisoft, maybe even THQ Nordic I genuinely do not care. I just want those fricking thick-headed asiatic monkey morons to stop fricking with us like this. If the VC IP were in, say, Microsoft's hands we can at the very least spam mail them to submission or crash-land a VC-themed plane to XBOX headquarters with the letters "VC 1-4 COLLECTION ONEGAI PHIL-KUN" and they'd make it happen but I can't even do that to SEGA, those faceless, enigmatic cabal of braindead Yayoi chimps. I HATE THEM I HATE THEM SO FRICKING MUCH WHAT ARE THEY DOING I HOPE THEY DIE -DIE- SEGA -DIE-

  112. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    One annoying thing with 4 is grenadiers feeling more useful for the enemy than for you. They can't intercept for shit but the enemy's can easily frick up a shocktrooper that's running without nothing in the way? Frick off.

    Also, having to destroy Klaus' moronic tank like 4 times when grenadiers can barely hit the fricking radiator made me just go back to lancers with some elevation.

    And the ship orders are cool. When you can actually use them in like 4 missions.

  113. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imca best girl

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