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Valve to sell Refurbished Steam Decks
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419$? yeah nah thanks not for that price especially since someone's dirty wiener and cum stained hands have touched it.
>not buying the 319 dollar model
its like you fricks dont even know how to install m.2 drives
>Hundreds of morons b***hing online about how they fricked up the install by stripping the screw
Why is it so complicated for these monkeys to pick the right size bit holy shit
someone's 'ick
imagine the smell.
>buying used
do you also buy your condoms used?
At least you know they work
I bought "like new" headphones for -60%. It's a dice roll tbh
I bought a refurbished android phone for less than $200 and it's working as good as other $1000 phones
every deck had a dick on it
>5200 MaH
Nope.
What's the problem?
>$319
>during summer sale a new deck was $339
will they discount the refurbished ones as well?
would be sweet to have switch lite price decks
Can you imagine Ganker?
Someone out there. Maybe even someone who got it as a gift for their kid.
Has the smallest chance of buying a Steam Deck that got frothed by dick phimosis and ejaculated on.
Fricking imagine
oh god the 'ick on 'eck guy is gonna go nuts with this
can you wiener obsessed homos stop giving him attention?
He’s a Uber chad
They're all his used 'ecks anon
Bro are you gay? ick on the eck is classic
Ick on eck is a year old you dickriding Black person.
So about as long as you've been on this site you double election ukrop tourist.
I'm sorry I don't idolize a fatfrick ban evading and spamming his disgusting phimosis everywhere.
And let's not forget when he first fricking did this with the Switch years ago.
>can you wiener obsessed homos stop giving him attention?
just threw up in my mouth
I love my Steam Deck, never had any issues with it. Its cozy to play right before bed
Would
Oh god nevermind I just went to check the TikTok to see if there was something good to jerk off too and its not great
So let me get this straight. They can barely sell these things, but there are enough of them coming back broken that they feel they can create a secondary market by reselling them?
>They can barely sell these things
?
That hasn't been the case in almost a year now bro.
>1.6 million in a year.
Wow. They're really moving at light speed. And how many are coming back broken? Or just getting returned? Evidently a lot.
That is a significant amount considering how niche the deck's application is. It's probably going to be more successful than their VR headset, which is only going into the gutter simply because it's old and other companies have since rolled out better/cheaper headsets.
Its already way past that especially with the two bug sales its had so far.
>That is a significant amount considering how niche the deck's application is.
Not really. It's directly marketed hourly on steam, the largest gaming platform in history and barely pulls flop numbers. These are shitted and flopped numbers.
idk why the deck makes you so upset. it's just a handheld.
No need to get angry anon, it's just sales figures.
When companies sell refurbished shit it's usually just returned crap
>$319 for a device pre-installed with rootkits and spyware
Jesus Christ who would buy this?
>OH NO DA GUVNMAENT WILL SEE YOU PLAY RABI RIBI
they will use this information to oppress you
Nice
Paying for the privilege of handling big fat greasy gamer decks
Okay what the frick this is actually just unreasonably cheap now. 320 dollars + an easy 1TB SSD swap makes it the same price as a base entry level Steam Deck.
Do I risk getting my hands on a semen stained Steam Deck, bros?
>Do I risk getting my hands on a semen stained Steam Deck, bros?
seeing as they're out of stock for you, probably yes
or you could wait (and save up) for the Deck 2 next year
>next year
I wish. It's gonna be 2026. Maybe 2025 if we're really lucky.
nahh, gonna wait for the deck 3 in 3 years
Yeah well I'm going to wait for the Deck 4
>3
>Valve
I think the deck is the first time gaben will learn how to count that high.
$80 is literately nothing unless you live in Brazil, in which case you have other things to worry about
>Do I risk getting my hands on a semen stained Steam Deck, bros?
Every mans hand you've ever shook has been semen stained at one time, stop being a baby and wipe your new Deck with a damp cloth.
>$300+
>refurbished
>unreasonably cheap
KEK
Shitted and flopped
>3 M I L L I O N
>No drop in sales from year 1 (1.5m each year)
Yeah no.
>sold as much as Sega Pico, Color TV game, N-Gage, Wonder Swan, Advanced Pico Beena, Dendy
Wew you're in good company, keep up that amazing success
WonderSwan is based so you aren't making a good point, tranimegay.
>3 million
>Their internal report estimates for sometime during 2023
Lol. The Switch sold 1.5 in May alone.
...Without having to split revenue with retailers...
Steam Deck is sold a loss either way
There is no way anything other than the 64 GB model is still sold at a loss and even that one I doubt
They all are
I wonder how much time and money they had to waste removing the smegma from all the crevices. Also I wouldn't be surprised if the dick deck gay buys deck, jizzes on it, returns it back, then buys another one and repeats the process.
do you still get the brandprostitute bonuses from the 512gb model? Only reason I really want the deck tbh
>buying a used portable device that can be taken to the bathroom
Why the frick are all of you gays talking about semen and dicks? What the hell.
I'll spoonfeed you you literal newbie
http://arch.b4k.co/v/search/text/ick%7Ceck/type/op/filename/webm/
>1264 results found.
kek
I only scrolled the first page but thats definitely the same guy. Thats some dedication, can't even be mad at that anymore
>thats definitely the same guy
No shit moron, how new are you? Go back to twitter.
You think I click on every ick/eck thread? Maybe like the first 10. Only shit like that I click on with consistency is vidya butts because at least some people get furious over it.
Because in order to think Steam Deck is a good purchase you have to be a fat balding manchild who has no ability to experience shame
Projection. Don't touch me you silly boys.
Will they be delivering these to Ireland? I went to the Steam Deck page and there was no refurbished decks, just all new decks out of stock save for the 256GB deck
Unless the previous owner was a cute girl, I'm not buying used goods.
How many of these decks have had wieners flopped on them? That's what I think about when I think about a used steam deck
Better fix some tiny defect and sell than just throw it away. Don't you care about the environment and shit?
I bought a refurb 4k monitor recently, saved about 15% and it was almost impossible to tell from a fully new one.
Must be a huge success if they have so many returned ones...he said sarcastically.
You're welcome, enjoy the 'icked 'eck.
>so many steamy shitted decks broke that valve now has a second hand stock to sell
OH NO NO NO NO BROS
Switch killer indeed.
>Every mans hand you've ever shook has been semen stained at one time,
H-Hot...
Holy frick. I never realized this until now
Enjoy your new life as a germaphobe who buys hand sanitizer in bulk.
>muh used ick on eck
You cowards probably don't even buy used figures
A: You sourced this from reddit
B: Someone lied on the internet
i thought about it and a gaming laptop is 100x better. im gonna get one and just plug in a dualshock and its gonna be 100x better
>Windows
>thinking linux is better for literally anything
Good for the people that want a second hand deck.
I'm happy with the 64gb one I bought and put a 1tb drive in.
I like how the fatfrick has mindbroken this board so hard that the first thing people think of with second hand decks is cum on it.
imagine I replaced the gf with a steam deck
im too lazy to do it rn 🙂
I get the couch and the mattress but the laptop and girlfriend can be washed pretty easily.
Yeah, I mean it's pretty easy to take out the keyboard and wipe it down with some alcohol wipes. And I'd rather trust my friend with being nasty than some stranger giving me something nasty so something like that wouldn't even be a problem.
Women aren’t things, they’re people. Strange how incels complain about no one wanting to sleep with them while also complaining about “used goods”.
but I don't want to sleep with used goods
strangely enough, women dont want to sleel with virgins
but I'm not a virgin
Imagine having to clean off the cumstains, caked on sweat and Cheetos dust off tbis thing when refurbishing.
That's her face when she cums
Rog Ally is shit
I love refurbished electronics. Pretty much brand new devices at like 10-40% of the cost. Bought like 3 Thinkpad T460s from Ebay for $160 each because Lenovo went to shit and stopped using easily removable batteries.
Only issue with Decks is there are some truly disgusting people on Ganker and I would need to blacklight everything before I buy.
Best part of refurbished shit is that it drives down the cost of after market stuff even more.
I expect some 280-300 buck second hand ones now to undercut the official refurbished pricing.
I've had a Steam Deck for almost a year now and it's honestly the greatest electronics device I've bought in a decade
This. Unironically, in all seriousness.
I would've killed for something like this as a kid. We'd be in a far better place with this industry if devices like this were the norm too.
>$319
Come on Valve, you seriously couldn't have just dropped it a full $100 to match the price of the Switch to make the comparison extra funny?
hmm, deck seems very shitted? also extremely flopped?
This. If the deck is so great how come any of them would be in a position to be refurbished? Check and mate atheists.
If that's true then explain how I have one
>gaben semen slopper does gaben semen slopper thing
imagine that
*incorrect buzzer noise* Try again!
*correct answer noise*
You got it, so many people refunded their shit Steam Deck Valve considers refurbished decks a good strategy to recoup losses
Yes.
>more than 15fps
>longer battery life than two hours
>mods
>any game is a free game
>wpgs and h-games
>desktop use, make it a PC anywhere
>modify OS itself easily
>right to repair and cheaply so
>10/10 customer support
>game pass compatible
>actual gyro control and touch pads
>touch screen as well that doesn't feel like sliding across syrup
>makes your dick two inches longer
>no drift stick
>better feel in the hands
>more storage and easy to upgrade the internal storage
>buttons don't feel like stale styrofoam
>heavy enough to be used as a weapon against nintendies, yet light enough to be a comfortable swing
>fast charge with provided charger
>quick and easy shipping
>actual graphic settings for games, not to mention can enter files to alter further to your wants
>can be switched to windows OS if you please
>can play a game in desktop mode and have a guide pulled up in browser to tab out to at any time
>the vent fumes smell good, addicting really
>can benchmark performance at any time you wish
>can limit or push the deck past performance points if you deem so necessary
>can record, upload, text, call, and not have to pay for subpar online
>great ice-breaker for 4/10 single mothers on public transportation
>extremely durable and pet safe
>great screen for its size and scratch resistant
>external storage card inserts and ejects like butter
>steam OS shop being extremely easy to navigate and doesn't take years to load
>created the 'ick on 'eck lord of the board
Oh yeah, pays off having a deck unlike nintendaughters
Do you incels own this shit called "xbox"??????
Americans really don't know how to build consoles.
Trying too hard
>tfw you get the 'ick on 'eck posters Deck
I would kill myself. No amount of bleach and cleaning products could clean that. I'd rather buy one brand new with a stupidly high price tag
Bro it's just semen on a screen. He probably wipes it off immediately after.
Don't think about how much piss and shit stained public entrances you have to go through everyday.
stop living in india, brazil and america
my 256gb deck costed 500eur right after it was out, not sure if 100eur cut is really all that meaningful. Then again, if i'd be a student, i'd probably love it.
Can one swap in a msata/nvme ssd on the 64gb model?
I bought a refurbished N3DSXL back when Nintendo was still selling them for ~$120 or so and you couldn't tell the difference between it and a new one. This will probably be the same.
>you just so happen to get the ick on eck deck
Uh... based?
gabe is a fat frickong loser boomer one hit wonder