I don't think half of the "gamer dad" Nintendoids even know Steam Deck exists. They only show up to play video games when they see Mario or Zelda on a TV commercial.
to be fair they did revolutionize it back with the game boy when it used less batteries etc. than the what, game gear? Which used 6xAA? it was just better for kids, maybe still is? I dunno.
Nowadays what's wrong with having a dedicated Stardew or Granblue machine on the go? Great for train or air travel.
Who are you trying to fool with this god awfully moronic argument that emulation is bad, idiot? Better visuals alone makes emulation better. Your nostalgia for obsolete hardware and blurry screens is fricking nothing.
>Real hardware which itseld is shit specs , running with unstable 30fps and 720p plus screen tearing on top of dynamic resolution >Emulation allows 60fps with proper graphical enhancements
Wow, shocking isnt it ?
>It's too big to be actually portable
Exactly. If it's bigger than a gameboy then it isn't convenient to keep in your pocket. If you're going to haul it around separately you might as well just go for a laptop or tablet at that point.
>It's too big to be actually portable
Exactly. If it's bigger than a gameboy then it isn't convenient to keep in your pocket. If you're going to haul it around separately you might as well just go for a laptop or tablet at that point.
get a phone, a controller and emulate billion games >but muh bulk
on par with the fricking psp or ds with games, charger, batteries and case mother fricker.
why do you cry about a thing if nothing is good enough???? get a fricking chinkheld then.
i know you're gonna just cry that noooo it doesn't have umm nintendo logo on it so it's not good enough or some stupid ass excuse.
you don't want a fricking handheld. you just want to be kid again. fricking nostalgia ridden piece of shit autists with baby hands that want small squares designed for children that hurt to hold over 30 minutes
>Still not available in my country yet
What's taking them so long?
Is it really that hard to sell an electronic oversea?
Is that why the big brands remained dominating? Because it's too hard for other brands to get their small brands oversea?
>enter Steam Deck discussion >devolves into people talking about framerates and optimisation >some morons talking about emulating older games >oh i run [x] linux on mine! >meanwhile Nintendo Switch chads are just discussing game mechanics and game design.
what causes this?
.
it just seems to me people seem to want the Steam Deck to fix a certain pain point of theirs(that it doesn't do well) instead of wanting to play games on it- so they end up in endless loops of optimisation and "wow this tweak fixes my problem but i wish it would do this instead!"
same as VR gays
No.
I mean you're lying about the switch part.
There's no switch thread that discuss about game mechanics & designs.
It always ends up with waifu posting. Always.
>enter seething "nintentard" thread >halfway down people start discussing the mechanics of games
it happens EVERY time, switch is just a quality device that solves a problem - portable gaming - well.
meanwhile SteamDeck just has endless optimisation homosexualry. should be posted on Ganker honestly.
If I want to talk about the design of a game, I'll do so in a thread about that game. If I want to talk about how a game runs on Steam Deck, I'll do so in a thread about the Steam Deck.
>Ganker mods remove Zelda hate threads for "flamewar" >Ganker mods keep Deck hate threads because they are tendies
when will these subhumans stop ruining this board?
Don't know shit so sorry if I'm moronic. Steam is PC and why would PC players need a device to let them play anywhere but where they have PC?
If you have a PC already you will have it in a place you want so why would you need a portable thing?
do tendies actually believe this?
I don't think half of the "gamer dad" Nintendoids even know Steam Deck exists. They only show up to play video games when they see Mario or Zelda on a TV commercial.
tendieism is a cult rivaling judaism and scientology in levels of psychotic delusion
tendies were crying about botw being 60fps on PC saying "It doesnt feel right" theyre deranged
*i was crying about it while calling myself a tendie so i could yell at myself
Why did you do that, anon? You just proved
's point.
lol the 30 fps "cinematic" consolecuck cope isn't new
Please tell me you inspect elemented that bullshit I just read
sadly it's real
https://www.pcgamer.com/steam-deck-is-switch-without-the-magic/
What the frick. So I guess if anybody makes a handheld gaming device that's copying Nintendo?
to be fair they did revolutionize it back with the game boy when it used less batteries etc. than the what, game gear? Which used 6xAA? it was just better for kids, maybe still is? I dunno.
Nowadays what's wrong with having a dedicated Stardew or Granblue machine on the go? Great for train or air travel.
>inspect elemented
fricking reddit
steamies believe emulation is better or the same as playing in real hardware lmao
Who are you trying to fool with this god awfully moronic argument that emulation is bad, idiot? Better visuals alone makes emulation better. Your nostalgia for obsolete hardware and blurry screens is fricking nothing.
>Real hardware which itseld is shit specs , running with unstable 30fps and 720p plus screen tearing on top of dynamic resolution
>Emulation allows 60fps with proper graphical enhancements
Wow, shocking isnt it ?
>emulate
>60 fps and antialiasing
lol how old is switch hardware that I can push 200fps if I don't cap it?
On the deck? What game?
It's too big to be actually portable. Just get a laptop at that point.
pls be my gf
>It's too big to be actually portable
Exactly. If it's bigger than a gameboy then it isn't convenient to keep in your pocket. If you're going to haul it around separately you might as well just go for a laptop or tablet at that point.
Manlet or a woman?
get a phone, a controller and emulate billion games
>but muh bulk
on par with the fricking psp or ds with games, charger, batteries and case mother fricker.
why do you cry about a thing if nothing is good enough???? get a fricking chinkheld then.
i know you're gonna just cry that noooo it doesn't have umm nintendo logo on it so it's not good enough or some stupid ass excuse.
you don't want a fricking handheld. you just want to be kid again. fricking nostalgia ridden piece of shit autists with baby hands that want small squares designed for children that hurt to hold over 30 minutes
>"magic"
it's called gnu/linux, or as a like to call it, gnu+linux
just call it linux 🙂
more like slopped shit
good morning sir
what is the magick of Switch? Low framerate and cheapest plastic imaginable?!
>July 17, 2021
they don't have any exclusives whatsoever
that's the nintendo magic in a nutshell
>it doesn't scratch the same itch!!!!
35 minutes later, OP bumps his own thread just before it dies of inactivity
itt: seething pc cucks
More like PCBVLLZ when we get to play your games in a better state for free LMAO. Consolecucks should continue to pay for online.
>when Ganker says things have "sovl" or "forced soul" or are "soulless" it's a completely valid argument but this isn't
What is this "magic"?
Nintendo bribe
The magic in question: A Nintendo logo
Both are overpriced android knockoff
>Still not available in my country yet
What's taking them so long?
Is it really that hard to sell an electronic oversea?
Is that why the big brands remained dominating? Because it's too hard for other brands to get their small brands oversea?
Sorry man they do not sell it to turd world shitholes.
>enter Steam Deck discussion
>devolves into people talking about framerates and optimisation
>some morons talking about emulating older games
>oh i run [x] linux on mine!
>meanwhile Nintendo Switch chads are just discussing game mechanics and game design.
what causes this?
>what causes this?
Simple.
You're just lying.
.
it just seems to me people seem to want the Steam Deck to fix a certain pain point of theirs(that it doesn't do well) instead of wanting to play games on it- so they end up in endless loops of optimisation and "wow this tweak fixes my problem but i wish it would do this instead!"
same as VR gays
No.
I mean you're lying about the switch part.
There's no switch thread that discuss about game mechanics & designs.
It always ends up with waifu posting. Always.
>enter seething "nintentard" thread
>halfway down people start discussing the mechanics of games
it happens EVERY time, switch is just a quality device that solves a problem - portable gaming - well.
meanwhile SteamDeck just has endless optimisation homosexualry. should be posted on Ganker honestly.
Did you miss the constant /e/ Nintendo waifu threads you fricking homosexual?
If I want to talk about the design of a game, I'll do so in a thread about that game. If I want to talk about how a game runs on Steam Deck, I'll do so in a thread about the Steam Deck.
they won't sell them in my nanny state (ausgay)
It got the 'ick instead.
Only Nintendo can make video games and only Nintendo devices can play video games.
>Ganker mods remove Zelda hate threads for "flamewar"
>Ganker mods keep Deck hate threads because they are tendies
when will these subhumans stop ruining this board?
>thread about some device
>devolves into bickering
Every time.
The OP itself is literally console wars
Don't know shit so sorry if I'm moronic. Steam is PC and why would PC players need a device to let them play anywhere but where they have PC?
If you have a PC already you will have it in a place you want so why would you need a portable thing?
It lets me play my Steam Library away from my desk.
>not only is the article real
>it's by PC Gamer
fricking christ