Valve is the American version of Nintendo.

Valve is the American version of Nintendo.

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    But Valve makes games for adults?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do Valve even make games anymore?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        the games they did make were good. also valve is very protective over their ip and they would never release dogshit. very similar to nintendo.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        They just released a game last week.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          You mean updated

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rarely, but yes.
        Theyre more of a tech bro company than a game dev company at this point IMO.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Valve
      >games
      were you born in the 80s or something?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        stop consuming anime

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          stop consuming Mann Co. Supply Crate Keys

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            anime leads to transness and homosexuality

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              I got into anime and Ganker though TF2, blame Valve.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                fps games create mass shooter chads, anime creates trannies.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                that's a weird way to call me chad, but thanks

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                pc game -> mod -> anime -> troony -> less population -> ESG
                I got it now

                YWNBAW

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                pc game -> mod -> anime -> troony -> less population -> ESG
                I got it now

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >But Valve makes games for adults?
      you mean furry troons? that's more accurate

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Valve doesn't make any games at all though.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hope they make a game!

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        2 bombs weren't enough

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The seething generated by just one post

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Create Steam with the intention of providing a service so convenient people won't bother pirating
    >Run service into the ground so hard that customers will crack games they paid for, just to be rid of it

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Things that never happened

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      i have not once ever heard of anyone crack a steam game to rid it of its drm

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, sure tim

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >delusional copetastic autistic sneeding
      OK buddy thumbs up friend.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Valve isn't nearly as anti-consumer as Nintendough

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      are you dumb?

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nintendo actually makes games though

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes but they've made a few souless software, unlike valve who only makes good games.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    You are assuming they still want windows

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      irrelevant post

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Without windows, all pc publisher are fricked when they are taxed by Apple

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          irrelevant post

          ehh not really

          homosexual

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    ehh not really

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    In what way? Because I don't remember Valve suing people for making ports of theirs games. It's probably one of the few companies that allowed others to benefit from their IPs.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Idk about that, but Portal is the most Nintendo-ish American franchise out there.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      you forgot
      >Crash Bandicoot
      >Spyro the dragon
      >Jak and Daxter
      >SLy cooper
      those all play like nintendo games

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      you forgot
      >Crash Bandicoot
      >Spyro the dragon
      >Jak and Daxter
      >SLy cooper
      those all play like nintendo games

      forgot to add toejam and earl

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lmao not even giving close. Valve actually strives to improve and do better and build upon and innovate. Nintendo continues to not improve hardware outside of shit gimmicks, refuses to improve their online infrastructure, and recycle the same shit over and over. Valve is better than Nintendo in every way.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    But Nintendo actually supports the Pokémon TCG.

    Valve screwed over the Artifact fanbase by cancelling the Artifact 2.0 beta without even allowing users to invite friends like they said they would in January 2021 and does not deserve your financial support for these gross consumer-unfriendly practices.

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