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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    good game, loved playing it once in english and once in japanese too

    the requirements for the best ending are 110% BS

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    played like 2hs and still was in some sort of intro with all-cringe dialogs and scripted battles, unbearable

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Definitely a top 5 game for me. Went through it several times within the span of a month and still think about playing more of it, although I'm clearing out the backlog first. Sucks that the sequel is an unfun bloated piece of shit.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I liked the sequel but it felt like a massive chore to play at times, learning skills was incredibly tedious.

      Also maybe I was just bad at the game but did anyone else have trouble playing the game "fair"? I always felt like enemies were hitting like monster trucks and I ended up cheesing my way through most of the game, felt wayyyy harder than the first game.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lezards tower is the difficulty spike. Not sure what you mean with cheesing. Vp isnall about deathblows, and best with mages using great magic. Otherwise you are fricked.

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    i've beaten this game three times and i've never got the true ending

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I played some of 2 but dropped it after a few hours and forgot about it, beautiful looking game but somehow didn't grab me. What's 1 like?

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's ok, the love story plot is disgusting and directly contradicts all the sequels.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the first game retcons the sequels
      pardon?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's ok, the love story plot is disgusting and directly contradicts all the sequels.

        continuity between the games was always a whatever thing. i think only 2 is actually canonically connected to 1 but they establish it is an alternate timeline still so it could do whatever it wanted. then everything after that is a standalone thing with reused characters.

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    My favorite rpg by far. The unorthodox gameplay set it apart of everything else for me, being a fan of fighting games, I found the combo system very enjoyable. It's not perfect of course, it takes like 40 minutes until the first dungeon and the voice acting is pretty shitty all around. Still, it never got boring, not even after so many playthroughs.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >voice acting is pretty shitty all around.
      You can now play the undub version too.

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's cool.

    I know it's shounen as frick but love the battle quotes. More games need it. It makes it feel much more epic.

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I loved it the first time I played it, which was around the time it came out. I was 16 then, I think. It has a great plot, great music, and unique combat mechanics.

    However, I recently tried to replay it. I became frustrated at the grindy mechanics (triple if you play on Hard, you need to route and maximize your EXP). There are too many encounters. The spells and finishing moves also have *excessively* long attack animations. It just feels like the game doesn't respect your time.

    And, of course, the requirements to get the best ending are utterly bizarre and basically require a guide to figure out. Since much of the plot is revealed in the best ending path, this is an absolute insult to the player. Great game otherwise.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jelanda is a haughty ojousama with drills and Nanami is a yamato nadeshiko miko with a hime cut.

      Hard is better because you can use the accessories that increase HP and CP gain per level since level 1 for almost every character.

      The one complaint I have about this game is that your main party usually tends to be Arngrim, Mystina and some spear user (usually Lawfer or Aelia). Of course you don't have to use that party but it kinda feels suboptimal to use anything else especially considering the fact that you're never sending Arngrim or Mystina to valhalla.

      >Mystina and some spear user (usually Lawfer or Aelia)
      Nah.

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    OUGI
    FINALITY BLAST

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Played it like 4 times. Last on the psp. I loved it, the setting and tge characters. Also as a teenager,that dragon lady gave my penis a funny tingling sensation.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      What dragon lady, Aelia? One of her hero traits is "does not like men," and you can only lower it once.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >hates men
        >exposes her crotch for all men to see
        i'll forgive her

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is it under garments or a codpiece?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            clearly she is patrician and is wearing a chain mail leotard

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >and you can only lower it once.
        Huh. Not that anon, but in the mobile version you can modify that as much as you want if I remember right. Maxxing out her love of men was the first thing I did with her.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >needed CP
        lewd

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Needed CP
        Do women REALLY?

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The combat animations are about 50% of the screentime. Frick that.
    Otherwise pretty interesting game.

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Greatest game I absolutely hate to play.

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hugely disappointing. Probably the second most disappointing RPG I've ever played (first would be Legend of Mana).
    Terrible battle system that just reduces to "spam the giant voiced cutscene attacks every time in a row". Unfulfilling story that constantly suggests it's going to lead up to a grand ragnarok encounter with all the souls you've recruited but no it's just one last stage same as all the others with your selected party. Ultimately seems like it boils down to game had an "idea guy" who thought it would be great and then they took the path of least resistance to implementation.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      You did unlock the reat ending, right? Surt is not the final boss.
      It also should be noted that the first game is a half of the whole story and the next bame is BOTH a sequel and a prequel to it due to time travel shenanigans..

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >first would be Legend of Mana
      Seeing as LoM is one of the only JRPGs I like, I might have to pick this game up

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >they took the path of least resistance to implementation.
      Considering all the fire hoops you have to jump through to get the A ending, what is the path of least resistence? They made bullshit and annoying dungeons like the Clockwork Mansion, shitty puzzles when you have to guide beams to melt things, those eyeball enemies that revived each other if you don't kill them all at the same time, etc. They are game design choices along many others that would drive away players / buyers.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >those shitty eyeball enemies that revive each other
        They revive the last enemy killed, which means... they can actually revive a boss.

        >fight Lezard + 2 eyeballs
        >kill Lezard first, his magic attacks hurt and no way those eyeballs will revive a boss
        >they fricking revive the boss with full HP

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The one complaint I have about this game is that your main party usually tends to be Arngrim, Mystina and some spear user (usually Lawfer or Aelia). Of course you don't have to use that party but it kinda feels suboptimal to use anything else especially considering the fact that you're never sending Arngrim or Mystina to valhalla.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bulkshit. Neither Arngrim or Mystina are that great. Any mage does well, and Arngrim is just okay. You can finish the game on hard mode with any party combo. I for one always sent Lawfer up in first chapter (or was it second)because I liked Belenus more and Aelias move set is pretty shit.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a game where I like the ideas more than the execution. Not just talking about the story - though that's neat too.

    It's an interesting game and there's not much else that plays like it, but the anon earlier who said the game doesn't respect your time hit the nail on the head.

    Cutscenes go on for a LONG time. Certain battle animations go on for a LONG time. Some levels frankly outstay their welcome, although every level does have a very very cool aesthetic.

    Most people talk about the hoops you have to jump through for the true end, but what surprises me the most is about a third of all levels are exclusive to hard mode, replacing about a third of the levels from normal. It makes hard mode much more interesting to play through and some locations deliver a lot of story information in neat ways. If you 100% normal mode you've only seen about three quarters of the content in the game, which is pretty nuts.

    It's both an incredible game, and one I don't think I'll ever play again. Two playthroughs was more than enough.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    After Final Fantasy Tactics, it is probably my next most favorite JRPG on the original Playstation. I prefer the English names over the Japanese original ones. Arngrim is so much more a badass name than Aluzzi.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Namco Museum version of Legend of Valkyrie is kino. Good taste anon.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like it too. Everyone's fixated on Pocky and Rocky but it does have the same fun as that game too.

        >Cracked israeliteel case
        Is that a special game to you?

        Absolutely. I used to bring it over to a friend's place all the time. When everyone else was asleep, I'd chip away at the game. I think it is just the game case and controller pressed against it in my knapsack which did the damage. I'm still saddened about the damage too since I do love the game.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >a table of marble
          >a heart of gold

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I did think I did great in the game beating it on the hardest difficulty setting, but I think it was a bug because it is labeled incorrectly where it is much more challenging choosing the easier settings.

            >that limited edition box
            mad jelly

            It is the oldest edition and lacks all the new stuff it got in later releases like more cutscenes, widescreen support, and more. The calendar is outdated printed for the year 2000 which makes it less worthwhile now. Even the pocketwatch has no place in usage as well now, so the limited edition of Valkyrie Profile really does have its own Ragnarok doomsday.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >calendar is outdated printed for the year 2000 which makes it less worthwhile now.

              So you can reuse it in five years. That's pretty good.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >that limited edition box
          mad jelly

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Cracked israeliteel case
      Is that a special game to you?

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like how they really frick you in the ass in hard mode by making every new character start at level 1. That is particularly great since best characters either join you very late game (Gandar) or post main game (Lezard, Brahm, Freiya).

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not perfect but one of my favorite games.
      I miss beautiful spritework and when Jrpgs had interesting artstyles.

      >hard mode by making every new character start at level 1
      This is what makes hard mode easy dumdum.
      Just give a new char the items that increase hp and CP on level up and pump them with exp.

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Should Deny The Divine Destiny of The Destinies

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      they're telling you how to get the good ending
      it's why I always think it's silly that people complain about it, if you play through the game and get the normal ending and pay attention you'll probably figure it out

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The hime cut valkyrie

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      i liked her smug portrait

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Valkyrie Profile: Hrist never ever
        we got robbed, for real I mean

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I was thinking about that the other day. I've never felt so strongly about a NEVER EVER sequel because it really does feel too late for that to ever happen these day. She'd probably be a hard character to write from a main character perspective though. Which might be why they never did it.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I mean, the DS game had a really edgy dislikable main character who is straight up evil for 2 1/2 of the three routes in the game. Don't think Hrist could be much worse than that.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              I was thinking about that the other day. I've never felt so strongly about a NEVER EVER sequel because it really does feel too late for that to ever happen these day. She'd probably be a hard character to write from a main character perspective though. Which might be why they never did it.

              The Seraphic Gate in CotP has some silly scenes. One is with the valkyries, with Hrist complaining she got robbed of her game.
              Wilfred and Ailyth observe the scene from afar, with the maid wondering when Hrist will get to be the protagonist, to which Wil responds :
              "Don't hold your breath!"

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got to the overworld map but didn't understand the send souls to Valhalla mechanic so I stopped lol. Do you just pick and choose what party members to send to Valhalla? How do you build a good end game party? If I find a party that I like, I tend to want to ignore everyone else and just play the rest of the game like that

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can't send Arngrim or Mystina up, so most people will keep at least Arngrim til endgame.

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    For the first game, is it better to play the PSX version or the PSP one?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      PS1 NTSC-U, because of some improvements exclusive to that version.

      The PSP has some stretched graphics, those improvement are not included (so its like the original NTSC-J), plus 2D animation got replaced by 3D (this may or may not be a plus)

      up to you as to what is more important

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is VP2:
    1) worth playing?
    2) a good game?

    I've beat VP twice in 20 years.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.
      Yes, but it's very different.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        How much different are we talking about?

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The atmosphere is great but the gameplay is pretty mediocre. Also my copy always locked up when about to fight Gandar.

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Necrophiliac
      What now.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      hey, i remember those guys

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That there is a party in which you get many,many crystals from enemies. Lucian is the best at it and Badrach is a shit character, but at least he can get them decently well.

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I played for the first time and heard this song I was blown away:

    I thought I had found one of the greatest games of all time. Unfortunately, as the game went on, it became more and more exhausting to play until I quit and never played it again.
    It feels like it should have been a hugely acclaimed classic, but something went wrong with the execution.

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    what is the best way to start? ps1 psp phone
    i was going to use the ps1 undub but someone said it was bugged

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      American psx version.
      Hard mode isn't actually harder, you only have more options.

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