Vampire Survivors

this game is pretty fun, is it true the dev worked on slot machines before making this game?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    im pirating this right now to see whats up

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >being this cheap

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >buying an uncertain product before getting a easily-available free sample
        ngmi

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          yeah, that one dollar will make a difference

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What is a refund

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Something that can easily be denied. I do it all the time at work.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Not if you follow the rules. And the company giving the refund is not complete shit.
              As long as you keep you game time under 2 hours steam is fine.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >DUDE JUST JUMP THROUGH 4 FLAMING HOOPS AND THEN YOU'LL GET YOUR REFUND BACK IS THAT SO HARD?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >bro just don't play more than two hours and you get a refund
                Surely these trials and tribulations dwarf those of even the great Heracles.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Or, instead of setting random as frick limits, I can pirate it and make an unbiased decision.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Not that you care, but the dev also has a version of the game free on one of those .io sites. That's what I played before deciding to shell out the massive $3.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                With the time between your first and last post you'd earned that back just by sitting at work

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It's one step more than pirating it and it's morally equal or worse. Why would you do that ?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm all for piracy ,but this shit is 2bucks lmao.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      stop using holy water

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the new limit break on weapons is nice, better to cash in late game gems on fricking my screen up with effects than just acquiring gold

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why does it matter ? You can be sure all big(ger) budget games have psychologists working on making them as addictive as slot machines

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    anyone know what these cakes are/do?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      get/discard the Skull O'Maniac and Pummarola items on the stage and follow the pies until you fight a shadow version of Gennaro to unlock a secret character.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >is it true the dev worked on slot machines
    yes, you can clearly see the influences once you know that

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do you like it too anons?
    >decent single-unit damage
    >low cooldown
    >good evolution (you want to take empty tome anyway)
    >you can pick one or two arcanas to improve it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      its good for pushing stuff away but not that good on its own
      however with a bounce arcana

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      no its shit, fireball is better

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've been playing HoloCure,

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is it actually any good compared to VS or just streamer bait?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Its fun

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's streamer bait

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >a knockoff of a knockoff of a mobile game

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Hi m*g*c s*rv*v*s dev
        you game sucks

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It really is mindless fun. It's also updated all the fricking time. I bought the game like a month ago and he's added probably 6 characters and new maps/weapons.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    play holocure
    it's a better game and it's free

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      im not gonna play vtuber trash
      id rather spend the whole 3 dollars

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Love the last few updates. The new less weapons more stats arcana and limit break are fun as frick

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Holocure beats vampire survivor in the ass

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Has anyone picked the arcana where you get a buff for each unused weapon slot, in conjunction with limiting your weapon slots in the options menu? I can see that being great for someone who already starts with awesome weapon/s like Pugala, Smith, or Red Death.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Its my favorite way to play now. Beat it with every weapon except the shields, no idea how i could do that, maybe with the explode on hit arcana, but dont feel like doing that. The new limit break mechanic only makes it better

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >game gets worse when you unlock most stuff
    There's no fun in the entire screen just being a white shiny mess

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      personally i play with the aim of making the screen a white shiny mess. maximum area thick runetracer here i come

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's the entire point of the game

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Now thats where you're wrong

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ive been switching between this game and Chiv 2 because i dont know what else to play, why are triple A games trash

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    New character is pretty good

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Another secret, I assume? I just got the 3 achievements and I'm not missing anything in unlocks.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Go north of silver ring in bone zone, you'll know when you see it

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any reason not to always grab Tortolla's Box every run and just banish after level 8?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If you want more exp, its better to get lvl 9

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So limit break just lets you bypass level up coins and instead makes you the destroyer of worlds? Do you level up quicker than normal? I'm doing it with Pugnala now and she seems to be leveling at a pretty moronic rate without crown.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    neat game, especially for $3,, wish it had a proper campaign mode with more crazy setpiece stuff like the seraph run and megadeath
    also speaking of megadeath, it definitely should have more attacks and less HP

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How many +amount do you need to fill up the entire screen with no gaps?

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >2 weeks for 3 achievements, a shitty boss and 1 character
    cringe

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    genuinely what kind of fun do you derive from this? there's so little interaction and it doesn't feel rewarding at all

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i don't need to press a button 9999 times to make an epic bing bing yahoo combo to gain satisfaction
      life is simple

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it starts off pretty slow but as you get further into the game a lot more micro is needed

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This isn't true at all. The game becomes demonstrably easier the longer you play. Half the time, I could just park where I am and let the round playout by minute 15.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Use hurry mode if you arent already, it improves the game by a lot

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I was more talking in a meta sense, regular mad forest is insanely slow compared to hyper gallo tower

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          t. didn't play the game

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Are you sure about that?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              So why are you talking such bullshit

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >cat upgrade is still totally useless
    REEEEEEEEEEE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      cats are useless in general
      just like in real life

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Holocure comes out
    >OMG WE HAVE TO LE HECKIN' RELEASE UPDATES FASTERS!!!

    why do Ganker trannies think competition is bad? they are now competing against a FREE game.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >they are now competing against a FREE game.
      They already were.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >patch 8
    >still can't skip chest animation

    lmao, shit game. Imagine losing to holocure

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ganker is so fricking moronic, holy shit

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like playing this game but it's fricking punishing.
    >need to last for 30 minutes to maximize gains
    >make one single mistake and it's all down the drain and have to start over
    Makes me not want to play it.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Vampire Survivors
    It was okay at first but eventually got really boring for me. Now, whenever I try to play it, it puts me to sleep.
    I prefer 20 minutes till dawn. At least it makes you aim. And it seems a lot faster paced. It does much more of a better job at keeping my attention.
    I'd rather play other similar games than to ever go back to vampire survivors, honestly.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >bone zone is the only zone you can do if you want gold
    Shit game

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      moron

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just edit main.bundle.js so a character has a billion % in greed or some shit instead of grinding out money for eggs

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Disappointed you don't unlock anything for surviving 60 minutes. You can basically make yourself invincible.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the only way to do it is Toady anyway

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Divano with armor and the red cape. I survived 80 minutes while idling making breakfast on the 4th. Got bored of it so I just exited.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'll try that one although Divano's ability is not that great

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Crimson Shroud's retaliation damage now heavily damages some special enemies
    Rip afk farming in stage 5

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      cant you do it still with max cd and laurel?

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's a 3 dollar game and I got 25 hours of enjoyment in 100%ing it. I don't know what else you can ask

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